Poor Chris Meloni

If he didn't do it he'd always wonder if he could have been a movie star.

If I had made as much as he did, I'd just retire and do fun stuff. Why do these actors always have to keep going? He could be traveling, doing cool charitable stuff, and still live off royalties and interest.

Ugly man. Should have stayed in law and order. Haha. Stupid and ugly.

Law and Order SVU premiered in September, 1999. That's EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO.

How many television shows make it 18 years?

He's a real idiot. But then again, people with huge egos are usually huge assholes, so it's no surprise.

Btw, Mariska pulls in $450,000 per episode. Per episode. She could phone it in, and make millions of dollars a year in salary.

Unbelieveable.

[quote]Instead, he pulled a David Caruso and left his comfy acting job for a "movie career," which totally flopped.

My God, he was on TWELVE seasons.....After a certain point the $$$ is probably no longer a motivator. I'd be BORED to fucking death too and eager to do new projects. And the residual money is probably fantastic. God knows he can afford some expensive real estate. And he's STILL HAF.

Caruso is a bad comparison because, believing his own hype, he left his show after only one season.

[quote] Ugly man

Agree. He looks like Bert from Sesame Street. I post that on every Meloni thread.

[quote] After a certain point the $$$ is probably no longer a motivator

For most actors, money is the ONLY motivator. Unless you have a huge ego.

And for the record, if you read the wiki article at R4, Chris Meloni left the show because of a "contract dispute," meaning that it WAS about money. At the time, both he and Mariska were making $400,000 an episode, which was about $10,000,000 per season.

Anyone who leaves a job like that over "money," is just plain old greedy.

And now look where he's at. SyFy channel.

It's so true, R6. I post it often too. I'm glad I'm not the only one that sees it.

He’s got a weirdly misshapen head

He probably banked enough money to be comfortable for the rest of his life so why not try something new that he always wanted to do?

Any job gets old after a while. He was on SVU for a long time, and made a lot of money doing it. He's set for life, so there's absolutely no shame in moving on to other projects.

[quote] He’s got a weirdly misshapen head

Like Bert from Sesame Street.

I give him credit for showing very nice peen and playing gay during his hottest period.

Anything else is gravy.

He needs to present hole on Happy! Although I don't think the show will last for more than one season. Most SyFy shows don't.

[quote]He’s got a weirdly misshapen head

Meloni is SERIOUSLY one of the hottest, masculine and sexual looking guys I've EVER seen. And DESPITE the receding hairline, the slightly close set eyes and long skull he's incredibly handsome. The imperfections , to me, make him PERFECT.

Say what you will about his looks but that bubble ass, nice dick and low hanging nuts are beyond reproach.

Where’s the Elias Koteas troll?

[quote] Meloni is SERIOUSLY one of the hottest, masculine and sexual looking guys I've EVER seen.

That’s what I don’t like about him.

Well that and the weirdly misshapen head.

and that ass....a national treasure

blah, ick, no thanks.

I think he is one of the hottest men ever to grace a television screen.

I'd rank him alongside Jon Bernthal.

He could back door Betty me all night long.

[quote] think he is one of the hottest men ever to grace a television screen. I'd rank him alongside Jon Berthnal.

They look like thugs. Common thugs.

I like his ass.

If you like men maximzed for sexual dimorphism then Meloni is about as far from female as one can get.

He's pretty much my ideal as far as I'm concerned.

[quote] I'd rank him alongside Jon Bernthal

Ha! Yet another "ACK-TORR" who thought he was too good for the television show he was on, and left WAY too early.

Walking Dead is eight seasons in, and Jon Bernthal is... nowhere.

He was the best in "OZ". I'd go to jail if he was me cell mate.

[quote]They look like thugs. Common thugs.

No.

Most thugs skate on the body.....but their looks are average at best.

