Countess LuAnn ARRESTED!!!

I’ll be humming that song all day.

She really is a trainwreck...

She should call Andy Cohen to bail her out.

Somehow though, I don't think he'd return her calls.

Oh this HAS to be covered on the show.

LuAnn's new storyline:

"I found a new blue collar husband!"

Ramona will make sure it is covered on the show.

I wonder if this terrible news will have Bethenny shaking while she downs gallons of Skinny Girl hooch?

Speaking of Skinny Girl, it is absolutely horrible. Can’t understand why it is popular. A horrible after taste.

She's no longer a Countess, either!

r8 when you're trying to stay wafer thin, it only has to be edible.

I'm still surprised she gave up her title.

How cunty of Tom's new gf and LuMan's former friend to give a quote to the Daily Mail. I feel bad for her kids.

Has anyone checked on Noel's thick juicy cock to make sure it's thoroughly comforted?

I chatted with her not long ago at Club Cumming in the East Village. She was perfectly charming. A shame this has happened!

Club CUMMING? Are you joking?

While I hate all the repulsive Real Housewights monsters with a passion (talk about talentless, idiotic, unpleasant, nasty and horrid plastic surgery freaks), I have a particularly strong dislike for this ridiculously pretentious slag.

Someone who writes books about being classy and goes about life pontificating about sophistication and savoir faire, should never be caught in a situation like this and, most importantly, would never appear in a trashy show about a bunch of underclass harlots of recently acquired middle class status, behaving like primitive savages with (some) money.

Well, that was my rant for the day - still, this vile piece of beef jerky is beyond obnoxious.

Whatever possessed her to go to Palm Beach? Was she courting a flashback to last year's wedding debacle?

I have a feeling that r15 has several rants left for this day alone.

52??? That bitch is 60 if she's a day.

So we now have two women on RHONYC who were arrested for assault, LuAnn and Tinsley. And both were arrested in Florida.

What a classy bunch.

Filters and autotune.

Gold plated shit is still shit.

An American aristocrat with a mugshot, what a shame.

This is amazing. Yes, season 10 is still filming, too.

And that MUGSHOT. Luanne is stating her boundaries in that picture!!!

And she will KILL. YOU. ALL.

Don't fuck with Lu, fellas!

I am so sad to say that I am thrilled that RHONY is still filming!

Yes they are currently filming so this shit should be good!

I bet their filming right now. Bravo probably ran to the ladies with cameras once they heard Luanne got arrested. Just to get everyone's reaction.

How do you all know when their filming and when filming ends? The posters on DL seem to know a lot about NYC housewives filming schedule. Do any of you work on the show?

r26 they've followed a pretty stern production schedule for years now. they begin filming around the beginning of fall and they film up until February or March, with premieres around April. plus, following the ladies on social media it's pretty clear when they're filming or not because they'll post more pics of all the cast together. the only thing about this scandal though is that the production is currently on holiday break so expect a very gimmicky edit of the women having lunch in about 2 weeks to discuss this arrest.

Luann has now secured her place on the show for ALL ETERNITY!

Thanks for that R27.

Well, I'm a Duchess not a lowly Countess. There's a huge difference right there. As you can see.

They prob weren't filming LuAnn alone in Palm Beach so I assume we'll get the aftermath and reaction from all the ladies (Ramona must be giddy) and LuAnn's account via interview.

I wouldn't be surprised if LuAnn quite the show over this arrest out of shame or because she dosent want to discuss it on the show.

R32 Shame? LuAnn doesn't have an ounce of shame. Did you see the way she milked the hell out of her relationship with Tom in order to maintain relevancy on the show. She'll ride this till the wheels fall off.

R32. you are so correct. the shows are fun in the beginning but now all the girls are always working to get publicity and they will do anything for fame. its kind of pathetic that a 60yr old woman is arrested like this, her kids must really not like it. but its what they all signed up for i guess. they will do anything just like the kardashians to be noticed and its paid off very well for them.

I have a soft spot for violent women. What is she doing next Thanksgiving?

I'll bet 50-bucks it was Tinz and her Coupon Bear who were the ones who'd bailed out Lu.

LuAnn is now the Teresa Guidice of NY Housewives.

It’s a shame. I liked LuAnn years back when I was watching the show. She seemed to be the voice of reason. I always hated that fucking cunt Ramona.

I like Luanne. Shes probably taking her divorce really hard, seeing that her soon to beex is now dating her good friend.

All mink and no manners.

I think this side of Lu is why Bethenny hates her so much. Bethenny can barely hide her contempt for her, even when Lu and Beth are trying to get along...

It is pretty horrible what her former best friend said about her, as well as the "sources"..

I think old Lu DOES have a drinking problem and I blamed Tom's philandering for their marriage ending, but I think there is a dark side to the Cuntess!!!!

The summer before The Countess and The Count had divorced, Page Six had published an account of a drunken Countess' falling down drunk in a Hampton's restaurant parking lot. (Apparently, she was argumentative throughout the evening.) Upon The Count's attempt to drag her off to their awaiting car (with driver), The drunken Countess had apparently proceeded to slap the shit out of The Count for his efforts.

Lu conducted herself with such style and grace after her divorce from the Count. She picked herself up and was a shining example of how to deal with diversity and move on with your life. But ever since her marriage and divorce from Tom, she's gone to a dark place.

Now I believe the page six reports of her beating men in the face with her high heel and slapping Tom at the regency.

R43, the best way to deal with diversity is to embrace it.

;)

[quote] Countess LuAnn ARRESTED!!!

Oh don't make so much of it.....

Oh how the mighty have fallen. Very sad. I hope she can turn things around. I like her.

Moeny cant buy you... An uber.

LMFAO well I don't feel bad for this republicunt 1 bit. She voted for Trump and is casual friends with him (like Ramona and Sonja). She deserves it. Now she's going to be a fucking convicted felon lol. She probably went to Mar-a-Lago too since she's such a social climber.

I thought she was a Clinton supporting democrat? There's a photo of her and Bill Clinton on her instagram from 2016 I believe. And she was at his birthday party. So how is she a TRUMP supporting republican?

ok well at last season's reunion, Andy asked. LuAnn, Sonja and Ramona did not say who they voted for but all said they knew and were friendly to some extent with Trump. They didn't say anything negative about him but seemed uncomfortable to discuss politics further. Bethenny, Dorinda and Carole said they voted for Clinton. Tinsley said she didn't vote at all.

"Countess LuAnn ARRESTED!!!"

Sad, very sad. Her poor children. Though they are now adults, Christmas holiday memories will never hold the joyous sentiment they'd experienced during the youth. This is really shitty of her.

R51 they still want his friendship. That's all that is. Even after TRUMP showed his ass. They still wanna play coy. Fuck the three of them. Fuck them all.

You can bring a whore to culture etc.

If you want to restore class to this show, bring back Jill Zarin and center the show around her and her fabulousness.

The only difference between Lu and Dorito is Lu was caught.

Luann's apology tweet

lol I hate when people include "might" in their apology. I also hate when people use "if". LuAnn also included an excuse. No one cares-there's no excuse to behave like an unruly college co-ed when you're in your 50s. One would have thought her drunken stumbles on-camera last season would have been enough to make LuAnn want to "transform" herself.

Non apology apology. Classy!

I bet that's part of the reason the Count divorced her - her drinking problem. Has not heard that. And now she's just an old divorcee who likes to bounce on trampolines (judging by the Twitter avi above).

It's good for her storyline though. The fall from grace and her clawing back to redemption. But will Ramona forgive her?? (Even if Ramona was not there she will figure out a way to make it all about herself. Countess disappointed her! She looked up to her! How will she ever go on?? Oh Countess, how could you do that.. to Ramona???)

[quote] Non apology apology. Classy!

Not looking forward to the phony cast sister circle rallying around LuAnn that will no doubt happen during the rest of the season.

Oooh girl you’re a hot mess telling others about elegance is learned my friends. Eat. Your. Words. Bitch.

For a 52 year old woman drunk off her ass,she looks pretty damn good in those mug shots . I always liked her,even with her oh so grand affectations ,but shes an idiot when it comes to men. She should have let the count fuck whoever he wanted and kept her mansions and jewels and lifestyle intact.

