The Men of Blanche's Boudoir

Dirk in his gay 80s exercise outfit...

It's Derek.

Bill the pharmacist, a "soldier" in his fifties, just home from the Gulf War (or, "over there"), where he pined for Blanche after their one night stand.

I will consider every POST here to be like a notch on my BEDPOST.

I’m afraid I’ve popped your bosom.

Five years younger is not very much.

I want a man 20 years younger. They must be constantly moving statues too.

Blanche was my favourite character in The Golden Girls. It's a shame that the script writers seem to tone her down a bit in later episodes.

Remember the abuser Rex Huntington? He stood Blanche up and told her she dressed wrong, and when Dorothy spoke up he grabbed Dorothy's arm! I always though he would have tossed Blanche overboard on that yacht date.

Derek...er...sum'm, the British con man who crashed the girls' Moonlight Madness party and stole Blanche's heart along with her GRAMMY'S NECKLACE!

Mr Fred Willard looking to danzition from the monastery

Peter Graves as the local anchor with the Norman Bates tendencies...

Men her age would want someone half her age.

Ted Tanner, jerk in a wheelchair.

Harry, the bigamist in the pilot episode.

Rose: "Oh my God! Look at September!"

Dorothy: "I'm surprised she could walk in October."

Gary Tucker, the funeral parlor owner who cheated on Blanche with Rose's sister.

Todd posted this yesterday with no comment, no mention of anyone's birthday. He just likes those Johnny Depp pirate memes, as he posts them from time to time. All part of his general imagery of medieval gangsterism he's so enamoured of.

^ ooops! Wrong thread.

Ham Lushbaugh, 'Maybe another time, Blanche' being spelled out by the marching band on the football field.

The blind guy, played by the gorgeous Edward Winter. Winter had quite the ass on him, too. I saw him in an episode of SOAP and was gobsmacked by his perfect glutes.

One of blanches men dressed up as Santa Claus (one of her fetishes) as Mr December

Tyson Jackson, Blanche's 'Man For September'

Now if he actually had been on and undressed liked that, the show would of run 3 more years!

While dating Dorothy I attempted to become a Man of Blanche's Boudoir, but nothing came of it, I apologized, and Dorothy told me "we are not playing anything anymore."

Jake, the rough around the edges seaman turned caterer with questionable palate

What does Ham stand for?

Lester. Shoot him, not the vase!

[quote]What does Ham stand for?

Oh, shut up.

George’s brother, Sonny Bono on the lanai

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Oh get out of here, you ole fool!

Let’s not forget Mr Dak Bovinglo

Blamche’s first fiancé who knew the justice of the peace who specialized in marrying carnival folk to young heiresses

Anderbeau Johnson's beau

"I lost Anderbeau and her beau!"

Stevie, the baseball player whose batting average increased once he started wearing women's lingerie under his uniform.

That's not the dialogue, R14.

It went:

Dorothy (after flipping the page): Woah!

Blanche: September?

Dorothy: Yep.

Sophia: I'm surprised you were able to walk in October.

Bill the Pharmacist has his own thread...

ENOUGH. Next time you want to start the three millionth Golden Girls thread, just STOP.

Take a deep breath.

Then blow your head off with a revolver.

Sophia’s pussy smelled.

r38: Eat dirt and die, trash.

Poor Ed Rosen had the Zorro mask knocked right out of his hand when Blanche's bedroom ceiling caved in.

Foxy Loxy and Goosey Loosey once spent a weekend in Pensacola.

Blanche's false positive love child was to be named after it's father, Rick Don Bob Joe Dave.

Morothy: You got an AIDS test

Rose: Only bad people get AIDS

Sophia: And sluts

It's Rick Joe Bob Don Dave , R43, you trash!

Rex Huntington

Hunter McCoy, Blanche's REAL date to the banquet

Tony Bennett. He might have left his heart in San Francisco, but he left his shorts on Blanche's radiator.

Did Don Benson the city inspector ever get to join Blanche in that hot tub?

Blanche and Sophia fought over Fidel Santiago to the death. His.

Not to mention Lazlo, the hideously fug sculptor that all three girls fought over.

r51

None of them was exactly in a position to be choicey.

Actually Tony Jay who played Laslo, had a long career (see link below) for someone I've never heard of before.

^ A long career does not less fugly make.

Tom Gallagher stood Blanche up for their bar date. That's how she met the blind hottie.

Logo showed the episode where Dorothy confronted the doctor who told her that she’s getting old. You know the episode - where Bea read off the cue cards while telling off the doctor.

wait, Dorothy had to be told she's getting old?

r44

Now they get coronavirus

Where is Mr September?

Let’s not forget Mr Preston Beauregard with the big, floppy ears.

Rose's cousin Nolan.