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Mama June in Lingerie

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by Anonymousreply 77Last Saturday at 11:11 AM

I thought it was Uncle Poodle!

by Anonymousreply 1Last Wednesday at 12:20 PM

Whas rong wiz hur tteef?

by Anonymousreply 2Last Wednesday at 12:22 PM

More proof that you can't polish a turd.

by Anonymousreply 3Last Wednesday at 12:24 PM

Lipstick on a pig, for sure.

by Anonymousreply 4Last Wednesday at 12:27 PM

Long hair, makeup, lingerie, pictures. This means she's pretty.

by Anonymousreply 5Last Wednesday at 12:29 PM

Coulda gone my whole life...

by Anonymousreply 6Last Wednesday at 12:29 PM

I just turned straight! Help!

by Anonymousreply 7Last Wednesday at 1:05 PM

Pass the eye bleach, please.

by Anonymousreply 8Last Wednesday at 1:10 PM

Is she working as a professional call girl now?

by Anonymousreply 9Last Wednesday at 1:29 PM

Why is she all squinty and cross eyed.

by Anonymousreply 10Last Wednesday at 1:30 PM

You can see the scar on her arm from all the skin they had to remove.

by Anonymousreply 11Last Wednesday at 1:33 PM

So what about her daughter Honey Boo Boo? Kind of crappy to spend all of kinds of dough to lose weight and then her daughter also needs some help.

by Anonymousreply 12Last Wednesday at 1:34 PM

she dates kidfuckers and let's them around her kids.

by Anonymousreply 13Last Wednesday at 1:38 PM

Extravaganza eleganza

by Anonymousreply 14Last Wednesday at 1:38 PM

Of course the minute she lost weight she went to Victoria's Secret.

by Anonymousreply 15Last Wednesday at 1:38 PM

Fantastic! Pumpkin next?

by Anonymousreply 16Last Wednesday at 1:43 PM

Classy!

by Anonymousreply 17Last Wednesday at 1:51 PM

Look out, Caitlyn. You've got real competition now.

by Anonymousreply 18Last Wednesday at 1:55 PM

C'mon guys! She lost ALL that weight, give her some damn credit you bunch of fat whores!

by Anonymousreply 19Last Wednesday at 1:55 PM

That photo is... I have no words to describe it. It saddens me.

by Anonymousreply 20Last Wednesday at 2:08 PM

She's finally living her fantasy. Leave her alone.

by Anonymousreply 21Last Wednesday at 2:36 PM

Give her credit, she went through the painful procedures to lose a massive amount of weight. Hopefully, she maintains.

by Anonymousreply 22Last Wednesday at 2:46 PM

She only did it to get everyone to forget she was fucking a pedo who molested her own daughter. I wouldn't give her anything except a punch in her fucking abusive mouth.

by Anonymousreply 23Last Wednesday at 3:54 PM

I don't recall her molesting her daughter. Where did you get that?

by Anonymousreply 24Last Wednesday at 4:00 PM

No amount of weight loss can fix the sure damn ugly.

by Anonymousreply 25Last Wednesday at 4:11 PM

What’d they do with all that skin?

by Anonymousreply 26Last Wednesday at 4:23 PM

Glad my eyesight is bad

by Anonymousreply 27Last Wednesday at 4:29 PM

Same mail order dentures as trump.

by Anonymousreply 28Last Wednesday at 4:58 PM

She puts ketchup up on pasta. That is all.

by Anonymousreply 29Last Wednesday at 5:50 PM

The first thing I thought of when I stopped shuddering over that picture was the glamour shot of DL's favorite troll

by Anonymousreply 30Last Wednesday at 5:53 PM

R24, I believe her last boyfriend on the show was a registered sex offender due to molesting a child. Open to correction.

by Anonymousreply 31Last Wednesday at 5:55 PM

Yikes, a little more lipo on the waist and chin would help.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Wednesday at 5:58 PM

Oh, my eyes!

by Anonymousreply 33Last Wednesday at 6:00 PM

Well, if I wasn't gay before, I sure as Hell am now.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Wednesday at 6:00 PM

Those gums when she smiles. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Wednesday at 6:04 PM

Ok guys. brace yourself. Next post.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Wednesday at 6:12 PM

Ready?

by Anonymousreply 37Last Wednesday at 6:12 PM

As I posted above, Caitlyn has SERIOUS competition now.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Wednesday at 6:16 PM

R37 WINS!

