John Cena is Perfection

And obviously there's this

Yummy. He should run for office. Unless hes a repug, then he will automatically lose. Even in Alamaba, the most conservative state in the union.

Can't wait for the trolls to try to act like AL is some liberal paradise. Like they tried to say about VA which had a republican majority in the state house...

John's most definitely on our side.

First celeb ever to grant 500 make a wish requests

he needs to run in 2018

I think he's a good guy.

Looks wise, he's got the bod. He has a face like Droopy's.

Doubt a Rethug would do this

Hmmmm

Think he’s gonna be the new Rock in films (like we need another one).

He’s got a film coming out early next year that looks absolutely awful. Just like Dwayne Johnson. Shitty films.

Shitty films are just a vehicle for great gifs like R8 posted. I would LOVE John Cena on the ballot. He's from my native New England too. But I just know he wouldn't want to alienate his fanbase. Professional wrestling is surprisingly trans partisan.

He really seems like he's a great guy. I'd vote for him in a heartbeat.

Doesn't he have a gay brother who he's been supportive to? Maybe [R10] can tell us? John definitely would keep you warm on a cold New England night...

Yeah but his brother isn't much to look at

Yes, John Cena has been publicly very supportive of his gay brother. AND his brother's husband is black. And yea, he got kissed on the mouth by a guy on video and didn't flinch. Not many straight allies even would do that.

[quote] . He should run for office.

Qualified people who actually know something about public policy and who have an interest in helping people should run for public office, not random celebs whom you find to be attractive.

Disagree R15. Fouding Fathers were people from all kinds of different backgrounds and some had no governing experience before continental congress. We need people with government experience in office for sure but there is a lot of benefit from having people who come from completely different backgrounds as well. It makes the congress more representative of the country. And MANY prominent politicians today distinguished themselves from their peers only because they are attractive, look at Paul Ryan. How many people go through conservative think tanks like he did that could have run for office and have a better handle on policy. He ran because he is good looking.

Paul ryan is ugly. Harsh features and zero charisma. Not to mention stupid.

We are getting off track anyway

His body is insane

The up close and personal game that him and Harry Connick jr. played on Harry's show got me so turned on.

He's got to have the lowest IQ in congress. It doesn't get any dumber. There is plenty of evil and cunning on capitol hill, but in his case, just plain ol' stupid.

John looks like a magnificent homosexual but r8's gif disturbingly seems to reveal tinymeat!

No matter, are there nude photos presenting hole?

R22 I think I read somewhere it was stunt cock

In that faux cycling/doping documentary that aired on cable recently, he had a guy’s cock and balls right in his face.

Any info on like the name or network R24?!

[quote] Disagree [R15]. Fouding Fathers were people from all kinds of different backgrounds and some had no governing experience before continental congress. We need people with government experience in office for sure but there is a lot of benefit from having people who come from completely different backgrounds as well. It makes the congress more representative of the country. And MANY prominent politicians today distinguished themselves from their peers only because they are attractive, look at Paul Ryan. How many people go through conservative think tanks like he did that could have run for office and have a better handle on policy. He ran because he is good looking.

Keep in mind that our founding fathers gave us a system that made a Trump presidency possible. I didn't say that you need governing experience. I said that you need to have some public policy knowledge. You need to have some knowledge about the policies for which you will voting and how they will affect your constituents. Why? Because that's your job. We need a wealth of knowledge from diverse backgrounds. We need smart people who care about improving the lives of others. We don't need entertainers just because they're cute or non entertainers just because they're cute. We're talking about important positions and decision making that affects the lives of millions. It's not a joke. Despite the election of Trump.

R25, it’s called TOUR de PHARMACY and it aired on HBO.

He and his girlfriend/fiancee were seated at the table next to mine recently at a steakhouse. Very good looking.

R26 What defines if you know about public policy? I feel like any american that reads the news regularly counts in that case. Sexual misconduct aside, Al Franken was an extremely effective senator.

I watch Total Divas, his fiancee seems fun!

In the movie, you actually see the guy’s junk...

republicans are just all around losers

[quote] [R26] What defines if you know about public policy? I feel like any american that reads the news regularly counts in that case. Sexual misconduct aside, Al Franken was an extremely effective senator.

1. Al Franken is not your average citizen. Al Franken has a BA from Harvard. He majored in guess what? Political Science.

2. Most newspapers are written on something like a 6 grade reading level. And most Americans don't read and can't read and comprehend that much.

3. To be effective, you need to be able to be knowledgeable about the issues and how they affect your constituents. And you also need to be able to write and understand the legislation.

[quote] He's got to have the lowest IQ in congress.

Hold my beer.

[quote]John Cena is Perfection

Common knowledge since 2002.

OP photo looks like Fred Gwynn.

1. Political Science is NOT the same as studying policy. Its the study of political movements and how they change over time. This is actually less relevant than many majors that would at least educate you on a sector you could focus on, like criminal justice let's say.

2. I don't think you are giving average American enough credit, I worked on Hillary's campaign and spoke with well over 1000 people (mostly in NH and NC) Upwards of 70% I spoke to cited some kind of issue they were passionate about and able to actually speak on. Whether it was banks, environmental regulations, or local issues.

