Dishy aristocratic heirs

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The Marquess of Blandford who will one day be Duke of Marlborough.

Louis Spencer, Viscount Althorp (Diana's nephew)

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The Marquess of Bristol

Just goes to the Darwin ideals that you are ugly because your father couldn't afford pretty.

R3 - I can't help feeling that William and Harry got the short end of the Spencer stick.

The Earl of Medina. Another Harry Mountbatten, grandson of Prince Philip's first cousin.

r7, not true. Wills and Harry had Diana for a mother who did not bring a lot of genetic diversity to Windsor party.

The Spencer family is not a pretty lot but Louis Spencer has Victoria Aiken for a mother. SHE is the reason he is so handsome, not those rotting Spencer chromosomes Wills and Harry got.

Anyone remember that show about five years ago, called Secret Princes? (Or something similar to that). They lived and worked temporarily in the U.S. and looked for an ordinary person to marry?

And that young guy from England with the snooty family/friends, who wanted to marry an American woman? She dumped his ass for having stupid friends that insulted her at dinner, and he never stuck up for her. I was a bit torn for that guy, because he was obviously becoming very happy. He jumped up and down and shouted happily while hunting. His father gave him shit, saying it wasn’t his station in life to shout, he wasn’t raised that way. His stupid friends all needed a punch in the head though. Lazy asses that inherited hedge fund jobs, and never worked a day in their life.

Some media show dug up old photos of Philip at Harrys age. He’s a ringer for the old geezer.

Bunch of over privileged entitled assholes.

Fuck them all!

Duke, Viscount, Earl... It seem so odd that we still have people with inherited "titles" in this day and age. But it is fun.

Do you think the Fife boys and dad are ever casually naked around each other, say in the locker room after cricket?

Truly, it is every transgender's dream: To marry an earl and be called "Lady" by everyone you meet.

TGs make the best second wives...

You won't get a title by marrying them, OP.

[quote] Do you think the Fife boys and dad are ever casually naked around each other, say in the locker room after cricket?

Yes, and Dad has most foreskin overhang.

I'll take the one with the puppy in OP's photo

The Duke and the son sitting right in front of him are identical twins. Eerie.

[quote] Truly, it is every transgender's dream: To marry an earl and be called "Lady" by everyone you meet.

Or to marry the younger son of a duke.

They all are boring looking if it weren't for the aristocratic glaze - which is a mental projection on my part.

EXCEPT Diana's nephew. He'd be hot walking down the street.

After looking at all these pictures, I flashed on the young men attending all the deb dances in Vincente Minnelli's "The Reluctant Debutante" and Sandra Dee's boredom with them all. Except for musician John Saxon, of course.

IIRC Hugh Grovesnor, Duke of Westminster pictured at R4 is the wealthiest under-30 year old in the UK. Unfortunately, anyone hoping to snag him, two bits of bad news - one, he's straight and two, he became engaged to be married last year

The 2nd Duke of Westminster was a homophobic piece of shit

Ooh I'm swooning at the OP pic! Love a bit of posh but which aristocrats are rumoured or confirmed gay?

I've thought for a while now [R11] that the rumours Harry wasn't Prince Charles biological son were dubious and that pretty much confirms it for me that the rumours are total rubbish.

Everything that's wrong with white men!

Bitches gonna need weave sooner rather than later.

Weak effeminate "men" is all they are.

So wrong [R30] A lot of British aristocrats are quite masculine and sporty even the more metrosexual ones.

R31 if you say so.

The Earl of Devon is quite good looking. He married a very cute actress, AJ Langer, who once starred in "My So-Called Life." She's now the Countess of Devon.

Rafael de Medina y Abascal, 20th Duke of Feria, Marquis of Villalba, Grandee of Spain

Prince Hashim bin Hussein

No male beauty in this thread has so far beaten the OPs opening picture of The Duke of Fife's handsome clan😍

What happens if an heir gets gay married? Does the marriage "count" and can the kids inherit the title?

