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Celebs Who Aged The WORST

I present you McSteamy and former TV hunk, Eric Dane

Seriously, what the HELL happened to his face?!?

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by Anonymousreply 209April 15, 2020 4:23 AM

Drugs

by Anonymousreply 1January 1, 2018 9:12 PM

He looks like a fat and cheap Tom Hanks

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by Anonymousreply 2January 1, 2018 9:12 PM

I thought James Spader would remain handsome, even as an old man, but I was so wrong.

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by Anonymousreply 3January 1, 2018 9:14 PM

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by Anonymousreply 4January 1, 2018 9:14 PM

Aren't they both into crack?

by Anonymousreply 5January 1, 2018 9:17 PM

Meg Ryan

by Anonymousreply 6January 1, 2018 9:19 PM

R5 yep he and his wife are major drug addicts and that's why shonda fired his ass. He recently checked himself in rehab for 'depression'.

by Anonymousreply 7January 1, 2018 9:21 PM
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by Anonymousreply 8January 1, 2018 9:24 PM

they got older you shallow git, and so did you! every day we ALL get older. get over it bitch.

by Anonymousreply 9January 1, 2018 9:26 PM

holyfuckingshit! R4 That's Julie from JAWBREAKER! Even Rose baldy batshit cuckoo McGowan still looks better by comparison.

Damn. Jawbreaker cane out 18 years ago....ok I feel old.

by Anonymousreply 10January 1, 2018 9:26 PM

Val Kilmer but he may have had a genuine illness rather than self-chosen addiction.

by Anonymousreply 11January 1, 2018 9:26 PM

Waiting for the 'I'd do him' responses from the unfuckables.

by Anonymousreply 12January 1, 2018 9:28 PM

R4 damn, I used to be so jealous of her!

by Anonymousreply 13January 1, 2018 9:37 PM

I'd do him! 😍

by Anonymousreply 14January 1, 2018 9:39 PM

Wow. I can't believe they look like that now. Remember that weird sex tape scandal they were involved in? I'm off to research...

by Anonymousreply 15January 1, 2018 9:56 PM

R15 don't bother he has a small penis

by Anonymousreply 16January 1, 2018 10:06 PM

Well, no one can say she's so vain ...

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by Anonymousreply 17January 1, 2018 10:07 PM

She looks great for being 72 years old R17

by Anonymousreply 18January 1, 2018 10:14 PM

[quote] She looks great for being 72 years old [R17]

So does Rebecca Gayheart. Oh...wait...

by Anonymousreply 19January 1, 2018 10:16 PM

Here's the DL thread about Dane's sex tape.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 1, 2018 10:18 PM

I'd still suck off Eric Dane.

by Anonymousreply 21January 1, 2018 10:49 PM

She looks worse than he does

by Anonymousreply 22January 2, 2018 12:24 AM

Spader may be married, but he pings to the high heavens.,

by Anonymousreply 23January 2, 2018 12:28 AM

Matthew Perry owns this thread.

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by Anonymousreply 24January 2, 2018 12:38 AM

[quote] Spader may be married, but he pings to the high heavens.,

From a 2014 Rolling Stone interview

"Our household was very comfortable with sexuality. There was just a lot of girls around. And guys. I played doctor with both."

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by Anonymousreply 25January 2, 2018 12:42 AM

Mel after a couple decades of cigs and booze.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 2, 2018 12:44 AM

There were also rumours about Spader hooking up with RDJ back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 27January 2, 2018 12:45 AM

Johnny Depp. He seemed ageless until Alice In Wonderland and then he aged 30 years in five minutes.

by Anonymousreply 28January 2, 2018 12:46 AM

Mel is a good example of getting the face you deserve.

by Anonymousreply 29January 2, 2018 12:54 AM

Mel looks like he should at his age FFS.

by Anonymousreply 30January 2, 2018 1:02 AM

No one else comes close to William Holden , he looked 100 at 62 in this interview wtf just wtf

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by Anonymousreply 31January 2, 2018 1:07 AM

Bobby Brown looked 50 when he was 35

by Anonymousreply 32January 2, 2018 1:09 AM

Once again... people age.

by Anonymousreply 33January 2, 2018 1:14 AM

Yes but some worse than others!

by Anonymousreply 34January 2, 2018 1:16 AM

I’m sure many have read the article the thread on this poor dear’s mental issues:

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by Anonymousreply 35January 2, 2018 1:19 AM

[quote]Once again... people age.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA..I can't hear you!

by Anonymousreply 36January 2, 2018 1:20 AM

Lara....

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by Anonymousreply 37January 2, 2018 1:23 AM

r37 jesus christ she looks like a Who

by Anonymousreply 38January 2, 2018 1:24 AM

Jabba...

