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Bill Hader and wife divorcing

That’s too bad. They have 3 young daughters. I wonder what happened?

by Anonymousreply 18003/31/2018

Not surprised. He’s a douchebro.

by Anonymousreply 111/30/2017

His face is asymmetrical.

by Anonymousreply 211/30/2017

Do you know him, R1?

by Anonymousreply 311/30/2017

r3 yes.

by Anonymousreply 411/30/2017

How many marriages can ever survive the entertainment industry?

by Anonymousreply 511/30/2017

r4/r1 He comes across as such a genuine guy. Is he actually a bit of an asshole?

by Anonymousreply 611/30/2017

Why he's marrying Seth Meyers, that's what...

by Anonymousreply 711/30/2017

My wife, the filmmaker, Maggie Carey.

by Anonymousreply 811/30/2017

I think he’s hot.

by Anonymousreply 911/30/2017

I blame the wife.

by Anonymousreply 1011/30/2017

He is extraordinarily gifted at creating characters. But in every interview, he is clearly the most insecure man. I would watch any work he does, but I would not want to spend time with him. Unless we were fucking, of course. But when we're done, he has to go.

by Anonymousreply 1111/30/2017

3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper

Kill whichever parent is responsible for that

by Anonymousreply 1211/30/2017

r12 I love you!!!

by Anonymousreply 1311/30/2017

[quote] 3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper. Kill whichever parent is responsible for that.

I blame the wife.

by Anonymousreply 1411/30/2017

Hannah, Hayley & Harper. Were Haider and his wife trying to bring about Frau-mageddon?

by Anonymousreply 1511/30/2017

Most marriages end in divorce. I don't know why anyone even bothers anymore.

by Anonymousreply 1611/30/2017

I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

by Anonymousreply 1711/30/2017

[quote] I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

So THAT's where all my hair went!

by Anonymousreply 1811/30/2017

We need to hear more from the poster who knows Bill. Spill r1!

by Anonymousreply 1911/30/2017

I want his big cock

by Anonymousreply 2011/30/2017

I always got a Gay feeling from him. Not just because I’m gay, he just pings to me. Anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 2111/30/2017

Same here, R21, but for me it’s more some of his characters (Stefon, Vincent Price) than him.

by Anonymousreply 2211/30/2017

Oh, I was hoping for just one more female child

by Anonymousreply 2311/30/2017

Bill Hader is “extraordinarily gifted”?? Are you his publicist?

by Anonymousreply 2411/30/2017

maybe he can suck my dick now!

by Anonymousreply 2511/30/2017

This marriage has EVERYTHING!

by Anonymousreply 2611/30/2017

R12 We don't see anything wrong.

by Anonymousreply 2711/30/2017

R1, so how is he a "douchebro"? Is that really an accurate description of him? He doesn't seem obnoxious to me.

by Anonymousreply 2811/30/2017

R26...”alliterative daughters, visits from Fred Armisen, and 2,000 Blu-Ray copies of The To Do List.”

by Anonymousreply 2911/30/2017

They're divorcing because she couldn't give him a son.

by Anonymousreply 3011/30/2017

You mean because he couldn't give her a son, R30?

by Anonymousreply 3111/30/2017

In happier times, talking about his "potty-mouthed princess".

by Anonymousreply 3211/30/2017

I never thought he was good looking, but he is adorable in that clip. And he does ping a little.

by Anonymousreply 3311/30/2017

Beverly Deangelo mouth

by Anonymousreply 3411/30/2017

no E r34 D'Angelo (and do you mean him or her?)

by Anonymousreply 3511/30/2017

I’d happily console Bill, he’s very cute.

by Anonymousreply 3611/30/2017

He's so gay it hurts

by Anonymousreply 3711/30/2017

He’s cute and fun in interviews I’ve seen. Doesn’t come across as douchey or insecure at all.

by Anonymousreply 3811/30/2017

I noticed he has nice thighs. He can fuck me any day, and I’d let him name our butt baby Havana.

by Anonymousreply 3911/30/2017

R39 too funny.

by Anonymousreply 4011/30/2017

He became Stefon. I was not amused.

by Anonymousreply 4111/30/2017

Maybe that one line of his from SNL was more than just a line?

by Anonymousreply 4211/30/2017

Hannah Haider, Hayley Haider, Harper Haider.

