That’s too bad. They have 3 young daughters. I wonder what happened?
Bill Hader and wife divorcing
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/19/2018|
Not surprised. He’s a douchebro.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/30/2017|
His face is asymmetrical.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/30/2017|
Do you know him, R1?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/30/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/30/2017|
How many marriages can ever survive the entertainment industry?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/30/2017|
r4/r1 He comes across as such a genuine guy. Is he actually a bit of an asshole?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/30/2017|
Why he's marrying Seth Meyers, that's what...
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/30/2017|
My wife, the filmmaker, Maggie Carey.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/30/2017|
I think he’s hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/30/2017|
I blame the wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/30/2017|
He is extraordinarily gifted at creating characters. But in every interview, he is clearly the most insecure man. I would watch any work he does, but I would not want to spend time with him. Unless we were fucking, of course. But when we're done, he has to go.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/30/2017|
3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper
Kill whichever parent is responsible for that
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/30/2017|
r12 I love you!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/30/2017|
[quote] 3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper. Kill whichever parent is responsible for that.
I blame the wife.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/30/2017|
Hannah, Hayley & Harper. Were Haider and his wife trying to bring about Frau-mageddon?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/30/2017|
Most marriages end in divorce. I don't know why anyone even bothers anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/30/2017|
I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/30/2017|
[quote] I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.
So THAT's where all my hair went!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/30/2017|
We need to hear more from the poster who knows Bill. Spill r1!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/30/2017|
I want his big cock
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/30/2017|
I always got a Gay feeling from him. Not just because I’m gay, he just pings to me. Anyone else?
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/30/2017|
Same here, R21, but for me it’s more some of his characters (Stefon, Vincent Price) than him.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/30/2017|
Oh, I was hoping for just one more female child
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/30/2017|
Bill Hader is “extraordinarily gifted”?? Are you his publicist?
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/30/2017|
maybe he can suck my dick now!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/30/2017|
This marriage has EVERYTHING!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/30/2017|
R12 We don't see anything wrong.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/30/2017|
R1, so how is he a "douchebro"? Is that really an accurate description of him? He doesn't seem obnoxious to me.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/30/2017|
R26...”alliterative daughters, visits from Fred Armisen, and 2,000 Blu-Ray copies of The To Do List.”
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/30/2017|
They're divorcing because she couldn't give him a son.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/30/2017|
You mean because he couldn't give her a son, R30?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/30/2017|
In happier times, talking about his "potty-mouthed princess".
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/30/2017|
I never thought he was good looking, but he is adorable in that clip. And he does ping a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/30/2017|
Beverly Deangelo mouth
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/30/2017|
no E r34 D'Angelo (and do you mean him or her?)
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/30/2017|
I’d happily console Bill, he’s very cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/30/2017|
He's so gay it hurts
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/30/2017|
He’s cute and fun in interviews I’ve seen. Doesn’t come across as douchey or insecure at all.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/30/2017|
I noticed he has nice thighs. He can fuck me any day, and I’d let him name our butt baby Havana.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/30/2017|
R39 too funny.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/30/2017|
He became Stefon. I was not amused.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/30/2017|
Maybe that one line of his from SNL was more than just a line?
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/30/2017|
Hannah Haider, Hayley Haider, Harper Haider.
What's the problem?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/30/2017|
His Keith Morrison makes me giggle.
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/30/2017|
Anyone remember this? There was a Stefan sketch (I think it is one of the first where he started breaking) where he is saying something like you know what you call a club with two dwarfs and a punk laser beam or some far out thing like that and then the answer is something accountant sounding name like Murray Abromiwitz. I know John Mulaney wrote the joke and stuck it in at the last moment without Hader knowing about it.
Anyone remember the details?
