Best insults used on the DL

“He looks like his face was on fire and someone put it out with a bag of broken glass”

I always heard it was a track shoe...

He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Can’t wait for this thread to fill !

"What a dumpster fire of a human being."

"The best part of you trickled down your mother's thigh."

"Lick my ass, Diane" is pretty funny too.

There was a thread about The Young and the Restless in which the OP described Eric Braeden as looking like "a hundred-year-old catcher's mitt that was dropped in a (muddy?) ditch." I would love to steal that for use in real life, but nobody else looks like that. Braeden can have that honor all to himself.

I don't know if it originated on DL, but "dumb as a box of rocks" has come in handy a few times.

Your mother should have swallowed that load.

"She's not even small town pretty."

I want to fuck your brains out, but it looks like someone beat me to it....

"I wouldn't want your nerve in a tooth."

Said to a bitch who cut in line while waiting for limited seating at a folk festival.

"A face like a dropped pie." -- I wet my pants laughing.

#153 "I have no doubt the fundie cult billed him as a prodigy after he placed all the beans into the coffee cup before the goat gave birth to the hybrid offspring of cousin Jessico" on a Zac Hanson thread has always stuck with me for being so hilariously, utterly bizarre.

I still have no clue what it was supposed to mean but there was definitely some kind of logic to it, being so specific. I still wish they'd return to explain.

r12 OMG that is so funny and I cant wait to use it.

It was a thread called post your baby picture and someone wrote:

"My Mother had abortions cuter than you, R14.

lol^^^^^^^^^^

I don't hate gay people. I just hate the fact that your parents weren't.

More more

Yo mama's so fat, she went to Israel and died of a heart attack and now she's the Wailing Wall.

When they made you, they broke the mold. . .thank God!

I’ve always liked “piss-elegant fairy” and all variations on the theme. I’ve not seen or heard this phrase anywhere beyond DL.

"Let's kiss and make up and agree to never quarrel again. Just give me a second to turn around and bend over."

"You're obviously a Trump voter."

"Feel free to borrow whatever you can squeeze into."

Russian trolls!!!....

Obviously, you have a 47th chromosome.

Afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck.

When they made you, YOU broke the mold!

Arizona! It's a dry hate.

Sadder than the second day of a lesbian yard sale.

You're so old you were an Eldergay at Stonewall.

Dumb as a box of hair.

Gayer than a tree full of parrots.

Gayer than a picnic basket.

Gayer than pink ink.

You certainly are well-versed in all things epicurean.

Your ass is so old it has a separate entrance for black cocks.

[quote] I’ve always liked “piss-elegant fairy” and all variations on the theme. I’ve not seen or heard this phrase anywhere beyond DL.

You're welcome. And you live up to it more than anyone I know.

"It sounds like your tampon is full" is one of my all-time favorites.

You look just like Donald tRump.

Lick My Shitter!

I don't know if it was here, or even considered an insult.... But..

He's gayer than a flock of rainbow lorikeets on Hugh Jackmans veranda.

How about "why don't you find a site that has others ... more like you?"

Oh wow, haven't heard that insult used on here in a long time, r39.

You guys are going to be lots of fun in the nursing home.

I'd kick you in the cunt, but I don't want to ruin my shine.

Aussie slangs:

Two-pot screamer

Siphon the python

May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny door down

Kangaroos loose in the top paddock

He needs that like a third armpit

Mouth like the bottom of a cocky's cage

Go off like a frog in a sock

Up and down like a bride's nightie

Ugly as a hat full of assholes

Yo mama's so dumb, when The Fonz said "sit on it," she sat on the TV.

You'll never be the man your mother is.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.

The only thing that goes erect when I'm near you is my middle finger.

If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.

I’d like to see things from your point of view, but I can’t seem to get my head that far up your ass.

Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?

Did you know they used to be called “Jumpolines” until your mum jumped on one?

Jesus may love you… but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

I didn't know they even made those clothes in your size.

To the Ancient Fossils on this thread (you know who you are):

You all are so old, when you first heard about the DL, you tried to find it on the AM band of your transistor radio.

To everyone else on this thread:

You all are so lame, the Special Olympics wants to establish a new event in your honor.

Sorry -- I don't believe in inter-species dating.

Girls, girls — you're BOTH cunts.

Clearly we have a personality conflict -- I have one.

She's so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

He's a dingleberry trapped in the ass hairs of humanity.

Yo mama so fat

She sat on the couch,

The couch couldn't take it

And the couch said "ouch!"

Reminder kind DLers...the best insults used on Data Lounge.

Gayer than a flock of rainbow parakeets roosting on the veranda outside Hugh Jackman's bedroom.

R56 Threadkiller

You're so gay it hurts my feelings.

I'm in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Details are really only for people who pay attention.

[quote] You all are so lame, the Special Olympics wants to establish a new event in your honor.

The hundred meter crash?

I've been on DL so long I actually remember the original gayer than a treeful oif parrots. It progressed into the final, and still my favorite...

Gayer than a treeful of parrots ruffling their feathers in the gentle breeze over the Christian LaCroix Spring hat show.

You backed up, stove in, raggedy ass whore!

Now that's really, REALLY, gay r62 !

Douche r58

Well, SMELL YOU, Princess Grace!