Generic DL threads

D List Actor X, Part 16 -- a handsome actor who either may be gay or played a gay role or was in a gay themed movie and has developed a small army of stalker fraus, frequently non-English speaking, who come to DL to dissect his socials and otherwise stalk him, his friends, family and co-workers.

Look at Madonna! She got old!

Look at Janet Jackson! She got old AND fat!

Look at Lindsay Lohan! She's a whore!

[Judy] [Liza] was amazing in/at/singing [insert project, concert or song]. For that alone she would be a legend. Pity about the [drugs/alcohol].

"What would you do to this guy?"

A list actor X, who has ten kids, three ex wives and always bangs his leading lady, IS TOTALLY GAY I KNOW IT!!! Because his hand brushed against my ex lovers cousin who works in Kraft services on a project they worked together on in 1992z

Insert **Scatty Scat Scat. And a lil Poo Shuz*

Trump is LITERALLY torturing me and he is about to start WWIII.

Women and their lady parts are vile as is when the man goes up into the man. All sex is filthy and risks AIDS, AIIIIDDDSSSS!, and anyone getting sex is an STI-ridden Truvada WHORE with a death wish.

Uncut dick is considerably more ghastly than Pol Pot's genocide.

Let's pretend we are John Travolta's favorite dildo!

Eldergays, tell me about Crisco.

Has anyone ever been to Italy? What's it like? Is there any place really special I should visit? What if I only speak American?

Why do Millennials insist on being young? I'm tired of them always pushing it in our faces how young they are! The worst generation ever!

I'm watching All About Eve on TCM. Jealous, bitches?

Let's Discuss Potted Plants Found In B-Roll Footage On Golden Girls

I'm eating [INSERT OVERLY PROCESSED HIGH CALORIE FROZEN FOOD] with a big bottle to Riunite on ice. Jealous bitches?

I've had it with trashy cashiers! Even the ones who bother to be fake friendly make plenty of mistakes and the grocery store ones never pack my frozen entrees correctly.

I need to lose 50 lbs by Christmas! What's the best diet advice?

"Eldergays, for the 823rd time, why are you so bitter towards bisexuals, especially millennial bisexuals?"

Joan Rivers died too soon, too young, 2 years ago today and I miss her so much! What would she be saying about Trump? We need her back! I loved her!

I HATE the fraus at my generic office job because they (a) sit in the break room and gossip, (b) sit at their cubicles and gossip, (c) come into my cubicle and gossip, (d) try and set me up with their gay cousins.

[quote] anyone getting sex is an STI-ridden Truvada WHORE with a death wish.

But she’s been married to Sting forever.

New York Gays: Is your mayor named Bill Di Blasio or Bill De Blasio.? [I'm 65 and still not sure how to use Google]

Rimming = Gardia

Who is Anderson Cooper's boyfriend? Anyone have some tea to spill on him?

I LOVE the quality and value pricing at Aldi! Why pay more, for less? Plus the staff are such cuties and so kind!

Threads you’ll never see on Datalounge:-

1). Which Ugly, old and fat male actors are blatently gay and just pretending to be straight.

2) Why Millennials are the future of the gay community

3) Why I think it’s unfair I’m judged by other gays on my average looks, whilst I only want to have sex with hot guys myself.

Only disease ridden whores are on Grindr. I'd stay clear -- Maiden Aunt Brigadeer

There are all those Italian restaurants in NYC, but mother and I always prefer the Olive Garden in Times Square. At least you know what you're getting and mother loves their breadsticks.

I made 10-minute Coq au vin in my Insta Potty. My family loves it!

I live with my 74 year old mother, take her to all her doctor's appointments, watch her soaps with her and take her shopping. But when she has friends over, all she ever talks about his my breeder brother the lawyer and his three perfect children. It's like he can do no wrong.

Gay life was better when everyone hated us and we all acted like the guys in Boys In The Band. I miss those days!

"My neighbors are harassing / tormenting / threatening me for the 78th time, but instead of moving, I'm going to start a new thread on Datalounge!"

Eldergays: Post Top 40 disco hits for our dance party!

