Let’s pretend we are THREE BILLBOARDS!

I'm the inclusive little person (dwarf?) that has no function in the big picture. (love the movie though).

I am all the swear words. I am the real star.

I'm the cunt that gets kicked!

i'm the ex-husband's new girlfriend who works at the zoo.

I’m the gift shop located in a run down building next to the train tracks. How do I manage to stay open? Yet I do!

I’m the mask that will soften the blow when the sheriff’s family find l his body after he commits suicide. Finding his dead body won’t bother them at all.

I'm the red herring guy throwing the souvenir, mad as fuck at something we'll never know after the DNA was incompatible.

I am the prisoner locked up in the clinck in the back of the police station which the protagonist has just set fire to. For five whole minutes, I think I’m going to burn to death in a cage.

I am Lucas Hedges, not even attempting a Missourah twang.

Why am I here?

I'm the racist cop who tortures black people but redeems himself by the end of the movie… Yay!!!

I'm Lucas Hedges's boxer briefs. And I know I'm there.

I'm the billboards that were engulfed in flames but are still usable after they were put out with fire extinguishers.

I'm Frances McDormand's hair cut

I'm Mildred's inexplicable coveralls, which she wears 24/7 despite working in a gift shop.

I'm the fire extinguisher that is sitting in the front seat of Frances McDormand's station wagon when she unexpectedly discovers the billboards are on fire.

I'm the British writer director who knows more about racist small town middle America than you stoopid Yanks do!

Im the Oscar winner for best movie, screenplay, supporting actor and actres.

Redeems himself but not racially.

Nobody gets redeemed in this film. That's not what it's about.

But, by the end the film, two deeply angry people suffer enough pain, and understand they have caused great pain for others, that they begin to question what their anger has done to each of them.

I’m the pretty young secretary who is very upset cause I have seen my nice boss viciously beaten up and thrown out a window by the same racist cop. The audience laughs when the cop hits me in the nose to shut me up. I am never seen again. No one cares how am I doing or apologizes or there is no scene of me going to Judge Judy to pay for a nose job.

Yah !!! It is the year of the woman !

Hello my name is Sandy Martin. You might know me as Mac’s Mother in iIts Always Sunny in Philadelphia and I very realistically play a belligerent alcoholic. In Billboards I play the racist cop’s mother and only Frances, Woody and me give the truly good performances.

I am a beautiful 18 year old girl who could have any man she wants but I choose a scrawny 60 year old wife beater. I am the dumbest character ever created for fiction. I make Rose from Golden Girls look like a brain surgeon.

I'm the audience that laughs when a gay character is beaten up and thrown out a window.

Omg. I did not know that character was gay. That’s bad. Mel Gibson Bad.

How is anyone supposed to know that character is gay? How and where in the film is that character's sexuality revealed?

At least he has a scene when the racist cop apolizes and he too easily accepts in a badly written scene in a soon to be Oscar winning script. Is the hospital so small they would put the attacker and victim in the same room?

We're the makeup crew.

Easiest shoot ever!!!

I'm the people who watched the trailer, read reviews and comments about this movie and decided not to see it.

I'm all of the clear cut lawsuits for assault that never get sent to the courts.

Keep on telling yourself that , hon.

I definitely saw the movie I liked it but it has glaring flaws.

The only thing I wasnt sure about if the girl who got hit in the nose was a secretary and the guy attacked was her boss. I never got a gay vibe from the guy thrown out the window but I did think he might be retarded which would make his attack even worse.

I'm all the undeserved awards.

We're the missing/broken camera phones that could have easily proven many of the crimes.

We're the green ribbons at next year's Golden Globes ceremony to protest the obvious bribery that occurred at this years awards.

I'm the main character's obsession with her teenage daughter's assault that still prevents her from any sort of warning to the barely legal new girlfriend about the potential dangers from her batterer ex-husband.

You got that right. The movie is about injustice and the characters keep on commuting crimes and don’t get as much as a traffic ticket. Only thing that happens is racist cop gets fired.

