The 'Stranger Things' kids

The girl (Eleven) will. She's very mature and talented. The others are decent actors, but ugly as sin.

I think Finn will choose to focus on his music career, he just seems more into that. I can see Millie making it though, but she won't be huge.

The publicity people who work for the girl are very aggressive. They won’t stop until we’re totally sick of her.

[quote]I can see Millie making it though, but she won't be huge.

She'll have a career like the Harry Potter actress, Emma Watson, but better. I can't believe is Emma is getting high end fashion campaigns, she's as dull as dishwater and his no personality. Millie seems cute and personable, she was very funny on Jimmy Fallon's show. Emma seems smug and annoying.

Millie Brown is creeping me out with her little too mature and knowing look combined with the greedy parents.

I think Millie Brown could be the new Natalie Portman.

They are all fug

They may succeed as character actors.

Depends on your definition of career. They will definitely continue to get work in other series for a while and horror films are a world of their own, so "names" and identification with other popular horror titles get people cast over and over. Think Tony Todd after Candyman or Robert Englund.... The kid with the facial deformity is currently in a national commercial that plays nonstop. He'll earn more off residuals this year off that 1 day gig alone than everyone on this board combined.

Millie Bobby Brown will continue to land a steady string of great roles, and will probably win a "lifetime achievement" Oscar for some underwhelming movie before she's 35 (after being previously nominated for better roles and passed over, of course).

The boys will figure out early that they're not destined to be A-listers, and will try to parlay their early stardom and connections into writing/directing/producing careers, with varying amounts of success.

OP, why do you say that?

They’re very young yet and you have no idea how they’ll look as adults.

That young guy on modern family - plays the Luke character - was really an odd, plain looking kid - now the testosterone has kicked in big time and he’s been hitting the gym - he’s always cited here as teen-hunk. He looks completely different all grown up. You just dunno how these things will turn out. I’ve known people who were utterly gorgeous as kids become meh adults - and vice versa.

Wait and see....

No [R6] She'll be Lohan

I don't watch this which one is the girl?? I seriously can't tell from that photo

R1 sounds exactly like the pedos who are into her. "My girl.. she is VERY mature for her age"

Millie will have a Brittany Murphy/Dakota Fanning career. Drugged out by 18. The boys will be reduced to the convention circuit.

I've never seen the show (no cable) but the chubby one with the curls has a series of obnoxious ads for Verizon FIOS that have been running nonstop for weeks here in New York. Really, really annoying but I bet he will be able to live off of the residuals for awhile.

Millie and the black kid will be okay. I can see them getting future gigs.

The kid with the teeth should bank and invest those residual checks from that national commercial. He’s done, after this thing ends.

I think Finn Wolfhard will be in the sequel to Call me by Your Name.

[QUOTE]The kid with the teeth should bank and invest those residual checks from that national commercial. He’s done, after this thing ends.

He seems really obnoxious too in the press they've done. He acts as though everyone should've seen the show, etc, whereas the others are at least better at pretending to be humble.

I work in a hair salon.

Eleven has Lesbian Eyebrows.

Millie will be lucky if she don't die after an overdose before her 20's and don't get raped by Hollywood pedos. The people around her treat this girl like an adult when she's only 13. Her parents are terrible. She's still a kid and shouldn't be so sexualized like she is now.

....

Finn is the biggest famewhore, but smarter about that MBB. His PR people put out feelers for him to get a Supporting Acting Oscar nomination for IT, for heaven's sake.

[quote]Millie and the black kid will be okay. I can see them getting future gigs.

It's funny R18, I was coming here to say the exact same thing. Millie has already been "chosen" and she handles herself well.

As for the boys: in groups like this, one always makes it, and it's usually the one you'd least expect. I feel like Finn/Mike will have short term success but Caleb/Lucas will be in it for the long haul and do just fine.

In real life, they are annoying AF! All over social media!

That girl, Millie, is fugly AF too.

[QUOTE]His PR people put out feelers for him to get a Supporting Acting Oscar nomination for IT, for heaven's sake

Ha, this can't be true can it? Source?

I wouldn’t count on a future for any of them. I have them all on my 2018 celebrity death pool list

Oh, the fall from this kind of hysterical high is gonna be a hard and devastating one.

[quote]I think Millie Brown could be the new Natalie Portman.

So does Millie.

they got a face for radio or cartoon voice characters

I think noah will go far. He is the best child actor on that show.

He reminds me of a young matthew broderick.

Hollywood has finally found its "new Jeff Goldblum", and his name is Finn Wolfhard.

Agree, r33. Noah is my prediction for longer-term staying power as well.

It seems like more than half the people replying on this thread are failed child actors. If we still had trolldar, the page would be awash in green.

They're now promoting MBB having a hawttt affair. Jacob Sartorius is the boyfriend.

R36 You sound like the actor/actress worshiper. Why do you care so much about these people? They certainly don't know you or give a fuck about you. Stop worshiping actors and actresses. It's disturbing.

You're a cunt, 38. You should stop being a cunt.

Millie will be in the next Woody Allen movie.

Millie will be the next Mrs Woody Allen

Woody must be inspired to make a straight version of "Call Me By Your Name" starring himself and Millie.

Who thought the fugly Harry Potter kids would have a future, but alas, we have fugly Beauty & The Beast dolls.

The kid that was in it is already balding and is what 13 or 14. Won't age well, also stupid tumblr fan girls are butt hurt cause he calls shipping stupid and tells them to get a life. Lol.

Finn is the opposite of fugly.

They're all theater kids so they can always fall back on that.

They sho' is ugly.

MBB looks more and more like Tyne Daly every day.

Which one of you bitches creeped on Noah Schnapp at the urinal?

[quote] I mean, one time I was in the bathroom like peeing, in a urinal, and the guy just came over. I think he like followed me into the bathroom and he just tapped me on the shoulder. I was like, 'Oh, I'm peeing right now.' Then he asked for a picture. It was a little awkward."

They're all talented, but the kid who plays Will is such a natural. Can easily see him having a long career

[quote]I mean, one time I was in the bathroom like peeing, in a urinal, and the guy just came over. I think he like followed me into the bathroom and he just tapped me on the shoulder. I was like, 'Oh, I'm peeing right now.' Then he asked for a picture. It was a little awkward."