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by Anonymousreply 39January 2, 2018 1:25 AM

Ryan Phillippe

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by Anonymousreply 40January 2, 2018 1:30 AM

Taylor Lautner

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by Anonymousreply 41January 2, 2018 1:31 AM

Ben Taylor

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by Anonymousreply 42January 2, 2018 1:34 AM

[quote] There were also rumours about Spader hooking up with RDJ back in the day.

That older blond actor with the moustache in Less Than Zero told that story at some party. A minor actress, not from that movie, was doing some behind the scenes job and supplying all the drugs. She said she wanted to do all three guys and ended up leaving in a huff when the three naked guys ignored her in favor of each other.

I read this in someone's book.

by Anonymousreply 43January 2, 2018 1:42 AM

I thought R39 was Travolta in his Edna fat suit from Hairspray.

by Anonymousreply 44January 2, 2018 1:45 AM

Sarah Jessica Parker

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by Anonymousreply 45January 2, 2018 1:47 AM

Marlon Brando

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by Anonymousreply 46January 2, 2018 1:48 AM

Barbra Streisand looks great at any age

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by Anonymousreply 47January 2, 2018 1:50 AM

Spending a year in the scorching sun with his fair complexion destroyed the collagen of Peter O’Toole’s face.

by Anonymousreply 48January 2, 2018 1:52 AM

r37, that is FRIGHTENING!!!!

by Anonymousreply 49January 2, 2018 1:52 AM

I think Ivana Trump has aged weirdly. She's had horrific plastic surgery.

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by Anonymousreply 50January 2, 2018 1:54 AM

Brilliant, R47!!

by Anonymousreply 51January 2, 2018 2:05 AM

R42, he’s UGLY!

by Anonymousreply 52January 2, 2018 2:12 AM

This is your future Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 53January 2, 2018 2:22 AM

Renee Zellweger

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by Anonymousreply 55January 2, 2018 2:34 AM

Kim Novak

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by Anonymousreply 56January 2, 2018 2:37 AM

I'd say Renee Z looks pretty good, and she's in great shape

by Anonymousreply 57January 2, 2018 2:44 AM

She's scary skinny and her face looks weird

by Anonymousreply 58January 2, 2018 2:45 AM

Rebeccas face is heavily lined in that way that massive smokers/alcoholics/anorectics/crack addicts have. She has the laugh lines of a 70 year old. She's only 40, no?

by Anonymousreply 59January 2, 2018 2:50 AM

After my stomach prolapsed as soon as I saw the pic of Ben Taylor [R42], fear, sweat and panic gripped me. I thought this couldn't be James Taylor's sperm and Carly's egg! OMFG, it IS! If ever gofundme made sense, it's now. I would contribute five quid to having him under house arrest until he cleans up. It's distressing to see how much work went into letting himself fall completely apart.

by Anonymousreply 60January 2, 2018 3:09 AM

R48, booze and cigs made a substantial contribution.

by Anonymousreply 61January 2, 2018 3:19 AM

Speaking of being in the sun too long, I'm surprised no one has mentioned Redford.

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by Anonymousreply 62January 2, 2018 5:03 AM

Ahhnuld.

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by Anonymousreply 63January 2, 2018 5:13 AM

R45 LOL

by Anonymousreply 64January 2, 2018 6:29 AM

Well at least in the first pic Gayheart looks totally fine - it's a candid unedited close up ... so she's not totally smooth and shiny and she's in her 40s - and yet we damn people for overbotoxing.

The beach picture her hair is out of control ok so that makes her a little scary. Otherwise no matter what her actual habits are - nothing alarming there, sorry.

Someone a while back once showed a recent picture of sixties actress Carol Lynley. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 65January 2, 2018 9:09 AM

Ok so Lara Flynn Boyle...She must weigh about 40lbs and at least half of that weight is her head. Is there something implanted in her upper lip that can't come out? Are those fillers that have leached out of place and slid down under her chin? No one who weighs 40lbs has a natural double chin. What the hell happened to her?

by Anonymousreply 66January 2, 2018 9:18 AM

Carol Lynley looks age-appropriate for a woman in her 70s who never went the surgery route.

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by Anonymousreply 67January 2, 2018 9:28 AM

She does, r67, except for the wildly inappropriate hairstyle. Just pulling it back into a chignon would make her look so much better and more dignified.

by Anonymousreply 68January 2, 2018 9:38 AM

R39 looks like Anonymous

by Anonymousreply 69January 2, 2018 9:44 AM

Wow, Erik used to be striking not so long ago

by Anonymousreply 70January 2, 2018 9:54 AM

R67 ummm....no. My mother's about to turn 75 and has never had surgery, and her aging doesn't remotely approach that level. Nor does that of any "regular" 70 something year old woman I know or know of...not even the WASPs, who I know generally age worse, but good God not like THAT.

