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Are you a grower or a shower?

I met this guy last night who had a nice thick 7.5 inch cock. But after sex it shrunk to nothing. If you had seen him in the shower at the gym you'd have thought: "Nah, not touching him." Thank god I didn't see him in the shower at the gym. Are you a grower or a shower? And yes, I am aware I have used the word "shower" in two completely separate meanings and pronunciation.

by Anonymousreply 25January 12, 2018 5:46 PM

Shower.

by Anonymousreply 1January 12, 2018 10:29 AM

a weird mix of both...

by Anonymousreply 2January 12, 2018 10:32 AM

In the end, BIG grower.

by Anonymousreply 3January 12, 2018 11:03 AM

OP = shallow, insatiable size queen who needs his hole filled every night

by Anonymousreply 4January 12, 2018 11:12 AM

I wish I was shower; instead I am just fun size.

by Anonymousreply 5January 12, 2018 11:16 AM

I'm a bathtub.

by Anonymousreply 6January 12, 2018 11:27 AM

Grower. I've got a nice one once it gets moving, but just to see it untouched or unaroused - meh.

It's quite annoying, because my boyfriend is a shower. Once we're both hard, he's not much bigger than me at all, but just hanging - his is always plump and quite noticeable. Bastard.

by Anonymousreply 7January 12, 2018 11:31 AM

We knew, in the biblical sense, a hot British number who was seven inches soft but only six inches hard!

by Anonymousreply 8January 12, 2018 12:01 PM

Grower. Soft, it's average. But from the time I was 11 years old it grew to 7" hard.

by Anonymousreply 9January 12, 2018 12:05 PM

Not so much a grower. Not so much a shower. But if I could choose, I would prefer to be a shower.

by Anonymousreply 10January 12, 2018 12:07 PM

I was with a guy once who, soft, had a micro-penis. When I first saw it, it didn’t bother me at all; I’m a top. But when he got hard, it was massive. Like a club. I’d never seen anything like it. I’ve seen average go to big, but this was like a peanut morphing into a Pringles can.

by Anonymousreply 11January 12, 2018 12:10 PM

I’m a grower, and I think guys like OP are morons.

by Anonymousreply 12January 12, 2018 12:25 PM

Grower- definitely.

by Anonymousreply 13January 12, 2018 12:26 PM

Oh honestly r12, I'm a grower too, but what does intelligence have to do with this issue? What turns you on turns you on.

by Anonymousreply 14January 12, 2018 12:37 PM

I have a little button so I tell everyone it's BIG!

by Anonymousreply 15January 12, 2018 12:39 PM

Grower. 6x6.5

by Anonymousreply 16January 12, 2018 12:41 PM

The average erect penis is 5.1 inches.

by Anonymousreply 17January 12, 2018 12:42 PM

Grower. I'm much more impressive when in my fully aroused state.

by Anonymousreply 18January 12, 2018 12:49 PM

Well who isn't?!

by Anonymousreply 19January 12, 2018 2:11 PM

Grower. I'm quite small flaccid but about 7" erect.

by Anonymousreply 20January 12, 2018 2:28 PM

I had a fuck buddy like that R11. We worked for the same company and whoever I’d be in his town we’d get together for dinner and then go back to my hotel. All through dinner I’d be telling myself my memory was playing tricks on me, but once we’d get into bed his amazing penis would do it’s magic act and I’d be in awe all over again

by Anonymousreply 21January 12, 2018 2:33 PM

^whoever=> whenever

It’s => its

by Anonymousreply 22January 12, 2018 2:35 PM

You growers are posting on the wrong thread.

by Anonymousreply 23January 12, 2018 5:29 PM

[quote]Are you a grower or a shower?

A looker.

by Anonymousreply 24January 12, 2018 5:36 PM

You poor thing OP..

Thank GOD you didn't see him with a flaccid penis. That would mean years of therapy.

How gay men survive without an endless supply of constantly rock hard, massive penises is beyond me. Mother Theresa would weep. Gay men are martyrs!

by Anonymousreply 25January 12, 2018 5:46 PM
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