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/30/2017|
He's a cutie pie.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/30/2017|
Come out, Bill!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/30/2017|
He was very good in The Skeleton Twins.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/30/2017|
R45, I don't get it
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/30/2017|
I don't either r49. That is why I was asking. It was really funny but hard to explain since I've forgotten most of it.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/30/2017|
Straight people's problems
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/30/2017|
Does he have a lazy eye or is that just a bad photo?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/30/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/30/2017|
that was it Sidney Applebaum!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/30/2017|
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought he pinged a lot. I seriously thought he might be gay. Maybe that's why they're divorcing?
I always thought he was cute.
The double "H" naming of the kids though is such a Frau thing to do. Puke.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/30/2017|
I blame her wife Linda
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/30/2017|
The only thing worse than three daughters would be three daughters and a fourth step daughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/30/2017|
Ok now we know the punchline so why is r45 so obsessed with this joke in particular?
Based on the punchline, I think we have an anti-Semite in our midst.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/30/2017|
WHET to Bill?
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/01/2017|
I hope he doesn’t end up with Wiig.
Or worse - Schumer.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/01/2017|
I'm guessing that since his post SNL film career does not have Will Ferrell's trajectory he's become insufferable and miserable and the wife couldn't take the coddling and reassuring. Just like in the "what's it like to date an actor/comic sketch" they did several years ago.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/01/2017|
I think the whole point of the Stefan sketch is that they write it for him and don't let him see it til he's reading it live off of the cue cards. That is why he breaks.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/01/2017|
Suffers from Terminal Overbite Syndrome (TOS) along with Jamie Foxx, Jim Carie, etc.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/01/2017|
Hi Rob Schneider/r61! Jealous much?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/01/2017|
The fat weekly TV pay checks stopped and now wifey has hit the road.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/01/2017|
He has mentioned in interviews that they spent a lot of time apart due to film and TV committments, so maybe that took it’s toll; especially since it seems like he was probably the busier one, so she was left to take care of 3 young kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/01/2017|
Think it was on Enty’s site where I read he was a cheater ? Doesn’t look like the type , but then again many never do . He’s funny and talented , though . I’ll give him that .
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/01/2017|
Here’s the link to the blind R67 mentioned. Of course, it’s hard to know if it’s true or if it was something that was made up by Enty on the heels of Bill’s divorce announcement.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/01/2017|
I'd assumed that he was gay.
Then again, Mike Myers and Chris Kattan, both from SNL, were also married and divorced and I'd bet the house that they're both gay as can be. Of course like Rock Hudson and so many others they can then claim that they got burned when married so they'll do it again !
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/01/2017|
If she gets half of everything, I guess she'll get one of his chins?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/01/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/01/2017|
Hader and Schumer hate each other. I don’t know the details.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/01/2017|
Where did you hear they hated each other, R72?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/01/2017|
he's so cute, hope it's not true he's a d-bag
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/01/2017|
Teaser trailer for Bill’s new HBO show, Barry.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/04/2017|
Harper Hader, give me information!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/04/2017|
[quote] I blame the wife.
Yeah she sounds terrible.
[quote] In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Star Wars-fan Bill stated that he knew the first time he saw his then-girlfriend's apartment, she would be his wife: she had "Star Wars" curtains in her living room.
[quote] Would have panic attacks before a show while on SNL. His wife would often come down and do Lamaze breathing with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/04/2017|
I have to love him after this:
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/04/2017|
So good, R78.
Barry looks it could be good, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||12/04/2017|
‘Sandy Shores’ is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||12/04/2017|
And Mother got rid of him in 15 minutes!
|by Anonymous||reply 81||12/05/2017|
I’ve always thought Bill looks like he could be a brother to actor Justin Kirk.
Then again, I’ve always thought Bill was gay too so whadduino.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||12/05/2017|
[quote]I think he’s hot.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||12/05/2017|
He's not gay and he's not a "bro," let alone douchebro.
What he is is hilariously talented, so the Hader-Haters can go fuck themselves.
No, I'm not his publicist. But I'll always be his fan.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||12/05/2017|
Is he cut or uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||12/05/2017|
Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||12/05/2017|
[quote] Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.
