Craziest Zodiac Sign

Bitch, you had BEST retract this. Leo’s are the HBIC of all zodiac signs, and you will deal.

R1 Leos*

I'm a Leo but I'm literally the opposite. I'm shy, an introvert and hate confrontations. To this day I'm convinced I was born in the wrong sign.

Scorpios are all crazy.

Gemini. Schizo, flaky, shallow, superficial.

R4, I agree

Taurus. More like an ox than like a bull.

It really depends on your moon sign and rising sign and your sun sign. For instance, my sun sign is Pisces, my rising sign is Taurus, and my moon sign is Virgo.

Sagittarius. Narcissistic whores who will sell their grandma down the river for cock and puss.

As a Virgo I dated one crazy Gemini after another until I finally married one. Guess I got it eventually right. But on some level gay Geminis are all nuts.

Not just gay ones.

Look at Donald Trump.

He makes me feel ashamed of my own sun sign.

Leos are egocentric, thoroughgoing cunts. Sustaining a friendship with them is an endurance test. Everything is about them.

Sagittarius = it's their way or the high way. They are sly about getting what they want--you don't know you've been manipulated until it's too late.

Libra=wishy-washy; passive aggressive and cultivate and aura of innocence, but really they are often the biggest pervs.

Leo=the worst to deal with. Narcissistic and prone to mental illness that they refuse to treat.

Not ALL people with those three signs have those traits, but the majority do.

I'm a Capricorn and I'm sure we have our detractors, maybe for good reason. The sign I tend to get along with the best is Aquarius. They are generally kind, artistic, quiet, giving--at least the ones I have had in my life.

Cancers and Gemini’s

Geminis caught in the right moment will fuck almost anyone.

R13, re Libra: This.

Exactly this.

[quote]Sagittarius = it's their way or the high way. They are sly about getting what they want--you don't know you've been manipulated until it's too late.

This x 10000000000. Ugh, ESP. in the workplace.

And the most STABLE zodiacal signs?

OP, and all, make that all "Fire Signs"!

Where Leo's are more 'in-your-face' about their powers of manipulation. Sagittarians and Aries are more clever in their approach, as in, "You agree, right?"

Taurus = stubborn with a mean streak. Best avoided.

Aries = good at sucking up and kissing ass ... both not in an arousing way ...

Libras are the biggest unfeeling cunts. They put on a goody goody act but have a wicked/evil/dark side.

I am Pisces.

But unlike my Dad I don't like fishy transactions.

I like water though.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)

You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)

You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence over you friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their noses a lot.

Aries (March 21 - April 19)

You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. The only time you are nice to people is when you need something, and then you kiss a lot of ass. You are a prick.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)

You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. You are nothing but a goddamn Communist.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are a bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Gemini people are notorious for thriving on incest.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth a shit.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)

You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kiss mirrors a lot.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)

You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers or pimps.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)

You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a male, your are probably queer. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most Libra women are cum-guzzling whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)

You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

Agree with R20 -

Example: I'd suggest a 'better approach' to something; he'd do it his own way. Even though his way had proven it was the 'wrong approach,' and somebody else had made the identical suggestion for said approach, he'd announce this person to be a genius, an absolute genius.

Chinese Zodiac is where it’s at! I’m nothing like a Leo; in the Chinese Zodiak I’m a rabbit. VERY accurate.

[quote]Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)

[quote]You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarius are drunks or potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked.

Literally fucked because all sags are basically penile/vaginal support systems that exist for dick. They are optimistic and enthusiastic because they have a knack for the con artistry they regularly employ. Co-dependant personality issues and are basically USELESS without a partner. ALWAYS has to be in a relationship. Will always have a boyfriend/girlfriend replacement friend handy to use when required. Thinks they're liberal, but they're really conservative. Thinks they're nice but they're really the most selfish kind of person. Can't admit when they're wrong and will always blame the opposite sex or opposite "colour" or sexuality for everything that they do themselves.

The ultimate narcissist. They put us to shame.

". . . The ultimate narcissist(s). They put us to shame."

I ain't mad about it.

Agree w r1, Leos are HBIC wherever they go. If they don't like you, they don't bother with you.

Have never in my life met a sane Scorpio or a sane Gemini. Scorpios are often low intelligence as well.

[quote]Taurus = stubborn with a mean streak. Best avoided.

Well, most Tauruses I know would cop to being a little on the obstinate side but FUCK YOU BITCH for saying we have a mean streak.

In my experience I have found Scorpios and Cancers to be the most manipulatively self centred. But strangely enough while I find Scorpios self centred, I tend to get along very well with them. Leos are just too full of themselves for me. Aries and I get along great in relationships, and I always have had great sex with them (I'm a Pisces).