Hey Miss Thang! Let's have Drinkie-Poos and Spill Some Tea!!! You want to throw some shade? Yass Queen! Yassss!!!

Up your nose with a rubber hose R1! Now move it along toots!

My anorexic sister-in-law pretends she's a grand hostess in her McMansion in Westport. Our family has ALWAYS lived in Greenwich and frankly we think my brother is a fool dropping 8 million on that cardboard "Palladian" atrocity.

Favorite sweater patterns on the Facts of Life

Let's list the habits of upper middle class housewives in Columbia, South Carolina circa 1963 and pretend that is how the upper middle class still lives in 2017!!!

The orientals at work are always heating disgusting food in our microwave. It's doesn't smell good like at Panda Express.

My Diva outstrips your diva, then and now.

Great idea R36!! I'll list a bunch of predominantly Jewish suburbs and talk about how WASPy they are!!

Tell me about [random town, usually in the Midwest].

You see it's funny because it looks like a regular doctor's name, but then when you say it out loud, it sounds just like "analingus" and if you're a 55 year old man, that's very funny--saying "analingus" out loud!!!

Well Madonna is blowing the men in her family, now. She pays them all to keep quiet, but not generously. She says its research on sperm for her fountain of youth skin care line.

I will brighten my day by brightening my hole.

I'm enjoying uncut Hungarian sizemeat tonight. Bareback. With internal releasia.

Jealous?

DL: What's the CRAZIEST place you ever had sex?

I had to put my kitty to sleep today. She was my best friend. How will I go on without her? Condole me.

Eldergays, tell us about the olden times at the lesser Ivies.

[quote] Let's Discuss Potted Plants Found In B-Roll Footage On Golden Girls

I'll see that, and raise you

Let's Be Potted Plants Found In B-Roll Footage On Golden Girls

Let's be Junior Prom!

I just want to drop it here how great Aldi and the Insta Potty are, again! Changed my life, for the better, forever!

Warming 7-minute Chilli con carne, 97 cents per serving.

Fuck you Boris!! Hillary campaigned in MIchigan and Pennsylvania plenty of times!! I bet your are one of those BernieBros who didn't vote for her! Well I hope you're happy now!

Hillary Clinton is the most qualified person to ever run for any office ever. When she was 8 years old she started lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum

The only reasons she lost were Putin, misogyny, Matt Lauer, Comey, lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum [bold] and the fact that not enough people voted for her to win the corrupt and outdated Electoral College. [/bold]

She has the finest qualities of anyone in the public eye. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum

She was voted most admired woman in the world 100 times in her career. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum

Her plans for the future and reasons for running for president were on her website. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum

Misogyny, misogyny, Comey, misogyny Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum

So fuck you Bernie Boris Bros! Your fat Orange Fuck Is not the legitimate President. He lost by 3 million votes.

Tommy and Gio part 85631

What do you think M has to say about the latest version of the Nuclear Nonproliferation Treaty?

I guarantee you that Trump will not be president at the end of 2017!

Don't you just LOVE the coziness of January! Holiday stress over. Your favorite fluffy sweater and home-made soup in a mug, cuddling by the fire in your fleece-lined leggings, watching The Crown with hubby bear?

Let's make warm cozy winter soups!! My favorite recipe is a delectable blend of wintry spices with just a soupçon of tang to please the palate. I start with a can of Campbell's Cream of Celery soup, the perfect base for any delightful winter soup!!

Help datalounge! My poo is yellow and my tongue is white. Do I need PEP? What's the time frame? I was stealthed by a grinder pickup yesterday afternoon and only realized it this morning when the splooge plopped out into the toilet along with the loose yellow stools.

DLers! Discuss the ridiculously overpriced skin care products you delude yourselves into thinking make you look younger!

Are you fore skin or not?

Sex after 45-- Is It Possible? Or are we just dead to the gay community?

[R1] Only if you are a big dicked top. Then you can still have sex. Regardless of how ugly you are

Why do gay men bottom shame?

Why are gay men obsessed with "masc" guys?

How often do you wash your face?