Meloni's face alone gives me a hardon.

chris meloni is 16 years my junior, so any day before one of us departs this mortal coil, he can sit on my face, anytime and for as long as he wants

UHNNNNHH.....FUCK!

R15 are you looking at a different Chris Meloni? Cause this one is hideous. With a weirdly misshapen head like Bert from Sesame Street.

I love Chris. I could fuck him all day long.

I know just whatcha mean

God he is not aging well

R30.

Just Curious.

Post a pic of a guy you find ideal.

I just saw on the Amy Sedaris show and he's looking hot as fuck.

r25, Jon Bernthal is starring in his own series.

r24 & r27, we are of one mind on Meloni.

I was so in love with him on OZ . Vunerable,yet a murdering psychopath.Sigh,my kind of man.

[quote]I just saw on the Amy Sedaris show and he's looking hot as fuck.

And even in thick ranger pants that ass hasn't missed a beat.

SEXIEST.

SMILE.

EVER.

The funny thing is, so often a performer will leave the show which made them a star and not really achieve much after.

Mischa Barton?

He's coming back to SVU to end the series, last 3 or 4 episodes, I think. I bet Elliott and Oleebeeuh ride off into the sunset together with her annoying brat. That's the only reason I'm watching SVU this season.

It's threads like this that convince me half of you bitches are pedos.

pining for meloni's cock and ass is pedophilia.....please elaborate?

[quote] It's threads like this that convince me half of you bitches are pedos.

Why?

Pee-dohs

[quote]Why?

Anybody that can diss a piece of raw male sex like Meloni as being ugly is pining for 12 year old boys. Or guys who look like 12 year old boys.

I like his cock, ass, and balls despite his creepy misshapen head. But I have trouble separating him from his crazy Oz character for some reason.

R46, you obviously have not noted his weirdly misshapen head or the fact that he looks like Bert from Sesame Street.

we never saw bert's ass

R41 Where are you getting that from? SVU is not ending this season. It's a lock to be renewed.

Bert from Sesame Street is a hot piece of ass. I'd fuck him all day.

Check again r50. It's ending.

R52 Source, please? Here's a source for my claim that it will likely be renewed.

[quote]It's threads like this that convince me half of you bitches are pedos.

I wouldn't quite go THAT far but I do sometimes wonder about men who are more attracted to hypermasculinity and sexual dimorphism as opposed to men attracted to a "prettier" kind of guy.

For instance, is the man who likes the everyday,uber male look with the squarer jaw and fewer lush or refined features less likely to have had a heterosexual experience or desire than a man who prefers, what one may perceive as, more "feminine" characteristics such as pouty lips, high cheekbones and large,wide spaced eyes commonly found in top models?

Personally, I have never had an opposite sex experience or attraction and I typically find myself drawn to guys with more rugged, unambiguously"manly" looking faces like Meloni's.

You're an idiot, OP.

I can't wait till that ugly lawyer with the huge nose and bags under the eyes leaves. Every time I see him on my screen I flash on DeVito's penguin.

DAT ASS

A face I would fall in love with in an INSTANT.

Chris is many things but poor ain’t one of ‘em. Hot yes, poor no. He’s in a position where he can do what he wants and finds interesting. He was in that awful “Snatched” movie for some reason. Maybe he wanted to work with Goldie Hawn.

He needs to do something about those eyebrows, R58.

Eyebrow

He always came across as smug to me in pretty much everything I've seen him in. But still found him oddly sexy.

The Stabler character ran it's course, I think. The show was pretty bad his last few seasons (although that was on Neal Baer too) and the Danny Pino (who is very hot also) and Kelli Giddish revitalized the show somewhat. I quit watching around Season 15 though.

The misshapen head troll needs to drown himself and the pedo-accuser troll should douse itself in gasoline and light a match.

There's a pedo accuser troll in a Meloni thread? Whatever for?

According to internet sources (which are trustworthy, but only to a point) Meloni's net worth is somewhere between $25 and $35 million. Think about it.

