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Madonna Got Fat

Doesn't Portugal have gyms?

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by Anonymousreply 289April 22, 2018 2:01 AM


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by Anonymousreply 1December 7, 2017 6:44 PM

She and Mooriah have been hitting the cakes.

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by Anonymousreply 2December 7, 2017 6:44 PM

She looks good.

by Anonymousreply 3December 7, 2017 7:12 PM

She needed some extra weight. Her body looks healthy.

by Anonymousreply 4December 7, 2017 7:14 PM

Probably the filler got to her abdomen, been there too.

by Anonymousreply 5December 7, 2017 7:16 PM

That dress though.

by Anonymousreply 6December 7, 2017 7:28 PM

better than anorexia

by Anonymousreply 7December 7, 2017 7:32 PM

In R2’s photo, Kelly Ripa looks more waxen than her Madame Toussaud wax figure.

by Anonymousreply 8December 7, 2017 8:13 PM

A chubby Madonna was always sexier than the concentration camp one

by Anonymousreply 9December 7, 2017 8:19 PM

Lay off those Belem cakes, Madge!

by Anonymousreply 10December 7, 2017 8:25 PM

Wow, she went from one extreme to the other. That is a real granny gut.

by Anonymousreply 11December 7, 2017 8:25 PM

Anyone would look fat standing next to Kelly Ripa.

by Anonymousreply 12December 7, 2017 8:32 PM

R11 She's at that age-it happens.

by Anonymousreply 13December 7, 2017 8:32 PM

I see it as a reality check for her and anyone else who thinks it can be avoided. She is strong though, she bends really well on those knees- impressive for a woman her age. Not bad.

by Anonymousreply 14December 7, 2017 8:36 PM

My mom avoided it. Her breasts got bigger/saggier and her belly slide, but only in her 70s. She wasn't pretending she was an IG model though. She just looked good for her age dressed. 108 lbs always.

Madonna looks like she weighs 130-5, thought I'm sure she will claim 120 like Britney - not that much for her age, but photographs obese for the entertainment industry.

by Anonymousreply 15December 7, 2017 8:41 PM

Her face is a cartoonish disaster, but her body looks better.

by Anonymousreply 16December 7, 2017 8:41 PM

Maybe if she keeps the weight and lays off the filler for awhile she’ll start to look human again.

by Anonymousreply 17December 7, 2017 8:45 PM

The plastic surgery is beyond extreme. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 18December 7, 2017 8:46 PM

Most people who move to Portugal lose weight because of the hilly terrain. It's difficult to find a flat street in Lisbon and Sintra (where her Madgesty lives).

by Anonymousreply 19December 7, 2017 8:48 PM

That is the post-menopause gut. It sucks, but I’m sure if she wants to get rid of it she can.

by Anonymousreply 20December 7, 2017 8:50 PM

Bitch ripped me off again!!

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by Anonymousreply 21December 7, 2017 8:54 PM

She's almost 60, does it matter ?

by Anonymousreply 22December 7, 2017 8:54 PM

R20- Her weight seems healthy for her age. Her BMI should be around 119-120. I wonder if height play into that as well.

by Anonymousreply 23December 7, 2017 9:00 PM

Is she drinking more? Another issue if you're menopausal, since alcohol can really add weight to all the wrong areas. The disaster of a dress is more of an issue.

by Anonymousreply 24December 7, 2017 9:05 PM

Debbie looks good. Madonna looks like a cow.

by Anonymousreply 25December 7, 2017 9:12 PM

I thought Madonna looked a little bigger when she performed in some hoochie coochie getup with Ariana Grande for Art Basel.

I am not saying she looks bad at all. It is just jarring in a way because I remember when she went from normal looking during the Like a Virgin era to the very muscular, thin fitness and food obsessed Madonna that turned up around True Blue.

by Anonymousreply 26December 7, 2017 9:29 PM

I have always thought that women who have the same body at 60 that they had in HS look ridiculous. As we age our body matures too and it is unnatural to look like, say.........Kelly Rippa. If I weighed 95lbs. today like I did in HS I would look like death warmed over. No matter what anyone thinks we do age and the only way to stop it is to die. too bad people can't learn to

1. age gracefully

2. have people stop commenting on how bad they look because one day that is going to be them.

by Anonymousreply 27December 7, 2017 9:43 PM

That dress! 🤢😳

by Anonymousreply 28December 7, 2017 10:10 PM

The Hollywood Forever Retirement Village

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by Anonymousreply 29December 7, 2017 10:13 PM

O! My little possums!

THIS is fat!!!

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by Anonymousreply 30December 7, 2017 10:53 PM

I'm more disturbed by Kelly's protruding bones in her chest.

by Anonymousreply 31December 7, 2017 10:57 PM

what happens during menopause? they gain weight in weird places?

by Anonymousreply 32December 7, 2017 11:00 PM

She should have gained the weight YEARS ago...she could have avoided the plastic surgery and fillers.

by Anonymousreply 33December 7, 2017 11:08 PM

grace adler got fat too! even with the spanx...

by Anonymousreply 34December 7, 2017 11:11 PM

Well she is standing next to Kelly Ripa who'd make a Darfur orphan appear obese.

by Anonymousreply 35December 7, 2017 11:13 PM

The queen in the red shirt is a notorious Faye Dunaway hanger-on. Now he's focusing on Madonna as his next victim.

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by Anonymousreply 36December 7, 2017 11:15 PM

She is not fat. She is postmenopausal.

by Anonymousreply 37December 7, 2017 11:16 PM

She looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 38December 7, 2017 11:17 PM

She's not fat. What R12 said.

by Anonymousreply 39December 7, 2017 11:19 PM


by Anonymousreply 40December 7, 2017 11:19 PM

Cooper, Ripa and Seacrest look old as fuck!

I'd hate to see what they look like close up. Scary!

by Anonymousreply 41December 7, 2017 11:22 PM

She’s lovely and this time I really mean it.

by Anonymousreply 42December 7, 2017 11:25 PM

She looks better with more meat. She'll be a grandma one day. Maybe she'll be nicer too.

by Anonymousreply 43December 7, 2017 11:27 PM

Her body is hefty and she can hardly move her face. She’ll never be as gorgeous as Janet.

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by Anonymousreply 44December 7, 2017 11:27 PM

She looks better with a little extra fat, I hate those veiny yoga arms

by Anonymousreply 45December 7, 2017 11:28 PM

She looks horrendous as usual.