Why are gay men obsessed with "straight" guys

"This straight guy at work looked my way twice today, SHOULD I ASK HIM OUT?"

Favorite porn stars from the 80s and 90s

You know, before they started with all that Sean Cody crap that made me feel old.

Gays: How many sheets of toilet paper do you use at a time?

POLL: What is the proper number of sheets of toilet paper?

[R559] Die in a grease fire R448! Only white adjacent white trash use three squares. People of quality use four squares or more! And it is NOT wasteful. It's just sanitary!!

[R560] Try eating more fibre R559. Then perhaps your stools would not be so messy

HoJo's was better than Friendly's! And they were both far superior to Denny's and Waffle House.

Thread of thinly-veiled lust towards a Republican (Paul Ryan, Tom Cotton, etc.)

I love M! But who could sit through "The Post"? Was it an SAT test or a movie script???

First Whore Melania Trump

Is Barron Trump special?

**Thread complaining about Lipstick Alley, fraus, Blacks, Asians, etc. to try and smoke them out and leave the board**

Eldergays: Who else had a crush on Calvin Coolidge?

Anybody want to play CARDS: RACE?

"Is this non-Thai Asian guy hot?"

I may be gay but it is a SCIENTIFIC FACT that butt sex leads to irreparable incontinence by the mid 30's.

Do you think this guy is hot? If he was your patient would you ask him out? What would you say? Would you write in in a note or say it to him in person

"Do you think HBO will ever bring back Looking? I really identified with Jonathan Groff!"

Do I need to buy one of those new Smart TVs to watch Netflix? Is there a subscription or is it free if I have cable?

I still don't own a smartphone and I don't plan to ever get one!!!

My slide rule does all the calculating I need!!

I don't trust Amazon. How do you know they're going to deliver all those things you buy from them?

My hot nephew brought home the Princeton crew team and 3 of them spitroasted me all night when he went out late with his girlfriend. Should I tell him?

Why would I take a taxi service that has an app? I'd much rather take one that has a telephone

Munich or Hamburg, which is the better city?

Do young people still go bowling? I liked the smell of bowling alleys.

Don't take PrEP, that's just buying into Big Pharma, which is exactly they want you to do! By the way, which antidepressant is your favorite? Zoloft really isn't working for me anymore.

I think my hot brother in law is coming on to me. We were sitting awkwardly in the den when my sister went to the bathroom and he complimented my new claret colored Lands End sweater and asked me if it was new!!

I'm a fit-fat muscle bear -- 5'10" and 255 lbs. Because I'm in such good shape, people are often shocked to learn that I'm 49!

I just came back from seeing the Boomtown Rats Live! Jealous, bitches?

Let's be the Ladies Garden Society Annual Spring Luncheon!!!

One of my coworkers - a total bitch - said I wear too much cologne. As if. First of all, its Eau de toilette and secondly it is DESIGNER frag and that bitch acts like I'm dousing myself with Axe. Which makes me LITERALLY sick when I smell it on Jason in the stockroom.

Do you have a signature scent? I do! I think everyone should have one!

..........'s Pussy

Does it stink?

Are frosted tips for men still in fashion? My stylist is trying to convince me to get rid of them

Why do Millennials keep stepping on my lawn??

Would you have sex with a Chinese guy if he was nice and had a big cock and didn't smell funny? I don't think I can get over the wiry pubes and I don't like shaved junk either. Its just so infantile. I am an adult who likes to have sex with men thank you very much.

This thread is mean.

That's just so perfect R98-- mad props!!!

That's it! I'm never setting foot in a movie theatre again, for the rest of my life! It's horrible!

Only poor people take public transportation, dear.

Are you Josephine, Daphne, or Sugar? Well?

What Kind of Car Should I Get?

I have a grey one now, but was thinking of trading it in for a black one with cream colored leather seats or maybe a light blue one with a burgundy interior.

What should I do DLers?

I've read on Datalounge that Tom Cruise is gay, so I'm going to call him Tammy Cruise in my next post.

"Stop saying / doing / judging these things to/about bisexuals."

