Bill Hader and wife divorcing

Not surprised. He’s a douchebro.

His face is asymmetrical.

Do you know him, R1?

r3 yes.

How many marriages can ever survive the entertainment industry?

r4/r1 He comes across as such a genuine guy. Is he actually a bit of an asshole?

Why he's marrying Seth Meyers, that's what...

My wife, the filmmaker, Maggie Carey.

I think he’s hot.

I blame the wife.

He is extraordinarily gifted at creating characters. But in every interview, he is clearly the most insecure man. I would watch any work he does, but I would not want to spend time with him. Unless we were fucking, of course. But when we're done, he has to go.

3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper

Kill whichever parent is responsible for that

r12 I love you!!!

[quote] 3 daughters - Hannah, Hayley and Harper. Kill whichever parent is responsible for that.

I blame the wife.

Hannah, Hayley & Harper. Were Haider and his wife trying to bring about Frau-mageddon?

Most marriages end in divorce. I don't know why anyone even bothers anymore.

I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

[quote] I'd divorce her because she has Pamela Sue Martin's old hair style from 1975.

So THAT's where all my hair went!

We need to hear more from the poster who knows Bill. Spill r1!

I want his big cock

I always got a Gay feeling from him. Not just because I’m gay, he just pings to me. Anyone else?

Same here, R21, but for me it’s more some of his characters (Stefon, Vincent Price) than him.

Oh, I was hoping for just one more female child

Bill Hader is “extraordinarily gifted”?? Are you his publicist?

maybe he can suck my dick now!

This marriage has EVERYTHING!

R12 We don't see anything wrong.

R1, so how is he a "douchebro"? Is that really an accurate description of him? He doesn't seem obnoxious to me.

R26...”alliterative daughters, visits from Fred Armisen, and 2,000 Blu-Ray copies of The To Do List.”

They're divorcing because she couldn't give him a son.

You mean because he couldn't give her a son, R30?

In happier times, talking about his "potty-mouthed princess".

I never thought he was good looking, but he is adorable in that clip. And he does ping a little.

Beverly Deangelo mouth

no E r34 D'Angelo (and do you mean him or her?)

I’d happily console Bill, he’s very cute.

He's so gay it hurts

He’s cute and fun in interviews I’ve seen. Doesn’t come across as douchey or insecure at all.

I noticed he has nice thighs. He can fuck me any day, and I’d let him name our butt baby Havana.

R39 too funny.

He became Stefon. I was not amused.

Maybe that one line of his from SNL was more than just a line?

Hannah Haider, Hayley Haider, Harper Haider.

What's the problem?

His Keith Morrison makes me giggle.

Anyone remember this? There was a Stefan sketch (I think it is one of the first where he started breaking) where he is saying something like you know what you call a club with two dwarfs and a punk laser beam or some far out thing like that and then the answer is something accountant sounding name like Murray Abromiwitz. I know John Mulaney wrote the joke and stuck it in at the last moment without Hader knowing about it.

Anyone remember the details?

He's a cutie pie.

Come out, Bill!

He was very good in The Skeleton Twins.

R45, I don't get it

I don't either r49. That is why I was asking. It was really funny but hard to explain since I've forgotten most of it.

Straight people's problems

Does he have a lazy eye or is that just a bad photo?

that was it Sidney Applebaum!

R21...

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought he pinged a lot. I seriously thought he might be gay. Maybe that's why they're divorcing?

I always thought he was cute.

The double "H" naming of the kids though is such a Frau thing to do. Puke.

I blame her wife Linda

The only thing worse than three daughters would be three daughters and a fourth step daughter.

Ok now we know the punchline so why is r45 so obsessed with this joke in particular?

Based on the punchline, I think we have an anti-Semite in our midst.

WHET to Bill?

I hope he doesn’t end up with Wiig.

Or worse - Schumer.

I'm guessing that since his post SNL film career does not have Will Ferrell's trajectory he's become insufferable and miserable and the wife couldn't take the coddling and reassuring. Just like in the "what's it like to date an actor/comic sketch" they did several years ago.