R64 well she's part Native American so her skin isn't as awful as a lot of white women her age. Whatever work she's had done is minimal.

Ah, I've always had a soft spot for the blue-collar countess. I liked the way she climbed up and tried to be her idea of class-ay. But I think she's a binge drinker. Ramona, Tinsley and Sonja also all have drinking problems--cuz let's face it, being an alkie makes you a lot more prone to the public embarrassment that the RH franchise relies on.

And, yeah, Lulu's spot on the show is assured--give that bitch a center apple.

Quelle Surprise -

Jason Hoppy makes me feel "funny" inside and all twitchy back there.

r49 nailed it. Thread closed.

I'd LOVE to be able to read the text convo between Bethenny and Carole today. It must be filled with bitchiness and snark.

She was fall-down drunk in some of the episodes. It's not hard to see she's an alcoholic. She also hit and slapped her husband around. She is an entitled fame-whore variety of a narcissist. A 60 yr old mother who acts like a13 yr old mean girl is emotionally stunted. I have never seen her act mature. She starts a lot of drama and trouble and comes across as a jealous, nasty teenager or tries to pretend not to be one. She's a snob who also preaches class when she has none herself.

^ Narcissists get worse with age. Much worse. We haven't seen anything yet.

BTW, she's 52, not 60. She won't look anything like she does now when she's 60 even with plastic surgery due to the combination of drinking, plus the aging process really kicks in at some point during one's late 50's. Just the way it is.

Elegance is learned, my friend

R71 and don't forget how a few seasons ago, Carole and Heather said LuAnn lunged at Carole during the reunion. It was edited out for whatever reason so we never got to see it. I bet LuAnn was hopped on a bit of booze that day too.

This season's RHONY will be particularly loathsome, especially with the 116 flashbacks of B's 'begging' Lu not to marry the bald gargoyle.

She did nothing wrong! I think she is more 60 than 52. Whatever, I like her.

r74 holy shit i forgot about reading that. its cuz Lu brought up the ghostwriter drama again and Carole fought back by naming off all the violent antics Lu had with The Count back when they were married. I want nasty Carole back

WTF! Why did she release ANY statement???

She should have kept her mouth shut about it and allowed her family to enjoy whatever joy is left of their holiday together.

Whatta a stupid bitch. She's done.

R77 sadly Carole and Bethenny are both going to be fakely sensitive and caring towards LuAnn given her divorce and now this arrest. I'm sure their private text convos are hilarious though. They know their reputations would be damaged if they made fun of LuAnn, even if she deserves it.

B will have a field day with this as they are currently filming

I have always liked Luann. Can you imagine if one of your best friends is now girlfriends with your ex-husband? She is going through a dark time, leave her alone. These charges seem over-exaggerated anyway.

What the fuck is so special about Tom by the way. Did anyone else find him not attractive at all.

R81 LuAnn has gotten with at least 2 of the same men as Sonja. Harry Dubin (Aviva's ex husband) and of course Tom. LuAnn is not innocent herself.

This would never happen to a good college girl like Carole.

What R15 said. That's all the time this trash deserves.

Why would Carol need a ghost writer...she is a writer.

LuAnn's mother is still alive. She should just go up to CT and chill and reflect. (I'm assuming the kids are with their dad this Xmas, maybe skiing somewhere?) Seems like her siblings are down to earth and tight too.

As awful as this whole sordid story is, we can at least be thankful for the timing.

Carole must be on winter break now, so she'll be spared the razzing by other girls on her floor. Co-eds can be so nasty to the prettiest girl in the dorm.

How do you people know about these people? Do you actually watch this shit?

r88, none of my heroes of Lit Theory got arrested this week, so I'm stuck with chatting about the Countess.

LuAnn's home address, 30 John St., Sag Harbor, NY is exposed on the police report in OP's link. They should have blacked it out. i'm sure many of her fans know her address or can easily get it, but why make it easy for those who don't know. I'm just surprised it was crossed out. Especially given that there are a lot of crazies out there and she's a bitch with a lot of enemies.

Into fisting. Vaginal and Anal.

Her daughter was arrested not too long ago for a DUI. Only Noel has a clean record in that family these days. I'll always root for Luann. She dropped the faux classy bs some time back and embraced her party girl roots. Sure, she's getting older and needs to tone it down,but Tom did a number on her and she's probably still reeling from it.

R90 has been studying the Tao of Kevin Nealon

But what about RAMONA? How is all this attention on LuAnn making HER feel?

I love the mugshot photo (also in Town and Country magazine, tee hee).

BITCH WILL MURDER YOU. SHE IS TAKING NAMES. YOU WILL ALL NOT SEE IT COMING.

Oops, apparently she WAS going to kill them all!

"She was booked taken to Palm Beach County Jail at 1:25 a.m. after reportedly telling people prior to her arrest, "I’m going to kill you all," the state’s attorney said. She also allegedly slammed a door and kicked at least one police officer"

It was Florida...did she get ahold of some bath salts?

Noel has a clean record, and a clean little rosebud.

"On this episode of the real washed up elderly widows of LA...."

r88, why are you in this thread?

If she was a black woman kicking police officers. That situation would have gone in a whole different direction. And we all know it. Entitled white double standard at its finest.

If she was a black man she'd be fucking dead.

R102 exactly. Sad to say but that's very likely what would be the outcome. And they say white privilege dosent exist. It very well dose.

Ummm- if it would be a black man or a woman, it wouldn’t be news. Blacks behave this way every day. You bitches are crazy!

Such fine, classy people on that Real Housewives show. Perhaps losing her title was too much for her to bear. Or indeed, she just might be another fuckin' drunk injun!!!

R104 white people behave that way because they know they can getaway with it.

god i still love this whole thing so much. it's made for a HUGELY enjoyable christmas conversation topic with friends and family

R107 just said what I have been wanting to say!!!

And that mugshot is that of which legends are made!!

Lu, bitch, we SUPPORT YOU.

That mugshot gives me LIFE, chile.

Money can't buy you CLASS, hunties!!

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R108 exactly. I really am rooting for her because I truly believe she's not a bad person. Delusional? Yes. Alcoholic? Of course. Temperamental? Sure.

And I know Lu can stand most anything because after her horrific car accident with her and the children when they were still babies, I think she's able to move forward with anything.

[quote] She voted for Trump and is casual friends with him

I couldn't say how she voted since that is secret, but I do know where she put her cash. Perhaps after seeing how the DNC rigged things against Bernie she just couldn't stomach pulling the lever for Hill. Who knows.

"Real Housewives of New York" star Countess Luann de Lesseps contributed $2,700 to Hillary for America in December 2015.

damn, i wonder if the other housewives dislike her for being so fake, pretend to be a ladylike countess but in reality is an out of control violent drunk!

Which Housewife/PR firm are you R110?

I can certainly understand why he divorced her, violent drunks are hard to deal with and the following morning, they will just blame it on the booze and that it really wasn't them etc. I've come across this type before...

oh, i bet she's hating herself for giving up her title.

R110 - Are you speaking of the auto accident in the Swiss Alps, where her then husband had refused to help her when she telephoned him from a nearby farm house for assistance, causing her to hitch a ride from the farm owner, with her near hypothermic, shoeless children?

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R116 you forgot an unwashed pussy. Because after all of that we know it smells.

Lu's appearance in the photo @ R166 clearly shows she is still drunk from the prior evening. (Is the Sistah with her in the photo her court appointed PD?)

I had it written in but took it out of my post, r117.

[quote] i bet she's hating herself for giving up her title.

Most Americans don't know the hierarchy of "nobility". The hoi polloi don't care but in her social-climbing Sag Harbor/Park Avenue world it must be devastating she is no longer announced with the title.

Below, a ranking of the British nobility: Duke (Duchess) ... Marquess (Marchioness) ... Earl (Countess) ... Viscount (Viscountess) ... Baron (Baroness) ... Baronet (Baronetess) ... Knight.

To be honest I have to admit, "Countess" has a nice ring to it.

she's charged with four felonies and is likely facing jail time. she was an idiot for marrying Tom in the first place, as every single person on earth with brains knew it wasn't going to last. she really never got over the Count dumping her for the Ethiopian. just hope she let loose a few Indian war calls, which is what she likes to do when she's drunk!

