Footballers in love - sexual identity and hot players (Pt 56)

Gurl!?! Without the link in 55 this is doomed!

GO AWAY, Kathy.

OP, please continue. How is Gerard’s beard?

There were rumors of a breakup but TMZ tried to quash them. Not surprising since Trumpeter Harvey Levin has never met a closet case he didn't like.

Meanwhile, the beard has cancelled her tour dates for health reasons.

I thought that was funny, too. They make one token appearance in public and suddenly the great romance is back "on."

Norwegian footballer Aleksander Melgalvis Andreassen stripped naked in public and stuck his dick in the Norwegian cup.

Fun stuff form Popbitch:

Once upon a time, the whole pack of football writers was in thrall to Jose Mourinho. As time has gone on though, and Mou has got more bad tempered and defensive, his cheerleading squad has defected one by one.

These days it's only really Duncan Castles who's left defending him – and that's mainly because Castles is Mourinho's pet hack, getting the party line directly from agent Jorge Mendes, then regurgitating it straight into the Sunday Times – for about £1-2k a pop (nice work if you can get it!)

But Castles' defence of Man Utd's Paul Pogba (who was red carded against Arsenal last weekend) was too much even for fellow Murdoch hacks to take. Sky's touchline reporter Geoff Shreeves was so incensed by Castles that he basically offered Castles out over Twitter this weekend, suggesting they settle their argument "face to face" when Shreeves is up for the Manchester Derby on Sunday.

Manchester-based hacks are waiting with bated breath to see if Castles takes Shreeves up on it.

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you know Jose Mourinho is gonna park the bus!

R5 Can I get that pic in poster size?I have an appropriately handsome blonde wood frame.

Pique looks hot

R5 That’s the way to do it.

Tenting

It's a very tender pic. I like it.

Since there's no link to previous threads, can we have a comprehensive list of current and former footballers rumoured to be gay, for the newbies?

By the way, Gerard Pique got some intense backlash in Spain for the Catalan independence crisis with fans from other parts of the country wanting him to be kicked out of the national team. But he defiantly refused.

Bump

R14 Here's a link to the previous thread, #55. The idiot troll at R1 in this thread spammed the last 16 posts of the last thread so we couldn't provide a link to this one.

Some people really resent that the most popular continuous series of threads on DL is about football. I hope people find this one.

R17, what team do you support?

Barça primarily, but I like individual players from many FCs.

As a DL grammar Nazi, I called out Duncan Castles, alleged journalist, for failing to use the subjunctive in proper context. "Was" not "were" and he wasn't even quoting the usual boneheaded footballer.

Does he even know proper English usage?

Thanks, r17. But a list would still be nice as 55 is a lot to wade through and it seems some of the previous threads were deleted by Muriel.

The CR7/Badr Hari affair must have fizzled. Couldn't have played well especially in Morocco.

Shakira has dodged taxes to the tune of tens of millions of euros.

Don't pay it for her, Pique! Let her old ass rot in a Spanish prison. Beards are a dime a dozen. Hell, CR7 can advise you.

Speaking of CR7, poor baby got kicked in the head.

R24 It looked bad. His face is worth of millions. No wonder he looked how bad it was.

I agree, it looked worse the next day.

People were being nasty to mock him for looking at his face to see how bad it was. Still, football fans aren't known for politeness.

Oops, link for the next day.

Is Shakira lez or was/is it one-sided bearding?

Terry & Lampard. Former players, but both gay and are or used to be together. Both bearding tho.

R28 I've never heard any gay rumors but honestly, before Pique, she wasn't much on my radar.

I suspect what she gets out of the relationship is relevance and publicity. She's exactly 10 years older than him; in a few days, on 2 February, she'll turn 41 and he'll turn 31. She's aging out of the pop music category (with all apologies to Madonna).

I like Shakira, i think her relationship with Pique is real...anyway what happened to Jonathan Dos Santos ??

R31 If you'd seen some of the pictures on the original threads, now apparently scrubbed from the net, you'd be more sceptical that this is anything but a bearing situation.

