Who were they? Who are they? Who did they hope to be?
Discuss.
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Who were they? Who are they? Who did they hope to be?
Discuss.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 19, 2018 12:20 PM |
Are any of them dead?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 16, 2018 5:15 PM |
I heard WBM was dead and cackles(?). I'm unsure though because I discovered DL around 2007.
I know MPC/Erna was allegedly a scary queen/realtor from California and her picture was linked somewhere around here.
Charlie hasn't posted in a while...
What about Ciaran? He was the cute one wasn't he?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 16, 2018 5:20 PM |
I liked Charlie a lot, but he became a victim of the crazed queens on here who don't like people getting too much attention -- or living a better life than they do (which isn't difficult).
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 16, 2018 5:44 PM |
Erna/MPC is such a crazy narcissist, he had posted many pics and given far more biographical info than is wise on the Internet.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 16, 2018 5:45 PM |
I think Charlie is still here, he just doesn't sign his posts anymore.
Della is still around, but she is mostly anonymous these days, too.
Others that are gone: AYB, Magdelena... I am drawing a blank on the many others.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 16, 2018 5:46 PM |
Was she really a scat queen R4?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 16, 2018 5:47 PM |
Magdelena? No, lol.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 16, 2018 5:49 PM |
Oops, sorry. Misread your post r6.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 16, 2018 5:50 PM |
Erna has been dead for years.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 16, 2018 5:51 PM |
Did Judy Pills really die?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 16, 2018 5:52 PM |
That guy from HOU who posted his dick and who had the infant daughter ... what was his name?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 16, 2018 6:05 PM |
Brandon!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 16, 2018 6:08 PM |
NOODLES!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 16, 2018 6:19 PM |
VOTN!
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 16, 2018 6:21 PM |
AYB isn't gone. He's a far right whackadoo. I'm 99% sure he's the "Cecil Hillb*ttom" guy.
He still has the unofficial Facebook group apparently, but made it private because he and his friends use it for alt-right pro-Brexit stuff.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 16, 2018 6:22 PM |
I'm not sure MPC was a realtor -- there's a realtor in CA with the same name as the former actor who later produced porn, but I'm not convinced they're the same person.
It's also possible MPC pretends to be that former actor and isn't really at all.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 16, 2018 6:28 PM |
It was never established definitively, no, but it was funny as hell that every time MPC would post, someone else would immediately post the picture of the actor and say, Hi David!
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 16, 2018 6:30 PM |
Judy "Pills" garland is hanging around in philly
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 16, 2018 6:34 PM |
Cackle Cackle is probably dead.
None of the Streisand threads recently have had Charlie's grandfatherly storytelling, so it wouldn't surprise me if he died too.
I also wonder about Butterbean. The 2017 hurricane season was like 2005 all over again, and I'd think if he was still around he would have made a comeback.
And I'm guessing The Guy Who Bought Claire Dinner just got bored of the place and left.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 16, 2018 6:41 PM |
I wonder if Butterbean might have revealed a bit too much about himself.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 16, 2018 6:44 PM |
I miss Magdalena
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 16, 2018 6:45 PM |
SHOBE, LatinaGirl, AIKC, KC Guy, PhillySnoop, Price Leatherbarrow, where have you all gone?
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 16, 2018 6:47 PM |
Charlie was here very recently, on a New Year's thread I believe.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 16, 2018 6:54 PM |
Butterbean was before my time.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 16, 2018 7:00 PM |
Is Kirker still fat?
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 16, 2018 7:40 PM |
Other than six or so here, the span of attention of any who post here is VERY short.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 16, 2018 7:41 PM |
Justin
Leanne DeVett
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 16, 2018 7:41 PM |
SS Terri ;)
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 16, 2018 7:42 PM |
Justin has been kicked out of every public library on Long Island.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 16, 2018 7:45 PM |
lollerskates!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 16, 2018 7:47 PM |
I do miss Judy "Pills" and CrazyMint or Minty...? (I'm blanking on his name.)
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 16, 2018 7:50 PM |
Voice of the Night was the best! I miss him.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 16, 2018 8:49 PM |
I seem to remember someone named Magnolia Thunderpussy. Am I confused? Was it a different site?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 16, 2018 8:53 PM |
That hetero hunk Home Shopping Network host pursued by a foot fetishist.
(Anyone remember his name?)
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 16, 2018 8:54 PM |
Was it Roger, r34? Or was that another one?
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 16, 2018 8:56 PM |
Butchy.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 16, 2018 8:59 PM |
(Mr and) Mrs. Patrick Campbell
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 16, 2018 9:01 PM |
[R.35] Not "Roger' -- it was a very Irish name.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 16, 2018 9:04 PM |
Ciaran?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 16, 2018 9:24 PM |
Price Leatherbarrow and Judy Pills were my two favorites.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 16, 2018 10:45 PM |
Price was hilarious without being mean, so likeable. I've never witnessed him trolled by the riff raff so I hope it never happened. The last post of his I remember was the one about the helmet.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 16, 2018 11:24 PM |
Not "Ciaran." Another Irish name. Someone on DL must know the name of the HSN host pursued by that "Feets" guy.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 17, 2018 1:39 AM |
^ Kerry McNally
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 17, 2018 1:41 AM |
All the many straight cunts who have infested the DL over the past year. They feel safe here -
Safe to intrude, opinionate on cunt topics, complain about all the gay "stuff," here, insult homosexuals, and just generally stink the place up with the reek of entitled pussy.