Well, in a couple of years he'll never have to worry about THAT ever happening again.

The older brother of Will - the one that looks kind of like a River Phoenix/Leo Dicaprio merge, has got to start using moisturizer. There is something about his skin.

The make our Darfur O look healthy.

I still marvel at them finding a young girl who looks like Ben Affleck and a young boy who looks like Ileana Douglass.

R23: Call me. It's urgent.

One of them looks like the long lost son of Micky Dolenz

Gaten Matarazzo is already a Broadway veteran.

Can you imagine living with a show bizzy kid? Even worse than a regular kid. The fraus that encourage that must be a special type of annoying.

I don’t get the hype about this show. Most people have such horrible taste in everything.

First season was really fun and enjoyable (even though the creators/writers “borrowed” from every single ‘80s film in existence for it).

It was very entertaining though and all the kids were great (and the guy who plays the sheriff was wonderful too).

Season two was *such* a drop in quality—particularly in the writing department.

The story was all over the place and they either put the focus on the wrong characters or the characters repeatedly made decisions that made no sense. It was tough to get through and kept violating its own internal story logic...

I still really like the cast, but I won’t watch another season as shitty as season two.

It was like a completely different show. Unless the showrunners/writers can get it together, no way will I invest the time to watch an entire new season of this series.

Christ, she looks like an executive here! Blech.

Noah looks so adorable, though.

I think it’s gross and creepy that adults are so interested about a bunch of kids

r62 They're celebs, they want us to be interested in them and their projects. Hence the constant poledancing at various events.

And how do you know we're adults? I could literally be younger than MBB and you'd have no way of knowing.

Millie and Noah( if he grows into his looks) will go far They are both talented. The other three less so. The toothless one ans the black kid are not good actors..

This will go on for 4-5 more season so these kids will be set for a while.

Natalia Dyer will be bigger than any of them , she’s amazing.

Millie is her generation's Lohan

R67 so is Sadie Sink , Hilary Duff?

I was a technician on set for the First Season. Finn Wolfhard was hooking up with hot tricks all the time. Pure bottom. One of his tricks was this handsome rugged daddy on his 40s who said the kid's hole was like butterscotch. Gave him two loads and then Finn shit them out and scarfed them down.

Fug and doughy.

David harbour is the only cast member I’m interested in

why would i want to watch this shit? just because it's popular and everyone else is watching it on netflix? NOOOO.

Second season was better than the first. The first was just too busy paying homage to every fucking movie ever made.

I like when Howard Stern pretends MBB's agent.

They're the reason I don't watch the show. A group of fug children should never star in a show, no matter how good the show is otherwise. Maybe they're relatable to other children, but I'm a middle-aged adult so that makes no difference to me. It's also set in the 80s when I was never happy, and I don't like being reminded of it. Maybe I could make myself appreciate the show if I had the time, but I don't.

R75 three of them are not fug they just have ugly dorothy hamil hair. The first season is enjoyable although the black kid is an annoying debbie downer eleven and mike are endearing. The second season is just okay,it had way to many plotholes and the writers tried to cram too much in just 9 episodes. It’s worrisome that the dustin and lucas actors can not act at all but I hope season three is as good as the first.

interesting show but have not even gotten through the first season. kind of exhausting with all the kids yelling at each other. MBB (odd name) has that new Godzilla movie coming out and one of those kids was in IT which has a sequel coming out and is supposed to have some scenes so they are doing pretty good. but have no idea about the others. and they all look weird so "stranger things" seems apropos.

Gaten Matarazzo is so annoying, he looks like a failed genetic experiment.

R78 he looks like that baby monster thing he wanted as a pet in the second season.

I was thinking more of the dinosaur baby from that awful 90's show.

R69 I remember this story word for word from Penthouse Forum letters!

Gaten’s gay

I wish david habour was my penthouse forum letter

3 out of four of the main boys are so fuckable. They really make me want to seed their right boiholes.

They're children. Stop being disgusting.

I was always surprised that the show was campaigning for MBB for critical awards. She’s great, but I thought the kid who played Will was amazing and that he should have been the Emmy/GG nominee

Maya Hawke, daughter of Ethan and Uma, is most likely playing Steve’s love interest this season.

Dakota isn't on drugs fib face. But the oversaturation of these kids in the media is annoying and I hate their faces.

r86 They did actually make an Emmy push for Noah Schnapp. Problem is he's a kid, and best male actor is a already lot more of a crowded playing field than what MBB faced in her nomination campaign.

Well he has a lot of mugs to drink from.

All of these children are UGLAY.

Steve in tight shorts...Yum!

Both Steve and Jonathan are willing to kiss each other. I hope that goes somewhere.

R92 It hurts to look at the actress who plays Nancy. I know I should like a concern troll

Which one of them is gay?

R94 Noah

R92, sexy sluts

I want to see Steve fucking Billy's tight ass!

Ugh I hope Billy’s not gay, such a cliche to have the angry racist bully secretly be closeted

It'd be pretty weird because Will is definitely gay, if Billy is as well there's definitely a pattern here.

R99 what pattern?

Fewer ugly children, more of this:

r100 That if your name is William, and you live in 1980s Hawkins, and your dad is abusive, then you're gay. In season 3 we'll probably get Willy who owns a club that attracts an... interesting clientele.

These kids are all annoying as fuck. The uptown funk video is horrible (didn’t think you could make that song worse, but they did).

I need my faggot ass drilled by masc str8 men.

R104 Will Byears? You would be 48 in the present time.

I need David Harbour inside me

r95

No, he's been drooling over big-bootied Instagram models. Finn is the one who might be gay - he's showing no outward interest in girls at all, even though they must be throwing themselves at him left and right. (The fangirls "shipping" him with Jack Dylan Grazer are deluded, though - Jack seems to be a straight fuckboi.)

This could just mean "I'm not looking for a girlfriend at the moment"; but it's also exactly what a gay kid who neither wants to lie nor come out would say to deflect awkward questions.

He’s a kid, cut him slack

I almost cum when I saw Steve in those short shorts, sexy af and such a humilliating developement for his character!