I'm Pia Zadora and my Golden Globe was more deserved than any of the ones for this movie.

I'm the license plate trace that never happened, but would have still exonerated the suspect and saved the ex-cop from a severe beat down.

We're all the calls to 911 that went unanswered for weeks due to the fire damage of our town's police department.

I’m a handsome dwarf who for some reason falls in love with the meanest 60 year old woman in town who doesn’t own a hair brush.

I am Sam Rockwell bopping his head to “Chiquitita”, which is not a head-bopping song. You think they could have sprung for “Gimme Gimme Gimme” or “Voulez Vous”.

I’m the ex-husband of the meanest woman in town. Even though I look like you could knock me over with a feather I can still beat her up and physically threaten her. I seem to love my daughter who was murdered and raped and I might even had been a good father but I still try to burn the Billboards that brings attention to finding my daughters killer.

[R25] In the scene at the pool table, the cop makes clear he think Red is gay when he asks him about f*ggots in Cuba… Red responds with knowledge of gay rights in Cuba and then references Matthew Shepard.

I thought the accusation was intended to imply the Jason himself was secretly gay - Red was shown eyeing the secretary. Red was just a sympathetic educated liberal.

I am the new chief of police. We just arrive from it of town when an old chief of police dies, with no one telling the precinct that we are coming.

Is it a prerequisite now that if a film wins best picture it’s must have a gay guy thrown out a window?

I'm the random speech about priest kiddie-fucking that obviously came from an Irish Catholic playwright jammed into a part of America where Catholics are still papists and not even visible.

Yeah as if Mildred would have ever been a regular churchgoer.

Hello I’m Colin Farrell and I was the star of the director’s first two movies but he doesn’t give me a part in this movie. I do The Beguiled and The Killing of a Sacred Deer instead. Thank God Steve McQueen gave me a job.

I’m the two people who burned something down (one being the previously mentioned police station) in this movie 2 different times Thank God arson isn’t a crime!

I am a handsome dwarf for some reason has the hots for Mildred. I see her burn down the police station. For my silence she agrees on a date. Not sex just a date.

[quote] a part of America where Catholics are still papists and not even visible.

Are you saying there aren’t Catholics in Missouri?

im the one who walked out of the movie after 15 min, tho im madly in luv with sam rockwell.....

mcdormands face makes me retch....

I'm the black best friend. I have no idea why I'm friends with the main character, but I get to meet the only other black character- and sparks fly!!

Good one I’ll add.

I’m a beautiful warm Young African queen somehow I’m friends with the meanest 60 year old woman in town.

I am another grossly overrated terrible SJW film pushed through the Hollywood awards marketing machine that will be completely ignored by the public.

What does CMBYN have to do with Billboards, dear ?

One thing positive I will say about the movie if you are grieving about the death of your child you do not care about your appearance. I never forget that Eastwood directed film starring Angelina Jolie. Her child gets kidnapped and she goes to the police station with the prefect hair and makeup with false eyelashes.

Sam Rockwell mentioned in an actor to actor interview (I think) that his character was indeed homophobic and that Red is gay, It's quite obvious as someone already mentioned, since he is very much in tune with LGBT politics and is teased by Rockwell's character about his sexuality during their game at the bar, even his meek demeanor is supposed to reflect that.

If Red is gay, I hope he never finds Data Lounge. He may have thrown Red out a window, but Officer Dixon is a walk in the park compared to the vicious queens here.

I'm ABBA's Chiquitita, teasing that head-bobbing Officer Dixon isn't as straight as he'd like to think.

I'm an ignorant European playwright/ screenwriter that knows nothing about the US Midwest or the people who live there.. I set my SJW shitshow there to amuse big city leftist fascists.

I'm the Native American shown nowhere in this film because it's only diversity if black people are cast.

I'm the car ride from Missouri all the way to fucking Idaho.

I'm the mysterious black man who watches Red get thrown out a window and almost get beaten to death. But only slowly walk over to him after Sam Rockwell has expressed his rage. I later show up to shock the audience as Rockwell's new boss to fire him.

