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My Big Fat Greek Robbery!: Actress Lainie Kazan allegedly arrested for shoplifting $180 worth of groceries
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 28, 2018 6:21 PM |
Maybe dementia. She teaches a vocal master class in LA. She's still working so should have money.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 25, 2017 12:37 PM |
What's the big deal?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 25, 2017 12:40 PM |
WTF? You can shop lift a bottle of ketchup, or a pound of coffee. Maybe even a ham. But how do you even try to shop lift $180 worth of groceries?
Barbra's getting a chuckle, no doubt.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 25, 2017 1:01 PM |
How embarrassing!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 25, 2017 1:04 PM |
Probably dementia of some kind.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 25, 2017 1:04 PM |
Wasn't their a big fat paycheck sequel?
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 25, 2017 1:05 PM |
[quote] But how do you even try to shop lift $180 worth of groceries?
Caviar.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 25, 2017 1:06 PM |
It will look great next to her Lard-o Porcelain!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 25, 2017 1:12 PM |
Did she try to leave the store with a full cart? That’s a lot of $$.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 25, 2017 1:35 PM |
R6 wasn't there?*
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 25, 2017 1:41 PM |
It's sad. I think it is a bit of dementia.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 25, 2017 1:52 PM |
Agree she probably just accidentally wandered out without paying. Give the old lady a break.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 25, 2017 2:01 PM |
A girl's gotta EAT!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 25, 2017 2:08 PM |
That's a lot of Windex.
Time marches on. She's 78.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 25, 2017 2:09 PM |
The news reports said she tried stuffing all the groceries into reusable bags, was seen by employees and reported to police as she made a break for her car.
Doesn't sound like dementia.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 25, 2017 2:14 PM |
You can lick her lollipop but you can't lick her!
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 25, 2017 2:15 PM |
Gelson’s? 180 bucks of items at that store is about 5 items. No shit.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 25, 2017 2:18 PM |
I feel like this story was made up just to become a DL thread.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 25, 2017 2:40 PM |
She gets more acting jobs than Michele Lee
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 25, 2017 2:44 PM |
Let's hope she's prosecuted like every other shoplifter.
Many people have "reasons" and many people have emotional/psychological issues.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 25, 2017 2:46 PM |
I'm impressed.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 25, 2017 2:47 PM |
Oy Vey!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 25, 2017 3:05 PM |
[quote]The news reports said she tried stuffing all the groceries into reusable bags, was seen by employees and reported to police as she made a break for her car. Doesn't sound like dementia.
I think it does. They can be very determined. It is doing things that they wouldn't normally or logically should be doing.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 25, 2017 3:08 PM |
Poor Lainie. She's finally realizing she's a B-Grade actress at best whose chance at stardom dimmed because she refused to lose weight. She will be forgotten the second she dies
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 25, 2017 4:13 PM |
Maybe she notified the newspapers about this, too.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 25, 2017 4:18 PM |
R17, that was what I thought. Gelson's is so overpriced, $180 doesn't get you very far.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 25, 2017 4:23 PM |
R21 = Barbra
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 25, 2017 4:34 PM |
Lainie had big fat tits back in the day that you just wanted to rub your face in.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 25, 2017 4:35 PM |
I think you might be at the wrong message board, R29.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 25, 2017 4:37 PM |
Its what we do.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 25, 2017 4:41 PM |
Lanie was not shoplifting. She was filming a scene from My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Part 3.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 25, 2017 4:46 PM |
No, Nia. She was just doing "research" for her roll in MBFGW 3.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 25, 2017 4:53 PM |
LOL, R19.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 25, 2017 5:02 PM |
Her pockets and sweatpants were packed with Windex spray bottles.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 25, 2017 5:03 PM |
Usually this sort of thing is about emotional neediness. They want someone to notice. At least she was using reusable bags. Good for the environment.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 25, 2017 5:03 PM |
She could lose a few pounds...just sayin'
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 25, 2017 5:25 PM |
She used to fuck Bob Dylan back in the day. He could give her a few grand if she's that tight for cash.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 25, 2017 5:35 PM |
R36. You're welcome.
