Doesn't Portugal have gyms?
Madonna Got Fat
|by Anonymous||reply 289||Last Saturday at 6:01 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||12/07/2017|
She and Mooriah have been hitting the cakes.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||12/07/2017|
She looks good.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||12/07/2017|
She needed some extra weight. Her body looks healthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||12/07/2017|
Probably the filler got to her abdomen, been there too.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||12/07/2017|
That dress though.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||12/07/2017|
better than anorexia
|by Anonymous||reply 7||12/07/2017|
In R2’s photo, Kelly Ripa looks more waxen than her Madame Toussaud wax figure.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||12/07/2017|
A chubby Madonna was always sexier than the concentration camp one
|by Anonymous||reply 9||12/07/2017|
Lay off those Belem cakes, Madge!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||12/07/2017|
Wow, she went from one extreme to the other. That is a real granny gut.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||12/07/2017|
Anyone would look fat standing next to Kelly Ripa.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||12/07/2017|
R11 She's at that age-it happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||12/07/2017|
I see it as a reality check for her and anyone else who thinks it can be avoided. She is strong though, she bends really well on those knees- impressive for a woman her age. Not bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||12/07/2017|
My mom avoided it. Her breasts got bigger/saggier and her belly slide, but only in her 70s. She wasn't pretending she was an IG model though. She just looked good for her age dressed. 108 lbs always.
Madonna looks like she weighs 130-5, thought I'm sure she will claim 120 like Britney - not that much for her age, but photographs obese for the entertainment industry.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||12/07/2017|
Her face is a cartoonish disaster, but her body looks better.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||12/07/2017|
Maybe if she keeps the weight and lays off the filler for awhile she’ll start to look human again.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||12/07/2017|
The plastic surgery is beyond extreme. Wow.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||12/07/2017|
Most people who move to Portugal lose weight because of the hilly terrain. It's difficult to find a flat street in Lisbon and Sintra (where her Madgesty lives).
|by Anonymous||reply 19||12/07/2017|
That is the post-menopause gut. It sucks, but I’m sure if she wants to get rid of it she can.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||12/07/2017|
Bitch ripped me off again!!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||12/07/2017|
She's almost 60, does it matter ?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||12/07/2017|
R20- Her weight seems healthy for her age. Her BMI should be around 119-120. I wonder if height play into that as well.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||12/07/2017|
Is she drinking more? Another issue if you're menopausal, since alcohol can really add weight to all the wrong areas. The disaster of a dress is more of an issue.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||12/07/2017|
Debbie looks good. Madonna looks like a cow.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||12/07/2017|
I thought Madonna looked a little bigger when she performed in some hoochie coochie getup with Ariana Grande for Art Basel.
I am not saying she looks bad at all. It is just jarring in a way because I remember when she went from normal looking during the Like a Virgin era to the very muscular, thin fitness and food obsessed Madonna that turned up around True Blue.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||12/07/2017|
I have always thought that women who have the same body at 60 that they had in HS look ridiculous. As we age our body matures too and it is unnatural to look like, say.........Kelly Rippa. If I weighed 95lbs. today like I did in HS I would look like death warmed over. No matter what anyone thinks we do age and the only way to stop it is to die. too bad people can't learn to
1. age gracefully
2. have people stop commenting on how bad they look because one day that is going to be them.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||12/07/2017|
That dress! 🤢😳
|by Anonymous||reply 28||12/07/2017|
The Hollywood Forever Retirement Village
|by Anonymous||reply 29||12/07/2017|
O! My little possums!
THIS is fat!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 30||12/07/2017|
I'm more disturbed by Kelly's protruding bones in her chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||12/07/2017|
what happens during menopause? they gain weight in weird places?
|by Anonymous||reply 32||12/07/2017|
She should have gained the weight YEARS ago...she could have avoided the plastic surgery and fillers.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||12/07/2017|
grace adler got fat too! even with the spanx...
|by Anonymous||reply 34||12/07/2017|
Well she is standing next to Kelly Ripa who'd make a Darfur orphan appear obese.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||12/07/2017|
The queen in the red shirt is a notorious Faye Dunaway hanger-on. Now he's focusing on Madonna as his next victim.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||12/07/2017|
She is not fat. She is postmenopausal.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||12/07/2017|
She looks fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||12/07/2017|
She's not fat. What R12 said.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||12/07/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 40||12/07/2017|
Cooper, Ripa and Seacrest look old as fuck!
I'd hate to see what they look like close up. Scary!
|by Anonymous||reply 41||12/07/2017|
She’s lovely and this time I really mean it.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||12/07/2017|
She looks better with more meat. She'll be a grandma one day. Maybe she'll be nicer too.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||12/07/2017|
Her body is hefty and she can hardly move her face. She’ll never be as gorgeous as Janet.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||12/07/2017|
She looks better with a little extra fat, I hate those veiny yoga arms
|by Anonymous||reply 45||12/07/2017|
She looks horrendous as usual.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||12/07/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/07/2017|
[quote]Her weight seems healthy for her age. Her BMI should be around 119-120. I wonder if height play into that as well.