Wrong thread, R111... you want one with the topic of why the DNC should have sidelined a career-long Democrat and given their party’s treasury to a not too bright, do-nothing Independent/Socialist, who never even bothered to change his party affiliation to theirs... still hasn’t, and never will.

wait when you have to stay the night in a a police station cell, do they not let you brush your teeth at all? That must be awful.

they also said her dress was soiled!

R119 you should have left it in.

bet she had to use the terlet while she was there!

LuAnn misses her $100 million dollar lifestyle the count provided her. Although I think she did say he gave her a really generous divorce settlement. And that he kept her in the lifestyle she became accustomed to.

The Count was a Count of no Accounts! He was not wealthy by any standards of the rich.

$100 mill,' my ass. The UES townhouse where she and the Count has resided during their marriage was a rental, a fucking RENTAL!

Yes . A rental . Not sure if she’s as loaded as she’d like us to believe . She really likes to put on the show .

I've heard that it was a rental. But I remember hearing Luann say that they sold the townhouse. So which one is it?

Well than how dose she maintain that house in sagharber New York?

Her ex husband the count he has money. When the show first started they had a much bigger house in the hamptons than luann has now. He had something in the bank.

The UES place was a rental. When she and the count had separated/divorced, she'd stated they'd given up the UES rental; and she and their children relocated to their Hamptons' home, full time, though temporarily until it sold per divorce. Gurlfriend effed up, big time.

Jill had the nicest house in the Hamptons, following by Kelly, followed by Ramona (who hadn't updated it since the 1980's) followed by Luann, if I remember correctly.

Just released photos of Luann's shoes from the night she was arrested.

R136's photo is a "plant." As tacky as Lu can be at times, she knows the wearing of white after Labor Day and before Memorial Day is an unforgiveable sin.

R135 - Exactly whose house does the one is your pix belong to? It surely is not one of the RHONYC ladies you'd mentioned. (See Kelly's former Hamptons home, below.)

R138: it's Jill Zarin's house. And it is truly stunning! Unlike the other ladies, she has REAL money (thanks to BawBee's family)

The shoes were light pink, r137. To go with her VS's satin undies.

I really liked Kelly's hamptons home. I forgot who it was but someone on the show once said Kelly was the richest one on the show. Referring to her NYC apartment and her house in the hamptons. Obviously this was before Bethanny's SG empire blew up. Now she's the wealthiest one on the show.

[Quote]Below, a ranking of the British nobility: Duke (Duchess) ... Marquess (Marchioness) ... Earl (Countess) ... Viscount (Viscountess) ... Baron (Baroness) ... Baronet (Baronetess) ... Knight.

Wow, Count/Countess are a lot higher than I imagined. I wonder how many counts and countesses there are in the world.

Where do Lord and Lady fall? Or is "Lord" what you're called when you receive a knighthood? And what about Dame?

titles are meaningless, pointless and elitist. In the US only morons would be proud of a silly title and only other morons would think those people are special.

Why isn't the Queen known as an empress?

r138 it is Jill's house..

So where's luann now? Is she still in palm beach or is she back in NYC?

I'm going to guess she's not in Florida. And if she's in Florida, she's not drunk.

r146 i have a feeling she's with her siblings in connecticut.....she's probably too embarrassed and will hibernate until filming starts up again

The monthly maintenance of the Sag Harbor house isn't all that much; about $1,600 a month for property taxes and homeowners insurance combined. Then the interior and exterior maintenance couldn't be that expensive given it's only a 3 bed/3 bath 2500 sq ft home on a large lot. That's upper middle class, not wealth. The NYC apt is a rental and very tiny, less than 1000 sq ft., the size of a typical, standard no frills or view, 2-bed, 2-bath apt.

I think she blew through most of her money from the divorce settlement and is living on what's left of it plus her income from the show. Her Count ex-husband was not as wealthy as she had claimed. Wealthy, but not the extreme wealth that she has claimed. Four felonies are going to cost her a bundle in fines and legal fees. But I doubt it will cost her her role in RHONYC. I mean I heard that the star of RHONJ is a felon who spent a year behind bars two years ago for fraud, tax evasion, falsifying legal documents, racketeering, and nine or so other counts. Once LuAnn is released from prison she'll probably become the star of RHONYC just like that neanderthal ape woman from NJ.

With few exceptions, they only cast trash; emotionally immature, self-absorbed trashy women who don't give a shit about anyone but themselves. They act like they are still in high school; members of a mean, nasty girls' clique.

I wonder how much her silly clothing line makes, if she gets a profit from it at all.

I'd guess she probably gets around $500k for a season on Real Housewives. She's not a draw like a Bethenny, Nene or LVP so there's no way she's getting $1M+.

Once she married Tom Foolery didn't the alimony payments also stop in addition to the loss of her title?

In almost all cases the alimony payments cease the day the receiver remarries. So she probably lost that income as well.

At this rate she'll have to sell the Hamptons home and just rent a small apartment on the outskirts of NYC where it's cheaper than in the city

She knows alcohol has a really bad effect on her and she becomes a crazy, out of control drunk, yelling at people, falling down, doing all kinds of stupid things. She has made enemies over her binge drinking. Common sense would say don't drink. It was just a matter of time until she committed a serious crime while under the influence. She knows what alcohol does to her. The lawyers are going to bleed her dry.

I'm waiting for Ramona to have a bad episode.

R153 see R134

well, look at it this way...she was a trending topic all yesterday, this scandal went viral and was reported everywhere, and it's widely known the show is still filming for the season and viewers will watch this play out in the second half of the season. Lu will absolutely be able to command a WAY higher paycheck for next season

^ If she doesn't serve time behind bars.

If she stays out of jail, r157.

I would be ashamed and embarrassed of her if she were my mother.

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Asshole pencil dick college student @ R93 she's a celebrity and a *female living alone* and her Sag Harbor house (her primary residence) is not secluded, long-driveway, gated, etc. It's also not set far back from the street either. Posting the police report without crossing off her home address compromises her security.

[quote]Countess LuAnn

Cuntess LuAnn

R163 = Simon

The LuAnn apologists have arrived.

Tranny LuMan looks like a smug cat that ate the canary in his mugshot. What dirty secret does he have hidden away in his head???

It must be nice to NOT get shot after kicking a cop.

If she truly kicked a cop she is headed for jail.

R167 you can say that again.

damn

Why would going to jail keep her from getting a good salary? Bravo loves criminals.

R167,

A good friend of mine is a cop. He gets physically assaulted by blacks every day. He said it’s just part of his job. He also said that whenever he gets a call, he feels fear when it’s because of black people- other races don’t make him feel afraid. He said it didn’t start off this way, but after doing his job for 15 years, he learned that black criminals are much more dangerous and behave erractically. It’s like Pavlov’s dog. Despite this, he never shot anyone or got physical back.

All of this anti-white BS has to be seen for exactly what it is.

r172 I have an acquaintance that is a cop who works at a prison in Texas. He has much the same to say about the black people there, that they act like animals and are always trying to push his buttons, and he's a sweetheart. But a large amount of the cause for that HAS to fall on the way they are treated - prison populations have high amounts of black people, they are more likely to be convicted and sent away than a white person who has the same crime - lack of education, higher poverty rate, etc. - the system is stacked against them. They're fighting it the way they know how.

You could change the word "Black" for "Aboriginals"in your post with regard to the percentage of Aboriginals incarcerated, r173. When it comes to Canada.

I also worked for Aboriginal groups in the far north of Canada and the lifestyle of their youth is so sad. It's a complicated situation. I don't pretend to have an answer.

Is her Native American heritage part of the reason why she can't handle her alcohol?

I thought of that too, r175.

Love the countess!!

Anyone remember Richard Lawson's episode writeups on Gawker, years ago? His version of "The Countess" was as this raw, tough-as-nails broad from the deep south who always had a cigarette dangling from her mouth and wasn't afraid to shoe a horse or jump on a runaway train, but would still get her heart broken by A Man. She was MUCH more interesting than the actual social climbing former-Countess.

I'll be surprised if she winds up convicted of four felonies; she doesn't have any priors that I know of. I'm guessing what's more likely is a plea bargain: she'll plead guilty to one felony, resulting in probation with random drug testing (they can test for alcohol now) and mandatory rehab which will include court-ordered AA meetings. Probably no prison time unless she gets a really hard-ass judge.