She's a cunt!
|by Anonymous||reply 87||12/05/2017|
Always thought he was gay. Sorry about the kids. I'm a lesbian, btw, so not personally interested.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||12/05/2017|
I always found Stefon hot, though he's not my type in real life.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||12/05/2017|
Bill really did nail the dizzy club queen mentality, in a way I’ve never seen another straight (?) man do. He ever made the old lusting-after-the-straight-man situation look authentic and seem sympathetic.
Weird that the Stefon character is considered ‘vintage SNL’ already.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||12/05/2017|
Stefon did a lot of jokes about midgets but I can't find anything about what R45 refers to.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||12/05/2017|
New York’s hottest club; “your Mother & I are separating.”
|by Anonymous||reply 92||12/05/2017|
I don't know if it was the camera angle or the lighting, but his teeth looked weird on that Carol Burnett Show retrospective.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||12/05/2017|
They looked weird on the Hulu documentary about the Dana Carvey Show, too. I think he has new veneers.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||12/05/2017|
R22 by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay, and as I’m not more than a casual SNL viewer I’m probably missing some. Wasn’t his character in THE SKELETON TWINS gay too?
I get that it’s just comedy/acting but that’s still a big ratio of gay:straight roles for a straight guy.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||12/06/2017|
He reminds me of Robert Urich only alive and not as good looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||12/06/2017|
Divorce and veneers? Fuck, please don’t let this be a mid-life crisis.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||12/06/2017|
It's a mid life crisis.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||12/06/2017|
He is not gay. An authentic gay would know that the whole GREY GARDENS thing is more than played out. Only a straight man would now be getting around to Little Edie.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||12/06/2017|
He could be a New Gay. Late to the party, so to speak.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||12/06/2017|
Bill doing a Charlie Rose impression to Charlie Rose is one of the best things.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||12/06/2017|
[quote]by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay,
I hope you're not counting ME!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 102||12/06/2017|
Hader’s giggling at the end of that clip is adorably weird R101. He’s like a cartoon character.
I’m mystified as to how he still seems so cute and even attractive, with those clothes & that hair. He’s dressed like a grade-schooler in that interview and his sense of humor makes him seem even more a kid. It’s some sort of warm childlike magnetism, which puts one in mind of John Belushi (who, yes, was a monstrous asshole and no Gilda Radner but had his sweet moments, and I’m sure Bill is nicer).
|by Anonymous||reply 103||12/06/2017|
He is so cute and hope he never gets veneers because I like his crooked teeth. Why does every "flaw" have to be "fixed" these days? David Bowie had the most awesome teeth and traded them in for what looked like piano keys and I never got over it.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||12/06/2017|
R103 I agree and that's all part if what makes him adorable to me. Also,in Trainwreck and he was surprisingly sexy in that awkward sex scene.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||12/06/2017|
he's gay of coure
|by Anonymous||reply 106||12/06/2017|
When asked why he’s divorcing his wife, he responded, “I Hader.”
|by Anonymous||reply 107||12/06/2017|
What’s funny is considering how good he is at impressions and acting, he moved to Los Angeles to become a filmmaker because that was his passion; he was never a theatre kid in high school and he went to community college for one year for filmmaking. You look at all of the characters he’s done and you’d think he was a huge theatre kid who dreamed of becoming an actor, but it was something he kind of fell into.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||12/06/2017|
R108 one of my favourite trivial facts about Hader is that he held the clipboards for one of MTV’s early reality shows ‘The Surreal Life’, which featured rockstar Vince Neil.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||12/06/2017|
A lot of 40 something commerdians dress like teenagers. It’s all graphic t shirts and hoodies and Chucks, man! Boring.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||12/06/2017|
Stefon brought up Charlie Rose two or three times in his Update appearances. Bill seems to find Rose deeply funny, for some reason.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||12/06/2017|
Too funny, R109.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||12/06/2017|
I love his sideburns.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||12/07/2017|
There is something so not attractive abotu him, but, taken as a whole, he is beyond adorable. He's dorky and has some bad features, but he is still adorable, maybe because he seems so winsome and nerdy but cool at the same time. I'd hit it.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||12/07/2017|
Pretty much, R114. Trainwreck made me want to have couch sex with Bill Hader.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||12/07/2017|
r109 here is his interview on Kevin Pollack's podcast. He has some cute stories about his PA days. I find Pollack annoying, but I loved this interview.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||12/07/2017|
Ok, I think I’ve figured it out; Hader’s attractiveness is his ‘realness’, the fact that he’s held all these shitty jobs before ‘making it’ and only broke out at a mature age - unlike half of Hollywood. He’s less a fake than many of his peers because of his hard beginning, and has no inflated opinion of his own considerable talent because his success has taken him by surprise. Let’s hope he remains a humble, grateful guy.