Flaming Pique camping it up and kissing boys at gay parties. If anyone still has copies of those pics, please post them.

[quote]Terry & Lampard. Former players, but both gay and are or used to be together. Both bearding tho.

It's love.

Bearding, not bearing

Damn autocorrect

European (straight) guys often kiss each other to greet each other or to say goodbye. That doesn't make them gay.

You see this happening a lot in France and in Latin countries.

There was a rumor that Pep Guardiola once dated Ricky Martin and Ricky would fly to Spain a lot to see him.

R36, no, they don't pucker up and kiss each other on the lips.

You've been watching too many movies.

R38 You’re right.

R32 Gay parties ?

Hey, Dele Alli sex tape! it was filmed in 2016! I have only seen pics of him, some girl blowing him while he's looking into the camera and smiling!

john terry is gay? i've never heard this. he fucks around a lot!

R41, supposedly an angry Liverpool fan hacked his iCloud account and got the tape.

More about Pep and Ricky Martin, por favor!

Dele alli dives all the time. i want to like him but it's not possible. shameful.

Well, we now know how Pique satisfies his sexual urges.

[quote]Speaking of payoffs, this foreign born A list soccer player is hoping against hope no one will ask too many questions about his "entertainment expenses," or "training expenses," which is code for his escort payments. The tax man might not care too much, but his A- list celebrity girlfriend probably would.

Isn't Shakira Pique's wife, not girlfriend?

Is this thread about gay/bi footballers or what ?

R47, they never married.

That's generally the idea, R48. Cristiano Ronaldo gets his own threads, though, because he doesn't like to share.

R50 Thanks, any gossip about others players ?

Shakira signed a contract for touring in 09 worth 300 million and then resigned one for 100 million a few years later, she makes around 50 to 70 million a year depending if she has music out. Her last song "Me enamore" was number one in 27 countries, making her one of the top global musicians right now. Do yall see where I'm going? Pique is with her for her cash and fame. But she won't marry him so he won't take half.

Good thread.

Is messi bi?

R54 No

Now that Robbie Rogers has retired, are there any other gay (or rumored to be gay) MLS players? I can think of a few I'd like to be.

R52 and dodging taxes on all that income. It's a shame Pique seems to be playing the same game. But I agree, their "affair" has benefited both of them.

Also, see R30. Dating a famous footballer a decade younger than her helps keep her relevant.

There are so many photos similar to this of these two, that it makes me wonder...

Any news about Torres?

And who will win the upcoming World Cup?

Aw R58, that’s so sweet. Like he’s rocking a baby to sleep.

R8 I still have the weirdest crush on Mou. I think it’s his cool dgaf attitude, and the fact that he’s HBIC.

I also thought he was very supportive of the whole Lampard/Terry thing when he was managing Chelsea.

Haha, yes, R60, and I think Paulo described Gigi as a second father at some point. Everybody at Juve (and probably elsewhere) loves Paulo though, he seems to be quite the flirt

R61, if you've got muscles, you may have a chance with Mourinho. There've long been rumors about him being bisexual, with a preference for -- what else? -- big defender types. Years ago, a poster here said that Mourinho had made a pass at him in a bar.

R59, Torres, alas, is probably toast. It may be MLS or China time for him.

That's hot R62. Who is in the gif?

Who else is gay/bi, any new gossip ?

Wow, here's a thread I haven't seen in a long time.

Still going after nearly 8 years.

Was I the only one who thought Shakira was a little butch when she came on the scene? I have no problem believing Pique and her are bearding together.

What of Mario Gotze

Come on, let's talk about good ole American footballers!

Alas, that never seems to work here, R71, I've tried. I can think of a healthy handful of US players I'd love to get with (and three of them play for Sporting KC).

R65, that's Diego Costa, then of Chelsea, biting Gareth Barry of Everton in an FA cup match. Costa was red carded for this. Occurred two years ago.

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Mario Götze and his brother Fabian.

Did they have to blow the security guards first in order to get on the field? Still -- hah!

