Will Tom Cruise Ever Beard Up Again?

Maybe he should come out. Tomorrow.

He's been tainted for a decade...... [italic]at least[/italic].

You said “taint. Tehe.

No

what about his taint?

She'll only marry if Scientology gives her someone totally lobotomized this time.

Tammy will never admit he's gay and yes he will take another beard. She'll be of the Deborah Lee Furness kind. Old, haggy, shrewd and in it for the long haul. She won't be as old though.

He has been keeping a very low profile recently. I think he and the church have figured out that people were not fooled by TomKat and the weird way he acquired his girlfriends. The church has actually gone really quiet too. You never hear any gossip anymore. For a few years, they had really ramped up the TomKat/Will&Jada/David&Posh "power couple "friendships" as some kind of recruitment drive. Now, you never see Tom or Will together since it was a PR thing.

In a few years, he won't care about sex, and he'll be neutered in the closet for good.

Oh, and the bad press surrounding his not ever seeing Suri. Wasn't he supposedly selling off his CA properties and moving to Clearwater, FL?

He'll come out alright! As too much man for one woman!!!

I guess he's waiting for the stench of desperation to dissipate to a more tolerable level.

Oh, I think he won't risk another showmance with a celebrity, but he'll marry again.

My money would be on some Sea Org slavey from a Scientology family, someone who's young and pretty and obedient whom he can completely control. He'll spin it as a Cinderella story, with some girl being rescued from a secretarial pool or something to live the life of a Hollywood princess, but the reality will be that she's still spending her days taking orders from the Scientology higher-ups all day and all night.

Olivia Munn's available.

I'm sure Tom's many, many ex's have put the word out that Tom is a nightmare husband.

It's going to take someone basically mentally unhinged to take on being wife # 4.

I imagine the $cienos might produce another Stepford Wife for him if he’s still in their good graces.

they could've gone for laura prepon. full time sciento and possibly closet lez. perfect match.

I've heard he's finally found a boyfriend, he's someone who's involved with the clams but is completely closeted and so low key he's practically invisible.

[quote]I imagine the $cienos might produce another Stepford Wife for him if he’s still in their good graces.

Oh, he is. He makes lots of money for them.

[quote]Olivia Munn's available.

She's reportedly in a "relationship" with Chris Pratt. Maybe Taylor Swift is available.

I am surprised he isn’t bearding with Erica Christianson or whatever her name. She needs a career boost and is well entrenched in Scientology.

No way is Swift giving up any of her secrets or cash to the Scientos. Plus, she has zero need for him to boost her celebrity.

[quote]Oh, and the bad press surrounding his not ever seeing Suri. Wasn't he supposedly selling off his CA properties and moving to Clearwater, FL?

When he's in Britain, he stays at the huge Scibot estate outside London. I've seen it, and It's creepy AF.

If by tainted you mean old, then yes.

Honestly once a man turns 40, no one really cares, and by the time he's 50, no one gives a fuck, damn, shit or ass about him.

Are you sure it wasn't Linda Hunt?