Does it turn you on when your neighbors are having sex?

please record them fucking and post it on youtube or something

No they are disturbing and it makes me feel jealous as I'm not having any!

There is nothing as trashy as having to listen to your neighbors fucking.

It's a mix of both, man. I am jealous in a way, because yeah, I'm not really getting any either at the moment. I also wanna be annoyed and weirded out because straight people having sex and shit, but they're going at it so wildly, he's fucking her so hard, it just gets me going too, I can't help it.

It’s trashy. It’s also used to make me jealous. Not going to work. I will report you though.

I wish I could be a Peeping Tom, but instead I become a Listening Tom.

I don't usually hear much, but I have heard some during the summertime when windows are open. I wonder about the couple upstairs and figure, "Don't they realize the neighbors can hear them?" We live in a condo complex, and building next door only about 10-feet away (but cannot see them) simply creates an echo chamber as he pounds away breathing hard fucking his girlfriend, moaning and groaning and talking dirty.

Please can someone tell me what the blue button with 2 W'S does? "

I lived next to a guy who was single most of the time, but did have one girlfriend who he fucked on a regular basis. What annoyed me most was her theatrical bullshit, constant "Oh baby, oh yes, oh yes..." - endlessly. It made me appreciate someone with verbal skills or shuts the fuck up.

My 20 year old neighbour has a new girlfriend. Every time his dad is out of town for work, which is every couple of weeks, he has her over and she is often loud. I don’t hear him, just her. I don’t know what he’s doing to her but she clearly likes it. I’m not turned on by it since I can only hear her and he’s not much to look at.

Sometimes, but I once had neighbors who were so loud and over-the-top that it was just ridiculous. They'd often fuck with the windows open, to a courtyard facing several other apartments, with the woman screaming at the top of her lungs. It was more strange than hot.

R10 I couldn't do this without being scared of facing my neighbors again the day after.

People have done that thing where they change the name of their router to "Apt 6f don't fuck so loud" so everyone gets to see it.

R1 I'm with you.

R7 there's a thread on that I rotation right now.

Yes. Hearing a man thrust into a woman and/or hearing him moan will make me cum immediately.

My neighbors only annoy me when its Monday morning at 1 -2am. They seem to like Sunday night/Monday morning, and that is CRITICAL sleep time for me, or I might cut a bitch on Monday on at work.

They are middle aged, so they only do it every couple of weeks, and they never make vocal sounds which is nice of them lol. I can only hear the thumping noise. More than turned on, I am usually scoring the guy on his stroke game, since I can only hear the thumping. Sometimes he is really off and I can tell it wasnt a good fuck. This past week however, he must have taken some pills because he was pounding the hell out her for a good 30 minutes. The climax was hot, and yeah I did get off too!

I always knew when my neighbors were having sex. Their bed had a bad spring and it would squeak when they were doing it on the bed. Fortunately it never lasted longer than 10 minutes.

Sounds like you need a Dohm sound machine. I got one to block out the sounds of the cat orgy around my house. Works like a charm.

My neighbour (female) has loud sex, she was really loud with the previous boyfriend and less so with the new one! But you can tell it’s all theatrics. It’s over the top and ridiculous. Both this guy and the last one never made a sound until you hear the grunt and the moan “I’m gonna cum”. Then it’s all over, whether she’s finished or not!

Ive heard heterosexual couples have sex on several occasions, and I always wondered why it is always the girls that moans, the guys are completely silent. To me, it is simply due to the flacidity, petitness and softness characteristic of the female anatomy, one only have to see the blatant difference in the physical characteristics of their genitals. I have been with countless of tops and they all moans a lot even when we rub strongly our cocks and balls firmly against each other. In fact, one bi guy even told me that when a guy have sex with a girl, there isn't much intense pleasure for the guy at all.really sad.

R20 welcome to fantasy world! That bi guy you're talking about is not bi at all but gay.

I had a young couple living above my apartment and when he fucked her (which was often) he went at it for a good hour without missing a beat/thrust. His staying power was intense.

Well......

Knock, knock.

I seriously don’t believe the noises I’ve heard from some females in adjacent homes and hotel rooms over the years. They are clearly going over the top to turn the guy on. No woman has a continual screaming orgasm for an hour!!

The funniest sex to hear is crap sex. You usually only hear the last 90 seconds of it. Prior to that you hear this mild bumping noise, bed creaking and occasional thud for a few minutes. Then the woman gives out a half yelp half “you’re suffocating me as you lay on me” gasp and the man grunts and says “I’m gonna cum” and it’s all over!

Ten years ago I heard my 20 something neighbor tell his girlfriend to lick his ass. She did and he fucked the shit out of her. He lived next door for years and it was the only time I heard him fuck at his place. He moved soon after. I was pretty shocked when I heard what I heard coming through the walls.

[quote] I always wondered why it is always the girls that moans, the guys are completely silent.

Because sadly, straight men - hell, most men - are encouraged to be silent, from the time they start jerking off and forward.

I used to live in an apartment where I would watch a straight couple fuck all weekend in their apartment across the street. Their bed was right up against the window and the shades were always up. I had a great view in and would spend all day just watching them go at it over and over and over and over and over.