What's the problem?

by Anonymousreply 4311/30/2017

His Keith Morrison makes me giggle.

by Anonymousreply 4411/30/2017

Anyone remember this? There was a Stefan sketch (I think it is one of the first where he started breaking) where he is saying something like you know what you call a club with two dwarfs and a punk laser beam or some far out thing like that and then the answer is something accountant sounding name like Murray Abromiwitz. I know John Mulaney wrote the joke and stuck it in at the last moment without Hader knowing about it.

Anyone remember the details?

by Anonymousreply 4511/30/2017

He's a cutie pie.

by Anonymousreply 4611/30/2017

Come out, Bill!

by Anonymousreply 4711/30/2017

He was very good in The Skeleton Twins.

by Anonymousreply 4811/30/2017

R45, I don't get it

by Anonymousreply 4911/30/2017

I don't either r49. That is why I was asking. It was really funny but hard to explain since I've forgotten most of it.

by Anonymousreply 5011/30/2017

Straight people's problems

by Anonymousreply 5111/30/2017

Does he have a lazy eye or is that just a bad photo?

by Anonymousreply 5211/30/2017
by Anonymousreply 5311/30/2017

that was it Sidney Applebaum!

by Anonymousreply 5411/30/2017


Glad I wasn't the only one who thought he pinged a lot. I seriously thought he might be gay. Maybe that's why they're divorcing?

I always thought he was cute.

The double "H" naming of the kids though is such a Frau thing to do. Puke.

by Anonymousreply 5511/30/2017

I blame her wife Linda

by Anonymousreply 5611/30/2017

The only thing worse than three daughters would be three daughters and a fourth step daughter.

by Anonymousreply 5711/30/2017

Ok now we know the punchline so why is r45 so obsessed with this joke in particular?

Based on the punchline, I think we have an anti-Semite in our midst.

by Anonymousreply 5811/30/2017

WHET to Bill?

by Anonymousreply 5912/01/2017

I hope he doesn’t end up with Wiig.

Or worse - Schumer.

by Anonymousreply 6012/01/2017

I'm guessing that since his post SNL film career does not have Will Ferrell's trajectory he's become insufferable and miserable and the wife couldn't take the coddling and reassuring. Just like in the "what's it like to date an actor/comic sketch" they did several years ago.

by Anonymousreply 6112/01/2017

I think the whole point of the Stefan sketch is that they write it for him and don't let him see it til he's reading it live off of the cue cards. That is why he breaks.

by Anonymousreply 6212/01/2017

Suffers from Terminal Overbite Syndrome (TOS) along with Jamie Foxx, Jim Carie, etc.

by Anonymousreply 6312/01/2017

Hi Rob Schneider/r61! Jealous much?

by Anonymousreply 6412/01/2017

The fat weekly TV pay checks stopped and now wifey has hit the road.

by Anonymousreply 6512/01/2017

He has mentioned in interviews that they spent a lot of time apart due to film and TV committments, so maybe that took it’s toll; especially since it seems like he was probably the busier one, so she was left to take care of 3 young kids.

by Anonymousreply 6612/01/2017

Think it was on Enty’s site where I read he was a cheater ? Doesn’t look like the type , but then again many never do . He’s funny and talented , though . I’ll give him that .

by Anonymousreply 6712/01/2017

Here’s the link to the blind R67 mentioned. Of course, it’s hard to know if it’s true or if it was something that was made up by Enty on the heels of Bill’s divorce announcement.

by Anonymousreply 6812/01/2017

I'd assumed that he was gay.