MY COMPUTER KEEPS ON TYPING ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TO DO TO MAKE IT STOP DOING THAT?

I am white. Am I racist if I prefer going to the black church? The singing is better and they still dress up and wear those nice hats.

Armie and Timmy DEFINITELY had something going on. Those sex scenes were just too realistic

Why is posting GIFs of black women speaking in Ebonics considered racist? How is it mocking them?

**Thread about some innocuous tweet (typically from some SJW) by a nobody with less than 100 followers that 99.9% of DLers would never see, BUT LET'S LAUGH AND POINT AND ROAST THIS PERSON NOW!**

And I'm being dragged across the hall to the party!!

See you next year friends!!

WHET Colton Haynes?

Is Ryan Dorsey white adjacent? Well?

We never went to the moon because no human could survive a passage through the Van Allen radiation belt. The moon is an alien space station. The Americans and Saudis regularly communicate with the Aliens who are laundering their alien currency by mixing it with petrol dollars. They are angry about at the low price of oil and started the Arab Spring but it didn't work.

Never Again. I've Had It. Is It Too Late? Why Is It Always Me? And other short, dramatic thread titles that lead into (insert long monologue about family/relative/freind/lover here) that details - once again - how poster is (being taken advantage of/left alone on Christmas/left to do all the work/left to change mother's depends) and asks for advaice when any sane person would know to (grow a pair/kick the bitch to the curb/get the hell out of Dodge/spell "Depends" with a captial D). Oh, Dear.

R92, just for you.

"(Insert attractive male's name here) should do porn! He's so hot!"

(Next thread over) "Porn is a soul-crushing, drug and disease-ridden industry in decline due to constant piracy, I mean who even pays for porn anymore?"

Let's discuss those handsome stars of Hollywood's golden age!

Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy stinks

True and Unique Beauties of World Cinema: Gong Li, Capucine, Audrey Hepburn, Cher, Hanna Schygulla

Why do otherwise hot men ruin their looks with such horrible ink? Look at this travesty here:

I call bullshit. Hellmann's is better than Duke's.

Help DL: 2 dozen chicken legs and 4 dozen wings at a bargain price, and my freezer is full. Also, I don't like buffalo wings. I'm a vegan but I hate wasting food. Family recipes?

Have you tried the new [product on the menu at a fast-food restaurant]? I haven't eaten fast food in decades, but I decided to try it. It was terrible! It tasted like CHEMICALS! Why do people eat this shit when they can make a better version of it at home?

Why do we ever have to talk about anyone or anything before 1995?

Why do I have to have social skills or interact with other human beings in any way, shape or form? Why can't we just live our entire lives thorough our smart phones and never interact again? Adulting is hard.

Haven't Those Old Fuckers Died Yet?

Half of these sound like the opening lines to old Umpy threads.

My contribution.

I love my husband of 8 years. We married after being together for 15. He's 62 and I'm 59. I don't have the heart to tell him he looks 60 because he always says he looks 49 and I look 35. I have even seen him advertising us as open to 3-ways with these fakes ages. I do look late 30's though and I cheat on him. What if we invites one of my tricks and the whole game is up?

My asshole looks like a vagina. Do you think I can trick a straight guy into fucking it?

Do you wear slippers? Do they stink? Do they make washable slippers? I would like a Made in USA slipper if possible.

Is there a time of day your home uses 0 electricity? Is that even possible?

Do you drain your pasta?

I'm a lefty who was forced to learn to write with my right hand. I'm thinking about going back to my left. What say ye, DL?

Does anyone still put ashtrays out in their home as decorative objects or a thoughtful gesture? I do, although hardly anyone every smokes here. They can if they want. I'm not a Nazi about it. It's their cancer.

I just turned 56 and gave all my novelty, concert and message t-shirts to Good Will. Aren't you proud of me?

I'm ashamed to admit I've become a disciple of Ayn Rand. She's America's Nietzsche!

Let's be an episode of The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show!

If California is so great, why is it actually such a rat fuck, parched dry, always burning, and filled with homeless people who shit on the sidewalks?

