Timothée Chalamet Part 6

Part 5

A lovely young man with a huge talent and a tiny butt.

I'm starting to miss his hair at this length.

He looks like a young Elizabeth Taylor in OP's pic.

So I started browsing an app to find a Timothée Chalamet lookalike...and I actually found one! But he’s 18 and I’m 36. :(

R5 He's legal

Pretty

He could play a naked French twink in a remake of Presque Rien.

I wonder how many guys on those dating apps are playing up their Timmy resemblances to get dates. Are any of them actually describing themselves as TC lookalikes?

Looks like Armie took this photo of Timmy in the hallway of his apartment building?

Taking in the sights with Timothee in 2016.

Do we think Timmy has frequented nude beaches?

r9

I'm a TC lookalike, but an old and ugly version. Can I capitalize on that?

Well, the Miami critics also love Timmy. He won Best Performance (which is a category that list male and female leading role performers), AND he won Best Breakthrough Performer.

R13 sorry buddy probably not...(although what does an ugly version of Timmy look like?)

I think this is the twinkiest he's ever looked.

Peak twinkness was 2012 till 2016 really. Twinkness still there, not as twinky

I'm kind of living for reduced twinky, he's growing into a beautiful young man. I reckon the twinkiness would come back in full force if he gained some weight though. Imagine those cheeks a little fuller.

When he smiles, his cheeks looks a bit fuller.

His other cheeks are even cuter.

Fully agree. That image of him that has been posted with the eyes all glowing; he is so stunning. A beautiful young man. Gee, I feel so creepy writing that and I'm only a couple years older. It's gonna be interesting to see how he develops. I creepily googled his sister, uncle and mom for reference. I think it is time to go to bed

Awwww that picture is so cute!

He was very twinky at TIFF 4 months ago. R19 pic is also at TIFF.

He can look 15 in one pic just taken months apart, and 21 in another one. He's going to age like Elijah Wood... just be pretty and young looking forever.

Why the fuck are people acting like he isn't still a twink? Christ this is what happens when fraus try and use gay slang. We'll have that one come back who had to refer to the Urban Dictionary definition soon enough.

Luv her chin!

R26 His chin is cute. There's nothing wrong with his face. It's perfect!

^ and comes in handy in this weather as an ice pick

Georgous from all angles.

The boy has such a bright future.

Cant wait to see Hostiles.

He would be terrific in a Bway show.

[quote]twink [quote] An attractive, boyish-looking, young gay man. The stereotypical twink is 18-22, slender with little or no body hair, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. A twink is the gay answer to the blonde bimbo cheerleader.

According to urban dictionary Timothée only fits 2 out of the 5 requirements to be a twink.

Obviously he'll win the Nobel Prize before he has his well deserved EGOT and not to mention the innumerable modeling contracts.

new face for Chanel for Men....

R31 The G no doubt coming from his hit hip hop album. And the first rapper to be an actual Dr, once he gains his PhD.

tony for his reprisal of Funny Girl

Now y'all are just taking the piss

But I do think the Queen should award him knighthood him for his contribution to modern cinema.

He has 24/7 security, trained by the CIA, some of them very recently retired Navy Seals. Apparently China and Iran would like to kidnap him because they feel he holds THE LAST secret of American superiority and they are determined to defeat us entirely.

I was surprised by the hefty size of the Timothée Chalamet dildo in my local xxx shop, molding from life using Realistic CyberSkin. Also surprised he allowed this, but apparently its the highest selling sex toy of 2017 and the largest product introduction in sex toy history.

Chalemet, as you all know, has turned down over a dozen million-dollar offers to do just 1 video, from straight, bi cuckolding, gay, and tranny/fetish porn producers.

The Old Vic has offered him a visiting Directorship, as has Yale School of Drama.

He is speaking at WEF/Davos this year, sponsored by JPMorgan Chase.

^ lol

Is it true he preemptively declined the Nobel?

[QUOTE]tony for his reprisal of Funny Girl

It'd actually be a triple-Tony award-winning performance in his self-penned hip-hop musical The Life and Times of Lil Timmy, marred only by the attempted sabotage of opening night by a jealous Lin Manuel Miranda. This in turn leads to Chalamet's modern take on Amadeus, with him playing the title role, which wins him his tenth Oscar, at which point they resculpt the statuette in Timothee's own image.

I love this thread.

It's handy that we won't have to change EGOT acronym after the Tony has been renamed the Timothée.

One morning at breakfast I saw a pic of Timonthée Chalamet and his breathtaking beauty and charisma was so troubling I had to take the day off from work. I took a long walk in the sunshine, called friends, worked-out, but I was unsteady all day long. My unease but obsession continues to grow.

I don't care for his looks. He does nothing for me. He seems....unfinished. As if he hasn't made it out of puberty yet. He played his part well, in CMBYN, but he absolutely looked like he was closer to 15 than to 17. I know he'll probably get an award this season, but I really hope Oscar ignores him. He did a good job. just not worth an Oscar nomination. Of course Daniel Kaluuya from Get Out does deserve any nominations either.

He was amazing. I hope he at least get an Oscar nomination.

Pedo thread.

r25 posted this so I didn't have to:

[quote]Why the fuck are people acting like he isn't still a twink?

FF and block r44.

He will definitely have an Oscar nomination, but will he win it? That's the question....

[quote] I really hope Oscar ignores him.

I really hope DL ignores r42.

R23 are we sure he's not related to Ann Frank?

AnnE Frank, R49.

Odd you should make that comparison, R49. I was just thinking how much Tim O'Tay looks like he could be my son. We have the same coloring, and I was always thin like him. And pictures of Anne Frank have always looked like my mother.

So both you and Timmy are related to Anne Frank? This means you can't fuck him. Can't fuck your cousin, it's not right.

No wonder Elio spent so much time in the attic

It is important that Anne Frank has been included in this dialogue.

R53 lolol

Who’s Ann Frank? Was she in the movie?

Finally this thread is going back to its roots. Are the tumblrinas gone?

How long until Tim Burton claims him for the aesthetics.

Do we KNOW Anne Frank wasn't really a boy?

Born in 1995.

Fuck, I have SHOES older than that.

I think Timmy is the male version of Saoirse Ronan, they're both young, around the same age and very talented.

Anne Frank, Susan Sontag, Thomas Mann.... Bonus points if someone can implicate Gandhi or Muhammad Ali.

R60, totally! I have a Depeche Mode concert t-shirt from 1990 that I wore recently.

I think R61 should stop posting idiocies, even though they may be all he is able to post.

I had my Call Me By Your Name lovestory in 1990

*le sigh*

[quote] Saorise saucks

Sorry to hear about the accident that damaged your brain and removed any and all sense and taste you ever had. Poor dear.

[quote]I had my Call Me By Your Name lovestory in 1990

Mine was 1973-74. He's now living with his wife, and I moved on.

I wish I could transfer the 94 minutes I spent watching her shitshow to your brain, R66. I would gladly do so.

If you seriously think Lady Bird was a shitshow, I can't help you, R68.

It was no CMBYN but it wasn't awful. Kyle certainly improved it.

I didn't ask for your help, R69. Did I?

I even like his armpits.

OK. Let's make it official. The Timothee' Chalamet Part 6 thread is the best, most fun thread on DL. We need this thread. The rest of the world has gone to shit. But here on DL, this thread IS the shit!

Even? I adore every part of his body.

I'm just usually not a fan of armpits but I would lick his. Along with everything else. He's gorgeous.

I'm not usually into twinks, but Timmy's got something special. Maybe it's the way he's such a nerd in interviews.

/ / /

There is no comparing the person in r77 to the mess in that Sacramento movie.

Kyle ❤

R72 can you imagine Luca filming this? At night when he went back home he must have been so horny, even in the editing room once filming was over, this image must have stayed with him.

Technically Luca wasnt filming it or editing it. 🤓

R81 was he not? What do you mean? So in your view he directs everything remotely, he doesn't have a hands-on approach?