Now, if she ever gets so much as a Public Intoxication charge against her again, they'll throw the book at her. Hard.

me need wampum

If she assaulted a cop, in Florida, and it is proven, she will get jail time. Zero tolerance. It may be a pittance, but it will happen.

I saw her in the Hamptons a couple of summers ago . Was bombed out of her mind and by herself .... oddly staring blankly at myself and a group of friends. I’m sure there are pills involved too . Feel sorry for the kids of all of these entitled narcissistic people. Grew up with too many trustafarians myself . ‘ Get into drugs and other things very young a lot of the time and they almost always seem lost . Hope that’s not the case with her kids . With parents like these, boarding school is usually the better option as they can’t parent . I think Lu Ann’s kids went to prep so hopefully they turn out better than their mother .

The Florida judge - at the time she stood before him - told her 3 things (going from memory here):

1. Stop talking and listen 2. Get yourself a lawyer 3. These are serious charges

4. Lesbian Muff Monkey Porn

It would make her much cooler to have been incarcerated.

New tag line!

So which Wal-Mart did this happen at?

R172 anti-white BS? Please. In many cases it's calling out the bull shit of white supremacy. You can't enslave a group of people or put them through a system of apartheid and Jim Crow. Without being viciously dangerous and animalistic yourself. As well as all the many laws put in place by racist politicians to hurt anyone who isn't "WHITE". Mainly African Americans. So you're point dosent hold water.

And all of this anti black bull shit has to be seen for what it really is. Straight up hatered of the other. As it has been for centuries. Remember it was you're ilk who gave us TRUMP! So I think it's safe to say there's more anti black than anti white in America. please try again.

As my mother always say. Trouble is easy to get into. But hard to get out of.

I'm a big fan of lace.

I agree that there is more anti-black than anti-white in America.

How could there not be with the population imbalance? The difference is all blacks dislike/mistrust whites. Many whites dislike/look down on blacks.

Mario and Tom F'Agostino must be ROARING in the steam room.

I see the wackadoodle racists like r172-r174 have found this thread. Lol.

Honeychile knew this would happen. She tried to warn the Count!!

You all need to be cool ,don't be like uncool!!!

Luann is a better performer than Janet Jackson...

The Post reported a couple of hours ago that she was initially reported to the cops by a maid at a hotel where a random guy and the Countess broke into a hotel room they hadn’t paid for and were in bed . Then she locked herself in the bathroom . Wacky behavior . More like a 21 year old . Embarrassing .

That sounds like drugs were involved.

NY POST:

Luann de Lesseps drunkenly attacked a Florida cop after she was discovered trespassing in a hotel room — and in bed with an unidentified man, according to a police report released Monday.

De Lesseps, 52, and her male pal allegedly entered Room 407 at the Colony hotel in Palm Beach while a maid was finishing a turn-down service Saturday night.

A security guard who went to the room found the couple in bed there and told de Lesseps — who was registered to stay in Room 327 — and the man they had to leave, the report says.

Following “multiple attempts to get both subjects to leave over a five minute period,” the guard called for help, and two cops arrived around 9:20 p.m., finding de Lesseps and her longtime friend Julie Olson in the room.

Both women “appeared to be highly intoxicated,” and while Olson followed orders to leave, de Lesseps locked herself in the bathroom and refused to come out, the report says.

She finally opened the door when the guard began using a key on the lock, then allegedly shoved one of the cops — identified as “Officer O’Leary” — in the chest with her palm, then slammed the door on his face, “striking him in the forehead,” the report says.

After being handcuffed and put in the back of a police cruiser, de Lesseps allegedly slipped out of the shackles and tried to escape, screaming, “I’m going to f–king kill you” as the cops subdued her again.

She continued vowing that she was “going to f–king kill all of you” to both cops as she was brought back to the Palm Beach police station and tossed into a holding cell, the report says.

She was with an unidentified man and they were so drunk they went to the wrong room? Then when the cops showed up she was in the room with her female friend? Was this a threesome gone wrong?

Lu needs court-ordered AA/rehab, PDQ.

Send her NOT to a glamorous facility ala Kevin Spacey or HW, but rather to a cold-ass, concrete-walled Oregon state facility, where she'll be required to spend her time cleaning toilets and showers. Her cigarette smoking will be limited to two a day, in the cold-ass rain.

60 days.

180 days. Otherwise, her 60 days in the concrete walls of Oregon will remind her of the Berkshires, though without fireplaces and cashmere throws.

Threesome sounds like, r200. The male in question leaves and the two women are left behind. Drunken. Sex. Gone. Very. Wrong.

Lu and the aforementioned Julie Olson.

She will go to some posh rehab, not a Medicaid facility full of only court-ordered drug addicts. She will be heading to rehab in a few days, and most likely will be diagnosed there with Bipolar II, and started on the "right medications." Her lawyer will argue that the "bipolar" went undiagnosed and untreated and it was the "bipolar" that caused her to have this "reaction" to alcohol and act out. She will plead to some misdemeanors and pay some fines.

The next season of RHWNYC will focus on the Countess's new diagnosis of bipolar and how the bipolar has caused her to act out, not the drugs and alcohol. CZJ took this route and talked about being diagnosed with bipolar II while in "rehab" - she never called it rehab though.

This is how the game works for the (even mildly) rich.

Julie Olson is a realtor in Palm Beach. Looks like.

R205, No, no, Dahling - It was "Insomnia," an absolutely dreadful interruption to one's . . . happiness.

Lu, call me.

Julie Olson. Luann's "BFF".

R199 lol that was definitely Bethenny, Ramona or Sonja who got the scoop and reported to the post.

I keep coming back to that MUGSHOT!

Lu girl, you are giving me LIFE with that face, hunty!

Chile is NOT playing. You want to play with the Countess?

Let's play bitches!

But remember, Ms Lu-Lu will KILL ALL OF YOU!

If Miss Lu-lu wants to brea into a hotel room for a threesome, momma will be doing just that, hunties!

I hate when entitled people get drunk and/or high, act out inappropriately/aggressively and then claim it's just mental illness. LuAnn, like a lot of other celebs, just got shit-faced wasted and is an angry drunk. She's not crazy

At the beginning of this season's RHONY, watch for Lu's having a sole guest spot on WWHL with that hungry bitch AC to redeem her soul (paycheck).

Actually R211 she is crazy. Narcissists are emotionally stuck in adolescence, even if they can function in the real world and happen to be self-supporting. That's why she acts like a mean teen with Conduct Disorder. But narcissism is crazy. A person with NPD, like LuAnn, is crazy. Nothing normal about that (DSM) disorder. And when a narcissist is drunk WATCH OUT. They're 100x worse when drunk.

I don't like that she will get off light or possibly get away with this altogether all because of her celebrity status.

I also don't like as you pointed out that she is going to use mental illness (like Bi-Polar Disorder) or some other bullshit illness as an excuse. But the other problem with these people is that narcissists get much, much worse with age, not better. As a result we will be seeing more of this crap from her. A lot more.

The "I like Lu Ann", Lu Ann apologists will be along soon.

R213 Personality Disorders are not liked by those who pay a lot of money to get diagnosed with something else - and from my experience as a psychiatrist in NYC, bipolar is a popular one, as it really is an organic disorder that can be well managed with medications - and it is easier to blame bad behaviours on "being manic".

Personality Disorders are very difficult to treat with medication. They are not really an organic condition. There is not one single psychiatric medication approved by the FDA for personality disorders.

Yes, the Countess will be discussing, just as CZJ di in Good Housekeeping Journal, her journey finding out she is "bipolar" and how the "right" treatment saved her. I bet my Board certification on this happening. And her newly discovered "bipolar" will be used in her court case.

Seen it all the time.

Also R213 she is not "crazy" - she is using drugs and alcohol. These behaviours are very common in the context of substance abuse...I have moonlighted at jails/ER's and seen "crazy" people normalize as the drugs/alcohol in their system are metabolized. They then become tired and quite irritable and unpleasant. But not crazy.

When I was a resident at UCLA we used to have a betting game in the ER: meth or crazy; we had to wait for the drug screen to come back before calling out the winners.