I meant she could get rid of it by lipo and surgery. The post menopausal gut hits even the scrawniest of women. It's normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||12/07/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/07/2017|
Every single one of her kids is adorable. I will give her that.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/07/2017|
She looks like the tired old whore she is. More action in her pussy than the Holland Tunnel, and the asshole? Mary!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/07/2017|
Rocco is ugly as fuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/07/2017|
She looks amazing to me but that dress is hideous. And what such an eye for detail I'm really surprised Madonna wasn't "tied down" better in it. It doesn't appear to fit very well and it seems to exacerbate her tummy area. Compare that to the Roland Mouret dress that she wore a month ago for her Barney's appearance. I love Madonna but I do believe she misses the mark fashion-wise a lot. However, the Mouret was spot on.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/07/2017|
R53 is blind. She looked like an old bag.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/07/2017|
I'm happy she's over the anorexic look.
Women over 60 who are skinny as shit, just end up looking like a bag of bones.
I'm glad she's just going natural.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/07/2017|
Mother's always coming at me, with her robe flapping open.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/07/2017|
Going natural?? Did u not see this woman’s face when she was on Fallon recently? She could barely move her face.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/07/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/07/2017|
Anna, Anna, Anna, Anna Nicole!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/07/2017|
So funny how you cunts always bag on Janet Jackson’s weight yet Janet is fitter than Madonna these days.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/07/2017|
It all goes back to Catherine Deneuve, who apparently said:
“After 50 you have to make a choice. Your face or your ass.”
Madonna should keep on the weight and quit all the cosmetic shit. In a year she’d look much better.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/07/2017|
R60 Um..sure Betty, for like a second that wont last.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/07/2017|
Madonna got her ass done last year and it looked ridiculous.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/07/2017|
R61 Like she would ever do such a thing, that would entail a quiet dignity.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/07/2017|
How does she look in the mirror and say "yeah those fillers are perfect". She looks like someone took an air hose to her face. DEFLATE!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/07/2017|
It's good for elderly women in their 80s to have a little meat on their bones.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/07/2017|
Madonna now looks like a beat-up Kate Winslet.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/07/2017|
[quote]However, the Mouret was spot on.
Dress- Gorgeous. Looked great on her.
Hosiery- Nope. Doesn't work with the dress.
Shoes- I didn't even like these. I liked the height of the heel, but I think the vamp was too high or something.
Black bra straps- That might have worked if she had gotten the other details right.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/07/2017|
Compared to Ripa a blade of grass looks fat. Madonna looks normal.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/07/2017|
[quote] Madonna Got Fat
But you've always been a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/07/2017|
Her face must be full of scar tissue at this point. I don't even think it's fillers and botox. She's just had botched surgeries.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/07/2017|
Those work-outs have paid off !
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/07/2017|
i think you are right r 63 and i think it contributes to her overall appearance of being more girthy and wide-loadish. And to those saying Janet Jackson is healthier than Madge? Just whose arteries would you take if you had to, Janet's or Madonna's? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Sit down and shut the fuck up, finger lickin good stans.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/07/2017|
When was Priscilla Presley at Live with Kelly and Ryan?
BTW, Seacrest must be fairly short. Madonna clocks in at 5' 2", say 5' 8" with platform shoes. He's about an inch taller than her.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/07/2017|
Madge has been subsisting on salads and protein (the edible ones, bitches) and cardio workouts for so long. Once she resumed eating carbs, coupled with her age and men-o-pause stage, her body and metabolism are having a meltdown, fast.
With an excellent nutritionist, new Chef, and new personal trainer, her body/metabolism should be fine, naturally adjusting to her age. However, her face, and the shit she's done to it over the years, ain't no fixing that mess.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/07/2017|
She looks better than I have seen her. Ripa is the real ugly cunt in all this.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/07/2017|
Look at Madonna and then look at your own mothers.
Which one looks the best?
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/07/2017|
I see Janbot is queefing all over this thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/07/2017|
I agree, r9.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/07/2017|
Madonna - so young. Call me when you're 60. I've heard weight gain can be hard - at least that's what I've read and heard people say.
I wouldn't know.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/07/2017|
[quote]Look at Madonna and then look at your own mothers. Which one looks the best?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/07/2017|
She was looking decidedly stringy & harsh for quite awhile. I used to joke that "fat preserves"; at least with a fuller face it filled out any wrinkles I might have got!
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/07/2017|
Michelle Pfeiffer, 59.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/07/2017|
She really is turning into Mariah.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/07/2017|
Madonna Looks great! Good for her. Old maid queens @ DL. yuck
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/07/2017|
Face is effed due to the fillers. Body looks good tho’
Nice Grandma Kabbalah!
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/07/2017|
Well, it's about time.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/07/2017|
She really does look so much like Mae West in the face sometimes.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/07/2017|
She just forgot her girdle
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/07/2017|
This is when she looked her healthiest ... the days when the straight boys loved her more than the gay ones:
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/07/2017|
Just think of all of the time, effort, and money she has expended... just to have it all come to this.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/07/2017|
When did she become Rebel Wilson?
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/07/2017|
Did someone call for Bat Wings?
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/07/2017|
Madonna has always been ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/07/2017|
I think I that she looks like a zaftig curvy Italian woman . Kind of sexy and like she’d make a mean Sunday sauce. Better than when she was emaciated with the fat face . That just didn’t work .