Based on salary reports about L&O: SVU it makes sense. I doubt he ever made all that much money from feature films.

$25 and $35 million. There are A-list feature film actors working in superhero franchises who don't even compare. Let alone Meloni's castmates from OZ, etc.

The man can do exactly what he wants.

He's 56 years old, and has the rest of his life ahead of him.

But has he tweeted about David Cassidy?!

Fun fact : there are 9 occurences of the name Bert in this thread.

I agree there is nothing poor about Meloni. Bad choices in movies tho. The character he played in Superman was unnecessary and forgettable and it's been downhill ever since. I think he could've stayed in SUV longer but even without him SUV has managed to make do. I know I still watch it and never pine for his character coming back.

Ah well, as an earlier poster said he's a millionaire now. If he can leisurely take on projects here and there, more power to him. Plus this might give him avenue for more movie offers?

It's SVU, not SUV

I know the first show runner, who is gay. Chris is cool as fuck and made a fortune on SVU. He isn’t working because he has to.

He has a net worth of $30 million I don't think you will see him dumpster diving to support himself.

R71 I kind of just said that, right?

He can always come back to tv.

Piss off!

I want him in me, quite deeply.

I'd lick his shitter.

He could slap me around and rough fuck me to heaven.

And if Jon Bernthal joined in, I'd thank Jesus.

I just want to know whether or not he's really gay/bi. So many rumors, but they mostly date back to when he simply played gay on Oz.

R76 exactly, I want to know the same about him

Wow he looks like absolute shit in OP's post. Age can be a bitch.

So do the Sesame Street posters (or the one poster who then replies to himself on different devices) think their observation is funny? That is a serious question: do they honestly think we throw our heads back and laugh explosively?

He was dreamy on the show as the suburban dad whose wife goes back to school so he stays home with their son. So many fantasies.

Apparently OP has no idea about syndication residuals. SVU is on 24 hours a day.

"Poor" Chris Meloni?

[quote]Meloni and Williams still own a 3,000-square-foot apartment in Manhattan that’s been on and off the market since March 2012 at a variety of prices, from a high of $12 million down to $9.95 million; the family’s four-acre spread in bucolic New Canaan, Conn., was officially listed in June for $4.45 million, and is pending sale.

Jon Hamm

He looks terrible in OP's screenshot, but then he IS supposed to be playing a "degenerate ex-cop."

Still waiting, R52.

For all you guys dissing Meloni's looks, please post a pic of your ideal man.

WOW I just now saw he and I share same birthdate, although I am 4 years older..But yeah he is a 1percenter (looks wise)I

R81 I'm not the OP, but syndication residuals are very good earlier in the syndicated run, but eventually the residual check can just be for pennies. Not sure if Meloni's is that low yet, but at this point, I doubt he's getting all that much in residuals since his all his episodes have been shown probably hundreds of times by now.

He's the type of person who is nice to those who can do something for him and an asshole to those "lower" than him or he doesn't need anything from.

I think he's gorgeous. One of the hottest pieces of raw man meat to ever grace a television screen.

Just imagine him in standing in front of you like in the clip at R29 saying "come and get it." Sweet Jesus.

The kind of man who can tell a joke while making you cum.

Any rumors about him? Gay str8 or bi??????

Meloni has had a long and successful career. He can likely pick and chose his projects as he pleases. I'm not sure why he picked this one, but I'll give it a look.

R84, he's supposed to look that way in OP's pic. He's a down and out cop or detective or something in that one, so of course he looks down and out.

[quote]The misshapen head troll needs to drown himself and the pedo-accuser troll should douse itself in gasoline and light a match.

And triggered registered sex offenders like you? What should we do with them?

I'm sure Meloni's been with dudes before. Guessing he prefers girls.

I follow him on Twitter - very political and funny as hell. And a more gay-friendly straight dude you could never find.

only on DL could lust for middle aged hotmale chris meloni, draw the swarms of pedo loons.