I would think that ushering a downtown theater, chauffeuring Martin Cove, holding phones at MTV and bringing Starbucks to pornstars in your late 20s/early 30s brings a person down to Earth.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||12/08/2017|
What went wrong...my three guesses, Bill was cheating.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||12/08/2017|
Bill is a relatively young man. He has NEEDS.
If I had a husband who was pulling down the kind of money that Bill Hader has been making for the past 10 years, I'd let him fuck anyone he wanted to fuck. His wife is planning on coasting on child support for the foreseeable future.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||12/08/2017|
I would genuinely be bummed if he cheated.
|by Anonymous||reply 120||12/08/2017|
I thought he was cute in the movie 'Trainwreck'. Actually I felt sorry for his character putting up with Amy Schumer.
|by Anonymous||reply 121||12/08/2017|
Get your mind out of the gutter R120
|by Anonymous||reply 122||12/08/2017|
R122 - “Liberace!”
|by Anonymous||reply 123||12/10/2017|
Why would anyone devote their lives to three kids...bay is just damn crazy. Why give your life away?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||12/10/2017|
Seth Meyer will be his best match.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||12/10/2017|
aren't they a couple of wonky faces!
|by Anonymous||reply 126||12/10/2017|
A single parent home. Wonder what Bill O'Reilly will have to say about this? I guess nothing because their......
|by Anonymous||reply 127||12/10/2017|
Pollack was annoying, r116 - as was that kid from Freaks and Geeks.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||12/10/2017|
I’ve figured it out: he’s Mindy Kaling’s baby daddy.
|by Anonymous||reply 129||12/11/2017|
Hader is hilarious in the Pollack interview.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||12/12/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 131||12/12/2017|
You got info, R131?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/13/2017|
He don’t need no Hader-ation...
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/16/2017|
Now he can bring his male hookers to his apartment instead of meeting them in the bushes. Everybody WINS!
|by Anonymous||reply 134||12/16/2017|
And just in time for Christmas. Classy.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||12/17/2017|
Does his wife have a name, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 136||12/19/2017|
Her name is in the article that’s linked, R136. It’s Maggie Carey. She directed the comedy The To-Do List and Bill had a role in it.
|by Anonymous||reply 137||12/19/2017|
Bill’s inner voice like...
|by Anonymous||reply 138||12/20/2017|
Bill Hader is not conventionally handsome at all, but there's just something about him that makes me want to fuck him. Bad.
|by Anonymous||reply 139||12/21/2017|
Bill Hader gives every appearance of being insecure and very needy. Any time I've seen him interviewed, he has been dull and annoying.