--R14.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 25, 2017 5:35 PM |
Lainie recently gave the full story of her time as Streisand's understudy in Funny Girl, at least her side of the story. I have to say, I don't blame Streisand for being upset with her. Lainie was clearly unprofessional with her behavior.
It starts at the 14:30 mark.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 25, 2017 5:36 PM |
It's shocking that Kazan doesn't have a Tony. I loved her in My Favorite Year and I think many people will think of that performance as her legacy.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 25, 2017 5:46 PM |
how sad.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 25, 2017 5:50 PM |
Loving on the other side of the world - in OZ - I first became aware of Kazan at the cinema in an epic ad she did for Air New Zealand...
I was only a little gayling - but I instantly knew she was utterly fabulous.
She was singing while walking along a beautiful beach - in a caftan! - and when I say sing - I mean belting it out! - in between edited in footage of kiwi travelogue gorgeousness.
Didn’t have a clue who she was - but The voice! The hair! The tits!
Yet my interest wasn’t sexual of course - it was more about seeing and appreciating an iconic female form. A force of nature! And one that would be perfect to copy if one were gonna try for a drag persona... (I mean - a boy never knows, right?)
I was overwhelmed by it. And would go back and see more movies - all the while hoping the ad would be played beforehand. And it was quite a bit! Advertising runs seemed to go longer back then...
Anyway - can only find the audio of it. What is Air New Zealand thinking! Should be available to all online! In these troubled times it would be an inspiration and a beacon of hope... sigh.
Lanie helped me know my true self. Forever grateful. (Also grateful to the queen(s) at Air Enzed marketing and their counterparts at the ad agency who put it all together and thought it was a great idea. I suspect it was all a ruse so they could meet her themselves!)
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 25, 2017 6:42 PM |
Aging is cruel. Lanie has portrayed the elderly yenta so long most can't even imagine how hot she was back in her day. After seeing Lanie's Playboy pictorial Jack Kirby created a new super-heroine inspired by her.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 25, 2017 6:57 PM |
Lainie gets more acting role than Michele Lee
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 25, 2017 7:00 PM |
R25 Clam up, Barbra!
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 25, 2017 7:44 PM |
Times are tough and groceries are expensive. You can't blame Lanie for trying.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 25, 2017 8:22 PM |
Lock 'er up!
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 25, 2017 8:34 PM |
These day, quality grocers are committing highway robbery. I paid 40 bucks for a smallish french bird to roast for Christmas. It fed 4 with no leftovers. Who can blame ol' Lainie for trying to pocket a few decent things?
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 25, 2017 8:38 PM |
I love you, r16
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 25, 2017 9:14 PM |
She uttered one of my favorite lines in all of movie history: (in MY FAVORITE YEAR):
"Welcome to our humble chapeau." It kills me every time I see it!
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 25, 2017 9:54 PM |
The Music That Makes Me Steal
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 25, 2017 10:52 PM |
Lainie was Barbra's understudy in the original production of Funny Girl. The afternoon of Barbra's first scheduled absence from the show, she got her first run through with the full orchestra. At one point, the conductor rapped the stand with his baton and said "No, no, no. Barbara does it like this" and hummed a few bars.
Long, icy silence as Lainie stared the conductor down and finally announced:
"I'm. Not. Barbra."
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 25, 2017 11:01 PM |
Who? Show me the photo.
Wow. It looks like a bag lady gang. Jim, look at these people, stealing from a Gelson's. Jason! Go ask someone in the kitchen if Gelson's is a grocers.
Obviously just an old woman getting senile. Fat is bad for you. Why make a big deal about it?
Oh, they say something about her being in the business. Tsk. Jim, turn the page for me. Nails, dear.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 25, 2017 11:03 PM |
First The Countess, Now Lainie! The world id going to Hell in a Hand Basket!!