Is it true that Balotelli has to have his brother in the room whenever he has sex? Just a rumor I heard...

Now those two would be hot together

Pique isn't gay and all those CDAN blind items are not true. He cheats with women. The picture on the OP is nothing. Spaniards are very touchy feely and he seems trying to hold Zlatans attention, like listen to me.

On the other hand Guardiola...

Do tell about Pep G! Spill it...

Didn't Pep get rid of Ibrahimovic after he thought he and Pique were a thing? Doesn't that make him a phobe? Pep can't be gay.

Pep certainly reads as gay-adjacent on the sidelines. Very well groomed and dressed. Not to traffic in cliches or anything...

when was terry and lampard gay together? I wasn't watching soccer then. I know they were at Chelsea together. Terry has been caught cheating with loads of different women, fucking them at teammate's houses etc.

yes, I recall seeing some questionable pictures of Pique with men...

i had no idea there were rumors about mou!

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did you guys see CR7 taking his jersey off after scoring the penalty? not much of a package in his pants. is it the underwear he's wearing? some players you can see their ding dongs very clearly but some not. also how come not much vpl in NBA ? we know those dudes are hung.

R82, there have been gay rumors about Pep since his playing days at Barcelona.

This is DL, r82. We'd like specific stories.

Dybala...looking like he is flirting with the interviewer (Not really but those gifs sure give that impression!)

That's a very tender moment, it appears. Or maybe it's just innocent.

Pep got rid of Ibrahimovic because the latter is an ass.

They are really sweet

Oh, sorry didn't realize that Tumblr was not accessible. This was what I tried to link to, I just always try to link to the original

On another note...what is David Luiz up to these days? I saw that Giroud ran into the crowd to hug him a few days ago, which nobody expected...

I had no idea Borriello had said that he believed he had bisexual teammates at Juve, Milan and Genoa. I am pretty convinced that one of those at Juve is Buffon (I don't know if he meant just one per team or not) People also mentioned Buffon in connection to the previous claims about gay and bisexual players in the national team. Was what Borriello said discussed in previous threads? I don't remember reading anything about it.

Pique interviewing Buffon...they have quite a lot of chemistry!

A former Premier League footballer has revealed that two of his teammates in England were out as gay to the rest of the squad.

Carl Hoefkens, who played for Stoke City and West Bromwich Albion, also said he had a gay teammate while in Belgium.  There has never been an out gay footballer in the Premier League.

A 21-year-old fashion worker has told of his four-year relationship with an international football ace - who has a girlfriend and a baby. A PREMIER League footballer has been having a secret gay relationship for four years — but won’t come out because he fears the backlash from fans could wreck his career.

The international ace, who has told close pals in the game he is bisexual, has a child with his female partner. But he has also been having an affair with an openly gay fashion worker.The player’s 21-year-old lover told last night of the star’s emotional torment. He said: “The Premier League’s a very weird environment for a gay or bi man.

“It’s a modern institution nothing like the rest of society. If two men want a consensual sexual relationship in this country, in most cases, no one would blink an eye.

“But for us, if anyone found out, it could ruin his career. He feels like he’d face constant abuse and bullying from the terraces.”

The Sun knows the identity of the footballer but has chosen not to reveal his name.

Not surprised at all because Shakira always seemed and acted like a beard and always used Pique for publicity

Lampard is a closet case too

R98 I have no idea who this could be.

I'm sure CR7 is gay but still don't understand the rape allegations when he was at Manchester United he was accused of rape by two women did he paid them to tell those stories in attempt to look hetero?

I've not heard about Terry and Lampard before, what's the scoop (or which approximate thread is it in)?

Pique's homosexuality is the worst kept secret in all of the FCs.

r102 Could be that or the women could be lying. It's not like CR7 could say "umm those bitches are lying because I like dick."

[quote]I'm sure CR7 is gay but still don't understand the rape allegations when he was at Manchester United

Well in the U.S., Ryan Seacrest got "rape allegations" too. They disappeared quickly and no one was fooled. They were spurious for no reason other than to promote a fake heterosexual image.