HELP DL!!!!!!!!!!! I am right now choking on a Confetti Cupcake Pop-Tart! I'm dying but at least its a delicious way to go......

I've got curlers in my hair, getting ready to go out to dinner with my hot trans boyfriend. Jealous?

I doubt this thread will get any responses, but has anyone here ever heard of the Dyatlov Pass Incident? I’ve never seen a thread about it.

Tasteful friends, what do you think of this c-list actor's third home in Westchester?

Or alternately: Has anyone ever been to Peoria, IL? What are the hottest gay spots? Where do I go to find high culture?

You won't believe what that loudmouth washed-up 90s/00s comedienne wrote just to be outrageous on social media this time!

[quote] Or alternately: Has anyone ever been to Peoria, IL?

Cockgobbler

I'm a chick. (hold on, please don't go yet) I spent hours getting ready for a gangbang. It took me 20 minutes just to put on toenail polish. As soon as I got there, those bastards tore off my stockings and ripped my blouse in half. They treated me like a piece of meat. They had my lipstick smeared all over my face, and they were pulling my hair. They were using my necklace to choke me. My mascara was running from all the tears running down my face. Nobody even complimented my toenails or perfume. I might as well have been a wall socket... Never again!

Anywho, here is a video of me getting ready. I hope you guys like the 80's ish montage. P.S. the guy picking me up in the Ferrari at the end of the video, was the hottest guy there. He only let me suck his dick though. I think he might have been gay, because he seemed fixated on some of the guys asses there, more than me. Not that I have a problem with gay guys. He was really nice too.

🎵 She had a gangbang, she had a gangbang. Yeah! 🎵

I want [insert D-list AWG celebrity] in me deeply.

Do you find this (straight) male model attractive ?

Lesbians: what attracts you to the taste of vagine?

Don't you find it slimy and repulsive and stinking ever so much of fish?

Have you ever thought about eating your girlfriend's butt instead?

Bisexual men feel misunderstood for some reason that is so trivial and reminiscent of entitled, mid-upper class, non-gay men that [italic]Judd Apatow [/italic]is starting to take interest.

Jewish people in their 20's. Thanks, Apple.

Was your mom a Tupperware lady?

Favorite school lunches

Mine was Oscar Mayer bologna on Wonder bread, cut on the diagonal. Mother always said that white trash cut their sandwiches sideways but well brought up folk cut on the diagonal. I have judged people on their sandwich cutting habits ever since and broke up with two boyfriends as a result.

I brought my lunch in my very own That Girl lunchbox. I got beat up for carrying it and called a sissy and worse but I loved Ann Marie and so wanted to be her.

For snacks I'd have four Oreos and some pretzel sticks.

Brandon from Sean Cody is the King of Porn

Blue and yellow wear them fine fellows.

I Heart My Cat

Mr Blackwell is such a character. Today I cam from from work and gave him a big "hellooooooo" when I walked in the door. Then that little rascal just ignored me. Pretended I wasn't there.

I may go drown him in a sack and get a dog.

R157, is he a rescue?

Who Here Has Tea On Merv Griffin?

Can you spill some? (Is that how you're supposed to say it R12, Millennial-know-it-all?? Well??) I heard that Merv was also a homosexualiste and was wondering who some of his conquestas were. Spill, spill, spill!!!!

Stinkfish

Baphomet child trafficking rothchilds killary 666 podesta ankle bracelets satanic cults secret tunnels 33 monarch nwo temple of set son of sam hand signals full moons winter solstice russian river blue worn with black masons all seeing eye triangles pyramids blood sacrifice hiding in plain sight infrared vision hypnosis initiations spirit cooking laurel canyon aleister crowley birth certificates fema coffins denver airport murals.

Illuminati reptilians shape shifters o negative blood basques overlords deep state chemtrails area 51 secret societies coastal elites black helicopters her emails benghazi george soros saul alinsky false flags sandy hook crisis actors blood libel mkultra kittens fluoride.

Vaccines rfid chips mark of the beast antichrist flat earth pizzagate manchurian candidates thelema oto activist judges10th month abortions root canal listening devices fema concentration camps trail of bodies malala is a 50 year old israeli butterflies dolphin spies mosquito drones leamington spa jet propulsion laboratory beta programming.