I think the whole point of the Stefan sketch is that they write it for him and don't let him see it til he's reading it live off of the cue cards. That is why he breaks.

Suffers from Terminal Overbite Syndrome (TOS) along with Jamie Foxx, Jim Carie, etc.

Hi Rob Schneider/r61! Jealous much?

The fat weekly TV pay checks stopped and now wifey has hit the road.

He has mentioned in interviews that they spent a lot of time apart due to film and TV committments, so maybe that took it’s toll; especially since it seems like he was probably the busier one, so she was left to take care of 3 young kids.

Think it was on Enty’s site where I read he was a cheater ? Doesn’t look like the type , but then again many never do . He’s funny and talented , though . I’ll give him that .

Here’s the link to the blind R67 mentioned. Of course, it’s hard to know if it’s true or if it was something that was made up by Enty on the heels of Bill’s divorce announcement.

I'd assumed that he was gay.

Then again, Mike Myers and Chris Kattan, both from SNL, were also married and divorced and I'd bet the house that they're both gay as can be. Of course like Rock Hudson and so many others they can then claim that they got burned when married so they'll do it again !

If she gets half of everything, I guess she'll get one of his chins?

WHAT?

Hader and Schumer hate each other. I don’t know the details.

Where did you hear they hated each other, R72?

he's so cute, hope it's not true he's a d-bag

Teaser trailer for Bill’s new HBO show, Barry.

Harper Hader, give me information!

[quote] I blame the wife.

Yeah she sounds terrible.

[quote] In an interview with Conan O'Brien, Star Wars-fan Bill stated that he knew the first time he saw his then-girlfriend's apartment, she would be his wife: she had "Star Wars" curtains in her living room.

[quote] Would have panic attacks before a show while on SNL. His wife would often come down and do Lamaze breathing with him.

I have to love him after this:

So good, R78.

Barry looks it could be good, too.

‘Sandy Shores’ is the funniest thing I’ve seen in years!

And Mother got rid of him in 15 minutes!

I’ve always thought Bill looks like he could be a brother to actor Justin Kirk.

Then again, I’ve always thought Bill was gay too so whadduino.

[quote]I think he’s hot.

Yeah.

He's not gay and he's not a "bro," let alone douchebro.

What he is is hilariously talented, so the Hader-Haters can go fuck themselves.

No, I'm not his publicist. But I'll always be his fan.

Is he cut or uncut?

Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

[quote] Has anyone ever met his wife? She wrote and directed The To-Do List, which Bill had a role in.

She's a cunt!

Always thought he was gay. Sorry about the kids. I'm a lesbian, btw, so not personally interested.

I always found Stefon hot, though he's not my type in real life.

Bill really did nail the dizzy club queen mentality, in a way I’ve never seen another straight (?) man do. He ever made the old lusting-after-the-straight-man situation look authentic and seem sympathetic.

Weird that the Stefon character is considered ‘vintage SNL’ already.

Stefon did a lot of jokes about midgets but I can't find anything about what R45 refers to.

New York’s hottest club; “your Mother & I are separating.”

I don't know if it was the camera angle or the lighting, but his teeth looked weird on that Carol Burnett Show retrospective.

They looked weird on the Hulu documentary about the Dana Carvey Show, too. I think he has new veneers.

R22 by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay, and as I’m not more than a casual SNL viewer I’m probably missing some. Wasn’t his character in THE SKELETON TWINS gay too?

I get that it’s just comedy/acting but that’s still a big ratio of gay:straight roles for a straight guy.

He reminds me of Robert Urich only alive and not as good looking.

Divorce and veneers? Fuck, please don’t let this be a mid-life crisis.

It's a mid life crisis.

He is not gay. An authentic gay would know that the whole GREY GARDENS thing is more than played out. Only a straight man would now be getting around to Little Edie.

He could be a New Gay. Late to the party, so to speak.

Bill doing a Charlie Rose impression to Charlie Rose is one of the best things.

[quote]by my count he originated at least 4 major SNL characters who were gay,

I hope you're not counting ME!!!

Hader’s giggling at the end of that clip is adorably weird R101. He’s like a cartoon character.