I blocked the pedo accuser troll.

It’s obviously a frau and probably Poo Shoes, since she’s obsessed with pedophiles.

How do you know that about him, R89?

Do you have any more juicy insider gossip?

Please. Man is fine as hell. He's a little grizzled now in middle age, but still DILF-y.

I chatted with him briefly at a Fox party to promote a short lived sitcom he did called Surviving Jack.

He was a little guarded; it was a big press event, but he was nice and had a good sense of humor.

When I was leaving I wanted to say: "A mugger who was pushing old ladies down and grabbing their social security checks just walked because he wasn't read his rights. I don't like it anymore than you do, Detective Stabler! But that's the LAW!!!"

Lol R101.

Good thing you didn't say it. That might just have set him off into a fit of rage! Then he would have pounded you into the ground.

Never understood why people grudge an actor trying to break into movies. He didn’t make it but he would never have made it if he didn’t try.

R102, no, I think he would have laughed. But I was there in a professional capacity and wanted to conduct myself as such.

The impression I got is he knows what effect he has on people, especially gay guys and he's very cordial.

I follow his twitter and he seems like he has a sense of humor.

Plus, I came up to maybe his chin; I don't think he would have hit me ....

I can cum just looking at him on oz.

[quote] Every gay male

Not every.

[quote] only on DL could lust for middle aged hotmale chris meloni, draw the swarms of pedo loons.

Why do you think that is?

mental illness most likely, schizo, delusional, psychosis?

even if he wasn't hot as hell, i'd blow him just for this:

"Law & Order: SVU" alum Christopher Meloni eviscerated the new president on Tuesday, tearing into Trump over his plans to build a wall between the United States and Mexico.

In a profanity-laced tirade, the actor referred to Trump as a "f—ing d—."

The actor took pains to say that he was doing so "with all due respect."

"With all due respect – shut up u f—ing d—," Meloni tweeted. "Ur damaged goods and only Putin and idiots and brown Nosers believe in u."

He's just like Mariska that way, R89.

Mariska or her mother, R111?

[quote]I blocked the pedo accuser troll.

[bold]OH MY FUCKING GOD[/bold] however will I carry on?? Some random idiot queen has declared me unfit for the sparkling wit of Datalounge!

Only one thing to do - take shelter in a convent until I am deemed worthy of online scrutiny again.

*cracks gum, flounces out of room*

there is nothing sparking or witty about mental illness

[quote] there is nothing sparking or witty about mental illness

Especially inside a weird misshapen head.

[quote]He's the type of person who is nice to those who can do something for him and an asshole to those "lower" than him or he doesn't need anything from.

You just described 95% of the people in Hollywood.

Mariska and Raul are two of the biggest fakes on the set. Raul used to be okay, but he sort of bought into Mariska's holier than thou attitude, though he's nowhere near as bad as she is. I laugh because he's the one who bitches the most about some of his unhinged groupies. Chris could be an ass on set at times too but was usually personable. Pompus at times, but not too bad, sometimes a bit phony.

The others are great. Ice is genuine, and so were most of the others from days gone by; Wong, March and most especially Neal (whom Hargitay hated with the heat of 1000 suns) and Belzer back in the day, were all decent to deal with.

R117 is this first-hand information you have? Or friend of a friend stuff? Just curious. You don't need to be specific.

First hand.

Were you ever around Dean Winters r117? What was he like? I've had a huge crush on him sine Oz. I hope he's a nice guy.

He doesn't need the money so he can take on roles that are not mainstream and probably more of a challenge and more interesting for an actor.

Did you watch the trailer for Happy!, R121?

The show looks ridiculous. He's playing a former cop (oh, the irony), hallucinating that he's talking to a cartoon character.

I predict that this could be an epic flop. One for the history books.

The issue isn't that he wanted to become a movie star. It's that he left such a cushy job. And for what?