[quote]The Sun knows the identity of the footballer but has chosen not to reveal his name.

I find it hard to believe that bastion of good taste, the Sun, is going to preserve the privacy of a gay footballer.

R95

[quote]I don't know if he meant just one per team or not

In the interview he clearly states that he thinks there are bi players in all three teams.

I got that, R108 :). My question was whether he meant ONLY one per team or possibly more.

r107 Yes, the boulevard press outs stars all the time.

Sorry, r109, I misread your question. His answer on that score is ambiguous—there might be more than one per team, sure, but the only thing that’s absolutely certain from his wording in Italian is that there’s [italic]at least[/italic] one bi player per team. That’s still a pretty revealing bit of info, though.

No problem at all, R111, and thank you! Do you yourself think it could be Buffon when it comes to Juve? I have always wondered about him to be honest...and a few others of course like Inzaghi and Shevchenko. But since only Gigi is still playing...for a few more days anyway, he has maintained my interest. I am also quite convinced that Dybala is at least bi as well, so their current apparent attachment at the hip is what made me search for old articles. There is this one too btw. but you may know it.

Lampard’s wife is pregnant, he announced it a few days ago on insta, that woman must be almost 50, how the fuck?

Also, Neymar recently did an ad for Valentine’s Day, in Brazil it’s in June. I saw the article on daily mail, in one pic his small bulge is visable in the underwear ad. Just thought you guys might be interested although I don’t think he’s gay.

David luiz will never come out if he is bi or gay. He loves god too much. He is a very nice guy though

How many kisses was that? Haha

R99 Yes the most successful female latin artist of all time needs to get with a d list soccer player for publicity.

On what planet is Pique “D-list”?

In what world is he an a-lister? When people think of barca yhey think messi.

Wayne Rooney

R116 If what you say is true then why she's using him lol

Wayne Rooney? He likes grandmas!

R120 Er becasue he's attractive and she likes riding his dick? You're delusional if you think they're only together for publicity, And I do think he's bisexual and she doesn't mind.

[quote]Yes the most successful female latin artist of all time needs to get with a d list soccer player for publicity.

A diva-adoring fan who knows nothing about sports, posting nonsense on DL. Why am I not surprised?

Face it, Shakira is quickly aging out of the pop market. She'd beard for Adam Rippon if it would bring her publicity. And her "relationship" with Pique, a full decade younger, has gotten her tons of tabloid attention in Spanish-speaking countries (which also happen to be obsessed with footballers).

But you know all of this, Shakira loon.

Rooney joining dc United!

Hey, did u guys read about that FIFA official who said the draw was rigged in 98 World Cup?

Guess everything is rigged. So who you got for Champions league? Ref from Bosnia. It’s rigged big time!

Shakira dont need a fake boyfriend.

Kathy doomed this thread to Part56 forever, she's a sadist!

[quote]Shakira dont need a fake boyfriend.

Oh, give it up, Shakira loon. Taylor Swift is 1000x more rich and famous and she's bearded for her entire career.

R127 It wasn't the spamming troll that caused the problem. A variety of issues chased away much of the traffic on the site.

World Cup coming up -- who should we be looking at/for?

Poor Fox -- they spent a fortune on the US broadcast rights but can't wave the Stars and Stripes since we crapped out in Trinidad/Tobago. (And there seems to be this weird media ban on any sports network on talking about the USMNT. It's weird how no one mentions it, even to complain.) Also: WC's in Russia. US ratings will be dismal.

I can't believe the original thread I started is now at part 56. This is insane.

Thank you, R130. It's been a fun ride.

I love how these guys get spontaneous wood.

Kathy really killed part 56!

No, Kathy didn't... just a nasty troll who should be banned for life for spamming. But if you pay $1.50 a month...

World Cup time! How many hot holes are getting stretched out as we speak?

Mexico topped Germany, pun intended.

All secret closeted homosexuals must be outed at once! (But only if they're hot!)