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/08/2017|
She referred to herself as a “fat soccer mom” on Kelly and Ryan. She seemed to be self-conscious with the extra weight. She looks good except for those fillers.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||12/08/2017|
Yeah, she's gained some weight and I gotta admit, I prefer a slimmer Made's body. However, I will say that that damn dress is just terrible. It looks very washed out on camera but when you look at it in other photographs it's much more vivid. The fit was shitty though. And R80, that photo of Brinkley is DRIPPING in photo-shop. God knows Madonna is just as guilty of using photo shop but Brinkley is not that thin. I personally prefer Madge's face thinner than it is. I had scupltra injected last year and I think that's what's in Madonna's face. It doesn't necessarily plump you up with the actual injected substance but causes your own collagen to grow, which can be unpredictable.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||12/08/2017|
Madge looks fabulous. She needs to keep that weight on.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/08/2017|
Its really true that after 50 you get the face you deserve.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||12/08/2017|
R97 Sculptra on top of all the other fillers. Like you say not really the best choice at all... Better to augment the the chin and jaw with sculptra and use softer fillers for around cheeks and temples. My medium lasting fillers are just starting to drop out of my face now after 3 long years, and it's the only time they have ever looked completely natural. Once they degrade by about 10% they tend to metabolize much more quickly after holding stubbornly, so you only get a really narrow window of things looking soft and at there best. C'est la vie!
|by Anonymous||reply 100||12/08/2017|
She looked her best during the Dress You Up period and she was plump
|by Anonymous||reply 101||12/08/2017|
My favorite Madonna period was the Confessions Tour.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||12/08/2017|
She's always carried a belly well. Better than Auschwitz Barbie.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||12/08/2017|
Ouch, that extra weight needs to go.
I can't believe I'm seeing MADONNA with a gross gut. That's just....wow.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||12/08/2017|
Looks like trying to stuff sausage into a casing.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||12/08/2017|
But that's the thing, R105, she doesn't really. She doesn't appear "stuffed" at all and that, in my humble opinion, is the problem. She could girdle/spanks that gut into submission and wear something much more form fitting. Instead, she's chosen this oddly patterned dress that does nothing but draw attention to her JIGGLING gut.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||12/08/2017|
What is going on with her butt here? I remember when she used to train for hours a day and was ripped.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||12/08/2017|
On DL, "getting fat" seems to be worse than being a sexual predator.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||12/08/2017|
She needs to sue.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/08/2017|
Probably growing some fat to use as fillers later.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/08/2017|
" . . . 'growing' some fat . . . "
|by Anonymous||reply 111||12/08/2017|
I can picture her seeing certain wrinkles appearing - then hyper-focusing on doing what she can to get rid of it, not keeping the bigger picture in mind. As long as the wrinkle is diminished, job well done to her.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||12/08/2017|
Did she stop doing yoga? I guess it was just one of her many contrived fads.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||12/08/2017|
"You must be my lucky star ..."
|by Anonymous||reply 114||12/08/2017|
Did she have implants in her cheeks or fillers? Either way, her face was designed to look that way. Her mouth is too small and her smile just looks pinched and tight. It almost looks painful. She needs to stop with all that nonsense.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/08/2017|
[quote]Madonna, singing to a Twinkie
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/08/2017|
Don’t worry honey, I’ll give you my trainer’s number.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/08/2017|
The girls say hi!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/08/2017|
She is a bit chubby for the first time in her life! Lord she's worth nearly a billion dollars and she looks like she's getting ready to go to Walmart to Xmas shop.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||12/08/2017|
[quote]Don’t worry honey, I’ll give you my trainer’s number.
Honey, keep it for yourself... everyone knows you'll be fat again in 3 months.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/08/2017|
[quote]My mom avoided it. Her breasts got bigger/saggier and her belly slide, but only in her 70s. She wasn't pretending she was an IG model though. She just looked good for her age dressed. 108 lbs always.
I long for the day we no longer have to deal with gays who are inordinately obsessed with their mothers' bosoms and measurements.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||12/08/2017|
Two months ago everyone here was shrieking about how she was too sinewy and muscular and needed to gain a little weight to soften up, and now she has and everyone is shrieking that she's let herself go and why doesn't she work out like she used to.
The Madonna threads have always been crazy but this is a new low.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||12/08/2017|
She looks better than she's looked in years. While she's at it, she should lose the long blond locks.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||12/08/2017|
Gay men judging a woman's body. It's you that gives us a bad name!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||12/08/2017|
I agree about her hair. She needs to stop with the roots.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||12/08/2017|
Madonna has always been ugly as someone said upthread, so it doesn't matter how much she weighs. She has a terrible face and bad hair. She always has.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||12/08/2017|
Oh get a grip. Madonna is pretty fucking far from being ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/08/2017|
Jabba is obsessed with Madonna. Half the posts here are from it.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||12/08/2017|
Just like on Fallon, she was out of breath when she walked onto the set today. That's what's strange to me. I think she looks fine.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||12/08/2017|
[quote]Lord she's worth nearly a billion dollars
LOL. In you dreams, Vadge!
|by Anonymous||reply 130||12/08/2017|
[quote]Janbot is obsessed with Madonna. Half the posts here are from it.
Not even, sweetie. But you keep dreaming!
|by Anonymous||reply 131||12/08/2017|
^hahaha. Love that you owned your Jabba name and verified it, Jabs.
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/08/2017|
[quote]Just like on Fallon
You mean when she came out dancing to a Janet Jackson B-side??
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/08/2017|
You can’t dodge your genes.
I shudder to say that because mine will come and get me soon enough.