So far, there have been no comments offering support from Lu's RHONY cast members - not one.

Curiouser and Curiouser -

This being said, if any DL-ers have come across any such statements, please share.

Bravo may have told them to film their reactions and only post something after?

When "Hollywood Royalty" Kim Richards had pulled similar shit at the BHH, her "Royal" behavior was rewarded with mandatory rehab and beaucoup hours of Community Labor and 52 mandatory AA meetings.

I think Bravo has told the lot of them to shut up for now - this is a sensitive issue, as LuAnn assaulted a police officer and Bravo doesn't want the LEO community angered. Their lawyers are hashing out some type of statements for them.

Don't ever accuse me of using a ghostwriter again, bitch.

The difference between Kim R and the Countess is that Kim had a long history of substance abuse and had been to rehab in the past. She couldn't pull a "it's my mental illness" rather than admitting substance abuse. Kim had already been arrested for running amok at the ? Polo Lounge?

"I think Bravo has told the lot of them to shut up for now . . . "

Alex and Simon are no longer under contract; Kelley Killoren Bensimon is no longer under contract; and neither are Cindy Barstool or George George's lovely daughter, Aviva, or Kristen/Kirstein, or Mama Heath -

^ Good point. The ones no longer under contract who are still friends with narcissistic drunk LuMan will be around to play it down.

me cry at harsh hands of whites

What kind of 3rd rate hotel was this ? They didnt know how to handle a drunken guest ? Obviously she thought she was in her own room,Im guessing the security guard acted like a little nazi and it pissed drunk Luann off. Had I been the clerk,id have had her stuff moved to the room she was in,or just charged her for another room.

R226 here are the rooms at The Colony. They start at $699 a night

She put her hands on a cop. This won't end well. This kind of behavior could get her bounced off the show. And, it should.

The Colony is a middlingly respectable, tolerably adequate, but stuffy hotel from the WASPy Palm Beach of an era long gone by. My grandmother stayed there in her dotage. If the management had wanted to be more accommodating and avoid embarrassment for a guest, they would have. Such a service is their metier. My guess is that the former countess had some unpleasant Colony history, and insulating themselves from this incident served the hotel’s interests

"I am going to kill you all."

Karma really hit the Bethenny haters from S3 hard. Kelly's child support also recently got cut off. Bye bye fab lifestyle. Cindy Barshop ended up broke...

^ Wasn't Lu's alimony cut off when she married Tom? If so that must have been a huge chunk of income gone. For nothing.

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Well preserved.

R199 a black person would not have been able to do any of what luann did to a cop. and lived to talk about it. And we all know it's true.

R235 = Barack Obama, continuing his race-baiting practices.

R236= a nasty ass deplorable continuing the dirty work of you're ass licking partner TRUMP and Bannon.

Fuck you. Goodnight!

[quote]R215 Personality Disorders are not liked by those who pay a lot of money to get diagnosed with something else - and from my experience as a psychiatrist in NYC, bipolar is a popular one, as it really is an organic disorder that can be well managed with medications - and it is easier to blame bad behaviours on "being manic". Personality Disorders are very difficult to treat with medication. They are not really an organic condition. There is not one single psychiatric medication approved by the FDA for personality disorders. Yes, the Countess will be discussing, just as CZJ di in Good Housekeeping Journal, her journey finding out she is "bipolar" and how the "right" treatment saved her. I bet my Board certification on this happening. And her newly discovered "bipolar" will be used in her court case. Seen it all the time.

Poo Shoes, really? You're pretending to be a psychiatrist now?

Julie Olsen now reported saying Luann knew the "mystery" and had dated him before. Olson also trying to salvage her reputation by saying she only got as close to the hotel hallway and was to "help" Luann. Olson saying she wasn't drunk as it "was still early in the evening" and that after the hotel fracas, Olson "went home, had a cup of tea and went to bed."

-- So, Luann bedded a guy she met in a bar "early in the evening"?

Was it the Captain Jack/Johnny Depp impersonator she hooked up with in St Barts? That would be the cherry on top of this story!

This is definitely a drug and booze-fueled threesome gone wrong.

Let us hope that this setback doesn’t keep The Countess out of the recording studio! It’s been too long since she lifted her voice (and our spirits) in song!

r242 oh its coming, actually.

Countess LuAnn was merely doing research in preparation for her triumphant Broadway debut as Roxie Hart.

Bravo might fire LuAnn or she might walk away from the show out of embarrassment.

Personally, I'd have a very hard time showing my face to people, r245. This was psycho.

First one to invite Luanne to an "early evening" NYE dinner party, put your hand up!

I don’t get the Luanne hate. She’s the least irritating out of all the NYC cast.

R248 - "Friend of Luanne"

FYI - The Colony Hotel is the setting for a weekly Gay happy hour on Thursday nights from 6-8pm in their Polo bar. And guess who is there every week in season? The prostitute-purchasing Don Burns.

Initial reports said Luann assaulted a firefighter. Later, more detailed stories don't mention anything about a firefighter. What's the deal?

R248 because she is the fakest of the fake. At least the other girls own their trashiness to some extent.

Rather romantic looking rooms - Despite some of the recent (ahem) activities.

When not picking up whores or drinking herself into oblivion in Palm Beach R250, the rich but ugly Ms. Burns consoles herself by luxuriating at her tony Nantucket getaway.

R254 - that house is currently on the market for $42,500,000 and its been for sale for quite some time.

Gorgeous place (I'd replace some of that art, though)

So, what is Luanne doing for NYE this year?

I'm actually kinda surprised by the LuAnn incident. I thought she was one of the few housewives who had their shit together. I would have expected this from Sonja or Ramona. But not LuAnn. She's just always come across as if she's in control of her life. I guess we all have weak moments.

R258 - "Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes."

r258 i've been rewatching all seasons of RHONY (such a good holiday break binge, btw) and i've noticed the nuances after this repeat viewing. There are so many scenes in the earliest seasons where it was clear Luann was already day drunk doing the most minute things. Also I noticed how calculated Jill was this whole time and how Ramona used to have a weirdly higher pitched voice?

R260 I guess so.

When I re-watched the last few seasons I came to the conclusion Lu Ann has every one of the signs of NPD/Narcissism. (Ramona too.)

And she's an alcoholic. Alcohol abuse is bad enough, add a personality disorder that can't be treated, medicated or cured = real bad combination. Lu Ann is 52 going on 15. She's like a juvenile delinquent, with her argumentative demeanor and controlling manipulative manner.

Maybe they'll make Lu Ann the star of the show, like RHONJ did with their felon cast member, the Tre-Ape.

r262 Lu was essentially the star of her large family. she was the tallest, prettiest, most athletic, and had the most potential to actually do something. so she was coaxed into pageants where she then led that to a modeling career, which led her to believing she could be a television personality (it worked) and 100% lucked out by bagging a wealthy aristocrat.

r263 let me reiterate....she became a television personality because she gave Silvio Berlusconi a sloppy BJ or ten. she gives no fucks whatsoever.

I need a shower after reading that, r264.

Her mother's advice to Lu when she called her on the verge of an emotional breakdown because of how lonely she was living in the Swiss Alps: "Take valium!" and Luann says, "I already am!" Is it any wonder that we're at this point?

Sonja showing her support to Lu in a covert way...she didn't have to post this (especially considering these were taken a week ago) but I think it's her subtle way of saying she'll stand by Luann.

She'll plead down to a misdemeanor simple assault or APO and get probation with required treatment and counseling. I've never seen anyone in my jurisdiction get jail for a first offense like this. If they do they have a shitty lawyer.

If I had the money to do so, I'd bet 10-grand it was her bed companion's wife who'd walked in on them and called the cops because Lu refused to leave. (Such indignity!)

Upon finally reaching her room (staggering is so disorientating) and finding Lu in bed with her man, the pissed off, enraged wife had yelled, "Get the EFF out of my room! I paid for this room!" A rambunctious hair-pulling tussle had then ensued; thereby, leaving the former Countess, in her drunken, barely covered nakedness, on a scratching synthetic rug. (I'd be pissed off and fired up as well - about the scratchy rug, that is.)