Geminis are, by far, the looniest of the looney. Fucking psychos, every one. Try to act so aloof but just lying, manipulative bastards.

Never get mixed up with one.

My very long term partner is Gemini, and I had relationships with others. They somehow gravitate to me. They are very sexual but emotionally challenging. Yes, they are all manipulative.

I am a classic Scorpio, so I suppose they get confused as well.

[quote]Geminis are, by far, the looniest of the looney. Fucking psychos, every one. Try to act so aloof but just lying, manipulative bastards.

Most every Gemini I've met has ALSO been "bi".

Quelle surprise!

Agreed about Geminis.

Geminis, Bi? Nasty & gross, Girls! They need a grease fire! Let's give it to em!

I'm a Scorpio and I know I'm fairly crazy.

I can't take Virgos for very long; they really are nit-picky, detail oriented, overly organized and completely cold. And Leos, I get tired of their imperious ways.

I get along best with my fellow water signs, Cancer and Pieces. My husband is an Aries and it shouldn't work at all but somehow it does. His fire with my water; either he puts out my fire or together we make steam.

Pisces suck.

[quote]Pisces suck.

Yes, but Tauruses suck the best.

Long, slow and sensual before going absolutely crazy.

Libra who admits we are wishy and washy to high heavens.

But Sags are the worst. R27 is a mind reader. Scorpios are second.

The zodiac set to groovy sounds!

Thank you, R40.

Geminis are "bi" because they are indecisive and get bored easily.

I recently commented on another thread. I'm a Scorpio and my ex is an Aries. We shouldn't be together. Scorpios are supposed to be whores, but I haven't been with another man since my guy decided to find his own way. No one will hurt me if they point that out.

[QUOTE]Geminis are "bi" because they are indecisive and get bored easily.

I thought this was Leos?

Possibly, we're kind of slutty.

Scorpios being sexual dynamos is a big myth. They're weird and crazy when it comes to sex, but not especially good at it.

Jeffrey Dahmer was a Gemini. That tells you all you need to know about these cretins.

It's been my experience that the craziest are Cancer's and Scorpio's. They tend to be vicious, self-centred pricks.

What about Virgos?

R50 not so much crazy, as micro-managers

R49 Cancer.? They are the most loyal partners and friends of all. Sags are complete cheating sluts and Libras are cold unreliable cunts.

LOL at Trump and Jeffrey Dahmer are Geminis. Notable asshole Leos off the top of my head: Ben and Casey Affleck.

Can we all agree Aquarius is the easiest to get along with.? They are the grooviest, baby!

Aquarius. We don't give a flying fuck what anyone thinks. We're so far off the wall, we forgot what it looks like. We'll do absolutely anything . . . TWICE!

I am a Saggie. I always have a new man ready-waiting in the wings....I don't think I am manipulative but maybe I am???? I horrible w/money...and am flighty. I am harmless.

R54 we'll put up with a lot of shit, just don't cross us in away you can't possibly apologize for, we'll be that that anonymous phone call to your boss and partner that can't be undone. We are the craziest of the Zodiac, we just hide it well, while collecting evidence. You will be ruined.

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Lemme tell ya folks. R18 Gemini's are the funnest sign, the greatest , the best sign. People love us. And the only ones who don't love us are the jealous signs. And the Dems. Sad!

Scorpios are the craziest. Especially the women, believe me folks. Nasty Women !

Leos are pathetic, self-serving, self-righteous, unjustifiably egomaniacal basket cases who are nearly impossible to even feign decency towards. Geminis are to be pitied, as they are so mad; Scorpios are aware of their issues, so I give them credit for not being in denial of their issues; and Tauruses aren't crazy so much as insufferable. But Leos have a blitz of personality disorders yet are prone to mockery, cruelty, and gaslighting, making them the looniest of all.

Ben and Casey Affleck vs. Dahmer and Trump? We’ll take that any day of the week.

Cancers are the Jewish mothers of the Zodiac.

[quote]Geminis are "bi" because they are indecisive and get bored easily.

Or maybe they're just FUCKING CRAZY.

Ok, enough of the sociopathic signs.....which ones are the nicest?

Which ones are the nicest? Every last person born under every sign is an asshole!

Theoretically R65 it would be Cancer, Virgo (manners are rules and one must always follow the rules) , and Aquarius (they rule the House of Friends for a reason).

My mother and aunt (her younger sister) were both born August 17th but different year (1955 & 1957) my mother is very materialistic, controlling and basically nuts the other my aunt is warm, caring and a tad of a drama queen but has good intentions. So, I’m on the fence with generalizing Leos. I’m an Aquarius and try to see the best in everyone.