Quite strange what you say he is an auteur and very much involved with every step of the process

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That's first kiss day. Wonder what they're looking at, they look so confused!

Lol take a chill pill. The cinematographer films the movie, he holds the camera and lights up the screen. The editor edits the film. Filmmaking 101.

R85 = 15 year-old

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This scene R87 do we think Oliver's reminding Elio who's boss or is he doing it to reassure himself that Elio isn't disgusted by him?

R88, he’s doing it because Luca likes watching Armie suck Timmy’s cock.

Both. The latter is by getting him hard, the former is by leaving him hard.

Elizabeth's Instagram

The family is back together again. Thank god. I was getting withdrawals.

Why did she have to cover his mouth

He was looking too pretty. Would have crashed Instagram if we had seen his entire face.

Was Nicky already in Palm Springs?

I used to ignore him but then I watched "Call me by your name" & now I get the DL obsession. He's perfect and his performance deserves at least an Oscar nomination in my opinion. The movie was beautiful and I hope they will make a sequel. Their story reminds me when I was 16 with a guy who was 23. He was really into me but I wasn't, mostly because I wanted someone else who was one year older than me. I was using him to forget the other one. We never had sex and now, I understand that the main reason was because I didn't want to bottom. If I could turn back time, I'd find that guy & show him a good time as long as he would bottom for me.

Was Nicky with Timmy 🤔

Who's Nicky?

R98 Armie and Elizabeth's BFF who follows them everywhere. He wasn't in Elizabeth's Bahamas coverage so I assume he wasn't there. Now he's with them in Palm Springs. I wonder if he's close enough with Timmy that they were hanging out alone, and now met up with The Hammers.

Ah okay, thanks R99

Are the awards today or tomorrow?

R101 Right now.

I want to run my fingers through his hair.

He's on the red carpet.

That guy looks pissed at getting the brush off

r104

His body language reminds me so much of myself (except that he makes it look cute, whereas I just look like a huge dork).

This thread has been quickly commandeered by gross pedo Stans of Chalamet. They ruin everything.

With Armie.

Exactly how many dedicated Chalamet Stans are there on DL? Impressive energy and delusion! Could it be just 2 or 3?

He is this decade's Gyllenhaal, r109 - deal with it.

R107 R109 Are you OK?

Timmy says he doesn't have a stylist! I'm impressed because he's been dressing so well at all these festivals and events!

Good for him, I hope he'll continue to impress.

Vomitous shift in energy in this thread.

Of course Elizabeth got a shout out

Armie is presenting award to Timmy Chally: “Thank you for helping me and making me better.” #psiff18 #cmbyn

Ahh, so that's why she was there

Here's part of his speech, talking about his agent and how he didn't like college.

Elizabeth must ADORE Timothée, because he gets the awards her husband doesn't and he mentions her in his acceptance speeches.

No need for that sarcasm.

R118 Why is he the cutest human ever? Congrats, Timmy!

I feel ya Timmy. Sadly I had no talent to fall back on so I had to finish college

He is so anxious and weird. He doesn't really sound or look high to me but he definitely gets extremely antsy in these kind of events. I'm kinda nervous for him.

From the portrait studio at the festival.

I find it endearing. He said before he went in that he is uncomfortable with the cameras. Not everyone is a pro. Plus, I think he is just an anxious kid. Probably has a lot of anxiety. I can relate

He looks beautiful but please sort that monobrow Timmy

No! Keep that monobrow! As long as he doesnt bring back that moustache

Twinky

I fucking love that monobrow. It's like half of his European appeal.

R124 He looks beautiful, tiny and cold.

r124

I'm glad he wasn't born 10 years earlier, because they would have definitely cast him in Twilight.

The second though. Cute.

Here.

R127 I agree. I’m fine with the unibrow, but the mustache doesn’t look good on him.

I newly love Timmy....but in R132’s picture, Timmy looks like Danny Devito as the Penguin.

r134

Like Daniel Radcliffe, he does have a rather awkward-looking profile.

Lovely eyes, lovely unibrow..

r136

He would have made a great silent film star.

More speech video.

That speech made me cry

It's sweet how much Timothee seems genuinely in awe of this experience that's happening to him. He's so poised and focused when he's playing a role, but when he's just being himself he's still kind of awkward and unformed, which is endearing.

That's a great speech. Still awkward, but it's so genuine and charming. I was a little afraid of what his (inevitable) awards speeches were going to be like in the coming months, but this puts me at ease.

R116 "Timmy Chally" I like it!

Shout out to mom was so cute. Also, these pictures with Saoirse and giving me heart palpatations. She's looking at him the same way Lady Bird looked at Kyle when they first met. I don't blame ya, Sir Shaw!

R104 He's so precious

R112 what does a stylist do?? And why are they necessary?? If you have good taste like Timmy Chally here, stylists are redundant

French men and women don't need stylists. Europeans don't need stylists. Saoirse's stylists put her in that ridiculous Gucci dress to make her look cool or chic, but failed miserably. Rarely do we have stars that dress well. Timmy Chally is doing great on his own.

R143 Why does it look like Saoirse has a baby bump?

It's not a particularly flattering dress, pretty sure if she had anything to eat she'd look like she was expecting

Who the hell put her in that awful dress? That silk is not doing good for her body. Sersha deserves better!

I don't think it's the silk; but rather the length of it and the colours. White people wearing pink, it's difficult to pull that off.

Timmy's after-sex eyes lol

[quote] I didn't want to bottom.

Elle De Gay here? When did we start saying "bottom" instead of "get fucked"? I know the person who got fucked was "the bottom," but I don't remember calling getting fucked "bottoming" before the internet. Same with "top" and "topping," obvs.

I relate to Saoirse

I was there last night at the gala. Saoirse was there with her boyfriend. Timmy is like a little tag along brother to Armie and Elizabeth. It's a family affair with that lot. Don't know what's going on between them, but whatever it is, it's real, and genuine.

It does puzzle me that he likes them so much. You'd think a New Yorker would find them unbearably twee. And yet he's calling them a roadmap for his future, and posting somewhat cringe-worthy posts about sitting in the back of their car with their kids. And sure, he could just be talking about their love, but how do you overlook the monograms and the fake coat of arms and all that kind of stuff.

I wonder if Elizabeth has a "no rapping" rule in the Hammer household.

Don't forget Nick, he's almost always there with them. It's a family of four. Did Nick attend the gala as Timothée's guest? Since Armie brought Elizabeth with him...

I think Nick is the goody two-shoes of this family, hahaha

That's an undoctored picture of AnnE Frank before she plucked her mono- brow...with help from Mrs. Van Daan.

And of course, R158, we know [bold]exactly[/bold] which picture you're talking about.

[R154] is Saoirse's boyfriend Hozier?

I don't know who her boyfriend is, but she passed by my table going to and from the bar, arms interlinked with a nice looking guy. I told her she was beautiful and she said thank you and touched my shoulder. Sweet girl.

[R161] thanks for giving some insight

After reviewing my video of the red carpet, Nicky was walking with Timmy coming into the venue. I'm starting to think he may be acting as security buffer friend to Timmy. He's done it a few other times before. But Nicky is not a buff guy, just a tad taller than Timmy, so I don't know what's up. Armie and Elizabeth didn't have security.

[QUOTE]After reviewing my video of the red carpet

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

Does anyone know what other projects, beside the WA one and Beautiful Boy, does Timmy have? News?

Well, Saoirse is dating Hozier. Hozier wasnt there, trust me, he would be noticed. Probably some agent or something.

Niki is not a tad taller than Timmy. He is actually even taller than Armie and Armie is pretty tall

He looks like a very beautiful cartoon character.

Timothée says he's taking his sister to the Golden Globes, so poor Nick will have to stay home.

Aw that's so sweet. His sister is absolutely stunning too. That face structure. Yep, I creepily googled her.

[quote]He looks like a very beautiful cartoon character.

R168 I know we often joke about Timmy's curls, but let's have moment of honesty, Timothee was the pretties girl out there last night.

