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What Will Be The Title Of Woody Allen's Autobiography?

Jerry Sandusky's autobiography was titled "Touched". What will Woody title his?

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by Anonymousreply 46January 22, 2018 1:54 AM

Never Too Soon Yi

by Anonymousreply 1January 6, 2018 8:46 PM

How to win fiends and influence adoption agencies

by Anonymousreply 2January 6, 2018 8:50 PM

Goys In The Attic

by Anonymousreply 3January 6, 2018 9:53 PM

“Not Without Your Daughter “

by Anonymousreply 4January 6, 2018 10:21 PM

My So-Called Wife

by Anonymousreply 5January 6, 2018 10:56 PM

Bobbing Dylan

by Anonymousreply 6January 6, 2018 11:10 PM

I named him Satchel: A Father's Journey to Reunite with his Genius Mama's-Boy Son

by Anonymousreply 7January 15, 2018 6:06 AM

Shooting Blanks

by Anonymousreply 8January 15, 2018 6:10 AM

I confess to all.

by Anonymousreply 9January 17, 2018 1:40 AM

I'm A Racist

by Anonymousreply 10January 17, 2018 2:23 AM

Crimes and Misdemeanors

by Anonymousreply 11January 17, 2018 3:31 AM

Annie Maul

by Anonymousreply 12January 17, 2018 4:35 AM

Another Woman

by Anonymousreply 13January 17, 2018 5:27 AM

A Midsummer Night's Underaged Sex Comedy

by Anonymousreply 14January 17, 2018 5:33 AM

Wonder Weiner

by Anonymousreply 15January 17, 2018 5:35 AM

Bananas, the Sequel (my life with Mia Farrow)

by Anonymousreply 16January 17, 2018 5:38 AM

Soon-Yi and her sisters

by Anonymousreply 17January 17, 2018 5:40 AM

Manhattan Molestation Mystery

by Anonymousreply 18January 17, 2018 5:41 AM

A Love Nest of 15 12 Year Old Girls

by Anonymousreply 19January 17, 2018 5:46 AM

Dylan Eliza Malone Dylan and Satchel Seamus Ronan, You'll Always be my Daughter and Son, and You'll Always Have my Heart

by Anonymousreply 20January 17, 2018 5:49 AM

Why do my Children Change Their Names?

by Anonymousreply 21January 17, 2018 5:51 AM

I Should have just Stayed with Childless Keaton

by Anonymousreply 22January 17, 2018 6:35 AM

I'm Secretly Jealous of Tony Roberts

by Anonymousreply 23January 17, 2018 6:55 AM

Husbands and Wives and Children

by Anonymousreply 24January 17, 2018 2:44 PM

Lech Point

by Anonymousreply 25January 17, 2018 3:02 PM

Hell Hath no Fury Like a Woman Scorned is True!

by Anonymousreply 26January 18, 2018 2:55 AM

Inferiors

by Anonymousreply 27January 18, 2018 2:58 AM

Slandered. How a psycho ex of mine almost ruined my life!

by Anonymousreply 28January 18, 2018 2:59 AM

Lol, Call Me Grandpa...

by Anonymousreply 29January 18, 2018 3:02 AM

I’m a VULGARIAN!

by Anonymousreply 30January 18, 2018 3:05 AM

What Doesn't Fall Away And Never Shuts Up

by Anonymousreply 31January 18, 2018 3:14 AM

Mia was Lousy in Bed, by the Way

by Anonymousreply 32January 18, 2018 7:16 PM

The Lasser of two Evils

by Anonymousreply 33January 18, 2018 11:38 PM

Woody The Wooden Pecker

The Story of Allentown = The Director Who Gets Around

My Sis's Pics Were On The Mantle (Now She's On The Man)

Moses Came Down From The Mantle : Allens vs. Farrows

by Anonymousreply 34January 19, 2018 3:19 AM

A Sad Small Sociopath Suckered the World

by Anonymousreply 35January 19, 2018 3:38 AM

Gee, Thanks For Setting Us Up, Michael Caine!

by Anonymousreply 36January 19, 2018 3:41 AM

And Such Small Portions

by Anonymousreply 37January 19, 2018 3:45 AM

The Little Girl Who Lived By The Lane

by Anonymousreply 38January 19, 2018 3:47 AM

Mia Happy Man Since I Finally Found my True Love, Soon-Yi!

by Anonymousreply 39January 19, 2018 5:48 AM

Woody-The Crazy Mick Years.

by Anonymousreply 40January 19, 2018 7:37 AM

You Will Meet a Short Pale Pedophile.

by Anonymousreply 41January 21, 2018 10:17 PM

[quote]Do you ever see any black people in his films? even in minor roles?

No. That's why I put half the supporting cast of [italic]Bananas[/italic] on my shows: to show them what one looked like.

by Anonymousreply 42January 21, 2018 10:28 PM

Take the Daughter and Run.

by Anonymousreply 43January 21, 2018 11:06 PM

Everything You Wanted To Know About Molesting Your Daughters But Were Unafraid to Ask.

by Anonymousreply 44January 21, 2018 11:22 PM

Hiding In Plain Sight

by Anonymousreply 45January 22, 2018 12:19 AM

Anhedonia

by Anonymousreply 46January 22, 2018 1:54 AM
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