I serve justice except I prefer to wait a few minutes before I go over to help a man who has been beaten to death or get a fellow police offer to assist.

I'm the Frances McDormand character who doesn't give a shit that she almost burns a man to a crisp and only tells him later in the film at the climactic moment.

I'm the hills of Asheville NC, where this was filmed because it's a cool hipster town and nobody making with this film would actually want to go anywhere near flatter, less appealing Missouri. Could you imagine Martin McDonagh spending a night in Branson?!

R59 I would like to think deep down Datalounge heart is in the right place. The majority of us are upset when man or woman of any race are treated horribly by police. Red was about the only character who did nothing wrong. I guess the attack was because he rented the Billboards to Mildred. Some of us might have been mad he forgave the racist cop too son. Others might have said get a lawyer, bitch. Red would be welcome here. At least by me.

I’m the hospital room where a victim of a horrible beating by a racist cop and the racist cop who did the beating are roommates

I am France McDormand's perpetual Grumpy Cat face.

I’m still bummed it sucked. I couldn’t wait for it.

We're the student/teacher/parent witnesses to 2 high school students getting assaulted, but like everyone else in the movie, take no action. The students had it coming though.

I am Mildred. Because my daughter was raped and murdered I am allowed to break the law with impunity. I drill a hole in a dentist's thumb with his own instrument and spit in his face. I punch out and kick the crotches of two high school students. I burn down a police station, not knowing or caring if any people are inside it. I drive the terminally ill police chief to his grave. I'm interminably nasty and rude. I go off with the reformed former racist cop to kill a man. But the viewer is supposed to pity me and sympathize with me, despite my criminal, abhorrent behavior. I'm the PROTAGONIST!

I’m the outcry if the beating victim by the racist cop was a black man. Instead it was an assumed gay man which means Best Picture Oscar. Start making space, Martin !!!

I’m one of the mythical black people brutalised by the police but not actually seen.

We are the FBI and the mainstream media. Despite the fact that a reasonably attractive looking young white woman was brutally murdered in Middle America, we have never heard of this case.

^^ Exactly. Nancy Grace could have stayed on TV for another decade with this case.

I'm the grossly inflated abandoned billboard payments that are now going toward grossly inflated hospital payments.

I'm Frances McDormand bandana.

I’m also the meanest woman of my town. Even I would have called and given a warning before I burned a building down.

Even Nancy Grace didn't touch it so you know she's too close to the Establishment.

We are security cameras.

We don’t exist in this world.

R72 I agree with you except Mildred wasn’t the only one committing crimes without getting arrested. Like her ex-husband and the racist cop should not just fired but in jail for the beating certainly not sharing a hospital room with the victim.

Also the reason Woody kills himself because the cancer got worse ( don’t think you can blame her for that)and he didn’t want to burden his family as if finding his dead body would not upset them. He even wrote a letter saying it wasn’t her fault.

I'm the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences which once named "Braveheart" Best Picture and loves to reward films where a gay male character is thrown out of a window, a surefire crowd-pleaser guaranteed to tickle and delight audiences of all ages!

"Also the reason Woody kills himself because the cancer got worse ( don’t think you can blame her for that)and he didn’t want to burden his family as if finding his dead body would not upset them. He even wrote a letter saying it wasn’t her fault."

It was obvious she contributed to his worsening physical condition. In fact, during a tense conversation with her he starts to hemorrhage. Despite what his letter said (he was a good old boy) she did indeed help hasten his death. Just one of the many atrocities poor dear Mildred commits in this movie.

She wanted him to dig deeper in her daughter’s investigation. Who could she have gone to instead? The racist cop? After Woody dies thr racistt cop assaults two people , he gets a letter from Woody and almost gets burned up and then he finally gets on the right side. If Woody couldn’t do the job he should have resigned.

I am the American cinemagoer who does not understand why a movie does not meet my expectations when I know so well, from watching movies, how a movie should be.