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 26, 2017 1:00 AM |
My dad had the Playboy with Lainie. I think they looked a lot better than Melania's rock-hard frankentits. Time isn't slowing down for any of us, excepting Miss CZJ.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 26, 2017 1:31 AM |
[quote] My dad had the Playboy with Lainie. I think they looked a lot better than Melania's rock-hard frankentits.
That's a separate discussion but generally speaking I agree. If you compare modern and 60s and 70s professional nude photography, the earlier women had an appealing natural voluptuousness modern publishers will not tolerate. Current fashions of yoga and six-pack abs ( not to mention fillers and implants ) lead to a harsh plasticity.
Unfortunately for Laini she let her BMI get out of hand too soon. There has to be a happy medium.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 26, 2017 1:48 AM |
I bet that her pussy stinks.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 26, 2017 1:54 AM |
Lainie seems like the dark negative of Barbra. Babs never had to show her tits to pay the rent.
How galling would it be to start out the same, then watch Barbra shoot to the stratosphere while you did The Mike Douglas Show?
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 26, 2017 2:08 AM |
How insensitive of Gelsen’s.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 26, 2017 2:26 AM |
[quote] Anyway - can only find the audio of it. What is Air New Zealand thinking! Should be available to all online! In these troubled times it would be an inspiration and a beacon of hope... sigh.
Here's the full Lainie ad in all its glory Air New Zealander!
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 26, 2017 2:41 AM |
[quote] Lainie seems like the dark negative of Barbra. Babs never had to show her tits to pay the rent.
Are you certain of that?
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 26, 2017 2:47 AM |
Re-usable shopping bags are the great boon to shoplifting since invention of hands.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 26, 2017 2:50 AM |
Lainie was one sangin' b*tch back in the day. Her MGM albums were produced by Don Costa -- she was Morgana King, Maria Callas, Eydie Gorme and Lena Horne in a blender without a lid. Belting, growling, cooing and shrieking; so much fun. If they released her 60s albums digitally or on CD she could make bail.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 26, 2017 3:07 AM |
Sharon Gless, Sandra Bernhard, Lanie Kazan, Michele Lee
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 26, 2017 3:13 AM |
Sharon Gless, Sandra Bernhard, Lanie Kazan, Michele Lee
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 26, 2017 3:14 AM |
What’s the big deal?
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 26, 2017 3:21 AM |
God it must be hard to be Sandra Bernhard.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 26, 2017 3:21 AM |
She looks like Divine in r14's pic. And to all who are saying she's fabulous? She's not. She's fat and boring.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 26, 2017 3:30 AM |
OMG R65!! Thank you!! I haven’t seen that ad since it was made for the cinemas all those years ago!
Fabulous. So glamorous to a young gay man! And that Maori-design decorated caftan!!!
(and I’ve always been very pro-Air Enzed - in spite of them crashing one of those DC-10s into a mountain in the Antarctic not that many years after! - simply because of that ad. Which must be pretty effective advertising to build brand loyalty for that long. Mind you - whether it had that effect on anyone other than similarly inclined young males I’m not in the least bit certain...)
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 26, 2017 3:35 AM |
It's just a simple case of Winona Rider Syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 26, 2017 3:42 AM |
Sharon Gless looks the best in that picture because she is the wealthiest fro her Cagney and Lacey money, plus she has a rich husband. Michelle doesn't look bad, but Lainie and Sandra, such a shonda those punim!!
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 26, 2017 4:00 AM |
If Sandra Bernhard hadn't turned down the Miranda role on Sex and the City maybe she would have been the richest one in that photo.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 26, 2017 4:17 AM |
Is Lainie a practicer of cunnilainiengus?
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 26, 2017 4:26 AM |
$180 at Whole Foods would have only been about two bags full.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 26, 2017 4:28 AM |
R40: why does she sound like Penny Marshall in that clip?
