Mama June in Lingerie

I thought it was Uncle Poodle!

Whas rong wiz hur tteef?

More proof that you can't polish a turd.

Lipstick on a pig, for sure.

Long hair, makeup, lingerie, pictures. This means she's pretty.

Coulda gone my whole life...

I just turned straight! Help!

Pass the eye bleach, please.

Is she working as a professional call girl now?

Why is she all squinty and cross eyed.

You can see the scar on her arm from all the skin they had to remove.

So what about her daughter Honey Boo Boo? Kind of crappy to spend all of kinds of dough to lose weight and then her daughter also needs some help.

she dates kidfuckers and let's them around her kids.

Extravaganza eleganza

Of course the minute she lost weight she went to Victoria's Secret.

Fantastic! Pumpkin next?

Classy!

Look out, Caitlyn. You've got real competition now.

C'mon guys! She lost ALL that weight, give her some damn credit you bunch of fat whores!

That photo is... I have no words to describe it. It saddens me.

She's finally living her fantasy. Leave her alone.

Give her credit, she went through the painful procedures to lose a massive amount of weight. Hopefully, she maintains.

She only did it to get everyone to forget she was fucking a pedo who molested her own daughter. I wouldn't give her anything except a punch in her fucking abusive mouth.

I don't recall her molesting her daughter. Where did you get that?

No amount of weight loss can fix the sure damn ugly.

What’d they do with all that skin?

Glad my eyesight is bad

Same mail order dentures as trump.

She puts ketchup up on pasta. That is all.

The first thing I thought of when I stopped shuddering over that picture was the glamour shot of DL's favorite troll

R24, I believe her last boyfriend on the show was a registered sex offender due to molesting a child. Open to correction.

Yikes, a little more lipo on the waist and chin would help.

Oh, my eyes!

Well, if I wasn't gay before, I sure as Hell am now.

Those gums when she smiles. Blech.

Ok guys. brace yourself. Next post.

Ready?

As I posted above, Caitlyn has SERIOUS competition now.

R37 WINS!

I'm traumatized!

I am doubtful that she'll maintain any changes in her appearance long-term.

Again, what about the kid?

Not only did she date a pedo, it was THE SAME pedo that molested her own daughter some time ago.

She's ready for porn now!

I know they’re trash but I really feel sorry for that kid. She’s huge. Childhood obesity means (short) life long health problems. Mama June can go fuck herself sideways with a rusty pitchfork but the kid doesn’t deserve our scorn.

R37 OMG Honey Boo Boo is HUGE!.

It always weirded me out how precocious Honey Boo Boo was as a young child. She seemed jaded already.

Has anybody else read HoneyBooBoo is also undergoing a lapband/lipo procedure?

I wouldn’t be surprised if she is dead in a few years. She is having extreme health problems due to her weight loss surgery, most likely with malnutrition being the main underlying cause.

I saw Mama June doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble in NYC. I didn't buy her book but she seems really sweet.

The inspiration:

Million dollar smile.

Pig in knickers! Definitely not a gold star day...

[quote] Of course the minute she lost weight she went to Frederick’s of Hollywood.

In OP's pic, is she channelling Mary Pickford? Lillian Gish? Or maybe Baby Snooks?

r37 I did not want to see Honey Boo Boo's boo boos in that dress... what has been seen cannot be unseen

I want Sugar Bear in a thong!

My god....she looks like a melted version of her former self. So weird.

Yes she is thinner but she is still homely. That gummy smile with those fake chompers and the overly blonde hair with dark eyebrows are doing her no favors.

[quote] What’d they do with all that skin?

They made her another child with it and she gave it up for adoption for a huge fee. That bitch does nothing if she doesn't get paid.

She looks like some old nasty roadhouse whore in the Texas panhandle.

She must've taken this photo into her dentist and said "I want these!"

She needs to have a gumectomy now. There's nothing uglier to me than someone who shows a whole lot of gum when they smile.

Really R62? Nothing?

But was the forklift foot fixed??

June was one of those child beauty pageant moms. That's where the Honey BooBoo discovery happened.

I know someone from her hometown that knows her well and had kids in the same schools as her kids. June's kids have done well in school. Contrary to the show that staged much of the crudeness and crazy antics, they were far from poor beforehand, and lived ordinary in the community.

Was told June, in person, is very cordial and articulate, not the crass character portrayed on TV. Her self-esteem is not strong, which contributed to some very bad relationship choices. Still, TV promoters and agents brought her back, because there was an audience that missed the old "reality" show.

Getting rid of that gummy smile is a simple procedure. The doctor inserts a piece of plastic within the upper lip that prevents it from retracting all the way. It gives you a great smile but you have to learn how to talk all over again.

