How can I seduce an Indian

Give his mother real estate.

A spousal visa? Green card? Sponsorship?

OP, ask yourself how you would like someone to seduce you, then do that.

Indian sizemeat is massive, uncut, and stinky with cheese!

Indians have very small penises. Why bother, OP?

Plus, they smell bad.

I like it rough

Rough seduction?

Be sure to always look at him in a coy and demure way or else he won't give you that flower garland you've been eyeing.

You're probably white already but just in case, always have a bottle of Fair and Lovely skin whitening cream to look your most feminine and desirable.

Wampum?

Curry. Lots and lots of curry.

Chicken tikka Masala with naan

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Does he smell like a dirty diaper with Indian food?

In other words, you want to know how to curry favor with him.

OP Are you really really fugly? I have to swat them off. They come after me like flies and are VERY insistent.

From a top's point of view - many Indian guys have large, round, plump butts. Definitely a plus. Most of the said bubble butts are very dirty however. Buy him a douche kit and instruct him on how to use it. It is worth the trouble as many of these men are fucking HOT. Anal hygiene is just is not a priority for most Indians - no matter how hot they are. The majority of those I have met are married to women (even the really young ones), which adds to the thrill of sodomizing them. Beautiful butts - these Indian studs..

Are they like Filipinos who generally chase after anything white?

Indian male overall BO can be among the very worst. Not just underarm odor but overall. I wasn't aware of this until a female co-worker, happily married to an Indian man, informed me of this. She was a hoot and, knowing I am gay, gave me some naked pics of her very hot Indian hubby. My later personal experience with Indian men confirmed her stories. I think Indian men are hot as Hell but sometimes, indeed, you have to hold your nose.

I am not racist. I love Indian men. I think they are hot as Hell. Unfortunately, nobody's perfect.

R16 That's completely untrue. I'm sure you've never fucked Indian butt. I have. Lots. I used to travel there for work and I'm a top too.

All of them are very clean, without exception. That's because they wash and font use paper. They are actually very fastidious about it.

Bubble butts? Not really not any more than any other ethnicity. Only problem I have with them, on the contrary, is that many are too skinny for me.

R18 is right about BO though. That's pretty heavy.

r14 I'vr had a few come on to me but they weren't that hot. I've never desired an actual Indian guy that I've known before. I've been with guys who's parents were from India and maybe Pakistan? but they grew up with whiteys and their first language was English so there were no cultural barriers. The only immigrants I've ever hooked up with were Eurotrash, Filipinos, a few Caribbean dudes and some Africans.

R19, I only know anecdotally the sexy Indian men that I have fucked here in the US. 80% had dirty butts. Not "filthy" - just dirty. Lots of colored juice all over the bed and all over me. Sexy as fuck - yes sir, but clean as a whistle - NO.

Sing him this song.

R19, you are entirely right. Indian men are usually scrupulously clean. But many still have this one unfortunate problem which no amount of washing seems to help. But bring them on to me.

Ew, r21, I've never encountered that. They are among the cleanest men I have experienced.

Wait a minute. R22 just popped up. Are we talking about Native Americans or men from the country of India?

With an amazing dance number.

R14, can I marry you?

I notice they’re either really hot or king troll.

R9 and R22, you racist fucks. Fuck off with the stereotypes.

Indians are from India. The other so-called definition was based on a fuckwit named Columbus, who thought he had sailed to India. And what a despicable human being he was.

Cover yourself ic curry and don’t bathe. They should do the trick.

Disgusting, smelly people.

Wear nose plugs.

I once had an Indian coworker who reeked of a combination of BO and some type of body spray, Axe or something. It's like he never bothered to shower, and assumed that he could just mask it.

Just curious: has anyone ever met or heard of a white Westerner + Indian immigrant couple? It's odd, because I personally haven't.

Agree with R19. I like guys from India because most are short and I’m 5’7”. Here in NJ BO isn’t an issue. The problem is they use too much cologne. I tend to go after the second generation guys. By then they don’t have that tie to India and the gay ones don’t get married to please their family.

If you are not of the same perceived caste system as they are they will have nothing to do with you. They will treat you like their servant.

I live in an area that has become a mini Cacutta ghetto. They go into stores and change price tags, try to get multiple coupons to get something for free, lie about prices on goods. And when you call them out they act like it’s the first time they have been in America and start speaking in their language.

They will knock you down if you are walking by them because they don’t feel they need to be courteous to allow both of you to pass.

I am surprised I haven’t seen one of them taking a goat into a store to barter with. Disgusting people.

Are their dick heads like rotting gulab jamun?

As far as BO goes, only asians don't smell. Indians whites Latinos blacks all smell very strong.