People with proper manners / hygiene don't ....

R130 - why do the brown vaginas have cum in them but the white one's don't?

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA COLLUSION COLLUSION COLLUSION NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS My pussy hurts, WTF? My asshole is on fire. WTF? My dick leaks puss, WTF?

Z List Actor X, Part 14

DL used to be so smart, funny, charming, altruistic, political, groundbreaking, thought-provoking,

GOD, I’m soooo sick of putting people on “Ignore.” First, I simply must announce that I’m putting a poster on “Ignore.” Secondly, I have to click the “Ignore” option. But it’s NOT over. Because I also have to unclick “Ignore” to see if I get a response from the person that I just announced that I’m ignoring! Lastly, once I get confirmation that person doesn’t give a FUCK about my ignoring him….I have to be put him BACK on ignore.

It’s terribly inconvenient.

what say ye?

I need to express the ancient state of my HIV knowledge to no one who cares, and never notice any constructive and informative feedback whatsoever.

[quote]D List Actor X, Part 16 -- a handsome actor who either may be gay or played a gay role or was in a gay themed movie and has developed a small army of stalker fraus, frequently non-English speaking, who come to DL to dissect his socials and otherwise stalk him, his friends, family and co-workers.

Sounds like most DL threads about any actor, not just C or D List actors. Quelle surprise, not.

I've just spent 20 minutes starting 10 banal threads. Time to clear my cookies then sniff my fingers because I've been simultaneously wacking off to Romanian whores on Chaturbate and wish I could smell their taints.

Let's be Jealous Bitches! Part Dux

I've spent the past X years in X place, and I'm done/tired. I've heard Y place is nice. Any one been/lived there? Help me out, I'm seriously thinking of making a move to Y.

I just found out my partner of 27 years has rickets. I was hopping we could take up competitive hurdle jumping in our retirement. I didn't think I was this shallow, after all we've taken in so many rescue dogs over the years, but I don't think I love him anymore (my partner, not one of our dogs). What should I do?

Let's be a really tired way to start a new thread.

I just defrosted the freezer I inherited from Mother. I can't bear to part with it. I still have a few frozen Tupperwares of her famous goulash. Its over 10 years old but tastes as good as ever. I chisel off a frozen chunk every year on her birthday and cry through my joy of remembrance.

Anyone been to Me?

bump

Welcome to my thread in which 2 of my identities gush enthusiastically about something banal and neither one realises the other identity exists and posts on DL. Today we are stanning unknown HAWT Asian Muscle Marys.

I just got a tramp stamp for 2018! Jealous, bitches?

Let's Post Pictures Of Elegant Eldergays!!!

Because I'm tired of the emphasis on young hot Millennials

[Followed by 528 posts with from the OP, all with trite banal titles, punctuated by the occasional outside comment]

Easy Elegance!

Loving Life!

In A Sassy Mood!

Pencil Dialing!

Serving A Sumptuous Feast

I like the guy on the left R378. Who is she?

A Day At The Beach!

TRUMP!

TRUMP!

TRUMP!

TRUMP!

Why Is DL Being Invaded By Trump Supporters?

This used to be a board for sassy sisters and now it's all Millennios and Trumpsters and Trolls.

Yesterday, someone said that Cher was not the best singer in the 1970s and criticized Hillary's dress!! I was aghast. This would not have happened in the old days!!

TRUMP!

Amazon Mimi. What is it for?

Will it listen to me? Is it like a one of those virtual pets? I hate the name Alexa, I once knew a drag queen with that name. Can I call it something else.

I don't like the fact that it will listen to me. Can I turn it off when I am umm, entertaining gentleman callers?

Let's Be Gap In-Store Playlists!

I'll be October 2003!

BLOCKED!

"The Venga Bus Is Coming!"

The Hereditary Grand Duchess CANNOT carry that title without signifying that the title was given to her upon marriage to the Grand Duke. Thus you would NEVER refer to her as "Grand Duchess Thimbelina Marie Isabelle Louise Ghislaine della Faille de Lesseps"- unacceptable according to the titular regulations of the Duchy!