Then again, Mike Myers and Chris Kattan, both from SNL, were also married and divorced and I'd bet the house that they're both gay as can be. Of course like Rock Hudson and so many others they can then claim that they got burned when married so they'll do it again !

by Anonymousreply 6912/01/2017

If she gets half of everything, I guess she'll get one of his chins?

by Anonymousreply 7012/01/2017


by Anonymousreply 7112/01/2017

Hader and Schumer hate each other. I don’t know the details.

by Anonymousreply 7212/01/2017

Where did you hear they hated each other, R72?

by Anonymousreply 7312/01/2017

he's so cute, hope it's not true he's a d-bag

by Anonymousreply 7412/01/2017

Teaser trailer for Bill’s new HBO show, Barry.

by Anonymousreply 7512/04/2017

Harper Hader, give me information!

by Anonymousreply 7612/04/2017

[quote] I blame the wife.

Yeah she sounds terrible.

[quote] In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Star Wars-fan Bill stated that he knew the first time he saw his then-girlfriend's apartment, she would be his wife: she had "Star Wars" curtains in her living room.

[quote] Would have panic attacks before a show while on SNL. His wife would often come down and do Lamaze breathing with him.

by Anonymousreply 7712/04/2017

I have to love him after this:

by Anonymousreply 7812/04/2017

So good, R78.

Barry looks it could be good, too.

by Anonymousreply 7912/04/2017

‘Sandy Shores’ is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years!

by Anonymousreply 8012/04/2017

And Mother got rid of him in 15 minutes!

by Anonymousreply 8112/05/2017

I’ve always thought Bill looks like he could be a brother to actor Justin Kirk.

Then again, I’ve always thought Bill was gay too so whadduino.

by Anonymousreply 8212/05/2017

[quote]I think he’s hot.


by Anonymousreply 8312/05/2017

He's not gay and he's not a "bro," let alone douchebro.

What he is is hilariously talented, so the Hader-Haters can go fuck themselves.

No, I'm not his publicist. But I'll always be his fan.

by Anonymousreply 8412/05/2017

Is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 8512/05/2017

Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

by Anonymousreply 8612/05/2017

[quote] Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

She's a cunt!

by Anonymousreply 8712/05/2017

Always thought he was gay. Sorry about the kids. I'm a lesbian, btw, so not personally interested.

by Anonymousreply 8812/05/2017

I always found Stefon hot, though he's not my type in real life.

by Anonymousreply 8912/05/2017

Bill really did nail the dizzy club queen mentality, in a way I’ve never seen another straight (?) man do. He ever made the old lusting-after-the-straight-man situation look authentic and seem sympathetic.

Weird that the Stefon character is considered ‘vintage SNL’ already.

by Anonymousreply 9012/05/2017

Stefon did a lot of jokes about midgets but I can't find anything about what R45 refers to.

by Anonymousreply 9112/05/2017

New York’s hottest club; “your Mother & I are separating.”

by Anonymousreply 9212/05/2017

I don't know if it was the camera angle or the lighting, but his teeth looked weird on that Carol Burnett Show retrospective.

by Anonymousreply 9312/05/2017

They looked weird on the Hulu documentary about the Dana Carvey Show, too. I think he has new veneers.

by Anonymousreply 9412/05/2017

R22 by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay, and as I’m not more than a casual SNL viewer I’m probably missing some. Wasn’t his character in THE SKELETON TWINS gay too?