I cum when I see David Harbour

Millie will be a huge star. I was surprised to find out she was very British and really girly and bubbly in real life. It shows that she is a great actress she to pull off the Eleven character the way she does at her age.

R111 you like the dad bod?

R107 have you heard him talk? He’s gay and probably in that pretending to be straight phase that some gay teens go through and his management is probably going to beard him up too.

Kind of a low point of DL to be ragging on kids.

It's one thing when you all are jealous of other adults.

But kids....

r23 your future?

I personally believe those stage parents lied about Milles' age...

Why?

R117 so you think she is older? She looked 10-11 to me , in the first season.

If Finn Wolfhard goes into porn he won't have to change his name.

Millie's parents see her as an ATM. That never ends well.

Millie’s dad sure is a great big fat person.

r109

Oh, I'm not being judgmental at all; if he is indeed gay, I think he's handling things quite well. (But maybe he's just discreet, which would be understandable given the number and intensity of his fangirls.)

r114

Hm -it's possible, but this looks more like a horny straight boy with no self-control than a gay boy trying to put on a front to me.

Noah and Millie are bffs irl.

Very strange

Is it normal for a straight teen boy to be bffs with a girl?

Sure

Noah reminds me of me as a tween, clearly a gay to everyone else but trying desperately to act straight anyway.

ugly kids. i hate that shit.

R6. Natalie Portman worked constantly as a kid and grew up hot. MBB has done a few seasons (only one was good) on a hot tv show.

r123 That level of teen hornyness is pretty believable. On the other hand he pings like all hell.

In Every single interview he pings .

MBB=insufferable

Finn Wolfhard does voice work on the Carmen Santiago animated series on Netflix. I'd say he's quite the busy bee.

those kids are the ugliest kids i ever saw.

Those kids are ACTUAL kids instead of mid twenty year olds playing teens in their awkward puberty phase.

Jonathan and Nancy last night. She’s in the new Jake Gyllenhaal Netflix movie. To those of you saying you don’t think some of these kids won’t get jobs outside of ST, fair point, but they could become Netflix regulars.

r135

Finn was kind of ugly in the first season of ST, but he's grown into a quirkily beautiful twink.

Was he spanked?

I love the Natalie Portman/MBB comparisons. Natalie had parents who didn't take her money, had their own lives and kept her in school. Millie will be lucky not to be a drug addict.

Natalie is a pretentious little bitch. Millie is a sweetheart, one of the people.

They both can suck it

Noah is definitely gay.

If you go back and look at shows that featured a cast child actors, there's usually one that makes it and that one is usually the one no one paid any attention to.

So I think the kid that plays Lucas will be around 20 years from now still working and the rest will be long forgotten.

He'll be the Ryan Reynolds, Naomie Harris, Keenan Thompson, Tisha Campbell of the cast.

And kudos to Shannon Purser for changing that minor part as Barb into a entire career beyond the show.

I never got the whole Barb thing, R144. It was all this, “hey girl, we ARE Barb,” shit. And I feel like a lot of it was driven by the “queer” community. Example of pop culture Qness linked.

R144 that lucas guy can NOT act, lol he won’t be around sorry.

R146, That was the point. None of those people mentioned could act at that age but they kept at it for some reason. You really have no damn clue. Sorry!

[quote] act at that age

He's 17, 18 in October. He should already be pretty competent. Anyway I doubt the problem they'll face is lack of talent. It'll be getting a role big enough to get people to stop saying "hey you used to be that kid in Stranger Things!" enough to rate them as adult actors. Finn and Millie although they've got the most high profile roles at the moment, will probably suffer most from this as the faces of the show. Noah has quite a lot of stuff coming out. But it's all indie or B list stuff. So he can go either way. Caleb's only done minor VA jobs, and the only other thing Gaten has done is sell phones.

Doesn’t Millie have two movies out soon? She will be fine she’s the only one of the main kids with both looks and talent. Noah has talent but no looks.

Finn Wolfhard has IT Chapter 2, The Goldfinch, and an animated Addams Family Movie in the works.

Millie has 2 Godzilla movies coming out

Gaten Matarazzo currently has nothing coming up or in preproduction outside of Stranger Things.

Caleb McLaughlin has a Steven Sodebergh movie coming up, and Sadie Sink has a horror movie coming out

Noah Schnapp has 3 movies coming out, Natalie Dyer has 4, Dacre Montgomery has 1, Joe Keery has 2

Charlie Heaton is in the upcoming X Men spin off New Mutants

R149 Millie also has a family eating her checks

R148 I think that person is just rooting for his dark skin brother to be the most successful but he can not act. His scenes with Sadie Sink were cringeworthy in season 2, just painfully bad acting.

Finn is also in "The Turning", a modern-day adaptation of "The Turn of the Screw" directed by Floria Sigismondi.

I liked Max and Lucas, I find them much more tolerable than Jonathan and Nancy

[quote]Finn and Millie although they've got the most high profile roles at the moment, will probably suffer most from this as the faces of the show.

R148, agreed. I think they're the ones that have the most potential at this point but they're also the ones that people will typecast the most. I hope they have the good sense to take time out and actually be kids their own age for a bit. (I doubt that will happen.)

I also find Max & Lucas more tolerable than Jonathan and Nancy, R154.

And to add to R144, Raven Symone (Olivia) & Erika Alexander (Cousin Pam) are the two actors from the Cosby Show that have consistently worked for years since it. Who would have ever called that?

I'm sure all the Stranger Things kids will book work for the next few years but 5+ years from now, I think it will be very interesting to see who can call the show just one credit from a very rich and varied career.

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R151 true but they seem less trashy than Lohan’s parents. She also is a unicef ambassader , never saw Lohan doing anything selfless.

R157 the entire family lives off her paycheck and she's not in school. That NEVER ends well.

Are any of the actors still in school? Most kids when they get a hint of fame seem to drop it. Like Wolfhard as far as I can tell uses his free time to tour with his shitty band rather than going to class.

they're all ugly!

Strange

They're ugly and strange.

Stranger than ugly

This is your idea of ugly?

yes it sure as hell is.