I can't believe those threads are still going. I was so busy i didn't follow football at all for couple of years. Spill those rumours, gossips, everything. Who is gay? Who is cheater? Are french players still scandalous pussies?

BI from PopBitch:

[bold]The wife of which German player was shagging around so carelessly while he playedat the last World Cup that she accidentally left some X-rated photos with her lover on an iPad at a hotel?

The pictures were found by the room’s next occupant who tried to sell them on but, because he’s popular (and was helping Germany win the cup), the German press didn’t really want to print them.[/bold]

Dirty whore. She doesn't deserve him.

Surprised there's not more WC gossip.

R140 There are actually threads on the World Cup which gives me hope about DL.

R64, close enough, our beloved Torres is headed to Japan.

Ronaldo to Juventus, this was the first report I saw of it.

With $117 million at stake, he won't be coming out for at least 4 years.

[quote]With $117 million at stake, he won't be coming out for at least 4 years.

And certainly not in Italy. Not with the mad Lega cunts running the government.

I've thought Ronaldo wouldn't ever come out since he said he was having a baby not with a surrogate. There was too much gossip about him in 2016. What does everyone make of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain? I've not followed these threads before so don't know if he's been discussed. He's always pinged to me. He started dating Perrie Edwards from Little Mix in 2017 and she spent half of that year away on tour. Only other thing before that seems to be some pap shots of him and a girl in the daily mail that look set up.

There's this photo as well but not sure if it's actually him or not.

I would happily welcome Ox to the gay team. Alas, I believe he's out for most of the PL season with a bum knee.

R146, wow. I've never seen that pic before...looks like him but who knows? not sure about his hair...

Any rumors on Dele Alli?

Dele Alli, as far as I know is straight. There was recently a leaked video of a girl blowing him years ago. decent sized. of course that doesn't mean anything. I met him personally and I didn't get any gay vibes off him. I wasn't expecting him to be so tall and lanky! He was nice.

what about this picture? It's Daivd Allaba, who plays for Bayern Munchin. He's also a good friend of OBJ.

Why do people think Frank Lampard is gay? I've never heard rumours about him outside DL.

I've met Frank many times and he is a pure gent. really, really nice. I didn't really get a gay vibe off him but I can believe it if he's gay or bi or maybe he's just English. I can never tell with English guys.

When he was younger, he was featured in a sex tape scandal with a few other guys. I think the footage is old and grainy and not much can be seen. It was the early, early days of cell phone so the quality isn't good. But it was him and 2 or 3 other guys fucking some woman.

What about him? Pretty gay too me.

I thought exactly the same after his goal in the world cup R154

Who is gay in football? Is there any gossip about certain players? Just curious.

Come on, answer r156's fucking question!

I don't get gay vibes from Umtiti.

Will it take a decade or more before soccer players feel free to be openly gays.

I mentioned to my (straight) dad that Cristiano Ronaldo is quite possibly closeted and he said, "That would not surprise me in the least." But when I told him about the rumours around Pep Guardiola he said he highly doubted them. So apparently CR7 pings even to straight guys (well, one) and Pep doesn't.

R160, my own (thousand-year-old) father never watches football unless he stumbles on a match and there's nothing else to do. Two years ago, he happened on a Real Madrid match, took one look at Ronaldo and said to me, "Is he gay?"

So is there anything between Buffon and Dybala?

Buffon smokes Marlboro reds. I don't understand why soccer players smoke. so stupid!

Shakira is bisexual. She used to hire male and female escorts while on tour ages ago. Dybala is dating Gabriela Sabatini’s niece who is a model/actress and she’s starting a singing career. She is sort of a LGBT 🏳️‍🌈 advocate.

Dybala is cute af. He could get it from anyone

Besides the long-gone Ricky Martin situation, Guardiola is really close friends with a Catalan singer-songwriter called Lluis Llach, who's openly gay and insisted on meeting Pep when Pep was a very young player. Clever guy.

Such an intimate photo....you can feel the passion. This isn't a gay fling, it was love

Bump

R168 - for?