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by Anonymousreply 72January 2, 2018 10:10 AM

And here she is a year later, with a moon face and bloated torso. A year or so after this she was snapped out with her mom, and was reportedly walking with a very stiff gait.

Plastic surgery in the past plus a current illness, I'm certain of it.

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by Anonymousreply 73January 2, 2018 10:12 AM

r72, she's already fucked up her lip in that 2010 pic and the filler (?) has already seeped down under her chin. So whatever she did that backfired was before this and really it's surprising she doesn't look worse by now.

by Anonymousreply 74January 2, 2018 10:30 AM

I think Lara Flynn-Boyle might be on steroid medication of some sort.

by Anonymousreply 75January 2, 2018 11:24 AM

Skinny extremities + tummy bloat = alcoholism

by Anonymousreply 76January 2, 2018 11:45 AM

Brigitte Bardot - homophobe who got the face she deserved

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by Anonymousreply 77January 2, 2018 3:01 PM

Jonathan Rhys Meyers still has the beautiful blue eyes and amazing bone structure, but there's been a hardening to his face. I understand aging but his well-known vices accelerated the process.

by Anonymousreply 78January 2, 2018 3:08 PM

The Carol Lynley I remember.

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by Anonymousreply 79January 2, 2018 3:11 PM

[quote]She looks great for being 72 years old

Carly Simon shaves three years off her age, so she actually looks even better for her age.

by Anonymousreply 80January 2, 2018 3:17 PM

Eric Dane and Noxema wife are heavy drug users . Alcohol and drugs ruin a lot of people’s looks . As far as Boyle, I think it’s fair hat we give her a break . It’s obvious that she’s ill and her face screams “hardcore steroids”

by Anonymousreply 81January 2, 2018 3:21 PM

OMG! Ben Taylor looks like a homeless junkie.

by Anonymousreply 82January 2, 2018 3:21 PM

Guess who used to lick coke off each other's genitals?

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by Anonymousreply 83January 2, 2018 3:39 PM

Uhm...steroids do this? She's leaving a liquor store looking six months pregnant. I actually really liked her as an actress in Red Rock West and Twin Peaks.

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by Anonymousreply 84January 2, 2018 3:44 PM

Lara looked better last October. She probably was on prednisone, which bloats your face, neck, and abdomen.

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by Anonymousreply 85January 2, 2018 4:01 PM

I absolutely loved her in The Practice. What a great show that was.

by Anonymousreply 86January 2, 2018 7:24 PM

The Practice sucked and she was the least talented person on the show

by Anonymousreply 87January 2, 2018 7:29 PM

r20, thank you for the link to the 2009 thread. It was informative, to say the least.

by Anonymousreply 88January 2, 2018 8:55 PM
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by Anonymousreply 89January 2, 2018 9:13 PM

Alcohol + drugs = bloated, unattractive mess.

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by Anonymousreply 90January 2, 2018 9:37 PM

Yiiikes, Carol Lynley looks older than my 86 year old mother!

by Anonymousreply 91January 2, 2018 9:42 PM

[quote]they got older you shallow git, and so did you! every day we ALL get older. get over it bitch.

No, it's not solely about aging, it's about genes, smoking, drug and/or alcohol abuse, bad diets, anorexia and/or bulimia and taking too much sun. IMHO, it's mostly about these people abusing their bodies with drugs and alcohol. Many smoked to curb their appetites. Add bad plastic surgery to the mix and that explains why so many celebs look years old than their actual bio ages.

One of my close friends, who died of brain cancer at 42, was a very heavy smoker. It didn't matter that she kept in shape, exercised and loved skiing, swimming and tennis, the damage was already done, she started smoking at 15 and that's what killed her. She once told me, "If I could smoke while swimming, I would." Now that's an addiction!

by Anonymousreply 92January 2, 2018 9:49 PM

[quote][R15] don't bother he has a small penis

Au contraire, he actually has a big, fat one.

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by Anonymousreply 93January 2, 2018 11:01 PM

Any excuse to post 'celebrity' cock, the DL trollinas take it.

by Anonymousreply 94January 3, 2018 2:08 PM

Sean Penn.

by Anonymousreply 95January 3, 2018 2:59 PM

It's genetic, period. Drugs, alcohol, and lifestyle age people as well, especially those with a genetic propensity to age early. But I have known plenty of 50 - 60 year olds that look 30 -40 with no surgery. When you see photos of their parents - same ageless looks.

by Anonymousreply 96January 3, 2018 3:03 PM

They say at age 50, you get the face you deserve.

by Anonymousreply 97January 3, 2018 3:04 PM

Jessica Lange.

by Anonymousreply 98January 3, 2018 3:05 PM

"But I have known plenty of 50 - 60 year olds that look 30 -40 with no surgery. When you see photos of their parents - same ageless looks."