3. Politicians almost never personally write legislation. Most don't have the legal background. There is staff to translate ideas to legal writing.

The most important trait in a politician is caring about constituents and being able to effectively advocate for them. Based on his charity work and ability to appeal to many groups, I think John meets that (admittedly very basic) test. Policy in any area can and will have to be learned. Even people coming in well versed in some areas will have a ton to learn on the job since the senate touches basically everything.

And it's important, in my humble opinion, not to lionize politicians or think their status or abilities aren't attainable by everyday people. Patty Murray was a school teacher before she got into government and she's one of the best got, a member of leadership now.

[Quote] Common knowledge since 2002.

Like I said, just a reminder ;)

He has a good body but he is no Brad Pitt in his prime. Potato face uneven features.

He's got a sexy ass voice too. And just seems fun.

[quote] 1. Political Science is NOT the same as studying policy. Its the study of political movements and how they change over time. This is actually less relevant than many majors that would at least educate you on a sector you could focus on, like criminal justice let's say.

Political Science includes the study of public policy foreign and domestic. And of course students have an opportunity to make choices about what they would like to concentrate on. Your are "actually" full of shit.

[quote] 2. I don't think you are giving average American enough credit, I worked on Hillary's campaign and spoke with well over 1000 people (mostly in NH and NC) Upwards of 70% I spoke to cited some kind of issue they were passionate about and able to actually speak on. Whether it was banks, environmental regulations, or local issues.

You're giving the average American too much credit and you gave Frankin too little. You presented him as the average. Which he is not. Most Americans would have trouble even correctly naming the 3 branches of government. Its nice that you enjoyed speaking with Hillary's supporters Even they don't necessarily represent the average. Rally attendees are likely to be more engaged and better informed. However, a brief conversation only reveals so much about that individual. Passion is great but you also need knowledge.

[quote] 3. Politicians almost never personally write legislation. Most don't have the legal background. There is staff to translate ideas to legal writing.

Legislating is your job. Therefore you should be able to comprehend and draft legislation. You don't need a law degree but you should be able to effectively communicate your ideas.

[quote] The most important trait in a politician is caring about constituents and being able to effectively advocate for them. Based on his charity work and ability to appeal to many groups, I think John meets that (admittedly very basic) test. Policy in any area can and will have to be learned. Even people coming in well versed in some areas will have a ton to learn on the job since the senate touches basically everything. And it's important, in my humble opinion, not to lionize politicians or think their status or abilities aren't attainable by everyday people. Patty Murray was a school teacher before she got into government and she's one of the best got, a member of leadership now.

Cute + assumed nice guy + pro gay social media post is not enough.

Which is what this is about. You can't explain why Cena should run. Because you don't know that he is actually qualified. So you've gone all around John's barn, over qualifying the average American and under qualifying Al Frankin, in order to justify nonsense.

Don't like that hair @ r31. Makes him look like Joan Blondell. Without the "beauty mark"

The things I could do with dat ass!

I would pay him to squat naked over my face.

Oooohhhh

Did he actually fuck that homely Schumer chick? I seem to remember her loudly claiming he did. And he, ever the gentleman, refusing to say.

[Quote] Political Science includes the study of public policy foreign and domestic.

Political science is about politics. "Policy", as more than a concept, isn't even a subject you can learn somewhere. You don't learn about health care systems, environmental regulations, or any substantive area of policy with a PoliSci degree or any one degree.

[Quote] You're giving the average American too much credit and you gave Frankin too little.

Franken was intelligent and charismatic. That's why he was successful at politics. He was in no way uniquely qualified for a political career. He argued everyday for months about the nuances of heath care policy a few months ago like most D senators, and I guarantee you he could not explain the US healthcare system even half as well as a billing manager at your local hospital at the time he was elected. He learned on the job like everyone else.

[Quote]Most Americans would have trouble even correctly naming the 3 branches of government.

Lamest kind of argument.

[Quote] Legislating is your job.

What you are talking about, literally writing legal documents, is not "legislating". Legislating is getting 50 other senators to support some goal you have. We all pay millions in tax dollars for legislative aids who write those documents for them. This isn't even something any lawyer could do, writing law requires highly specialized training.

[Quote] You can't explain why Cena should run.

Cena is charismatic figure with wide crossover appeal that would enter the race with almost universal name recognition. He seems to be a compassionate person, seems to share my views on issues (especially diversity, which tracks with immigration policy, and on social issues), seems smart enough to learn whatever he has to, seems to have an exceptional work ethic, and is wealthy enough to self fund his campaign. That's all Franken had going in. Many people get elected to office every year with only two of those things.

He can make as many had movies as he wants

Bad** movies

OP = Lucas Cruikshank

lucky bitch

Fantastic body, but he has one of those faces that needs to be photographed from a distance. Because close up ain't so pretty.

I think his face is very classically handsome.

That mug has way too much homo erectus to qualify him as ‘perfection’

You just know Amy Schumer had that scene written when Cena was cast.