Dean Winters was a decent guy too. He got along well with everyone, not a diva, very pleasant, respectful. He and Meloni got along well, were "guys guys" together. Both gay friendly. Oh, forgot to say, probably one of the nicest people anyone could ever meet anywhere was Bobby Burke (Tucker), great guy and very silver foxy, especially in person.

Thanks r123. That makes me happy to hear.

It's 2017, r116, we don't excuse bad behavior/power trips anymore. Hollywood ain't standing for that shit anymore. People will now be called out for it.

Who was the "Neal" who Mariska hated? Diane Neal or Neal Baer? And why?

R116, you're so wrong.

It's more like 98%.

Diane Neal, R126.

Diane got along with everyone and everyone loved her. I'd say she was probably one of the most well liked cast member at the time. The crew especially liked her since she treated them all like humans and she joked around with them, made an effort to learn everyone's names (even extras). I wasn't there to hear it myself but the scuttlebutt was that Hargitay was jealous.

R128, I don't know specifics here, but yes, I can see if you're not a nice person and you see someone being nice to the whole crew even the extras, then that not nice person is going to not be nice to the nice.

Chris and Patti LuPone.

R122 I never said all of his decisions were right I said he has the luxury of making choices. We all make bad decisions occasionally.

we do, and extreme wealth can greatly cushion the results of doing so, most are not that fortunate.

He’s really not all that.

He squints and calls it acting.

he didn't "squint" with those beefy ass cheeks. whether "acting" or not, he opened them wide and won a life long loyal following

Meloni and Lee Tergeson were such a hot couple.

He's what's known as a "thicc [sic] daddy."

The scenes with Meloni and Tergeson were always so fucking hot.

What was Danny Pino like, insider?

R117/R128 is Ice-T.

R126 Neal Baer is pretty awesome.

Im in love with this guy, incredible, what a sexy daddy

'cuse me.....sexy lad

He's got a mal-shaped head.

and a perfectly shaped ass

He has the Classic Frankenstein Forehead.

All he need is a pair of neck bolt love handles to grab on to.

Hee Hee!!

[quote]I'm not the OP, but syndication residuals are very good earlier in the syndicated run, but eventually the residual check can just be for pennies. Not sure if Meloni's is that low yet, but at this point, I doubt he's getting all that much in residuals since his all his episodes have been shown probably hundreds of times by now.

Whenever a show starts up on anther network like SVU is now on ION, they get paid. ION doesn't get the series for free.

Meloni and Tergesen at the GLAAD Awards 2000 when they kissed onstage. Perhaps it was pandering to the audience, but it was still hot

Wish I had seen that!

r123 What about DL fave Andy Karl?

My buddy used to see Meloni at the Gold's gym on 54th. Sadly, my friend said he never showered there. His billion dollar apartment was nearby, so I guess he just went straight home. :-(

Another friend of mine was on an episode of L&0 about 15 years ago. He still gets residuals from it, he said it's about $400 a year. That was for a end-credit billed guest star on a single episode. I know it's not much, but for a star of a show that was in years of episodes, it could be a nice little income for an average person.

That's exactly why I need to get my SAG card, R151.

I need a nice residuals check to come in ever year, after appearing on one episode of a hit show.

That would be so awesome.

[quote]He has the Classic Frankenstein Forehead.

Baby, once I get past the rest of him I'll let you know what I think about his forehead.

Can you imagine being a little kid in the 70s or 80s and having a major crush on a hot guy in a network series like Meloni only to discover that years before he was naked and having gay sex scenes on some other show and the pix and video are just a quick search away?

I mean, when I was that age I had to STEAL a Playgirl when I heard Glenn Morrissey from Emerald Point N.A.S. was going to be featured. And then after all that he didn't even show cock!

Internet age kids don't realize how GOOD they have it!

Casting couch days

R155, was that from The Fanelli Brothers or something like that? He looked better with hair that covers that weird, misshapen head.