I’m mystified as to how he still seems so cute and even attractive, with those clothes & that hair. He’s dressed like a grade-schooler in that interview and his sense of humor makes him seem even more a kid. It’s some sort of warm childlike magnetism, which puts one in mind of John Belushi (who, yes, was a monstrous asshole and no Gilda Radner but had his sweet moments, and I’m sure Bill is nicer).

He is so cute and hope he never gets veneers because I like his crooked teeth. Why does every "flaw" have to be "fixed" these days? David Bowie had the most awesome teeth and traded them in for what looked like piano keys and I never got over it.

R103 I agree and that's all part if what makes him adorable to me. Also,in Trainwreck and he was surprisingly sexy in that awkward sex scene.

he's gay of coure

When asked why he’s divorcing his wife, he responded, “I Hader.”

What’s funny is considering how good he is at impressions and acting, he moved to Los Angeles to become a filmmaker because that was his passion; he was never a theatre kid in high school and he went to community college for one year for filmmaking. You look at all of the characters he’s done and you’d think he was a huge theatre kid who dreamed of becoming an actor, but it was something he kind of fell into.

R108 one of my favourite trivial facts about Hader is that he held the clipboards for one of MTV’s early reality shows ‘The Surreal Life’, which featured rockstar Vince Neil.

A lot of 40 something commerdians dress like teenagers. It’s all graphic t shirts and hoodies and Chucks, man! Boring.

Stefon brought up Charlie Rose two or three times in his Update appearances. Bill seems to find Rose deeply funny, for some reason.

Too funny, R109.

I love his sideburns.

There is something so not attractive abotu him, but, taken as a whole, he is beyond adorable. He's dorky and has some bad features, but he is still adorable, maybe because he seems so winsome and nerdy but cool at the same time. I'd hit it.

Pretty much, R114. Trainwreck made me want to have couch sex with Bill Hader.

r109 here is his interview on Kevin Pollack's podcast. He has some cute stories about his PA days. I find Pollack annoying, but I loved this interview.

Ok, I think I’ve figured it out; Hader’s attractiveness is his ‘realness’, the fact that he’s held all these shitty jobs before ‘making it’ and only broke out at a mature age - unlike half of Hollywood. He’s less a fake than many of his peers because of his hard beginning, and has no inflated opinion of his own considerable talent because his success has taken him by surprise. Let’s hope he remains a humble, grateful guy.

I would think that ushering a downtown theater, chauffeuring Martin Cove, holding phones at MTV and bringing Starbucks to pornstars in your late 20s/early 30s brings a person down to Earth.

What went wrong...my three guesses, Bill was cheating.

Bill is a relatively young man. He has NEEDS.

If I had a husband who was pulling down the kind of money that Bill Hader has been making for the past 10 years, I'd let him fuck anyone he wanted to fuck. His wife is planning on coasting on child support for the foreseeable future.

I would genuinely be bummed if he cheated.

I thought he was cute in the movie 'Trainwreck'. Actually I felt sorry for his character putting up with Amy Schumer.

Get your mind out of the gutter R120

R122 - “Liberace!”

Why would anyone devote their lives to three kids...bay is just damn crazy. Why give your life away?

Seth Meyer will be his best match.

aren't they a couple of wonky faces!

A single parent home. Wonder what Bill O'Reilly will have to say about this? I guess nothing because their......

Pollack was annoying, r116 - as was that kid from Freaks and Geeks.

I’ve figured it out: he’s Mindy Kaling’s baby daddy.

Hader is hilarious in the Pollack interview.

Fucking cheater.

You got info, R131?

He don’t need no Hader-ation...

Now he can bring his male hookers to his apartment instead of meeting them in the bushes. Everybody WINS!

And just in time for Christmas. Classy.

Does his wife have a name, OP?

Her name is in the article that’s linked, R136. It’s Maggie Carey. She directed the comedy The To-Do List and Bill had a role in it.

Bill’s inner voice like...

Bill Hader is not conventionally handsome at all, but there's just something about him that makes me want to fuck him. Bad.

Bill Hader gives every appearance of being insecure and very needy. Any time I've seen him interviewed, he has been dull and annoying.

