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The Perfect John Hirka

How is there not a thread on him? He gave us some of the best gifs on the internet.

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by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2019 9:08 PM

What is this, 2015?

by Anonymousreply 1November 29, 2017 10:54 PM

Who cares how many muscles he has if he is poor and lives in a dump like that?

Find your equals in life, people!

by Anonymousreply 2November 29, 2017 11:18 PM

With all due respect who is wasting time examining his apartment?!?

by Anonymousreply 3November 30, 2017 3:23 AM

Amazeballs

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by Anonymousreply 4September 15, 2018 5:19 AM

I HATE "Amazeballs"!

Also, "Awesomesauce!"

by Anonymousreply 5September 15, 2018 5:21 AM

Exactly, R2. Why do so many amazing hunks live in such squalor?

Michael Hoffman: can afford 100 tattoos but no furniture?

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by Anonymousreply 6September 15, 2018 6:03 AM

Michael Hoffman... All those muscles and still so tragic.

by Anonymousreply 7September 15, 2018 6:35 AM

No more tatts

by Anonymousreply 8September 15, 2018 1:00 PM

My ideal dude

by Anonymousreply 9April 21, 2019 4:07 AM

Those muscles are gross.

by Anonymousreply 10April 21, 2019 4:13 AM

I’d like to see him spill his awesomesauce.

by Anonymousreply 11April 21, 2019 4:52 AM

My hero!

by Anonymousreply 12April 21, 2019 5:34 AM

I need to meet him

by Anonymousreply 13April 21, 2019 9:08 PM
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