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Do Italian guys really use olive oil to jerk off?

A friend told me this, but I wasn't sure whether he was just pulling my leg.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Wednesday at 1:34 PM

Imagine it’s been pressed into service since antiquity OP. That - and whatever other unctions they could get their hot little hands on...

Most of them are uncut tho - so probably not as big a thing to lube for wanking. And when I was in Italy ages ago - fifteen years or more - it was really hard to get lube anywhere. Most pharmacias only had one brand, which wasn’t very good and was expensive. Even the saunas only seemed to have condoms - and no lube. I made sure I brought lube from home next couple of times I visited. Olive oil wouldn’t be nearly viscous enough for me!

by Anonymousreply 111/29/2017

Thank you for your detailed response, r1, but that does verge on over-sharing.

by Anonymousreply 211/29/2017

Well, it depends if the oil is extra virgin or not. Organic or conventionally grown?

by Anonymousreply 311/29/2017

Not Sunday sauce?

by Anonymousreply 411/29/2017

OP, your friend was pulling something but I'm not sure it was your leg. I'd let it slide if I were you.

by Anonymousreply 511/29/2017

Gabe Kapler's choice would be the coconut variety.

by Anonymousreply 611/29/2017

First Cold Pressed

by Anonymousreply 711/29/2017

OP - Did you also know that the bacterial that starts Pecorino Siciliano is locally harvested smegma?

by Anonymousreply 811/29/2017

They're uncircumcised, OP. They don't use lube.

by Anonymousreply 911/29/2017

I used Wesson as a gayling.

by Anonymousreply 1011/29/2017

I used marinara as a boy.

by Anonymousreply 1111/29/2017

Most have foreskin and do not need lube, however I have used it as lube to fuck more than one Italian man.

by Anonymousreply 1211/29/2017

bump

by Anonymousreply 1311/30/2017

Don't know about Italians but I'm Italy-adjacent and I've always used extra virgin olive oil to masturbate. Has just the right amount of slip and keeps my (cut) knob looking youthful. Tried coconut oil and shea butter but the smell and the slip just weren't right for me.

by Anonymousreply 1411/30/2017

OP, I don't think it's your,leg,that he's pulling.

by Anonymousreply 1511/30/2017

I find that Alfredo Sauce will work in a pinch.

by Anonymousreply 1611/30/2017

Yeah, I use olive oil when I masturbate. On good days I add some garlic and rosemary! You should try it.

by Anonymousreply 1711/30/2017

They also fuck eggplants, so this isn't too far off base.

by Anonymousreply 1811/30/2017

Anything but clam sauce.

by Anonymousreply 1911/30/2017

...this is what passes for wit?

by Anonymousreply 2011/30/2017

I wrappa mine ina pancetta!

by Anonymousreply 2111/30/2017

[quote] ...this is what passes for wit?

Absolutely not, R20!

Instead, your intellectually stimulating, highbrow posts about the "Avengers" movie is what every DL poster should strive towards.

by Anonymousreply 2211/30/2017

Olive oil is bad because it drips leaving a permanent stain on the sheets.

by Anonymousreply 2311/30/2017

lol R23

by Anonymousreply 2411/30/2017

Call Pratesi, R23, and ask them what type pf unguent they recommend to their customers.

by Anonymousreply 2511/30/2017

You know you've gone to a cheap trick's house when he brings out the vaseline

by Anonymousreply 2611/30/2017

Olive oil is OK. But nothing beats Astroglide!

by Anonymousreply 2711/30/2017

Astroglide doesn't drip and stain the sheets.

by Anonymousreply 2811/30/2017

But can you use it to saute your battuto, R28?

by Anonymousreply 2911/30/2017

yep

by Anonymousreply 3011/30/2017

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by Anonymousreply 3112/01/2017

I won't lie. I used to steal the olive oil from the kitchen sometimes. Worked like a charm!

Only in the shower, though!

by Anonymousreply 3212/02/2017

Yes, OP. And Frenchmen use butter and Germans use lard and Americans use Crisco.

by Anonymousreply 3312/02/2017

And Canadians use maple syrup.

by Anonymousreply 3412/02/2017

We don't need goddamn gross lube to jack off. We have silky smooth foreskin gliding up and down.

by Anonymousreply 3512/02/2017

Do Inuit use seal fat?

by Anonymousreply 3612/02/2017

Touché R22!

I seem to remember some white-trash index quiz somewhere - and one of the questions was ‘do you ever use foodstuffs in the bedroom?’

So that would make a lot of Italian olive-oil masturbators pretty trashy...

by Anonymousreply 3712/02/2017

I always used Popeye

by Anonymousreply 3812/02/2017

No, the majority of us are not cut and still have our foreskin and there's no need for lube.

As far as anal sex lubes go you can easily buy them online or in a store.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Wednesday at 10:58 AM

What would you expect them to use, OP, pesto sauce?

by Anonymousreply 40Last Wednesday at 11:03 AM

I heard Danny Pintauro almost caused a fire at a laundromat when he washed his underwear for this reason.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Wednesday at 11:04 AM

My Rocco no choke-a da chicken, mai! He no finocchio neither! He a red-blooded Italiano boy! He love-a how do you say da pinka taco!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Wednesday at 11:09 AM

No, it doesn't blend well with the smegma.

by Anonymousreply 43Last Wednesday at 11:45 AM

I’ve jerked-off with olive oil for years, now.

by Anonymousreply 44Last Wednesday at 11:55 AM

I guess it's ok if you're going to TOSS A SALAD.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Wednesday at 1:12 PM

I spanka da monkey with any kinda oil I cana get my hands on.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Wednesday at 1:14 PM

I've used it for fucking. We did it in the kitchen natch. It was real Italian olive oil not the fake Spanish.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Wednesday at 1:34 PM
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