R30 only straight ones

[quote]How can I seduce an Indian

I believe it has something to do with an eggplant and a couple of corpses floating down the Ganges.

So many of these posts are mean . Funny , yes ... but not all true . So many gorgeous and clean , cultured Indian men in London . I don’t see as many in the US , but in the UK they’re everywhere . From light to dark .

I've been with a guy from India and another from nearby Sri Lanka. Both gay. The guy from India was a bottom and the one from Sri Lanka was a top.(I'm only adding this information in anticipation that someone will ask.) It didn't take much to get them into bed. We talked for a bit and then we decided to head back to my place and fuck. Both were very clean and loved fucking. No need to offer green cards or promises of property.

R34 Some of the most eye watering BO has belonged to Chinese men I've worked with. I'm talking Seinfeld-esque, beyond BO that survives minutes after the person has left the room. Like a lingering fart.

I have some colleagues from India who are stunningly handsome. I mean, I have to make an effort not to stare at them. I've fantasized about some of them, but never really made a connection, unfortunately.

R39 that's interesting. Asians genetically have fewer apocrine glands which are largely responsible for body odor.

REALLY good kissers. Very very sexual/sensual.

Perfect your chai blending skills OP!

Chai drinking and dating will make you BOTH smell and taste sweeter.

Cloves cinnamon and ginger gotta kill the garlic and tumeric seeping from the pores...??

Do they date outside their culture?

From my experience, they are all married to a woman and are typically total bottoms. Kissing is usually not on the table and often times douching never occurred to them. I fucked a gorgeous Indian guy bare once (I know, lapse of judgment) and he was a tiny bit dirty but cleaned off my dick by ass to mouthing it after I fucked his ass. Fine as fuck. I would not repeat the bareback thing, but I love to jack off thinking about it.

Usually not good in bed. Repressed and not much fun.

Look at those lips! I enjoy kissing, I think it's an important part of sex, wouldn't mind kissing and fucking this cutie.

I find Rajesh in Big Bang theory hot. I'd like to Big Bang him.

Would you even now be wanting a Slushee to be giving him for loving purpose?

Oily greasy skin and lots of pimples. Pass.

Women have a thick treasure trail from belly button to anus. Gross.

racist folks

Tell him you're an Indian woman on a bus.

R32 Kolkatans are the worse. Very uppity. Even other Indians will admit.

Don’t all their holes smell like curry?

My closest friend who is a very successful real estate agent in New Jersey ,says he hates selling their homes and turns them down all time. They have such smelly homes and bodies. He said he once in awhile will tell them to stop cooking with curry if they want him to sell their home.

The suburb of Raleigh that I live in is now majority, or close to it, Indian tech immigrants and while I don’t have many interactions with them, the few I do have mostly been negative. They are very aggressive in the grocery store and will blatantly cut in front of you in the checkout line. The first couple of times I let it go, but now I respond with a loud voice and they give way. They also don’t care if they are blocking your way in the aisles either. They look at you and then turn away, being left to wait unless you ask to be let through.

The men like to wear sandals and most look as if their toe nails haven’t been trimmed in months, some could climb walls. Their fingernails are often long as well.

Their love of fireworks is almost pathological. I grew up in red neck country and still and shocked about how many fireworks my Hindu neighbors set off. Some of the mortars are enormous and definitely are not legal for sale in N.C.

That said, their children are well behaved and the adults I have come to know are quite nice people. Even these people, while perfectly pleasant, are open impressed by money and possessions and I don’t think they would be as warm towards me if I were perceived to be poor.

Report to police if they do illegal fireworks. They will wreck the environment. Most are money grubbers.

[quote]Oily greasy skin and lots of pimples. Pass.

I haven't seen many Indians with bad skin, let alone pimples. Where the hell do you live?!!

R3 here. Sorry. I forgot my picture.

Give him this & tell him 'it's a whole new springtime wardrobe' for his mother.

Tasteful, and so inexpensive, just a Win Win for everyone involved..

I had an Indian colleague tell me that as a child, her mother used to make her wear new clothes without taking the tags off and have the tags very visible and obvious to everybody. A very status obsessed people, of course a leftover from the caste system.

I am ungodly attracted to Indian men. I have no idea what it is, but were I to take a trip to India, I'd probably return home in a wheelchair.

Well lots of gay men are into self flagellation so I guess your love lust R61 shouldn't really come as a surprise.

Why would you want to fuck an Indian or a Paki? Imagine the smell.

IMAGINE THE SMELL!

Buy lots and lots of Slurpee’s.

But Hajii one of these. I refer to it as the one true make-up essential. Every Brahmin should carry one in the pocket.