Congratulation, girls. Your smell overpowers the scat!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 17, 2018 1:44 AM |
Thanks [R. 43] what ever happened to Kerry? Maybe he settled down and has a wife and lots of kids?
Seemed like a nice guy.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 17, 2018 1:47 AM |
There used to be a writer who created a character called “kirker” (always with a lowercase k) who did an absolutely sublime sendup of the oafish fancy lad who had no taste, but believed that he was the epitome of tasteful things. Drove DLers crazy. I don’t think he writes here anymore, but his writing was so believable even though the character he created was such an outlandish example of a myopic social disaster that he was able to pull it off.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 17, 2018 1:52 AM |
There was KELT, Michael K., White Belt Man, and our beloved Mr. Hollywood, who had the best Hollywood insider dirt. (Last we'd heard from Mr. H., he'd just return from an extended trip abroad; then he became ill, letting us know he may not be posting for a while; then no more posts, at all - Silence.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 17, 2018 2:13 AM |
Miyoshi Umeki
Nan Michiganwomyn
pussylips
the original Cheryl
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 17, 2018 2:18 AM |
AIKC posted frequently u till last November. Each month I have seen less from him, and as of this month, I have seen only one post. Perhaps he has been busy?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 17, 2018 2:22 AM |
R32 Magnolia Thunderpussy posted on the Campfire Video discussion board way back in the day. That was a great place until JoiseFan (sp) took it over. It's long gone now.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 17, 2018 2:46 AM |
Is KELT not here? I always put him on ignore, he was easy to "find" because of capitalizing names. I think he was WBM back in the day.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 17, 2018 4:42 AM |
Remember the lesbian attorney who was a recovering addict? Can’t remember her name but she was nice.
You bitches drove away most of our lesbians!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 17, 2018 5:15 AM |
R52, I reemember her. Womenontheverge or something like that? Wickedly funny and sharp.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 17, 2018 6:45 AM |
Juicy Lucy annoying lesbian troll
Blue Agave RIP
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 17, 2018 6:48 AM |
Kipper the friendly librarian
Magdalene
Shagtoy
Skinwoman
((Ehrenstein))
And my favorite, Lulu
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 17, 2018 7:05 AM |
What happend to John the guy who was obsessed with Seth MacFarlane about a year ago?
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 17, 2018 8:24 AM |
Lesbeau was a fucking mess
At one time she called herself Chris the Dyke
She's still here
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 17, 2018 8:31 AM |
I thought SWF On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown was a straight woman who used to date Kevin Nealon and had some serious health problems?
Well, we used to have a poster matching that description, but it may not have been the lady who went by SWF. In one of the many threads about long gone old timers she's mentioned as being the one with the best stories.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 17, 2018 8:37 AM |
I don't miss peg but I miss the more innocent Datalounge s/he represented now that we've been invaded by Russian bots and right-wing loons
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 17, 2018 8:37 AM |
[quote] I thought SWF On The Verge Of A Nervous Breakdown was a straight woman who used to date Kevin Nealon and had some serious health problems?
How big is his penis?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 17, 2018 8:40 AM |
I miss Shinjuku Baby
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 17, 2018 8:44 AM |
Others I miss: JoeyBrill, WehoBoi, Kipper, Princess Latifah
Shobe 😱
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 17, 2018 8:49 AM |
I miss this being a straight-cunt-free zone.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 17, 2018 8:51 AM |
You would have to go pretty far back for that, R63.
Btw, WHET Dominion Wackiness Troll?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | January 17, 2018 9:04 AM |
I also miss the "this day in gay history" troll.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 17, 2018 9:12 AM |
The guy that got gangbanged in the back of a bar on a pool table.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 17, 2018 10:50 AM |
R66, could you provide a few more details, that really doesn't narrow it down around here...
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 17, 2018 11:28 AM |
Pope Buck I
Loooong time DLers will recognize that name. He or she was like Price Leatherbarrow. Funny but always a gentleperson.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | January 17, 2018 12:02 PM |
He had a partner. Midwest? They redid a Victorian, maybe...
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 17, 2018 1:12 PM |
I know Pope Buck IRL. He's still around somewhere, I think.
I miss Wundy, of course. I think of her every so often and hope she's safe.
And I know Umpy was banned years ago.....whether he has ever return in another form or persona is unknown.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 17, 2018 1:21 PM |
MPC was known on other sites and people from Dlisted insisted she was of the Spacey/Singer persuasion, if you get my drift.