Noah is both cute and talented. I predict a long career if he wants it.

What an absurd thing to say OP, as if there are no plain, basic and even outright ugly character actors and actresses in the world. Get a fucking clue.

The irony is, character performers have a longer shelf span than gorgeous actors and actresses because their careers aren't based on them being glamorous!

r164 Looks like something you'd get if you slammed Adam Driver and Timothee Chalamet together at high speed in a nuclear power plant.

ugly is as ugly does

R166 and gay

Millie is pretty, is she a drop dead gorgeous? No, but don’t see how anyone can call her ugly.

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R172 freckle face at 14 was cute never pretty but she did look her age.

Is the third season going to be the last?

I'd like to see what Finn looks like in about 10 years. I think he's either going to be hot or pretty ugly. Or maybe he'll get good looking in his late 30's like Jeff Goldblum did. And have a good 25 year run of handsomeness.

Who knows?

I’d love to see David harbour more

They have a 4 season plan I believe, so probably next season. But of course there will be the inevitable prequel or spin off of some sort

[quote]I’d love to see David harbour more

You can see him in HELLBOY.

I think Jonathan is uglier than any of the main kids. He's creepy looking.

I love Steve's big 80's hair. I knew many guys with hair like that back in the day. Now I just need to see some big, white floppy Reeboks, tight jeans, and heavy metal band t-shirts to bring me back to middle school...

Since season 3 is set in the summer and Steve graduated high school, I wonder if we’ll see him in season 4. Unless he’s working in town and not going to college he has no reason to be hanging around Hawkins. I hope they don’t kill him off

R176 and reboot in 8-10 years

R179 he’s friends with toothless now .

Just waiting for Millie Bobby Brown's inevitable breakdown. I hope the fucking bitch shaves her head. Has she graduated to heroin yet? We can only hope.

R182 why do you hate a 14 year old girl so much dickhead?

The kid in the lower right side of the photo, isn’t he in those stupid cable commercials? I despise his overbite.

The fact is there’s really no way to predict whether a child actor is going to end up being a Jodie foster or a Lindsay Lohan. Or a Dana Plato.

R185 there are trends. When was the last time you saw a trainwreck who had parents that a) kept their hands off their money and b) kept them in school

Very late to the thread. Haven't seen the show but who is the fat boy with the frizzy hair who does those execrable FIOS commercials?

Gaetan something.

Pray for that girl.

r178 He's fairly handsome at times. I think his looks depend entirely on how long it's been since his last Coke binge. Because when he looks strung out. He REALLY looks strung out.

Drugs

Finn as young Rivers Cuomo:

That kids never getting out of the 80s

R157 she hasn’t given birth...we should be grateful for that.

Who’ll be the first one on drugs? In prison? Suicide? Porn?

all of them!

Millie looks old. She's one of those people that is born with a mature looking face. She will look 40 at 22.

Finn on the cover of GQ Korea

If those were the best pictures they could find for the covers then that must have been a particularly bad shoot.

Another pic from the GQ shoot:

The black kid will grow out of his awkward phase and become a successful serious sexy actor. Everyone else will die from drug overdoses, mostly fentanyl and krokodil.

R201 He has no talent to be a “successful serious actor” sorry your fellow brotha will probably become a has been.

R201 He has no talent to be a “successful serious actor”

With Finn it was always a question of whether his rather unique look would develop as oddly attractive or just unattractive - these photos seem to suggest the latter.

R204 Finn will be fine as a character actor or he might pull a Jim Parsons.

[R170] Noah's voice in his Instagram livestreams all but confirms that he's gay.

R206 Noah’s voice everywhere confirms this, he is a little bottom. I suspect a friend grabbed his phone while he wasn’t looking and went on his instagram and liked and commented on big booty female photos as a joke.

See you soon, Millie!

[R207] How dare you, I adore female lady breasts!

r204 He's certainly got a weird profile. His chin seems to be set further back than the rest of his face.

MBB is no longer dating Jacob Sartorius.

Probably because she's too mature for him even though she is younger than him.

Can't believe how they dress her up to make her look 15 years older than she is.

Finn has done an artsy shoot with GQ Korea, I'm not really sure what they're going for with it.

The girl is going to be the next Lindsay Lohan

[quote] I’d love to see David harbour more

And with less clothing.

Ah, Datalounge! Where all child-actors are molested victims, doomed to drug addicted adult lives and/or a premature death, and where any actor who doesn't have a #1 hit blockbuster movie or top-rated, long-running TV show is an abject failure. Predictions furiously typed on and posted from obsolete computers in any public library in Flyover, USA.

R215 if you compare MBB to post-Parent Trap Lindsay, the similarities are very obvious, not the least of which is that they are breadwinners supporting their families and parents who see them as ATMs.

R316 but millie is cute and not a little bitch

The full GQ Korea photoshoot is now online:

Another try:

Hm, sorry, I guess the link won't work because of the Korean characters.

When is Season 3 coming out? It's been almost a year and a half since Season 2 aired, and I forgot how it ended. Too much longer, and I won't even care about Season 3.

I think that Finn is going to be very handsome in another 5 to 10 years.

R221 Season 3 comes out July 4th

r221 Finn is already very handsome!

r223

I guess that's what r221 meant, anyway, but as an American, he has to express it euphemistically...

r224 I wish he didn't have to.

[quote]When is Season 3 coming out? It's been almost a year and a half since Season 2 aired, and I forgot how it ended

It will be interesting to see how much people's interest will have cooled off by this summer. I think it might have already been waning during season 2. I was a lot more ambivalent about the season when it ended than I had been the previous season.

The people who love this show are hardcore about it, it will do really well. Season 2 was great, other than the fact they keep Eleven isolated from the main characters and Jonathan/Nancy’s boring conspiracy journey

I've forgotten a lot about season 2 as well. Where did we leave off with Billy? I know his dad was a dick to him and billy was upset. But after that I can't remember. Did he do something exceptionally douchey?

Besides being racist, and also trying to run down 4 middle-schoolers with his car in only the first episode?

Did they film season 3 and 4 back to back? If they wait 1.5-2 years between each season those kids will be fully grown teenagers/college kids and no longer cute little nerdy boys.

