Attention blue light shoppers - Kmart Christmas music

I remember working retail and by this time in the season, I was hearing our holiday music tape in my SLEEP.

"Please have the service desk approve your check."

ugh.

Now on YouTube!

I love it!!!!

Oh no OP, you are going to draw the ire of Gap Playlist Guy. He has firmly marked DL as it territorially by pissing on an incredible number of threads and shunning other retail music.

Gap Playlist Guy can eat me.

Gap Playlist Guy should be bowing down to whoever programmed this schlock. It paved the way for what he loves.

Gap In-Store Playlists are REAL SONGS and REAL MUSIC, expertly sequenced.

Thanks for the idea to put full Gap In-Store Playlists on my YouTube channel!

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

And you think this isn't "real music?"

Of course you don't. Fetid suburban trash.

The exquisite December 1994 Gap In-Store Playlist:

There is something sinister about this kind of music. It gives me the creeps.

I warned you.

R6 I know, and I appreciate it.

Gap Playlist Trash Troll doesn't faze me.

[quote]shunning other retail music.

Just stating the truth, R6. Plus, I post Gap In-Store Playlists to prove how incredible they are.

OP, the phrase is (was) "Attention Kmart Shoppers ... " not "blue light shoppers."

In ancient times I worked at K-Mart as a stock boy. I don't they they piped the festive holiday tunes into the stockroom as it might have encouraged us t o stop working and break into song, like this....

I was once a K-Martian too, R18. Remember getting paid in cash so you could spend it before you got out the door?

Poor K-Mart. Slayed and gutted and then sold off for parts. A once beloved institution, spend its last, sputtering breaths as a buffet for the elite hedge fund investors that must feed at an ever increasing rate.

The ghost of Montgomery Ward echos in the distance, a future uncertain.

*bows to applause*

And poor G.A.P. It’s a sitting duck for the hedge fund set. Maybe the gap troll can buy the music catalog in liquidation.

Double trouble

R22 is like hardcore porn for hedge funders.

I much prefer The K-Mart Musik Troll than the insufferable GAPing A-Hole guy who shits on every thread. He's blocked so I can have some peace.

For Holiday 2001, Gap CEO Mickey Drexler gave all employees a CD of Gap Holiday music!

He's possibly our oddest little troll.

It's far better than the shit they blast now in stores these days - it's all repetitive shit teen pop catering to fangirls.

The intercom announcements are funny.

Youtuber comment:

[quote]I'd rather hear this than Mariah Carey screeching about what she wants for Christmas.

Anyone remember the KMart cafeteria style restaurants? I used to go there as a kid. It was a sit down restaurant, not just pretzels and such.

This playlist is like the WPIX Yule Log, sans flaming wood.

Will be listening to this as we trim the tree