What would you do if this (random Asian-who-looks-caucasian Insta-ho) guy came up behind you, wrapped his arms around you and whispered, "I've always secretly been in love with you," in your ear?

WELL???

Earrings?

Caftans?

I have my eye on a Great Dane being sold on Craigslist. Does anyone have any experience with this breed? The only potential problem is that I live in an apartment complex which doesn't allow pets. Eek! I'm planning on having the vocal cords severed immediately and since I work two jobs plus overtime, if I have the energy to walk the dog, it won't be until the middle of the night, so getting caught shouldn't be an issue.

Also, before you negative bitches tell me that I'm choosing the wrong dog for a small studio apartment, it's going to be crated for the 18+ hours I'll be at work. Under the circumstances, the size of my apartment is irrelevant!

One last thing: any advice on starting a small breeding operation out of my kitchen? Or, worst case scenario, what's the current resale value of a used Great Dane?

Is it a rescue dog?

Weinstein Saga pt 81

The former escort/porn star (= Fadi Fawaz) saga Part XXXXX IIIIII

Has anyone heard of the Dyatlov Pass incident? Oh those poor people, please don't let them be....oh hey I watched House Hunters last night I swear they should call it House C**nters, why are straight me so stupid do you think it's fake, eldergays tell me about Julius Caeser let's pretend we're a jar of Helmond's Mayonnaise on the floor of the General Electric Christmas party in 1925 poor Svetlana, she looks so forlorn do you really think she is the Crown Princess Anastasia that wiglet wearin' ho!

Ben Affleck's clock.

Old sitcoms, Nathan Lane and drag queens.

Do Thai men have dicks? This cute Thai man at the gym keeps asking me out but I heard that Thai guys don't have cocks. Has anyone ever had sex with a Thai guy?

Would Lauren Bacall have been a cunt to Timothée Chalamet?

Was Jackie Onassis really on assistance?

We had just sat down to a lovely Christmas dinner when my partner's mother said [insert innocuous comment]. I've never been so furious in all my life!

I picked up the turkey with my bare hands, spun on my heels, and marched straight to the front door. I didn't know I had it me, but I threw it with such force that it broke the windshield of a car parked outside. The car was NOT my partner's but he's been very short with me ever since. This unchill environment is murdering my soul.

Is there a way that I can force him into therapy? Btw, anyone telling me to dump him will be blocked! The house is his and it has an antique clawfoot tub which retains heat like no other. I will NEVER give that up!!

That's awesome R203. One nit: no Prisspot Eldergay would ever say "unchill"

I am listening to Miss Janet Jackson's latest CD and it is awesome bitches!

Let's post pictures of Succulent Sodomites! Mister Justin Clynes is up first! Woof! Woof!

Miss Lance Bass is on MTV now talking about NSYNC!!

Miss Cameron Dallas! Who's Had Her, Girls?

The Saint Disco. How Many of You Gals Gave It Up On the Dance Floor?

Miss Madonna Ciccone. Best Chanteuse of the 20th Century. I Dare You To Refute Me!!

Mister Armand Hammer Is My New Husband!! Hands Off Gurls!!!

Despite feeling slightly uncomfortable, I felt I had to use 2018's newfangled slang as further proof that I'm not one of [italic]those[/italic] gay men — BECAUSE I'M NOT!!! — and now you're calling me a prisspot, r204?!?!?!

I am serene!

Honey child, you are just a thousand shades of wrong on that [Eldergay channeling Sassy Black Woman]

Sorry dollface, that is just wrong, wrong wrong!! [Eldergay channeling Sassy 1950s Truckstop Waitress]

Sorry dearie. It's just not done that way. [Eldergay channeling Sassy Midcentury WASP Matron]

Bimp threadsd

Why, oh why, has no one mentioned the Christmas Moose?

Oh look, another fucking thread about Datalounge complaining about Datalounge.

I also notice a lack of mention of the Evening Punctuationist. What’s with you people?