Nothing she can’t shake off, but her FACE.
|by Anonymous||reply 134||12/08/2017|
[quote]Two months ago everyone here was shrieking about how she was too sinewy and muscular and needed to gain a little weight to soften up,
No one said that, hon. Everyone said she looked trans. Before that they were commenting on her new buttcheeks. No one has said she was thin or muscular in ages. It's her decision to keep going out half nude, taking out her floppy tits for The Sun at almost 60 and keep hacking away at her face while telling us we can look as good a she if we buy her skin cream.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||12/08/2017|
She is the ANTITHESIS of "growing old gracefully." I said this and someone called me a misogynist. Wrong. It's Madonna who hates women -- her own natural femininity, her own women-ness -- growing old, getting wrinkles, hair color changging, etc.: what it is to be an authentic woman. She just rejects everything that is authentic and real. Then again, she can barely sing and didn't have the integrity to not present herself as a real singer.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||12/08/2017|
She needed to put on a *little* weight. Like 5 to 10 pounds max, not the 25 she’s packed on.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||12/08/2017|
'Don't get fat and lazy': Fitness fanatic Madonna's sage advice to fans as she strips on stage for opening night of U.S. tour
|by Anonymous||reply 138||12/08/2017|
The hazard with facial fillers is they 'blossom' under the facial skin to smooth out the facial wrinkles, stretching it to maximum capacity. Once the fillers wear down, the use of stronger, more intense ones are needed to achieve the same degree of smoothness, as the facial skin is now even more loose because of the original artificial 'blossoming'; hence our Lady Madonna's face.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||12/08/2017|
She looks awful and clearly has no friends to tell her this.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||12/08/2017|
I bet she gained weight in hopes of filling out her face.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||12/08/2017|
Fuck, getting old ain’t for pussies!
|by Anonymous||reply 142||12/08/2017|
How does Pimp Mama Kris look so much better than Madonna and PMK is older?
|by Anonymous||reply 143||12/08/2017|
She said on the show she is now "a fat Soccer Mom". She'll get into shape is she does tour again. She's enjoying life. Good for her.
|by Anonymous||reply 144||12/08/2017|
[quote]How does Pimp Mama Kris look so much better than Madonna and PMK is older?
Well Frau, not everyone ages the same way, but you already knew that.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||12/08/2017|
Madonna may have packed on some winter weight but Kris Jenner is full on FAT. She's probably 160 at least.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||12/08/2017|
If she let her hair go grey, would the public be shocked?
|by Anonymous||reply 147||12/08/2017|
R136, you are a bitter old queen. Madonna is (was?) a POP STAR. She built her dynamite, incomparable pop-star career on several things, not the least of which was her looks. She may not have been a natural beauty, but there is no question--absolutely no doubt--that she is astoundingly photogenic. The camera has always loved her. She played up her cat eyes and bone structure and lithe body wonderfully in both still photos and on video. She set the standard for pop stars in her wake, for better or worse, although Madonna has always been open about her middle-class Michigan roots and her hunger for pop domination. She was a marginal talent but worked harder than ANY of us ever will, achieving what she wanted in her chosen field of work. I don't know a single person in any line of work who has the drive that she had.
She's almost 60. She tinkered with her face--which was her fortune, so I don't blame her. If she let herself age naturally, everyone would be howling about the scrotum-faced pop star who didn't do anything to maintain her looks. She has had some work done, she is pilloried for that as well. Let the woman be. She gave her all for almost 40 years and has a career nobody will ever, ever match. Madonna is, finally, allowing herself to eat, drink, and sleep. I am beyond impressed that she donned a pink smock and boogied down with Kelly "Skin Looks Fat On Bones" Ripa on national television. That's not giving a fuck. Madonna has earned absolutely everything she is right now, and everything she wants to do.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||12/08/2017|
Janbot just can't stop queefing all over this thread.
Put a cork in it, hunty.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||12/08/2017|
Sure, she's a little thicker around the middle. So is Blanche.
|by Anonymous||reply 150||12/08/2017|
I LOVE YOU R148!!!
You are my hero and Madonna's too.
I'm glad Madge is taking some time for herself but for her health, I hope she doesn't take it too far. Big, little or in-between, I love her like nobody's business. My favorite incarnation though was from about ten years ago. True, she's not the best vocalist, but even so you can't take your eyes off her. I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna. She just makes you WANT to dance. Madonna studied with the incomparable Martha Graham and her style and grace of movement shows it. I don't think Beyonce, Gaga, or Taylor Swift could ever say the same.
|by Anonymous||reply 151||12/08/2017|
Maybe she is getting fat so she can lose it and then market a workout and diet plan.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||12/08/2017|
[quote]Madonna studied with the incomparable Martha Graham
lol, she bombed the class. Madonna couldn't cut it as a dancer. She took a few classes and that was it. Who are you fooling? Madonna can't dance for shit. What a loon.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||12/08/2017|
"Support my anti-gay cult or else!"
|by Anonymous||reply 154||12/08/2017|
Buy my skincare line!
|by Anonymous||reply 155||12/08/2017|
She dances better than your fat ass, r153.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||12/08/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 157||12/08/2017|
Just two teenagers.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||12/08/2017|
[quote]She dances better than your fat ass, [R153].