Lots of vile racists in this thread.

My financial consultant is Indian, US born and very hot. He's very distracting. When I go to talk to him about my investments, I forget what we're talking about, he's that good looking. He's straight and married to a white woman who also works in finance. Their kids are gorgeous.

Lentils, chickpeas and rice OP

R66

All of the Indians I know are outstanding people. When you have a ridiculous question posted, one must however run with it.

Rupees & baubles, natch.

You are very naughty op... Very, very naughty!

Offer him an old Army blanket?

You can't, we had a meeting.

Marjoop, Marjoop, Marjoop!

There’s nothing more hilariously worthwhile and informative than a bunch of ignorant white supremacist attempting to provide incite into nonwhites.

OP the first thing you should do is not ask a pack of idiotic white supremacist questions about racial minorities.

r56 Cary here... where only the white people are rude!

I lied, the service at Udupi can be inattentive sometimes.

[quote]provide incite

Oh, fucking dear.

First, OP, dots? Or feathers?

oh, dear, r77. everybody knows it’s “whoop whoop, or red dot?”

No no you're both wrong it's: Sitting Bull or 7-11?

HUGE PENISES EVERYWHERE!

With marigolds, OP.

When traveling on business I often stay in a rural motel owned by an Indian family. We have become friendly. But the son, who is in his early 20s and pitched in at the desk sometimes when he's not in college, is beautiful. All the traits - large, warm brown eyes, muscular but with a softness to his skin, well-proportioned, handsome face. Distracting. He is straight and barely bothers with niceties beyond a formal kind of civility, because his mother has told him to treat me like an honored guest (I heard her), because I'm from the big city and an "important man."

It's not the sex so much - he's too young for me. But a cuddle....

Wow. The racism here is incredible. Do half the commentators even personally know someone from India? Or is this just their warped perception of Indians from what bigoted Western media taught them? Disappointing for a liberal alternate lifestyle website.

"alternate lifestyle" <-- Fuck yourself.

Also, as a white guy who responds to low rent shitheads who come from cardboard box beach suburbs about my trashy ass racist white trash nazi cuisine... learn how to take a joke. You can be made fun of just like everyone else. You aren't special, just like everyone else ISN'T.

Grow the fuck up, fucking baby.

I have encountered many, many, many hot Indian men. Just like any group of people - they can be broken down into groups of the good, the bad, the ugly and the beautiful. Some are rude and some would give you the shirt off their back. How do you seduce one? Likely in the same manner as any other man...that is, if they are interested in men to begin with and further more if they are interested in you.

I work at Costco and my only complaint is they often show up five minutes before closing. None of us can understand why. And it was true at the other Costcos I worked at as well. Very odd to watch them get turned back at 6:03PM on Sundays.

R86 - when I was in grad school and working part time at Kohl's to make ends meet, I noticed the same phenomenon. Literally, a mob entered the store about 2 minutes before closing. Additionally, they generally loved to pick a sweater or shirt from the non-sale racks and beg to get it "two for one". I told said patron that only the items that are marked "2 for 1" are on sale. They never understood this and would carpet merchant away at me in an attempt to force me to allow this discount. Of course I had no influence over the pricing and told them as much. A manager would have to be called and they would become irate when told as much by my superior. I once had a customer return nightly and ask the same question every day. I was so frustrated after weeks of this that I probably would have given him the damn "2 for 1" if I had the authority - just to not have to deal with him again. For years now, my bf and I break into laughter when we see a "2 for 1" sale anywhere. Damn, that was annoying..

R86 R87 Indians love to do things last minute and are always late. They are not into doing a good job.

I've noticed that too re Costco, as I'm leaving, Indian people are always trying to get inside 30 minutes after the store has technically closed. Even if Costco is close to closing time, the cashiers are required to check everyone out.

Yes, I am not complaining about the Indian people showing up late but I was just curious to know why. It is very, very common. And so odd too to see them turned away at 6:10 on Sunday evening.

When anyone shows up late, and consistently does it, it usually means their time is more important than yours.

The irony of the Costco where all these Indian people show up close to closing time, most own homes literally one block away from Costco, they can't use 'traffic' as an excuse for always showing up so late. These Indian customers can literally walk there, and many do, they show up with their own shopping carts, the large ones sold at Costco. My local Costco closes 8:30 on weeknights and 6:00 on the weekends.

The two Indians I’ve had sex with had big delicious dicks. But their asses: not so much.

Are Indians cut? I know Pakistani men are, like the Jews and Italian-American Roman Catholics, a big deal is made about getting the circumcision as a baby.

It's mind-boggling how arrogant Indians are when they come from such a backwards culture.