Mama and papa Chalamet sure have some good genes.

R170 I'm into chicks but this one is forgettable. The sister is not as striking as her brother.

The same goes for Esther Garrel and Louis. I would do Louis in a heartbeat but not the sister, even with her to-die-for bod in CMBYN

Timmy looks like mom R172

That's the twink's father? He's rather attractive.

Jesus Christ. Esther's body in CMBYN --- insaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane. I'd do her.

Esther Garrel's body is far from being to die for, are people fucking serious? She looks like a square when naked. I agree though that both her and Timmy's sister are not as beautiful as their brothers, although I think Timmy's sis is cute.

Pauline looks more like a Gyllenhaal than a Chalamet.

Mr Chalamet is hot. Timmy has his father's eyeshape and height. Rest looks like mom. Funny how he can look both Jewish and French at the same time. Also, very true. Louis and Timmy are far more beautiful than their sisters.

Absolutely serious, she looked gorgeous. Best body in the film I'd say, from a physically fit pov.

Agreed. Esther's body is fit AF. The scene when he goes down on her, right before that, you can see her abs. Perfection. So toned.

R177, when I say her body is to-die-for I 'm not thinking aesthetics but simply that she's fuckable and that I would like to do her.

Ronan must have been like "who dropped this adorable cock-loving twink"...

He looks like a twinkier version of her boyfriend though.

He does. Especially in this picture inside this article

Who's her boyfriend?

r183 Oh, [bold]that[/bold] Ronan.

Musician Hozier.

I love this!

I had no idea this was tonight.

Hm, I wonder if that "no stylist" quote meant no stylist any more, because his choices tonight and last night are dull compared to how he was dressing for events last year.

I liked how he looked last night but yeah, suit was kind of boring. This one, I love but it looks a bit small for him. Or am I just being ignorant about fashion?

Even the trousers look too short.

..............

Greta creeping on Timothée.

He's going to be on the Tonight Show next Wednesday - starting his Oscar campaigning strong

Unreal beauty

[QUOTE]Best Actor winner Timothée Chalamet about Lincoln Center: "I refuse to call it the Koch Theater." She's woke abt bad billionaire donors!

So, Timothee in his speech talked about imagining having a wife and kids - the Tumblr reaction to that isn't going to be pretty

R199, noooooooooo!

*snort*

But he’s an insatiable bottom!

He's mentioned it plenty of times before when saying that Armie is a good role model in that regard.

R203 I know, but the Tumblr freaks are convinced that he's extra gay or something tonight because Elizabeth isn't there, so him saying that is going to set them off.

'Wife' instead or 'partner' or 'spouse' and still some ridiculous fangirls will insist on his alleged (by the fangirls themselves) sexual fluidity.

[quote] Best Actor winner Timothée Chalamet about Lincoln Center: "I refuse to call it the Koch Theater."

"My wife takes lots of money from strange men so they can fuck her, but I refuse to call her a prostitute."

[quote]but the Tumblr freaks are convinced that he's extra gay

Errr, I'm pretty sure the Tumblr-Fraus are not the only ones that think that twink pings to high heavens.

R207 apparently late to the party. The vast majority of posters on DL thinking that are the same Tumblr-fraus

Do OG DLers unanimously agreed that he's straight?

He's never pinged to me, which is unfortunate.

Uh?

My gaydar rarely fails me, that twink has gorged on cock at least once.

I still think he’s bi.

Bisexualist or homosexualist Timmy is all the same. Boy better enjoy giving a good blowjob.

I don't want to talk to you beyotch! Where's Armie?

Timmy should just wear an I Heart Armie t-shirt. Get it over with.

More pic.

He really is the prettiest girl out there...

Oh, so he wants a wife and kids one day eh?

That's Oscar campaign talk. He was coached to say that. Make it clear that he's straight. Nothing here to see. I don't blame him.

Until Armie and he publicly confess their non platonic love for each other, I’m going to ignore all you bitches.

However, they sure are cute together.

Those eyes!

Timmy’s sister is gorgeous. She looks like him. Is she older than him?

Yes. She's older.

Nicky says: We'll be here all night.

W Magazine party tomorrow.

Related:

He should totally be a model on the side of his acting career. So many actresses have modeling contracts, why not Timmy?

How tall is Timmy? He should totally be a model.

He's 6'1" Tall and extremely lean and has that gorgeous pretty boy androgynous look too.

Extremely lean is being generous he's skinny af

Armie looked terrible.

Did anyone else noticed how pudgy he looked when playing the piano shirtless in CMBYN? Not sure why people consider him to be lean.

R229 = Darfur Orphan

Well, if you were to go by the crazies on Tumblr, Timothee didn't actually give a speech last night. He just walked the carpet, took some photos - then nothing. That wife and kids line really threw them, it would seem.

Timothee's up for the BAFTA Rising Star award. It's a vote open to the UK public.

[quote]Did anyone else noticed how pudgy he looked when playing the piano shirtless in CMBYN?

You have seriously lost your shit.

Will Timmy win the Oscar for BA? What are his chances?

R229 yes I did notice that Timmy was a little pudgy when he was playing the piano. But he also looked lean AF at other times. The piano playing shots were taken from an unflattering angle. Timmy’s not ripped. In CMBYN, he had a perfectly (and hot) body for a late teens guy in 1983.

R234, Timmy has a 50/50 chance to win BA Oscar. A lot if not most lazy Oscar voters will empathize with Oldman and give him the Oscar for a career work of incredible performances. Period. It's not fair, but that's the group think of AMPAS voters. It's an easy, no-brainer to vote for the older, much more established actor.

However, with an influx of new members in recent years who are more open minded and will be receptive to younger performers like Timothee, they could look at his work and deem it the best of the year and vote for him.

Then there is the age discrimination that Best Actor nominees face. The older you are, especially over 35, the easier it is to win. Timmy is a baby at 22 and even though he was outstanding in Call Me, voters will feel that he's just too young in the competitive Best Actor Oscar category and feel that a nomination will be his reward.

There's pro and cons for both Gary and Timothee, but I'm rooting for Timothee because he gave the best performance. Also, Gary is ONLY 59, he has many years ahead of him to get nominated again. Timmy had that rare perfect role that he was perfect in, and we may not see him as good again. Maybe. So, if he's the best, vote that way, not with biases and sympathies.

R236 I'm also rooting for Timmy, who knows when he'll be able to give the same performance, even if with Beautiful Boy coming up this year, I'm still uncertain about it. But Jlaw , if I remember correctly, won BA at only 23 so it could happen...

Jennifer won the Oscar at 22.

Women have a shorter shelf life in hollywood, and add in the fuckability factor and popularity, being pretty, being white... it's a Miss America voting process for Best Actress.

But Best Actor, they are more serious and like to reward older gentlemen and often as a career win, not for that particular performance. It's all very fucked up. I want Timmy to win because he'll deserve it and it will be historic, and it will show that the voting body awards winners on merit.

Please R238....merit has nothing to do with the Oscars.

I want Timmy to win, but think that Gary Oldman will get the Best Oscar, for whole host of other reasons than on the merits of their performance.

Well, as a Supporting Actor in Beautiful Boy, maybe he will.

Could he possibly be a contender for supporting in lady bird?

R241 no

Zero percent chance for Lady Bird. He didn't play a pivotal role and he was onscreen for maybe 10 minutes.

Well that's not hella tight

R236

[quote]Also, Gary is ONLY 59, he has many years ahead of him to get nominated again. Timmy had that rare perfect role that he was perfect in, and we may not see him as good again. Maybe. So, if he's the best, vote that way, not with biases and sympathies.

Seriously? Timothee had less years ahead of him than Gary fucking Oldman? That's ridiculous.

Oldman has a better track record, so on average it's more likely he'll give another Oscar worthy performance. But that's only the case because he's had a much longer career. We'd need to see more of Timmy to make a real comparison.