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by Anonymousreply 47December 7, 2017 11:31 PM

[quote]Her weight seems healthy for her age. Her BMI should be around 119-120. I wonder if height play into that as well.

I meant she could get rid of it by lipo and surgery. The post menopausal gut hits even the scrawniest of women. It's normal.

by Anonymousreply 48December 7, 2017 11:32 PM


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by Anonymousreply 49December 7, 2017 11:37 PM

Every single one of her kids is adorable. I will give her that.

by Anonymousreply 50December 7, 2017 11:42 PM

She looks like the tired old whore she is. More action in her pussy than the Holland Tunnel, and the asshole? Mary!

by Anonymousreply 51December 7, 2017 11:50 PM

Rocco is ugly as fuck.

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by Anonymousreply 52December 8, 2017 12:04 AM

She looks amazing to me but that dress is hideous. And what such an eye for detail I'm really surprised Madonna wasn't "tied down" better in it. It doesn't appear to fit very well and it seems to exacerbate her tummy area. Compare that to the Roland Mouret dress that she wore a month ago for her Barney's appearance. I love Madonna but I do believe she misses the mark fashion-wise a lot. However, the Mouret was spot on.

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by Anonymousreply 53December 8, 2017 12:04 AM

R53 is blind. She looked like an old bag.

by Anonymousreply 54December 8, 2017 12:08 AM

I'm happy she's over the anorexic look.

Women over 60 who are skinny as shit, just end up looking like a bag of bones.

I'm glad she's just going natural.

by Anonymousreply 55December 8, 2017 12:11 AM

Mother's always coming at me, with her robe flapping open.

by Anonymousreply 56December 8, 2017 12:13 AM

Going natural?? Did u not see this woman’s face when she was on Fallon recently? She could barely move her face.

by Anonymousreply 57December 8, 2017 12:14 AM

Poor chair.

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by Anonymousreply 58December 8, 2017 12:14 AM

Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna Nicole!

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by Anonymousreply 59December 8, 2017 12:14 AM

So funny how you cunts always bag on Janet Jackson’s weight yet Janet is fitter than Madonna these days.

by Anonymousreply 60December 8, 2017 12:18 AM

It all goes back to Catherine Deneuve, who apparently said:

“After 50 you have to make a choice. Your face or your ass.”

Madonna should keep on the weight and quit all the cosmetic shit. In a year she’d look much better.

by Anonymousreply 61December 8, 2017 12:20 AM

R60 Um..sure Betty, for like a second that wont last.

by Anonymousreply 62December 8, 2017 12:21 AM

Madonna got her ass done last year and it looked ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 63December 8, 2017 12:23 AM

R61 Like she would ever do such a thing, that would entail a quiet dignity.

by Anonymousreply 64December 8, 2017 12:23 AM

How does she look in the mirror and say "yeah those fillers are perfect". She looks like someone took an air hose to her face. DEFLATE!

by Anonymousreply 65December 8, 2017 12:27 AM

It's good for elderly women in their 80s to have a little meat on their bones.

by Anonymousreply 66December 8, 2017 12:31 AM

Madonna now looks like a beat-up Kate Winslet.

by Anonymousreply 67December 8, 2017 12:54 AM

[quote]However, the Mouret was spot on.

Dress- Gorgeous. Looked great on her.

Gloves- Ugly.

Hosiery- Nope. Doesn't work with the dress.

Shoes- I didn't even like these. I liked the height of the heel, but I think the vamp was too high or something.

Sunglasses- Hideous.

Black bra straps- That might have worked if she had gotten the other details right.

by Anonymousreply 68December 8, 2017 12:58 AM

Compared to Ripa a blade of grass looks fat. Madonna looks normal.

by Anonymousreply 69December 8, 2017 1:36 AM

[quote] Madonna Got Fat

But you've always been a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 70December 8, 2017 1:38 AM

Her face must be full of scar tissue at this point. I don't even think it's fillers and botox. She's just had botched surgeries.

by Anonymousreply 71December 8, 2017 1:39 AM

Those work-outs have paid off !

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by Anonymousreply 72December 8, 2017 1:54 AM

i think you are right r 63 and i think it contributes to her overall appearance of being more girthy and wide-loadish. And to those saying Janet Jackson is healthier than Madge? Just whose arteries would you take if you had to, Janet's or Madonna's? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Sit down and shut the fuck up, finger lickin good stans.

by Anonymousreply 73December 8, 2017 2:44 AM

When was Priscilla Presley at Live with Kelly and Ryan?

BTW, Seacrest must be fairly short. Madonna clocks in at 5' 2", say 5' 8" with platform shoes. He's about an inch taller than her.

by Anonymousreply 74December 8, 2017 2:45 AM

Madge has been subsisting on salads and protein (the edible ones, bitches) and cardio workouts for so long. Once she resumed eating carbs, coupled with her age and men-o-pause stage, her body and metabolism are having a meltdown, fast.

With an excellent nutritionist, new Chef, and new personal trainer, her body/metabolism should be fine, naturally adjusting to her age. However, her face, and the shit she's done to it over the years, ain't no fixing that mess.

by Anonymousreply 75December 8, 2017 2:55 AM

She looks better than I have seen her. Ripa is the real ugly cunt in all this.

by Anonymousreply 76December 8, 2017 2:55 AM

Look at Madonna and then look at your own mothers.

Which one looks the best?

by Anonymousreply 77December 8, 2017 2:58 AM

I see Janbot is queefing all over this thread.

by Anonymousreply 78December 8, 2017 3:25 AM

I agree, r9.

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by Anonymousreply 79December 8, 2017 3:29 AM

Madonna - so young. Call me when you're 60. I've heard weight gain can be hard - at least that's what I've read and heard people say.

I wouldn't know.

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by Anonymousreply 80December 8, 2017 3:32 AM

[quote]Look at Madonna and then look at your own mothers. Which one looks the best?


by Anonymousreply 81December 8, 2017 3:33 AM

She was looking decidedly stringy & harsh for quite awhile. I used to joke that "fat preserves"; at least with a fuller face it filled out any wrinkles I might have got!

by Anonymousreply 82December 8, 2017 3:34 AM

Michelle Pfeiffer, 59.

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by Anonymousreply 83December 8, 2017 3:34 AM

She really is turning into Mariah.

