Luke Evans SHOCKING PHOTO - 38 year old actor now looks like 55 year old eldergay

I'd still do him.

I'm with R1, not even a hard choice

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Get him a cheeseburger, STAT!

He must have fudged his age. I mean he's an attractive mature guy but that doesn't look like 38.

Ewww, English and nasty ass stank sleeve. Pass.

He looks hungry. Man, gringos don't age well.

He doesn't look a day over 42.

He must smoke 3 packs a day.

He can come fuck me after he smokes a chimney.

I thought smoking was supposed to keep you in shape?

OMG! I just turned 83 and I look better than that.

Long-term poz.

His body looks good but I think the lighting on his face is very harsh and makes him look older, but certainly not 55. He still looks good.

Recent, Luke.

I am warming up to him and think he looks better with age.

R16 Yes, I agree!

Completely and utterly fuckable.

sun.

All the British Isle actors look like they hit a wall after 35 or so. Hiddleston, Fassbender, Cuberbatch, JRM, Evans....

Gross.

OP - how many 38 year old men do you know?

It doesn't help that he has very little body fat.

He has an amazing life. If he was king of the world, no more problems.

He must stop going back to Jon though.

Advice to Luke-- if you have such a sparse amount of facial hair, shave it off every day. Those little patchy areas are the opposite of attractive or manly.

He can work out all he likes, he's a heavy smoker and will never be healthy. And its definitely starting to catch up with him.

I never knew how Jon could fuck that dirty old trashbag who smells like used ashtrays and whisky fumes.

Damn, now he looks the way he smells.

Am I the only gay man who absolutely detests tobacco products both before and after dating a smoker?

I don't know why but tobacco smells unclean, dirty. Some pot smells good, though not those skunky induce varieties.

The other thing is, tobacco smells linger. Once the roach is gone, so’s the pot smell. (Roaches do stink, though).

Oh no, I didn't realize he smoked and drank..Yeah, no! cant kiss that(like I had the option)

R27 Honey, Jonnie was screaming from pleasure when Luke was fucking his skinny ass.

Good thing Luke dumped that bitch long time ago.

Indica not induce

Damn autocorrect.

No screaming involved R32. You can't scream when you're forced to breathe through your mouth due to the funky stench.

Wow, I have my filter set on asbesthos eyeballs and still the OP is greyed out and the pic is gone.

R35 From another thread, asking why so many threads are greyed out:

[quote]In the past few years, most notably after the format change, the Frauen and the extreme political types have taken over DL and F&F into oblivion any thread they find offensive. That includes all gossip threads, especially ones about gay gossip. (Gay gossip threads are intensely despised by the closet cases who comprise a huge block of posters, DL being the only completely anonymous board of its type.)

If this happens to a thread you like, give it a WW to counteract the FF.

Thank you, R36. Good advice.

Turns out being a drunk and smoking like a chimney is bad for you...who knew!

He's 38 in Catherine Zeta-Jones years

he is hot as fuk. are u nuts ???

I love to see Luke with about 20-30 more pounds on him. Then, he'll be good.

He needs to stay out of the sun. He is starting to look like a paper bag that was rolled up, then unrolled. Luke is still gorgeous though, but looks 45ish.

He does not look 38 I'm guessing he's in his mid 40s. Yes he's still hot and sexy.

He's 38. It's not possible in this era to be famous and lie about your age for long.

(The CZ-J story is particularly ridiculous because she's been in the public eye since she was a girl.)

He's just a really rough-looking, fucked-out 38 who looks 48.

r44...

R44 It is if you have a stage name, were homeschooled or from a foreign country like say papa new guinea

R44 I know a broadway/TV actor/minor film actor (he got the part in one TV show and a few small parts in film simply because of nepotism) who is going to be 35, who married a semi-well known TV actress and they tried to claim that he was 32.

wow R47 you just won the juicy tidbit of the year award..........................

It didn't work if you know his real age, R47. If you know, others do, too.

It might work for nobodies but no famous person could get away with it for long unless, perhaps, they were born in the jungle. Most places have birth records and everyone knows which stars use stage names and what their real names are.

I'm not saying people don't try, like dim bulb Ashton Kutcher, but there are a million ways for the truth to come out. Kutcher got busted with his voter registration (see link). The truth always comes out, generally sooner rather than later.

How do they know which stars use stage names?

By the way, a lot of actresses are forced to lie about their age because their agents won't sign them if they don't. It doesn't matter if they look younger than their age because the casting directors will think their head shots are old or photoshopped because they don't match the age and won't bother calling them in for auditions.

Say you are 30 but look 18 (rare but it happens) casting directors will think your head shot doesn't match your age and think it's an old photo and won't call you for an audition. And you won't get roles for 30 something women because you look younger so you're stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Lying about your age is worth it. What's the worst thing that could happen? You're found out and have to suffer some embarrassment but most people will understand, especially if you are a woman. And it's also a compliment to you that you got away with playing younger and people will be impressed you look younger than your actual age.

I suspect a few actresses who are lying about their age and they are pretty well known. When they announced daisy ridley would be in star wars her age was listed as 26, i remember that because i was surprised they didn't go younger. Next time i look she is listed as 23...same thing with that girl in stranger things, she was 28, now she is 20...

I think if you actually look the age you pretend to be, no one will bother asking or looking, they'll just assume you are the age you say you are....but if you are like margot robbie, and have a more mature look to you, people will ask questions and journalists will sniff around.

[quote]How do they know which stars use stage names?

You need a SS card to get hired. As a result, lots of people know your actual name. It's not uncommon for even mainstream outlets like Vanity Fair to mention birth names (and dates) in a profile, to say nothing of IMDB.