That was for R245 who I'm not sure understood what r236 was saying

Timothee looks like Millie Perkins in the Diary of Anne Frank. She could easily be his mom.

R247

I understand perfectly what R236 was saying. He was saying pathetic shit.

[quote]We'd need to see more of Timmy to make a real comparison.

Well, duh. I'd say that it's a shame that actor like Gary Oldman never won an Oscar. If we are talking in the terms of who is more deserving, it's Gary hands down. For this particular performance, and for his career. If we'll never see another Oscar-level performance from Timothee, well' too bad.

Maybe he should get some sort of lifetime achievement award instead, seeing as his lengthy career keeps being bought up

R250

Maybe Timothee should get lifetime achievement award, because who knows, maybe we'll never see him in a good movie ever again?

Whichever way it goes, I'm not seeing any bad blood here

Bitter queens stuck inside on a snow day. That' never a good recipe.

And just to keep passion alive, of course Armie was there to hit like lightening fast

Well, for Timmy, IF he doesn't deliver another Oscar worthy performance in movies unrealated to CMBYN, maybe it will be in the sequel of the same movie, which made him breakthrough...I mean, Luca said that he wanted to do it...

R252

Thank God Timothee has more brains (and knowledge of cinema) than his ridiculous fans.

I think I love Oldman

I am still bitter AF that Oldman doesn't have an Oscar for Immortal Beloved. Talk about a crime! That and Mary Shelley's Frankenstein not getting any Oscar love. *cries*

If Timmy wins it will be bittersweet. : (

R258 I totally agree with you. Oldman was exceptional in Immotal Beloved!

I really hope to see Timmy get at least an Oscar nomination.

That's a cute, and unexpected, picture R252

[QUOTE]and knowledge of cinema

The guy who confused Psycho and American Psycho? Who said that The Dark Knight changed his life? Okay, sure.

Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight was pretty life changing

Yeah, he said that Heath Ledger made him want to act. The moment he really wanted to become an actor could be described as "life changing".

For all we know, Oldman could have more years ahead of him than Timmy.

I don't mean to be morbid but James Dean and Heath Ledger remain some of the youngest men nominated for acting Oscars...

Timmy's not headed down that road with his mentor-road map-brother there to guide him every step of the way

Let's hope not.

So has there been any talk in previous threads about how much Timothee has likely been passed around? A lot of the key moments in his career have come via him being suggested for roles by powerful people, so it's pretty obvious something's up.

And don't anyone dare bitch about that as a topic of conversation. This is real DL territory right here.

[quote] Yeah, he said that Heath Ledger made him want to act.

I think he said the same thing about Oldman in TDK during the actors roundtable. Oldman responded, "How old are you?"

R268, no.

There’s been no talk of Timmy getting passed around.

And there been no talk of “something’s up”.

R268 He's lucky and talented. And his family has connections on his mum's side, hence why he keeps thanking her.

Huh? He had a bunch of nothing roles in bad films.

He got the part in CMBYN because his agent is married to the producer of the film. He got the part in Lady Bird because he was in a play produced by Scott Rudin, who also produced Lady Bird.

[quote] I’m looking around here right now, and these are all people I’ve been admiring and studying, and Gary’s in “The Dark Knight,” which is the movie that made me literally want to act.

R269 he didn't say Oldman made him want to act, he said TDK made him want to act

R272 Miss Stevens wasn't a bad film, I thought he was rather good in it

R274 You're right, Miss Stevens was a good role in a decent film, but nobody saw it and it's not the kind of role/film you'd be desperate for.

R275 true, I'd never heard of it until I was actively looking for things Timmy had been in

And let's not forget Hot Summer Nights, the movie that literally never came out. At least he got to hook uo with his co-star, which is better than nothing.

which costar? r277

I believe Hot Summer Nights is scheduled to be released this year.

Timo's agent is really great. He also found Edward Norton, Tilda Swinton, etc..

Oh wow, he's in good company then.

Maika Monroe R278

R282 How do you know he hooked up with her?

I think people assume because he was flirty with her but she always seemed uninterested to me She's dating Joe Keery now.

Is she not the one in a video where he embarrassingly goes to kiss her and she turns away?

Lol...

I remember either an Instagram vid or a Snapchat where Timothee tried to kiss Maika at SXSW and she pulled away. That was so embarassing.

Yes, although to be fair to him he seemed drunk. But yeah she didn't seem into him at all, in interviews either.

Hot Summer Nights got distribution from A24. They probably waited for Timo to become more famous. I think the movie is actually good.

Completely off topic, I apologise, but someone asked for Timmy's boner scene in the last thread and no one could find legit proof. Here we go.

[quote] she didn't seem into him at all

I thought they have a really good relationship.

Was he really into her or not,then?

R288 Of course Maika was into him. So was every other female and male costar that he's ever had. Because Timmy is irresistible!

They unfollowed each other on social media. So either they hooked up and something went wrong or he put her off with his intensity again.

R294 Oh please, he could be as intense as he wants to be with ME. :)

r290 actually i posted basically those exact screencaps when i asked about it in the other thread.

So I guess Esther gave him the boner then. hahaha

[QUOTE]Timmy's boner scene in the last thread and no one could find legit proof

I could be wrong, but I don't think anyone was disputing he's meant to look like he has a boner in this scene - he yanks on it, so it's clearly meant to look like that. I think the dispute was that it was a real boner.

It's obviously not a real boner but underage Tumblr girl wouldn't know that.

sorry R296

The sound when he found Armie though.

He's really a bit weird. Cute but weird.

that's really funny r302

[quote] He got the part in Lady Bird because he was in a play produced by Scott Rudin, who also produced Lady Bird.

But isn't Rudin rather notorious in that regard? At least that's the impression I got on DL.

R304 DL spreads these rumors about every powerful man in the industry so who knows. But the entire cast of Lady Bird was taken from Scott Rudin productions except Lucas Hedges e.g. Beanie Feldstein was (is?) in Hello, Dolly! on Broadway, Saoirse Ronan was in The Crucible on Broadway etc. So it's not like it was just Timmy.

Yeah I've heard contradictory things about Rudin. The only thing everyone can agree on is that he's an utter cunt and a bully.

Lucas Hedges was in two other Rudin productions so yes, Rudin has known hedges since he was a child

R299 I'm not an underage tumblr girl, but how do we know it wasn't a real boner?

R301 hahaha wtf was that noise. He's so adorable.

I thought Timmy really did have a boner in his scene at R290. I was impressed. Still am. I love skinny thinks with big dicks.

Twinks, not thinks. Damn autocorrect.

R308 Because that would've been rather unprofessional. And whereas it can't necessarily be controlled, I'd be shocked if he could get hard from such a quick scene, and under movie conditions.

Besides, it looks bigger than 2" so obviously not real.

R312 LOL, unprofessional? I'd think it's normal at his age even under movie conditions.

6”1” with a skinny body? You know what that means. I’m betting he was a serious piece of meat between his legs.

Unless there’s some full frontal pictures out there? (I hope)

[QUOTE]LOL, unprofessional?

Yes, you don't think pressing a boner into your co-worker would count as unprofessional?

[QUOTE] I'd think it's normal at his age

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot he was 14 when he made the film. Fuck off, the lengths you lot will go to to try and convince yourself of the stupidest stuff.

R314, we’ve already speculated that he has a full Bush.

R315 No, I think it's totally fine. He can press a boner into me anytime!

Damn! Timmy's unprofessional cock..

Those hands of his look so delicate. It could even be girls hands

I love his beautiful long fingers.

So what are the chances that Timmy, Armie, Saoirse and Greta will miss out on the Golden Globes. My friends were told they wont be able to fly till Tuesday

If they start driving now and don't stop they might make it

Nooooo! Timmy can’t miss the Globes!

They can always take a private jet.

I’d be happy to chauffeur.

This is so over the top at 6:48, I'm not sure it's genuine

So much for his "two story" apartment - at 6m20s in the video R326 posted he says his sister threw his birthday party at the house of one of her friends.