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by Anonymousreply 84December 8, 2017 3:39 AM

Madonna Looks great! Good for her. Old maid queens @ DL. yuck

by Anonymousreply 85December 8, 2017 4:30 AM

Face is effed due to the fillers. Body looks good tho’

Nice Grandma Kabbalah!

by Anonymousreply 86December 8, 2017 4:37 AM

Well, it's about time.

by Anonymousreply 87December 8, 2017 4:38 AM

She really does look so much like Mae West in the face sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 88December 8, 2017 4:41 AM

She just forgot her girdle

by Anonymousreply 89December 8, 2017 4:51 AM

This is when she looked her healthiest ... the days when the straight boys loved her more than the gay ones:

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by Anonymousreply 90December 8, 2017 4:56 AM

Just think of all of the time, effort, and money she has expended... just to have it all come to this.

by Anonymousreply 91December 8, 2017 6:33 AM

When did she become Rebel Wilson?

by Anonymousreply 92December 8, 2017 7:08 AM

Did someone call for Bat Wings?

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by Anonymousreply 93December 8, 2017 7:25 AM

Madonna has always been ugly.

by Anonymousreply 94December 8, 2017 7:42 AM

I think I that she looks like a zaftig curvy Italian woman . Kind of sexy and like she’d make a mean Sunday sauce. Better than when she was emaciated with the fat face . That just didn’t work .

by Anonymousreply 95December 8, 2017 8:16 AM

She referred to herself as a “fat soccer mom” on Kelly and Ryan. She seemed to be self-conscious with the extra weight. She looks good except for those fillers.

by Anonymousreply 96December 8, 2017 2:45 PM

Yeah, she's gained some weight and I gotta admit, I prefer a slimmer Made's body. However, I will say that that damn dress is just terrible. It looks very washed out on camera but when you look at it in other photographs it's much more vivid. The fit was shitty though. And R80, that photo of Brinkley is DRIPPING in photo-shop. God knows Madonna is just as guilty of using photo shop but Brinkley is not that thin. I personally prefer Madge's face thinner than it is. I had scupltra injected last year and I think that's what's in Madonna's face. It doesn't necessarily plump you up with the actual injected substance but causes your own collagen to grow, which can be unpredictable.

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by Anonymousreply 97December 8, 2017 2:46 PM

Madge looks fabulous. She needs to keep that weight on.

by Anonymousreply 98December 8, 2017 2:53 PM

Its really true that after 50 you get the face you deserve.

by Anonymousreply 99December 8, 2017 3:05 PM

R97 Sculptra on top of all the other fillers. Like you say not really the best choice at all... Better to augment the the chin and jaw with sculptra and use softer fillers for around cheeks and temples. My medium lasting fillers are just starting to drop out of my face now after 3 long years, and it's the only time they have ever looked completely natural. Once they degrade by about 10% they tend to metabolize much more quickly after holding stubbornly, so you only get a really narrow window of things looking soft and at there best. C'est la vie!

by Anonymousreply 100December 8, 2017 3:05 PM

She looked her best during the Dress You Up period and she was plump

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by Anonymousreply 101December 8, 2017 3:11 PM

My favorite Madonna period was the Confessions Tour.

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by Anonymousreply 102December 8, 2017 3:17 PM

She's always carried a belly well. Better than Auschwitz Barbie.

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by Anonymousreply 103December 8, 2017 3:39 PM

Ouch, that extra weight needs to go.

I can't believe I'm seeing MADONNA with a gross gut. That's just....wow.

by Anonymousreply 104December 8, 2017 4:32 PM

Looks like trying to stuff sausage into a casing.

by Anonymousreply 105December 8, 2017 4:34 PM

But that's the thing, R105, she doesn't really. She doesn't appear "stuffed" at all and that, in my humble opinion, is the problem. She could girdle/spanks that gut into submission and wear something much more form fitting. Instead, she's chosen this oddly patterned dress that does nothing but draw attention to her JIGGLING gut.

by Anonymousreply 106December 8, 2017 4:40 PM

What is going on with her butt here? I remember when she used to train for hours a day and was ripped.

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by Anonymousreply 107December 8, 2017 4:42 PM

On DL, "getting fat" seems to be worse than being a sexual predator.

by Anonymousreply 108December 8, 2017 4:44 PM

She needs to sue.

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by Anonymousreply 109December 8, 2017 4:45 PM

Probably growing some fat to use as fillers later.

by Anonymousreply 110December 8, 2017 4:45 PM

" . . . 'growing' some fat . . . "


by Anonymousreply 111December 8, 2017 4:51 PM

I can picture her seeing certain wrinkles appearing - then hyper-focusing on doing what she can to get rid of it, not keeping the bigger picture in mind. As long as the wrinkle is diminished, job well done to her.

by Anonymousreply 112December 8, 2017 4:57 PM

Did she stop doing yoga? I guess it was just one of her many contrived fads.

by Anonymousreply 113December 8, 2017 6:14 PM

"You must be my lucky star ..."

by Anonymousreply 114December 8, 2017 6:52 PM

Did she have implants in her cheeks or fillers? Either way, her face was designed to look that way. Her mouth is too small and her smile just looks pinched and tight. It almost looks painful. She needs to stop with all that nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 115December 8, 2017 6:58 PM

[quote]Madonna, singing to a Twinkie


by Anonymousreply 116December 8, 2017 7:09 PM

Don’t worry honey, I’ll give you my trainer’s number.

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by Anonymousreply 117December 8, 2017 7:12 PM

The girls say hi!

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by Anonymousreply 118December 8, 2017 7:14 PM

She is a bit chubby for the first time in her life! Lord she's worth nearly a billion dollars and she looks like she's getting ready to go to Walmart to Xmas shop.

by Anonymousreply 119December 8, 2017 7:26 PM

[quote]Don’t worry honey, I’ll give you my trainer’s number.

Honey, keep it for yourself... everyone knows you'll be fat again in 3 months.

by Anonymousreply 120December 8, 2017 7:41 PM

[quote]My mom avoided it. Her breasts got bigger/saggier and her belly slide, but only in her 70s. She wasn't pretending she was an IG model though. She just looked good for her age dressed. 108 lbs always.