Are those other boys pissed Millie Bobby Brown makes the same amount of money as Winona Ryder and David Harbour?

Finn in an extremely weird video by his bff Josh Ovalle (Finn's only in the first half). I think they're trying way too hard to be absurdist, but at least it's original, I guess.

Mbb is kinda meh in looks, character actor material. She is nowhere at the level of pretty that was Portman and Lohan. She is not even at the level of Dunst, Evan Rachel Wood or Elle Fanning. She is not even striking in a weird looking way like Christina Ricci was. I put her at the level of Anna Paquin or Thora Birch. Finn though, who knows. He can go Jared Leto direction or Cillian Murphy creepy, either way he might be ok.

R228 Max stopped him from almost killing Steve, and scared him off with the nail bat. The last you saw of him season 2 was Mad sending him a glare as he walked by the bathroom when she was getting ready for the dance

R233 bitxh Lohan was never pretty lol

R235 she looks like roadkill now but don't lie

R236 she was always an ugly freckled face ginger even as a kid

Finn has got stunning cheekbones.

Gives me flashbackes to playing Oblivion.

Finn is going to be in the new Ghostbusters movie.

[quote] The studio would not comment on plot details, but sources say the story will focus on a single mom and her family, with Coon playing the mom and Wolfhard playing her son. It’s currently unknown how that will connect to the new Ghostbusters team.

[quote] There were rumblings that Reitman may have been weary about using anyone from the “Stranger Things” cast, given some of the similarities between the two properties, but both he and the executives were blown away by Wolfhard’s audition.

[quote] sources say the story will focus on a single mom and her family

Clearly what people want in a Ghostbusters movie.

Caleb McLaughlin is all grown up, and wants us to know it.

Unf - he's looking so masculine now.

Is the end of this video, where he gets distracted and starts thinking about boys, undeniable proof that Noah is gay?

Don't think I've seen winking that bad since Lucille Bluth mixed pills with alcohol.

R245 He couldn't focus on winking properly, he was busy thinking 'bout boys

Finn Wolfhard has launched a clothing line, for no noticeable reason. Presumably only little gay boys (and Xavier Dolan) would be interested in them.

Lol Xavier Dolan gives no fucks. He posts thirsty comments all over the pages of every twink (and pre-twink) in existence.

Anyway...hopefully Wolfhard and his bland rock will go away after Stranger Things gets cancelled.

Jesus fucking Christ. Well it's official I hate Finn Wolfhard the most out of them all.

R249 What's up with the jeans?

r247 Going by the above picture you were right about him aiming for the Pederast audience.

I really can't stand millie Bobby brown and I hope she goes away. I'm actually going to use the word hate.

R251 It's certainly one way to make money

[quote] I'm actually going to use the word hate.

We of the DL are in awe of your bravery.

Are any of these kids cute? Nope.

The one with the hair in the pizza commercial has personality, though.

Seems a slightly strange decision to pair him up with Sadie for this clothing line thing - I wonder if they originally wanted Millie, but she wasn't interested?

Does Noah Schnapp ping for anyone else? I know they're coding his character as gay, but he seems pretty gay in real life too (I know he's young, so it's really a shot in the dark at this point).

R258 there is like No chance he is not gay.

He's such a weirdo.

R260 "And there was a little young lassie, and she was ready for ma dick, so I put it in her bum"

I could have sworn this is exactly what press training is for.

It was apparently posted by Jack Dylan Grazer, who is a wild card anyway - but even he deleted it later.

Being with his "IT" co-stars definitely brings out Finn's edgy side. I'm sure he likes the other "Stranger Things" kids well enough, but I get the impression they kind of bore him with their normie-ness compared to the weird and precocious "IT" kids.

How do you know he's not as "edgy" with the Stranger Things cast but they're not retarded enough to post it?

I keep getting Instagram adverts from Pull and Bear, which are just Finn sitting on the floor in charity shop jeans, with a charity shop camera. Why?

More:

r265 I'm going to guess there's a lot of weed on that set

r266

Well, we do know that Jack Grazer enjoys it, at least.

Have Finn and Jack Dylan Grazer fucked?

"Shipping" these two is a big thing in the IT fandom, to the point where Jack started to complain about it, but I doubt it.

The dynamic kind of reminds me of "Larry" in 1D, with the most extroverted member of the group (Jack/Louis) acting overly flirty with the most popular member of the group (Finn/Harry), then getting annoyed when he realizes the fangirls think they're actually in a relationship.

Jack is fug, Finn can do better.

Presumably Jack has found a new co-star to molest now.

R271, yep.

R272 I'd imagine he would go for Angel, since he's young and Disney seem to be angling him as a tween heartthrob, but has there been proof of Jack's misdeeds, like with everyone else?

Those kids must be pissed MBB is paid so much more than they are.

r274 I honestly doubt they're overly bothered since they're still the best paid young actors by FAR. Asher Angel got $85k for Shazam. The lead kid in IT 2 got $100k, and that's for the sequel to one of the biggest surprise blockbusters in recent years. The kids in ST who aren't MBB are making $2 million in season 3 alone.

R156 maybe I'm just a fogey but it still weirds me out that even the Stranger Things kids dressed in black for the #MeToo cause at that GG ceremony. Aren't children usually excluded from serious adult issues?

And a backless gown on a 13-year-old, don't get me started...

R276 MBB is on that Lohan track. She's currently in the Parent Trap/TV Movie/Disney darling stage. Next comes the edgy teen roles and the drinking

r270 Well that explain this then.

[quote] Jack is fug

Really? I think he's very cute.

R278 Was Finn trying to set his two gay friends up together?

Tbh I think Finn (whose dating life is either nonexistent or a closed book) is more likely to be gay than Jack (who already has a string of disgruntled ex-girlfriends).

Ole, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house.

Inside was a beautiful woman, who asked Ole if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request of Ole. The woman said money was no object. She was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena, his missus.

In a few minutes, he returned and said to the lady, "Ya, shoor, you betcha. I'll paint ya in da nude, but I'll haff ta leave my socks on so I'll have a place to wipe my brushes."

Uff da!

wrong thread, sorry

Umm, okay.