That's funny because I've never met any 60-year-old who looks 30. Even famous people with access to the best dermatologists and plastic surgeons don't look 30 at 60.

by Anonymousreply 99January 3, 2018 3:12 PM

Home Alone...forever.

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by Anonymousreply 100January 3, 2018 3:18 PM

[quote]That's funny because I've never met any 60-year-old who looks 30. Even famous people with access to the best dermatologists and plastic surgeons don't look 30 at 60.

You might not know or see these people but they actually do exist. My sister is 58, people never guess her real age, she usually gets 40, the oldest. People are floored when she tells them her age. She has line-free flawless skin, wears little makeup and has thick voluminous healthy hair. My mom's side have amazing skin and spectacular health, they all lived well into their late 90s. There is no hair loss on my mom's side, even the old male relatives still have massive hair.

My sister's hands don't even give away her age. The hands and neck are usually the first place to show a person's real age. It also helps to start taking care of your skin while in your 20s. My sister started moisturizing in her early 20s. She's never smoked, exercises and never taken drugs. She's never been severely underweight, which is another way so many women can look older than their age, bad plastic surgery and being too thin for most of their lives.

My sister doesn't drink much, just a glass of wine a few times a month when she goes out for dinner with her husband and friends.

Young people think they're invincible, they abuse their bodies through drinking, smoking and taking recreational drugs, then when many of them hit the wall, sometimes in their mid 30s, they wonder, "What happened?" Look at what 30 looks like today, ever see those photos in the NY Times wedding announcements, most of those people in their 30s looks as if they are pushing 50! Those are some rough looking 30+ year olds.

by Anonymousreply 101January 3, 2018 3:33 PM

r101, I think you are delusional.

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by Anonymousreply 103January 3, 2018 4:25 PM

[quote][R101], I think you are delusional.

Why, because I posted the truth? I have no reason to lie. I sure won't post a photo of my sister, she'd kill me. All I know is she looks amazing. Jealous?

btw, have you looked at those people in the NY Times marriage announcements, most of them who claim to be in their 30s, look well into their 40s and even 50s!

by Anonymousreply 104January 3, 2018 5:50 PM

Normal sensible eldergays like us , R68, would suggest pulling Lynley's hair back into a chignon but the annoying current fashion is to have draping down in great swags over the bosoms.

I call it the King Charles II Cocker Spaniel Look. And I hate it.

And it's high maintenance (Princess Kate has two hairdressers on staff to manage her King Charles II Cocker Spaniel).

by Anonymousreply 105January 3, 2018 6:06 PM

Yes, r103!

I posted upthread that he’s had work done and couldn’t put my finger on who he looked liked.

by Anonymousreply 106January 3, 2018 6:50 PM

R104, how convenient that you can't post a pic....

by Anonymousreply 107January 3, 2018 6:59 PM

[quote][R104], how convenient that you can't post a pic....

You're a fucking idiot, who the hell would post personal photos of a family member or a friend on DL or anywhere else for that matter.

Here's an example of some NY Times wedding announcements. One woman is 32, she looks about 45! The groom is 36, he also looks older.

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by Anonymousreply 108January 3, 2018 7:12 PM

R24 All Millennials look like that. Obese. Vacant, soul less eyes. Destined to die young of organ failure.

by Anonymousreply 109January 3, 2018 7:41 PM

R101 you could be describing my sister. Healthy all her life, except at 45 she looks around 37 not 28. That would be ridiculous. Your sister may look good for her age but she doesn’t look 17 years younger than she is actually is. You’re just biased. People are kind when you look good “oh look at you, you could pass for 40” but they don’t mean it literally.

by Anonymousreply 110January 3, 2018 8:02 PM

R110, R101 could be Asian, Hispanic or African American, at which case looking 17 years younger is a distinct possibility.

by Anonymousreply 111January 3, 2018 8:11 PM

R109, as if only millennials are obese, Americans of all ages are fat...you sound like a grumpy old man who probably votes GOP, they go after millennials because most millennials won't vote GOP like dumb old farts do

by Anonymousreply 112January 3, 2018 8:23 PM

[quote]I have known plenty of 50 - 60 year olds that look 30 -40 with no surgery.

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by Anonymousreply 113January 3, 2018 8:38 PM

R101 only if you're not white.

by Anonymousreply 114January 3, 2018 10:12 PM

Travolta

Donatellla Versace

Mickey Rourke

by Anonymousreply 115January 3, 2018 10:26 PM

Have any of you ever gone to a high school or college reunion, most people look like shit. Before even arriving, you can pretty much figure the ones who've aged terribly, they've spent most of their lives abusing themselves. They were the same people in school who partied all the time, ate crappy food, smoked and just didn't give a shit. Quelle surprise.

by Anonymousreply 116January 4, 2018 12:44 AM

How old is that woman at R89? Eighty? She looks it!

by Anonymousreply 117January 4, 2018 12:45 AM

R110 He looks slightly better after his makeover.