I long for the day we no longer have to deal with gays who are inordinately obsessed with their mothers' bosoms and measurements.

by Anonymousreply 121December 8, 2017 7:44 PM

Two months ago everyone here was shrieking about how she was too sinewy and muscular and needed to gain a little weight to soften up, and now she has and everyone is shrieking that she's let herself go and why doesn't she work out like she used to.

The Madonna threads have always been crazy but this is a new low.

by Anonymousreply 122December 8, 2017 7:46 PM

She looks better than she's looked in years. While she's at it, she should lose the long blond locks.

by Anonymousreply 123December 8, 2017 7:46 PM

Gay men judging a woman's body. It's you that gives us a bad name!

by Anonymousreply 124December 8, 2017 7:47 PM

I agree about her hair. She needs to stop with the roots.

by Anonymousreply 125December 8, 2017 7:51 PM

Madonna has always been ugly as someone said upthread, so it doesn't matter how much she weighs. She has a terrible face and bad hair. She always has.

by Anonymousreply 126December 8, 2017 8:07 PM

Oh get a grip. Madonna is pretty fucking far from being ugly.

by Anonymousreply 127December 8, 2017 8:12 PM

Jabba is obsessed with Madonna. Half the posts here are from it.

by Anonymousreply 128December 8, 2017 8:12 PM

Just like on Fallon, she was out of breath when she walked onto the set today. That's what's strange to me. I think she looks fine.

by Anonymousreply 129December 8, 2017 8:14 PM

[quote]Lord she's worth nearly a billion dollars

LOL. In you dreams, Vadge!

by Anonymousreply 130December 8, 2017 8:32 PM

[quote]Janbot is obsessed with Madonna. Half the posts here are from it.

Not even, sweetie. But you keep dreaming!

by Anonymousreply 131December 8, 2017 8:33 PM

^hahaha. Love that you owned your Jabba name and verified it, Jabs.

by Anonymousreply 132December 8, 2017 8:37 PM

[quote]Just like on Fallon

You mean when she came out dancing to a Janet Jackson B-side??

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by Anonymousreply 133December 8, 2017 8:39 PM

You can’t dodge your genes.

I shudder to say that because mine will come and get me soon enough.

Nothing she can’t shake off, but her FACE.

by Anonymousreply 134December 8, 2017 8:42 PM

[quote]Two months ago everyone here was shrieking about how she was too sinewy and muscular and needed to gain a little weight to soften up,

No one said that, hon. Everyone said she looked trans. Before that they were commenting on her new buttcheeks. No one has said she was thin or muscular in ages. It's her decision to keep going out half nude, taking out her floppy tits for The Sun at almost 60 and keep hacking away at her face while telling us we can look as good a she if we buy her skin cream.

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by Anonymousreply 135December 8, 2017 8:48 PM

She is the ANTITHESIS of "growing old gracefully." I said this and someone called me a misogynist. Wrong. It's Madonna who hates women -- her own natural femininity, her own women-ness -- growing old, getting wrinkles, hair color changging, etc.: what it is to be an authentic woman. She just rejects everything that is authentic and real. Then again, she can barely sing and didn't have the integrity to not present herself as a real singer.

by Anonymousreply 136December 8, 2017 9:45 PM

She needed to put on a *little* weight. Like 5 to 10 pounds max, not the 25 she’s packed on.

by Anonymousreply 137December 8, 2017 10:02 PM

'Don't get fat and lazy': Fitness fanatic Madonna's sage advice to fans as she strips on stage for opening night of U.S. tour


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by Anonymousreply 138December 8, 2017 10:26 PM

The hazard with facial fillers is they 'blossom' under the facial skin to smooth out the facial wrinkles, stretching it to maximum capacity. Once the fillers wear down, the use of stronger, more intense ones are needed to achieve the same degree of smoothness, as the facial skin is now even more loose because of the original artificial 'blossoming'; hence our Lady Madonna's face.

by Anonymousreply 139December 8, 2017 11:06 PM

She looks awful and clearly has no friends to tell her this.

by Anonymousreply 140December 8, 2017 11:35 PM

I bet she gained weight in hopes of filling out her face.

by Anonymousreply 141December 8, 2017 11:38 PM

Fuck, getting old ain’t for pussies!

by Anonymousreply 142December 8, 2017 11:39 PM

How does Pimp Mama Kris look so much better than Madonna and PMK is older?

by Anonymousreply 143December 8, 2017 11:41 PM

She said on the show she is now "a fat Soccer Mom". She'll get into shape is she does tour again. She's enjoying life. Good for her.

by Anonymousreply 144December 8, 2017 11:43 PM

[quote]How does Pimp Mama Kris look so much better than Madonna and PMK is older?

Well Frau, not everyone ages the same way, but you already knew that.

by Anonymousreply 145December 9, 2017 2:12 AM

Madonna may have packed on some winter weight but Kris Jenner is full on FAT. She's probably 160 at least.

by Anonymousreply 146December 9, 2017 2:30 AM

If she let her hair go grey, would the public be shocked?

by Anonymousreply 147December 9, 2017 2:31 AM

R136, you are a bitter old queen. Madonna is (was?) a POP STAR. She built her dynamite, incomparable pop-star career on several things, not the least of which was her looks. She may not have been a natural beauty, but there is no question--absolutely no doubt--that she is astoundingly photogenic. The camera has always loved her. She played up her cat eyes and bone structure and lithe body wonderfully in both still photos and on video. She set the standard for pop stars in her wake, for better or worse, although Madonna has always been open about her middle-class Michigan roots and her hunger for pop domination. She was a marginal talent but worked harder than ANY of us ever will, achieving what she wanted in her chosen field of work. I don't know a single person in any line of work who has the drive that she had.

She's almost 60. She tinkered with her face--which was her fortune, so I don't blame her. If she let herself age naturally, everyone would be howling about the scrotum-faced pop star who didn't do anything to maintain her looks. She has had some work done, she is pilloried for that as well. Let the woman be. She gave her all for almost 40 years and has a career nobody will ever, ever match. Madonna is, finally, allowing herself to eat, drink, and sleep. I am beyond impressed that she donned a pink smock and boogied down with Kelly "Skin Looks Fat On Bones" Ripa on national television. That's not giving a fuck. Madonna has earned absolutely everything she is right now, and everything she wants to do.

by Anonymousreply 148December 9, 2017 3:07 AM

Janbot just can't stop queefing all over this thread.

Put a cork in it, hunty.

by Anonymousreply 149December 9, 2017 3:22 AM

Sure, she's a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche.

