POLL: Countries with the ugliest men

Russia

R1 the Siberians are hot as fuck.

I go for Britain, but Russia is a close call. I don't get why the US is receiving twice Britain's votes. I say this as someone who's neither American nor British.

"British people among world's ugliest, according to BeautifulPeople.com"

Don't forget your mud people. India and Pakistan produce some of the world's ugliest men. Then there's those men in Africa.

[quote]Don't forget your mud people. India and Pakistan produce some of the world's ugliest men. Then there's those men in Africa.

You sound triggered, Oleg.

And racist.

Very fucking racist.

Malta - 99% of men there are short, fat and ugly. Malta is by far the most obese nation in the EU (studies show that too). Nearby Sicily, however, has some fine male specimens (and hung too).

I was in Russia a few years ago and men on the streets looked pretty repulsive but when I logged onto Grindr just for fun (I didn't actually hook up with anyone) I saw some of the most handsome men ever (and those weren't fake photos because most of them had links to their instagram accounts) so I guess they have some really gorgeous men out there but they keep themselves well hidden.

I said france

R6

The OP isn't ? Only listed countries that are basically white.

There are some really good looking British men out there but they seem to hit the wall at a really young age. They just don’t seem to age that well in general.

R7 I used to work in Moscow and while the vast majority of Russian men (and women actually) are fugly, when they're hot they're really hot.

In all countries I've been so far (including all in the poll), Britain really stood out as the one I didnt see many attractive guys or has the smallest %age.

An interesting thing about Ireland is that the men are usually pretty hot (below a certain age) and the women of most ages, but especially over 25, are almost all fat. I have no idea why. But the college guys are like walking sex most of the time.

r9 This is an American forum visited mainly by Westerners. Check the Alexa page for Datalounge. Chances that many here know Africa, East Asia, whatnot, are not high. Also, every single one of the countries in the list (except perhaps for Italy and Spain) contains a high number of non-whites. Non-whites in those countries are included the same as whites.

Everytime I go to London, I see so many sexy men it’s insane. Granted, 1/2 are of middle eastern extraction but still. Some neighborhoods more than others seem to have a higher percentage of hotties. Go to Clerkenwell right around 6pm when folks are getting out from work. Hottie central.

R13

Same with Central American countries. The men are usually very thin. The women built like short fat boxes with little or no necks.

London's different - there's a lot of hot guys there. I think the main cities is where they gather.

[quote] There are some really good looking British men out there but they seem to hit the wall at a really young age.

The same goes for most Slavic and Nordic men. They make gorgeous-looking twinks but they go from looking cute to looking worn-out faster than you can say "a cheese-filled pierogi".

For instance, check out this Czech actor - it's hard to believe, but these two pics were taken less than 10 years apart:

R18 Yikes! Bad genes and too much vodka make a deadly combo.

I voted for Britain, but my biggest crush is British and he’s not from London.

Why do the Brits age so badly?

The Aussies and Kiwis are from the same extraction - have to deal with no ozone layer and burning heat and relentless wind (NZ) but seem to age far better?

Why? Whyyyyyy?

[quote]London's different - there's a lot of hot guys there. I think the main cities is where they gather.

Oh, right - and in the USA - great looking men are everywhere.

& if Brits are so ugly, how come you're all always fawning all over our actors?

& BTW, the FUG @ R20 is typical DL taste aka GROSS with the freakish gym body you all find so 'hawt'.

India

[quote] Countries with the ugliest men

Website with the ugliest men = DL "hawties"

R22,

If you call him fug, show me someone you consider hot.

He doesn’t have a freakish body at all. I’m sure if he and you walked into a room shirtless, no one would even notice you.

The Brits, followed by Russians and French.

Where's Poland?

Russia. They all look so cold and sociopathic.

The French are hot. Only Spaniards are better.

R15 I lived in the center of Clerkenwell, working from home, and used to get the tourists (Italian, Swiss, USA) pinging my Grindr account (top only daddy) in the day time, the bottom muscle boys from the local gym at lunchtimes, the Brit preppies after work from 6, followed by the Eastern European waiters and Brazillian restaurant staff on the way home in the early hours of the morning.

R30 French are not so hot generally but they good ones do hold their looks with age. The Spanish don’t but Spanish men under 40 are mostly fuckable (just look at cam4). I don’t know how the Portuguese manage to breed let alone be gay.