Finn seems to have painted nails. I'm not sure if that's a musician thing, a gay thing, or a gender thing.

R285 That pose is interesting

R286 I wasn't gonna mention, but yeah, especially since it doesn't seem like a candid.

It seems to be a musician thing for him, r285. There's footage of him putting on lipstick before going on stage and saying something like "You've got to have some kind of stage persona".

R288 Turning into a little Michael Caffrey

[quote] You've got to have some kind of stage persona

r288 Bit pretentious for a band people have only heard of because "ZOMG Mike from Stranger Things is the singer!"

R290 From what I remember, they also get touch about people only following the band because of Finn's acting, which is really just silly, since that's the only reason they get any attention.

Noah has posted holiday photos on Instagram - he's way more muscular than one would expect. I'm not sure that I should post it here to be honest.

R292 They've already been taken down

R293 Oh, and it's back with original time and comments - maybe a moderation hold?

We love baby gays! Post away.

As you wish, R295

I wonder what the plan is to explain that next season "Yeah Will's been working out since he's tired of being attacked by monsters." Personally I'd go with "Will sure is spending a lot of time down at that all male Gym. You know the one with the blacked out windows and Sauna?"

R297 That'd certainly be one way to weave his gayness into the plot, but I'd imagine it's easier to just have him keep his kit on.

r298 That requires him not needing a medical exam. Which is something Stranger Things hasn't managed in two seasons.

R299 The Duffers like stripping young boys, is what you're saying?

Finn is talented enough, but his sarcastic/cringe humor presence on social media gets tiring. I guess he’s going to be like that until the reality of adulthood sinks in. Someone like Noah is at least more enjoyable to follow because he’s somewhat transparent.

I just binge watched both seasons. I think “Nancy” and “Billy” have a lot of potential after hearing their interviews after the series. It’s too hard to tell with the younger kids. They’re so immature right now. “Lucas” really can’t act. “Eleven” was pretty convincing, but she seems like she might be nuts IRL. “Will” is definitely gay. “Dustin” was my favorite character. He’s annoying in his interviews, but he also seems brilliant.

I didn’t realize I was watching Sean Astin or Paul Riser until I watched the interviews!

Can’t wait until July 4.

[quote] his sarcastic/cringe humor presence on social media gets tiring

I'd describe it more as absurdist - Wyatt and Jack from IT are the same way. But yeah, most of it doesn't really work.

The contrast between Noah's and Finn's vacation pics is hilarious.

R304, on the surface Noah’s poses make it seem like he’s unsure about himself and trying very hard, whereas Finn is laying there like he’s already over it all. But it the end, I suppose posting anything on social media is trying hard.

Ones trying to be an overartistic hipster. The others going for an Instagay aesthetic.

Is Finn wearing one of those swim-shirts that overprotective Fraus make their 8 year olds wear in the pool? Will Noah become the new teen heartthrob?

Why did they cast such ugly kids. It's a pain to watch them.

The ugliest is however that Natalia actress who plays Nancy. Bony face, often looks like she's 50. And she's supposed to be what, 16?

Not defending fashion choices, R307, but shirts are required if you’re hanging out on the beach all day for some people. Or you’ll pay for it with a pound of peeled skin and pain later.

r307 I am confused why he's wearing that since going by his hair and face he's sweaty and miserable. I think Noah's way too camp to become a heartthrob even if he is straight. But then I didn't foresee fangirls of all ages losing their shit for Finn either. so what do I know?

R310 The boy's camp for sure, but I always thought Yeezys and whatnot were a straightboy/fuccboi thing

It’s too early to tell with Noah, IMO. At that age, I was still obsessed with a female classmate. One year later, the thought of her smelly gash made me sick.

Noah reminds me of Whil Wheaton, who, when he was a teen, I would swear would turn out to be gay. Whil, of course, eventually married a woman, so you never can tell.

Winona Ryder is so one note.

How would we go about finding out which of them is gay?

Finns acting on that video he did [232] is really really bad. The writing was scary bad too. Did they think they were being clever?

R315, I could help find out!

R317 Oh lordy

Finn looks like a strange looking woman. Actually, he reminds me of my childhood best friend's sister, Yvonne. Weird.

r316 r317

Back off, bitches.

*r318

Noah's newest Instagram story looks even more ab-ulous than before.

R306 Instagay aesthetic is spot-on for Noah

Noah is such a cutiepie. He’ll have a long career if he wants it.

R324 unfortunately that means they will closet him up eventhough you can see he’s a gay from space

Maybe Noah can be in the Call Me By Your Name sequel if they wait a few years to film.

R296 Noah is getting over that awkward stage pretty quickly. He looks good. When does he turn 18?

R325 I fear that might be the case, though maybe they'll target the gay teen audience, if that's big enough

r322 It's surprising how much more masculine his twin sister looks than him

Noah does seem to be overtaking Finn in the handsome department

Finn is fug!

Gayer too

What happened to Natalia's cheeks? Her face is so hollowed out. The casting director must have worked very hard to find her.

It hurts to look at Natalia... not in a good way

She's the spooky scary skeleton, right? R334

R334 Looking at Noah is much better

r332 Eh.

Noah looks in HEAVEN signing his name on that little stud’s abs.

Notice how he high he held the pen, so the guy had to lift his shirt further

I'd hate to be famous or instantly recognizable. You must be somewhat crazy to need and look forward to all that attention.

Noah has posted an Instagram story, he has a weird habit of doing that.

R341 *an Instagram story from the shower

r342

Ha, you mean like when he somehow managed to trap himself in the shower and couldn't get out? I remember that one.

At what point as a parent does it become concerning your 14 year old son has done multiple shower livestreams for 8.3 million followers?

R344 Hopefully sometime before he drops the phone...

All of them, except the black kid, look like they're related. White people...all look the same? That one kid in the right corner looks like a child Natalie Portman.

Here's a pair of photos of Finn enjoying the company of men

They're boys, R347, not men.

[quote] men

Looks more like Finn and a flannel lesbian.

R349 Jackson (the blond guy in both pictures) doesn't seem to be able to smile, sounds like a flannel lesbian to me

The mullet boy stepbrother is hot. Paleface Max is also unpleasant like Nancy to look at but plays the teenage brat well.