I always confused her with the one who would post dozens of threads in the dark hours of night.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | January 17, 2018 1:25 PM |
R60 HUGE.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | January 17, 2018 1:32 PM |
WHET the other gay message board that was DL's one-time rival. It was started by a guy in New Orleans, and soon after it was started many DL authorized posters fled over there. The rivalry was so intense that even the mention of its name here at DL would get you red tagged.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | January 17, 2018 1:41 PM |
ABC Insider
by Anonymous | reply 74 | January 17, 2018 2:51 PM |
You mean the board a long time ago, r73, like 2006 or so? Or the "refugee" board that popped up after DL went down for a few months? The latter got closed down and replaced with the current one, but I can't for the life of me remember what happened to the first one.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | January 17, 2018 2:55 PM |
[quote]Wickedly funny and sharp.
No, not really.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | January 17, 2018 3:00 PM |
MPC aka Catherine of Siena aka Erna is probably the most persistent (but by no means the most notable or notorious) troll in DL history.
The problem, I think, started with the new format. In old DL, when you signed off your name, it was remembered in your next post and you had to consciously opt out by deleting it. It’s cumbersome to have to have to keep signing the same name for every post. That, I believe, is part of the reason for the decline in known posters.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | January 17, 2018 4:01 PM |
WABC Insider?
by Anonymous | reply 78 | January 17, 2018 5:06 PM |
I miss Bengali in Platforms and Swiss chick. Two good posters from the old-ish days.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | January 17, 2018 5:16 PM |
Some of the more memorable personalities I can think of off the top of my head:
Mrs Patrick Campbell
Shinjuku Baby
Brandon (probably the most fucked up of all - and that’s a feat)
Magdalene
Nan Michiganwomyn (first post I ever read on DL was her bleating about some “Land”)
Chung Ho (short lived but hilarious)
Misez Slocombe (show off - “help us choose our new apartment in Paris)
David Ehrestein (there are no closet gays in Hollywood)
Kirker
VOTN
Josh (super nice guy)
Angry Young Brit
R 11 from another thread
Princess Latifah
The Prophetess Juanita “jazz hands” Bynam
by Anonymous | reply 80 | January 17, 2018 5:19 PM |
R22. still here
by Anonymous | reply 81 | January 17, 2018 5:28 PM |
r73-
Qwhip??
by Anonymous | reply 82 | January 17, 2018 5:29 PM |
[quote]Btw, WHET Dominion Wackiness Troll?
He said he’s hanging out on Free Jinger now.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | January 17, 2018 6:11 PM |
MissHelenBedd AKA David Dean Bottrell
by Anonymous | reply 84 | January 17, 2018 6:17 PM |
[quote]Brandon (probably the most fucked up of all - and that’s a feat)
Hotter than porn Brandon, and with a much, much finer cock.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | January 17, 2018 6:41 PM |
[quote]MissHelenBedd AKA David Dean Bottrell
Oh shit. Upthread I got him mixed up with MPC.
How about Roger Octopus? He was from just a few years ago. Or, Prisspot schoolmarm or something? I can't recall the full name.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | January 17, 2018 6:50 PM |
[QUOTE] How about Roger Octopus? He was from just a few years ago.
That asshole was always threatening to “report” people somehow. As if that’s even a thing. Fucking weirdo.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | January 17, 2018 6:54 PM |
I forgot about Kirker and his failed furniture junk store in Austin. Completely bloated and insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | January 17, 2018 7:22 PM |
Over the years, insider gossip is what made DL cool:
I didn’t find Blue Agave, but his gossip is supposed to be legendary. Yet somehow no one has recounted any of it.
I was here for the first “Keram knows” thread. Unfortunately the name and character were misappropriated in subsequent threads by attention seekers. But the first and only real Keram thread was sensational.
Celebrity Caterer had some good gossip until he got outed replying to his own threads (harmlessly trying to keep the conversation going) and stalked to other threads in the trolldar era. DLers get extremely jealous when someone gets attention and becomes an on-site celebrity here. They put a lot of effort to tearing them down.
Makeup Artist went through the same thing as Celebrity Caterer
The last, great big insider gossip thread was from a couple years back by the Cocaine GossipGirl (not her name) which is still searchable in the archives (too lazy to link). She had some sensational stuff about the drug habits of some celebrities and Franco’s kinky bisexuality. We have not had a decent gossip thread on DL since. Now the site is overrun by fraus, empty-headed millenials, alt-right shills and Russianots.
But thanks DL for the entertainment through the years.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | January 17, 2018 11:48 PM |
Wundy was so entertaining, I loved how she always glamorized whoring on sunset boulevard in her childlike writing style.
Do people remember that wacky conspiracist ELEOP (extinction-level event OP) from during the Ebola outbreak a few years ago? So confident and certain the any one of myriad factors was going to eliminate the human race at any moment.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | January 18, 2018 12:49 AM |
He was so persistent r90.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | January 18, 2018 12:57 AM |
Does no one remember SusieK? Was that her name?
The daughter of character actor Kurt Kasznar, who generously shared wonderful gossip from old Hollywood, particularly about Tyrone Power and his family. She was around DL for several months about 10 years ago but eventually was scared away by disgusting trolls who doubted her veracity.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | January 18, 2018 1:05 AM |
Dustin Dewind, White Belt Man, Blue Agave, David Ehrenstein, Mrs. Patrick Campbell, AYB, Cackle Cackle (and something about "another piece of pie, Bea, darlin?), and there was some "golden age movie queen" or someone who posted the absolute BEST threads about old Hollywood. I am going back to about 2005 or even sooner.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | January 18, 2018 1:44 AM |
[quote]Wundy was so entertaining, I loved how she always glamorized whoring on sunset boulevard in her childlike writing style.