The Count at R33 looks like a cross between Chris Hemsworth and Channing Tatum

A gay marriage would count as the law was reformed in recent years. I'm assuming any child could still inherit title but I'm not 100% sure on that one though. [R37]

Very good. We need to put these aristocratic heirs into laborious agricultural work after the revolution.

[quote] What happens if an heir gets gay married? Does the marriage "count" and can the kids inherit the title?

Yes, the marriage "counts" if same sex marriage is legal in their country. The right to inherit the title is laid out in the terms of the grant of the title. This cannot be changed, which is why some titles have died out. Most of the qualifications are that you have to be related by blood (not marriage) to the original grantee and you have to have been born legitimate or of a "marital relationship" which means you can be born before your parents marriage. In Britain, laws have been changed regarding the right of illegitimate children to inherit property, but not titles.

R35 - Rafael sure knows how to wear clothes. Muy elegante! Olé!

Rafael Medina's brother Luis isn't bad either.

Any gay dirt?

The Medina boys with their mother Naty Abascal. Now there's a mother who has led an interesting life.

Medina boys and Mama Part Two.

Rafael Medina has that long Roman nose that is classically aristocratic.

Useless people.

John Hervey, r44. I'm sure some posters here know of his exploits.

...Although many knew him as John Jermyn.

I googled him.....Hervey sounds like he was a real piece of shit.

Please spill more details [R50]!

What do you want to know, r52?

[R54] His antics and how he went about getting sex please. Ie escorts? Fellow posh gay guys? Cruising? Anything that gives me a sense of the man and his infamy and reputation. Especially if it is juicy, interesting and naughty!

Well, r55, he was landed, loaded, and believed he had a divine right to what he wanted. That combination bends the world around a person. He dropped his title often enough that service people would think his name was Earl.

You're right, he had what must have been hundreds or even into the thousands of rent boys over the course of his life. He also had some notable names, including the actor Rupert Everett in his prime.

These men appear to be very weak and recessive.

Thanks [R56] Did any of the rent boys ever sell their stories to say a British tabloid and did he go for mainly high class escorts?

Di's nephew Louis Spencer is gor-JUS!

The Fife boys are indeed pretty.

That is just the WASPiest thing I’ve seen in a while. Wow.

They're all bland and interchangeable to my eyes. Funny that one of them is actually surnamed "Blandford." It suits him.

Nothing can beat Barney of Fife

Is "dishy" a good thing (the OP link has disappeared)? In which country?

The Fife sons are invited to pull a train on me. They define tall doofus yet pleasant looks and BDF. They simply must have pale pendulous penises.

And I hope that (3) Hugh is engaged to an Asian woman - referring to what R24 wrote. I find him very fetching.

The two cute ones get their looks from the Duchess.

A gay marriage would count as the law was reformed in recent years.

It would count, but if a titled male aristocrat married a man, the man would not get a title.

Let's say the Marquess of Blandford married Joe Smih. They would be legally married, but Joe Smith would not have a title.

[quote] I'm assuming any child could still inherit title but I'm not 100% sure on that one though.

Nope. The person who inherits the title has to be the legitimate son of an heir and his wife.

If when Prince George grows up to be an adult he marries Jim Smith, and they have an adopted child, or even if George has a surrogate child with his own sperm that he adopts with his husband Jim Smith, the child would not be in line to inherit the throne of the UK. The line of succession would continue from George to Princess Charlotte and would skip his child, since the child was not the son or daughter of himself and his legitimate wife.

Bump bitch thread. There's no way R62 suddenly stumbled on this 18-month old thread with the dead OP link.

[quote]You won't get a title by marrying them, OP.

I beg your pardon.

I imagine that if a royal had a same-sex marriage, the partner would likely either be given their own title (if they actually wanted one) or use a courtesy one from their partner's assemblage - like Camilla does. For their kids to be heirs, the Act of Succession would probably need to be amended, but that's not out of the question, if a future King William V wanted it.