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Gay YouTuber becomes mayor of Hell, Michigan, bans straight people from town

Gay YouTube comedian Elijah Daniel embarked on a short political career when he became mayor of Hell, Michigan and then was impeached a few hours later for banning straight people from the town.

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by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2018 5:13 AM

[quote]“Growing up, I was always told that homosexuals would go to Hell,” Daniel’s proclamation reads. “Now the heterosexuals are trying to take that from us too.”

[quote]“I am establishing new vetting measures to keep radical heterosexuals out of our town,” Daniel continued. “We want to ensure that we are not admitting into our town the very heterosexual threats we are fighting against. The straights coming into our town procreating, having more straight children to take our rightfully gay jobs. We only want to admit those into our town who will support our town and love deeply our people. I currently feel as if it would just be safer to ban all heterosexuality until we can access the situation further and build a strategy to resolve our problem.”

by Anonymousreply 1November 25, 2017 12:15 AM

Isn't he a clever bottom.

by Anonymousreply 2November 25, 2017 3:14 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 3November 25, 2017 4:20 PM

I love this kid.

by Anonymousreply 4May 25, 2018 4:58 AM

Well, somebody had to try to ban them!

They're everywhere!

by Anonymousreply 5May 25, 2018 5:05 AM

I love that this is out there. I love the thinking and I hope it catches on and more gay people come out as wanting to get away from from or separate from straight people and the gay people who adore them.

by Anonymousreply 6May 25, 2018 5:08 AM

Go, straight, FROM Hell!

by Anonymousreply 7May 25, 2018 5:13 AM
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