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by Anonymousreply 150December 9, 2017 3:31 AM

I LOVE YOU R148!!!

You are my hero and Madonna's too.

I'm glad Madge is taking some time for herself but for her health, I hope she doesn't take it too far. Big, little or in-between, I love her like nobody's business. My favorite incarnation though was from about ten years ago. True, she's not the best vocalist, but even so you can't take your eyes off her. I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna. She just makes you WANT to dance. Madonna studied with the incomparable Martha Graham and her style and grace of movement shows it. I don't think Beyonce, Gaga, or Taylor Swift could ever say the same.

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by Anonymousreply 151December 9, 2017 3:38 AM

Maybe she is getting fat so she can lose it and then market a workout and diet plan.

by Anonymousreply 152December 9, 2017 3:46 AM

[quote]Madonna studied with the incomparable Martha Graham

lol, she bombed the class. Madonna couldn't cut it as a dancer. She took a few classes and that was it. Who are you fooling? Madonna can't dance for shit. What a loon.

by Anonymousreply 153December 9, 2017 3:49 AM

"Support my anti-gay cult or else!"

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by Anonymousreply 154December 9, 2017 3:53 AM

Buy my skincare line!

by Anonymousreply 155December 9, 2017 3:54 AM

She dances better than your fat ass, r153.

by Anonymousreply 156December 9, 2017 4:03 AM

Bravo, r148.

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by Anonymousreply 157December 9, 2017 4:07 AM

Just two teenagers.

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by Anonymousreply 158December 9, 2017 4:11 AM

[quote]She dances better than your fat ass, [R153].

She wishes.

On another note, we haven't forgotten that her BFF was Harvey Weinstein. She's scum. She was in business with her for 3 decades.

by Anonymousreply 159December 9, 2017 4:13 AM

Recent untouched pic. Perfection.

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by Anonymousreply 160December 9, 2017 4:13 AM

Just fuck him, hon.

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by Anonymousreply 161December 9, 2017 4:15 AM

[quote]Recent untouched pic. Perfection.


by Anonymousreply 162December 9, 2017 4:17 AM

Yeah, what is it with bitches like them being friends and supporting sexual predators. Like that bitch Janet backing her pedo brother!!!

by Anonymousreply 163December 9, 2017 4:17 AM


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by Anonymousreply 164December 9, 2017 4:18 AM


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by Anonymousreply 165December 9, 2017 4:18 AM

Lol, R165.

by Anonymousreply 166December 9, 2017 4:21 AM

Stop agreeing with yourself, r166.

by Anonymousreply 167December 9, 2017 4:25 AM

I agree, r149. That bitch is PRESSED.

by Anonymousreply 168December 9, 2017 4:28 AM

Time to throw away the fishnets and stock up on support hose.

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by Anonymousreply 169December 9, 2017 4:32 AM

Sure, r169. As soon as Janet fixes those saggy tits.

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by Anonymousreply 170December 9, 2017 4:35 AM

Stay pressed, Janbot.

by Anonymousreply 171December 9, 2017 4:41 AM

That's a beautiful pic, r164. Mercy has a gorgeous smile.

by Anonymousreply 172December 9, 2017 4:43 AM

BRAVO, R148!

by Anonymousreply 173December 9, 2017 4:46 AM

Some corrections and reflections re: the menopause comments. 1st--Please remember that females aren't the only ones who go into menopause and have hormones changes. Male menopause is very real. 2nd--contrary to popular belief, many women who exercise become more toned and build lean muscle faster during/after menopause since this is when women's testosterone levels naturally increase due to decreasing estrogen (if they are not on hormone therapy). While women might become more boyish/mannish looking after menopause if they work out, the opposite happens to men, whose hormone levels change due a drop in testosterone during/after male menopause. Also, I think Madonna looks very feminine and curvy, which likely means she's on estrogen therapy and/or fillers and (of course) likely has slacked off on extreme diet and exercise.

by Anonymousreply 174December 9, 2017 5:00 AM

So let me get this straight R153. Madonna has a billion dollar industry built on her ability to entertain--to sign and to dance--but you say she can't dance for shit, and that the poster up thread who mentioned her studying under Martha Graham is a loon.


I sure wish my terrible dancing skills could have gotten me a dance scholarship and netted me three quarters of billion dollars.

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by Anonymousreply 175December 9, 2017 5:16 AM

Madonna and Janet = starring in the Death Becomes Her reboot!

by Anonymousreply 176December 9, 2017 5:19 AM

R175 is such a fucking whack job. Madonna made her fortune taking out her tits. The end.

by Anonymousreply 177December 9, 2017 5:28 AM

Ready for the mortician.

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by Anonymousreply 178December 9, 2017 5:28 AM
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by Anonymousreply 179December 9, 2017 5:29 AM

So dry.

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by Anonymousreply 181December 9, 2017 5:31 AM

You certainly sound angry about it, R177. Why? Your tits not worth that much?

Oh, yeah, r180 and r181, those are just some TERRIBLE bodies in those photos. Women would sell their kids to look half that good.

by Anonymousreply 182December 9, 2017 5:34 AM

She is borderline Jocelyn Wildenstien now. K&R was delayed in CA due to fires until today, and I had no idea it even WAS Madonna.

Girl is a mess although at least the faux English accent is gone- along with her career. I hope she can relax and enjoy her hundreds of millions. Maybe get some mall tips from Babs.

by Anonymousreply 183December 9, 2017 5:34 AM


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by Anonymousreply 184December 9, 2017 5:34 AM

One more lift on this one and she’ll have a beard. Oh, wait, too late.

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by Anonymousreply 185December 9, 2017 5:38 AM
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by Anonymousreply 187December 9, 2017 5:39 AM

Does her pussy stink?

by Anonymousreply 188December 9, 2017 6:45 AM

r145 someone’s menopausal! project much?

by Anonymousreply 189December 9, 2017 7:53 AM

145 148 151 156 157 160 182 is same person, posting from the nursing home.

Hi Madge!

by Anonymousreply 190December 9, 2017 8:05 AM

You can smell the rancid, vomitous stench of Janbot's bitter, desperate rhetoric all over this thread....

