Straight people with gayface

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If you're talking about millennials, it's a straight guys look gay and the gay guys look straight. The lines are blurring

Stephen Colbert

r2, that's not even remotely true.

Ryan Phillipe.

There’s another thread about his hotness that’s current - and he still has the same pretty, uber-twink look about him that he’s always had. It’s not very masculine looking - it’s very pretty. The sort of face gay guys would think was beautiful. But not like that of most adult men.

Yeah, Ryan does have "twinkface"

Clark Gregg.

R5 Hello Mary!

That may be true in the poorer quarters of Flyoverstan R1, but in the tonier sections of NY, LA, SF and Miami, many of the hetero guys look like that. They have money for trainers and all that. The fatties are the exception.

Ha! It's funny because I just passed Jared's thread above and thought "Geez, that man looks so gay."

Anyway I would like to throw in Bill Hader and Matt Carver, I mean his identical twin is gay so it's a bit unfair but still.

Overly manicured eyebrows can throw things off with straight guys. So I'm gay and have a unibrow.

British Tory politician Michael Gove, married (to a woman) with kids:

Hi!

"That may be true in the poorer quarters of Flyoverstan R1, but in the tonier sections of NY, LA, SF and Miami, many of the hetero guys look like that. They have money for trainers and all that."

What does working out have to do with gayface? Guys may take better care of themselves in the big cities but that's not the same thing as gayface, either. You can be out-of-shape, slovenly. and have gayface

Zac Efron

Taran Kilam

Michael C. Hall

[quote]Kushner is gay. Except for athletes, no straight man looks like this after he marries and reaches his 30s:

That's your proof, R1? There are tons of great looking married hets. In fact in your pic Kushner looks totally like a straight dad.

I've never understood how some people here are trying to push Kushner as a gay sex symbol when he looks like a fucking rat and works against gay rights. If someone here claims he's sexy I immediately think it's just another right-winger troll on a propaganda tour.

Max Greenfield

A lot of people here talk about “hot conservatives”, R18.

R20, not really that many and most probably are right winger cunts or trolls. Trying to make Kushner seem like a likable hottie on a gay forum sounds like a deliberate PR move by some right winger think thank.

Happy bday:

A youthful 37:

Young Patrick Wilson had it.

Tony Randall. Rock Hudson read straight and was gay. Randall read gay and was straight.

R19 Max is FINE! Don't think he has gayface though, just handsome. Some of his mannerisms cause the gaydars to ping though.

Paul W. Downs from Broad City has gayface.

Vincent Kartheiser owns this thread.

Ryan Reynolds

Taitu Watiti (sp?) So tired I can't look up his name.

Anne Murray, famous singer in the 70- 80s. Always wore her hair short and unflattering clothes. She said every once in a while, lesbians would try hitting on her, assuming she was a dyke. She turned them down, was married to the same guy for almost 20 years with children.

If they are still flat stomach hot after 30 then maybe. After 50? Guaranteed!

Obama isn't gay

Pope Francis of the Cat-holic mafia. Allegedly!

Jensen Ackles

What really confounds me is the partners of these gay-seeming straight people.

I mean, consenting adults and all that, but I don’t know how a woman could possibly get turned on by a man who acts like Charles Nelson Reilly. But to each their own.

The late Phillip Seymour Hoffman.

R36, I was quite a girly boy in my early to mid teens and I can tell you girls loved it! Some girls just are into femme-ish boys and some girls most certainly love bi men, whether or not they look or act gay.

Tyler Hoechlin

Anne is a dyke who knows it is better to be married to a man.

Thomas Gibson circa the first Tales of the City on PBS. Also circa Dharma and Greg.

Finn Wittrock

Trey Gowdy

R43, not sure if you're being a homophobic cunt or just trolling.

That kid in Florida who won the big Powerball lottery

[quote]Straight people with gayface

Not a thing. Gayface = gay.

If we're including women, then Jamie Lee Curtis for sure.

Jennifer Maniston

😄

Excellent point about Jared. He has always pinged a little to me.

I'm sure there is lots of repressed homosexuality in the Trump circles. Not Cheeto himself (thank god!) but Pence is immediately suspect. He will be busted one day sucking off some underage rentboy.

And Gen. Flynn has gay face in older photos (I would fuck him. Preferably in threesome with Jared... Yes, I'm shameless.)

Wait. Anne Murray is *straight*?

Kate Mara has dyke face.

Neil Sedaka

Greta Gerwig has gayface. I wouldn't be surprised if she eventually comes out as bi.

Jon Heder

R55 I assumed he was gay, but repressing it as he has a twin brother and follows a weird ‘phobic religion.

R55 I knew he was mormon and had a twin. Aren't all religions homophobic?

Ya call?

Channing, for sure. But perhaps P!nk as well...

R59 Pink and Channing are bi.

Robbie Benson

R60: so I guess that’s their unofficial coming out video?

OP's dad.

R62 Lol that's one way of looking at it.

There's NO such a thing as straight person, there's only the one who didn't try...

Nicholas Sparks

Wilmer Valderrama

Todd Chrisley

Ron Reagan jr.

Skip Bayless

He won't be straight in Prison!

R66 He has a creepy face.

Chris Cooper

James McAvoy

Clark Gregg, the king of the straight gayface.

That guy on Christie Knows Best.

Chris Cooper doesn't remotely have gayface. WTF?

Nathan Fielder

Brucie Mcculloch

Michael Ian Black

To be clear, Michael Ian Black

John Mulaney