I keep getting involved with Geminis too, the current boyfriend will be the last one, they’re fucked up!

You all sound very dumb. Sorry. I'm sure you're not, but still.

R60 - you and the other Leo-haters on this thread appear to be the ones who are most in need of therapy. Your jealous ranting is mildly amusing but ultimately just pathetic. Every sign has it pros and cons and all encapsulate both wonderful and not-so-savory "members". Zodiac means very little in reality; I agree completely with R69.

[quote]Theoretically [R65] it would be Cancer, Virgo (manners are rules and one must always follow the rules) , and Aquarius (they rule the House of Friends for a reason).

Well,my bf IS a Cancer and is one of the most sincere,most loving men I've ever known....almost to a fault. But Cancers DO come with some baggage.

Oh well, in life we have to take the bitter with the sweet.

R70, you loathsome padded-room candidate, you proved my point flawlessly.

Virgos cold fish terrible sex partners, superficially nice and charming. Cancer oh so nice but oh so wishy washy. Hard time coming out. Gemini funny but fucked up, two faced, moody, contrary, bitchy. Runs hot and cold. Leo impossible to get along with and it's all about them. Scorpio and I am one. Sex crazed but often don't act on it. Loyal. But you best be loyal back. Highly intelligent, crafty, manipulative, devious, wants his own way. Great actor and can hide true feelings. Honest, will tell you what he thinks.

Well R72, you certainly just proved mine....nuttier than a fruitcake.

I think Piseas is kind of unreadable.

Most stable, Taurus and Libra.

R74, your ingenious and innovative simile has rendered me breathless, and almost convinced that your smug, pathological superiority complex is valid.

[quote]I think Piseas is kind of unreadable.

I agree, I can’t read your spelling either.

Pisces are crazy and unstable, they might be quiet 1 moment then out to start fights the next.

Leos get such a bad rap for being manipulative and controlling but they’ve been the kindest, most gentle souls from my personal experience.

The Venus influence values peace and harmony, but the difference between Taurus and Libra is that Taureans *are* stable (sometimes to the point of being stubborn and stodgy) while Librans *seek* stability. If something's out of whack they want to fix it, but they themselves can have a curiously unfixed, flighty personality.

I agree, R80. I think it’s time for us to re-evaluate the Leo with a renewed focus on their positive attributes.

Don’t waste your time and energy with Astrology. It’s complete claptrap. There’s no scientific basis or even a rationale why you would share personality traits with the one-twelfth of the population that was born the same time of year as you. It’s magical thinking at its worst.

Leo's are cool to be around...never a dull moment, but in my experience they need more attention than most people. If you are not up for showering someone with attention and constantly telling them how wonderful they are, then move on. I love 'em.

Leo's are pretty chill my sister is a Leo she's kind of bossy but she's fair.

My brother is a Taurus they love money they love sex and they love to eat.

I'm a Libra a loner still wanting Justice for other people.

Scorpios are The batshit Crazy Ones I had a boyfriend that was a Scorpio he cheated on me and totally fucked me over.

hardly. Aquarius is be far the craziest sign.

R83 - It's much more complicated than reading the daily forecast in the comics section of a newspaper.

Just for your entertainment, I challenge you to have your chart done at the linked site. Knowing your birth time is important for accuracy.

Also, is anyone else noticing the connection that being left handed/gay and having a strong Gemini influence in one's chart?. That is, there are many left handed, and gay Gemini's out there?

Interesting, my sign to avoid in life (moon south node) is Gemini, even though having my moon in Gemini gives me strong traits of that sign.

What happens when your moon gets stuck in a crack?

When the Moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will guide our planet and love will rule the stars!

R87 unlike Zodiac, there are definite left handed traits because , well, they are actually based in science - namely right brained dominance. I'm about as Classic left handed personality as you can get. That's probably why I never got into the zodiac stuff , because I already have something strong to identify with.

But for what it's worth, I'm a Sag and could not be LESS of what they are supposedly like (outdoorsy, optimistic, type B personality). I mean I am generally 'social" and like going to parties, but in a different way...

Taureans seem the most like "husband material". Thoughts?

R76 No.Libras are unreliable and ditzy. They can be wicked to the core and have a nice veneer Very bad sign like Gemini and Sag.

No Cancers are the best. They will take a bullet for you any day of the week. Those Cancers in Spain are mega hot. They have that Latin heat and warmth but don't fuck every thing that moves.