All the hottest Instagays are Spanish. I will admit that my tastes veer more to Mediterranean than Nordic men.

At first I was wondering if the Brits were taking such a hit because of the Ginger situation going on there. A lot of people just don’t go for Gingers. But then the votes for Ireland don’t seem to reflect that so who knows?

Indian and Pakistani men are hideous. Not to mention the Sri Lankans.

"Put dollar in booth"

PUT DOLLAR IN BOOTH

R31 Your post depresses me! Should I kill myself because of you :-( ?

Sub-Saharan African men. Fly-over country American men over the age of 40. Moroccans, Algerians, Tunisians...one in a thousand is handsome. Koreans. Philippinos.

The Vatican

“MUD PEOPLE???”

What the fuck?

R37 don’t get depressed, get a plane ticket ;)

I’ve spent many a night alone in an apartment in Dublin center. Nothing there worth pressing hard for. Barcelona is hot, hot, hot,. Just amazing and plentiful lays. London too because it’s so cosmopolitan - so much choice and they have to compete against each other to get a lay so it’s super cool. Malta - yes Malta, a surprising number of hotties (not many locals can be called that’s, for sure). Worth going for a weekend out of season for great pick up sex. They are all working there on contracts in online gaming and appear to be interested mucho in inbed gaming too. See you there.

[quote]Why do the Brits age so badly?

They’re germanic. Pale and fair.

[quote]The Aussies and Kiwis are from the same extraction

Not exactly. Australia was a penal colony and a ton of Irish were sent there. The largest church in Australia is the Roman Catholic church, so that should give you an idea of just how “English” Australia is. New Zealand has a similar settlement history with a lot of Irish in the mix. The Welsh are similarly Celtic and the Scots are too, so those colonies (like our own 13) were never 100% homogenous English.

This polls is way too Eurocentric. Sudan and the Koreas should be on the list.

The indigenous Brits are descended from Germans, Dutch, Scandinavians and French, given the amount of attractive actors/actresses, singers and models who are British, I find this poll hilarious. Have you ever been to the third world?

I've been to America and they look no different to the Brits or any other Northern/Western Europeans.

This poll is purely political.

I don’t doubt it, r31. Good on you. My partner and I are exclusive but damn do we get whiplash in that part of London. We joke that when we become “that” couple, we are making a beeline for Clerkenwell to find a 3rd.

R38 have you actually been to Morocco and Tunisia. I actually have these 2 amongst those with most gl guys.

Haha R45 good on you, on all counts. Whereabouts do two you reside? And do you ever check out the locals who are looking for hookups ‘just for curiosity’ - what are they like?

All of these countries have extremely hot men and plenty of them especially Italy and Spain.

R13 Irish here and agree that the latest generation of Irish college guys tend to take care of themselves physically, have had the best of healthcare and good nutrition and are fucking hot! Many are also bisexual. Obesity is a problem, and many women let themselves go. It's cold and wet so people eat a lot, which is an issue-takeouts are extremely popular, as is Irish/British confectionery which is bloody good. Several biscuits with your tea or coffee three of 4 times a day will make you fat. I hit the saunas here often, and frankly many of the twinks/early 20s are hot equally importantly quite grounded.

R41 I am German! Do you want to be my American daddy and protect and take care of me? Gay guys are just so superficial :-( And why can't they just be in a monogamous relationship?? Did you top a lot of muscle studs?

Frankly it's all in the eye of the beholder. Sure it is nice to be with a handsome guy, but for me I need for him also to play with a full deck, to be intelligent and not to run with the pack. As they say, beauty is skin deep.

Russia.

Spaniards are not ugly, but they are funny-looking, for the most part.

[quote]Indian and Pakistani men are hideous. Not to mention the Sri Lankans.

I agree about Indians, especially South and Eastern Indians, but Pakistani men can be hot. Check Mohammed Vahidy:

Unfortunately the middle east and refugee countries. There’s a good reason scandanavians aren’t refugees — more’s the pity.

Any room with the OP has the ugliest man! Full stop.

Russia is home to Sergey Vyeceslavovich Lazarev so it gets a pass by me.

Russia is a garbage dump and Russians are trash-picking raccoons

The US definitely. Either obese and stupid, or muscular and stupid. The rest are self-absorbed.

Very Eurocentric. Chinese men I find yuk but Japanese men got .