R258 again, this isn't the first reported violent incident. Last year she was reported to have slapped Tom in a restaurant. 2 years ago she lunged at Carole during the reunion. We never saw any of this though. This third and most dramatic incident is the first one she's actually gotten in trouble for. There may be others we don't know about.

Some nurses can be bitchy btw. Before she was a model, she was a nurse.

Fine, r269. So how does Julie Olson figure in all this? The 3rd female (and very close friend of Lu) who was reportedly found in the room with them.

Imagine what her kids and those closest to her have seen and endured. When it comes to people like this we only see a fraction of their overall behaviors. I'm sure she's done a ton of awful things we've never seen. Her appalling behaviors aren't limited to the events on RH or social media. Lu has no problem crossing the line. Just because she got away with it other times doesn't mean this is the first time she has broken the law. She is one selfish, nasty, toxic bitch.

I remember when they all vacationed together at St Bart's and during the night when everyone was asleep Lu brought a strange guy into the house they were renting, a married guy no less. The next morning when some of them were confronting her about it, she got all nasty and defensive and jumped down the throat of every one who said one peep about it. She was nasty, not apologetic.

I would have been angry if a friend did that, especially while I was asleep. She had met this guy in a bar and she brings him into the rental house, both were drunk, during the night, to spend the night with her and then verbally attacked every one who complained about it to her.

She may be tall, but Lu never grew up. She's a pos who has gotten away with a lot of crap. She has no boundaries and doesn't care about anyone but herself. We only see a glimpse here and there of her out of control juvenile behaviors. Whenever these behaviors exist there's always a lot that we never see or hear about.

"When people show you who they are, believe them." Maya Angelou

r272 i'd rather be friends with a shameless slut than a grade A cunt whose MO is deflecting every single personality flaw that she has onto other people and pretending to be a victim in every fucking situation.

Has Countess Luann becomes the new DL FAV replacing Lindsay Lohan?

Yeah, R273 except Luann's puss must be stinker than Cheryl's. So I'll side with Bethenny but only for that reason.

r274 this is essentially the Real Housewives of New York Season 10 (Part 1 ) thread

want pee pee in my teepee

R273 They're both awful, each in their own way.

BTW, Bethenny and Fredrik's new real estate show will be starting next month.

She could always just change her name to Countess

me ask wakantanka for wealth, that I might have white man power

I want to see LuAnns pussy. She seems to get a lot of action down there. I just want to see what she has between her legs. She seems to be a lose woman with her wild mischievous behavior.

The season ten reunion is going to be crazy as hell. They may even get a 4 part speaciel just like the Atlanta ladies did for their 9th season.

R233 please no. I may have to stop watching if that's the case.

NY Post reporting Bravo won't fire her. In fact, her role may be expanded.

Of course they won't fire her. They've re-centered the entire New Jersey show around a convicted felon who went to prison for crimes she committed ON THEIR SHOW. Not only will they not fire LuAnn, they'll give her a sympathetic "rebuilding her life and family" arc.

Just released CCTV of Luann in Sag Harbour.

LMAO that anyone would think Bravo would fire her when she's the only one providing story for the last 2 successful seasons and now apparently season 10 as well.

I assume Bravo cameras weren't around?

Who wants to bet Bethenny will get "mysterious" texts with photos/videos of this mess?

I love Bethenny. She is the only one with great looks and class on that show. She feeds the people and helps the world and has a great brain and fast mouth. The rest of them all seem so tacky.

R289 = Bethenny! Hello!! you need to get your eyes checked! she is fucking ugly! class? LOL.

none of these people have class, they are all nuts and medicated.

Damn, that pix at R267 looks like three elderly hookers after a very long career on the streets. Sonja looks hard and well rode.

Who on RHONY is better looking than Bethenny?

She may not be a beauty, but in the land of the blind the one-eyed woman is queen.

R267 Trump supporters unite!

i have seen sonja in person, granted this was a long time ago but she looks great in person, much better looking than on tv, she was in a deli buying a sandwich for a kid she was with, probably nephew etc, she was much thinner and I was surprised that she looked good in person.

with that nose, Sonja cannot be beautiful

I think Sonja has the biggest heart out of the bunch. She was very, very different in her first season. Very compassionate to everyone concerned in the Scary Island debacle. She's also ultra sensitive and is easily hurt which makes her all the more human. No, I'm not Sonja or Sonja's intern or Frenchy.

Sonja is just another entitled wannabe social climber. The shit with her "interns" is nauseating too. Maybe she's not evil but she's definitely selfish and self-absorbed.

^ She has all of the signs of a sociopath. Every single one. Most of them are charming to throw us off, but she is a classic sociopath.

For one example of many, she was sued for fraud against a Los Angeles production company. When she was confronted about the hundreds of thousands they lost (everything they owned) because of her lies and fraudulent behavior she shrugged her shoulders and was flippant, "You win some, you lose some." No remorse or conscience about it.

And this is just one example of many, indicative of sociopathy.

Now back to The Cuntess. Who lost her title.

Lulu has entered rehab. She most likely is done with filming for the rest of the season.

she'll be at the reunion

Why must there be a big announcement by her? Just check yourself in and get better if that’s what you really want.

But no, there has to be press, FB posts, people mag story, a band and parade. Truly, an entitled bitch. Throw the book at her.

She just fucked the whole season up. Bravo should just fire her ass over this whole incident.

Are you joking, R305? Andrea Cohen loves her jailbirds, but she can work with a classy rehab storyline. I wonder if she’ll try a WWHL field trip, so she can make her usual dreary booze jokes “Live” from the cuntess’ dry-out get-away?

this show is shit anyways and what kind of show is it gonna be if she won't be drinking after rehab?

She only needs to spend 28 days there and then she can return in all her new-found rehabbed glory.

R306 lol Andy made a special WWHL episode of traveling to her place in the Hamptons for a sit-down interview about Tom last year so I'm sure we'll get another one when she's "in a good space". He also had one with the Giudices just before Teresa went to jail.

On Love & Hip Hop Hollywood last season, one of the cast members had an intervention and went to rehab for 30 days and she only missed 4 episodes. No way is LuAnn going to be stop filming for the rest of the season now. They'll edit the whole season to accomodate it, this will be the main storyline.

Rehab will only address the drinking (and if she's abusing drugs, them too) but it will not address the narcissism. Post-rehab she'll just be a clean, sober narcissist. Until she starts drinking again.

Lu, call me.

I lost 30 lbs. during my 5-month 'vacation' at a lovely spa in W. VA.

Picture of Ramona in her late teens/early 20s. Damn, I really thought it was Avery for a second.

she's doing this pre-emptively to get on the judge's good side before she has to be back in court. I'd be SHOCKED if she never drinks again!

They should call this show what it is: "Dumb Cunts Nobody in New York Society Cares About"

They are not society women. They're housewives.

I wonder if LuAnn is who Bethenny was hinting at when she said or implied that at least 1 RHONYC cast member does coke.

They All do coke!!

One season everyone piled on Ramona about her drinking, and then last season they all did the same to Sonja. LuAnn seemed under everyone's radar, but I wondered about her after the Johnny Depp-pirate incident, and last year when she fell in the bushes.

r317 they all do. every last one of them

Andy Cohen is looking out for Lu. He is a good friend to them all. He and the NY cast share a dealer.

Dose luann have the kind of money that can afford rehab especially the really ritzy ones? All of this started at the colony hotel in palm beach where rooms start at $699 according to someone up thread. What kind of money dose she have. Can she really afford to blow that kind of money on a few nights at a hotel? And then there's the legal fees that will come with a really good lawyer. That's going to add up fast. I was always under the impression that her ex husband the count left her finally strong after their divorce. Lu better get it together or she's going to be broke if she isn't already or close to it.

Financially strong I meant.

R316 "Housewives" who have regular cleaning ladies or maid service. They don't do any housework. They aren't married, therefore they are not wives, and they aren't homemakers. But they are called housewives when none of them are housewives.

"The Divorcees of New York City" would be more appropriate.

Her ex, Tom, was surprised to learn she was in Palm Beach at the same time he and his girlfriend were, especially since she has no ties there.

Can anyone explain why threads like this are crossed out? They're hardly controversial. I've seen this a lot lately with threads that don't seem like they would offend anyone.

