Does anyone else hate Timothée Chalamet's stupid French name?

Absolutely. So pretentious. Hopefully this is the peak of his career and we never really see much of him.

Yes! And his hair and ferret face.

That film was zzzzzzzzzzz and the Oliver, Elio bit was cheesetastic

Only stupid people OP. The rest of us are aware that Americans have names that reflect the country's diverse origins and subsequent immigrations.

Yes, last names, R3. If it was Timothy Chalamet then there’d be no problems.

I pronounce it "MON-RAY-AL."

Shall o May?

And why is he so damn skinny? He has the arms and shoulders of a middle schooler. Eat some fucking food and pick up a dumbbell for once in your life. Hell I’d rather he be fat than bony.

He's probably been fed a diet of wine and cigarettes since he was seven.

I think he's a little too feminine

Well since he was born in NYC and his father French it doesn't seem out of place for a first generation to possibly have an old country name. Not everyone that age can be named Taylor and Jayden. As for his skinniness, I am probably showing my elder gay dementia memory, but at 22 he doesn't seem to be unnaturally thin. Just a relic of America before the bloating. Not my cup of tea, however.

It's a pity his father wasn't Polish so he could be named Wojciech Szczepański.

No, we don't OP. Fuck yourself- no one else wants to.

R12 = angry CMBYN troll.

No. No. No. Russians should go away.

I hate his weasel face AND his dumb name. And also his stupid little boy body. Eat some protein and do some weights already!

This is unnatural.

J'aime Timothée et son nom.

OP est un douchebag en or.

Shaved llama

He is thinner than Eddie Redmayne

Yes, I hate it. Is it pronounced Timothy or Timotheh?

I absolutely hate it; it's SO pretentious. Why have a flamboyantly European-sounding name when you're actually American?

Teemo Tay

timotay shalamay

It’s not Timuh-thay?

fuck off op.

I call him Ti Cha

I don't think he's unnaturally thin. Seems to me most guys start lifting at a very young age now and are beefier by 22, but I'm sure he'll pull a DiCaprio and "fill out" over the coming years.

Oddly enough, he didn’t name himself,, so blame his parents, idiot OP!

THat picture of him in the stripy jumper is several years old.

He lost weight for a movie he shot earlier this year. I seem to recall when Gyllenhaal lost 20 pounds for Nightcrawler he was praised for his dedication to the role. When Timothee does it for a role he get's called a skinny rat face ?

If your Mexican immigrant parents named you José and you were born in Birmingham, AL, should we pronounce your name /djoz/ ?

pronunciation: Tim O'Tay

Sashay timotay

Tee-Moh-Tay Sha-Lah-May

Timothée

Chalamet

What else do I have to say?

[quote]with equal stress on every syllable

not ACK-shu-lee'.

TI-mo-tay'

SHA-luh-may'

Sheesha Ronan and Timotiana Shalamee

Adele Dazeem

Pretentious

It won’t fit on MY marquee.

May the wrath of Medusa come down on thee and smite thee!

timmy is a darling!

how dare ye????

Bourgeoisie Banglesnatch

No one. You can't hate Tim O'Tay for anything.

Silly rabbits. Timothée Chalamet is a beautiful man with a beautiful name to match!

He's in Murica. Should be Tim Chalmut. Plain n simple. And needs to get him some beef on that spindly frame. And a buzzcut. He some kinda fruit?

dumb ass trolls.

get bak to us when u star in an award nominated movie.

k??

He wants to normalize pedophilia. That's just not right.

You just keep buying those Freedom Fries, OP.

to disrespect the young actor of the year, much less hot stud of the year,

is to have the wrath of Ninevah brought down on thee, WITH HASTE AND VIGOR!

DO NOT BESMIRCH THE HONOR AND HOTNESS OF SIR TIM OR ELSE!

the armys of armie will attack those who impune his prince.

R45 lol!

Bump.

Aw I have sympathy for his bony frame, because I was skinny at that age too. Some young folk can eat like truck drivers and never gain an ounce. I used to drink milkshakes and try to fill out, but it didn’t happen until late twenties. Now I’ve got the opposite problem.

Me too, R52.

His father is French, he spent a lot of his childhood there too.

I have more pressing concerns, OP, like global warming.

Then why are you on here wasting electricity and contributing to green house emissions?

Are you a dimwit, OP? You see, when you are born your parents give you a first name and any additional name(s) they wish you to have, ending usually with the father’s surname. Thus was created this young man’s name. They then put all of that on your birth certificate. Thenceforth you walk around with the name in life unless you take action to change it legally or commercially as some actors have done (more often in older days). This concludes how babies generally are named in the western world. Now go get a life.