[quote]Yes, you don't think pressing a boner into your co-worker would count as unprofessional?

For an actor in a sex scene? Think it over.

Armie is bitter. Boy knows he has little to no chance to get nominated and now has to go around and award Timmy and give speeches about how great he is. Dont get me wrong, he probably likes Timmy but he strikes me as a jealous type. And after a year of promotion, I dont blame him. In fact, I read a recap of NYFCC from IndieWire today. After Luca made a heartfelt speech about Timmy, Armie was supposed to get up and say some anecdotes about their time filming. He didnt and the writer says he just sat there and Timmy got up instead. Apparently, that awkwardness was felt in the room

R328 Exactly, sex scene, not actual sex. First is the fact that filming scenes isn't erotic. And yes, even in a sex scene it'd be unprofessional towards the scene partner. It's not hard to dress in a way to prevent boners, I guess that might come as news to some of the fraus still on here. To get a boner in a scene like that would be basically be because you chose to.

R329, Timmy needs to throw Armie a boner.

R330 Maybe Luca wanted things to be authentic. There are movies (like Ken Park) where real boners were involved.

Since R329 is apparently link-shy

[QUOTE]It was a given that award winner and current It Boy Timothée Chalamet would rock the mic. However, the night’s plan called for “Call Me By Your Name” director Luca Guadagnino to present the award to Chalamet, and bring up co-star Armie Hammer to share additional insights into their collaborations. When Guadagnino finished his heartfelt speech, Hammer decided to stay seated and Chalamet came up instead. Whatever awkwardness ensued for a few brief moments fell by the wayside once the charismatic actor took flight, joking to Haddish that “You know grapefruits very well, I know peaches,” and calling Hammer his “big brother.”

[QUOTE]Ultimately, Hammer (who did walk the red carpet earlier in the night) took nothing away from the proceedings by staying in his seat, though that unexpected development speaks to his unique and somewhat intangible movie star identity. Just as “Call Me By Your Name” upends conventional depictions of masculinity in American movies, Hammer does, too. This super-confident, traditional movie star hunk is actually camera shy.

Interesting.

Too bad for Armie. Timmy has more talent in a pinky than he has a whole. His acting took me out of the film. All the other characters genuinely felt real, like watching friends and family.

So he attended the awards because he was supposed to say a few words and then decided against it? How dramatic of him.

Bitter AF. Take a chill pill Armie

So, exactly how bitter must he be right now that because of that trip, there's a possibility he misses his appearance on Kimmel?

Their bromance is so over.

He will miss it, no doubt. Those are shot earlier in the day. It would be funny if they miss the Globes

So, let the speculation begin on what caused this. And obviously the "shyness" excuse is bullshit, given Armie's never seen a microphone he didn't like.

Armie is everything but shy. I call BS on that.

Perhaps Luca drooling over Timmy's talent while there would be no ego stroking for him was the last straw.

Sorry for not being bitchy about it but I really hope they don't miss the Globes. This is Timo's first BIG awards show and for Armie, it might as well. It's the first time getting actual recognition and for an actually really good film. It would be a shame if they missed it.

Armie got jealous. I guess this is the first event where Luca is giving a speech solely about Timmy's talent and contribution go the film without mentioning Armie too. That mustve hurt his ego and his big fat crush on Luca

We really don’t know, do we?

For all we know, Armie felt Luca’s load starting to crawl down his thigh, and he didn’t want to walk to podium with an ass stain.

I’ll reserve judgement until a pattern develops.

It would've had to have been fairly last minute if everyone was still expecting him to go up. Otherwise he would have spoken to the organisers and let them know he's not speaking, surely.

I sense a public cat fight brewing!

I sense a sequel never happening.

Well I'm guessing Luca mustve said that Armie is taking the statue next since the whole room knew that he was supposed to be on stage but instead Timmy went up. That is very last minute and moronic

Stage ffs

Maybe Armie was suddenly feeling unwell? Or there was just some stupid miscommunication? It doesn't have to be something melodramatic.

R351 sure, that's much more likely... *eyeroll*

Timmy has to be uncut

He's Jewish so, no.

He is Jewish tho

All you bitches, jumping to conclusions and always assuming the worst about someone.

[QUOTE]All you bitches, jumping to conclusions and always assuming the worst about someone.

I am shocked - shocked - to find that gambling is going on in here

He’s a beautiful, circumcised Jewish boy. My favorite!

Well, at least you didnt call him a kid

Hey wanna peach

Some of you bitches are so silly. Armie has nothing but love and respect for Timothée. I don't know what transpired at NYFCC, but Armie was there to support Timmy and he did. Hearsay bs gossip from someone who probably is in Camp Oldman, or just is a Timmy Troll, should not be taken seriously.

They will be at the Globes on Sunday. Either by commercial plane or a private jet. They are VIPs who need to be in LA for an important event. They'll be there.

I see what you mean and partially agree but whatever happened doesn't sound like just "hearsay bs gossip from someone who probably is in Camp Oldman, or just is a Timmy Troll". Something weird happened and we don't know why. It would pretty lame if it was Armie being jealous or something like that, but you can't deny that it is one of the possibilities.

There could be a thousand reasons R362.

Timmy and Armie are good friends, but it’s much more exciting for your harpies to believe there is a rift between our boys.

“Possibilities” indeed.

But that's just it. 'Someone' posted her on DL, hearsay about something that may or may not have transpired in NY, or it was exaggerated, or misinterpreted, I don't know. But what I saw with my own eyes in Palm Springs Tuesday night at the gala, were two guys who are very, very dear friends. The speech that Armie gave to introduce Timothee was beautiful. He's really proud of Timothee and they are enjoying the fruits of being in a critically beloved film.

Armie liked both of the photos Timmy uploaded on Instagram today and Timmy liked the one Elizabeth uploaded of her and Armie. There's no rift.

luv see pix of armie or timmie smokin cigs

ahhh

armie's wife is georgous.

so happy for him.

"Being a young actor, you're opposite older actors that are often very well-established and big names (unto) themselves," Chalamet said onstage. "I was the luckiest kid in the world to be there with Armie. You are extremely talented, you're kind and you haven't gotten sick of me yet."

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Yeah I doubt he would have said this in his speech if five minutes earlier Armie had suddenly got sick of him.

And the jealousy theory is ridiculous. If he was that jealous he wouldn't have agreed to go in the first place. Jealousy wouldn't just spring up on him out of nowhere and cause him to act like an immature child.

R364 he did look kind of proud and contemplative here

Short interview...

Pic. So cute.

I know exactly what happened. Hammer was the exclusive top abut now Chalamet is getting his mojo. He forced Hammer to bottom and Hammer took a huge dump on Chalamet, 2 minutes into the fuck. Chalamet called him a loser has-been, never-will-be, and stormed out. They don't talk about it.

love that pic of him in white....

glam fab !

The misunderstanding was not between Armie and Timothee, but either way it's fine now.

Luca is not a man that likes to be reprimanded. If he wonders around it's because he is networking for his film projects, or genuinely taking in his surroundings, not because he is dissing or giving the cold shoulder to anyone.

[QUOTE]Hearsay bs gossip from someone who probably is in Camp Oldman

There are actually people dumb enough who believe shit like this. No-one's hiring shills, moron. I do like the way you moan about people speculating, then make up some random shit of your own and act as though it's fact.

Did you miss the whole "pointless bitchery" thing on your way from Tumblr? And, unlike Tumblr, we don't make up facts. We were speculating and gossiping and bitching. If you can't handle that, fuck off.

[QUOTE]But what I saw with my own eyes in Palm Springs

Oh please, you weren't there. But feel free to prove me wrong by posting the video you said you recorded.

[quote]All you bitches, jumping to conclusions and always assuming the worst about someone.

Not being circumcised isn't "the [bold]worst[/bold] about someone. It's close, but not the absolute [bold]worst[/bold].

R377 pretty sure that comment was about Armie not saying something at the award show, not the state of Timmy's dick

R377 I did laugh at your reply tho

He is a really tall dude.