On another note, we haven't forgotten that her BFF was Harvey Weinstein. She's scum. She was in business with her for 3 decades.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||12/08/2017|
Recent untouched pic. Perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 160||12/08/2017|
Just fuck him, hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||12/08/2017|
[quote]Recent untouched pic. Perfection.
|by Anonymous||reply 162||12/08/2017|
Yeah, what is it with bitches like them being friends and supporting sexual predators. Like that bitch Janet backing her pedo brother!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 163||12/08/2017|
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|by Anonymous||reply 166||12/08/2017|
Stop agreeing with yourself, r166.
|by Anonymous||reply 167||12/08/2017|
I agree, r149. That bitch is PRESSED.
|by Anonymous||reply 168||12/08/2017|
Time to throw away the fishnets and stock up on support hose.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||12/08/2017|
Sure, r169. As soon as Janet fixes those saggy tits.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||12/08/2017|
Stay pressed, Janbot.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||12/08/2017|
That's a beautiful pic, r164. Mercy has a gorgeous smile.
|by Anonymous||reply 172||12/08/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 173||12/08/2017|
Some corrections and reflections re: the menopause comments. 1st--Please remember that females aren't the only ones who go into menopause and have hormones changes. Male menopause is very real. 2nd--contrary to popular belief, many women who exercise become more toned and build lean muscle faster during/after menopause since this is when women's testosterone levels naturally increase due to decreasing estrogen (if they are not on hormone therapy). While women might become more boyish/mannish looking after menopause if they work out, the opposite happens to men, whose hormone levels change due a drop in testosterone during/after male menopause. Also, I think Madonna looks very feminine and curvy, which likely means she's on estrogen therapy and/or fillers and (of course) likely has slacked off on extreme diet and exercise.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||12/08/2017|
So let me get this straight R153. Madonna has a billion dollar industry built on her ability to entertain--to sign and to dance--but you say she can't dance for shit, and that the poster up thread who mentioned her studying under Martha Graham is a loon.
I sure wish my terrible dancing skills could have gotten me a dance scholarship and netted me three quarters of billion dollars.
|by Anonymous||reply 175||12/08/2017|
Madonna and Janet = starring in the Death Becomes Her reboot!
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R175 is such a fucking whack job. Madonna made her fortune taking out her tits. The end.
|by Anonymous||reply 177||12/08/2017|
Ready for the mortician.
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You certainly sound angry about it, R177. Why? Your tits not worth that much?
Oh, yeah, r180 and r181, those are just some TERRIBLE bodies in those photos. Women would sell their kids to look half that good.
|by Anonymous||reply 182||12/08/2017|
She is borderline Jocelyn Wildenstien now. K&R was delayed in CA due to fires until today, and I had no idea it even WAS Madonna.
Girl is a mess although at least the faux English accent is gone- along with her career. I hope she can relax and enjoy her hundreds of millions. Maybe get some mall tips from Babs.
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One more lift on this one and she’ll have a beard. Oh, wait, too late.
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Does her pussy stink?
|by Anonymous||reply 188||12/08/2017|
r145 someone’s menopausal! project much?
|by Anonymous||reply 189||12/08/2017|
145 148 151 156 157 160 182 is same person, posting from the nursing home.
|by Anonymous||reply 190||12/09/2017|
You can smell the rancid, vomitous stench of Janbot's bitter, desperate rhetoric all over this thread....
The same as every other Madonna thread on DL.
|by Anonymous||reply 191||12/09/2017|
[quote]The hazard with facial fillers is they 'blossom' under the facial skin to smooth out the facial wrinkles, stretching it to maximum capacity. Once the fillers wear down, the use of stronger, more intense ones are needed to achieve the same degree of smoothness, as the facial skin is now even more loose because of the original artificial 'blossoming'; hence our Lady Madonna's face.
R139, this is just patently untrue. The closest you've ever come to someone with filler or botox was when you splurged and went to Whole Foods instead of the Save A Lot and stood next to that well dressed lady in the check out line. The notion that filler "blossom" under your skin and cause it to stretch, leaving loose skin in their wake is just utterly preposterous and nothing but Frau Science.
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R192 = Liz Rosenberg
|by Anonymous||reply 193||12/09/2017|
[quote]145 148 151 156 157 160 182 is same person, posting from the nursing home.
No, they are not. This is not even remotely true. You key board warriors are just too much. If you don't like Madonna then you don't like her, and that's fine. Why must you argue and argue and argue about subjective minutiae??? The bottom line is that whether it's her her voice, her dancing, her overall ability to entertain, or her tits and ass, Madonna has amassed an enormous fortune selling those things, more so that any other female pop star. You may not care for her but clearly some people do. Numbers and dollars in the bank don't lie, so there are indeed people who are buying what's she's selling.
|by Anonymous||reply 194||12/09/2017|
These Madonna threads are so fun! Said nobody ever.
|by Anonymous||reply 195||12/09/2017|
R192 As someone who has experienced some of the" blooming" effects of facial fillers, this is definitely the case... And they become more unpredictable the more you get. Because they inject as an air-light gel that has virtually no substance, they have to cross-link the structure to form sugar-alcohols, they bond with your own collagen and form a cement. This is no exaggeration. If a plastic surgeon has to remove by cutting this stuff out of your skin (which would be almost impossible to do, it's too much of a "messy" job) the gel blooms into a weird cement like matrix because the gel has crystallized with your own body salts and tissues. If you knew how it looked UNDER the surface once this stuff is hard you would NEVER want to have it injected.
|by Anonymous||reply 196||12/09/2017|
This area where Madonna's iron will and OCD behaviors really seem to be working against her. If she wants injections monthly no one's going to say "No" to her. They'd be fired or disowned. Doesn't she have a good psychiatrist who specializes in body dismorphia? Judging by how swollen her face is she must wake up every morning and examine her every line, shadow and wrinkle and wonder how more injections could improve upon it.