Famous Geminis: Donald Trump

Kanye West

Johnny Depp

John F. Kennedy

Clint Eastwood

Angelina Jolie

Barbara Bush

Prince

Paul McCartney

Marilyn Monroe

Jacques Cousteau

Lou Gehrig

Walt Whitman

Anderson Cooper

Serena Williams

Dean Martin

Morgan Freeman

Blake Shelton

Mark Wahlberg

Bob Dylan

^^^of course they are. They’re like, almost identical personalities.

[quote]Well,my bf IS a Cancer and is one of the most sincere,most loving men I've ever known..

Why does this not surprise me? ❤️

R96. Would you say Taureans and Cancers are compatible and if so, why?

Oh yes, R97. Soul mates. They were made for each other. I don’t know why, I just know that as a Taurus, cancer guys are amazing.

Thank you R98. I wrote the comment at R71 and am also a Taurus so maybe that partly explains why my bf and I have lasted.

I use astrodienst. They're good AND they're German, which means quality! (and potentially have dark nazi pasts). But the quality!

What's a good partner for a Leo? I'm a Leo Sun Sign/Virgo Moon sign. I'm more of an introverted Leo, but I have my moments.

The poster who said that Taureans like "money, sex, and food" couldn't be more right, and they love those things in that exact order. My partner is a Taurus, and I am an Aries with Cancer rising, maybe that explains why we have been together for 20 years.

R100 Remember those scenes thanks n Ron Lola Run With the astrologist? I've had better luck with Southern Italians. Many still believe in elements close to the old Greco Roman religion which is close to The Zodiac's origin in Babylon).

Who’s a good match for a Scorpio?

I know I'm a Leo because I'm really only interested in what you guys have to say about Leos.

Let's just say that every single benefit I could have reaped from being a Sag with a Leo ascendant has always been sabotaged by having the Moon in Capricorn. The fucking cautiousness of it all, I hate it!

So my vote goes to Capricorn. Not for the craziest, but the banalest one that should just be removed from the zodiac for being such a basic dud of a sign.

[quote]You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically a chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.

R24 So spot on. They're the fucking worst. And still, I crave their sense for finance and just general stability more than anything else in my life.

r100: Leo is supposed to be compatible with Aries.

Ive had pretty good luck with a Cancer, R103., I thnk astrology is horseshit but have to admit a lot of the descriptions fit me--moody, possessive, value loyalty to a fault. Some guys might fnd it stifling but it makes him feel wanted and appreciated. It can work if your quirks complement each other.

Re R98...one reason why Taurus and Cancer would be compatible (besides the sextile aspect) is that the Moon (which rules Cancer) is exalted in Taurus. Both of them are domestic/homebody signs. If you believe in all that astrology stuff, that is.

Virgos are the craziest!

Libras are extremely immature. It is depressing to hear a 60 year old man sound like 12 year old girl. Libras are easily brainwashed as well. The worst Trump guzzlers are Libras. If they listened to more than 10 minutes of that asshole speak that would make a Libra follow that cunt. They are easily propagandized.

Thanks, r107.

- r103, also not AIKC

Ophiuchus for the win.

r103 - Scorpio is a water sign and we do best with other water signs - Cancer and Pieces. Next best are the earth signs, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn though it's a huge step down.

For some reason I get along with Aries, it's completely illogical. My best friend and my husband are both Aries (two different people). My best friend is on the cusp with Pieces, I'm sure that's part of it. Aries is also a fairly loyal sign from my experience and maybe that appeals to my Scorpio loyalty which is probably my best feature. I'm one who admits I'm crazy and be warned - cross me at your own peril.

My Aries are both great at starting projects but not finishing them, a trait that I find annoying but obviously not a deal breaker.

Gay Geminis are total tops for bottoms and power bottoms for tops. We am bi too.

That is absolutely true about Leos. I'd add Scorpios and Sagittarius to the mix.

Famous Geminis:

Thomas Hardy (Novelist & Poet), Charles Aznavour, Kylie Minogue, Cillian Murphy, Frances O'Connor

Stellan Skarsgård, Kristin Scott Thomas, Octavia Spencer, Paul Bettany, Carey Mulligan, Liam Neeson

Lana Del Rey, Christopher Lee, Russell Brand, Michael Cera, Hugh Laurie, Ian McKellen, Paul Giamatti, Daniel Brühl

FWIW, r105, the one man I absolutely adore is a Capricorn.

I'm an Aries and have always gotten along with them.

Me too r104

Jesus Christ, my ex was a Virgo as was my father. NEVER. They're amusing but a real pain in the ass. Very insecure, controlling and biting. They can be downright vicious.

My Mom is a Leo and has 0 qualities described above. She is the most gentle, caring person. She is a bit self centered and when we took her to Paris, she said, "oh it was nice".