Their music is seriously fucked up.

Indian music sounds like Irish music! I really enjoy it. The harmonium sound is really interesting.

No r17. Indians are more loyal and adhere to their thousands of years of culture and tradition.

Filipinos go after white for economic security and so their children can get the benefits of being mixed-race and white passing. Filipinos have learned through 300 years of Spanish colonialism and 100 years of American imperialism to superficially assimilate to the dominate culture while covertly maintaining indigenous beliefs. That's why Filipino Catholicism involves nailing people to to the cross and your blond white, green eyed 1/4 Filipino neighbor obsessively voted for Jasmine Trias and Jessica Sanchez on American idol.

Ask any Filipino mail order bride, they have a white husband for economic and social security and a secret Filipino boyfriend for emotional and physical sustenance.

You have to stink right?

r97

I can't imagine any Filipino doing this

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Bump

I've had two. One guy I met (in his late 20's) in NYC and all he wanted to do was jack off. He was terrified of his and my cum touching him. He ran to get a paper towel. The other guy I met in Beverly Hills, he was 34, very sweet and handsome. well dressed, loved to kiss and have his ass eaten out. After we both came we snuggled and talked for a long time. He came back the next night for round two. Also, he loved doing poppers. I'm sure these made him more relaxed and uninhibited. In his daily life he's probably very conservative and maybe even closeted. He texts me from time to time asking when I'm coming back.

How do you seduce one? Likely in the same manner as any other man...that is, if they are interested in men to begin with and further more if they are interested in you.

Some of the ones with Persian(?) stock are handsome. But the others do not appeal to me. They tend to be the pervy ones, too, in my experience.

How can you tell if they’re interested or just being friendly. Is it normal in their culture to touch a lot?

I just don’t want to have to go learn complicated choreography

Tons of fun in bed. Good kissers. Most of them rather deeply closeted, expected to get married and make babies. (my FB was, anyways.)

And if they want you, I'm reasonably certain they'll let you know.

Dev Patel is gorgeous. Any tips on how to seduce him? LOL

I know an ugly white chick who managed to snag a hot one. Probably because shes "exotic" to him.

I work for one. Worship him endlessly. Tell him he's flawless. Make sure he knows that every single thing he does is the greatest thing anyone has ever done, and every thought he has is perfect. Then bend over.

Tell him you own several 711s and Quiznoses. Tell him that you will give him a Quiznos if he can go steady with you. A 711 to his mama if he puts out on first date

LMFAO, R112! But honestly, the only Indian that I know (and he is really quite attractive, straight/married, and a really nice guy all around) owns a corner convenience store. He does quite well - despite not having a gas pump. They really do flock like moths to a flame to IT professions or 711's don't they?

Invite him to come to a party they love to dance

Take a dump on his front lawn. Make him feel like he's back in India.

Do they look different depending on what part of the country they are from?

try that expensive whiskey that Prince Charles drinks....

Pakistani men are much sexier.

They're not as cool r118

Really R119? Hasan Minhaj and Riz Ahmed are both sexy and cool.

Would seducing a Pakistani be anything like seducing an Indian? Could I learn a technique that would work on both?

Do you have a large one of these🍆?

Being cute and white helps. Lots of foreigners like whities

Pakistanis and Indians adore whites.

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maybe should rub your cock and hole with hot curry powder....i'm sure that would work

YES! OP, so what did you do?

I am a white guy from Brooklyn and I have no idea what to say or how to approach Indian guys I am into.

Bump

Still working on it r127. He's very friendly and handsy but I don't know if that's maybe a cultural thing?

OP, do you like the hunky musclemen Indians or prefer the thin bookish types like the actor who plays Timmy on "Rules Of Engagement"?

I prefer the thin bookish ones especially when they're tall. I see a lot of Indian university students wearing turbans where I live and usually they are gorgeous. They have really beautiful eyes most of the time even if the turban doesn't really get me off.

I like the buff, athletic ones with swag

Indian bodybuilders are often quite gorgeous and usually have amazing butts. Anecdotally, they never seem to be anything but straight sadly - even if they are not, they never seem to act on those impulses.

For good reason

So MAny stereotypes here

I like the hot buff ones

Rub a dab of pure vanilla extract on your wrists and pulse points...works like a charm.

Fly to Delhi and then open up Grindr. I promise, you will never be lonely again.

I unintentionally seduced a nerdy one who was very bashful and newly married. He was so cute and sweet and had just come from India with his wife. I remember really liking the way he dressed. Not flashy but always neat and put together.

"How can I seduce an Indian"

In this case, being a cow may be sacred.

DOnt say ignorant stuff