Welcome to 2010: MTV comes a-bustin' out with "Floribama Shore"

Jeremiah has a spectacular body. There's not an attractive female in the bunch.

Wrong, R1. The black girl is the only cute one.

Is this the gay cast member?

The girl who peed on the other girl's bed because she was so drunk is pure ghetto. That is disgusting.

Sean Cody scene?

How the hell does anyone look at that wall of hair and not say WTF?

The guy with the gigantic tits is quite a sight.

Is anyone watching? Is it a ratings hit?

Argh,,,live in Louisiana....I hate going to Florabama- it is Trump country. Almost all Louisianians make annual pilgrimages to this hell hole.

GIGANTIC Tits

Gus Caleb? Where his parents determined that he become a redneck?

Is Gus white? How tall is he? He looks short.

He must be Greek. Is that white?

Are all the guys on this show gay?

Yes, all of the men on this show are gay.

R11 Nope and I only date white and Greek guys which doesn't make me racist

The black girls hair is straight out of Wigstock.

Trash, pure trash.

Not posh at all!

The guy has hot pits in OP pic

There is nothing remotely attractive about the photo at R4. I can smell the Axe and cigarettes through my LCD.

It is actually decent timing for launch. I spent half of one weekend this month sucked into a Jersey Shore Marathon. I tell you it was a relief not to watch the news, read the news on the internet, have a breaking news scroll or think about that piece of shit Trump for a couple of hours.

If anyone knows where I can stream Geordie Shore?

r20 I never got hooked on Jersey Shore, but I LOVED Geordie Shore and its Welsh successor, The Valleys. if you find them available for streaming, do post back here. smooches!

Those guys are what's known as "Floribama hot".

They don't have the personality of the JS characters. It will never reach that level.

This shit looks wack.

Did they make Gus do his hair like Paulie D? I see they cast a Snookie look-a-like.

The show was parodied a few weeks ago on SNL & I thought it was all just a joke. I thought they had made up the show for the purpose of the skit. I knew such grossness existed, but I didn’t know it had its own showcase.

Gus better start fucking guys on the show if they want me to watch.

r20 I have Terrarium on my firestick and can stream all that stuff, even TOWIE and Celeb Big Brother. Remember that rednecks show on MTV a few years ago? They had high hopes for it but then the one guy died while he was mudding by being asphyxiated in his truck, this show is trying to fill that slot I think.

MTV is determined to service the red necks

The third season has begun & the heavy drinking that seemingly is a requirement of the cast is beginning to take a toll on Jeremiah's appearance.

Jeremiah, who, per Gus, hasn't somehow been laid in the previous 6 months, and always seems to be single, may well be gay. And in love with Gus.

Dear God - Jeremiah is gorgeous. I had never watched before but stopped on it this week flipping through channels. Gorgeous and camera friendly. I can’t imagine the work it takes to maintain that body - but if he keeps it up, he could keep his 15 minutes going for a while. Like the Dan Osborne of America.

R32, I don’t know what season version of Jeremiah you saw (MTV might’ve been airing a prior season marathon to showcase the new season), but there’s - to my eye at least - a discernible drop-off in his appearance from season 1 to the present season 3. Still hot now, but nowhere as scorching as he was just 2 years ago.