Favorite Datalounge Outbursts

Some bitch is ranting today about how Tim O'Tay should not have made a movie with Woody Allen because of some "Dylan letter." All that does is make a person want to see the movie.

Misogyny is killing us!

The poster's heart was in the right place, but the repetitive posts fell on deaf ears.

One of Matt's outbursts, most likely the epic 18-hour meltdown where he posted something like 15,000 posts on two dozen threads.

That was pretty funny OP. Was also amusing how many people spazzed about it.

DL going mental over the Griffin GIFs still makes me laugh.

"Go AWAY, Kathy!"

This thread opened Pandora's Box. Kathy is back.

Fuck R2's giving cover to the cunt who sharted the "Misogyny is killing us" crap here for so long. That lunatic did NOT have her heart in the right place. It (the poster claimed to be male) refused to see that parody, satire, dark humor, camp humor and transgressive bitchery all frequently are making a point quite different from their literal appearance. Fuck concrete-headed, hectoring cunts like that.

The only place for the heart of such a misreading, puritancal, one-note, anti-gay cunt like that is up her ass, well-detached from all arteries and veins.

And if I weren't INCENSED I would have have spelled "puritanical" that way.

And the misogyny bitch was in the same league as the "I'm the only black gay male here" idiot who played the same shame-on-you idiocy game about race. For that matter, fuck anyone here who plays the "appropriation" game, since I notice they're all appropriating English to play it.

Why does Matt have these meltdowns? Bipolar and off his meds?

This was the "Misogyny Troll" AKA MissHelenBedd AKA David Dean Bottrell

Bitches! Turn on your TV!

Any of Kanye West's many outbursts

Judy "Pills" Garland's meltdown when Kirker told her she wasn't his type. Over the next 2 or 3 hours she spammed DL with dozens of threads distraught over the rejection of an aging tub of guts from Austin. I want to say the first 5 pages of DL that night were Judy's threads. I think the webmistress red tagged her after that. This was around 2004 or 2005

The argument regarding if Carol on The Walking Dead thread was a lesbian or not was pretty funny. (By the way, Carol is a lesbian.)

Another Judy Garland troll once called some humble Deanna Durbin fan a fascist!

I vaguely remember some clearly deranged lesbian (Danielle something?) who had a crush on Elizabeth Mitchell going down in flames.

Ha ha, I'll say!

Kanye again. He should have been banned for life after this stunt !

There was a huge fracas about whether spaghetti bolognese had garlic or onions or both. It caused quite an enjoyable meltdown that spilled over to a few other threads.

R9: "...they're all appropriating English to play it." What does that even mean?...

Wall-to-wall carpeting: elegant or white-trash?

The crazy cunt who was insisting Hil had an ankle monitor on.

R1: Whose Tim O'Tay? I'm legitimately asking. Also, the 'Dylan letter' is in reference to the daughter Allen and Farrow have together who alleges that the former molested her when she was a child.

Dylan is also the biological sister of Ronan Farrow who wrote the Weinstein exposé. Weirdly all the kids in that family have multiple names/aliases.

Anyway, she's recently come forward again via a few publications to call out the actors/actresses who continue to work with her father. She's basically saying they're all hypocrites as, after the whole 'Weinstein Effect', everyone has been breaking their necks to declare themself an ally to victims of sexual assault and/or misconduct.

I think the "Bitches! Turn on your TV!" thread was when that plane crashed into The Belaire back in 2006.

[quote]Whose Tim O'Tay?

Armie's.

I have two choices, both surrounding the 2016 election, and both very DL in their references and framework.

#1: Someone was going back and forth with several others in a Deplorable-bashing thread, and finally, when they got backed into a wall, they lashed out with unmitigated fury, ranting about coastal elites and finishing off with a flourish, declaring that we'd all need the Deplorables' help when the Muslims attack, and that HOW WOULD WE DIAL A PHONE WITH A PENCIL THEN?

I laughed for days over that one.

#2: Either just before or just after an election, one poster was relaying all the miseries the Midwest have been experiencing in recent years and how people were voting for Trump out of desperation, and stated that "even Rose Nylund would have likely voted for him!"

Because the hypothetical voting patterns of a fictional sitcom character is a compelling argument.

[quote]Someone was going back and forth with several others in a Deplorable-bashing thread, and finally, when they got backed into a wall, they lashed out with unmitigated fury, ranting about coastal elites and finishing off with a flourish, declaring that we'd all need the Deplorables' help when the Muslims attack, and that HOW WOULD WE DIAL A PHONE WITH A PENCIL THEN?

Probably Duhvida.

R24, Dylan was adopted so she is not Ronan's biological sister.

misshelenbedd's debut thread had something about the lower east side ... it went on for days and days and days... until it maxed out.

[quote]Favorite Datalounge Outbursts

When Poo Shoes suddenly lashes out about a drunken Stumpy (?), blaming him for stealing her credit card (or something) and still living in that trailer.

Remember Grumpy? Rumpy? Umpy? what-have-you?

Not so much an outburst as a constant, irritating rash.....

I like Linda, the fat Canadian woman who is married to a trans and stops by here every couple of months to post something profoundly ignorant and homophobic. Her visits are like cunty little drive-bys.

Umpy (not Stumpy). Thanks R32 for the unintentional correction.

[quote]Was also amusing how many people spazzed about it.

It's funny to count how many people can dish shit out but can't take it back.

Is Matt the goy Troll?

You post that Kathy Griffin gif again, and I will flood this place with interracial fat gay sex pics.

[quote]I think the "Bitches! Turn on your TV!" thread was when that plane crashed into The Belaire back in 2006.

That’s the one, flown by Yankees pitcher Cory Lidle.

Yes, R36. He’s on permanent disability (after having a complete nervous breakdown), and prowls Datalounge for many hours each day. He is as vile as he is detached from reality.

[quote]I like Linda, the fat Canadian woman who is married to a trans and stops by here every couple of months to post something profoundly ignorant and homophobic. Her visits are like cunty little drive-bys.

How do we know she is fat?

[quote]I like Linda, the fat Canadian woman who is married to a trans and stops by here every couple of months to post something profoundly ignorant and homophobic. Her visits are like cunty little drive-bys.

How do we know she is a woman?

Isn't it Umpty?

Two more:

#1: Our favorite nutjob, Matt, declaring yesterday that anyone who wasn't Jewish should not only be killed, but that he'd do it himself. No euphemisms, no double entendres, just "I'll kill you". Lovely.

#2: Someone obsessed with Instahoe Max Emerson getting so irate that someone dared to insinuate that he might Photoshop his pics, that he said that they should die. My dear, he is never going to fuck you, why get so upset?

It's not just Max, r44. I hate ALL "but it's photoshopped" cunts. I would even hate the ones who shriek "but it's photoshopped" at Kathy Griffin if I read Kathy Griffin threads. I will acknowledge my great sadness that he will never fuck me, but you need to learn to read to the end of the post(s).

the muther fukker who put up all those ads for that dum queer movie, gods own cuntry....

GAK