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 26, 2017 5:46 AM |
I think Michelle Lee with her Knot’s Landing money would be richer than Gless.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 26, 2017 6:23 AM |
Purr Lanie. Purr, purr Lanie!
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 26, 2017 6:57 AM |
Did she stick any groceries up her twat?
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 26, 2017 7:11 AM |
I love that fat dyke
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 26, 2017 7:46 AM |
[quote]If Sandra Bernhard hadn't turned down the Miranda role on Sex and the City maybe she would have been the richest one in that photo.
If Sandra Bernhard hadn't turned down the Miranda role on Sex and the City the show would have been shitcanned after one season.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 26, 2017 9:21 AM |
R9 is a deluded basement hussy if she thinks $180 buys a cart of groceries.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 26, 2017 9:28 AM |
She was involved in a head on car accident year that resulted in a likely concussion. That could still manifest itself in subtle ways at her age, including memory loss and changes in personality.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 26, 2017 9:41 AM |
* last year.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 26, 2017 9:42 AM |
That would make last year NOT her favorite year?
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 26, 2017 10:25 AM |
She must have the oldtimers disease.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 26, 2017 11:09 AM |
Lainie was always a second stringer, but also always a trouper. I forgot about her career as a belter of ballads and her co-starring with Divine. She owes her later career to the death of Shelly Winters which opened up the yenta and yenta-adjacent roles for her.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 26, 2017 1:29 PM |
Is she broke ??
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 26, 2017 1:36 PM |
Nobody's Perfect.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 26, 2017 1:50 PM |
she must have been super sloppy and making herself noticeable. i know for a fact from a alky GF doing it Most stores let it go.
she loaded up a car with a shitload of meat and other food strolling around and la la la'd her way out to the parking lot eventually and no one even said BOO to her.....
a friend that works at luckys or safeway said legally they can't follow you out of the store.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 26, 2017 2:12 PM |
OP, how is someone “allegedly” arrested?
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 26, 2017 2:16 PM |
They probably called the cops while she was walking out of the store. I wonder if they knew she was an old has been? I'll bet it's pretty common among that stratum of show business--I remember when Frankie Yancovic, the Polka King was caught shoving steaks down his pants in a neighborhood grocery.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 26, 2017 2:24 PM |
Can You please draw out a diaphragm OP?
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 26, 2017 2:30 PM |
It's early dementia. Lainie has money.
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 26, 2017 5:12 PM |
Lainie said she's destitute. Will Barbra and Jim help out? It is the holidays, after all.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 26, 2017 5:19 PM |
Lainie is know-nothing trash!
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 26, 2017 5:21 PM |
Has C.C. Bloom released a statement?
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 26, 2017 8:09 PM |
Did I read right that Lainie ended up performing as understudy for Barbra for only one performance? What happened? What's the beef?
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 26, 2017 11:42 PM |
R105: In rehearsals, even as the understudy, the director kept telling Lainie to "do it like Barbra does it," which pissed her off. She was the understudy for I think 19 months and finally, one day, Barbra got sick, so Lainie went on twice. And quit the next day. Heard she left a little "trinket" in Barbra's toilet. Talk about a funny girl!
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 27, 2017 4:18 AM |
I can't sympathize with someone who spends money to jack up her face with botox and fillers and then steal Comet and a rotisserie chicken.
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 31, 2017 2:43 AM |
Good
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 31, 2017 2:49 AM |
Good she’s setting the record straight.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 31, 2017 2:49 AM |
Clearly destined to remain the understudy.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 31, 2017 3:11 AM |
"According to TMZ, Kazan left the grocery store with a basket that included Comet and Pledge cleaning supplies, a hot rotisserie chicken, tomatoes, Jell-O and uncured pepperoni."
As I said above, these stores commit highway robbery with their prices. 180? Sheesh! Its not even Moscow, Zurich or Hong Kong.