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The thing with those injections is they permanently alter your face. Even if she stopped tomorrow, she’ll still look distorted.
|by Anonymous||reply 199||12/09/2017|
R196, I'm sorry and I don't want to appear argumentative but I assure you that you are misinformed. The fillers used in the US do not permanently alter one's face. Hyaluronic acid, which makes up 95% of the fillers used in the US, can be dissolved with an enzyme called Hyaluronidase. Under no circumstances does it turn to anything even remotely resembling cement. While it is certainly true that Radiesse and Sculptra cannot be dissolved and must degrade over time they do not turn into cement or anything even similar. If you are not in the US or Canada, you could be referring to PMMA or polymethylmethacrylate, and injections of this substance are ill-advised and can indeed become hard and even cause necrosis. However, in the United States polymethylmethacrylate usage is not legal. As a surgical nurse I'm not trying to come across as a know-it-all but fillers are so ubiquitous today everyone should be aware of the basics, if only to engage in sparkling repartee at dinner parties. The idea that fillers expand the skin to the degree that the skin loses elasticity and sags after the fillers degrade just isn't supported with any science, and it's because they simply don't do that.
|by Anonymous||reply 200||12/09/2017|
lol... Madonna's got Jabba feeling some kind of way...
|by Anonymous||reply 201||12/09/2017|
One can substantially agree with you, as I do, but come to a different conclusion- It's BECAUSE Madonna set the standard for contemporary pop stardom that, she herself, out of a sense of professionalism, should not not provide the grounds for Mamie Van Doren to say ,"Bitch stole my look."
|by Anonymous||reply 202||12/09/2017|
Her lack of talent and sociopathy caught up with her. Oh, well. She can go roll around her mother’s grave in front of cameras for attention again, only this time completely nude.
|by Anonymous||reply 203||12/09/2017|
Her body took a real beating with all the physically intensive tours she did over the years. You can tell with how she walks and moves these days that she has back, knee and hip issues. She clearly can't workout like she used to. I wouldn't be surprised if she doesn't have an addiction to pain killers.
|by Anonymous||reply 204||12/09/2017|
Oh give it a break, asshole@ R204!
|by Anonymous||reply 205||12/09/2017|
Maybe she's become an emotional overeater because she is so lonely in Portugal.
|by Anonymous||reply 206||12/09/2017|
I think she just overdid it—with the exercise, the dieting, the fillers.
|by Anonymous||reply 207||12/09/2017|
Mae West r88 - spot on, I agree with the facial comparison. And both look/ed well with the extra poundage.
|by Anonymous||reply 208||12/09/2017|
At least Mae was witty. Madonna has absolutely no sense of humor about herself or anything else. She’s completely anal retentive.
|by Anonymous||reply 209||12/09/2017|
^Not approving of what she has done to her face. Just got carried away with the Mae comparison.
|by Anonymous||reply 210||12/09/2017|
Mae was genuinely sexy, witty and irreverent--Vadge is too control-freakish to ever have a genuine emotion.
|by Anonymous||reply 211||12/09/2017|
[quote]Maybe she's become an emotional overeater because she is so lonely in Portugal.
Does Rocco still live with his dad in the UK?
|by Anonymous||reply 212||12/09/2017|
In the "Kelly and Ryan" interview Madonna states the she is a "fat soccer mom." So clearly she is aware of the extra poundage and has the ability to be self-deprecating. Those of you who claim she has no sense of humor about herself haven't been paying attention. She frequently sends herself up in interviews and on the concert stage.
|by Anonymous||reply 213||12/09/2017|
I actually thought it was a good interview. She was down to earth and unpretentious for a change.
|by Anonymous||reply 214||12/09/2017|
Madonna probably wishes she could go back to 2003:
Fake English Accent
|by Anonymous||reply 215||12/09/2017|
I remember Madonna saying a long time ago that when she got old she wanted to be like Marlene Dietrich so I bet she's got a big old staple on top of her head.
|by Anonymous||reply 216||12/09/2017|
Jumped the shark so long ago, the shark is now jumping her.
|by Anonymous||reply 217||12/09/2017|
Now who has the Gap ads? Madonna's a cunt.
|by Anonymous||reply 218||12/09/2017|
Neither Cher nor Madonna made my "Meet Me In The '90s" playlist on Gap's official Spotify channel...
Nor did Janet or Mariah.
Stevie made it, though!
|by Anonymous||reply 219||12/09/2017|
She got old. She's never been a great beauty. She is a chameleon. I remember seeing her in the mid-'80's and she was newly famous. She was fat and short. She still had presence. I love her!
|by Anonymous||reply 220||12/09/2017|
This Portly Pepperpot, is pooped!
|by Anonymous||reply 221||12/09/2017|
You can say what you want about Madge, but she's always had beautiful breasts. The rest (including face) looks horrible though, with or without fat.... Sad!
|by Anonymous||reply 222||12/10/2017|
[quote]She set the standard for pop stars in her wake
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Are you kidding? I can’t stand her personality, but I think she looks much better here than usual. Sixty year-old people who are overly muscular and emaciated at the same time look more decrepit than fit. I hope she keeps a little weight on.
|by Anonymous||reply 230||12/10/2017|
[quote]I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna. She just makes you WANT to dance.