I miss her as well.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | January 18, 2018 1:57 AM |
[quote]Does no one remember SusieK? Was that her name? The daughter of character actor Kurt Kasznar,
Funny, I was just thinking about her when I saw your post.
I think she posted as Susie Lee. Does that sound right? Anyway, she was always interesting and extremely gracious in response to the many, many questions we asked. I was sad to see her leave.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | January 18, 2018 2:12 AM |
There was also Torta, who was a thoughtful poster who posted here for at least a decade or so. Having been single for his entire posting history, he found a boyfriend maybe 7 or 8 years ago. I wonder how he's doing.
I see VoTN has been mentioned too. If I recall VoTN went to medical school as a mature student.
Does anyone remember Mia? She was a prolific poster with interesting things to say.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | January 18, 2018 2:20 AM |
Didn't Mia have a pet supplies store?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | January 18, 2018 3:00 AM |
I wonder what became of the Boston-Philly couple.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | January 18, 2018 3:02 AM |
Mama was an interesting one.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | January 18, 2018 3:05 AM |
That was tinabina, R97.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | January 18, 2018 3:05 AM |
Right r97. Thank you
by Anonymous | reply 101 | January 18, 2018 3:09 AM |
For a long time there was a troll on datalounge who loved creating these elaborate scenarios that were always about being in midtown Manhattan near Grand Central Station or the Lexington Avenue subway station and involved him getting into some huge fight with a woman of color because he had something incredibly insulting to her in a very stereotypical, sassy way. The first of these to attract much notice was when he said he was in the subway on the platform and wanted a large African-American woman talking to her friend to get into a subway car, so he poked her ass with his umbrella and loudly said, "Move it along, toots!" Then he wrote to us wondering why she was so offended. (That's how these threads always ended: wondering what he had said that had so offended her.)
He kept repeating these scenarios over and over again, only slightly changing certain elements of them. Somehow they also tended to involve cheap eateries and grocery stores also in midtown Manhattan. Then another troll (perhaps the same one? it was never clear) became obsessed with looking at men's dicks in midtown Manhattan and always referred to it as "looking for noodle." He did this so regularly that he started becoming referred to as "Noodles," and he became identified somehow with the move-it-along-toots troll, so they both were always addressed as Noodles.
Then the webmaster got sick of people always sighting Noodles and addressing trolls as Noodles, and told us we'd get in trouble if we called anyone Noodles. So the troll became called Momma because he would refer to himself as Momma and tell us someone in midtown Manhattan got his mussy wet.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | January 18, 2018 3:12 AM |
test
by Anonymous | reply 103 | January 18, 2018 3:13 AM |
JohnEric
ellen
Lynn
Daren (originally Darren)
Master LCz
Iowa's Loddie
Mr. F
Arroz Con Pollo
by Anonymous | reply 104 | January 18, 2018 3:13 AM |
Ddj
dickfitz
Dead and Blatant
Longe
Lindy
RWOAC
by Anonymous | reply 105 | January 18, 2018 3:18 AM |
SS Terri and the Spacey Cadets - I wonder what happened to these cunts since the world found out the truth about Kevin. Did they off themselves?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | January 18, 2018 3:18 AM |
Binky, the "Lost" Von Trapp
by Anonymous | reply 107 | January 18, 2018 3:19 AM |
Galloping Gourmet
by Anonymous | reply 108 | January 18, 2018 3:20 AM |
R94 - OMG, there is a name from the past, "Wundy." I recall Wundy's postings, which was true DL at its best. Wundy, come back!
R80 and R93 - 'Mrs. Patrick Campbell'! Yes!
R89 - 'The Celebrity Caterer'! Yes!
Now that the DL has launched its reformatted site of today, all DL personalities have gone underground, randomly making 'guest appearances' as 'Anonymous.' The newer DL contributors of today have gone underground as Anonymous, even that Ultimate DL Bitch, 'The Velvet Hammer.'
by Anonymous | reply 109 | January 18, 2018 3:21 AM |
Tequila Mockingbird
Lady Prudence Fairfax
Dame Celestia Crackhead
Robert Murrae
Fa
by Anonymous | reply 110 | January 18, 2018 3:22 AM |
Krackbaybie
by Anonymous | reply 111 | January 18, 2018 3:23 AM |
Chris the Dyke aka Lesbeau
by Anonymous | reply 112 | January 18, 2018 3:25 AM |
A Much Bigger Troll Than Anyone (rumored to have been Bruce Vilanch)
The Masked Homo (former pro wrestler, rumored to have been the late Tom Zenk)
Qwerty (rumored to have been Jonathan Taylor Thomas)
by Anonymous | reply 113 | January 18, 2018 3:27 AM |
Hmmmm, I thought the spelling of the term 'Krackbaybie' was the spelling of the actual words, back in the day (?).