I pose this question to DL. Who would you rather see in lingerie? Mama June or Bruce Jenner?

After she had her stomach stapled, she went to the dental surgeon and said, "Make me look like my idol, Sarah Jessica parker!"

[quote]Mama June or Bruce Jenner

After viewing Mama June I feel certain seeing Jenner in lingerie would finish me off ... and not in a good way.

Imagine: someone thought it would be a good idea to photograph Mama June in lingerie.

June needed a dietitian and a personal trainer. All that surgery and liposuction damages the body's natural functioning.

She needed motivation and self-discipline in counting calories and doing exercise 40 minutes a day, even if it was basically walking.

The quick fix with the knife has later repercussions.

Pumpkin gave birth. I thought she was smarter than that. I think the only one who might stand a chance is Chubbs (Jessica), she went to college and has stayed out of the spotlight.

Her appearance now reminds me of Kate Goselin.

Sugar bear can eat his heart out

I thought she was on a swing at first glance and then I see it's a fucking latter of some sort with a dead sheep around her legs in an abandoned warehouse - wtf? very sensual picture...

What'd they ductape her stomach to her back?

Her 17 year old daughter "Pumpkin" recently gave birth to a child. Good God!

This custody case for Honey Boo is compelling.

Glad to see the sage Miss Janice back on the show.

DL prefers Pumpkin's guy.

Mama June too improved.

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r78 funny about sage Janice, she is certainly snarky about June

So has she dumped the child molesterer yet?

r82 she has a new boyfriend, I noticed they have to had to blur his tattoos also she is probably another White Supremacist

I mean the boyfriend is probably another white supremacist like her friend Big Mike

If it weren't for the bad publicity you know June would still be dating the guy who molested her daughter

Wow, she really is desperate r84. Her pool kids.

^^^*poor kids

Can no one tell Alana how obnoxious she is and fat? That 11 year old should not weigh 200 pounds. Where is the black trainer from Season 1 - loved him. He was sweet and funny. Bring him back to whip Alana into shape. This Jennifer pig is too much!!! Miss Janice is The Voice of Doom - and cigarettes.

Why is her face the exact shape of Eric Stoltz's in Mask?

Er'body looks goood in sum sexy lingeree.

Does Sugar Bear use that pic to Jack to ?

The ratings for her show on the WE network dropped quite a bit for it's second season. Probably not that bad for WE ratings in general, but not a sure pick up for another season.

No, I cannot look. I didn't want to see the before or the after and yet, like millions of people around the world, I cannot look away.

Are those June bugs I see?

Miss Janice is as much of a cunt as Sugar Bear's gargantuan new wife.

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R96 & R97 Holy mother of Jaysus, dude has a type for sure!

He lives them very big

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No thank you....

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[quote]Sugar Bear's new wife is big as whale. She made a June at her fattest, almost look small in comparison. How can he find her vagina?

Roll 'er up in flour and go for the wet spot.

Sugar Bear is a bisexual chubby-chaser R96

She knowingly dated a child molester, nobody should forget this

Yes Sugar Bear obviously has a type but I want to know if anyone here has ever known a gay chubby chaser? Sure there are bears but what about those 600lb land whales?

How much do you have to eat to be that fat!

R106 I've never met one, but they exist. There seem to be much less of them than the hetero ones.

I thought it was Jennifer Lawrence in OP's pic

Jennifer looks like the prison matron in a B movie

article: Mama June Has Rebranded Herself After Reuniting With a Convicted Child Molester

Jennifer’s husband forced oral sex on an 8-year old. Jesus Christ. Whole family should be pushed off a pier.

As bad as that situation was, the creepy, fake, fundie Duggar family situation is even worse. Four children were molested there and the molester, their brother Josh, was actually on the show. Their parents covered the whole thing up and prevented him from getting any real punishment or "treatment". They yanked the show, got rid of Josh and rebooted it to focus on the older sisters (who were molested) and their rapid breeding. They allowed the creepy, enabling parents to appear on the rebooted show as well.

Can you imagine being in the vicinity of the new Mrs. Sugar Bear's bathroom after one of her massive movements? I'd bet money she's stopped up more than one toilet. And the stench…Ewww.

[quote]I guess Sugar Bear is considered a catch there.

In all seriousness, that's most likely correct. He's gainfully employed and a hard worker (works 7 days a week in a chalk mine), doesn't have a drinking problem, not a wife beater, seems to have an easygoing nature, and although he has a criminal history, it's not of a sexual nature (has something to do with arson or destruction of property).

He's probably Prince Charming compared to the other guys in that town (whom I shudder to imagine).

[quote] works 7 days a week in a chalk mine ... For real?

R111 - that wouldn't really be a death sentence, they'll just float around for all eternity.