Finn liked this fanart of him and Timothee Chalamet:

Why did you post that? Edvard Munch couldn't have come up with something so nightmarish. Though the fact that the more psycho parts of Chalomets and Wolfhard's fandoms are the same people does explain a lot.

R352 Jesus Christ that’s disturbing

Speaking of psycho fans, it's always annoyed me how defensive fan-girls become when someone suggests their idol is gay, as if it's a slur.

Finn has such a "grumpy old man" energy here.

R356 What a weird clip

He's really starting to look like his brother in that. How unfortunate.

Aidan Gallagher (the kid form "Umbrella Academy) has managed to antagonize the legions of Millie fangirls by claiming she and him would be dating if they lived in the same city. His IG strategy - endlessly explaining himself to random commenters, just digging himself in deeper in the process - really shows how smart Finn's arch, remote approach is.

So strange

"really shows how smart Finn's arch, remote approach is." - I think you're giving way to much credit for just not acting like a complete retard but OK.

r361

I think being very candid and communicative with your fans works if you're a complete sweetheart like Noah, but if you've got a slightly spikier personality it can easily lead you into all kinds of trouble.

Noah's had a haircut

Noah is our next gay superstar, mark my words.

He's already our gay superstar.

r358

Hm, not that much. They've both got strong noses, but his brother looks a lot like their dad, with a very meaty face, whereas Finn is lucky in looking more like their mother, with much finer features.

PS: Not to sound callous, but the neurological issues in the family also seem to come from the paternal side; Nick has talked about being autistic, and if you've ever come upon their paternal uncle's twitter account, he seems to be much further along on the spectrum. It looks like Finn had a very close but decisive win in the genetic lottery.

Finn with mom and dad:

Finn and Jaeden got really close in the video that still's from, and the parents kinda averted their gaze.

Or the adults too. Saw David Harbour's Hellboy. What a piece of shit. And Winona too. Saw that romantic comedy with Keanu that's on Amazon.. I forgot how bad they were in Dracula. This is just as fucking bad. They should never be in movies together. David and Winona need to put some of that money aside after that show is over.

r355

Are you sure you're talking of today's fangirls, rather than those of 15 years ago? I'm sure the type you describe still exists, but it seems to me the opposite is more common these days, with girls hyperventilating every time Finn and Jack so much as look at each other.

Noah is not even hiding his gayness anymore, good for Him.

Ha, r372. Though my main takeaway from this was what a basic bitch Noah is, gushing over the fucking Dolan twins. Hipster Finn would rather die.

Finn's best friends with that twat Josh Kennedy. He's lost the right to judge on relationships with e-celebs.

Noah seems to be aspiring to be a dudebro. If he starts hanging with the Dolans, I guess he might end up having to beat back their bestie James Charles.

Yeah, Josh is kind of a douchebag, but you can't deny that he's more interesting/talented than people like the Dolans. I just find it funny how Noah and Finn are at such complete cultural odds, with Finn the uber-hipster and Noah the uber-normie; no wonder they seem so distant irl.

On another note, it's interesting how Finn, Noah and Millie all immediately used their ST fame to strike up friendships (or, in Millie's case, a relationship) with internet celebs; it shows how important those figures are to the zoomer generation, to an extent that older people still don't quite realize.

Are Millie's parents still going full Lohan? Haven't heard from them in awhile

Noah also dressed as a woman yesterday

When will the internet let go of Barb?

Haha, now he's met up with that Instagram model he was thirsting over a while back.

Finn is modelling for Saint Laurent:

Jesus that hair.

Yeah, the hair has gone from “Botticelli angel” to “cigarettes and booze”.

They're clearly going for a Bob Dylan ca. 1965 look, and he's pulling it of very well.

I love where the show the moms at the pool lusting after Billy the lifeguard

More stuff from season 3 . Mike and Lucas boredly waiting for their girlfriends. Will visibly contemplating suicide because they won't shut up about them. I'm impressed didn't expect them to be this realistic about the life of a closeted teenager.

R386 caleb’s “acting” better have improved

R386 Do we know if that's actually what's going on?

r388 They're wearing the same clothes that they are when Max and El go on their girls shopping trip from the trailer. Given they seem to be sat on a bench in a mall it looks pretty likely.

R389 Ah, good catch! They might actually be going for the gay 5th wheel angle which I remember so much from my youth.

[quote] I survived being eaten, and causing the apocalypse for this.

"Why can't Mike do to me what the Shadow Monster did to me?"

Millie will simply because her parents have whored her out but dressing her very very stylish to some of you but waaaay to adult. It started when she was about 12/13/14 and I mean sexy adult. The "Times up" moment? On the red carpet a 13 year old Millie is wearing a short black dress, open bare back, kitten heels doing that Marilyn Monroe over the shoulder look. The irony. Then there was that black all leather outift (again short skirt) and heels. Right down to bare shoulder dresses. I suspect the parents aren't interested in cultivating her talents (she emotes beautifully in ST) and just want 💵💵💵💵. I have a feeling that when she's 16 she's going to get emancipated.

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R395 She was hanging out with Drake wearing that dress.

The one with the ‘tard face can play the fat neighbor on syndicated comedies.

R396 Drake likes'em young

Save that money, kids

Maybe Drake and Millie can go on a double date with Tyler the Creator and Finn some time.

Mike and Lucas want to hang out with their girlriends. Will...

Only a dumb ass old faggot would make a post like this. Get a life.

[quote] Get a life.

Wrong website

Gaten made a post for Pride Month on his Instagram, and Noah is not holding back confronting homophobes in the comments.

(Here's Gaten's original post.)

Something tells me this won't end well.

The kids are alright.

[quote] #noahschnapp happy fathers day to my soon to become second father

He aint subtle.

Noah was "freaking out" when he saw Ross Lynch at the MTV Movie Awards.

Finn exposed the Riverdale cast on the Tonight Show. One of the hosts said something about casts who can't stand each other, and Finn turned to the others and said "Riverdale".

Sorry, I meant "Today Show", not "Tonight Show".

^Here's the clip btw.