The same as every other Madonna thread on DL.


by Anonymousreply 191December 9, 2017 8:53 AM

[quote]The hazard with facial fillers is they 'blossom' under the facial skin to smooth out the facial wrinkles, stretching it to maximum capacity. Once the fillers wear down, the use of stronger, more intense ones are needed to achieve the same degree of smoothness, as the facial skin is now even more loose because of the original artificial 'blossoming'; hence our Lady Madonna's face.

R139, this is just patently untrue. The closest you've ever come to someone with filler or botox was when you splurged and went to Whole Foods instead of the Save A Lot and stood next to that well dressed lady in the check out line. The notion that filler "blossom" under your skin and cause it to stretch, leaving loose skin in their wake is just utterly preposterous and nothing but Frau Science.

by Anonymousreply 192December 9, 2017 1:58 PM

R192 = Liz Rosenberg

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by Anonymousreply 193December 9, 2017 2:05 PM

[quote]145 148 151 156 157 160 182 is same person, posting from the nursing home.

No, they are not. This is not even remotely true. You key board warriors are just too much. If you don't like Madonna then you don't like her, and that's fine. Why must you argue and argue and argue about subjective minutiae??? The bottom line is that whether it's her her voice, her dancing, her overall ability to entertain, or her tits and ass, Madonna has amassed an enormous fortune selling those things, more so that any other female pop star. You may not care for her but clearly some people do. Numbers and dollars in the bank don't lie, so there are indeed people who are buying what's she's selling.

by Anonymousreply 194December 9, 2017 2:10 PM

These Madonna threads are so fun! Said nobody ever.

by Anonymousreply 195December 9, 2017 3:01 PM

R192 As someone who has experienced some of the" blooming" effects of facial fillers, this is definitely the case... And they become more unpredictable the more you get. Because they inject as an air-light gel that has virtually no substance, they have to cross-link the structure to form sugar-alcohols, they bond with your own collagen and form a cement. This is no exaggeration. If a plastic surgeon has to remove by cutting this stuff out of your skin (which would be almost impossible to do, it's too much of a "messy" job) the gel blooms into a weird cement like matrix because the gel has crystallized with your own body salts and tissues. If you knew how it looked UNDER the surface once this stuff is hard you would NEVER want to have it injected.

by Anonymousreply 196December 9, 2017 3:31 PM

This area where Madonna's iron will and OCD behaviors really seem to be working against her. If she wants injections monthly no one's going to say "No" to her. They'd be fired or disowned. Doesn't she have a good psychiatrist who specializes in body dismorphia? Judging by how swollen her face is she must wake up every morning and examine her every line, shadow and wrinkle and wonder how more injections could improve upon it.

by Anonymousreply 197December 9, 2017 3:56 PM

She's done.

by Anonymousreply 198December 9, 2017 4:16 PM

The thing with those injections is they permanently alter your face. Even if she stopped tomorrow, she’ll still look distorted.

by Anonymousreply 199December 9, 2017 4:23 PM

R196, I'm sorry and I don't want to appear argumentative but I assure you that you are misinformed. The fillers used in the US do not permanently alter one's face. Hyaluronic acid, which makes up 95% of the fillers used in the US, can be dissolved with an enzyme called Hyaluronidase. Under no circumstances does it turn to anything even remotely resembling cement. While it is certainly true that Radiesse and Sculptra cannot be dissolved and must degrade over time they do not turn into cement or anything even similar. If you are not in the US or Canada, you could be referring to PMMA or polymethylmethacrylate, and injections of this substance are ill-advised and can indeed become hard and even cause necrosis. However, in the United States polymethylmethacrylate usage is not legal. As a surgical nurse I'm not trying to come across as a know-it-all but fillers are so ubiquitous today everyone should be aware of the basics, if only to engage in sparkling repartee at dinner parties. The idea that fillers expand the skin to the degree that the skin loses elasticity and sags after the fillers degrade just isn't supported with any science, and it's because they simply don't do that.

by Anonymousreply 200December 9, 2017 4:31 PM

lol... Madonna's got Jabba feeling some kind of way...

by Anonymousreply 201December 9, 2017 5:19 PM


One can substantially agree with you, as I do, but come to a different conclusion- It's BECAUSE Madonna set the standard for contemporary pop stardom that, she herself, out of a sense of professionalism, should not not provide the grounds for Mamie Van Doren to say ,"Bitch stole my look."

by Anonymousreply 202December 9, 2017 5:28 PM

Her lack of talent and sociopathy caught up with her. Oh, well. She can go roll around her mother’s grave in front of cameras for attention again, only this time completely nude.

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by Anonymousreply 203December 9, 2017 5:51 PM

Her body took a real beating with all the physically intensive tours she did over the years. You can tell with how she walks and moves these days that she has back, knee and hip issues. She clearly can't workout like she used to. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't have an addiction to pain killers.

by Anonymousreply 204December 9, 2017 6:44 PM

Oh give it a break, asshole@ R204!

by Anonymousreply 205December 9, 2017 7:43 PM

Maybe she's become an emotional overeater because she is so lonely in Portugal.

by Anonymousreply 206December 9, 2017 7:48 PM

I think she just overdid it—with the exercise, the dieting, the fillers.

by Anonymousreply 207December 9, 2017 7:53 PM

Mae West r88 - spot on, I agree with the facial comparison. And both look/ed well with the extra poundage.

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by Anonymousreply 208December 9, 2017 8:33 PM

At least Mae was witty. Madonna has absolutely no sense of humor about herself or anything else. She’s completely anal retentive.

by Anonymousreply 209December 9, 2017 8:43 PM

^Not approving of what she has done to her face. Just got carried away with the Mae comparison.

by Anonymousreply 210December 9, 2017 8:46 PM

Mae was genuinely sexy, witty and irreverent--Vadge is too control-freakish to ever have a genuine emotion.

by Anonymousreply 211December 9, 2017 8:55 PM

[quote]Maybe she's become an emotional overeater because she is so lonely in Portugal.

Does Rocco still live with his dad in the UK?

by Anonymousreply 212December 9, 2017 9:04 PM

In the "Kelly and Ryan" interview Madonna states the she is a "fat soccer mom." So clearly she is aware of the extra poundage and has the ability to be self-deprecating. Those of you who claim she has no sense of humor about herself haven't been paying attention. She frequently sends herself up in interviews and on the concert stage.

by Anonymousreply 213December 9, 2017 9:48 PM

I actually thought it was a good interview. She was down to earth and unpretentious for a change.

by Anonymousreply 214December 9, 2017 10:08 PM

Madonna probably wishes she could go back to 2003:

Hot husband

American Life


Fake English Accent

GAP ads

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by Anonymousreply 215December 9, 2017 10:24 PM

I remember Madonna saying a long time ago that when she got old she wanted to be like Marlene Dietrich so I bet she's got a big old staple on top of her head.

by Anonymousreply 216December 9, 2017 10:34 PM

Jumped the shark so long ago, the shark is now jumping her.

by Anonymousreply 217December 9, 2017 10:38 PM

Now who has the Gap ads? Madonna's a cunt.