😂 REALLY? You haven’t been looking too hard then...
|by Anonymous||reply 231||12/10/2017|
I always thought she was most beautiful during the Ray of Light era.
She had this innocent, ethereal look going on and it suited her to a tee. Was it because she had just given birth?
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|by Anonymous||reply 233||12/10/2017|
Even with the darker hair, she still seemed to be glowing.
There is a look of content on her face. Happiness.
|by Anonymous||reply 234||12/10/2017|
R232 I thought she looked a little sea-witchy then...it was a natural-but-styled look and I really liked it.
I also thought she was beautiful with the pictured haircut. It made her look actually gorgeous.
|by Anonymous||reply 235||12/10/2017|
Re R233 / R234 She was pretty in that style, but it’s also the way she was photographed and the way she behaved publicly during that era. She seemed to have left her snarky/bratty/immature persona behind and was claiming to have found spiritual grounding in motherhood and studying mystical practices, and all the visuals of that time were lit and posed in iconically spiritually referential ways. Unfortunately, it was just a phase and possibly an act.
|by Anonymous||reply 236||12/10/2017|
This looks like Ray of Light era. She was painted by Kevyn Aucoin, who really did have a special talent, and notice how her skyward gaze, lot from above as if she is looking at something angelic or some kind of glory, and the wind and the firmament all conjure a mystical image. That was all part of the packaging then.
|by Anonymous||reply 237||12/10/2017|
Ather best, she resembles Kate Winslet, who has strong features and who I think is among the most beautiful women alive.
|by Anonymous||reply 238||12/10/2017|
Another good look on her.
|by Anonymous||reply 239||12/10/2017|
Her best look was from the 95 VMA's where Courtney Love threw the compact at her.
|by Anonymous||reply 240||12/10/2017|
[quote]She was painted by Kevyn Aucoin
He painted me first...
|by Anonymous||reply 241||12/10/2017|
I'm taking notes
|by Anonymous||reply 242||12/10/2017|
Madonna drinks WAY too much coffee. If she quit, she would not have the pain or weight issues.
She is a weird Quebecois/Italian hybrid, so it's hard to predict what one's body will react too because most Americans are literally the first of their kind and almost entirely unique in biochemical makeup (all the different mixes of nationalities, unlike Africans/Euros/Asians who all marry from a much more limited gene pool). She probably sees her dad guzzle coffee with no problem, but because he's purely Italian she can't base her biochemical reactions on his.
|by Anonymous||reply 243||12/10/2017|
It’s amazing how much shorter this thread became after I blocked Janet Jackson’s stalker.
|by Anonymous||reply 244||12/10/2017|
^^A) You tried it
B) Since less than 20% of these 245 posts are mine, you’re a liar.
|by Anonymous||reply 245||12/10/2017|
Ha, Jabba is PRESSED... and insane if it thinks nobody knows its the majority of these posts.
Girl is OBSESSED!
|by Anonymous||reply 246||12/10/2017|
Jabba is a pathetic, lonely creature.
|by Anonymous||reply 247||12/10/2017|
[quote]Madonna drinks WAY too much coffee. If she quit, she would not have the pain or weight issues.
Huh? Coffee is one of the best things you can consume. The antioxidants make it hugely protective against cancer, diabetes and heart disease, and it's been shown to boost your metabolism.
|by Anonymous||reply 248||12/10/2017|
Can't she please look like this...forever?
|by Anonymous||reply 249||12/12/2017|
I prefer her Suzanne Pleshette-esque phase.
|by Anonymous||reply 250||12/12/2017|
YOU GUYS DONT KNOW A REPTILIAN WHEN YOU SEE IT^
|by Anonymous||reply 251||12/12/2017|
I think Vadge can drink the coffee, just not ear a donut with each cup.
|by Anonymous||reply 252||12/12/2017|
If she could turn back time.
|by Anonymous||reply 253||12/12/2017|
"Please don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
|by Anonymous||reply 254||12/12/2017|
She’s always been second rate at EVERYTHING. Her body finally caught up.
|by Anonymous||reply 255||12/12/2017|
Don't cry for me, Datalounge. Your slings and arrows can't penetrate my thick moisturized skin.
|by Anonymous||reply 256||12/12/2017|
I’ve never seen anyone more basic.
|by Anonymous||reply 257||12/12/2017|
Janbot, if that's the "real" Janbot, I love you/him. I've been coming here at least five years now, and Janbot lit this place up way back when. Are the arguments insane? Yes! But JanBot always dished it right back and never stopped smiling. I find his stalkers to be completely UN-entertaining, which is the sin of all sins on DL.
Yes, Madge was in post-marital/post-birthing bliss, hence "the glow." Yes, she's looking her age. So fucking what you cunts? Age is coming for ye' too!
|by Anonymous||reply 258||12/12/2017|
I'm more like the hot Darren who replaced the neurotic Darren on Bewitched.
|by Anonymous||reply 259||12/12/2017|
For the lovely R258...
|by Anonymous||reply 260||12/12/2017|
r248 coffee can cause hormone imbalance and when your hormones are off you tend to have weight issues.