[R-7] W&W = wit and wisdom. The equivalent of Facebook's "like" button. It's a way of telling someone you enjoyed their post - usually for their, well, wit and wisdom. The poster gets a little pop up notification whenever someone W&W's one of their posts. No one else sees the notification. Use sparingly or it loses all meaningfulness.

F&F = flames and freaks. This is the opposite. Use it to mark a troll - someone who is perhaps being racist, homophobic or unusually nasty. Keep in mind, this is (was?) a gossip site where bitchiness is expected - if not outright demanded. F&F should really be used for posts that are in appallingly bad taste, not just for people who have differing opinions or who get a little bitchy. The poster does NOT receive a notification that you F&F'd them. If a lot of people F&F the same poster, the admins (apparently) get notified.

^^^ [R7]

My upstairs neighbor is beautiful hot and super nice and flirtatious. I've seen him in nothing but a towel, from my balcony below. Nasty hairy low-hanging huge lockable nuts. If I had to be straight I'd want to be him.

You should see the women he gets. And then I hear them being plowed hard against the headboard, little cries of STOP STOP STOP and then oh my god don't stop! Don't stop don't stop.

He's the most handsome white Muslim I've ever seen, from Algeria. Jet black hair, clear skin, whiter than white teeth, amazing body. He calls me "his good friend" and we share WiFi.

R31 You need to start sharing a lot more!

There was a Puerto Rican woman who was married to a white guy in the House next to the one where I was renting in Brooklyn. This was years ago. She was SO FUCKING LOUD. Sometimes I could even hear her white husband trying to shush it up. It filled the whole neighborhood with her orgasms during summertime.

[quote]Because sadly, straight men - hell, most men - are encouraged to be silent, from the time they start jerking off and forward.

And you think 14 year old girls are told to moan to shake the walls?

It’s actualky biological. I read an article about it years ago but don’t remember the details.

I was taking a nice easy afternoon when all of a sudden the black couple next to me started fucking so loudly. I blasted some heavy metal and it stopped, weirdly she would say hi to me after that. Glad he broke up with that grimy bitch.

Yes, Doctor, I'm still with Mother, couldn't leave her alone at her age, you know

They are hot hairy bears, I love hearing them moan and groan

When I was a kid I was convinced my neighbor was gay (he was unmarried and had an extravagant jungle-ish yard complete with water features and koi fish) and tried to peek through the fence and into his window when he had company over at night.

This thread is spinning off into fantasy fiction

ALL I HEAR IS MOTHER. SHE HAS SLEEP APNEA.

The hung built 20 something black dude renting next door has no clue his dark curtains are worthless when his bedroom light is off but the tv is on. My kitchen window is higher than his window so I can see him but he can't see me. He's often in this leather office type chair where he likes to game naked and jack off at least 3-4 times a week to porn. He's cool and will come over to share a blunt on my front porch or he and his roommates will invite me over when they're grilling. I get a kick knowing he has no idea that when he's shooting a load from that monster dick, I'm doing the same.

When I was in college I could hear the straight couple in the room next door. Paper thin walls. The guy did make noise but it was fairly quiet. You wouldnt be able to hear him unless you were right up against the walls. He’d say stuff like fuck that feels good or that’s it, baby. So I don’t think straight men don’t make noise I just think theyre more quiet because they aren’t moaning. She would talk quietly too, but for some reason when she was moaning it penetrated the walls more. IShe wasn’t particularly loud but the sound of moaning seems to travel. Eventually he’d say “I’m gonna cum” and then afterwards he’d finish her off. I don’t know what he did but she’d get louder and then it would end. They went at it like rabbits though, day and night. It was hot in the beginning but ended up getting annoying.

It would only turn me on if the guy was hot.

No, it doesn't.

I haven't given up yet r32. I doubt he's ever had a blowjob like I could give him.

R45 there's a lot of whores out there, so I'm sure he has.

It's actually kind of depressing hearing a guy you're attracted to have sex with someone else knowing that you will never get it.

[quote]It's actually kind of depressing hearing a guy you're attracted to have sex with someone else knowing that you will never get it.

Yeah. I don't get the ones who are saying they have to jack off when they hear it. If anything, my lonely ass would be crying myself back to sleep.

You guys must be pretty lame if you assume we're pining away. That might be what you'd do. He's hot, I'm hot, he flirts, I'd like to try it with him. If not, fine. I'll still think he's hot and enjoy looking at him and being his bud. It's not like I'd stop having naked fun with other fuck buds. I should ask what he hears from my place. My nextdoor neighbor starts knocking on the wall when I make the headboard bang.

He's clearly Bi and wants his balls licked while he's fucking.

Scamper up there is your Andrew Christian man panties and offer some service.

The headboard from a neighbor's apartment kept banging against a friend's wall. The next morning when he saw the headboard guy in the elevator, my friend asked him to move the bed. Neighbor said "I will, but don't tell my wife, she's coming home from her mother's today."