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by Anonymousreply 218December 9, 2017 11:36 PM

Neither Cher nor Madonna made my "Meet Me In The '90s" playlist on Gap's official Spotify channel...

Nor did Janet or Mariah.

Stevie made it, though!

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by Anonymousreply 219December 10, 2017 12:05 AM

She got old. She's never been a great beauty. She is a chameleon. I remember seeing her in the mid-'80's and she was newly famous. She was fat and short. She still had presence. I love her!

by Anonymousreply 220December 10, 2017 12:46 AM

This Portly Pepperpot, is pooped!


by Anonymousreply 221December 10, 2017 2:32 AM

You can say what you want about Madge, but she's always had beautiful breasts. The rest (including face) looks horrible though, with or without fat.... Sad!

by Anonymousreply 222December 10, 2017 9:28 AM

[quote]She set the standard for pop stars in her wake

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by Anonymousreply 229December 10, 2017 11:55 AM

Are you kidding? I can’t stand her personality, but I think she looks much better here than usual. Sixty year-old people who are overly muscular and emaciated at the same time look more decrepit than fit. I hope she keeps a little weight on.

by Anonymousreply 230December 10, 2017 11:56 AM

[quote]I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna. She just makes you WANT to dance.

😂 REALLY? You haven’t been looking too hard then...

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by Anonymousreply 231December 10, 2017 11:57 AM

I always thought she was most beautiful during the Ray of Light era.

She had this innocent, ethereal look going on and it suited her to a tee. Was it because she had just given birth?

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by Anonymousreply 233December 10, 2017 12:15 PM

Even with the darker hair, she still seemed to be glowing.

There is a look of content on her face. Happiness.

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by Anonymousreply 234December 10, 2017 12:18 PM

R232 I thought she looked a little sea-witchy then...it was a natural-but-styled look and I really liked it.

I also thought she was beautiful with the pictured haircut. It made her look actually gorgeous.

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by Anonymousreply 235December 10, 2017 12:20 PM

Re R233 / R234 She was pretty in that style, but it’s also the way she was photographed and the way she behaved publicly during that era. She seemed to have left her snarky/bratty/immature persona behind and was claiming to have found spiritual grounding in motherhood and studying mystical practices, and all the visuals of that time were lit and posed in iconically spiritually referential ways. Unfortunately, it was just a phase and possibly an act.

by Anonymousreply 236December 10, 2017 12:23 PM

This looks like Ray of Light era. She was painted by Kevyn Aucoin, who really did have a special talent, and notice how her skyward gaze, lot from above as if she is looking at something angelic or some kind of glory, and the wind and the firmament all conjure a mystical image. That was all part of the packaging then.

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by Anonymousreply 237December 10, 2017 12:28 PM

Ather best, she resembles Kate Winslet, who has strong features and who I think is among the most beautiful women alive.

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by Anonymousreply 238December 10, 2017 12:31 PM

Another good look on her.

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by Anonymousreply 239December 10, 2017 12:52 PM

Her best look was from the 95 VMA's where Courtney Love threw the compact at her.

by Anonymousreply 240December 10, 2017 2:32 PM

[quote]She was painted by Kevyn Aucoin

He painted me first...

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by Anonymousreply 241December 10, 2017 2:39 PM

I'm taking notes

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by Anonymousreply 242December 10, 2017 2:42 PM

Madonna drinks WAY too much coffee. If she quit, she would not have the pain or weight issues.

She is a weird Quebecois/Italian hybrid, so it's hard to predict what one's body will react too because most Americans are literally the first of their kind and almost entirely unique in biochemical makeup (all the different mixes of nationalities, unlike Africans/Euros/Asians who all marry from a much more limited gene pool). She probably sees her dad guzzle coffee with no problem, but because he's purely Italian she can't base her biochemical reactions on his.

by Anonymousreply 243December 10, 2017 2:56 PM

It’s amazing how much shorter this thread became after I blocked Janet Jackson’s stalker.

by Anonymousreply 244December 10, 2017 2:56 PM

^^A) You tried it

B) Since less than 20% of these 245 posts are mine, you’re a liar.

by Anonymousreply 245December 10, 2017 3:00 PM

Ha, Jabba is PRESSED... and insane if it thinks nobody knows its the majority of these posts.


by Anonymousreply 246December 10, 2017 6:05 PM

Jabba is a pathetic, lonely creature.

by Anonymousreply 247December 10, 2017 6:53 PM

[quote]Madonna drinks WAY too much coffee. If she quit, she would not have the pain or weight issues.

Huh? Coffee is one of the best things you can consume. The antioxidants make it hugely protective against cancer, diabetes and heart disease, and it's been shown to boost your metabolism.

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by Anonymousreply 248December 10, 2017 8:05 PM

Can't she please look like this...forever?

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by Anonymousreply 249December 12, 2017 1:42 PM

I prefer her Suzanne Pleshette-esque phase.

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by Anonymousreply 251December 12, 2017 1:52 PM

I think Vadge can drink the coffee, just not ear a donut with each cup.

by Anonymousreply 252December 12, 2017 2:00 PM

If she could turn back time.

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by Anonymousreply 253December 12, 2017 2:04 PM

"Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

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by Anonymousreply 254December 12, 2017 5:59 PM

She’s always been second rate at EVERYTHING. Her body finally caught up.

by Anonymousreply 255December 12, 2017 6:27 PM

Don't cry for me, Datalounge. Your slings and arrows can't penetrate my thick moisturized skin.

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by Anonymousreply 256December 12, 2017 6:38 PM

I’ve never seen anyone more basic.

by Anonymousreply 257December 12, 2017 7:02 PM

Janbot, if that's the "real" Janbot, I love you/him. I've been coming here at least five years now, and Janbot lit this place up way back when. Are the arguments insane? Yes! But JanBot always dished it right back and never stopped smiling. I find his stalkers to be completely UN-entertaining, which is the sin of all sins on DL.

