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Hi, all! I just arrived at the Datalounge.

Is this a good site? A positive site?

by Anonymousreply 6012/09/2017

You in danger girl

by Anonymousreply 112/05/2017

What the hell is that clip???

by Anonymousreply 212/05/2017

Did you come by bus from Iowa?

by Anonymousreply 312/05/2017

Was that Dancing w Stars? What were them ladies protesting?! now that i saw it again I saw Maks. Him w that beautiful ass .

by Anonymousreply 412/05/2017

[quote] Did you come by bus from Iowa?

No, by freight car.

by Anonymousreply 512/05/2017

Is your ass that fat?

by Anonymousreply 612/05/2017

Never a harsh word to anyone. Very kind and supportive.

by Anonymousreply 712/05/2017

We are a simple and pious people.

by Anonymousreply 812/05/2017

What's on your iPod?

by Anonymousreply 912/05/2017

OP - You have two critical DL assignments to complete before this Saturday night: read and view the original versions of the novel/film "Valley of the Dolls." Upon doing so, you must provide DL with a brief synopsis on each of the key characters, focusing particularly on the gloriously bitchy ones, who are DL icons. No excuses.

We suggest you get started.

(Bonus points: Associate 'Ted Casablanca,' then and now.)

by Anonymousreply 1012/05/2017

You must also promise to take a dump on Lindy's head while she is sleeping.

by Anonymousreply 1112/05/2017

Iowa stands for IDIOTS OUT WALKING AROUND.

by Anonymousreply 1212/05/2017

Op, Have you reviewed the DL etiquette standards on 'Table Manners' and other social skills?

For example: Do you cut your dinner entrée with the side of your dinner fork, positioning your dinner fork in your right hand to do so?

by Anonymousreply 1312/05/2017

Don't forget to pre-lube!

by Anonymousreply 1412/05/2017

Datalounge reminds me of 'stream of consciousness' where people say anything and everything. I actually find it very interesting and almost addictive. I like things that are different.

by Anonymousreply 1512/05/2017

"There is no crueler place than that vile pit of trollery"

by Anonymousreply 1612/05/2017

Well, OP, it's positively SOMETHING.

by Anonymousreply 1712/05/2017

THIS is Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 1812/05/2017

OP, You are required to selected a life-long allegiance if you decide to remain our highly coveted sanctuary: "Julie" or "Chery" -

by Anonymousreply 1912/05/2017

Sadly, this is actually Datalounge:

by Anonymousreply 2012/05/2017

What "she" means is, . . . select a life-long allegiance . . . "Julie" or "Cheryl" -

by Anonymousreply 2112/05/2017

R16, if ANYONE knows about vile pits...

by Anonymousreply 2212/05/2017

Yes, sad but true r20.

by Anonymousreply 2312/05/2017

One thing you absolutely MUST know.

Cheryl is a ....

by Anonymousreply 2412/05/2017

Datalounge is the only place I have ever read the words "Ted Bundy could get it anytime" That tells you what you need to know OP.

by Anonymousreply 2512/05/2017

[quote] Datalounge is the only place I have ever read the words "Ted Bundy could get it anytime"

Lol. Last week I read, "is it wrong that I find Jeffrey Dahmer attractive?"

Fucking sickos.

by Anonymousreply 2612/05/2017

lots of fat chicks come here to worship c listers

by Anonymousreply 2712/05/2017

Does your building have a doorman, OP?

Do you have a hot nephew?

Were you raped by your hairy, uncut stepfather?

If you can answer "Yes" to at least two of those questions, welcome aboard!

by Anonymousreply 2812/05/2017

DLers will defend a guy who likes kiddie porn as long as he is hot, but watch out if he gets fat, THAT is the ultimate worst crime. Whatever you do OP, don't type fat!

by Anonymousreply 2912/05/2017

You have to answer the magic question:

CUT OR UN-CUT???

Get it wrong, and you shall not pass!

by Anonymousreply 3012/05/2017

Just remember OP there's no such thing as a free ride. It's cash, grass or ass.

by Anonymousreply 3112/05/2017

Are you in lust with your cousin, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3212/05/2017

If you didn't come with knee pads, no gag reflex, clutch pearls, a rolling side-eye and weaponized grease--you're doomed.

by Anonymousreply 3312/05/2017

Potential DLers must submit dick and hole pics. No fatties or uggos allowed.

by Anonymousreply 3412/05/2017

There are two doors you may enter into the Datalounge, OP.

One is marked STRAIN,

and the other,

DON'T STRAIN.

by Anonymousreply 3512/05/2017

ALWAYS keep a fire extinguisher at hand.

by Anonymousreply 3612/05/2017

What is your gut reaction to this image, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3712/05/2017

You're already hanging by a thread.

by Anonymousreply 3812/05/2017

Are you tender to the touch?

by Anonymousreply 3912/05/2017

Sum is positive, sum ain't, hard to tell.

by Anonymousreply 4012/05/2017

R30, The magic question is about inches. That's first.

by Anonymousreply 4112/05/2017

DL is heaven for the wicked. Now bend over for your welcome present.

by Anonymousreply 4212/05/2017

Much love,

Datalounge

by Anonymousreply 4312/05/2017

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate.

by Anonymousreply 4412/05/2017

We have a dress code.

Caftans.

Earrings.

Should you not have proper attire, you will be asked to leave. Alternative ensembles must be approved in advance.

by Anonymousreply 4512/05/2017

It's a fine site OP...just bring a knife (figuratively speaking) just in case you need to cut a bitch.

Oh, and don't take DL parlance into the real world...people don't appear to appreciate it.

by Anonymousreply 4612/06/2017

Keep a link to this image handy, OP.

You never know when the DL grapevine will pick up on a trending outraged fraumom.

by Anonymousreply 4712/06/2017

R47, I like blue.

by Anonymousreply 4812/06/2017

Letter-perfect posts. Or it gets the grease.

by Anonymousreply 4912/06/2017

Welcome, have a fruit cake.

by Anonymousreply 5012/06/2017

It is a good show! A positive show!

by Anonymousreply 5112/06/2017

[quote] What is your gut reaction to this image, OP

DOUCHE NOZZLE, R37!

by Anonymousreply 5212/06/2017

It is a good show! A positive show!

by Anonymousreply 5312/06/2017

It is a good show! A positive show!

by Anonymousreply 5412/06/2017

It is a good show! A positive show!

by Anonymousreply 5512/06/2017

Yeah, yeah, R52.

But YOU try coming up with an animated .gif of pasta being rinsed (g)

by Anonymousreply 5612/06/2017

It is a good show! A positive show!

by Anonymousreply 5712/08/2017

See? Gurl, you have found a home!

by Anonymousreply 5812/08/2017

OP, is your name Denny, and or Danny? Are you looking for a kind stranger's couch to sleep on? What's your current ownership status vis-à-vis wheeled luggage.

by Anonymousreply 5912/08/2017

It is a good show! A positive show!

by Anonymousreply 6012/09/2017
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