And between lighting the Menorah and finding the Afikomen, he is obviously cut.

....

Tiny Tim

R380 So unfair that he's the prettiest in that photo.

YEp, really tall

Standing next to Armie just makes him look like a short little boy.

r385 Nordstrom is carrying a CMBYN menswear line?

He's a bit taller than average but not "really tall".

Now Armie Hammer is *really* tall.

R387 Nordstrom was probably a sponsor for whatever CMBYN event this was

Cornelia Guest and some guys.

Wrong thread R390

If he ultimately goes the het route romantically, he needs to get with Edie Campbell. They would look gorgeous together.

R392 = Mayor of Meh

R392 Oh please, he can do much better.

I'm curious about Timmy's future girlfriend because I'm pretty sure the DLers won't be satisfied by her looks no matter what. This will be interesting.

R395 You're right. I won't be satisfied with anyone he dates unless it's me.

R395 You need to split out the two groups. Actual DLers won't think she's good enough just because we like to bitch. And then there's the fraus, who'll be insisting she's on some sort of beard contract.

Speaking of bitching about women - I assume it was someone from this thread who created the threads about Lourdes recently?

I don't think he will date someone seriously ( as in a long-term relationship) in the next few years...too young, he should focus on movies, and when he's in his late 20s, then, go for a relationship...just my 2 cents!

His career is blowing up. As he said to McConaughey in the Interview Magazine interview he seems focused on work and doesnt have time for a relationship. as he should and just screw, as he has and should. No one in the industry at his age should be in a serious relationship.

He should end up with a beautiful young twink. But who would be a good match for him?

Lucas Hedges needs to stop being obsessed with Timmy and go become a yoga instructor as he planned.

I actually think he has a major crush on Timmy. He did call him stunning and beautiful. Cute! And midly disturbing, but cute.

I think Tim is straight because there's no evidence he might be bi or gay. But just for fun, if he were to date a man I'd like to see him with Lucas Hedges for a while. I don't find him (Hedges= good-looking but I like the idea of these two booming young actors together.

Still not as embarrassing as Ben Platt. I mean that both in terms of his thirst for Timothee, but also just in general.

He also called Saoirse a unicorn and said she was like a majestic creature from a far-off land. I think he's just being super supportive of his friends.

Um, 405, that doesn't make him straight? Every gay guy says that about Saoirse. Every person in fact

[quote]And midly disturbing

Why is it disturbing for Hedges to admit he finds Timothee stunning and beautiful ? I am sure Timothee is used to men calling him beautiful.

someone mentioned in the armie thread about Timmy's weird pistachio habit, might be a sign that he's coddled or picked up after ever since he's little or could have a developmental disorder

Anyone noticed Xavier Dolan's disapparence from the stanning of Timmy club? He hasn't liked or commented a Timmy picture in forever, and he used to like and comment every single one. Maybe he got word of the Q &A when Nigel Smith and Timmy laughed over Dolan's stanning of Timmy.

R403, booming young actors. I thought you wrote bottoming young actors!

I noticed that in the IndieWire thing for CMBYN, where he literally made it all about Armie Hammer. Strange!

R409 Well, now that Timmy has turned 22, he had to move on to someone younger

LOL. Finn Wolfhard, watch out.

THey look good together, both good looking young fearless indie actors

Nah. They are former classmates + she's dating a far worse actor....Nat Wolff

[quote]I noticed that in the IndieWire thing for CMBYN, where he literally made it all about Armie Hammer. Strange!

He really name drops Armie a lot. Why does he want to reassure Armie where his loyalty lies? hmmm

Timmy, you have a big poster of Armie in your bedroom, don't you?

Seems like Timmy got to LA? His best friend posted a story of a fitting room.

I wonder what Armie thinks of Timmy's adoration for him. Is he a bit creeped out/ flattered/doesn't care ?

Watch their interviews and see how he reacts. Plus, Hammer has mentioned in every single interview how he falls more in love with Timmy for every single day passing.

[quote] He should end up with a beautiful young twink. But who would be a good match for him?

Logan Lerman. They could have a Jewish wedding.

Are you kidding me? Why do you think Armie eats from Luca's hand? Because Luca gives him the cold shoulder? He loves to be worshiped.

Fuck. He cut his beautiful hair!!!

Armie is the biggest attention whore there is. He just plays it on the DL (heheheh)

R419 Okay but that's PR talk. I do believe he likes Timmy a lot but there's a difference between liking somebody and appreciating being worshipped by that same person. Some people could feel uncomfortable. But R421 is right, he probably enjoys that.

R422 Armie looks so old there. He's aging so much lately. Timmy looks beautiful as always, I prefer his hair like that, it was getting too long for my tastes.

It is his tan. Too much time under the sun makes you look old, ya know.

R422 Oh boo. Shorter hair plus this dull wardrobe - guess we're stuck with this for awards season whilst he schmoozes the old fucks that make up the Academy.

Also notice Armie's pose - he's making sure that watch is on display. Wonder if it's just a discount or a full on freebie

Hahaha 422, you noticed that too. It's free. His wife tagged the brand under a picture of Timmy and Armie for Variety on instagram, where the watch was fully on display.

[quote] Some people could feel uncomfortable. But [R421] is right, he probably enjoys that.

But that's not Armie. Why do you think he threw a tantrum at in NY? He felt slighted by Luca.

That Luca must have been whoring himself to some other blond handsome guy.

Just two talented Jewish boys

R430 Is his shoelace untied? Didn't he mention something about worrying about his shoelaces in some interview? Between that and the pistachio shells, is he actually a child in a (quasi) man's body?

Did they make it back to LA today? Are these pictures taken today? ^^^

Yes. It is right now.

Also, fuck me Sir Shaw.

[QUOTE]His wife tagged the brand

Should've guessed!

[quote] Armie Hammer and Timothee Chalamet attend the 18th Annual AFI Awards at Four Seasons Hotel Los Angeles at Beverly Hills on January 5, 2018 in Los Angeles, California.

R432 Yes.

Was just going to say, Mrs H just posted she was golden globes ready with a scratch on her nose (product of play with child). So yeah, they're back in LA. Unless Mrs H would've gone alone.

Looking good

R437 Oh my god, no grip at all, the fangirls will be in tears!

Showing off the watch is more important R438!

I can't even see it well, grip or not grip

Haha, his wife doesn't mind people thinking he's fucking his co-star, but she'll be livid if the brand doesn't show up on camera!

Just from an aesthetics point of view I hope they've fucked. They are both gorgeous and always look great together. Like a really nice, interesting, slightly kinky couple.

Damn, R442, what kind of weird shit are you into when Armie Hammer only counts as "slightly kinky"?

Armie is vanilla. Liking mild bondage pics on Instagram is not same as fisting.

[QUOTE]Armie is vanilla.

Just...no. When getting off on choking a woman, and pulling a woman's hair is the stuff you're willing to admit to in an interview, and then adding on top of that the bondage stuff, you do not count as vanilla.

R422 Hopefully Timmy’s haircut is only temporary. I prefer it longer too. He looks too young with shorter hair.

Most haircuts are temporary because hair grows

Wonder if Armie will be satisfied with his french vanilla then

I don't think Timmy is vanilla either...he seems very kinky to me!

R447 Oh right. Thanks for the reminder.

R449 How does Timmy seem kinky? He seems totally sweet and innocent to me. Like an awkward little virgin.

Tbh I wasn't inferring anything about his bedroom habits, I just wanted to say french vanilla because that's what I ordered in Tim Hortons earlier and it made me laugh

R450 well, Armie didn't seem in bondage either

Any GoT fans?

[QUOTE]How does Timmy seem kinky?

I think he has a humiliation fetish. It'd explain those rap videos. And also that weird 'knighting' video with the rapper.

Nah. I actually think he is dominant in the sack. I think he is wild in bed. Always the innocent looking that are freaks. I bet he is a lovely lover.

