"Gay as ________"

As gay as a picnic basket

....

a day in May

Gay as old dad's hatband.

An ex of mine always used the phrase “gay as old Paris”.

Gay as a goose.

Gay as Kevin Spacey

Gaia's the Goddess of Earth.

Gay as Ikea on Superbowl Sunday. (I stole that from DL)

. . . an Ungaro spring frock.

Gay as a nine dollar bill. (Queer as a 3 dollar bill but 3x).

Gayer than the gayest gangbang

a fruitcake.

Gay as fuck.

Gayer than a pink Christmas tree full of purple parrots.

^^^whistling "Santa Baby."

......wearing lavender Santa hats.

A Liberace look-alike convention.

A tangerine. In jean shorts

Gay as jesus christ being gang banged at the last Supper before the roman legions came and then came inside him tooo

...... a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide*.

*Laughing Gas

In France they say "pédé comme un phoque" or queer as a seal.

...a basket of kittens.

Gay as Snagglepuss.

Gay as a Parade.

...as a handbag full of rainbows.

Gay as A C Squared

A boxful of bows

What will you give me for a basket of kisses?

R9, I believe Michael Musto coined that.

Gay as a goose makes me cringe. Sounds frauish and old fashioned.

Gay as a pot of pansies on Richard Simmons' veranda while he is hosting Sunday brunch.

Gay as a tree full of parrots on Liberace's lanai (old-timey DL, not mine)

. . . as an Easter Bonnet

. . . a New Year's Hat

. . . a Judy Garland film festival.

My grandmother said that ALL the time R20.

Gay as Randy Rainbow

Gay as a clutch purse on Tony night.

A handbag full of rainbows.

As gay as Kevin Spacey at a screening of White Squall

As gay as a smelly vagina

...a tree full of parrots!

...an Easter bonnet!

Gay as a pink martini.

Gay as party lights at Sunday brunch.

I was born on May 1 so I've always said, "Gay as a Maypole dance."

The concept, though not the exact phrase, arose from an incident in B. D. Hyman's My Mother's Keeper. Supercunt B. D. was also a May Day baby.

Gay as Brad Pitt

Gay as a gay thing

Gay as cum dripping from a hairy butthole

gay as hell

as gay as possible

Gay as Jake Andraka winning an Intel Science Fair.

as 20 yards of lavender ribbon...

Brangelina

Gay as cum on a mustache.

Gay as a plaid rabbit

Gay as a cock in a man's ass

[quote]Gay as a cock in a man's ass —Literal Lance

I have a refrigerator magnet with r58's exact design (it's an old brand).

“The front row of a prison rodeo”

Is that from a movie or a famous comedy routine? I heard it ages ago.

Thom Racina's pool boy

Why are geese considered gay?

Is it the honking?

For that matter r60, "the front row at Judy At Carnegie Hall"

Dolphins

As gay as penguins

Your mom

Thanks R66

This is awesome: If you google "gay as a goose" you turn up a number of translation sites that attempt to explain this phrase to Russian, Spanish, French, German, etc. speakers.

Spanish example below.

German

Gay as pink ink Gay as a box of birds

As gay as Kevin Spacey's trailer on the set of House of Cards

As gay as a birthday tablecloth....

As gay as Judy Garland’s husband

As gay as the men who married the Facts of Life girls

Gay as a pink sequined, Karl Lagerfeld butt plug".

a fruit fly.

Brad Pitt

JM J Bullock

Obama

As gay as a tractor.

Gayer than Frankie Grande shopping at Home Depot on Super Bowl Sunday wearing an Ungaro spring frock with tree full of parrots and a box of buttplugs in his cart.

Gayer than Gay Gayerson.

Related DL thread:

Another related thread.

Just one more.

As gay as the Peacock Blue ink the nuns would never let us use in grade school.

He's gayer than a bowl of dicks.

He's as queer as a clockwork orange.

Gayer than Kevin Spacey at a frat party