Hi, all! I just arrived at the Datalounge.

You in danger girl

What the hell is that clip???

Did you come by bus from Iowa?

Was that Dancing w Stars? What were them ladies protesting?! now that i saw it again I saw Maks. Him w that beautiful ass .

[quote] Did you come by bus from Iowa?

No, by freight car.

Is your ass that fat?

Never a harsh word to anyone. Very kind and supportive.

We are a simple and pious people.

What's on your iPod?

OP - You have two critical DL assignments to complete before this Saturday night: read and view the original versions of the novel/film "Valley of the Dolls." Upon doing so, you must provide DL with a brief synopsis on each of the key characters, focusing particularly on the gloriously bitchy ones, who are DL icons. No excuses.

We suggest you get started.

(Bonus points: Associate 'Ted Casablanca,' then and now.)

You must also promise to take a dump on Lindy's head while she is sleeping.

Iowa stands for IDIOTS OUT WALKING AROUND.

Op, Have you reviewed the DL etiquette standards on 'Table Manners' and other social skills?

For example: Do you cut your dinner entrée with the side of your dinner fork, positioning your dinner fork in your right hand to do so?

Don't forget to pre-lube!

Datalounge reminds me of 'stream of consciousness' where people say anything and everything. I actually find it very interesting and almost addictive. I like things that are different.

"There is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery"

Well, OP, it's positively SOMETHING.

THIS is Datalounge.

OP, You are required to selected a life-long allegiance if you decide to remain our highly coveted sanctuary: "Julie" or "Chery" -

Sadly, this is actually Datalounge:

What "she" means is, . . . select a life-long allegiance . . . "Julie" or "Cheryl" -

R16, if ANYONE knows about vile pits...

Yes, sad but true r20.

One thing you absolutely MUST know.

Cheryl is a ....

Datalounge is the only place I have ever read the words "Ted Bundy could get it anytime" That tells you what you need to know OP.

[quote] Datalounge is the only place I have ever read the words "Ted Bundy could get it anytime"

Lol. Last week I read, "is it wrong that I find Jeffrey Dahmer attractive?"

Fucking sickos.

lots of fat chicks come here to worship c listers

Does your building have a doorman, OP?

Do you have a hot nephew?

Were you raped by your hairy, uncut stepfather?

If you can answer "Yes" to at least two of those questions, welcome aboard!

DLers will defend a guy who likes kiddie porn as long as he is hot, but watch out if he gets fat, THAT is the ultimate worst crime. Whatever you do OP, don't type fat!

You have to answer the magic question:

CUT OR UN-CUT???

Get it wrong, and you shall not pass!

Just remember OP there's no such thing as a free ride. It's cash, grass or ass.

Are you in lust with your cousin, OP?

If you didn't come with knee pads, no gag reflex, clutch pearls, a rolling side-eye and weaponized grease--you're doomed.

Potential DLers must submit dick and hole pics. No fatties or uggos allowed.

There are two doors you may enter into the Datalounge, OP.

One is marked STRAIN,

and the other,

DON'T STRAIN.

ALWAYS keep a fire extinguisher at hand.

What is your gut reaction to this image, OP?

You're already hanging by a thread.

Are you tender to the touch?

Sum is positive, sum ain't, hard to tell.

R30, The magic question is about inches. That's first.

DL is heaven for the wicked. Now bend over for your welcome present.

Much love,

Datalounge

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.

We have a dress code.

Caftans.

Earrings.

Should you not have proper attire, you will be asked to leave. Alternative ensembles must be approved in advance.

It's a fine site OP...just bring a knife (figuratively speaking) just in case you need to cut a bitch.

Oh, and don't take DL parlance into the real world...people don't appear to appreciate it.

Keep a link to this image handy, OP.

You never know when the DL grapevine will pick up on a trending outraged fraumom.

R47, I like blue.

Letter-perfect posts. Or it gets the grease.

Welcome, have a fruit cake.

It is a good show! A positive show!

[quote] What is your gut reaction to this image, OP

DOUCHE NOZZLE, R37!

It is a good show! A positive show!

It is a good show! A positive show!

It is a good show! A positive show!

Yeah, yeah, R52.

But YOU try coming up with an animated .gif of pasta being rinsed (g)

It is a good show! A positive show!

See? Gurl, you have found a home!

OP, is your name Denny, and or Danny? Are you looking for a kind stranger's couch to sleep on? What's your current ownership status vis-à-vis wheeled luggage.

It is a good show! A positive show!

What’s your opinion of DL now?

^ dredger

OP drains her pasta.

R60 is stuck again.

WE don't like you.