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by Anonymousreply 118January 4, 2018 2:54 AM

[quote]That's funny because I've never met any 60-year-old who looks 30. Even famous people with access to the best dermatologists and plastic surgeons don't look 30 at 60.

Well, welcome to DataLounge!

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by Anonymousreply 119January 4, 2018 3:05 AM

R101 Your sister sound like a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 120January 4, 2018 3:10 AM

Did anyone here read the book Dave Holmes wrote recently, called Party Of One? It's pretty good, he has a short chapter where he talks about guys he crushed on from the 70s and 80s before he came out, and he mentions David Lee Roth. "A friend of mine saw his comeback tour a couple of years ago, and I asked how old David Lee looked, and he said: 'Like a creature from Hebrew mythology.' But we'll always have the cover of Crazy From The Heat."

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by Anonymousreply 121January 4, 2018 3:14 AM

Renee Zellweger looks great in that picture, R54.

by Anonymousreply 122January 4, 2018 3:14 AM

I noticed that women with children generally look older than childless women of the same age. I don't know if it's the trauma/stress from pregnancy and childbirth or simply worrying about kids all the time, but it is noticeable.

by Anonymousreply 123January 4, 2018 3:19 AM

Oooh, who else does Dave Holmes discuss?

by Anonymousreply 124January 4, 2018 3:22 AM

[quote][R101] Your sister sound like a cunt.

Since this is what your sister actually looks like, I'll settle for my lovely sister!

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by Anonymousreply 125January 4, 2018 3:36 AM

r121, that's a funny story. I love Dave Holmes.

by Anonymousreply 126January 4, 2018 3:42 AM

R124, I didn’t read the book, but Holmes is always funny when he discusses the lead singer from “Third Eye Blind,” because you know he had such a thing for him in the late nineties but is so ashamed of it.

by Anonymousreply 127January 4, 2018 3:47 AM

I had a crush on stephen jenkins too, unfortunately he hasn't aged well either:(

by Anonymousreply 128January 4, 2018 3:55 AM

R116 I want to go to a reunion in my 30s+ so bad. At this rate I know now I'll be one of the best looking men there, even as I'd still 'rate' myself a '7'.

by Anonymousreply 129January 4, 2018 4:19 AM

Actually you can read that chapter (he calls them interludes, they're scattered between every actual chapter or two and only go a few pages) on the Advocate, "The Men Who Turned Dave Holmes Gay". Party Of One is a good book, especially for anybody in his approximate Gen-X age group who are going to get all or most of the pop culture references. And Dave Holmes is still good looking to me, I don't think he's aged too badly at all though he always seems like he just did a line of coke. He was pudgier when he was runner-up on I Wanna Be A VJ to that stoner guy named Jessie but I did identify him as likely family, and thought he was cute then too.

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by Anonymousreply 130January 4, 2018 4:21 AM

R56, what happened to her mouth? She looks like a ventriloquist dummy. Like The Joker sliced her mouth open and sewed it back together.

by Anonymousreply 131January 4, 2018 5:47 AM

[quote]I noticed that women with children generally look older than childless women of the same age. I don't know if it's the trauma/stress from pregnancy and childbirth or simply worrying about kids all the time, but it is noticeable.

You are correct. Some women in their 30s who've had kids look years older than their bio ages. Their husbands don't look too great either.

I've noticed that too, all my sister's friends, the one's who've had kids, do look much older than the ones who haven't, especially her single friends, men and women, who never married. No stressful worries about raising those kids, such as if they'll have money to send them to college and everything else involved with having kids. Kids sure aren't dolls you put in cute clothes, which is how one of my dumb cousins acted.

My sister is married but she and her husband never wanted kids.

by Anonymousreply 132January 4, 2018 3:23 PM

Dave Holmes is one of those people who looks better with a fatter face, a fuller face also takes years away from one's real age.

I don't think many realize that heavier people in general do look younger than super near anorexic people. The first place most people lose weight is their face, I go to a lot of charity events, some of those skinny sickly looking socialites aren't even as old as they look, but they sure are severely underweight! Being so skinny makes their faces look awful, sunken in and severely lined. All the cosmetic procedures in the world aren't going to help someone who is about 20-25 pounds underweight. Their face will show it.

I am not telling anyone they should be obese, but a few extra pounds does take years off one's face.

by Anonymousreply 133January 4, 2018 3:29 PM

^ Speaking of old ladies who are too skinny, Joan Van Ark looks like the result of a scarecrow breeding with Jocelyn Wildenstein

by Anonymousreply 134January 4, 2018 11:54 PM

R9 If these shallow cunts had their way, we would all be euthanized at 40.