I am a Cancer. Sometimes I wish I wasn't, I am not wishy washy but I can be petty. I get along great with earth signs, like Taurus.

Every Pisces I have ever met was a bit of a basket-case.

Aquarians are space cadets and perverts, but I wouldn't necessarily say crazy. They mean well; it's just that their minds are simply wandering all the time, and are usually daydreaming about eight-way sex on Neptune with a few farm animals thrown in for good measure. Pisces are crazy in a weird way--a bunch of self-pitying babies, so sensitive that they actually compensate by being callous pricks a lot of the time. Leos are just annoying and best avoided. Sagittarians are fun and don't care what you think. Cancers are loyal to a fault and generally not crazy (except Courtney Love and Lindsay Lohan, although their self-medicating might be due to a bad combination of ubersensitivity, horrendous parents, and survival).

Geminis win for insanity. Gay or straight, male or female, they are absolutely fucking NUTS. Not bad people, just damaged and fractured and unable to see life through a lucid lens.

All of you are crazy to believe on star signs...me included. But, as I'm here; I despise female and male Scorpios, they are true evil at their core but ironically, all they want is to be loved.

Male and females Leos are actually truly pathetic, they're actually quite vapid and can easily be brought to heel by ignoring them and/or preying on their insecurities (which are easy to find out because they love to talk about themselves and always think they're so attractive).

I like male/female Pisces. Female Libran are fine, just very boring...I can't remember ever meeting a male Libran. Male Aquarians don't really have much character...I don't remember meeting a female Aquarian. Geminis are laughable as a sign, they're natural actors, just not very good at trying to be good human beings, they're always side characters.

I like male/female cancers. But they're always up a Leo's arse. Sagittarius females are fine, males tend to be a blast actually. Male Aries are emotional basket cases, they're lovely, but don't ever even appear to betray them or they'll be on the war path, female Aries are more balanced because they were probably better supported emotionally.

Virgos...don't don't much about them male or female.

Female Capricorns are social climbers and will drop you if you ever become inconvenient. Male Capricorns....I don't recall meeting one....

In conclusion. My least favourite sign are Scorpios. You people are the most dangerous and calculating people I have ever met but you're not the craziest, because you know exactly what you're doing. Craziest males are Aries because as I said, emotional basket cases (I can't be your parent!)...and craziest females are Leos...just because you're such hard work...seriously...how many times do you need to be reassured that you look just fine?

Reading this thread and I an say that trying to ascribe traits to specific signs is all horse shit and nothing more.

I'm a Sagittarius and the SO is Cancer - a fire sign and water sign together. It works but not because of the position of the stars at birth.

I'm a leo and can get bossy. That's because someone has to take charge while all of you are fucking around doing nothing.

Shut the fuck up leo ^^I hope someone puts eyedrops in your drink.

I can't say I have ever had a problem with Leo's. I do have one friend, female who is Leo and borderline crazy. She talks a blue streak and she is meticulous about her appearance, though she has a large nose and weak chin, however she is attractive in a way. She is very sweet but prone to conspiracy theories, she had a fiance that she broke up with but remains in a co-dependent non-sexual relationship with him. I have several Libra friends that were hardcore party buddies in college. They were all extremely irresponsible and self centered but they were fun. I have two good Gemini friends, one is batshit but fun, the other is totally cool. My sister is a Gemini and pretty sane, she is a creative/actress type.

[QUOTE]Male and females Leos are actually truly pathetic, they're actually quite vapid and can easily be brought to heel by ignoring them and/or preying on their insecurities

Complete and utter nonsense. You’re not bringing a Leo to heel. The only thing being brought to heel is your ass when I put my boot up there. We can meet up and dance anywhere, anytime, Cupcake.

Aries - more fun than Leo's cause it's not all about them. Though they are spiteful and selfish Taurus- stubborn as hell, they are talented and funny but set in their ways and avoid change Gemini- crazy, manipulative, liars, fun to party with though Cancer - clingy as fuck. insecure, but caring, nice, introverted, talented Leo - let me bow to your greatness, oops you farted, no it doesn't smell like roses Virgo- bossy as fuck, think they know everything, loyal friends though, some are really fun to hang out with Libra - never can choose a side and stick with it, won't by loyal to you. Appearance is really important Scorpio - Dexter Morgan Sagittarius - kind of boring, usually into sports or have collections of stuff, some are sexy and hot Capricorn - the biggest ass kissers and social climbers, all have bad teeth - not oral hygiene, lots of dental issues. loyal to a fault Aquarius - fun to hang out with, sarcastic, smart, asshole-ish, too flighty to be loyal, cares more about the world than individuals Pisces - dreamers, victims, insecure, usually artists of some kind, but they probably work at mcdonalds

