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Snarky thread about Timothée Chalamet

College drop-out, bird-chested smug Manhattan twerp-faced meh twink. Face deserves a slap.

I can't believe DL can't have one single thread where we can heap snark on this walking talking stale meager supermarket eclair, with "creme" not cream filling.

The other recent one was fine with a bunch of us snarking about him and his obsequious DL Stans, for a good 50 posts, but then they, staggeringly obedient and weird, swarmed in with their 24/7 taint licking creep fest of minutia about a young man less compelling than the cute shop bottom at my local Zara.

Let me tell you, his taint is surely vinegary, below his 1/2 froggy French snail dick, and you're never going to get near that, anyway.

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by Anonymousreply 45February 10, 2018 9:09 PM

Please be quiet.

by Anonymousreply 1January 6, 2018 6:21 AM

Timothée Chalamet is an unacceptably gay name.

Also, he runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

by Anonymousreply 2January 6, 2018 6:25 AM

You secretly love Tim O'Tay too. Admit it, OP.

by Anonymousreply 3January 6, 2018 6:26 AM

OP is in danger, girl! All of Timmy's stans will come after you.

by Anonymousreply 4January 6, 2018 6:29 AM

He looks retardee

by Anonymousreply 5January 6, 2018 6:47 AM

His breath is wretched.

by Anonymousreply 6January 6, 2018 6:52 AM

Dropped pie.

Dropped pie.

by Anonymousreply 7January 6, 2018 11:25 AM

I adore him.

by Anonymousreply 8January 6, 2018 12:14 PM

what kind of a sop wants to be snarky about the fuking hot as hell timmy!

by Anonymousreply 9January 6, 2018 12:19 PM

His hole at first glance appears demure and pristine, but upon closer inspection and a little prodding it becomes evident that it could easily accommodate a leg up to the knee.

by Anonymousreply 10January 6, 2018 12:45 PM

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 11January 6, 2018 1:10 PM

The fact that he apparently had the same agent as Tilda Swinton at the age of 17 tells me everything I need to know about him and his parents. Go study acting/drama, have some life experiences of your own, and then go into film acting.

by Anonymousreply 12January 6, 2018 1:15 PM

R11 OP is just jealous of what he doesn't have, Timmy.

by Anonymousreply 13January 6, 2018 1:18 PM

R13 haunts this thread because he's forbidden by law to be around children.

by Anonymousreply 14January 6, 2018 1:20 PM

Chalamet stans seem to be sinister tone-deaf, dead-souled, desperately unfucked OCD aspies. I'm thinking there are just a few of them run amok on DL, not really an army of stans.

by Anonymousreply 15January 6, 2018 1:26 PM

I’m just amazed that the weight of that bulbous punkin of his hasn’t broken his neck yet.

by Anonymousreply 16January 6, 2018 1:26 PM

R14 is a deranged hater.

by Anonymousreply 17January 6, 2018 1:57 PM

Before seeing CMBYN I was completely dumbfounded how they could cast Timothée Chalamet in this movie, I saw CMBYN because of Armie Hammer, I came away a fan of Timothée Chalamet.

I really don't care if other people hate him or love him, I for now, am a fan.

by Anonymousreply 18January 6, 2018 2:20 PM

He looks 15, so the DL Catholic priests are all in a twitter about him, with their grooming fantasies running amok.

by Anonymousreply 19January 6, 2018 2:30 PM

The many awards which Timmy has collected in the only the first week of 2018 kinda blows a hole in your advice R12.

I'm saving this thread to come back to taunt you after the awards season is over.

by Anonymousreply 20January 6, 2018 2:37 PM

Who cares if he wins awards? He looks like a twerp and his stans are creepy as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 21January 6, 2018 2:41 PM

Shhh shhh R21. Would you like a hug? Maybe a rum toddy to go with your stewed prunes? You deserve it.

by Anonymousreply 22January 6, 2018 2:50 PM

R21 He's a beauty. You need to open your eyes.

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by Anonymousreply 23January 6, 2018 3:02 PM

Soooooo beautiful!

by Anonymousreply 24January 6, 2018 3:24 PM

Was this thread created by Barry Keoghan? Charlie Plummer? Dont be jealous, ya old Irish fart

by Anonymousreply 25January 6, 2018 4:21 PM

No I created it so I could pick off the Stans. So far, good shooting.

by Anonymousreply 26January 6, 2018 4:23 PM

That’s right R26....block your way to a better Datalounge.

It’s important that you demonstrate your agency.

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by Anonymousreply 27January 6, 2018 4:42 PM

Like PMBT & AIKC did, the Stans bring down the tone here. Its important to troll them.

by Anonymousreply 28January 6, 2018 4:46 PM

R28 we are so glad you’re working to keep the immense standards of Datalounge up.

Your efforts are appreciated!

by Anonymousreply 29January 6, 2018 5:01 PM

Barry. What have I told you? You cant resent someone before they get the Oscar. You should've created this after he wins. You too will get an Oscar one day as you wished. You just have to suck Tye Sheridan's dick first.

by Anonymousreply 30January 6, 2018 5:30 PM

[quote][R14] is a deranged hater.

R17 has multiple restraining orders against him by every Cub Scout troop within a 50 mile radius. He's wounded so he lashed out at me.

by Anonymousreply 31January 6, 2018 8:53 PM

In a previous photo with Armie he looks good, but seen like this, I would think he's the waiter

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by Anonymousreply 32January 8, 2018 12:04 AM

I wish he was my waiter

by Anonymousreply 33January 21, 2018 11:06 AM

R33 Agreed. I’d be in that restaurant every damn day! (This thread is funny though)

by Anonymousreply 34January 23, 2018 8:55 AM

This thread must endure through awards season so the stans realise what a dull boy their beloved is.

by Anonymousreply 35January 23, 2018 9:04 AM

Congrats to Timothée for the Oscar nom.

by Anonymousreply 36January 23, 2018 7:02 PM

He's an Oscar-stealing breeder whore in an antisemitic misogynistic pedophile piece of shit that no one would care about if it wasn't set in Italy.

by Anonymousreply 37January 23, 2018 7:06 PM

And the Germans have done more to atone for Nazism because they got gay marriage first!

by Anonymousreply 38January 23, 2018 7:07 PM

Josh O'Connor is a better actor, better-looking, and the star of a better movie that got a higher Rotten Tomatoes rating.

by Anonymousreply 39January 23, 2018 7:11 PM

[quote]I wish he was my waiter

It could never work, R33. That precious bruised peach is far too weak to carry a tray of food.

by Anonymousreply 40January 27, 2018 3:03 PM

R40 is too obsessed. Your insecurity is showing...

by Anonymousreply 41January 27, 2018 3:26 PM

[quote]Your insecurity is showing...

R41's pedo tendencies are showing . . .

by Anonymousreply 42January 27, 2018 3:29 PM

Do you think Timmy Tay is available for rent?

by Anonymousreply 43February 4, 2018 3:52 AM

R43 I wish he were. I need Timmy to warm my bed.

by Anonymousreply 44February 4, 2018 8:39 PM

What about purchase R43? I would like the exclusive rights

by Anonymousreply 45February 10, 2018 9:09 PM
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