Yes, Madge was in post-marital/post-birthing bliss, hence "the glow." Yes, she's looking her age. So fucking what you cunts? Age is coming for ye' too!

by Anonymousreply 258December 12, 2017 8:36 PM

I'm more like the hot Darren who replaced the neurotic Darren on Bewitched.

by Anonymousreply 259December 12, 2017 8:43 PM

For the lovely R258...

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by Anonymousreply 260December 12, 2017 10:22 PM

r248 coffee can cause hormone imbalance and when your hormones are off you tend to have weight issues.

by Anonymousreply 261December 13, 2017 12:23 AM

Awwwwww, love you too, JB

by Anonymousreply 262December 13, 2017 2:37 AM

Don't steal my thunder, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 263December 13, 2017 4:42 AM

It talks to itself.

by Anonymousreply 264December 13, 2017 4:42 AM

Bring yo' A-game. Not yo' laundry.

by Anonymousreply 265December 13, 2017 4:44 AM

[quote]Don't cry for me, Datalounge. Your slings and arrows can't penetrate my thick moisturized skin.

Or my bank account

by Anonymousreply 266December 26, 2017 7:02 PM

[quote]Janbot, if that's the "real" Janbot, I love you/him. I've been coming here at least five years now, and Janbot lit this place up way back when. Are the arguments insane? Yes! But JanBot always dished it right back and never stopped smiling. I find his stalkers to be completely UN-entertaining, which is the sin of all sins on DL.

Sorry but I disagree. Janbot is like a scourge on this place. The Madonna vs. Janet schick is played out. Sure, one may prefer Janet over Madonna but Jabba just spews stuff out of her/his/its ass that can always be disproven.

Madonna is a much, much larger star that Janet could ever be.

by Anonymousreply 267December 26, 2017 7:06 PM

[quote]Sorry but I disagree.

I bet you’d disagree about plenty, like how bathing daily is a good thing..

by Anonymousreply 268December 27, 2017 5:37 AM

[quote]Madonna is a much, much larger star that Janet

Yes, she’s MUCH, MUCH fatter than Janet these days.

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by Anonymousreply 270December 27, 2017 5:50 AM

Who has the more stank pussy, Vadge or Janet?

by Anonymousreply 271December 27, 2017 8:16 AM

The one with the known male partners that equals up to more than you can count on one hand.

by Anonymousreply 272December 27, 2017 5:56 PM

[quote]Who has the more stank pussy, Vadge or Janet?

The one who has had to play State Fairs, I imagine.

by Anonymousreply 273December 27, 2017 6:56 PM

How humiliating for Janet, r273. State Fairs. Well, a girl's gotta pay the KFC bill somehow!

by Anonymousreply 274December 28, 2017 3:23 AM

Janet looks like she has a stinky puss

by Anonymousreply 275December 28, 2017 3:34 AM

Diseased Madonna vagine (with thigh rash)...

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by Anonymousreply 276December 28, 2017 3:50 AM

[quote]The one who has had to play State Fairs, I imagine.

Who that be? Because Janet just wrapped up a tour of arenas, with no state fairs or cancellations in sight.

by Anonymousreply 277December 28, 2017 3:51 AM

What R 27 said. Ripa is so anorexic you can see all her ribs (almost) if you look closely. Her head looks like a Skeleton skull. Those overly white teeth look like they are about to fall out because there is no supporting tissue.

Give Madge a break. She exercised and dieted hysterically her entire life. So if she wants to live on the edge and eat (gasp) pasta, pizza, fried chicken whatever -/ leave her the fuck alone

by Anonymousreply 278December 28, 2017 4:20 AM

Wasn't it the Iowa State Fair, r273? That's a damn shame. But I guess has-beens got bills to pay, too!

by Anonymousreply 279December 28, 2017 4:20 AM

I love how PRESSED the dumb little cunt is over Janet's sad venture into the world of State Fairs. Girl likes to act like they never existed.

State Fairs were actually a step up from the recent tour where tickets sold for as low as $9.

by Anonymousreply 280December 28, 2017 4:50 AM

I'll bet Janet has the more stank pussy. Just think of all her grazing at the fair booths- corn dogs, fried crap. God knows what it does to her system and you just know she doesn't wipe properly.

by Anonymousreply 281December 28, 2017 5:01 AM

[quote]Wasn't it the Iowa State Fair,

Yes, the one she banrkupted, lol.

by Anonymousreply 282December 28, 2017 5:06 AM

she also owns one of the most eclectic and faboo art collections west of SOHO. her live shows remain the spectacles to end em all. ROCK ON BABE

by Anonymousreply 283December 28, 2017 5:09 AM

[quote] I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna.

Really? You've never been to a Bar Mitzvah? Ohmygawd, Madonna is a very oafish "dancer", I find it hard to believe she's done much real studying at all because she stinks!

In r109 picture Madonna actually resembles Edith Massey more than anyone.

I think the dress is a hoot, but her HAIR! Who does it for her? Her super? Really, I find it tough to believe she has ever paid for a decent stylist!

by Anonymousreply 284December 28, 2017 7:05 AM

[quote]But I guess has-beens got bills to pay, too!

Exactly, which is why the more-irrelevant-than-ever Madonna had to shill her face cream 😂 on Fallon.

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by Anonymousreply 285December 28, 2017 11:05 PM

She's probably gaining weight so she can get fat sucked out of her body and injected into her face!

by Anonymousreply 286December 28, 2017 11:13 PM

Hunty at r285, shouldn't you be hitting the books? That GED ain't gonna earn itself!

by Anonymousreply 287December 29, 2017 4:04 AM

She probably had to cut the yoga out. After years of doing it the hands and wrists give out. That's why she had so many veins exposed on hands and arms. The weight of ones body stress's these area's. She over did it. Look at Prince, he didn't gain weight but be was using a cain from all the years of jumping off the speakers and doing the splits, his hips wore out. Regarding fillers, she's obsessed. It also depends on how the body reacts to it. Look at Cher who uses alot of fillers and is at least 12 years older doesn't have that uneven surface look. She is tight and has that small eyes look but the fat is even and isn't pulling in 2 directions

by Anonymousreply 288April 22, 2018 1:17 AM

I wouldn't say Cher looks much better. Her face is basically rubber and she can barely open her mouth.

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