Aries - more fun than Leo's cause it's not all about them. Though they are spiteful and selfish

Taurus- stubborn as hell, they are talented and funny but set in their ways and avoid change

Gemini- crazy, manipulative, liars, fun to party with though

Cancer - clingy as fuck. insecure, but caring, nice, introverted, talented

Leo - let me bow to your greatness, oops you farted, no it doesn't smell like roses Virgo- bossy as fuck, think they know everything, loyal friends though, some are really fun to hang out with

Libra - never can choose a side and stick with it, won't by loyal to you. Appearance is really important

Scorpio - Dexter Morgan

Sagittarius - kind of boring, usually into sports or have collections of stuff, some are sexy and hot

Capricorn - the biggest ass kissers and social climbers, all have bad teeth - not oral hygiene, lots of dental issues. loyal to a fault

Aquarius - fun to hang out with, sarcastic, smart, asshole-ish, too flighty to be loyal, cares more about the world than individuals

Pisces - dreamers, victims, insecure, usually artists of some kind, but they probably work at mcdonalds

Cancer guys make me feel very deeply about them. They are the only kind of guys who do that. I do buy into this stuff because I see patterns and very peculiar coincidences. Too many coincidences. So, I’m sold.

I am a female Gemini/Cancer cusp. I am left handed! I will be the first one yo tell that so have I have 2 sides: one nice and one that is more ruthless.

My best friend since childhood is a Libra. If I were into women, I would marry her in a heartbeat.

The only men I have ever loved have been Libra's, but their bullshit exhausts me. The wishy washy wanting to please everyone.

I have dated Gemini men before and will never ever do it again. It is too much. They are regulated to the friend zone.

[quote] Sagittarius - kind of boring, usually into sports or have collections of stuff, some are sexy and hot

ROFL

Sags are generally andro males or andro females--no tits, the kind that look like a 12 year old boy.... that goes for both.

Never sporty but will work out to maintain an appearance so they can fuck half the town.

Collects excuses and alibis.

Never ever let anyone know that they made a mistake in the past or you will face their wrath. Their past is NOT to be shared because they have never done anything wrong.

And they are fucking boring, because they have no fucking depth.

Yeah R129 I know what you mean. I have a strong attraction to male Gemini's ( and yes I know their many, Yuge flaws BIGLY! ). I don't mind shifting tides in people as I view much of the quirks in personality like an ecosystem akin to : fungi, virus [html removed] antibodies, predator [html removed] prey, trees, & etc.

If you ask a rat what it thinks of a snake it will have a negative opinion The Eagle would be disaffected by both .

What's funny is people like to overlook that being born in Chicago, IL @ 5:30 am on the same day will produce a much different natal chart than being born at 1:30 pm in Indiana , IN. So, deviations among the Sun Signs is expected/should happen. Compare :

Trump to Pence , Johnny Depp to Mark Whalberg , Chris Pratt to Chris Evans , Morgan Freeman to Shia LaBouf , John C. Reily to Tim Allen, and Blake Shelton to Al Franken. Then compare Gene Wilder (the epitome of a Gemini) to them all.

People like R131 derail threads by being absurd. Physical traits and the Zodiac are incidental. I supposed "androgynous " applies to Sags if you look solely at Riz Ahmed, Iam Somerholder , Taylor Swift , and Scarlett Johanssen while disqualifying Tyra Banks, Jane Fonda, Kim Basinger, Brad Pitt, Mark Ruffalo , Samuel L. Jackson, Jeff Bridges & Frank Sinatra , and a host of other Sags.

Aquarians are hot. Make sure you never get on their bad side, they'll try their best to ruin your life. Treat them right, and you won't find one better.

[quote]Libra's

[quote]Leo's

No apostrophes in plurals of nouns, people.

R133 imagine pissing off one with a Scorpio moon and Scorpio in Venus....

Fighting with a Sagittarius is like getting hit with a blunt object in the middle of a nap.

Taurus. We don't get made very easily, but when we do step aside.

*mad

My husband is a Taurus and the most even tempered person I have ever met. I love him for that.

Librans are lovely but indecisive. Tend to be genuine ly full of empathy in my experience. Perhaps a little too much ie oversensitive souls.

Kate Middleton is a Capricorn

R140, that’s me. Scales bitches! Sensitive AF. But also cold when I need to be. Only sign that’s not a living thing.

And I’m partnered with a Gemini. He’s loyal and sweet but has occasional binges of WTF. lOl.