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 31, 2017 3:11 AM |
$180 for some Comet, Jell-O, and a rotisserie chicken? The grocery store was stealing from Lainie - not the other way around!
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 31, 2017 3:29 AM |
Her pussy stinks!
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 31, 2017 11:54 AM |
Apparently she had done this twice already and even had a fake-out plan. Not looking like it's dementia.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 31, 2017 3:55 PM |
Sure its a psychological problem but I happen to find the "Lainie Finger Smith Kazan" news item charming.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 31, 2017 5:08 PM |
One of the nicest actresses I ever met. And I love that she held her kid's bat mitzvah at a drag club. (I got to go).
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 31, 2017 5:11 PM |
More roles for Patti LuPone!
by Anonymous | reply 119 | January 2, 2018 11:50 AM |
loved her streisand ish voice!!!!!
she was fab on ed sullivan...
luv u babe.
by Anonymous | reply 120 | January 2, 2018 12:11 PM |
R87 = Lisa Lampanelli
by Anonymous | reply 121 | January 2, 2018 12:20 PM |
[quote]“Lainie Kazan is not a shoplifter or a thief.”
Who threw that hot rotisserie chicken at me?
by Anonymous | reply 122 | January 2, 2018 12:44 PM |
Aww my big fat greek cunt ish one of my all ztime favsh.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | January 2, 2018 12:57 PM |
they should make it illegal to disclose items stolen. that's embarrassing.....thank dog she didn't have any personal hygiene products.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | January 2, 2018 4:30 PM |
R124, are you serious? We're supposed to be worried about their embarrassment? How about they DON'T STEAL IN THE FIRST PLACE?
by Anonymous | reply 125 | January 2, 2018 6:39 PM |
r3 Yeah, didn't she try to cut Barbra's throat when she was her understudy for "Funny Girl" on Broadway. Something about the night Kazan went on because Barbra couldn't, and Kazan phoned every reporter in town to be at THAT show to see her.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | January 2, 2018 6:44 PM |
[quote]Lainie doing people from Funny Girl 1964
Why is she over-enuciating so much? Is English not her first language?
by Anonymous | reply 127 | January 2, 2018 7:03 PM |
Tsk tsk tsk... what would Elian think?
by Anonymous | reply 128 | January 2, 2018 7:26 PM |
Maybe Lainie wanted to get caught for the publicity. But the press doesn't seem to care. Shrug.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | January 2, 2018 11:43 PM |
Maybe Lainie and Countess Luanne should go on the road as an act and do the closing number from Chicago.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | January 3, 2018 3:47 AM |
[quote] Kazan left the grocery store with a basket that included Comet and Pledge cleaning supplies, a hot rotisserie chicken, tomatoes, Jell-O and uncured pepperoni."
No Windex?
by Anonymous | reply 131 | January 4, 2018 12:40 AM |
Her maid had already shoplifted the Windex.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | January 4, 2018 11:45 PM |
She needed comet and pledge to scrub out her nasty smelly old snatch.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | January 5, 2018 12:07 AM |
Lainie avoids criminal charges in rotisserie theft:
"Instead, Kazan will have to face a panel of community volunteers to discuss how her crime impacted the community."
by Anonymous | reply 134 | January 28, 2018 4:33 AM |
R134 I want tickets to the community panel presentation starring Lainie Kazan!
by Anonymous | reply 135 | January 28, 2018 5:08 AM |
R63 Did you ever see Owl and The Pussycat? Do your homework before you post anything about Barbara(real name) $treisand.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | January 28, 2018 5:09 AM |
R133 The uncured pepperoni was to be shoved up her snatch.
by Anonymous | reply 137 | January 28, 2018 5:29 AM |
[quote]"Instead, Kazan will have to face a panel of community volunteers to discuss how her crime impacted the community."
Will I be allowed to do it in the form of a song?
by Anonymous | reply 138 | January 28, 2018 6:21 PM |