But Stefon is hot as hell. You just know Stefon is a mean top who goes all night.

Hader is hilarious in that Kevin Pollack interview.

Looks like Bill made it official and filed for divorce today. He’s seeking joint legal and physical custody and will pay his ex spousal support. Hope it all turns out well for them and their kids.

She looka-like-a man.

I want to fuck him long hard and deeep

Why would you tie your self down with three kids? That really seems foolish.

He loves getting head from men or women.

Details, R146.

R145 it’s about a legacy with straight men. Every one to the last inherently believes his genes are worth preservation & continuation, preferably via a male heir. A wife is just a sex-slave & nanny to rear said heirs while DH builds his empire of sand.

She had a sort of bashful charm back then (or at least was able to fake it). The hardness hadn't yet set in. She might have married some easygoing rock star instead.

Do you know her, R149?

Sorry, that was meant for the Melania Trump thread, featuring a video of her from the year 2000. Please ignore!

So Bill is the one who filed? Hmmm.

R152 - I’m wondering if he just offered to do it? It doesn’t seem like a contentious divorce, at least so far. I’m wondering if they agreed on the terms beforehand (joint legal and physical custody of the kids and spousal support for her) and they decided he would be the one to file.

i smell cookies

Dunno, just witnessed him chatting up a very attractive Asian background actress (he almost doesn't know how to flirt), and mentioning, "ex-wife".

So, is he the much maligned and (to DL) non-existent bisexual?

He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.

It's usually said of one's ego and how the star treats people, but it can mean the above, too.

Where was this, R155? Any other details?

Los Angeles, superbowl commercial, his normal voice is different than his performing voice, very unprepossessing in person.

From his eyebrows up his head is YUGE! And his teeth have always troubled me.

Thanks, R158. Was is obvious he was trying to flirt but he was coming up short?

Yeah, r160. Between takes he would mosey around the girl and chat her up, but it was very awkward- she seems super shy as well. It just struck me as weird that he would mention an ex-wife so soon in conversation. But aside that, very professional and is a good improv actor.

"seems"= seemed

R161 I can’t imagine the kind of lines someone like Bill uses on a cute girl.

there's a couple of uggo fuggos

R161 - thanks for the details. Maybe he brought up “ex wife” so quickly in case the extra thought he was a married guy hitting on her? Just a thought. If I were in her shoes and I thought he was married I’d be a little skeeved out. Obviously I’ve never met the guy, but I’ve never heard anything about him being a creep.

[quote] He might be an example of the industry's "one year rule": once you hit it really big, like permanent A List in your medium, you have a year where you are so hot you can indulge in whatever you like. Generally speaking, no one will say no. If you haven't started to slow down, or change anything after a year, that's your permanent lifestyle in the industry.

Oh, *that’s* how that works?

Anyone ever worked with or met Bill?

Is there a release date for Barry on HBO?

r166 I meant the lifestyle you attempt to live, not necessarily the reality around you. I worded it poorly, as usual.

Latest trailer for his new HBO show, Barry.

I would like to see his enormous penis.

I would have too ^

op:::::WHO CARES ?????

Bump to piss off R173.

Also, here’s the info on Bill’s Super Bowl commercial that was mentioned above.

Bill allegedly has a girlfriend. Long-ish story but the two apparently had a run-in with YouTuber Trisha Paytas at The Grove in LA and his girlfriend talked about the experience on a YouTube gossip forum. She never mentions Bill by name (says her boyfriend is a comedian and was stopped for pictures) but people figured it out after Trisha talked about Bill allegedly being rude to fans. The way this woman wrote about the experience made her seem young.

I had a nightmare about Bill Hader, just recently. We were trapped in Hartford, CT and couldn't get out. It went on forever and it was awful!

I can't believe he is only 39, he looked that age over 10 years ago in Super Bad

He discovered his love of cock.

Probably not fun to be in a relationship with but a cute dork and successful to boot. I get the appeal

Irreconcilable teeth

I just caught SKELETON TWINS on Netflix.

Are we quite certain he’s not gay-curious?