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Macron: "Mon pénis est énooooorme"

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by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2018 9:47 AM

I believe it.

by Anonymousreply 1January 17, 2018 11:02 PM

No girtherism conspiracy theories over there.

by Anonymousreply 2January 17, 2018 11:03 PM

Investment bankers are bottom feeders.

by Anonymousreply 3January 17, 2018 11:15 PM

I want to have Macron and Trudeau DP me.

by Anonymousreply 4January 17, 2018 11:16 PM

Not as handsome as that sexy, super-intelligent (30 out of 30 questions!!) President of the US!!

by Anonymousreply 5January 18, 2018 5:02 AM

How DOES his geriatric wife handle such a massive schlong, I wonder?

by Anonymousreply 6January 18, 2018 6:15 AM

[quote]How DOES his geriatric wife handle such a massive schlong, I wonder?

Being French, probably lubed with lots of goose fat.

by Anonymousreply 7January 18, 2018 2:07 PM

[quote]How DOES his geriatric wife handle such a massive schlong, I wonder?

She doesn't. Macron is gay and has a male lover.

by Anonymousreply 8January 18, 2018 2:09 PM

Questionable anal hygiene

by Anonymousreply 9January 18, 2018 2:52 PM

Russian troll at R8.

by Anonymousreply 10January 18, 2018 4:18 PM

Not surprisingly I had R8 already blocked.

by Anonymousreply 11January 18, 2018 4:22 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 12January 18, 2018 4:38 PM

I'd love to taste his big uncut cock

by Anonymousreply 13January 18, 2018 4:40 PM

Who is that, R12?

by Anonymousreply 14January 19, 2018 7:08 AM

Mathieu Gallet, boss of the french public radio who gonna lose his job soon.

PS: he's gay and out but not Macron's lover;

by Anonymousreply 15January 19, 2018 7:23 AM

Meh, if Macron were gay he can do much better.

by Anonymousreply 16January 19, 2018 8:31 AM

r15. He IS Macron's lover.

by Anonymousreply 17January 19, 2018 9:52 AM

He's not.

by Anonymousreply 18January 19, 2018 9:53 AM

“I want to have Macron and Trudeau DP me.“ r4

Maybe they can whisper in your ear as they DP you “ Tell me your a refugee and you haven’t washed since Eritrea”. Apparently Napoleon liked Josephine dirty.

by Anonymousreply 19January 19, 2018 10:38 AM

Macron is a gorgeous homosexual and a power bottom!

by Anonymousreply 20January 19, 2018 10:47 AM

[quote]He IS Macron's lover.

If you are a flat-Earther and a birther, of course he is!

by Anonymousreply 21January 19, 2018 10:54 AM

Why do D L sisters in refuse to believe that their heroes (Obama,macron) are homosexuals??

by Anonymousreply 22January 19, 2018 11:40 AM

[quote] If you are a flat-farther and a birther, of course he is!

No. Just a guy whose partner of 2 years currently works at TFI and therefore would be privy to this kind of gossip in their industry. So sad what DL has become, it used to be so friendly and conducive to gossip but now has been overrun by fraus like r21. When DL finds a way to get rid of the fraus, the gossip, including the little I've heard, will return.

by Anonymousreply 23January 19, 2018 1:12 PM

R23 So what's the consensus on Macron in those circles, then? Straight, gay, bi, damaged?

by Anonymousreply 24January 19, 2018 1:59 PM

Macron looks like he would have the most luscious pubes. I hope he leaves them alone to grow wild.

by Anonymousreply 25January 19, 2018 2:03 PM

[quote]Why do D L sisters in refuse to believe that their heroes (Obama,macron) are homosexuals??

Because Russian trolls and alt-righters spread the gay rumors right before the election.

by Anonymousreply 26January 19, 2018 2:06 PM

Remember the crystal meth freak who insisted VERY VERY LOUDLY that Obama and Rahm Emanuel frequented Man's Country in Chicago?

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 27January 19, 2018 2:22 PM

Tina is a hell of a girlfriend!

by Anonymousreply 28January 19, 2018 4:04 PM

Please tell us more, r23!

by Anonymousreply 29January 19, 2018 4:30 PM

Many with no fruitdar posting here!

by Anonymousreply 30January 22, 2018 6:05 AM

Marcon is gay. Everyone knows that.

by Anonymousreply 31January 22, 2018 6:10 AM

A gorgeous homosexual married to an old fish is the latest trend!

by Anonymousreply 32January 22, 2018 9:38 AM

My hip! My hip!

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by Anonymousreply 33January 22, 2018 9:46 AM

Nein.

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by Anonymousreply 34January 22, 2018 9:47 AM
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