In any case, R111's recollection resulted in a laugh from the past.
by Anonymous | reply 114 | January 18, 2018 3:30 AM |
R105 mentioned a few I was going to post. I liked RWOAC.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | January 18, 2018 3:48 AM |
Magnolia Thunderpussy's real name is Joseph and he's an antiques dealer in Toronto. I've met him but haven't heard from him for years.
Mrs. Norman Maine is still around writing film reviews and still posts, but under a different handle
Cackle Cackle died a few years ago.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | January 18, 2018 3:54 AM |
About six months or so ago didn't the sister of an A list actress post a lot of great gossip ? also - a few months ago some guy had a rocky and insulting relationship with a closeted television actor. - as I recall the guy was talking to the National Enquirer about the actor - does anybody remember that?
by Anonymous | reply 117 | January 18, 2018 3:59 AM |
Ok, I read the replies quickly, the two I wanted to mentioned were Judy Pills (lovingly) and that silly Galloping Gourmet. And they both made the list already.
One I don’t see, but could of skipped over, is the guy or girl...can’t remember....who had some of brain surgery (?) and was home, alone, no one to take care of them. There was a unisex name and it was a pretty intense storyline. I think we all eventually figured it was EST. Back in 2011.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | January 18, 2018 3:59 AM |
R89, the guy pretending to be Keram from the very beginning was a nutbag. He was using sockpuppets to take over other unrelated threads to ask about KMS. People, either real but gullible or just more sockpuppets, insisted it really was the actor. The site was unusable for a while because of it.
The the guy got outed on a thread when he flipped out at someone describing their acid reflux symptoms. No joke. He was obviously a crazy person.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 18, 2018 4:00 AM |
[quote]One I don’t see, but could of skipped over, is the guy or girl...can’t remember....who had some of brain surgery (?) and was home, alone, no one to take care of them. There was a unisex name and it was a pretty intense storyline. I think we all eventually figured it was EST. Back in 2011.
Robin?
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 18, 2018 4:02 AM |
Remember Twinkster? He seemed so nice under that persona...then it was discovered he was trolling everyone with a second persona, Toadstool.
I exchanged a couple of emails with kirker. That wasn't a persona, that was him.
Loved Fa, Tequila Mockingbird, and Lulu. Cackle Cackle was great, I always wanted to meet him.
What happened to Enid Nelson?
Arroz Con Pollo always annoyed me.
Misez Slocombe was great because everyone hated her. She's the one the started the DL Wikipedia page. I remember looking at the version history on Wikipedia to look at the comments, and one person just wrote "EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU NASTY CUNT" in response to Slocunt.
I think was changed DL for the worse was when the authenticated posters went over the top with using this site as a blog, and the anonymous posters who attacked them. Josh was the worst; he used this site to promote his book and then listed DL in the acknowledgments in his book. The other two who changed it for the worse were the infamous troll Daniel Bexton and his stalker/lover/alternate personality, Justin.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 18, 2018 4:03 AM |
R116, Cackle Cackle last posted in 2016 I think, followed by some tedious self-appointed essayist who insisted all recent Cackle Cackle posts were fake.
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 18, 2018 4:04 AM |
I guess I’m the only queen that remembers ‘SizzleTits’.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 18, 2018 4:04 AM |
R120 yes! Robin.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 18, 2018 4:05 AM |
I tried defending Celebrity Caterer because his stuff was pretty great, but the wolves were really out for him.
And it was such bullshit because what he posted was clearly written by the OP. People would make a guess on his BIs and he'd reply, "Close, but think someone older."
Then assholes claimed that was the same as sockpuppetry and drama hungry DLers went along with it.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 18, 2018 4:10 AM |
R90. I've shot him down multiple times. A delusional alarmist. The problem with people/characters like that is that they put themselves out there where a naive millennial may believe the delusions he was pushing. Chicken Little that one.
I believe I shut him down by alerting everyone of the facts that a virus can mutate itself. He disappeared. He also had the habit of replying using your own words mostly as his own style. Creepy chameleon.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 18, 2018 4:15 AM |
ELEOP did not disappear entirely after his hysterics over the Ebola scare (and his blaming of Obama's handling of the few patients who were allowed in) fizzled out. He came back shortly whenever the Zika Virus was big news. Same writing style, same apocalyptic hysterics. I don't know what became of him afterwards, but I wouldn't be surprised if he pops in again and tries to stoke more fears over the current flu going around.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 18, 2018 4:26 AM |
Petra Dirty-Girl
Silly Raminals
Jenna/Libby (and Li'l Figment)
MsA and misspinkie
The Chalupas (a.k.a. the lesbian Prancing Ponies)
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 18, 2018 4:36 AM |
I liked Josh. Anyone who’s authenticated always gets so much shit from you bitches!
by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 18, 2018 4:43 AM |
The "I Hate My Friend Julie" threads are DL classics. Then this thread evolved into "I STILL Hate My Friend Julie"; then the next DL evolution was "I'll ALWAYS Hate My Friend Julie."
Enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 18, 2018 4:44 AM |
I tend to agree with r121 regarding Josh.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 18, 2018 4:44 AM |
Canadian Joy
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 18, 2018 4:48 AM |
Ms. Wendell "My cooter is itching, y'all, I'm serious!"
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 18, 2018 4:51 AM |
The Lisa Whelchel Troll
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 18, 2018 4:54 AM |
I LOVED Ms. Wendell. She was the rude and rotted version of Wundy Girl.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 18, 2018 4:55 AM |
Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | January 18, 2018 4:56 AM |
Bonnie Mace, of course
by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 18, 2018 4:56 AM |
RACI$T LE$BIAN VEGAN TROLL ALERT!
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 18, 2018 4:58 AM |
Piecunt
by Anonymous | reply 139 | January 18, 2018 5:03 AM |
I LOVED, LOVED, loved old DL - and all the authenticateds who posted have a special fondness in my heart:
AJtheoriginalAJ zAch Rebel Without A Clue Ddj Price Leatherbarrow J.Homo Esq. Skinwoman Kipper Texabella Helena Handbasket Tinabina Magdaline JonBodi Shinjukubaby Bengali In Platforms Dame Celestia Crackhead Pope Buck I WeHoBoi Lulu Josh Judy "Pills" Garland VoiceOfTheNight Angry Young Brit
by Anonymous | reply 140 | January 18, 2018 5:14 AM |
Cackle Cackle was here? He used to troll GayPatriot in the 2000s.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | January 18, 2018 5:33 AM |
Jonbodhi
by Anonymous | reply 142 | January 18, 2018 5:37 AM |
Who was the guy, was he “In the City”?, who posted from the terrace of his apartment and told is great detail how hot his body was and what he was going to do with it that day?
Anyone remember who I am talking about?
by Anonymous | reply 143 | January 18, 2018 5:41 AM |
What happened to piecunt after she married a woman? I miss the manner in which DL united in tearing that blog apart.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | January 18, 2018 5:46 AM |
[quote]Who was the guy, was he “In the City”?, who posted from the terrace of his apartment and told is great detail how hot his body was and what he was going to do with it that day?
I WAS JUST GETTING READY TO ASK ABOUT HIM! Didn't his posts always end with something like "cool, crisp... on the balcony?"
by Anonymous | reply 145 | January 18, 2018 5:58 AM |
I remember talk of Qwerty and Mrs Patrick Campbell/ Erna, but wasn't here to originally see them in action. AIKC and John have gone really quiet - I liked them both, strange as they could be. Remember AIKC went through some weird shit last year, some weird threads were started regarding stalking and ex partners. Who knows where John went...I suspect lock up in a psychiatric ward due to Seth MacFarlane issues.
Captain Intolerance is becoming quite the personality these days.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | January 18, 2018 6:18 AM |
I'm 99% sure the stalker lady who went after AIKC was D-vida. She gets upset when a personality gets attention. Back during the Umpy days she claimed he was some 400 lbs former roommate of hers (he wasn't) and stalked him on DL in a very similar way.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | January 18, 2018 7:34 AM |
by Anonymous | reply 148 | January 18, 2018 7:48 AM |
[quote]I think was changed DL for the worse was when the authenticated posters went over the top with using this site as a blog, and the anonymous posters who attacked them. Josh was the worst; he used this site to promote his book and then listed DL in the acknowledgments in his book. The other two who changed it for the worse were the infamous troll Daniel Bexton and his stalker/lover/alternate personality, Justin.
Agree completely. The posters listed by r140 actually brought something to the table. But then with Kirker, Josh et al it became about the cult of personality and them using the site for their own egos and ends rather than being part of the overall community. They didn't participate; they held court.
Nor do I miss the truly wacko people like RWOAC, Shobe, SS Terri, Fa and the rest, who were the human equivalent of a load of rocks falling in the middle of the road every time they posted. They had the power to stop all rational discussion with their batshittery.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | January 18, 2018 7:53 AM |
I thought the ELEOP was also the Idiot Libertarian Troll? No?
by Anonymous | reply 150 | January 18, 2018 8:02 AM |
No, R150.
ILT definitely still posts here though.
by Anonymous | reply 151 | January 18, 2018 9:07 AM |
I thought they were the same too, but now that you mention it, ILT is here but has said nothing about the flu season. If he were ELEOP he'd have started 4000 threads about it by now.
by Anonymous | reply 152 | January 18, 2018 10:39 AM |
R143/R145, I'm pretty sure that was Noodles' "masc" alternate personality.
by Anonymous | reply 153 | January 18, 2018 12:13 PM |
I don't know, r152.
What's your rationale besides your gut?
What was this poster's handle .. is "In the City" correct?
by Anonymous | reply 154 | January 18, 2018 12:24 PM |
What I find so interesting about remembering the names of all these posters is that in the early years of DL authentification, there was pride in being recognized as a particular personality with decided opinions. Anonymity and yet recognition.