[R126] If there were any chance of it happening, I'd be dancing on the grave of your pride and hubris.

You tried it though, so have a snap for your snap cup.

I’ve been discovering Leo guys to be pretty bad.

[quote]Geminis are, by far, the looniest of the looney. Fucking psychos, every one. Try to act so aloof but just lying, manipulative bastards

YES!

Capricorns and Leos are the worst. Leos are attention whores. Aquarius men seem feminine. Taurus is boring. Sagittarius is flighty. Aries is fun but controlling. Cancer's are Mama's boys. Scorpios are too intense. Pisces are pathological liars.

The only Virgo I know is my gangster dad.

Libras are the worst^^^

R131 I'm a female Sag who is all tits and ass, couldn't care less about sports, is working on her doctorate in Sociology, was an arts editor at a German publication for a year, and also used to play drums in a prog-rock band (yes, I used to be quite cool before I hit 40).

...in sum, there are some odd coincidences and consistencies, but we can't make these generalizations about zodiac signs, for fuck's sakes. It's foolishness. My Cancer moon and Libra rising are, respectively, too sensitive and ambivalent for such things.

I'm a rabbit, too.

Do you know your Chinese zodiac sign?

I just love cancer mama’s boys.

Gemini here- June 9th. We are crazy people because there are two of us. Twins. Castor and Pollux. My mother use to say that I was a moody, crazy SOB who could charm the Devil. Gemini are charming because we can adapt to whichever environment we are in, and because we are smart, curious people. We know a little about about almost everything. We can talk about country music in Nashville, British royal history at a cocktail party in London, and Arctic wildlife in Alaska. That is the gift that attracts people to us. And the reason sex comes so easily is because people talk with us, and feel an instant, intimate connection because we are so smart and confident. And because we flirt during every conversation and work every angle. I would never date another Gemini, and rarely have an close friends, except relations, who are connected to the sign. But if you hook one of us we are as loyal and giving as the sun. You will never be bored with us. But we will make you run into the night screaming sometimes.

Definitely Leos

Who are librans supposed to be best suited to compatability wise for love, romance and relationships? Which star signs?

Asking for a friend.......! 😉

Pisces or guys with lot's of Pisces in their charts. Fucking psycho messes.

R153 Libras are kind, but are fucking two-faced liars, more than Geminis. Never faithful to anyone. But they do best taking advantage of other Air Signs (Aquarius or Gemini) because they'll roll with their bullshit. They can really pull the wool over Scorpios for a while, but it'll end in tears.

Capricorns are kind of nuts but they will fuck the shit out of you and are basically good people. They generally have a lot of common sense too which I find appealing.

You want crazy get yourself a Leo Sun Pisces moon. Gross

Librans are intelligent and pragmatic kind souls who are very fair minded.

I've heard it said that the most unstable signs in the zodiac are Gemini, Sagittarius, Libra and Capricorn. I tend to think that's true. I tend to dislike Scorpios; they're so full of ego and arrogance. And Cancer; they don't seem too stable either.

Libra - fake as fake can be.

Gemini chick here. I agree with R151, we do have the ability to make strangers believe there is an intimate connection very quickly. As far as looks go, I am something of a drab, think Streisand in her What’s Up Doc years, but I have always punched above my weight in relationships. Scorpios and Arians are attracted to me for some reason but I settled down eons ago with a gorgeous Cancerian. Once a Gemini falls in love, we are true to you forever and you will never be bored , especially in the sack!

I'm rather fond of Capricorn men. Maybe it's just the beautiful bone structure.

I'm currently mixed up with a Scorpio and I'm getting tired of his constant "don't act like you don't know what you did to provoke my silence" glares and pouting. (Thanks to the poster who put that so succinctly. It's perfect!)

Pisces are narcissistic jerks.

Especially ones born on March 5, 1969.

I am a Scorpio and you better not be unfaithful or fuck me over. I am very smart and will get you. I am loyal, mysterious and very sexual but not a whore. I love mystery, science, art and am very intense. I over analyze everything. OBSERVANT. I miss nothing. I have impeccable taste in everything. I spot a fool or phony instantly.

Years ago an astrologer wrote a book on Sun Signs. He concluded that that of all the sun signs Capricorn were the most prone to mental illness, depression.

Well, my mother was a Capricorn and she was very I'll mentally. Ever since, I've kept an eye for Capricorn and inevitably, they exhibit a certain shall-we-say "oddity" - traits that manifest in anti-social behaviour, drug dependence issues and not very pleasant people to be around.

As for the rest of the posts (I haven't read them all) but I had a belly laugh about the poster who alluded to Cancers being like a Jewish mom "I'm okay I'll just sit here alone in the dark." I laughed and laughed at that. So true!