I get that it’s just comedy/acting but that’s still a big ratio of gay:straight roles for a straight guy.

by Anonymousreply 9512/06/2017

He reminds me of Robert Urich only alive and not as good looking.

by Anonymousreply 9612/06/2017

Divorce and veneers? Fuck, please don’t let this be a mid-life crisis.

by Anonymousreply 9712/06/2017

It's a mid life crisis.

by Anonymousreply 9812/06/2017

He is not gay. An authentic gay would know that the whole GREY GARDENS thing is more than played out. Only a straight man would now be getting around to Little Edie.

by Anonymousreply 9912/06/2017

He could be a New Gay. Late to the party, so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 10012/06/2017

Bill doing a Charlie Rose impression to Charlie Rose is one of the best things.

by Anonymousreply 10112/06/2017

[quote]by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay,

I hope you're not counting ME!!!

by Anonymousreply 10212/06/2017

Hader’s giggling at the end of that clip is adorably weird R101. He’s like a cartoon character.

I’m mystified as to how he still seems so cute and even attractive, with those clothes & that hair. He’s dressed like a grade-schooler in that interview and his sense of humor makes him seem even more a kid. It’s some sort of warm childlike magnetism, which puts one in mind of John Belushi (who, yes, was a monstrous asshole and no Gilda Radner but had his sweet moments, and I’m sure Bill is nicer).

by Anonymousreply 10312/06/2017

He is so cute and hope he never gets veneers because I like his crooked teeth. Why does every "flaw" have to be "fixed" these days? David Bowie had the most awesome teeth and traded them in for what looked like piano keys and I never got over it.

by Anonymousreply 10412/06/2017

R103 I agree and that's all part if what makes him adorable to me. Also,in Trainwreck and he was surprisingly sexy in that awkward sex scene.

by Anonymousreply 10512/06/2017

he's gay of coure

by Anonymousreply 10612/06/2017

When asked why he’s divorcing his wife, he responded, “I Hader.”

by Anonymousreply 10712/06/2017

What’s funny is considering how good he is at impressions and acting, he moved to Los Angeles to become a filmmaker because that was his passion; he was never a theatre kid in high school and he went to community college for one year for filmmaking. You look at all of the characters he’s done and you’d think he was a huge theatre kid who dreamed of becoming an actor, but it was something he kind of fell into.

by Anonymousreply 10812/06/2017

R108 one of my favourite trivial facts about Hader is that he held the clipboards for one of MTV’s early reality shows ‘The Surreal Life’, which featured rockstar Vince Neil.

by Anonymousreply 10912/06/2017

A lot of 40 something commerdians dress like teenagers. It’s all graphic t shirts and hoodies and Chucks, man! Boring.

by Anonymousreply 11012/06/2017

Stefon brought up Charlie Rose two or three times in his Update appearances. Bill seems to find Rose deeply funny, for some reason.

by Anonymousreply 11112/06/2017

Too funny, R109.

by Anonymousreply 11212/06/2017

I love his sideburns.

by Anonymousreply 11312/07/2017

There is something so not attractive abotu him, but, taken as a whole, he is beyond adorable. He's dorky and has some bad features, but he is still adorable, maybe because he seems so winsome and nerdy but cool at the same time. I'd hit it.

by Anonymousreply 11412/07/2017

Pretty much, R114. Trainwreck made me want to have couch sex with Bill Hader.

by Anonymousreply 11512/07/2017

r109 here is his interview on Kevin Pollack's podcast. He has some cute stories about his PA days. I find Pollack annoying, but I loved this interview.

by Anonymousreply 11612/07/2017

Ok, I think I’ve figured it out; Hader’s attractiveness is his ‘realness’, the fact that he’s held all these shitty jobs before ‘making it’ and only broke out at a mature age - unlike half of Hollywood. He’s less a fake than many of his peers because of his hard beginning, and has no inflated opinion of his own considerable talent because his success has taken him by surprise. Let’s hope he remains a humble, grateful guy.

I would think that ushering a downtown theater, chauffeuring Martin Cove, holding phones at MTV and bringing Starbucks to pornstars in your late 20s/early 30s brings a person down to Earth.

by Anonymousreply 11712/08/2017

What went three guesses, Bill was cheating.

by Anonymousreply 11812/08/2017

Bill is a relatively young man. He has NEEDS.