Please don't forget Joan's Grandkid, the gay boy who was the grandson of screen legend and Dark Shadow's star Miss Joan Bennett. He was always gracious and informative.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | January 18, 2018 1:25 PM |
Come back to DL, SusieLee, SusieLee!!
by Anonymous | reply 156 | January 18, 2018 1:26 PM |
Susie Lee was wonderful.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | January 18, 2018 2:04 PM |
I find it so interesting that as soon as a poster with a tag begins to get a following, the old guard queens go ballistic and start tearing him/her down in ways that border on cruel. They do succeed, and the person either leaves or goes anonymous, but DL loses just a little flava because of their temper tantrums.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | January 18, 2018 2:04 PM |
R158 it's not just that dynamic that hurts this site, but also the knee-jerk cynicism. If someone posts actual gossip, they are ripped to shreds and told they are liars/frauds and run out of town.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | January 18, 2018 2:07 PM |
The Hollywood EMT who told us about the pimples on Tom Selleck's ass.
The murderer in Canada who chopped up the Chinese kid.
The black guy journalist/hustler who killed the TV news reporter and her cameraman.
The relative of some famous murderer, maybe his sister.
Someone saying they were the actress who played Victoria Winters.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | January 18, 2018 2:25 PM |
R143, R145, R154
This related thread "How did some Datalounge references or legends begin?" covers this poster but does not confirm his sign off. Still, the extra details are funny.
[quote]I miss the Mornings in the City troll. He would describe a morning scene worthy of a Hallmark commercial and conclude his post with "I love mornings in the city." The threads would send the flyover queens into a hissing tizzy, insisting that his life in the city could not possibly be so sublime.
[quote]He was one of the better episodic trolls we've had. He'd always post about how he was on the terrace, in the morning, an urban Narcissus appraising the state of his pecs and enjoying the fresh breeze. The pecs' state was usually tight, ripped, toned. Then he'd sign off with something like "Keep it real, dudes."
[quote]The fury that would result... !
by Anonymous | reply 161 | January 18, 2018 3:04 PM |
What year was the "In the City" poster active, anyone recall?
It's been a decade or more, yes?
by Anonymous | reply 162 | January 18, 2018 3:23 PM |
There is no "Idiot Libertarian Troll," that's just an epithet the Idiot Fascist Trolls made up to demonize anyone who points out, in excruciating detail, why they are not only wrong but destructive as well.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | January 18, 2018 3:48 PM |
R161 Thank you so much for that link. What a great resource.
One thing it reminded me of: Datalounge has never had a more inartful, tedious, wanna-be "personality" than "MissHelenBedd." UGH.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | January 18, 2018 3:53 PM |
[quote]The murderer in Canada who chopped up the Chinese kid.
I was online that night in that thread. At first we thought it was a sick groupie, then we started joking that perhaps it was Magnotta himself posting from Belgium or wherever he was hiding out. But then it stopped being funny and we realized it very likely was him.
It was never confirmed of course, but weird night.
by Anonymous | reply 165 | January 18, 2018 5:32 PM |
[quote]Canadian Joy
I remember her! She was a class act, that one.
She probably got sick of all the nastiness on this site and decided it wasn't worth her time to stick around.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | January 18, 2018 8:48 PM |
I always like Grumpy, who then became Rumpy and ultimately Umpy.
He was such a weirdo but he meant well, usually. Except for the times he went completely insane, like when he thought it would be hilarious to walk up to a nursing mother in the mall and ask her for a drink from her tits.
But the thread where he placed a room freshener in the university elevator (cuz people were pissing in it, apparently) and it got treated as a bomb threat was freaking epic!
by Anonymous | reply 167 | January 18, 2018 8:51 PM |
[quote] R163: There is no "Idiot Libertarian Troll," that's just an epithet the Idiot Fascist Trolls made up to demonize anyone who points out, in excruciating detail, why they are not only wrong but destructive as well.
You are too cute, ILT (tm).
by Anonymous | reply 168 | January 18, 2018 8:59 PM |
And anyone who uses that phrase, even as an acronym, outs themselves as a fascist. If you are not a libertarian, then you are a fascist.
by Anonymous | reply 169 | January 18, 2018 9:18 PM |
Does anyone remember the name of the authenticated guy in Toronto who used to post a lot about decade or so ago?
He once posted "his" picture and if it really was him, was quite a looker.
by Anonymous | reply 170 | January 18, 2018 9:26 PM |
I know anybody can say they're anybody here, but I recall a few celebrity drive-bys that I think were real . . .
* Bill Hemmer (circa 1995 or '96)
* Jeannette Walls (posted as D'Arcy)
* Michael Musto
* Thomas Roberts (signed his posts "t.r."; if it was him, he had the writing skills of a seventh-grader)
* John Wesley Shipp (six or seven years ago, I think; very nice guy)
* Mrs. Erik Estrada (who came by to kill rumors that her husband is gay)
* Eric Lutes (didn't identify himself, but I'm pretty sure he posted sexy pictures of himself in a thread that was started about him)
Marc Shaiman used to be authenticated here.