Noah has started a youtube channel...

He talks about his first kiss "WITH A GIRL", presumably to offset how flaming he is.

God him during that sandwhich answer is one of the gayest things I've seen in a long while.

The final trailer for season 3's out.

Wait did Noah just publicly state he wants Asher to top him at R408?

Aren't the kids about 14 or 15 now and it is the mid-80? Why do all the boys have bowl cuts like they are either 5 years old or it is 1975?

I liked the fun house setting (it might be time for someone to do a version of Something Wicked This Way Comes), but the rest of it seems like they are making stuff and rules up as they go along to stretch out the series while throwing in movie homages.

r416 The only kids with bowl cuts are Will who's family are dirt poor, and going by Jonathan. Joyce probably cuts their hair with an actual bowl. And Mike who's never shown to give a shit about his appearance or clothing. Everyone else has either normal or pretty 80s hair.

Lol, Jack Grazer is such a troll

Finn is taller than Charlie Heaton now.

Finn is tall AF nowadays, but to be fair, booze-hound Charlie isn't that tall for a guy.

Mild s3 spoiler. Will seeing Mike piss off to hang with girls.

R415 bowl cuts were a thing in the 80’s for young boys think gayling Jonathan in who’s the boss.

Meant for R416

Millie really is Noah’s hag.

She seems nice, and not a future trainwreck like Millie, but Sadie Sink is a MONUMENTALLY STUPID NAME.

Finn looks like Anne Hathaway's son.

There were a few too many lingering shots of the boys' short shorts, and the ginger girl's feet, for my liking.

I’m starting to think Finn is gay too.

New YSL video with Finn.

New YSL video with Finn.

(Oops, sorry for the double post.)

MBB will either become a huge success or flame out badly after she turns 18 or this show ends. I don't think her parents have done too badly given the circumstances - don't they still live in London with their other kids? As long as they all don't pack up and move ft to LA to really work the grift, it should be ok.

Um... R432, that's exactly what they did. She's the breadwinner for the entire family.

Nowhere does it say they all live in LA. She may be the main breadwinner but at least they're still London-based, which bodes much better than LA-based.

Come the day the parents pack up stakes and move with her and their younger kids to LA perm, I'll confirm they're as shady as accused. For now things seem to be ok.

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Her parents are Dina and Michael Lohan with an accent.

r57 Gaten really isn't very good

Noah's the 3rd most followed cast member on Instagram as of today. Not bad since he only had 14 minutes of speaking time in 3.

The kids are all so ugly it must have been a deliberate casting decision. But why?

I wonder if the others all hate that Little Miss Thing is always pushed front and center

I can only imagine the bitching this poster started...

She is the breakout star of the show, at least currently. Of course they'll promote her in ads.

MBB and her situation heavily remind of the other major child actor to come out of Bournemouth: Christian Bale. He also was a precocious talent and had messy stage parents - his dad mainly - who moved him to LA, pushed him to work and made him the family breadwinner for a number of years.

He also rose above it to become one of the best of his generation. We'll see if lessons past learned are applied here or if it all goes bust.

I can see Noah as the dark horse successful one.

MBB might be cast for The Eternals. DL is gonna have a cow

The problem with that, r444, is that she will grow up, so that child part is out.

R444 She keeps winning

Apparently Finn was a crazy method actor as a pre-teen.

[quote] The main kid who plays a young Stefan [Babcock, lead vocalist/guitarist] — his name is Finn Wolfhard. He hadn’t really done much [before being cast for “Guilt Trip.”] He shows up in full character with his head semi-shaved, in his full jean jacket regalia. Makeup had just given him a harelip scar. He doesn't say hi to anyone in the crew — most of whom had never met him before — and just starts skulking around. Finally he takes this prop razor blade with the logo X'd out for legal reasons and runs up to show me and the DP, saying, "Each one of these X's is for a cop I killed. This last one's for the pig who got my poppa!" And then he runs away cackling. He was whispering the scariest shit during all the takes. As soon as he showed up, everything fell into place. All the other kids...all of a sudden they were a band because he was so strong and scary and fun.

He's going to be Jared Leto levels of retard by his 20s if he's still doing that.

First picture of Finn on the Ghostbusters set.

R439 They were awkward as kids but Millie and Noah are growing into their looks. Finn has a dorky charm.

Millie is very pretty.

R446 right I don’t know anyone between age 8-17 that hates her, online she is an “icon” to them already. She is is going to be the Winona of her generation and will get all the best roles for her age range in the early 2020s like Winona did in the early 90’s..

Despite having a congenital defect (cleidocranial dysostosis) Gaten has done quite well. Gatan played Gavroche in Les Mis on B way. He has a great voice that will mature with him. He is dorky looking now but could easily grow into a handsome adult. He has overcome a nasty set of circumstances and endured lots of dental surgery to manage the defect. I wish him well.

The sheriff looks like the son of Chris Farley.

So is MBB going to be in the Eternals or not? I thought Marvel was unveiling that cast this weekend at Comic Con.

She is growing into her looks now. The awkward teen phase is passing. If Marvel casts her as a young or teen character they may not get the mileage they want from her. The Avengers went on for a decade.

Guess not MBB. Lia McHugh will play Sprite in TE. She is several years younger than MBB and a relative unknown.

R456 god how can a 12 year old look so fucking annoying.

That's the problem nowadays for child stars r457. If they dress them in little girls dresses and mary janes they then look too 'childish' and immature. Putting them in clothing for sexy adult women is too inappropriate,so the compromise is old-lady, conservative attire (like the pussy bow dress in your pic). MBB and her stylists also had this problem at times, which is now passing since she's now a full teen and can wear more.

Finn seems very arrogant.

I like the curly haired kid best, his toothless smile is just adorable and so was his duet with girlfriend, but he probably won't age well.

I love gay Noah.

They will have varying levels of success similar to the Harry Potter kids.

Wtf is the point of promoting your products if you're not going to be shown using them???

I haven't read the thread but MBB looks like present day Kim Darby.

Interesting developments on the hair front.

Milly Bobby Brown is going to be Lindsay Lohan

r464 I assume that's related to this. God I hope it's just for wig making reasons.