Adam Devine

Maybe? He looks like a shorty, which makes me want to bend him over and fuck him, all the more.

I’d say he is doing pretty well all things considered. From Wikipedia:

In June 1995, when he was 11 years old, DeVine was walking his bike across a street in Omaha, Nebraska. After he waited for three cement trucks to pass, a fourth truck, previously blocked by opposing traffic, struck him. DeVine went under the first two wheels of the 42 ton cement truck and slid 500 feet. He was knocked unconscious, went into acute shock and was in a coma. He was rushed to intensive care, where he woke up 2 weeks later. He broke all the bones in both his legs, had a collapsed lung, developed multiple infections and it was unknown whether he would ever walk again. Over several years he had 26 surgeries and spent much of the time wheelchair-bound. Due to the extent of his injuries, DeVine was at very-high risk of having to have his legs amputated, and having multiple organ failure. He regained full mobility, but still has extensive scarring on his legs to this day.[9][10]

"It was really tough because I had to relearn how to walk, stand up, sit up and everything. The legs were totally mangled. I think that experience helped me realize that anything is possible."[11] To pass the time DeVine called into his local radio station and impersonated celebrities to entertain himself and others. Upon returning to school, DeVine experienced bullying, but told jokes as a way to deflect attention away from his injuries. All this, he said, contributed to how he saw comedy as a way of bringing people together. It was later discovered that the reason he was not killed was because his bike was on his right side, and thus took the full force of the truck. [11]

He showed his cock in a brand new Netflix movie called "Game Over, Man!"

Just my type

Just my type too. Thick and meaty EVERYWHERE.