I know she's admitted to lurking here, but did Rosie ever actually post?
by Anonymous | reply 171 | January 18, 2018 9:38 PM |
Most of these are bullshit.
by Anonymous | reply 172 | January 18, 2018 9:41 PM |
I miss FruFru.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | January 18, 2018 9:42 PM |
Thank you, R172, for expressing your opinion. That was, of course, what we were all waiting for.
by Anonymous | reply 174 | January 18, 2018 9:45 PM |
I miss Tikitiki. They were so hilarious. Tikitiki.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | January 18, 2018 9:47 PM |
WHET Eric Lutes? Here or elsewhere?
He was so hot and funny, too.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | January 18, 2018 10:30 PM |
So many of these people I'd forgotten. I'd like to Corky St Clair to the list.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | January 18, 2018 10:45 PM |
Knots Landing's Constance McCashin eating twinkings, chomping tacos, slurping gravy, dunking donuts .....
by Anonymous | reply 178 | January 18, 2018 11:11 PM |
[quote] In one of the many threads about long gone old timers she's mentioned as being the one with the best stories.
She wasn’t an old-timer, she posted in 2014. If I recall, she would post about herself as anonymous in other threads complimenting herself.
by Anonymous | reply 179 | January 18, 2018 11:18 PM |
A writer/showrunner from Judging Amy came to DL to defend herself after Amy Whatsherface had her fired.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | January 18, 2018 11:35 PM |
[quote]The last, great big insider gossip thread was from a couple years back by the Cocaine GossipGirl (not her name) which is still searchable in the archives (too lazy to link). She had some sensational stuff about the drug habits of some celebrities and Franco’s kinky bisexuality.
I remember her. She was great, but she stopped posting because she really wanted to stay anonymous. She was afraid of giving too much away. Fun when she was around though.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | January 18, 2018 11:40 PM |
Remember when Rosie said in an interview that she visits the datalounge?
by Anonymous | reply 182 | January 19, 2018 12:04 AM |
LittleRock
Rfat11
GET
by Anonymous | reply 183 | January 19, 2018 5:26 PM |
Those three ended up at Qwhip r183
by Anonymous | reply 184 | January 19, 2018 6:01 PM |
Pornchick, skinwoman, scullysuit, asteriskgirl, Shobe, cheekster and the other women of the now-defunct DL Lesbian Forum.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | January 19, 2018 8:53 PM |
You are all forgetting the gal who co-authored at least half of DL's nighttime posts:
Miss Boozette
by Anonymous | reply 186 | January 19, 2018 9:27 PM |
Boozin' Susan
by Anonymous | reply 187 | January 19, 2018 9:29 PM |
I know, r184. And?
by Anonymous | reply 188 | January 19, 2018 9:57 PM |
[quote] R169: If you are not a libertarian, then you are a fascist.
Where did you get this nonsense idea?
by Anonymous | reply 189 | January 19, 2018 10:36 PM |
Rocco and Lourdes
by Anonymous | reply 190 | January 21, 2018 5:15 AM |
I miss JGL source. Hope he found better friends.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | February 25, 2018 12:44 PM |
I miss crazymint
by Anonymous | reply 192 | February 25, 2018 2:41 PM |
Bump!
by Anonymous | reply 193 | June 19, 2018 2:03 AM |
don't remember full name but "jazz Hands" Bynum
by Anonymous | reply 194 | June 19, 2018 2:36 AM |
[quote] R90: Do people remember that wacky conspiracist ELEOP...
I thought this was the same guy as the Idiot Libertarian Troll (ILT). I think ELEOP is still buzzing around in his spacecraft that he built to escape the destruction of modern society.
by Anonymous | reply 195 | June 19, 2018 2:44 AM |
Prophetess Juanita, R194
by Anonymous | reply 196 | June 19, 2018 2:53 AM |
[quote] Oh, I try and I try; and still [italic] nothing! [/italic]
EP/r
by Anonymous | reply 197 | June 19, 2018 2:57 AM |
[quote] R169, is the ILT the same person as the ELEOP?
We need to know!
by Anonymous | reply 198 | June 19, 2018 2:58 AM |
[quote]Captain Intolerance is becoming quite the personality these days.
Failure to launch
by Anonymous | reply 199 | June 19, 2018 3:27 AM |
Christmas Mouse, R.I.P.
by Anonymous | reply 200 | June 19, 2018 4:31 AM |
Thanksgiving Otter. I think he was missing last thanksgiving, though I might just have missed him. .
by Anonymous | reply 201 | June 19, 2018 6:37 AM |
Fucktwat at R201, either you're blind or you're one of those posters who is worse than Hitler and can't do a cunting search. I was here and posted. Mediapolis don't pay much, but I show up when they deliver the cash and liquor. Now use the magnifying glass that you use to find your own cock, and do a goddamned search for my posts. Don't let me know when you've found my posts. I'd be more excited if you found that amoeba-sized dick of yours. Good morning or night, whatever it is.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | June 19, 2018 6:41 AM |
[quote]don't remember full name but "jazz Hands" Bynum
That is the Prophetess Juanita 'Jazz Hands' Bynum to you!
by Anonymous | reply 203 | June 19, 2018 8:54 AM |
Oh, R202! You still care! I can rest easily, now.
by Anonymous | reply 204 | June 19, 2018 12:20 PM |
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