I love the way r322 spells

R327 I don't know about the other threads but this thread offends some of the NYC Housewives because no one else would care that much to the extent of it being crossed out.

I am sure Fredrik (and husband Derek) who are both gay men know about the DL which means Bethenny knows which means Lu Ann knows. They got as many people as they could to cross it out. No, it's not really that far-fetched. Because no one else would care that much.

Except that nothing is crossed out you loon.

Yes, it is moron.

Not for sane people it's not. Check your meds.

It is crossed off.

It is crossed off for me too.

I don't know if DL is that big of a force these days that celebs of any level (even lower level) would care about threads trashing them. It doesn't seem like that many posters post here anymore

^ Yes but these celebs like LuAnn are narcissists. And they do care. Narcissists do care what others say and are obsessed with what others think of them. Part of the disorder. For example Trump is a narcissist and he is everywhere promoting himself and spinning the facts to fit his distorted reality and make himself look better than he is. Narcissists have an exaggerated sense of self-importance. Another major aspect of Narcissistic Personality Disorder is an obsession with their image. Or I should say obsession with the *false* image they portray.

R328 is an asshole.

People are just jealous

Threads like this are so depressing. I wish you people would read a book now and then instead of gorging on this type of insipid entertainment.

R338 it an escape from reality. That's why people come to DL.

Luann doesn't have REAL money. How could she? She never worked, she never built anything. The Count wasn't that rich and all she seems to have done for the past 20 years is been an aging party girl. She has a small house in Sag Harbor, probably a million or so and a teeny apt in NYC that the Count probably pays for.

I will never understand why people like luann who are so privileged and well connected don't start businesses early on. Bethanny is really smart. She built an empire and now she's the wealthiest one on the show. Which is interesting because she had no money when the show started. And now she's buying up real estate left and right. No one on NYC housewives can compete with her financially. Sonja, luann, and so many others haven't taken advantage of their positions to truly secure themselves financially in life the way so many others would have.

And with her AID with the recent problems in Puerto Rico, Bethenny has become a philatist of note. She's very talented, a real hustler. She's the new establishment.

She can always go back to nursing!

You have to care about others to be a good nurse. I can’t see Lu being good at that!

lol LuAnn was only a nurse for a couple years until she jumped at a random modeling opportunity. That shows how unstable she is. Nursing is a stable job. The promise of making it big in modeling is always a risk. After that it was pretty much a given she'd find some rich guy to marry since only top models get paid well and she was not one of those.

R341, not everyone has a mind for business. Look at all the HW-related businesses that went belly up.

R346 very true. But that's also why they have business managers to help guide you in the right direction to insure success in whatever you're trying to do. A lot of these women need a Kris Jenner type business manager. What Kris has done for her family in terms of business success and the type of wealth they now possess is extremely unbelievable. Reality tv can definitely work for you if have the right business and management team behind you. Something a lot of these housewives don't seem to have. Also kandi from Atlanta is another great success.

I'd be curious to check the sales of the "Countess Collection" the week before and now since her arrest.

Well, well, well . . "The Count" wants Lu to change her last name because she's embarrassed him with her recent shenanigans in Palm Beach.

Lu: Not happening. Go cry to your 'Ethiopian Princess' you were effing for years behind your children's back, and traumatizing them with this knowledge, while we were married.

Dear r342. Philatist means "a stamp collector" Did Bethenny begin collecting them? You probably thought it had something to do with philanthropy. Another DLer trying to sound smarter than they are.

R 349 I was wondering how she could get remarried, use her new husband's name for almost a year, and then go back to her ex's name almost a year later when the marriage failed, especially since the Count and Countess have been divorced for a long time and her children are not minor-aged children where there is a more valid reason to have the same name.

I don't blame him for being angry that she went back to using his name. That seems rather bizarre to me. She really has no business using his name. Under the circumstances I wouldn't like it either. I am not a lawyer but doubt there is anything he can do about it.

^ Oops, I meant R349, sorry about the accidental spacing.

She was married to him for many years and has two kids with him, R351. Doesn't matter how old the kids are now. It's a name that many people associate with her.

Is she supposed to go back to using her maiden name? Plus, she was the 4th woman upon which this guy bestowed his surname so I doubt he's really concerned about besmirching its reputation.

LuAnn was crazy to divorce the Count. She was his 4th wife. She should have let him have his dalliances while having some of her own.

The Count wanted the divorce; not Lu. She didn't have a choice.

He probably given her an immediate ultimatum, involving not only alimony, the children's support, and his last name, in order for her to maintain all.

It was his fourth divorce; he'd learned to played hardball by the time it was Lu's turn.

What is so awful about going back to her maiden name? The majority of women who get divorced do it, some even before their children are over 18 and out of school. Millions of divorced women do it everyday. Nothing awful about it. Going back to his name and using his name again seems desperate. Especially since she changed her name to Tom's name when they got married.

It's not "awful" to go back to the maiden name, R356. It just doesn't make sense if you have been long known by your married name. Especially professionally. Especially if you are famous.

Should Kris Jenner go back to her maiden name?

r338, I've read over 80 books this year. Reading doesn't magically take away the need for entertainment that helps you decompress.

r338 and you're trolling on Datalounge. who needs to get over gorging on insipid entertainment?

R350 sure is dumb.

Hope she dosent end up broke and bankrupt after all of this foolishness. She's to old to be acting crazy like this. She reminds me of someone I know. I hope she gets her shit together.

I don't watch the show. Does she have a decent relationship with her kids?

^ Narcissists never make good parents.

r362 for what its worth, ive never found her to be a particularly deplorable mother. she is definitely a narcissist, but i think she did okay with her kids. victoria is highly sexual (look at her instagram) and was arrested for a DWI early this year, though, if that tells you anything. but her nor noel appear to be awful. if anything, noel seems really grounded, if not a little slacker trustafarian-esque

Remember when she paid for Noel to have hiphop breakdancing lessons?

The 'Andy Cohen NY Eve' thread with almost 350 replies is also crossed out. Can't convince me that some of the RHONYC cast members aren't on these threads.

I had a look at her daughter's Instagram for the first time the other day. Even by RH standards, she's a desperate attention whore. The secondhand embarrassment nearly killed me. Her "art" is dreadful as well.

WTF @ R367. The Count and Lu must be very proud.

Like I said narcissists are terrible parents. They have no parenting skills and are emotionally abusive. Even the ones who aren't physical abusers are still emotional abusers. They do not provide their children with the proper guidance and support. They depend upon their children for support when it should be the other way around. All narcissistic parents rob their children of their childhood.

My siblings and I had to learn things the hard way or on our own. We had to cut ties with our parents many years ago, as narcissists get much worse with age. Plus we didn't have very many fond memories since everything was always all about them and their insane, endless drama.

The daughter clearly has a drinking problem just like LuAnn.

Some kids are just difficult to raise and knowing that I am not into blaming moms for everything gone wrong with their kids. But LuAnn was a poor role model for her kids.

Anybody recall the episode where Lu abandoned a 10-year old Noel with nanny/housekeeper to go party with her 21-year old niece?

Though Noel appeared to be heartbroken, he was better off with the nanny/housekeeper.

I am sure that wasn't the only time she did that. It's not hard to see she thinks of herself first.

She's a "socialite" so she has to be out on the town and seen and photographed. You know. They all want to be on page six the next morning.

Meanwhile Bethenny rang in the new year with Kyle Richards, Rita Ora and Paris Hilton. Hustlers.

HAHAHAHAHA!

Paris is actually wearing Kyle's too-tight, too-short dress that Kyle had worn in this season's RHOBH Vegas episode!

r375 you just fucking know B wishes she was a cast member on Beverly Hills, to be with REAL wealth, instead of the paupers in NYC

Where's Rita Ora?

Next to Kyle, above Bethenny, R378?

Noel and Victoria need relocate to EU / NA to live with their father. Immediately. Permanently.

I believe Lu's daughter was also kicked out of a number of high schools - or left - but still that calls into question some problems or issues. And I also remember when Luann when the kids came to Southampton, I think, they ran to hug the maid but not to Luann!

r381 luann and the children had a very weird codependent relationship with their nanny and Lu seemed genuinely sad when she quit.