Actors have fought tooth and nail to keep their real ages off IMDB but the courts have ruled in IMDB's favor.

Rebel Wilson lied about her age and got busted. I think Margot looks her age, but has a more mature vibe to her than other actresses in her age range.

"The other thing is, tobacco smells linger. Once the roach is gone, so’s the pot smell. (Roaches do stink, though). "

Say every pot smoker. No, you still stink.

Smoking and having low body fat gives this look. Still hot (as long as the cigarette smoke is gone).

Evans reminds me so much of Fassbender – attractive, yet much older-appearing than his chronological years (I did a double-take when I found out the latter’s age after seeing him for the first time in X-MEN – FIRST CLASS).

Re attempting to keep one’s age secret in the 21st century: Definitely, coming from some tiny country or region where one lived in relative isolation or being home-schooled through high school (many actors – including, Rebel Wilson – got busted by former classmates).

He’s hot

Luke is 38. There's no point in this discussion. My goodness, he has school pics -- do the math. Simpleton.

I think most everyone agrees he's 38. We just wonder what sort of debauched life one must lead to look like that at 38.

He drinks, smokes, is a Brit, and is thin. He needs to stop smoking and gain some weight.

He's got one of those interesting faces that is attractive without exactly being handsome. They usually age better than the pretty-boy types. Shame he never heard of sunscreen.

I will be 40 in May. Between acne scars (despite five laser treatments) and constant family medical crises culminating in the slow end of my mother’s life over the past month, I look at least 48 right now. And I really don’t care anymore. Suddenly my priorities in life don’t involve pretending I am supposed to be carded at bars and trying to convince myself I look like a Snapchat anti-aging filter. I hate the “shaming” term,” but attacking this gay guy for looking too old to fuck is such a tired old tradition. I pray gay men will one day reassume our humanity.

R61 You're not pretending to be a sexy, fuckable movie star.

He is being sold as such.

He is a character actor and handsome in a rugged way like Daniel Craig , Americans are obsessed with youth , Europeans care more about what’s in the brain and aging gracefully, so what if he looks like he is in his 40s he’s still hot , look what plastic surgery did to Mickey Rourke aka the creature from the green lagoon

Luke looked fucking stunning in Beauty and the Beast. When was that filmed?

[quote]Europeans care more about what’s in the brain and aging gracefully

What could any of that possibly have to do with this filthy old trashbag who pulls a train nightly? He lays there on his stomach with his ass in the air, can't even be bothered to glance over his shoulder to see what they look like, just stumbling to the bathroom every so often to shit out a stream of spooge and santorum.

He looks definetely POZ in that pic. I am a year younger and I look like I am in my early twenties. Sorry he is 38 and he looks like crap and I honestly don't think he gives a shit. Have you seen his tag along Tim - he is 51 and looks 70. They look like father and son both homos though....

R65 I see you know well Luke, my former love.

R67 R65 OMG that is disgusting but I am laughing my ass off. Someone should really send this to him.... he might jump in the canyon.

Pathetic gay Americans obsessed with beauty , so what if he gets laid more thank you do , you wish you could get as many as he gets , jealous bit right?

No, I'm not jealous of someone looking 17 years older than they really are.

R69 What makes you think I don't get it or can't get it all the time. Some of us have class.

R65?

R72 Don't get it.

He looks terrible.

R74 Doesn't he???

Still looks better than Danny Pintauro.

I find him ugly not because of pancake flat his face but because of his constant whoring of photos. I like him as an actor but he seems a bit messed up and too much of a needy narcissist. That makes him unattractive.

R77 True R76 Doesn't Danny Pintauro actually have AIDS?

I feel sorry for AIDS that it has him, R78.

R79 Who Luke? Me too

If he had AIDS, would he be able to pass the health exam they give actors for films?

R81 what health exam? Please how do half pass the mental exams?

They have to take a physical in order to be insured for filming. If there is something major, insurers can back out and so can investors.

R83 Aids isnt physical

R65 whether you're joking or serious, that's fucking hilarious. I can see him doing it, though.

He probably wears condoms idiots

R86 Oh sure....

Why would Luke wear a condom, R86, when he's the one pulling a BB train????

R88 Correct!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awh, so amazing.

r64- they probably post-productioned the crap out of his face.

R91 it’s called make up what the fuck is R64 talking - fucking stunning - please they had to give him teeth caps and prosthetic chin

The haters on this thread , lol losers

r92, makeup cannot take away deep nasolabial folds. You don't know how much CGI healing Disney and many other films do nowaways.

Physicals are required for filming, but waivers can forgive so much....You'd be amazed at what gets waived.

R95 Yes.... Luke 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg he’s not hiv positive you people are cruel

R97 looks it

Why looks it? Cause u said so?loser

R99 Yes :)

Loser asshole, lmao

Look at his pics from the Alienist premiere - there is no way a sighted human would think that man is 38 - I wonder if he’s on crack because he had that crack whore skin?

Oh he looks fine , you are so jealous

R102 What are you seeing that I’m not. He looks like an attractive and healthy late-30s/early 40s guy at the Alienist premiere. I zoomed in on his face. He looks very good. What am I missing? Are you a vengeful ex or something?

R104 that’s lighting but he has aged terribly

He’s a vengeful ex , he looks fine, and what actor in Hollywood does not use lighting for their advantage

R106 who doesn’t in reality period. Who’s the vengeful ex?

Some anonymous bitch

Sorry, fanfrauen, but he looks rough for 38. By Hollywood standards, he looks ancient. Brad Pitt, at 54, looks far younger - and Pitt parties hard - and Brad doesn't have a lot of surgical work done (unlike, say, Tammy Cruise).

R109 true

Este Luke Evans y Victor Turpin so tremendously maricones

Maricones maricones