I actually think he looks better with a little bit of balding.

He looks more masculine, which is a huge turn on.

Chris Meloni is one in a million....a man who actually looks BETTER with age and hair loss.

I actually think he looks better with a lot of hair.

He looks more feminine, which is a huge turn on.

His ass would be my last meal, if I had to pick.

"He looks more feminine, which is a huge turn on. "

Go back to your femme tranny threads.

He doesn’t even look feminine in this.

I lost track of SVU after some seasons, so could someone tell me why Stabler left the SVU? Did he remain a copy and move to a different unit or quit all together? What was the reason he gave?

I seem to remember he and his wife were separated, but then back together? Was that the cause?

Can a regular viewer fill me in?

Olivia without Stabler is just too much.

That should be "cop", not "copy".

[quote]I actually think he looks better with a lot of hair.

I agree, so let's ADD some.

Oh yes,

POOOR Chris Meloni.

Famous, rich and HOT as FUCK.

I'd call the suicide hotline if I were him.

Ha, R166. I was just about to post something like that.

Poor, poor Chris Meloni. Won't someone think of the rich, famous, successful, talented, handsome actors?

Be sure to attend our Chris Meloni pot luck next Tuesday at the DL fallout shelter. Let's all be there to show our support for poor down-trodden Chris. He needs our support now more than ever.

R167, it’s a soupluck not a potluck.

pot lick?

Just watched the first episode of Happy and it's suprisingly good for a SyFy show. It's a bit like Who Framed Roger Rabbit on steroids (though Happy is the only cartoon character so far). Very violent and brutal, hot guys (the four brothers who get shot).

Violent comedy, darkly odd and funny. I'm sold.

Lots of almost butt sightings when Meloni wore the hospital gown. They're flirting with us.

[quote] It's a bit like Who Framed Roger Rabbit on steroids

It’s not like Bert and Ernie on steroids?

Sounds horrendous.

There's nothing worse when the Eldergays get shirty and start defending their bit of tv land rough.

He's a washed up b list actor. His wealth isn't going to last forever if he isn't bringing in decent money. Houses don't pay the rates and upkeep themselves.

Likewise with residuals. They are finite and decrease with every viewing of every episode

First episode of Happy was good. I didn’t think I’d like it.

This is how I'd want him looking up at me as I rode that pole.....

He's sexier on his worst day than most guys are on the best day of the prime of their lives.

I lent him the top to my thermos flask and he never returned it. He's shallow....that's what he is....

R152, I did ONE talk show appearance to promote a book; when I got there I asked if there was payment (not that I wouldn't stay!) and they said only if you're union.

I said I was and it's a thrill when a few tiny residual checks have come here and there.

I can't imagine what it'd be like to land a series and do a bunch of guest spots in other years and have some regular money coming in after a job is gone.

What? Residuals for a talk show appearance? No.

"Happy" looks pretty good. Meloni always seemed he was more interested in doing off-beat stuff when he off from SVU, as far from Stabler as he could get.

Youthful ass.

Poor Chris still bawls his eyes off every day on his way to the bank.

Chris Meloni is so fucking hot. Recently, I watched old clips of “Oz” and I was so sexually mesmerized by his character Chris Keller. I’d be on my back in 10 seconds and he could pound every cavity in body.

Happy! is one of the strangest shows on television right now.

I think I'd like it so much more without the cartoon character horse, which I find annoying.

Between all of the violence, swearing, and just overall weirdness, I don't know what to make of the show.

Not sure if the show is "trying too hard," or if it's just the most bizarre thing ever.

Well, you'll always have "Two Broke Girls" reruns, R185.

i hvae tried and tried to get people to watch Happy! , and have had no luck. it is so damn good, funny, weird and comedy blood by the buckets. loved the chainsaw scene in the last episode. where else can you watch spraying blood while laughing your ass off.

and the imaginary friends support group was amazing!