No. What we are saying the front runner for Best Screenplay, Best Supporting Actor (otherwise I would love to see Sam win) and Best Picture are not worthy. We like Frances even though she is playing Olive but we feel she doesn’t deserve to win. Martin should have fine tuned his script ( maybe worked with a co-writer) and not direct most of his cast to act like a cartoon.

"I burn down a police station, not knowing or caring if any people are inside it."

To be fair, she calls the station several times to make sure no one is inside. I loved this film, a great dark comedy. Too bad people think this is supposed to be a drama.

She keeps calling and then gives up and shrugs her shoulder as if ‘oh well’. I have seen a lot of movies and I know the difference between a black comedy with a bad script and direction and a black comedy with a good direction and a good script.

I'm an audience member losing a little more respect for humanity after learning that r88 thinks this film was a great dark comedy. The news must be a nightly laugh riot for them.

I sitting behind some moron who laughed his fool head off the whole movie. He did laugh at the girl who got hit in the nose. What kind of black comedy would think that is funny so I told him it is not funny. He didn’t laugh when the guy got thrown out the window if he did I might have gotten crazy.

I’m Margot Robbie crying on Oscar night. I should have won (light years better than previous “it girl” winners ie Emma, Jennifer, Brie) and yet I go home empty because Frances McDormand will win her second statue for a recycled performance.

"To be fair, she calls the station several times to make sure no one is inside."

But someone WAS inside. There was always that possibility. She really didn't give a fuck. And that really helps the people who live in that area, to have the police station burned down.

As for Woody "not doing his job"...well, he DID do his job. He did all he could but reached a dead end. That happens in criminal investigations; cases do go cold. And from what I remember, there was no physical evidence (she was "raped while dying" and there was no DNA, hair, nothing?) so all that could be hoped for was that maybe someone would come forward with a tip or new information. That's how a lot of cases get solved; somebody says something and the investigators have something to go on that leads to an arrest.

I found nothing funny about this movie at all.

I'm the sheriff's wife's completely incongruous accent.

I'm the graphic sex talk between the dying sheriff and his wife; he even talks dirty in his suicide note. What was the purpose of that? To show how much in love they were? Yes, talk about riding a cock evokes such warmth and affection.

I'm the three decrepit billboards standing really close together on a road to nowhere very near one person's house.

I'm the hateful bitch of a mother who told her daughter she hoped she'd get attacked before she left home on the night she was killed.

I'm the drill used to torture the dentist in the most heinous scene in recent cinema history.

What did the dentist do? Just be an asshole?

r93 my problem, too, is that the man is burned and scarred and she really doesn't have much of a reaction to it, except she gasps. But nothing else. It bugged me that there was no real regret on her part except when she tells him she burned down the station. Even then, it didn't sound like an apology.

How does a beautiful 35 year old Aussie woman with a Bad British accent meet a 55 year old sheriff living in a small redneck town that only has one hospital room?

I’m the insurance adjuster. Something very strange is happening in this town and I’m on my way to investigate.

r101 she took me out of the movie. I thought her acting was horrible.

I'm an ugly black-hearted film loved only by cruel cold-blooded liberals.

I’m Frances McDormand’s cotton crotch pastel panties. I haven’t been changed since last Thursday

The worst acting was the 18 year old wife/ girlfriend of Mildred’s exhusband. Then it might be hard playing the dumbest person ever.

Wasn’t there a prisoner locked in the cell? What happened to him with the fire?

I am a town so small that everyone knows the sherrif has terminal cancer before he announces it, yet nobody knows they are placing an attacker and victim in the same room at the hospital.

Oh the vicious queens. "What kind of black comedy would think that is funny?" Any dark comedy, that's the fucking textbook definition of what a dark comedy or gallows humor is all about, apparently you're less versed on it and now well read as you think you are.

Whether you queens think this movies is a good or bad dark comedy is just a matter of opinion, the director however has labeled his movies as such so you can all suck my dick. bye.