I'm rewatching season 4 and IMO Luann was absolutely on fire. The lines she threw out in confessionals and in every confrontation were hilarious.

Luann wasn't the only one asked to discontinue their name...

Wow her daughter sure has a manly face.

^ Well, she is LuMan's daughter.

R379 that's not Rita Ora. That farrah Kyle's daughter. Her oldest daughter actually. I was wondering why would Rita be hanging out with this circle of people. There's no relation at all.

It's Rita Ora dumbell. Check Bethennys twitter if you don't believe a man who knows.

R388 BITCH it's not that serious! Keep those stankin bloody panties on hoe. In the photo posted the girl in the middle is Kyle's daughter. I went to Bethannys instagram page. And Rita is in the third photo of the photo slide. But the picture on this thread isn't of Rita. You dumb ignorant bitch. Please go get you're eyes checked. Because you can't see to well or even tell who is who in a fucking photo. Deplorable ass skank.

Learn to spell before you come to correct me R389. I've read some of your other posts. You are obsessed and insane. Get help.

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oh girls, do we HAVE to scuffle in MY thread?

LONG LIVE LU!!!

When is her next etiquette book coming out?

"Cuffed with the Countess" coming May 2018.

R390 no more insane then you're stupid ass. And no you're a hoe ass bitch with stained bloody panties.

BITCH!!!!!!!

r396 Kristen Taekman, is that you? you've gone off the deep end, girl.

Watching how pathetic Andy Cohen was on the NYE special gave me some hope that his Housewife franchise would finally end. It has lasted much longer than it has any right to. How does it maintain any cultural relevance when like Andy himself it is not funny, not entertaining, and deeply stupid?

La Publicite! (La pooblissettay)!!

R398 and yet here you are commenting and talking about Andy and his housewives. It's okay. We know you're a fan.

The housewives can run without Miss C.

Hanging out with Rita Ora and Paris Hilton (whose combined body count rivals the Holocaust) is something to brag about now????

Kyle and Bethenny are lifelong best friends. Paris is family and I guess Rita got into the posse by screwing over the Kardashians. They all hate the Ks.

R403 Kris Jenner is one of Kyle's best friends. And kris is also very close to Kathy Hilton and has been since the 80s. Kathy threw baby showers for khloe and Kendall. Only close friends do things like that. So no they don't hate the kardashians.

Why do all of these assholes have drinking problems? I don't get it. What do they have to be unhappy about? These women have it made in the shade. Luann better get over it.

R405 Having a lifelong personality disorder is miserable. There is no treatment, medication or cure for NPD. They get themselves into one mess after another, sometimes legal messes, take no responsibility and get into constant arguments over that. One conflict after another. They don't learn lessons and they don't learn from their mistakes because they don't think they are wrong. They think everyone else is nuts.

They know they are hated. They know people trash them. They don't trust anyone. Their lives are one big drama-fest. They are miserable people who get worse with age. They also get more paranoid with age. Horrible way to live. Many of them self-medicate.

Money doesn't bring happiness in some cases. I'd rather be middle class without a personality disorder, than be rich with a personality disorder.

Reports are that Carole skipped classes to be there for Luann. No word yet on how that will affect her final grade.

I don't think Carole to much care for luann.

Dear r408, Are there many other DL followers from the Philippines?

🤗. I'm here, R409!

Money can't buy you ca-lass, Narcissistic personality disorders are earned, my frie-nd.

R409 I'm not from the philippines. What do you mean? I'm American.

Dear R408. Please read your post. Are you a Gaysian?

Sonja would like to let everyone know that we need to stop diabetes!

Breaking news: Bobby Zarin has passed away from thyroid cancer.

What a shock! It looked like his radiation was working in R415

R415 Very sad RIP to him.

I wonder if Jill is gonna get everything or if he has brothers and sisters who will want to take Zarin Fabrics from her??!

Im sorry for Jill. She seemed to really care about him,and it was obvious he adored her.

That was the one relationship which always brought out the best in Jill.

Andy, take her back!!!

Bobby always seemed like a lovely man. Stayed out of the fracas, supported his wife and was a class act. RIP.

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Jill will definitely be invited back on the show

Why was Ramona absent from the service. Even Aviva showed up.

Ramona was there. She is way down the Daily Mail article, but she made sure to pose for the cameras.

Thanks. I didn't see Ramona in the US Weekly coverage and she wasn't even mentioned. Did Mario and his giant cock show up, too?

Did Rey attend?

There is really no way to indicate that these were Bravo or RHONY cameras.

If LuAnn had stayed with Rey none of this would have happened.

Season 11 will be Jill's triumphant return. I can feel it.

Jill will be back. It will be good for her to have the show to focus on and Bravo will want to explore the reconciliation with BF. Throw in the recent LuMan drama and you've got a stellar season.

I doubt she'll be back for this season other than maybe the funeral cameo. They wrap in March.

^ I agree.

If what they've filmed so far is dull and lifeless they'll squeeze Jill in. If they wrap in March it gives them 2 more months. They'll just edit Tinsley and Co-ed Carole out.

Bethenny posted a pic of her and Jill today on instagram. Also earlier today, she followed Jill on Twitter. It's coming, y'all.

ide contribute to see luann in prison with a cam on her and her cell mates who abuse her....

be fun huh.

long as they straighten her out and turn her to the Lord....

Would they bring her in at the end of filming?

Poor Bobby, all alone in the eternal steam room waiting to be joined by Mario...

And Tom F'Agostino.

And Rey.

I hope you are not insinuating that Bawby liked the peen when clearly he was rock hard for Jill.

where is the footage of some guard using a mop to open her big ole meat curtains while she passed out cold?

LuAnn gives the impression that she could more than handle herself in a prison situation. I wouldn't want to mess with her. She's not as mellow as Martha Stewart or a fat crybaby like Abby Mee Miller. LuAnn would be running the joint.

^ Maybe, but not upon arrival when she's the newbie, during the initial phase and general initiation that likely takes place.

Is Lu being filmed in rehab?

If LuMan does time it won't be on Rikers Island. She'll go to a lovely little cottage with bars on the windows.

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This will make for an interesting season as a lot of the conflict seems to be external rather than petty fights between the ladies.

¡Viva Aviva!

Here's what all these NY cunts are going to get!

^ He is so fucking ugly and vile.

holy facelift!

Hey cunt @r450 - I know what you need...

That pathetic excuse for a man is disgusting. I hope his family and friends are embarrassed for him.

Clearly Aviva was using him for shock value and he was more than happy to oblige. Aviva's theatrics were always entertaining, but you could always tell she was "acting".

I was glad they both left.

You all just want to suck George's THICK, MEATY COCK.

Chic, C'est La Vie

oops....

Lu is out of rehab and is entering her "true renewal" phase, including a new hairstyle.

LONG LIVE LU!

hey! that looks just like Bethanny's hairstyle!!!!!!!!

Jill is baaaaack

Ramona and Jill and many other women are apparently in Morocco, but I don't think it's being filmed.

Ramona for sure will be asked to film on her own phone camera. That's way too good of an opportunity to not have it be used on the show.

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Avery seems to be a little too grounded considering how fucked up her parents are. I have a feeling she'll be unraveling herself after her 20s.

Ramona was and still is a terrible model for Avery. Yes, she got her daughter through college but she also exposed her to bars/nightclub life and drinking in her impressionable teens. Ramona, the barfly, has normalized heavy drinking. If Avery ends up with a drinking problem in the future she'll wonder why.

All the way around (emotionally stunted in adolescence) Ramona is a bad role model for young women, including her own daughter, not too mention she has narcissistic personality disorder. I guess that explains why Ramona thinks so highly of narcissist Trump. And voted for him.

r467, I hope Avery and Carole both read your post. Ramona is a terrible role-model for the younger set.

Did I hear correctly that one of the West Coast shows had one of their ladies arrive late for drinks with a hippie-lady? And they milked it for 4 eps?

Sounds compelling...

Behavior on a fake reality show does not always translate to real life. Ramona is clearly a great mother given how Avery has turned out and how close they are. She isn't running away from her mother like the OC daughters.

Nice to see LuLu making light of her arrest in the RHONY trailer and making an appearance on WWHL plugging her cabaret show in the process.

r471, this is Bravo. Even suicide did not get in the way of a show.