Hes been in the business forever and has consistently worked....he was so hot when he was younger.....

I loved the premiere episode where you could see glimpses of his wonderful monster ass peeking out every now and then from the split in the back of his hospital gown. And then in episode two, he takes it off and squats down before slipping on some pants, and we get another glimpse of that ass while the two guys standing behind him marvel at his low hangers. Take me now, Meloni!!

His previous show, UNDERGROUND, was critically acclaimed and had a 2 season, 20 episode run from 2016-2017. He was even hot as an underground slave catcher.

He used to have a headfull of thick hair...

The guy’s worked consistently since leaving SVU, doing films and tv. He even reprised his role in the Netflix revival of Wet Hot American Summer.

R189 That's a sexy fucking shot right there, blood and all.

I'll watch the first episode right now.

Even with that big, powerful body, he can do a full split. Imagine the possibilities.

Imagine the smell

Imagine the smell...

I would trace his penile raphe with my tongue from the glans all the way down and back to his anus.

Didnt we all,R191.

Leaving law and order after 12 seasons isn't stupid. The residuals are probably ridiculous. actors get bored on shows also. Juliana M was offered $27 mil for one last season of ER and couldn't bring herself to do it.

Plus he was in a poisition to continue making awesome $ acting in other stuff. Plus it's not really $10 mil per season in the bank. More like 4 mil after taxes and agents and lawyers. In addition to residuals at over $1 mil per year and new acting work he was also in the position to start a new series as a Star. That can be far more lucrative than what he would have Earned on SVU.

He would make many a top go bottom.

[quote] Leaving law and order after 12 seasons isn't stupid. The residuals are probably ridiculous. actors get bored on shows also.

Speaking of which, I noticed that here, in Canada, only the pre-2007 and post-2013 seasons are in syndication or available to stream. I'm just wondering why that's the case? Not that those missing seasons were really good, but there were occasional episodes that would be worth seeing again.

I don't know Op, he must have made enough money from it. I can understand wanting to stretch as an actor and play a different role. He left after years, it's got to be almost like some 9-5 cube job, same shit every day.

Mariska on the underhand, although I love her is limited as an actress. She likely knew this and just kept the check coming in.

R180, I was surprised a check came. I have no idea what other markets the show is seen or maybe it was a rerun but yeah, I got a residual check. I'm SAG AFTRA; otherwise, no money.

His balls hang too low.

[quote]He used to have a headfull [sic] of thick hair...

He lost the hair but kept the big dick.

Meloni’s melons

Meloni has some beautiful melons.

Do they change as he gets older?

I'm curious what his luscious butt looks like now.

He is one of those few men who REALLY do get sexier as they age. He was a fuckable piece of ass as a young man, but damn if he doesn't keep getting hotter with age. Who cares about his thin hair (I agree, it adds to his "manliness") - this Adonis "dad" stud just exudes SEX and I want to shove my tongue so far up his hole that I can lick his tonsils.

[quote]I'm curious what his luscious butt looks like now.

You’re lookin’ at it. That pic at R206 is from his new show “Happy!”.

He was naked again on tonight's episode of Happy!... and got fucked with a dildo too.

OMG! I totally have to watch it on demand.

I used to think he was the epitome of hotness when oz was on but I think my type is a little different these days. I haven't posted anything negative about him in this thread or that he looks like a sesame street character...but his face isn't necessarily that much more masculine than other men who I'd consider more handsome. For example, Kevin Costner is hotter to me. I can give you a laundry list but I don't feel like having my taste ripped apart by Meloni fangurls. I am just pointing out that your pedo theories are bizarre and wrong.

It's already the season finale of his show.

How were the ratings? Not good, I'll bet.

It was just renewed for a Season 2 today, R213.

YAY!!!!

Season 2

I watched Oz two years ago and he was great in it.

Watched it? I'm LIVING it, puddin' pop!