Haaz Sleiman hooked up with Anderson Cooper a few times!

Ahem...

The comments to the article OP linked to read like Datalounge-- lots of guys bitching about how bottoms are the ones who shame other bottoms and then a whole sub-argument about whether Lebanese are really white or merely white adjacent.

I can't imagine this world we live in where we know about the sex lives of journalists; tho I don't take AC seriously given all the giggling and star fucking he does on Kelly and Ryan.

I can't imagine knowing what Walter Cronkite liked to do in bed.

Interesting that they hooked up 'a few times'. I mean, if they're both bottoms, it's pretty obvious after the first time if it's not gonna work, right?

You can have fun without doing anal r4.

R4 Well the up and comer needed industry connections and Cooper was in the closet with limited options. Seems like a reasonable compromise for both.

whores....the lot of them.

So who do we think these two people are?

[quote]“One of them — a producer — told me they wouldn’t hire a closeted gay actor,” he says. “‘I never hire gay guys who are in the closet, but if you come out, I will not be able to cast you in a lot of roles.’ Another huge iconic gay figure saw me at a party and he came up to me. He pursued me because he was a fan of my work.”

[quote]After Sleiman outed himself, he could tell this ‘iconic Hollywood gay’ was disappointed. “I got excited to share with him that I was gay, and he was like, ‘Oh? Thank you for telling me.’ But his tone changed,” Sleiman says. “He thought I was straight before. Once he found out I was gay and in the closet, he wasn’t interested anymore. A lot of people in the gay community still have an issue when someone else is in the closet. If you’re straight and play gay, that’s awesome! If you’re too gay, you can’t play that straight role.”

[quote] Cooper was in the closet with limited options

Snort.

1) He doesn't give a timeline for when this hook up happened

2) Anderson Cooper has never been a man of limited options, he had plenty of fun while he was still publicly closeted. I mean his being gay was only a secret in that he didn't publicly talk about it.

Two bottoms realising they don't get along sexually?

Ich bin entsetzt!

[quote]We hear that men are more worthy than women, and men are the center of the world. It is the same when it comes to the dynamic between bottoms and tops. It is OK if he is f*cking another man but it’s not if he is being f*cked by another man. I don’t accept this. This is not the world I want to live in.

And I don't want to live in a world where NOBODY wants to fuck me. But tough titty, right? Go enjoy being beautiful and getting fucked by hot guys, and shut your pie hole, Haaz.

[quote] I can't imagine knowing what Walter Cronkite liked to do in bed.

Fisting.

AC has a real type: handsome well built Arabs.

If he's a total bottom and thy hooked up, that means AC topped him. It is so hard to imagine him topping anyone.

Not arabs, ethnic men of all sorts. Latinos probably being his most common hook up.

He is all into the idea of some hot brown guy beating up his pasty white hole.

[quote] We hear that men are more worthy than women, and men are the center of the world.

No one has a more progressive gender sensitivity than an Arab man!

[quote]If he's a total bottom and thy hooked up, that means AC topped him

Why? Only 30-some percent of gay male hooks up involve anal sex.

True from my own experience, and also that is what science says.

[quote]Go enjoy being beautiful and getting fucked by hot guys, and shut your pie hole, Haaz.

But not your non-pie hole.

I hate the top or bottom dichotomy. I am a cocksucker. That’s my authentic sexuality.

[quote]I can't imagine knowing what Walter Cronkite liked to do in bed.

Or Walter Cronkie's instagram

I hear you, r19. I am a cocksucker and cocksuckee. And while we're at it, let's not ignore the rest of the body.

Assfucking, OTOH, is too much work, especially with the post-AIDS obsession with anal douching.

This is Anderson Cooper’s own Instagram account. I can’t imagine Cronkite, Rather or even frickin Katie Couric posting things like this and expecting us to take them seriously as journalists?

I agree, R22. Then going on that idiot show with Kelly Ripa, or giggling with Depardieu about "pee" for five minutes. He isn't a journalist. He never was.

I agree that a woman journalist couldn't get away with acting the same way. Even the straight male journalists are held to a certain standard. NBC didn't want Matt Lauer publicly acting like a playboy so they suggested he get married. So it's interesting to see Anderson "get away" with doing things that would be frowned upon for other journalists.

"Let’s just say I was not for him, he was not for me."

Translated: "I don't find old, emaciated albinos attractive, but he was rich so... Unfortunately, when we hit the bedroom he immediately presented hole and expected me to be Latin Top Daddy. I mean I can be versatile, but that is just too passive-needy for me. And he was too verbal, whining "Make me your bitch. Treat me like your slut boi. Fill my box with you manbatter- I want to have your butt babies" etc. etc.

We ended-up just jerking off and watching a couple episodes of "The Golden Girls". Then he yawned and said it was time for me to leave."

It took "a few times" to figure that out?

Anderson topped me once.

It was kind of gay.

Anderson couldn't be a top even if his life depended on it

Just imagine his constant giggling from behind.

(Pun intended.)

...and of course he doesn't vote because he wouldn't want to appear biased, fucking idiot...I've tuned him out, never watch him.

Anderson Cooper can afford a gold=plated fuck machine, or one made of solid gold.

I'm sure they could have taken turns riding a casting of Jeff Strykers naughty bits

Cooper seemed in a bad mood for the New Years Eve special, upset because Haaz publicly confirmed he was a bottom?

Frozen bottom Glenn Close

They're actually age appropriate for each other.

Haaz looks hot in the new Tom Clancy series on Amazon.

[quote] If he's a total bottom and thy hooked up, that means AC topped him. It is so hard to imagine him topping anyone.

That is very odd. Could we all be wrong about Anderson?

r34, see r5.

Did you even read his statement? He said it couldn't work out because they are both bottoms.

I can Haaz Sleiman?

r36, you are my favorite!

Lebanese men are so hot

Haaz Sleiman is cute, but he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Perhaps Cooper was being nice and not spelling out he's not interested in simple guys.