We're in 2B, the straight couple in 2C were having sex. When we knew they came, we cheered and loudly applauded, BTW, we didn't know them. It's been quiet since.

The fake frauen screaming is designed to allow them to keep using the dude's credit card. We know how this works.

[quote]Eventually he’d say “I’m gonna cum”

Three different people have said they heard straight guys say this -- is this normal? Who needs to be warned about this? Even heteros know how sex ends.

Breed me!

Straight guys like to announce it r54. A friend of mine told me. She said she was with one guy who didn’t say anything, just blew without any fanfare and she was so used to guys half moaning they were going to cum that she was actually shocked when he didn’t say anything. She said in part straight guys announce it to know if he can blow inside the girl. If she’s on the pill no problem, if she’s not and they haven’t used a condom she’ll instruct him to blow on her stomach instead. But some guys announce it every time even in long term relationship where contraception has long been decided. She thinks it’s just becomes habit to announce that the best part is about to happen.

Could someone please provide photographic evidence of the phenomenon described as "lockable nuts" by r31?

I have lived in my current apartment for 6 years. First 4 years never heard a sound. Then some guy moved in upstairs who always seemed to be high. He was a mess. Had a girl over all the time and they would get drunk and fight like crazy and then in the middle of the night, every night, I would hear them going at it furiously, but it never lasted more than a minute or two. Oddly, it did turn me on. But it was always so late that I would just go back to sleep. He moved out after a year and the new tenants are a young married couple and I never hear a thing.

R53, it works very well indeed, I can confirm that first-hand.

Only if they yell the words 'frisco' or 'cali' when they are exploding in cumwads of extasy....

R57 & R31: "Lockable Nuts" is probably a typo. Perhaps was intended to be "Lickable Nuts"?

R4 Why? Aree you attracted to the girl to or do you want to be in her place? It would turn me off if someone was fucking and all I heard was a girl moaning.

[quote]Only if they yell the words 'frisco' or 'cali' when they are exploding in cumwads of extasy....

R60 A moron who ERRONEOUSLY calls it FRISCO and can't spell e c s t a s y.

as the grandson of lenny bruce

ii can dew any gawd dam thang i wants too....

toodles.

girls moan for the same reason that bottoms do it when they are getting banged, is called a HARD cock. The remarkable physical asymmetry strong/weak in the male/ female dichotomy is not adventagous to straight men because they must choose sexual partners who are physically weaker than they are as males.

My partner and I are versatile and he has very white skin, almost like paper. When he is topping, you can see that after we stop fucking his skin color is normal, but when he bottoms I jokingly tell him that he turns red like a lobster. When guys are topping the sound that they emit is different to the sounds made when they are bottoming. When a guy is doing the actual fucking, he sounds like he is at the gym lifting weights, but real moaning can only happen when a guy is getting fucked by a hard cock, that is when he starts begging his partner to stop and you see his whole body shaking. Also, just because a top is verbal doesn't mean that moaning is actually happening.

R65 is a tard.

Ew. NO WAY. If I say I want to sleep, then I want to sleep!! Anyone who disturbs my sleep shall be stabbed in the face.

R65 you are a fool

[quote]"Lockable Nuts" is probably a typo. Perhaps was intended to be "Lickable Nuts"?

Are you Jessica Fletcher r61?

I mean, that was pretty fucking obvious wouldn't you say?

I was neighbors with a really great girl for about two years. . Picked up my mail when I was away, helped the old people with their packages, etc. And she was very healthy sexually. Lots of noise with her bf. And there was a time when I heard her squealing and howling and I realized- holy crap she's ALONE !!!

R70 Is she a ghost too?

Probably a gargoyle r71.

R49 any guy describing himself as hot is immediately not hot.

Nope, and I can't stand the thought of anyone hearing me, either.

R73 Only losers are turned off by someone else's confidence.

Thanks for reminding all the dusty mussied DLers of their empty pussies, who couldn't convince a homeless meth addict to fuck them.

R75 someone else's narcissism

[quote]And there was a time when I heard her squealing and howling and I realized- holy crap she's ALONE !!!

She probably just heard about Princess Di's untimely death.

When I was in my first apartment in my early 20s, my next door neighbor was a kid around my age who worked in finance in NYC. He was half Vietnamese and half white, and he was tall and muscular. He used to have all these guidos over on Friday and they'd let me drink with them. They were all hot.

I can't even remember his name now! Which is sad because it was less than 10 years ago. But I remember hearing him bang against the wall mere feet away from where I was sleeping. Oh, it was so hot.

[quote]We're in 2B, the straight couple in 2C were having sex. When we knew they came, we cheered and loudly applauded, BTW, we didn't know them. It's been quiet since.

My first shitty apartment was about 10 feet across the lot line from the adjoining apartment building. You couldn't help but hear it, but the only one that annoyed me on a consistent basis was the girl that would squeal "OHHHH, BRIAN .... BRIAN, OHHHH GOD BRIIIIIIAN ... "

One summer night I'd had enough and yelled, "Go, Brian, GO! FUCK HER PUSSY, BRIAN!"

The noise stopped. A window slammed. I never heard them again.