No jokes, I'm not sure about a humiliation kink, but I think Timmy must be kind of easy to manipulate when he's in love. I believe the poster who said Madonna's daughter made him do drugs and kiss guys for her enjoyment and he went on with it, he looks like he can be a pushover provided he's really into the person (platonically or romantically).

[QUOTE]I believe the poster who said Madonna's daughter made him do drugs and kiss guys for her enjoyment and he went on with it

Wait, what?

I was about to say the same. What?! But then again, no surprise that her daughter is a bit of a bitch.

[quote]How does Timmy seem kinky? He seems totally sweet and innocent to me.

...a sitting duck for a perv-freak like Armie to corrupt.

You must be new here. The posts go back well over a year ago in the first CMBYN threads. R457 R458

I believe he said that in LaGuardia they teach you to wear your heart on your sleeve and then said that it's good for acting, not good in real life. Obviously, all actors are sensitive. He also said on Andy Cohen's radio show that Lola makes fun of him for his promotion. Biiiiiiiitch! Lol, jk. But maybe a little

[QUOTE]The posts go back well over a year ago in the first CMBYN threads

Do you think you could be a little more vague?

You do crazy shit when you're in love, everything to please the bitches you are dating. Especially if that was his 1st love. He does seem very vulnerable.

R462 Yeah sure, why don't I go back to the old threads and look for the comment for you, right? I said what I said. Now you do you own reading like we did.

R464 Given you referenced it, yes it's up to you to find the source. Given it's not been mentioned since, and you're now being oddly defensive over being asked for more info, it really just sounds like you're making shit up.

He seems a bit clingy when he's with Armie so I guess it'd be much worse with someone he's dating. I find it endearing and cute in his case, and one day he'll grow out of it- I hope he won't end up being a bitter douchebag.

Why is it her/his task to find the source? Look it up. I was interested but I trust him/her. Damn, greedy DL user.

R465 I gave you the source, if you refuse to do check it then that's your problem. I really don't care if you believe me or not.

Armie's instagram

It will be a self fulfilling prophecy...

One year from now Armie will end up leaving Liz for Luca.

Luca will be a possessive jealous partner and will make Armie retired from film.

Liz will be devastated and marry that creepy friend.

Timmy will become a top executive's boytoy but live an unfulfilled life.

When Loco Luca dies, Armie will jump to win Timmy over again !!!!

[QUOTE]I gave you the source

No, you said it was one of a number of threads and didn't even bother to give any extra information that might help narrow the options down. You're being a prick about it for no reason, and were being a prick before I got snarky about it. But hey, you get to feel superior because you've been reading these threads longer! So well done you!

He probably can't give you any extra information R471 There are many threads and we keep in mind what's said in them but many of us would be unable to locate or expand upon a specific pieces of information.

R470 has your little story been optioned yet?

These two......

Nah! Women can say whatever they want, that little twinky boy is crushing on his much elder co-star.

Whatever platonic/non-platonic vibe is going on there, their roles are well established. One is the head, the other one is the sub.

Women actually say there's someting definitely non-platonic going on between them, so you agree with them.

Okay so I found the original posts about Lourdes making him do stuff.

The poster who posted all that stuff was also posting and responding to themselves all throughout the thread. I'll let you judge how reliable that poster is to be considered. For example - posts R250, R251 and R254 in the linked thread are all her (you just know that poster is a frau) replying to her own posts where she tells the story. To save a click:

[QUOTE]I know people who know what went down, Leon broke up with him, she is a bad influence on him anyway, made him do bad stuffs like snorting coke, inhaling helium, asking Timmy to make out with other guys for her enjoyment (Don't that get excited gays, he is straight) and Timo does literally anything she asks because he was crazy about her. Though I can confidently say Madonna didn't "do" him, guess he wasn't the material girl's type.

R474 I’ve saw the video that your gifs are taken from, and the interaction is much more businesslike. Timmy leans over to listen to Armie’s words, and then comes quickly upright again. Those gifs were slowed down to make it look as if Timmy’s resting his head upon Armie’s shoulder.

R477 wow, dedication to the cause hunting those down! I'm not the one who asked for them but thank you anyway.

Question, why is snorting coke being put on the same level as inhaling helium? Or is helium a new drug that I'm not aware of...

[QUOTE]Question, why is snorting coke being put on the same level as inhaling helium?

Because the tweens who make this kind of stuff up live very sheltered lives. Slightly more offensive is that kissing guys is roped in as a "bad thing"

Tbf, I think people have actually died from inhaling helium, because you can suffocate without realizing it.

Omg had a wild night...inhaled so much helium. I was squeaky for daaaaays.

Lol at the idea of 14 year old Lourdes pimping out 14 year old Timmy. Something tells me there's little truth to those posts...'I know people who know what went down'.

R481 I didn't know that. I suppose it makes sense, I've just never worried about it before. Scary.

[QUOTE]Something tells me there's little truth to those posts...'I know people who know what went down'.

The best part is when she says "confidently" that nothing went on between him and Madonna. Those must be quite the sources that poster has.

Gosh if only I had connections like that.

But also, Timmy and Madonna... imagery I did not need nor do I appreciate.

Zoom

Now that Timmy is the hot new it boy, I wonder if Madonna is annoyed with Lourdes for letting him go.

R486 In the Armie thread someone posted Elizabeth has gone to the spa - looks like Timothee could do with a visit to one too. Greasy.

Maybe he was the one who broke up with her and not the other way around

Did he have sex with Lola, and who was the top

Lola definitely messed up. She’s never going to do better than Timmy.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

I was creeping under the timmy tag on twitter. a lot has been said about timmy looking like his mother. he actually looks a lot like his dad

Lola is very committed to that mid-90s look

And that 70s bush

R477 so, we can safely assume that Lola didn’t make him do stuff? they seemed so innocent when they were together...

R496 I'm going to go with no. They were babies when they were together.

[R471] calm down maybe? I remember reading it like 2 weeks ago going through all the old threads for Timmy and I definitely couldn't begin to tell you which one it was either. Literally all you have to do is go through each thread and do a ctrl + f for Lourdes, not our jobs to take time out of our lives to do it for you

R498 with a scorching hot take there.

He's soo lanky! It kinda suits him though. I don't know why. I usually don't like skinny guys but damn. Timothée...

CMBYN should have had a dongful poster like this.

[quote]FF and block [R44].

Fuck off, R46/Pedo.

[quote]He will definitely have an Oscar nomination

No he won't, pedo.

Dropped pie.

Dropped pie.

And I should know.

Will he win the Golden Globe this sunday?

[quote]Would have crashed Instagram if we had seen his entire face.

Well he DOES have a face that would stop a clock.

The foreign critics will take pity and award him a gym membership and gift certificates to Five Guys. And lord help us, no Golden Globe.

How many of you posters are forbidden to be near children?

They have reached the same level of social media stardom

R509 Timothée will surpass him soon though.

R505 I sure hope he does win the Golden Globe. I want to see his happy and excited little face when he does!

R505 I really hope that too...I mean, I know that for the Oscars he won't, but at least the GG!!!!

[quote] I know that for the Oscars he won't

Oh, you [bold]know[/bold], do you? Tell us how you [bold]know[/bold].

R513 Because of the gay theme and who he's up against

Well, I refuse to believe that either of those could keep him from winning, R514. I'd rather be disappointed on Oscar night than put "I know he won't win" out there before the fact.

R515 Ok, let's keep our fingers crossed, then, and hope he will win both awards.

He has a big chance of winning tomorrow considering Oldmans past comments about the HFPA. It be awesome if he wins GG and then I hope he gets nominated for Oscar but doesnt win

[quote]It be awesome if he wins GG and then I hope he gets nominated for Oscar but doesnt win

You be retarded. You be evil. I not able decide which be your most essential characteristic. I not care you be ripped in half starting at your cunt.