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by Anonymousreply 136January 5, 2018 1:25 AM

This thread made me look up the hottest guy I’d ever dated. He was dim but an unbelievable fuck and incredibly gorgeous. He wasnt famous but rather infamous if you partied in certain circles. I shouldn’t have looked him up. He looks like total shit. He has well and truely let himself go, he’s quite fat, yellowing teeth, chubby face which doesn’t suit him, poorly fitting clothes. He fell a long way. Not that he looks like he cares, so more power to him.

by Anonymousreply 137January 5, 2018 3:12 AM

[quote]"But I have known plenty of 50 - 60 year olds that look 30 -40 with no surgery.

I think looking 20 years younger than ones age is incredibly unrealistic but I have seen examples of people who look TEN years younger. I think for most people that's the best they can hope for.

by Anonymousreply 138January 5, 2018 3:17 AM

I think people state some looks "20 years" younger because most people today actually look a good 10-15 years older than their real ages. Am I making sense?

There's too much partying, too much sitting in front of computers and TVs. Crappy food etc. Even children are sicker and fatter today due to sedentary lifestyles.

A few years ago, I took my mom to one of her doctors, a few people in the waiting room got to talking, one woman looked like a typical 40 something hausfrau. This woman was very plain, no well groomed (bad haircut, little makeup), overweight and looked exhausted, she complained about her kids and was there due to a hip problem. She must have thought she looked terrific for her age, she then proceeded to ask us "How old do you think I am?"

My mom, who is not confrontational and is basically a kind human being said, "I have no idea, I'm bad at these things." I blurted out, "You look to be in your early 40s." The woman's face dropped and she gave me snake eyes, "I'm 32!" I felt so bad, but honestly, this woman did not look to be in her 30s!

by Anonymousreply 139January 5, 2018 5:12 PM

I think every cumshot she took on her face aged her a couple months. I guess it all added up.

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by Anonymousreply 140January 5, 2018 5:33 PM

R139, it's the opposite. People looked older in the past, in the Eisenhower era women looked like middle aged frumps when they were 20

by Anonymousreply 141January 5, 2018 5:45 PM

She's pregnant in that photo R140.

by Anonymousreply 142January 5, 2018 5:52 PM

[quote][R139], it's the opposite. People looked older in the past, in the Eisenhower era women looked like middle aged frumps when they were 20

I think back then it more about the bad hairstyles and the kinds of clothing women wore.

by Anonymousreply 143January 5, 2018 6:04 PM

[quote]I think every cumshot she took on her face aged her a couple months. I guess it all added up.

Jenna was pretty good looking for a pornstar, so many of them look like trannies who've had bad plastic surgery. Jenna was naturally pretty with a cute body, her natural tits were perfectly fine. Years ago, she started to fuck up her face with too many fillers, those fake fish lips aren't at all attractive and don't get me started on her huge fake tits.

by Anonymousreply 144January 5, 2018 6:08 PM

Oh ffs, Phillipe and Lautner look great.

by Anonymousreply 145January 5, 2018 7:18 PM

Agreed r144. She looked good early on. Some serious body dysmorphia. Pregnancy doesn’t make your face look like a Lara Flynn Boyle mask...

by Anonymousreply 146January 6, 2018 12:17 AM

Cher - she was always fug but now she looks like a swamp creature with fish lips.

by Anonymousreply 147January 6, 2018 9:26 AM

Well she’s 1000 years old r147 and 98% plastic. She looks as good as can be expected.

by Anonymousreply 148January 6, 2018 11:17 AM

R85 her skin looks really good

by Anonymousreply 149January 6, 2018 12:30 PM

I'll be retiring later this year when I turn 67, but people on the street always ask me what college I go to!

by Anonymousreply 150January 6, 2018 12:32 PM

dave holmes looks dang hot to me...!

by Anonymousreply 151January 6, 2018 12:42 PM

Add untreated mental illness as a factor for a lot of these people

by Anonymousreply 152January 6, 2018 12:44 PM

John Travolta.....Angelina Jolie...but look awful.

But can someone explain what is going on w Ben Taylor?

by Anonymousreply 153January 6, 2018 2:01 PM

[quote] She has line-free flawless skin, wears little makeup and has thick voluminous healthy hair

In addition to a major hang up with your sister R101, you have a terrible tenderncy towards purple prose

Thick voluminous hair?

by Anonymousreply 154January 7, 2018 6:09 AM

R148 I suppose, she would look much better if her pussy hat was a ski mask.

by Anonymousreply 155January 7, 2018 9:05 AM

It brings me intense pleasure when I google gorgeous men I used to crush on. Men who wanted nothing to do with me. Men who NOW look like ass.

by Anonymousreply 156January 7, 2018 9:29 AM

Macca's got to be at the top of the list. He looks TERRIBLE.

by Anonymousreply 157January 7, 2018 9:32 AM

The original Cagney - Meg Foster.

