So Ryan Seacrest is family, right?

His mentor was the Merv..enough said

Do you think Merv fucked Ryan?

You mean Ryan Secrets?

R3 Love it

Thx R3... That quip came to me out of the blue, while discussing him with my clever mother. He is QUITE odd! Possibly an android even. Are we really sure he is human should be the real question!

How would someone as high profile as him be sneaking in guy tricks? He’s under pap surveillance, not to mention social media and blabber mouths.

I think it’s pretty much impossible to be in the closet in 2018. You’re either banging dudes and everybody knows or your not.

I do believe that some closet cases that are high profile just go celibate. If they perceive they have to to achieve success.

He looks and sounds gay.

Spot on R6! My sentiments exactly. VERY uptight to boot!

some famous johns have the escort enter the hotel room blind folded...they never see the man. sometimes the john wears a face mask. its done different ways. often a bodyguard is near...and the tip if very high.

i loosend the mask once and could peek out, wow!

Did anyone else perchance see him split his trousers on "LIVE w/Kelly"? Priceless. Kept occuring to me if he had balls, the tightness would have prevented him from ceaselessly crossing and uncrossing his legs.....

If anything, he probably has a lover with just as much to lose as he does if their relationship were ever discovered -- i.e., another closeted celebrity (like a Derek Hough for example) or just a married guy with a wife and kids (someone non-famous but perhaps in the business, which is how they met). I definitely think he's gay and find it hard to believe he isn't having sex with somebody; it's just somebody with a reason to keep his mouth shut (except, of course, when Ryan's cock is in it).

No r2, I don't think so. In my mind I see 2 moons over Miami, each presenting hole to the other. After several minutes in this position, they turned around, kissed each other good night, and then they fell fast asleep in each other's arms.

Merv was big spoon to Secret's little spoon!

The sun is hot

[quote0p]I think it’s pretty much impossible to be in the closet in 2018.

Not at all. When you have as much money as Gaycrest has, it's quite simple. Not to mention that Harvey Levin and his ilk are quite sympathetic to closet cases.

Oh, hey, OP! I was wondering where you were!

He created “Keeping Up With The Kardashians!” No way does the idea for that show originate with a straight man.

R16, thx for that tidbit; yet another damn good reason to dislike him so intensely!

Everyone knows that.

No way, he’s obviously a butch pussymagnet.

Ditto R1. He’s living by Merv’s closeted playbook.

Maybe he is so hung that he can't keep a gf. Or he dates in Europe?

Tiny meat

He probably lives mainly in large buildings where his bf can come and go without anyone noticing. There is no way this Queen is str8. Just the sound of her voice sends my gaydar into overload.

He's 100% straight and has bedded hundreds of beautiful women.

His boyfriend is actually his neighbor. So there is no chance other Neighbors are suspicious. Just like friends having tea.

so a big muscle escort comes into a hotel room, aware there's a body guard nearby; Ryan enters. He has a mask on that hides his face and he's wearing...nothing else.

The escort picks him up , carries him to bed, plows him, blows him, Ryan blows him, maybe plows him; lots of grunting and sweating and huffing and puffing, but no real words exchanged.

The spoon for a bit afterwards; Ryan into the escort; the body guard enters, hands the guy an envelope and says 'time to go.'

Ryan goes to the studio and chats with Kelly and they interview celebs and do a cooking segment.

Then he goes off to the rest of his day.

I think he is asexual

R26. She “plows” no one. The mere thought gives me hysterics.

She? Ryanna seems to be a prime raw dog bottom. BTW those masked raw dog escort sessions don't include the famous John speaking. Everyone knows what Miss Semencreast sounds like..........

No way. Not buying the blindfold thing.

Sorry, I think he chose the money over the dick if he is indeed gay. Same goes for Bieber and Timberlake. There is just too much to lose, from their point of view. We’re talking a hundred million dollar career at least. For that kind of money, I would sleep with a beard or do without. No question. And then bang dudes when I’m 50, divorced and retired.

"OK, see, here's my issue with her . . ."

Pffft! Ryan is just a feminine straight guy. Next!

Oh, and R2? The old saying, back in the Sixties, was:

"You don't get on Merv Griffin, unless you get on Merv Griffin."

R27, Ryan does seem asexual, much like Tom Cruise. Neither seems to throw off any sexual vibes at all.

Ryan and Mark have ‘afternoon tea’

[quote] How would someone as high profile as him be sneaking in guy tricks? He’s under pap surveillance, not to mention social media and blabber mouths.

Not really. I've seen him at brunch with a gaggle of nelly queens. He's not Bieber. Paps don't care about a 40-something closeted dude.

Not everyone is a sex mad raving maniac. Maybe he is too busy for sex. A lot of men are. You lot are too busy posting on a forum whilst Seacrest is using the same time to make mega millions.

Only women believe men like Cruise and Seacrest are asexual. It's their last defense comeback when a celeb obviously doesn't fuck girls.

It's funny R31 because Kathy has outed him so much but they were still OK. He had her on his radio show and asked why she gave him such a hard time. She said because you're just so ridiculous and can't see it. He knew what she meant and moved on.

Seacrest and Jensen Ackles used to be roommates.

R39's article also mentions Milo Ventimiglia and Penn Badgley lived together. There's no way Penn didn't polish Milo's knob a few times.

The thought of anybody polishing Milo’s knob is HOT.

[quote]It's funny R31 because Kathy has outed him so much but they were still OK.

Yeah, a while back, before Kathy fell out of favor, there was a mention in a gossip column of her out having dinner with Ryan Seacrest, Anderson Cooper, and Carson Daly. They were all having a gay ol' time.

A hag with her boys.

Ryan has joined Andy and Coop in the Fag Hag's entourage.

R43 here. I was referring to Mark Consuelos's wife.

Ryan might be gay but if he was fucking a guy we would know. La is a very tiny small place and everyone knows everything. There are no secrets. Same goes for NYC.

Plus he works like 5 jobs so when does he have time for blindfolded, elaborate scenarios?

Maybe someone like Jared Leto or other b anc c listers but even they are under constant surveillance when you consider cell phones and social media etc.

DEFINITELY family, OP.

I also get zero sexual vibe off of him as well. He's kind of just there.

[quote]Ryan might be gay but if he was fucking a guy we would know.

And just how would you know? The mainstream media doesn't out closet cases except in the rarest of circumstances. Even the tabloids shy away from the topic in most cases. Hell, TMZ actively promotes phony bearding relationships.

Just because you spend every waking moment on Grindr doesn't mean your perversion is reflected in the actions of the masses. He's too busy making money.

Frau Fotze @R50, no MAN is too busy making money to have sex. Not at 19, not at 89.

You're thinking of 50-year old WOMEN, like yourself.

It's sad that perhaps 90% of the female population loses their sex drive around menopause. You'd attract more men as dripping cougars than as dry, old cunts.