R517 no, it would be awesome if they both - Tim and Armie - win together. That would be amazing

Realistically, Timmy has a better chance at winning than Armie. I hope Armie doesn't resent Timmy for all the success and awards he's been getting (and will probably get in the future). They appear to have such a nice relationship, it would be a shame if it ended badly because of work.

Someday they can do a gay version of A Star Is Born.

Update: Timmy officially has more Instagram followers

R522 That would be an end of act one scene.

R522 Good for him! I started following Timmy on IG in early December when he had 199K followers, and he's been gaining more and more each day. Reminds me of when I started following Finn Wolfhard in September when he had around 2M followers and now he has over 8M. I hope Finn will get to meet Timmy at the Golden Globes since he seems to be a fan of his.

You started following who? Go away pedo....

R524 would you like to start a Finn Wolfhard thread so you don’t keep shoehorning his name into Timothée thread?

Who let Xavier Dolan in here?

R526 Sorry, that's the last thing I'll say! Unless they do meet at the GG and take a photo together. I'd have to comment on that.

Dont sorry Xavier. If they meet Jacob Tremblay you have jerking material till you för.

Well fuck. Worry and die ***

Timmy had about 44k followers when I followed him around August or September. Craaaaazy how many followers he's gotten. I think it is because he appeals to everyone.

R531 And if he posted more often, he'd have tons more followers, but I can understand if he'd rather wait until awards season is over to become more active.

R522 I just looked at their insta accounts and both have 365k followers...so far it's a tie...

[quote] [R524] would you like to start a Finn Wolfhard thread so you don’t keep shoehorning his name into Timothée thread?

Seriously, r524. This Finn person is so fucking wonderful he deserves his own thread.

R524 I offered to start you a new Finn Wolfhard thread in which you can talk about him to your heart's content.

I googled "Finn Wolfhard"...is he the 14 year old actor who was in Stranger This and IT?

The stupidity of some posters here - both complaining about a poster posting about someone else, and then - for no reason - posting another post about the same person they were complaining about, complete with a photo? At this point, the ones complaining are posting more about Finn than the Finn fan.

R535 Yes, that's him but he recently turned 15.

And being the Accuser of the Accuser places you squarely in P.S. Accuser Accuser territory, r536.

Then you are a fucking PERV R524

Get the hell out of here

When I offering to make start a new thread for the perv, I thought he was talking about that guy in Dunkirk, who I now realize is Finn WITTROCK, not some early teen who doesn't have driver's license yet

Gross

Isn't the Dunkirk guy Fionn Whitehead?

Whatever

R539 I'm a perv for simply being a fan of Finn and following him on IG? I get that this thread isn't about him and I don't want to make another thread about him here.

Wittrock or Whitehead, either one is a full grown man

R543 It's quite telling that there are some posters here who feel you can't like someone's work without being sexually attracted to them. Also, the most recent series of posts of one poster pretending to not know who FW is smacks of 'doth protest too much'.

Finn perv blocked!

Now, Timmy......

How do people even manage to enjoy a movie like CMBYN while also automatically assuming that anyone who is a fan of a teenage actor must definitely be a perv? Strange.

"I'm a huge fan of this film about a 17-year-old who falls in love and has sex with an adult. Also, I get triggered by the mere mention of a 15-year-old - please shelter me from this perversion!"

R548 Exactly! I mean, I totally get that people might be tired of seeing his name mentioned here, but the perv/pedo labels are uncalled for.

R548 Timmy was 19 when that movie was filmed. Movies vs real life: do you understand the difference?

Now onto Mr Chalamet, never mentioning this other person again.

Has anybody heard anything about Beautiful Boy? Does Timmy get methed out, drop 30 pounds and lose his teeth?

[quote] Timmy was 19 when that movie was filmed. Movies vs real life: do you understand the difference?

Sure - but you don't consider the relationship that's depicted in the movie immoral or pervy, do you?

R551 he did lose 20 pounds for the role, guess we'll have to wait for the film to see about the other two!

Two years is crucial in your teens. A big difference between a 13 year old and a 15 year old and likewise a big difference between a 15 year old and a 17 year old.

R552 Could be an awards play for him next year. Massively baity role, Steve Carrel in lead, Amazon Studios, Plan B. Was filmed months ago and still no release date so assume it's aiming for the Fall festivals. Only issue is the director who is hit and miss.

Sorry, that was meant for R551. And the screenwriter is the screenwriter of Lion, nominated for Best Picture at the Oscars last year.

Sadly I don't think the stills from that particular film will be drool worthy. Let's hope the performance is drool worthy!

I think he'll deliver a good performance. He's good in these types of roles...

Today

He knows his best angle

I hope he doesn’t smell like Axe body spray.

Diffirent color but same jacket he wore at Berlinale

[QUOTE]I hope he doesn’t smell like Axe body spray

That might be the best one can hope for. Is it unfair to suggest that someone who thinks shoving pistachio shells down the side of a sofa is perfectly fine is also likely to not have the best personal hygiene? I figure if he thinks it's okay to do that at someone else's home, his own must be a pig sty, and so I don't hold out much hope for his own cleanliness. Plus, you know, part French.

With his agent and Luca

Excusez-moi, I want a romantic comedy with these two ASAP! (Loved their Variety talk)

is daddy Armie not there?

Daddy Armie got pretty drunk yesterday, starting touching all the men. He will probably show up to the BAFTA tea party.

Same, Salma.

Was Armie nominated for a BAFTA?

BAFTA Nominations aren't announced until Tuesday. The Rising Star award has been announced because it's a public vote award

Timo is already at the BAFTA event

A very pretty and angular boy.

Very cute.

Luca doing his best to dispel the stereotype of all Italians being stylish

Timmy looks great today. Probably to compensate Armie's not so great look.

He really is looking gorgeous

Hostiles Alert: Timmy has very little to do in the movie. If you go, plan on leaving after the first hour. If you are in a multi-plex, be sure to find another movie to saunter into so you can get your money's worth.

Is the movie awful R576 ?

R573 I don't know what you're talking about, this look is ICONIC

R578 Jesus christ, did Dustin Lance Black style him?

Don't know if this goes in the Armie or the Timmy thread but whatever. Really nice and interesting description of Armie and Timothée during events. Apparently they are THE DUO everyone looks at whenever they arrive somewhere together (from 5:00 to 6:00 )

I think Lil Timmy Tim as a little crush on Frank Ocean.

It's called fan or stan. So happy that he reacts that way. I would do the same if Cate Blanchett or celine dion saw my film

R571 does he realise how pretty he is? I'm sure he can see how women react to him, but also how men (gay, straight, bi or undecided) do too

Cute

R584, big feet there. I’m guessing his cock is 7 inches.

Yeah, he's so long.

Hot and beautiful.

R581 He's so adorable.

I love when Tim O’Tay has to search for his words and he mouthes without sound.

I also love when he tidied up his unibrow. Great job 👍

R583, yes, Timothée is well aware of the effect he has on people. He’s gorgeous and he knows it without being conceited.

R590 Seriously? Because he doesn’t seem to know it, but I like that about him.

How could he not be aware, when his looks alone are curing people of disease and disability? All those people leaping up from wheelchairs screaming "I'm healed!" must surely have tipped him off.

This was awesome and pretty sweet of the Franco to do!

Franco probably just wanted to breathe Timmy’s air.

R593, I’m not sure I recognize everyone. Who are the two between Timmy and Tom Hanks, and who is on the far right?

From left: Armie, Timmy, Steve Carell, Richard Jenkins, Tom Hanks, Hugh Jackman(in the back), Gary Oldman, Ansel Elgort, James Franco, Daniel Kaluuya and Sam Rockwell.

Steve Carell has put on weight I didn't recognise him

I can’t believe the supporting nominees were invited. WHET standards?

And Sam Rockwell looks like he is in his 30s (even early 30s)

I so hope both Timmy and Armie win.

Lol at Armie tagging no one but Timmy in his post 😂

Where? Didn't he also tag James Franco?

R602 I don't think James Franco has an Instagram, he thanks #JamesFranco in the caption but Timmy's the only one tagged in the photo