I'm traumatized!

by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 6:20 PM

I am doubtful that she'll maintain any changes in her appearance long-term.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 6:27 PM

Again, what about the kid?

by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 6:30 PM

Not only did she date a pedo, it was THE SAME pedo that molested her own daughter some time ago.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Wednesday at 6:36 PM

She's ready for porn now!

by Anonymousreply 43Last Wednesday at 6:38 PM

I know they’re trash but I really feel sorry for that kid. She’s huge. Childhood obesity means (short) life long health problems. Mama June can go fuck herself sideways with a rusty pitchfork but the kid doesn’t deserve our scorn.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Wednesday at 6:43 PM

R37 OMG Honey Boo Boo is HUGE!.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Wednesday at 6:46 PM

It always weirded me out how precocious Honey Boo Boo was as a young child. She seemed jaded already.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Wednesday at 6:49 PM

Has anybody else read HoneyBooBoo is also undergoing a lapband/lipo procedure?

by Anonymousreply 47Last Wednesday at 6:51 PM

I wouldn’t be surprised if she is dead in a few years. She is having extreme health problems due to her weight loss surgery, most likely with malnutrition being the main underlying cause.

by Anonymousreply 48Last Wednesday at 6:53 PM

I saw Mama June doing a book signing at Barnes & Noble in NYC. I didn't buy her book but she seems really sweet.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Wednesday at 7:05 PM

The inspiration:

by Anonymousreply 50Last Wednesday at 7:09 PM

Million dollar smile.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Wednesday at 7:10 PM

Pig in knickers! Definitely not a gold star day...

by Anonymousreply 52Last Wednesday at 7:10 PM

[quote] Of course the minute she lost weight she went to Frederick’s of Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Wednesday at 7:25 PM

In OP's pic, is she channelling Mary Pickford? Lillian Gish? Or maybe Baby Snooks?

by Anonymousreply 54Last Wednesday at 7:41 PM

r37 I did not want to see Honey Boo Boo's boo boos in that dress... what has been seen cannot be unseen

by Anonymousreply 55Last Wednesday at 7:56 PM

I want Sugar Bear in a thong!

by Anonymousreply 56Last Wednesday at 8:06 PM

My god....she looks like a melted version of her former self. So weird.

by Anonymousreply 57Last Wednesday at 9:08 PM

Yes she is thinner but she is still homely. That gummy smile with those fake chompers and the overly blonde hair with dark eyebrows are doing her no favors.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Wednesday at 10:00 PM

[quote] What’d they do with all that skin?

They made her another child with it and she gave it up for adoption for a huge fee. That bitch does nothing if she doesn't get paid.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Thursday at 8:48 AM

She looks like some old nasty roadhouse whore in the Texas panhandle.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Thursday at 8:50 AM

She must've taken this photo into her dentist and said "I want these!"

by Anonymousreply 61Last Thursday at 8:56 AM

She needs to have a gumectomy now. There's nothing uglier to me than someone who shows a whole lot of gum when they smile.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Thursday at 9:19 AM

Really R62? Nothing?

by Anonymousreply 63Last Thursday at 2:06 PM

But was the forklift foot fixed??

by Anonymousreply 64Last Thursday at 2:22 PM

June was one of those child beauty pageant moms. That's where the Honey BooBoo discovery happened.

I know someone from her hometown that knows her well and had kids in the same schools as her kids. June's kids have done well in school. Contrary to the show that staged much of the crudeness and crazy antics, they were far from poor beforehand, and lived ordinary in the community.

Was told June, in person, is very cordial and articulate, not the crass character portrayed on TV. Her self-esteem is not strong, which contributed to some very bad relationship choices. Still, TV promoters and agents brought her back, because there was an audience that missed the old "reality" show.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Thursday at 4:16 PM

Getting rid of that gummy smile is a simple procedure. The doctor inserts a piece of plastic within the upper lip that prevents it from retracting all the way. It gives you a great smile but you have to learn how to talk all over again.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Thursday at 8:56 PM

I pose this question to DL. Who would you rather see in lingerie? Mama June or Bruce Jenner?

by Anonymousreply 67Last Thursday at 9:32 PM

After she had her stomach stapled, she went to the dental surgeon and said, "Make me look like my idol, Sarah Jessica parker!"

by Anonymousreply 68Last Thursday at 10:08 PM

[quote]Mama June or Bruce Jenner

After viewing Mama June I feel certain seeing Jenner in lingerie would finish me off ... and not in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Thursday at 11:20 PM

Imagine: someone thought it would be a good idea to photograph Mama June in lingerie.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Friday at 8:08 AM

June needed a dietitian and a personal trainer. All that surgery and liposuction damages the body's natural functioning.

She needed motivation and self-discipline in counting calories and doing exercise 40 minutes a day, even if it was basically walking.

The quick fix with the knife has later repercussions.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Friday at 8:52 AM

Pumpkin gave birth. I thought she was smarter than that. I think the only one who might stand a chance is Chubbs (Jessica), she went to college and has stayed out of the spotlight.

by Anonymousreply 72Last Friday at 10:43 AM

Her appearance now reminds me of Kate Goselin.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Friday at 11:53 AM

Sugar bear can eat his heart out

by Anonymousreply 74Last Friday at 12:36 PM

I thought she was on a swing at first glance and then I see it's a fucking latter of some sort with a dead sheep around her legs in an abandoned warehouse - wtf? very sensual picture...

by Anonymousreply 75Last Friday at 12:44 PM

What'd they ductape her stomach to her back?

by Anonymousreply 76Last Friday at 1:07 PM

Her 17 year old daughter "Pumpkin" recently gave birth to a child. Good God!

by Anonymousreply 77Last Saturday at 11:11 AM
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