If I had a husband who was pulling down the kind of money that Bill Hader has been making for the past 10 years, I'd let him fuck anyone he wanted to fuck. His wife is planning on coasting on child support for the foreseeable future.

by Anonymousreply 11912/08/2017

I would genuinely be bummed if he cheated.

by Anonymousreply 12012/08/2017

I thought he was cute in the movie 'Trainwreck'. Actually I felt sorry for his character putting up with Amy Schumer.

by Anonymousreply 12112/08/2017

Get your mind out of the gutter R120

by Anonymousreply 12212/08/2017

R122 - “Liberace!”

by Anonymousreply 12312/10/2017

Why would anyone devote their lives to three kids...bay is just damn crazy. Why give your life away?

by Anonymousreply 12412/10/2017

Seth Meyer will be his best match.

by Anonymousreply 12512/10/2017

aren't they a couple of wonky faces!

by Anonymousreply 12612/10/2017

A single parent home. Wonder what Bill O'Reilly will have to say about this? I guess nothing because their......

by Anonymousreply 12712/10/2017

Pollack was annoying, r116 - as was that kid from Freaks and Geeks.

by Anonymousreply 12812/10/2017

I’ve figured it out: he’s Mindy Kaling’s baby daddy.

by Anonymousreply 12912/11/2017

Hader is hilarious in the Pollack interview.

by Anonymousreply 13012/12/2017

Fucking cheater.

by Anonymousreply 13112/12/2017

You got info, R131?

by Anonymousreply 13212/13/2017

He don’t need no Hader-ation...

by Anonymousreply 13312/16/2017

Now he can bring his male hookers to his apartment instead of meeting them in the bushes. Everybody WINS!

by Anonymousreply 13412/16/2017

And just in time for Christmas. Classy.

by Anonymousreply 13512/17/2017

Does his wife have a name, OP?

by Anonymousreply 13612/19/2017

Her name is in the article that’s linked, R136. It’s Maggie Carey. She directed the comedy The To-Do List and Bill had a role in it.

by Anonymousreply 13712/19/2017

Bill’s inner voice like...

by Anonymousreply 13812/20/2017

Bill Hader is not conventionally handsome at all, but there's just something about him that makes me want to fuck him. Bad.

by Anonymousreply 13912/21/2017

Bill Hader gives every appearance of being insecure and very needy. Any time I've seen him interviewed, he has been dull and annoying.

But Stefon is hot as hell. You just know Stefon is a mean top who goes all night.

by Anonymousreply 14012/21/2017

Hader is hilarious in that Kevin Pollack interview.

by Anonymousreply 14112/21/2017

Looks like Bill made it official and filed for divorce today. He’s seeking joint legal and physical custody and will pay his ex spousal support. Hope it all turns out well for them and their kids.

by Anonymousreply 14212/21/2017

She looka-like-a man.

by Anonymousreply 14312/21/2017

I want to fuck him long hard and deeep

by Anonymousreply 14412/21/2017

Why would you tie your self down with three kids? That really seems foolish.

by Anonymousreply 14512/21/2017

He loves getting head from men or women.

by Anonymousreply 14612/22/2017

Details, R146.

by Anonymousreply 14712/22/2017

R145 it’s about a legacy with straight men. Every one to the last inherently believes his genes are worth preservation & continuation, preferably via a male heir. A wife is just a sex-slave & nanny to rear said heirs while DH builds his empire of sand.

by Anonymousreply 14812/24/2017

She had a sort of bashful charm back then (or at least was able to fake it). The hardness hadn't yet set in. She might have married some easygoing rock star instead.

by Anonymousreply 14912/24/2017

Do you know her, R149?

by Anonymousreply 15012/24/2017

Sorry, that was meant for the Melania Trump thread, featuring a video of her from the year 2000. Please ignore!

by Anonymousreply 15112/24/2017

So Bill is the one who filed? Hmmm.

by Anonymousreply 15212/24/2017

R152 - I’m wondering if he just offered to do it? It doesn’t seem like a contentious divorce, at least so far. I’m wondering if they agreed on the terms beforehand (joint legal and physical custody of the kids and spousal support for her) and they decided he would be the one to file.

by Anonymousreply 15312/24/2017

i smell cookies

by Anonymousreply 15412/25/2017

Dunno, just witnessed him chatting up a very attractive Asian background actress (he almost doesn't know how to flirt), and mentioning, "ex-wife".

by Anonymousreply 15512/25/2017

So, is he the much maligned and (to DL) non-existent bisexual?