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Awwwwww, love you too, JB
|by Anonymous||reply 262||12/12/2017|
Don't steal my thunder, bitch.
|by Anonymous||reply 263||12/12/2017|
It talks to itself.
|by Anonymous||reply 264||12/12/2017|
Bring yo' A-game. Not yo' laundry.
|by Anonymous||reply 265||12/12/2017|
[quote]Don't cry for me, Datalounge. Your slings and arrows can't penetrate my thick moisturized skin.
Or my bank account
|by Anonymous||reply 266||12/26/2017|
[quote]Janbot, if that's the "real" Janbot, I love you/him. I've been coming here at least five years now, and Janbot lit this place up way back when. Are the arguments insane? Yes! But JanBot always dished it right back and never stopped smiling. I find his stalkers to be completely UN-entertaining, which is the sin of all sins on DL.
Sorry but I disagree. Janbot is like a scourge on this place. The Madonna vs. Janet schick is played out. Sure, one may prefer Janet over Madonna but Jabba just spews stuff out of her/his/its ass that can always be disproven.
Madonna is a much, much larger star that Janet could ever be.
|by Anonymous||reply 267||12/26/2017|
[quote]Sorry but I disagree.
I bet you’d disagree about plenty, like how bathing daily is a good thing..
|by Anonymous||reply 268||12/26/2017|
[quote]Madonna is a much, much larger star that Janet
Yes, she’s MUCH, MUCH fatter than Janet these days.
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Who has the more stank pussy, Vadge or Janet?
|by Anonymous||reply 271||12/27/2017|
The one with the known male partners that equals up to more than you can count on one hand.
|by Anonymous||reply 272||12/27/2017|
[quote]Who has the more stank pussy, Vadge or Janet?
The one who has had to play State Fairs, I imagine.
|by Anonymous||reply 273||12/27/2017|
How humiliating for Janet, r273. State Fairs. Well, a girl's gotta pay the KFC bill somehow!
|by Anonymous||reply 274||12/27/2017|
Janet looks like she has a stinky puss
|by Anonymous||reply 275||12/27/2017|
Diseased Madonna vagine (with thigh rash)...
|by Anonymous||reply 276||12/27/2017|
[quote]The one who has had to play State Fairs, I imagine.
Who that be? Because Janet just wrapped up a tour of arenas, with no state fairs or cancellations in sight.
|by Anonymous||reply 277||12/27/2017|
What R 27 said. Ripa is so anorexic you can see all her ribs (almost) if you look closely. Her head looks like a Skeleton skull. Those overly white teeth look like they are about to fall out because there is no supporting tissue.
Give Madge a break. She exercised and dieted hysterically her entire life. So if she wants to live on the edge and eat (gasp) pasta, pizza, fried chicken whatever -/ leave her the fuck alone
|by Anonymous||reply 278||12/27/2017|
Wasn't it the Iowa State Fair, r273? That's a damn shame. But I guess has-beens got bills to pay, too!
|by Anonymous||reply 279||12/27/2017|
I love how PRESSED the dumb little cunt is over Janet's sad venture into the world of State Fairs. Girl likes to act like they never existed.
State Fairs were actually a step up from the recent tour where tickets sold for as low as $9.
|by Anonymous||reply 280||12/27/2017|
I'll bet Janet has the more stank pussy. Just think of all her grazing at the fair booths- corn dogs, fried crap. God knows what it does to her system and you just know she doesn't wipe properly.
|by Anonymous||reply 281||12/27/2017|
[quote]Wasn't it the Iowa State Fair,
Yes, the one she banrkupted, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 282||12/27/2017|
she also owns one of the most eclectic and faboo art collections west of SOHO. her live shows remain the spectacles to end em all. ROCK ON BABE
|by Anonymous||reply 283||12/27/2017|
[quote] I've never seen anyone who could move like Madonna.
Really? You've never been to a Bar Mitzvah? Ohmygawd, Madonna is a very oafish "dancer", I find it hard to believe she's done much real studying at all because she stinks!
In r109 picture Madonna actually resembles Edith Massey more than anyone.
I think the dress is a hoot, but her HAIR! Who does it for her? Her super? Really, I find it tough to believe she has ever paid for a decent stylist!
|by Anonymous||reply 284||12/27/2017|
[quote]But I guess has-beens got bills to pay, too!
Exactly, which is why the more-irrelevant-than-ever Madonna had to shill her face cream 😂 on Fallon.
|by Anonymous||reply 285||12/28/2017|
She's probably gaining weight so she can get fat sucked out of her body and injected into her face!
|by Anonymous||reply 286||12/28/2017|
Hunty at r285, shouldn't you be hitting the books? That GED ain't gonna earn itself!
|by Anonymous||reply 287||12/28/2017|
She probably had to cut the yoga out. After years of doing it the hands and wrists give out. That's why she had so many veins exposed on hands and arms. The weight of ones body stress's these area's. She over did it. Look at Prince, he didn't gain weight but be was using a cain from all the years of jumping off the speakers and doing the splits, his hips wore out. Regarding fillers, she's obsessed. It also depends on how the body reacts to it. Look at Cher who uses alot of fillers and is at least 12 years older doesn't have that uneven surface look. She is tight and has that small eyes look but the fat is even and isn't pulling in 2 directions
|by Anonymous||reply 288||Last Saturday at 5:17 PM|
I wouldn't say Cher looks much better. Her face is basically rubber and she can barely open her mouth.
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