I'm the audience member who saw "Three Billboards" this past weekend and hates the movie more and more the more I think about it.

My theater director described black comedy as when you laugh when you are not supposed to.

I saw the movie in a theater people laughed at violence.

Take a good black comedy Heathers. 2 jocks/ bullies are set up to be murdered (and gay) the movie jokes about the characters not their deaths. Later Winona and Christian are making jokes at the funeral. A little girl gives them a look like they are terrible people.

I’m surprised the director cast Frances she doesn’t seem to be his ‘type’. The secretary and the way way too young girl friend of ex husband looked so much alike I thought they were the same person. At least the secretary gave a passable performance the girl friend was terrible.

Abbie Cornish has been around for years trying for a big break I didn’t realize she was 35 but this her second movie for the director and was given a free pass when it came to doing an American accent.

I am questions, and audiences have more of me than they do answers after they've watched this movie.

I’m Hollywood.

To deflect away from stories of abuse I’ve turned a blind eye to for years, I’m going to shower a “comedy” movie with Oscar nominations about a girl being raped, a racist cop and a gay man thrown out a window.

I’m a Hollywood liberal who wonders why Trump won.

I'm comedy. I'm heightened reality.

This movie is a strange combination of implausibility and too close to reality. That's why I'm completely missing from this movie.

I’m the FBI who never got called to investigate this case for some strange reason, even though that’s what would happen in real life. Instead it stays with a podunk police department that employs 8 people and isn’t even open at night.

"What did the dentist do? Just be an asshole?"

He starts to, STARTS to make a comment to nasty Mildred about the impropriety of picking on a dying man, but before he can get ten words out of his mouth she grabs his drill and drills a hole in his thumb and spits in his face. God, I was SO hoping Mildred would get killed in this movie. I was hoping the guy who paid her a visit in the gift shop would do it.

"Whether you queens think this movies is a good or bad dark comedy is just a matter of opinion, the director however has labeled his movies as such so you can all suck my dick. bye."

I think you're going to need a major operation to remove that bug from your asshole, fucktard. And nobody on earth wants to suck your tiny dick. I think that's really your problem. You're in need of a blowjob SO bad. But you will probably never get one, bye.

I'm Michael Kelly. I'm not the guy in this movie. He's Zeljko Ivanek.

I'm the fat suit clinging to Sam Rockwell's comely ass.

I'm the indecisive tone of this film shifting from black comedy to serious drama when the mood suits me.

I'm the comic books Jared reads, because living at home with his mother isn't enough to let you know that this guy is a man-child!

Sam will win the Oscar for Supporting...

I’m Captain America and I beat the shit out of rthe acist cop before the vicious attack on Red. ‘ No more Oscar winning movies with gays being thrown out the window for a laugh ‘ he cries.

[119] tiny dick, really? Wow, what are you? A 12 year old school girl? I bet you prince around with a lisp saying 'fabulous' and 'OMG' to everything too? Grow the fuck up and learn at least how to offend another man with some dignity, dude.

I'm the orange juice Red shares with Dixon in the hospital room. I don't feel right being accepted by a racist homophobic attacker whose bandaged face I can't see.

Don't stand near any windows today bitches, r126 is offended!

And she might throw a molotov cocktail at YOU!

I'm the dwarf who is so desperate for sex that I want to fuck Mildred and I'm so hot for her gorgeous face and bod that I provide an alibi for her on the night she burned down the station house. I am really, REALLY desperate.

I'm the blood coughed up by Sheriff during the interrogation with Mildred. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be a funny gag or a heartwrenching moment?

I think it the only scene she isn’t the meanest 60 year old woman in town.

I am Martin McDonaugh. I am not Best Director of the year.

I'm James, the little person, that Mildred should have went home with. I'm small, but not that small.

The gay guy being viciously beat up didn't make anybody laugh. It is when it went too far. People in the audience gasped in horror and after, there was an uncomfortable silence.

Anyways, I am the knife the quiet teenage son uses to threaten his father who was being violent with his mother.