Why are the HOT guys at my gym doing the "towel dance"??

Not bad for a troll parody post.

Because not everyone has genitals they are keen to show-off.

Because their privates are private.

Because they don't wont people taking photos of their privates and uploading onto the interweb.

But I'm sure it's just to annoy you OP.

Why do you, as a creepy old man, feel you're entitled to other people's private parts?

How about you don't pervert the use of the locker room?

Why am -I- "creepy" just because I am a bit older and a little heavier?? I admire a MAN, and how a MAN looks. I will NEVER apologize for that!!

You need to talk to BILL TAYLOR, OP.

I think you have a lot in common.

Maybe they only do this when they see You. Just reading your entry creeps me out.

UNTHINKABLE r6!!!

Maybe OP should go to Flex or SteamWorks.

OP, I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE COMING FROM (HA HA ), OLD BUDDY. SOMETIMES THOSE FAMILY JEWELS SPARKLE REAL PRETTY! BUT I ALWAYS SAY, LET THE MOUSE COME TO THE CHEESE, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. WHEN I'M SWEATIN' IN THE SAUNA I MANAGE TO HAVE A PHONE "CONVERSATION" ABOUT HOW WELL MY STOCKS AND BONDS ARE DOING, AND THE BEES COME ABUZZIN' TO THIS OLD HONEYPOT!

OP should go to Slammers in Fort Lauderdale

I hope OP wears coke bottle glasses and a nice pair of white knee highs to accentuate the appeal.

I hope the Benny Hill theme plays whenever he enters a locker room.

OP troubled himself to put creepy in quotes - like he didn’t know how it could apply to his 57-yr-old flat ass.

Even as a troll - yeeech.

r13 is triggered!!

Clearly your creepy stares are what's to blame. It starts out they are comfortable then after you've been there are short while they start the towel dance.

Are you that dim a bulb or is this a parody post? I assume the latter.

"Are you that dim a bulb or is this a parody post? I assume the latter."

Well, not everyone can be as sharp as you, r15.

All the buff guys you see with modesty towels are trans.

There is becoming an issue with younger guys in changing rooms being terrified of anyone seeing their genitalia. I believe this is due to how young men (particularly straight men) have an incorrect view of penis size due to growing up with porn. They all now believe they are small and embarrassed for other men to see them naked.

It’s now becoming common to actually see young men showing in their boxer shorts as they are so uncomfortable about being naked.

OP, how do you feel about urinal dividers?

Dear God, is it actually possible that you idiots (R1 excluded) cannot recognize flame bait when you see it? But hey, don’t let that stop you from having a hissy fit, girls.

Yes, there are people filming you in the locker room. Will also answer the question from R19. As for OP, I'm 63 and promised myself that when I got older, I'd respect others in locker rooms, toilets, and bars. And yes, I get my share of sex without being a perv. I also go to a gym and actually work out.

What R20 said.

R18 in particular

I don't know OP. You tell us!

0/10

Boring. It's not creepy bc you're fat, it's creepy because you linger around staring at them.

This post was made up anyway. We get your feeble attempt at humor? sarcasm?

Ummm

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz -10000/10

OP, did you present elder hole?

Heading to the Gym tonight - to see if any younger men are interested!!

Older gays in locker rooms need to realize they are Harvey Weinstein in their behavior and sense of entitlement.

Good looking well built young men, particularly the straight ones often become uncomfortable around fat leering old queens. Then again, maybe I'm completely wrong.

troll or not I see guys at the gym like the pic given and it's ridiculous. take it off, albeit briefly and you attract LESS attention than if you clutch you nuts and your pearls like the stud in the picture

r32, they can get the fuck over their tired asses. they'll be fat and older too

Why is that r32? Homophobia??

They were doing the towel dance last night too! :(

Why r y'all feeding the troll? Srsly, there are threads like these literally pop up every few mos or so. Troll enablers should be roasted in a greasefire started by Cheryl's Pussy juice.

Yes! Get your panties wadded over a parody post you take seriously enough to reply to in earnest. While you're at it, make sure to admonish people for enjoying it for what it is. Then make rules for how or if people should respond. Congratulations, you're a born leader. All hail the queen of DL!

Shut your CUNT mouth R38, I'm merely informing any gullible newbies of the troll. The proper etiquette is to resurrect the old thread with the topic of interest, and not wasting the DL's bandwidth with stupid made up thread. I'm doing the community a great service with this info

Start a go-fund-me for your new vagina cape, while you're at it. We're all eager to show our appreciation.

As long as it winds you up, R38, that's exactly what we'll do.

Your problem might be that you need anus plastic surgery, some sort of lift.

Talk to the guy with not pretty asshole and see what solutions he has come up with.

When presenting hole you might see the towel dance go out of style.