Scorpios are not very smart (I agree) but good in bed. So I got bored. Geminis wete as described duplicitous, moody which I found to be accurate. Leos are all about themselves 100% of the time which gets very tedious very fast.

Virgo are nice and neat and generally harmless. I worked for a Virgo and he'd come into the office first thing he'd do is stop in his tracks and stare at a painting on a wall and ask me if it was crooked? I held it together trying not to laugh. Next thing I know my Virgo boss pulls out a RULER and painstakingly measures the difference in slope to a precise number and fixed it. He was happy as could be after that was fixed and could get on with the 1,000 things urgently waiting for him to do.

Pisces again - another poster had me laughing - they can be fine one minute and then want to "pick a fight" the next minute. I had a good chuckle over that.

So what am I? Sagittarius of course. I had to laugh at some of the posts. Sneaky, manipulative - yes. But what was missed was intellectual - that is the main characteristic of the sign.

Thanks for the laughs everyone!!

r162 - Been involved with a Scorpio. My advice is drop him/her. Fast. Don't look back. It will only get worse. Save yourself.

R164. You forgot modest. Very, very modest. LOL!!

20/20 had a story years ago where an astrologer visited a classroom of adults in night school and she got each student's detailed birth information and would bring the results of their thorough astrological charts the next week. The next week, the astrologist gave each student the results of their charts and asked them to read them. They all began reading and quickly started nodding their heads and smiling and, when interviewed, each student said that the chart described them almost exactly, and they applauded her for being so accurate. The instructor then informed the class that they had each been given the same chart. They were all stunned. Then the instructor informed them that their chart was actually that of a serial killer. They were really stunned.

It was a great thing to watch unfold. Prior to watching, I had believed that there was something to astrology, although I wasn't that invested in it. But I've never given astrology another thought since seeing that all play out.

Astrology, really? I thought that generation had pretty much died out. I expected higher intelligence from DLer's.

.....

Of course horoscopes are all unscientific bullshit, but those Scorpios are BANANAS!

You can all fuck off with your Leo hate!

R172

Everything said above is TRUE. Astrology is a farce. And Libras are the worst.

I'm a big Cancer fan. Friends, a few exes, a sibling, my dad are Cancers and they're all chill, smart, funny, warm. Kind of insecure but in a humble way, not in a door mat//annoying way. Cancers I've had in bed were gods. I'm a Capricorn fwiw. I've never had a bad experience in personal or professional life, as far as I know, w a Cancer.

r165 practically every Capricorn I know has a drinking problem and seems depressed deep down. Also quite a few of them are involved in extra marital affairs which seems to add to their depression somehow. It's strange because they are such successful upstanding people for the most part. Flaws and all i still love them.

Scorpios ARE smart and very good at evaluating people, assholes or nice or neutral...we unfortunately put people in categories but are right all the time. You will not find a more loyal friend or intense lover and yet, while we admire beauty in men and other things, we are not the cheap sluts so many men are. Cancers are charming and attractive, but control freaks and kind of wimpy. Also cheap. Virgos are pretty and charming but are poor listeners not good in bed and nitpickers also very judgemental and have a vicious tongue! Gemini DOES have a split personality. Leo is impossible to get along with, drama queen, egotistical. There is a reason so many actors are Leo.

My Taurus hubby is just about perfect albeit slightly boring and anti-social but salt of the earth!

A lot of signs have unique characteristics, as is stated. But we are far more than or sun signs. Someone with a strong rising sign can be way more of that sign than their sun sign. That is the sign/face they show to the world. Also, people who are on the cusp, many times have way more of the characteristics of that sign than the sun sign they were born under... Hence a Sagittarius who is more of a homebody on the cusp of Capricorn , etc etc. If somebody seems like a very “ strong model “ of their sun sign, chances are they have another sign that is the same in their chart.

I'm Sag with Scorpio ascendant. It can be an interesting combination. Pisces moon I think so there's the sensitivity.

I used to read astrology books - it was popular in the 70s. But I grew out of it.

Yet having read this thread - I must admit there are some disturbing coincidences or descriptions which makes me wonder.

I've WW plenty of people on this thread you've got it right. There's no pride in me being a Scorpio. I'm willing to accept the judgments. I know that most people will consider me an asshole. My great love (an Aries) knows true love.

You lesser astrological bitches need to sit the fuck down. Whose sign is a LION? What is a LION? King of the jungle you dipshits. What are Leo’s supposed to act like? Lambs? GTFOH! Eat my ass bitches!!!! 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

r182 - Too much meth. Again.