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by Anonymousreply 158January 10, 2018 3:30 AM

Meg in Jeepers Creepers 3.

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by Anonymousreply 159January 10, 2018 3:31 AM

McSteamy looks like Ray Liotta in OP’s pic

by Anonymousreply 160January 10, 2018 4:07 AM

That's Meg Foster?!!!! She looks like the Crypt Keeper

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by Anonymousreply 161January 10, 2018 4:11 AM

[quote]But can someone explain what is going on w Ben Taylor?

I would guess drugs.

by Anonymousreply 162January 10, 2018 4:12 AM

Michelle Phillips looked AMAZING on KNOTS LANDING as Pagie's mother.

And then so for years after...and the one day...

by Anonymousreply 163January 10, 2018 4:39 AM

Hands to my face while LOLing at this thread.

by Anonymousreply 164January 10, 2018 4:52 AM

Did Meg Foster live a hard life? I know she’s old, but her face seems to say lots of cigarettes and booze. She’s roughly the same age as my mom but is 1000 times more wrinkled.

Having said that even with her very wrinkly face she still manages to look better than someone like Meg Ryan who looks like some has wrapped cling wrap tightly around her face.

by Anonymousreply 165January 10, 2018 5:20 AM

Rebecca Gayheart has one one of those faces that was considered really cute when young but doesn't translate the same once she gets older. It reminds me of what people used to say about a lot of child actors...that the 'cute face' they had as a kid just doesn't look 'right' once they hit adulthood.

Brigitte Bardot looks exactly like the witch out of every French fairy tale ever.

And considering Jenna Jameson has become an alt-righter, I wouldn't shed a tear if every future cum shot she experienced reacted like acid on her skin. She's a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 166January 10, 2018 5:43 AM

Bardot's problem, along with smoking and sun worship, is that she's clinging to a hairstyle that no longer works for her and calls attention to how much (and how badly) she's aged. When you've had the same hairstyle since 1963, you'd look ancient too.

by Anonymousreply 167January 11, 2018 6:48 PM

I wonder if Meg Foster and Dayle Dickey compete for roles.

by Anonymousreply 168January 11, 2018 7:18 PM

Bardot is also a die hard racist, so part of the problem is the hatred eating her from the inside out.

by Anonymousreply 169January 11, 2018 7:39 PM

what is it with the old sex and porn whores turning rabidly right-wing? Has anyone done a study?

by Anonymousreply 170January 11, 2018 9:27 PM

I haven’t done a study r170 due to complete lack of access to old whores, but I assume it’s to do with trying to clean up their image so they go to the other extreme. A bit of “see how much I’ve turned my life around, I’m nothing like I used to be, stop judging me now that I’m one of you”

by Anonymousreply 171January 11, 2018 9:46 PM

She looks like Betty White

by Anonymousreply 172January 11, 2018 10:15 PM

Meg Foster seemed to age fairly quickly. She was looking pretty good in the early 2000's, but it caught up to her quickly. My friends and I met her at a convention and she's the sweetest woman alive. Very chatty and hugggy. And yes, those eyes are amazing in person. A real sweetheart.

by Anonymousreply 173January 11, 2018 10:33 PM

[quote]Did Meg Foster live a hard life? I know she’s old, but her face seems to say lots of cigarettes and booze. She’s roughly the same age as my mom but is 1000 times more wrinkled.

Wow, what happened to her? An aunt is 76, she doesn't have one quarter of the wrinkles Meg has. Meg looks 90. In fact, my 93 year old aunt doesn't have those kind of wrinkles. Meg makes Madonna look like a teen!

Was Meg a druggie, a boozer, a smoker? A sun worshipper? Those are some serious wrinkles! I'm a man, I've been moisturizing since my early 20s! I hate the sun, yet still use a sunblock when I go out. Meg looks like this woman I worked with who told me she washed her face with Dial soap, I saw her ten years down the line, she looked awful, she might as well have used Lava soap on her face!

by Anonymousreply 174January 11, 2018 10:45 PM

Lisa Rinna's vagina mouth is just rank. It's like she's a character from a porno cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 175January 11, 2018 11:47 PM

I've done this before, but Gerard Depardieu then:

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by Anonymousreply 176January 12, 2018 12:02 AM

Depardieu now:

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by Anonymousreply 177January 12, 2018 12:05 AM

This was only 10 years ago.

Yup, it's a whole fuckton of drugs that contributed to Dane and his wife looking like shit.

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by Anonymousreply 178January 12, 2018 12:06 AM

I’m too lazy to comb through threads. Was it really everything? Coke, meth, ? Are they living (hand-to-mouth) on residuals now?

by Anonymousreply 179January 13, 2018 8:18 AM

Alcohol abuse looks to be the culprit for Heather, no? Looks different from someone who might have gotten into a closer relationship with pie.