Well, even he says it's pretentious.

He's slim, but not as skinny as he appears in some photos. I've seen him in person and he looks like 1,000 other young NYC guys walking around town.

OP did you wipe the fried chicken grease off your stubby fingers while you were typing or do you save it to jerk off with later ya hateful cunt.

Not much meat on him, but what's there is cherce.

Yep, I was just going to parrot what R59 posted--I've watched many late night talk show interviews with him and when one host asked how they should address him (I can't remember exactly which host it was), he said "Just call me Timothy--'Timo-tay' sounds way too pretentious!"

And don't EVEN attack his face or body or I'll come for you! He's perfect. He lost weight to play a drug addict in A Beautiful Boy. Bitches!

I don’t hate anyone, Op.

I dislike everything about his name and appearance (HATE super skinny men - I find super bony skinny people disgusting), but in interviews he seems like a fairly down to Earth, nice-guy type.

So I'm torn.

Why would anyone even expend the energy to HATE super skinny men? Get a fucking life.

He's ugly and has a creepy sociopath smugness about him.

He only looks smug in photos. If you watch any of his interviews he's not the least big smug.

Photographs reveal the soul.

r69 post yours

OP, who hurt you to make you so petty?

Isn’t he over yet?

Fuck yourself cunt self r66

You stay classy, sister-friend.

You wouldn’t know class if it bit your fat face off, so again, fuck your cunt self.

And I would stick my head in a gas oven if I were a blood relation of yours r74, fucking loser drooling over a child actor.

I'd rather be a loser drooling over Timmy than a drooler losing his shit because someone else likes Timmy, WHO IS NOT A CHILD ACTOR.

Bad news, R76: You are related to me! Now go fire up the oven. It'll solve your anger issues once and for all.

R75 hates both skinny people AND fat people, evidently. Sad!

R79 is a stupid cunt. Sad!

R77 is a stupider cunt! Sad!

R77 and r79 get paid pennies to post over a barely legal actor and are cunts! Sad!

Oh Papa Tooney, we've got a loony!

R77 and r79 are the cunty Timotay stand that everyone mocks and blocks and complains about on every thread about trolls. They’re trollcunts! Sad!

Now they’ll run from device to device trying to insult and bother people and derail everything! Sad cunts! Sad!

Timotay’s stangurls are staring out the window crying because they know he’ll never have anything to do with them! Sad!

OMG Timmy, I love you soooooooo much! Your face is so dreamy and don't even get me on that perfect skinny body of yours! I want to kiss you all over! Oh Timmy, please make love to me! TTTTTIMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY

Timotay’s penny-a-post stan committee has convinced itself that he reads about their devotion and will befriend them and be their boyfriends, but he doesn’t give a shit about them and this makes them SAD!

That thin frame! That chiselled bone structure! SWOON!!! Oh, Timmy--please befriend me and be my boyfriend!!!

He is so gorgeous. I love his neck moles.

Sorry, R82 r88, but if I were to get a penny for every time I posted about Timmy, I'd have...one cent.

Linda Ronstadt, Max Emerson, and William O'Connor, OTOH, I'd have enough for a pack of Sweet Tarts (or maybe half), but Timmy, nope.

I'm just sick of liars referring to him as something he hasn't been in several years.

r77

Sorry for the repeats!

Not intentional, no matter how bewitching Tim-O-Tay's glance is.

Here's a video of me crying for Timothée at a premiere in Venice! I mean, how can you not cry when you're in the presence of this God among men!? His stunning good looks, his incredible acting ability, his waif thin body that was MADE for modeling designer clothing. I'm crying as I type this!!!

Omg some of these comments are fking killing me!! We need to make TimO'Tay Shalamay happen on the DL Hall of Shame, like Poo Shoes, Cheryl!

Soon to be Mrs. Scott Ramon Seguro Mescudi (Kid Cudi)

Interesting, r96, that the two fans he does hug and kiss are men.

The King sucks!

Bump

He’s woefully unattractive.

His father is a journalist who grew up in Nimes, and he himself grew up with dual citizenship and he speaks fluent French. Growing up, he spent summers with his grandparents in their farmhouse near Lyon.

So no, I consider it neither pretentious nor irritating.

Does anyone else wonder why OP even gives enough of a shit about someone else's name, (whom they almost certainly don't know and never will) to bother to post this?