Do Italian guys really use olive oil to jerk off?

Imagine it’s been pressed into service since antiquity OP. That - and whatever other unctions they could get their hot little hands on...

Most of them are uncut tho - so probably not as big a thing to lube for wanking. And when I was in Italy ages ago - fifteen years or more - it was really hard to get lube anywhere. Most pharmacias only had one brand, which wasn’t very good and was expensive. Even the saunas only seemed to have condoms - and no lube. I made sure I brought lube from home next couple of times I visited. Olive oil wouldn’t be nearly viscous enough for me!

Thank you for your detailed response, r1, but that does verge on over-sharing.

Well, it depends if the oil is extra virgin or not. Organic or conventionally grown?

Not Sunday sauce?

OP, your friend was pulling something but I'm not sure it was your leg. I'd let it slide if I were you.

Gabe Kapler's choice would be the coconut variety.

First Cold Pressed

OP - Did you also know that the bacterial that starts Pecorino Siciliano is locally harvested smegma?

They're uncircumcised, OP. They don't use lube.

I used Wesson as a gayling.

I used marinara as a boy.

Most have foreskin and do not need lube, however I have used it as lube to fuck more than one Italian man.

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Don't know about Italians but I'm Italy-adjacent and I've always used extra virgin olive oil to masturbate. Has just the right amount of slip and keeps my (cut) knob looking youthful. Tried coconut oil and shea butter but the smell and the slip just weren't right for me.

OP, I don't think it's your,leg,that he's pulling.

I find that Alfredo Sauce will work in a pinch.

Yeah, I use olive oil when I masturbate. On good days I add some garlic and rosemary! You should try it.

They also fuck eggplants, so this isn't too far off base.

Anything but clam sauce.

...this is what passes for wit?

I wrappa mine ina pancetta!

[quote] ...this is what passes for wit?

Absolutely not, R20!

Instead, your intellectually stimulating, highbrow posts about the "Avengers" movie is what every DL poster should strive towards.

Olive oil is bad because it drips leaving a permanent stain on the sheets.

lol R23

Call Pratesi, R23, and ask them what type pf unguent they recommend to their customers.

You know you've gone to a cheap trick's house when he brings out the vaseline

Olive oil is OK. But nothing beats Astroglide!

Astroglide doesn't drip and stain the sheets.

But can you use it to saute your battuto, R28?

yep

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I won't lie. I used to steal the olive oil from the kitchen sometimes. Worked like a charm!

Only in the shower, though!

Yes, OP. And Frenchmen use butter and Germans use lard and Americans use Crisco.

And Canadians use maple syrup.

We don't need goddamn gross lube to jack off. We have silky smooth foreskin gliding up and down.

Do Inuit use seal fat?

Touché R22!

I seem to remember some white-trash index quiz somewhere - and one of the questions was ‘do you ever use foodstuffs in the bedroom?’

So that would make a lot of Italian olive-oil masturbators pretty trashy...

I always used Popeye

No, the majority of us are not cut and still have our foreskin and there's no need for lube.

As far as anal sex lubes go you can easily buy them online or in a store.

What would you expect them to use, OP, pesto sauce?

I heard Danny Pintauro almost caused a fire at a laundromat when he washed his underwear for this reason.

My Rocco no choke-a da chicken, mai! He no finocchio neither! He a red-blooded Italiano boy! He love-a how do you say da pinka taco!

No, it doesn't blend well with the smegma.

I’ve jerked-off with olive oil for years, now.

I guess it's ok if you're going to TOSS A SALAD.

I spanka da monkey with any kinda oil I cana get my hands on.

I've used it for fucking. We did it in the kitchen natch. It was real Italian olive oil not the fake Spanish.

OP they were joking. Most Italian men in Italy and other countries are not cut so they do not use or need lube.