The Holderness Family

He has BDE, Big Dick Everything.

He was an anchorman and quit the job to work with his wife? (doing what?)

Dad needs to break free from those awful family burdens and go nuuuuuude.

That McMansion neighborhood is ridiculous. I can smell those homes through the inter tubes.

R4 its in McRaleigh,NC

Anybody else tired of white people trying to look cool doing 80's hip-hop poses?

Dear OP, stopping being angry over someone else's happiness.

I made it three seconds and had to close it.

Snowflake thought police R7, we’re mocking them because they’re ridiculous. No one on on this board wants a fish & four crotch droppings on the side.

Dad looks dongfully delectable.

I have met him socially several times and he is tall and charming in the douchey way that the most popular boy in a small town is. He not a movie star but you notice him in the room. I think it was beyond stupid to leave his anchor job when he did. His wife, a friend, and he have a small video production company but I can’t imagine it to be as lucrative.

He’s had a vasectomy so he’s not going to get you pregnant. Having it done and turning it into a bro-sperance for the local paper explains his personality perfectly.

Dad looks like a cunty stuck up douche, but I would hate fuck him, felch him, make him eat my cum, while we watch reruns of Downton Abbey.

Last year’s Christmas video.

They thoroughly embarrass me

Seeing R13, i would triple penetrate hate fuck him with 2 bbd felch him make him eat all our c u m tie him up and make him lick our asses , wait a few hours and do it to him again.

The parents probably hate each other (and the kids hate them). I see a murder suicide Christmas 2019 and everyone will say "I NEVER would imagine this would happen to this attention whore family who care more about appearances than anything else"...a paraphrase of course. Also, I foresee 'Lola" in the adult industry i the future (or an angry SJW).

R11 do people talk about his dick a lot ?

I think there have been DL threads on them before, the consensus being that they’re repugnant. They represent the worst narcissistic traits of social media. And the kids are probably going to be mortified by this when they get older.

Suburban sunbelt trash. Besides stripmalls and kudzu, the best reason to stay out of NC.

R13, Andy Samberg does it better.

The rapping... it burns

Does Penn do a "dick in a box" video, R20?

Too bad there wasn't a drive by.

A family holiday greeting where you can humble brag and write it off on your taxes as part of your video business? That's pure Viagra for Fraus.

Looking at their channel views, if they've monetised properly, they'll have made somewhere in the region of $160k.

I'm not sure why, but families that get "Christmas Jammies" every year make me want to barf.

I'm not sure why, but families that get "Christmas Jammies" every year make me want to barf.

I'm not sure why, but families that get "Christmas Jammies" every year make me want to barf.

I'm not sure why, but families that get "Christmas Jammies" every year make me want to barf.

I'm not sure why, but families that get "Christmas Jammies" every year make me want to barf.

I'm not sure why, but families that get "Christmas Jammies" every year make me want to barf.

I'm not sure why, but families that get "Christmas Jammies" every year make me want to barf.

Okay, that wasn't me... not sure why it posted 40 times.

They are annoying and narcissistic, for sure, but I admire the parents for staying fit.

^ gay life distilled according to r34

Their front yard is a mess.

Remember the Eh-Bee family and their delightfully wacky videos? I guess the kids are getting too old to participate properly.

This is one of their Xmas vids from 2016.

White folks are corny as hell. Damn...

HEY EVERYONE!!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

I MEAN, US!!!!!!!!!!

r37 No.

I don't think he's hot.

The kids will spend years in therapy trying to get over this and will rebel strenuously against the parents upon entering middle school. In the immortal words of many a DLer, "this will not end well."

Wow that Eh Bee daughter appears to have grown up to be a 12 year old Ivanka Trump the way she carries herself. It must be a result of the fame life...

Parents should not put their kids on YouTube. They will not live it down when they get to high school or when they're in the job market.

How old is the dad in the OP. And how old is the Eh Bee dad? And what kind of name is Eh Bee?

Eh Bee dad should present Christmas hole.

I'm better looking than him, so if he's hot, I'm smouldering

Show us, R47.

Does the dad have gray hair?

[quote]Looking at their channel views, if they've monetised properly, they'll have made somewhere in the region of $160k.

So since their 2013 Jammie video, they've only made $40k per year? Wouldn't his anchor job have paid more?

R50, I thought he meant $160K on the one video.

R25?

He said channel views, not video views.

Are there shirtless pics? There must be somewhere.

The illusion is better than seeing the goods.

I'm getting secondhand embarrassment watching their video's.

They're trying way too hard. I feel sorry for whoever thinks these videos are cute or charming.

Unbearable

It's fascinating how boring they are.

R58 I feel that is the appeal of 90% of youtubers.

It doesn't make sense that he quit his anchorman job to go make YouTube videos with his wife. Now instead of a dual income, they have to rely on YouTube for their sole income for a family of 4. Can you really make that much off of YouTube that it replaces 2 incomes?

Twerking at 40.

Are all their YouTube views, 'hate views'?

Bumping America’s favourite family just in time for the holidays!

More unbearable than ever.

HUGE dick face. That's a lucky frau

I refuse to click on any one of their videos and give then a view. We've all seen this sort of thing before -- they're horrible.

r60 yes, at the extreme end youtubers like Logan Paul make tens of millions a year. I could easily see this couple making half a million a year from their channel

Please explain what generates income from a YouTube channel.

R68 Youtube puts ads before most videos. If you get even a few thousand views per month, you get a fraction of the ad money. You get a larger percentage if people request your videos specifically for their ads.

People with hundreds of thousands or millions of views a month can make a LOT.

Dad looks like he's a great fuck

Hate crime

Good picture of Penn. He doesn't shave his chest hair