Funny that he actually looks a bit like Joseph Gordon Levitt (or vice versa) with that blond wig on at R27 and R31....

R43 Wow!

Do we think he is hung DL?

Who cares? He’s hot

There is no one so hot that they wouldn't still be better with a big dick

R61, for you dude. Not me

Going back to the big screen.

He's a good guy.

He's got a "sexy ass voice", does he? Does it sing like Barry White?

John Cena answers the Internet's most searched questions about himself.

I really think he is fun and funny but he is NOT "perfection." Oh, honey, no. Great body, yes. But a face like Cro Magnon man. He isn't stupid but he LOOKS thick as a brick. Like a knuckle-dragging mouth breather.

I find him kind of hot in a Neanderthal way and he seems like a funny, cool guy.

He played Fred's imaginary father in the gayest kids movie ever made.

B.D.F.

Seems like a great guy but hardly 'perfection'

Those thinking he has too low of an IQ to be in government - I present Michelle Bachman.

I find John very handsome. He has a very masculine face. Plus he's fun, he doesn't take himself seriously. He seems humble.

butterface

Given the money the Wolfpac siphoned out of WCW to name just one example, I would be hesitant to allow any wrestler anywhere near a limited company let alone elect them to a position of civic responsibility. They’re a grifty bunch of so-and-so’s to the core, carny folks.

Didn’t Vince McMahon Jnr. sponsor Donald, now we’re talking about it?

I like him. He always come across as a really nice guy, and the "acceptance" video he did was great. Love the body. I think he's handsome, but I can see why not everyone would agree with that.

[quote]Erna

Cunt.

He seems up for anything. 😁

I'd sniff his hole for as long as he wants

I don't care about some extra's junk...I want THIS!

R8, What is that from?

R81 - the movie he did with Amy Schumer. Too early to remember the name.

That is one muscular butt, R80!

The movie is called Trainwreck, R81.

I met him once when I was doing some reporting on a red carpet.

He shook my hand; it was huge, smooth, warm, and strong.

He was very nice; if he were older and I were younger I'd be head over heels.

He's got a great body, decent but not amazing face. He is funny but he's never going to be as big as The Rock. They've been trying to push him as the white version for several years now. The Rock is more talented, more charismatic and better-looking.

Cena has charisma in spades, and as this thread demonstrates he has a huge appreciation for his looks from certain quarters (I’m not into him, but I get it). He’s also acknowledged as a great wrestler, HOF class. He’s a half-decent actor, too.

The problem is that his demo is not like Dwayne J.’s, all young women & frauen who show remarkable loyalty to their lust objects no matter what project they do. The young men of America still watching wrestling or seeing mainstream action/cop/comedy movies don’t relate to Cena, either. He’s stalled in his career because sadly only little kids and their Moms still invest in him as a performer.

Younger and more vocal/active wrestling fans of right now go crazy for scuzzy dirtbags like Dean Ambrose, guys you can smell the sleaze on. Or they love pretty, cool & stoical Titans like Roman Reigns. Cena’s whole thing is corny & white-bread, now. WWE drove his career into the ground.

R86 has it right. Still John's career is nothing to sneeze at. At he seems like a genuinely good hearted guy

Saw this in another thread and figured you gents would enjoy. Cheers!

He must live at the gym

He's not my type physically - too muscle bound. But I love him because:

a) He's a funny actor. His roles in "Trainwreck" with Amy Schumer and "Sisters" with Tina Fey show he's really got a comic flair. I'm sure he's good in "Blockers," too.

b) He's a true sweetheart - loves his gay fans, endorses same sex marriage, charitable beyond charitable. He's just an all around good guy, from what I can see.

He a handsome man, now. But I don't think he's going to age well at all. Men with angular features like his don't usually age nicely. He's going to turn into Herman Munster in about 10 years.

Cena's problem is his base from WWE is not what he needs to cross over like The Rock. Same reason Steve Austin never made it big - his base is the action movie loving alt right kick ass all male douche bros.

R88 - he almost sounds like Mike Rowe in that segment.

That's exactly what I was thinking, R88.

I would have that boy's butt baby, I really would.

Yea John seems like one of the most down to earth and friendly celebrities of any industry. And he looks like that. He's amazing.

His bare ass from his new movie.

John likes showing us that ass

The video at R3 makes me love him.

His ass smells like old dried shit just like yours. If he is do grwat why not show his dick? Herman Munster face.

He’s such a douchebag. I used to watch Total Divas, even though I’ve never watched WWE, and he came across as such a wannabe Bruce Wayne—it was cringeworthy.

so proud of our boy

Oh, dear sweet misbegotten OP. Are your contact lenses smudged?

I love John's face almost as much as the body, its masculine and chiseled. I agree John did not come off great on Total Divas. I love that show

Ugly cocktease comes across as homophobic.

Cena is anything but homophobic. His brother is gay and John is very pro-homo.

He also acts like a moron when he appears on talk shows.

No, OP, he is not.

I think he just likes to act silly. My favorite cousin is like that. Smart guy, owned his own company since he was 26, but acts goofy all the time.

I'd like to make him my own personal bouncy castle.