He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.

It's usually said of one's ego and how the star treats people, but it can mean the above, too.

by Anonymousreply 15612/25/2017

Where was this, R155? Any other details?

by Anonymousreply 15712/26/2017

Los Angeles, superbowl commercial, his normal voice is different than his performing voice, very unprepossessing in person.

by Anonymousreply 15812/26/2017

From his eyebrows up his head is YUGE! And his teeth have always troubled me.

by Anonymousreply 15912/26/2017

Thanks, R158. Was is obvious he was trying to flirt but he was coming up short?

by Anonymousreply 16012/26/2017

Yeah, r160. Between takes he would mosey around the girl and chat her up, but it was very awkward- she seems super shy as well. It just struck me as weird that he would mention an ex-wife so soon in conversation. But aside that, very professional and is a good improv actor.

by Anonymousreply 16112/26/2017

"seems"= seemed

by Anonymousreply 16212/26/2017

R161 I can’t imagine the kind of lines someone like Bill uses on a cute girl.

by Anonymousreply 16312/26/2017

there's a couple of uggo fuggos

by Anonymousreply 16412/26/2017

R161 - thanks for the details. Maybe he brought up “ex wife” so quickly in case the extra thought he was a married guy hitting on her? Just a thought. If I were in her shoes and I thought he was married I’d be a little skeeved out. Obviously I’ve never met the guy, but I’ve never heard anything about him being a creep.

by Anonymousreply 16512/26/2017

[quote] He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.

Oh, *that’s* how that works?

by Anonymousreply 16612/27/2017

Anyone ever worked with or met Bill?

by Anonymousreply 16712/27/2017

Is there a release date for Barry on HBO?

by Anonymousreply 16801/05/2018

r166 I meant the lifestyle you attempt to live, not necessarily the reality around you. I worded it poorly, as usual.

by Anonymousreply 16901/06/2018

Latest trailer for his new HBO show, Barry.

by Anonymousreply 17001/09/2018

I would like to see his enormous penis.

by Anonymousreply 17101/09/2018

I would have too ^

by Anonymousreply 17201/09/2018

op:::::WHO CARES ?????

by Anonymousreply 17301/09/2018

Bump to piss off R173.

Also, here’s the info on Bill’s Super Bowl commercial that was mentioned above.

by Anonymousreply 17401/19/2018

Bill allegedly has a girlfriend. Long-ish story but the two apparently had a run-in with YouTuber Trisha Paytas at The Grove in LA and his girlfriend talked about the experience on a YouTube gossip forum. She never mentions Bill by name (says her boyfriend is a comedian and was stopped for pictures) but people figured it out after Trisha talked about Bill allegedly being rude to fans. The way this woman wrote about the experience made her seem young.

by Anonymousreply 17503/28/2018

I had a nightmare about Bill Hader, just recently. We were trapped in Hartford, CT and couldn't get out. It went on forever and it was awful!

by Anonymousreply 17603/28/2018

I can't believe he is only 39, he looked that age over 10 years ago in Super Bad

by Anonymousreply 17703/31/2018

He discovered his love of cock.

by Anonymousreply 17803/31/2018

Probably not fun to be in a relationship with but a cute dork and successful to boot. I get the appeal

by Anonymousreply 17903/31/2018

Irreconcilable teeth

by Anonymousreply 18003/31/2018
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