But Stefon is hot as hell. You just know Stefon is a mean top who goes all night.
|by Anonymous||reply 140||12/21/2017|
Hader is hilarious in that Kevin Pollack interview.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||12/21/2017|
Looks like Bill made it official and filed for divorce today. He’s seeking joint legal and physical custody and will pay his ex spousal support. Hope it all turns out well for them and their kids.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||12/21/2017|
She looka-like-a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 143||12/21/2017|
I want to fuck him long hard and deeep
|by Anonymous||reply 144||12/21/2017|
Why would you tie your self down with three kids? That really seems foolish.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||12/21/2017|
He loves getting head from men or women.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||12/22/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 147||12/22/2017|
R145 it’s about a legacy with straight men. Every one to the last inherently believes his genes are worth preservation & continuation, preferably via a male heir. A wife is just a sex-slave & nanny to rear said heirs while DH builds his empire of sand.
|by Anonymous||reply 148||12/24/2017|
She had a sort of bashful charm back then (or at least was able to fake it). The hardness hadn't yet set in. She might have married some easygoing rock star instead.
|by Anonymous||reply 149||12/24/2017|
Do you know her, R149?
|by Anonymous||reply 150||12/24/2017|
Sorry, that was meant for the Melania Trump thread, featuring a video of her from the year 2000. Please ignore!
|by Anonymous||reply 151||12/24/2017|
So Bill is the one who filed? Hmmm.
|by Anonymous||reply 152||12/24/2017|
R152 - I’m wondering if he just offered to do it? It doesn’t seem like a contentious divorce, at least so far. I’m wondering if they agreed on the terms beforehand (joint legal and physical custody of the kids and spousal support for her) and they decided he would be the one to file.
|by Anonymous||reply 153||12/24/2017|
i smell cookies
|by Anonymous||reply 154||12/25/2017|
Dunno, just witnessed him chatting up a very attractive Asian background actress (he almost doesn't know how to flirt), and mentioning, "ex-wife".
|by Anonymous||reply 155||12/25/2017|
So, is he the much maligned and (to DL) non-existent bisexual?
He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.
It's usually said of one's ego and how the star treats people, but it can mean the above, too.
|by Anonymous||reply 156||12/25/2017|
Where was this, R155? Any other details?
|by Anonymous||reply 157||12/26/2017|
Los Angeles, superbowl commercial, his normal voice is different than his performing voice, very unprepossessing in person.
|by Anonymous||reply 158||12/26/2017|
From his eyebrows up his head is YUGE! And his teeth have always troubled me.
|by Anonymous||reply 159||12/26/2017|
Thanks, R158. Was is obvious he was trying to flirt but he was coming up short?
|by Anonymous||reply 160||12/26/2017|
Yeah, r160. Between takes he would mosey around the girl and chat her up, but it was very awkward- she seems super shy as well. It just struck me as weird that he would mention an ex-wife so soon in conversation. But aside that, very professional and is a good improv actor.
|by Anonymous||reply 161||12/26/2017|
|by Anonymous||reply 162||12/26/2017|
R161 I can’t imagine the kind of lines someone like Bill uses on a cute girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 163||12/26/2017|
there's a couple of uggo fuggos
|by Anonymous||reply 164||12/26/2017|
R161 - thanks for the details. Maybe he brought up “ex wife” so quickly in case the extra thought he was a married guy hitting on her? Just a thought. If I were in her shoes and I thought he was married I’d be a little skeeved out. Obviously I’ve never met the guy, but I’ve never heard anything about him being a creep.
|by Anonymous||reply 165||12/26/2017|
[quote] He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.
Oh, *that’s* how that works?
|by Anonymous||reply 166||12/27/2017|
Anyone ever worked with or met Bill?
|by Anonymous||reply 167||12/27/2017|
Is there a release date for Barry on HBO?
|by Anonymous||reply 168||01/05/2018|
r166 I meant the lifestyle you attempt to live, not necessarily the reality around you. I worded it poorly, as usual.
|by Anonymous||reply 169||01/06/2018|
Latest trailer for his new HBO show, Barry.
|by Anonymous||reply 170||01/09/2018|
I would like to see his enormous penis.
|by Anonymous||reply 171||01/09/2018|
I would have too ^
|by Anonymous||reply 172||01/09/2018|
op:::::WHO CARES ?????
|by Anonymous||reply 173||01/09/2018|
Bump to piss off R173.
Also, here’s the info on Bill’s Super Bowl commercial that was mentioned above.
|by Anonymous||reply 174||01/19/2018|