Snarky thread about Timothée Chalamet
College drop-out, bird-chested smug Manhattan twerp-faced meh twink. Face deserves a slap.
I can't believe DL can't have one single thread where we can heap snark on this walking talking stale meager supermarket eclair, with "creme" not cream filling.
The other recent one was fine with a bunch of us snarking about him and his obsequious DL Stans, for a good 50 posts, but then they, staggeringly obedient and weird, swarmed in with their 24/7 taint licking creep fest of minutia about a young man less compelling than the cute shop bottom at my local Zara.
Let me tell you, his taint is surely vinegary, below his 1/2 froggy French snail dick, and you're never going to get near that, anyway.
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 10, 2018 9:09 PM
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Timothée Chalamet is an unacceptably gay name.
Also, he runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 6, 2018 6:25 AM
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You secretly love Tim O'Tay too. Admit it, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 6, 2018 6:26 AM
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OP is in danger, girl! All of Timmy's stans will come after you.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 6, 2018 6:29 AM
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what kind of a sop wants to be snarky about the fuking hot as hell timmy!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 6, 2018 12:19 PM
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His hole at first glance appears demure and pristine, but upon closer inspection and a little prodding it becomes evident that it could easily accommodate a leg up to the knee.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 6, 2018 12:45 PM
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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 6, 2018 1:10 PM
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The fact that he apparently had the same agent as Tilda Swinton at the age of 17 tells me everything I need to know about him and his parents. Go study acting/drama, have some life experiences of your own, and then go into film acting.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 6, 2018 1:15 PM
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R11 OP is just jealous of what he doesn't have, Timmy.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 6, 2018 1:18 PM
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R13 haunts this thread because he's forbidden by law to be around children.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 6, 2018 1:20 PM
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Chalamet stans seem to be sinister tone-deaf, dead-souled, desperately unfucked OCD aspies. I'm thinking there are just a few of them run amok on DL, not really an army of stans.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 6, 2018 1:26 PM
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I’m just amazed that the weight of that bulbous punkin of his hasn’t broken his neck yet.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 6, 2018 1:26 PM
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Before seeing CMBYN I was completely dumbfounded how they could cast Timothée Chalamet in this movie, I saw CMBYN because of Armie Hammer, I came away a fan of Timothée Chalamet.
I really don't care if other people hate him or love him, I for now, am a fan.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 6, 2018 2:20 PM
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He looks 15, so the DL Catholic priests are all in a twitter about him, with their grooming fantasies running amok.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 6, 2018 2:30 PM
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The many awards which Timmy has collected in the only the first week of 2018 kinda blows a hole in your advice R12.
I'm saving this thread to come back to taunt you after the awards season is over.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 6, 2018 2:37 PM
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Who cares if he wins awards? He looks like a twerp and his stans are creepy as fuck.
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 6, 2018 2:41 PM
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Shhh shhh R21. Would you like a hug? Maybe a rum toddy to go with your stewed prunes? You deserve it.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 6, 2018 2:50 PM
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R21 He's a beauty. You need to open your eyes.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 6, 2018 3:02 PM
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Was this thread created by Barry Keoghan? Charlie Plummer? Dont be jealous, ya old Irish fart
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 6, 2018 4:21 PM
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No I created it so I could pick off the Stans. So far, good shooting.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 6, 2018 4:23 PM
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That’s right R26....block your way to a better Datalounge.
It’s important that you demonstrate your agency.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 6, 2018 4:42 PM
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Like PMBT & AIKC did, the Stans bring down the tone here. Its important to troll them.
| by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 6, 2018 4:46 PM
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R28 we are so glad you’re working to keep the immense standards of Datalounge up.
Your efforts are appreciated!
| by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 6, 2018 5:01 PM
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Barry. What have I told you? You cant resent someone before they get the Oscar. You should've created this after he wins. You too will get an Oscar one day as you wished. You just have to suck Tye Sheridan's dick first.
| by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 6, 2018 5:30 PM
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[quote][R14] is a deranged hater.
R17 has multiple restraining orders against him by every Cub Scout troop within a 50 mile radius. He's wounded so he lashed out at me.
| by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 6, 2018 8:53 PM
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In a previous photo with Armie he looks good, but seen like this, I would think he's the waiter
| by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 8, 2018 12:04 AM
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R33 Agreed. I’d be in that restaurant every damn day! (This thread is funny though)
| by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 23, 2018 8:55 AM
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This thread must endure through awards season so the stans realise what a dull boy their beloved is.
| by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 23, 2018 9:04 AM
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Congrats to Timothée for the Oscar nom.
| by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 23, 2018 7:02 PM
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He's an Oscar-stealing breeder whore in an antisemitic misogynistic pedophile piece of shit that no one would care about if it wasn't set in Italy.
| by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 23, 2018 7:06 PM
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And the Germans have done more to atone for Nazism because they got gay marriage first!
| by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 23, 2018 7:07 PM
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Josh O'Connor is a better actor, better-looking, and the star of a better movie that got a higher Rotten Tomatoes rating.
| by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 23, 2018 7:11 PM
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[quote]I wish he was my waiter
It could never work, R33. That precious bruised peach is far too weak to carry a tray of food.
| by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 27, 2018 3:03 PM
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R40 is too obsessed. Your insecurity is showing...
| by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 27, 2018 3:26 PM
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[quote]Your insecurity is showing...
R41's pedo tendencies are showing . . .
| by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 27, 2018 3:29 PM
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Do you think Timmy Tay is available for rent?
| by Anonymous | reply 43 | February 4, 2018 3:52 AM
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R43 I wish he were. I need Timmy to warm my bed.
| by Anonymous | reply 44 | February 4, 2018 8:39 PM
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What about purchase R43? I would like the exclusive rights
| by Anonymous | reply 45 | February 10, 2018 9:09 PM
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