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by Anonymousreply 180January 13, 2018 8:52 AM

DiCaprio. Although he still looks ok the difference between now and then is huuuuge (probably substance abuse contributed to that). Johnny Depp is the second one (we know for sure it's due to the substance abuse). Their actor colleauges like Cruise, Pitt, Clooney still look very good on the other hand (maybe better plastic surgery?).

by Anonymousreply 181January 13, 2018 9:22 AM

R180 that looks like weight gain and bad plastic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 182January 13, 2018 9:32 AM

What about bret michaels and his lip gloss, collagen, eye makeup and bandanna? Fuck that's bad!

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by Anonymousreply 183January 13, 2018 9:56 AM

His get up is ridiculous r183, that wig and bandanna has had its day, but I still think BM looks pretty good.

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by Anonymousreply 184January 13, 2018 10:02 AM

DiCaprio

by Anonymousreply 185January 13, 2018 10:27 AM

If you like the intersex or ladyman, r184.

Still, he's a lot better than tara reid

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by Anonymousreply 186January 13, 2018 10:28 AM

Denise Richards

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by Anonymousreply 187January 13, 2018 10:34 AM
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by Anonymousreply 188January 13, 2018 10:36 AM

Donatella

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by Anonymousreply 189January 13, 2018 10:38 AM

When did denise get an angelina forehead vein? Looks disgusting

by Anonymousreply 190January 13, 2018 10:39 AM

Jack Nicholson

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by Anonymousreply 191January 13, 2018 10:39 AM

Joe Pesci

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by Anonymousreply 192January 13, 2018 10:42 AM

Donatella is friggin hilarious

by Anonymousreply 193January 13, 2018 11:36 AM

Donatella

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by Anonymousreply 194January 13, 2018 4:01 PM

I always preferred manly and dripping with sex Owen to the corny and cheesy McSteamy

by Anonymousreply 195January 13, 2018 6:01 PM

Donatella

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by Anonymousreply 196January 14, 2018 5:27 AM

Who, I mean what, is that at R188?

by Anonymousreply 197February 2, 2018 12:06 PM

It's amusing to see old, rich women like Carly Simon and Babs wearing expensive hippie shit. The hats, the little chokers, the flowy rock and roll gowns.

I was going to mention Stevie as well, but she's off limits.

by Anonymousreply 198February 2, 2018 12:22 PM

I thought Meg Foster was in makeup for a horror movie. Nope.

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by Anonymousreply 199February 2, 2018 12:39 PM

I've never gotten over this picture of Goldie

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by Anonymousreply 200February 2, 2018 12:45 PM

Yeah but her tits look great for her age. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 201February 2, 2018 12:46 PM

Does goldie smoke?

by Anonymousreply 202February 2, 2018 12:55 PM

She use to R202. Don't know if she still does.

by Anonymousreply 203February 2, 2018 10:57 PM

Back in the day, yeah, people got old and some got wrinkled but these days due to the plastic surgery they look scary old. Many don't even look human anymore. They look like they were done up to play monsters from outer space or something for some movie.

As for McSteamy, I never thought he was all that from his first day on GA.

by Anonymousreply 204February 2, 2018 11:13 PM

[quote]Lord Kirchner's Valet

Shouldn't that be Lord Kitchener's Valet?

by Anonymousreply 205February 6, 2018 4:36 AM
by Anonymousreply 206October 18, 2019 1:58 PM

Why does Donatella always look slimy? Her skin looks gelatinous.

by Anonymousreply 207October 18, 2019 8:47 PM

I saw Goldie Hawn a few years ago and she looked very sun-baked--way worse than in this photo. Maybe when she retired she just didn't care anymore. Actually she's been in a movie (with Amy Schumer) since I saw her (maybe 3 years ago--with Kurt at a movie) and looks a bit better so she probably had some deep laser work on her face and neck or massive chemical peel. I didn't see the movie but saw her in interviews and she looks a bit better than before. Maybe makeup does something.

I saw Meg Foster about 20 years ago. She was working at a cafe near where I live in Santa Monica (yes, working at the counter). Her skin looked terrible even then. Some people have genetically terrible skin. Caroline Kennedy is incredibly lined and so was Eunice Shriver, her aunt (I saw her too campaigning for Maria's brother Bobby in a local council race). Eunice was tiny and spry at the time but her face looked like crepe paper.

Mickey Rourke wins the contest though. I love the black threads where his wig is attached to his ....scalp?

by Anonymousreply 208October 18, 2019 9:56 PM

Karen Allen was simply gorgeous in the 70s. For what ever reason, she lost her looks way before she should have.

by Anonymousreply 209April 15, 2020 4:23 AM
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