I'm a total bottom, ask me anything

Do your tops ever strike oil and if so, how do you handle that?

If tops are the ones blowing their loads into the bottoms does that make the tops the bottom feeders of society?

How do you prepare? Full-on Fleet enema every time? I'm not much of a bottom, but I'm always nervous bc an accident would be a huge mood killer for me.

What's your annual income?

Do you file the 1040 EZ or the long form?

Do you not eat when you know you’re going to have a marathon session or orgy?

Why no guts to go full on tranny ?since u are one inside obviously!

Coin slot or rosebud?

How do you cope with twice-daily penetration?

Do vegan bottoms douche or do they just clean themselves up with a cob of corn and some birch twigs first?

R1 - it only happened once and that was first time ever. I didn't know any better.

R3 - Full fiber diet and a wash cloth. Enemas rarely.

R4 - $87,000 annually with bonuses... EZ

R5 - Full fiber

R7 - Coin slot

R8 - I've never had an issue

R9 - N/A

How deep have you gone?

Do versatile guys or total tops fuck the best? What’s been your experience with both and which do you prefer?

[quote][R7] - Coin slot

Dime slot or toonie slot?

Any DP or Lucky Pierre experiences?

Bare or safe?

Does a little turd ever slip out? Smoosh it and use it for lube.

Is anal really pleasurable, or does it hurt like hell?

Ever have a messy little "accident" down there?

What's your advice for guys who would like to enjoy bottoming but haven't? It's never done anything for me but I want to experience the pleasure a lot of bottoms seem to love.

Does size make a difference?

When you're getting penetration. Do you get wet and creamy back there? Because I do. And it seems to really turn the top on. They become even harder and more excited.

R11 - I'm going to need you to clarify the question. Are you asking me what's the biggest cock I've ever taken?

R12- I prefer total tops, but that is my experience and not meant to imply or suggest anything else. I've found versatile guys to be 'less than truthful' and I'll leave it at that.

R13 - Nickel

R14 - I've been DP'd three times. Lucky Pierre doesn't really do anything for me.

R15 - Depends on the situation

R17 - I find it to be one of the greatest of all pleasures. In my opinion, if it hurts then you're not doing it right.

R18 - My very first time, because I was inexperienced and didn't know any better and was more or less taken.

R19 - Don't force yourself to do something that you're not enjoying. Maybe you're not meant to bottom and that's okay. If you still want to try, get a dildo. Practice on yourself and at your own pace. But I can't stress enough that some guys just don't bottom or don't "get it" or will not receive any pleasure from it. We're all different and our bodies and what gets us off are different. You find what brings you pleasure. As for size, I prefer thick. Skinny dicks don't really do anything for me. I've had beasts inside me and litle teeny tiny dicks and I believe a good bottom can make any dick work, so size really doesn't make a whole lot of different. The secret is getting into the top's head and knowing how to use your hole.

What is a "full fiber" diet -- you eat nothing but fiber?

Does all that anal give you hemorrhoids?

do you use a silicone based lube or something more natural

[quote]What's your advice for guys who would like to enjoy bottoming but haven't? It's never done anything for me but I want to experience the pleasure a lot of bottoms seem to love.

He lies down.

You sit on it.

That is the introductory bottom position giving you maximum control over how he enters you.

Does a big thick one hurt less than a small one?

even when he uses a condom and says he'll pull out before and he swears he's negative and doesn't 'look it' (whatever that may mean), how do you fully enjoy it knowing it's a away to get HIV?

[quote]Does a big thick one hurt less than a small one?

Yes.

Did you ever find my car keys that fell inside you last week?

[QUOTE] I prefer total tops, but that is my experience

Do you like them to call you names like faggot cock slut, be rough, not kiss, and not even say goodbye? Are you into brahs just being brahs?

When and how do you like to cum OP?

Have you had anal (prostate) orgasms? As a separate thing or in conjunction with cumming with your dick?

Do you like arseplay as well?.

[quote]What is a "full fiber" diet -- you eat nothing but fiber?

How old are you? Where do you find your tops? Is it harder for you to find tops the older you become?

Do you just eat foods with a lot of fiber or do you take supplements too? You're being unhelpfully vague and WE WANT ANSWERS!

not OP here, but I take magnesium pills that help; I take one brand 3 before night with a lot of water. If I take 4 or 5 (which I used to) I freakin' explode in the morning (no accidents ever).

It can make me feel 10 lbs. lighter after a few days.

I do think there's so much junk trapped in our bodies and we don't get it out properly.

I love bottoms who take the time to clean. They are awesome!

Is this whole top and bottom demarcation an American thing? I am an English guy and was a major slut from the late eighties to early noughties and I can honestly say I have never had a discussion with anyone as to whether they were top or bottom. Why are you a bottom - what is psychologically going on for you that you couldn't fuck someone? The thing I have always loved about gay sex - and I have had plenty of straight sex too - is that being with another man is a meeting of equals. For me straight fucking always had an inherent power imbalance. One of the things I have loved about having sex with men is fucking them with the thought that any second they could roll me over and fuck me right back. It's not a judgemental thing -I honestly don't understand why people would be so quick to strait-jacket themselves into these roles.

R37, a lot of it has to do with daddy issues and how successful a guy was in making male friends in developmental stages.

R37, I've met plenty of Europeans who prefer to bottom, including the English. If you're on a social app like Scruff, you'll see this for yourself.

How many fists at a time?

Has anyone ever breached your 2nd pussy?

R38 It's R37 - So do men who identify as exclusively tops or bottoms also consider themselves to be more or less masculine with the roles they take on? Does a top look down on a bottom for being fucked?

R20 - I'm not sure that is what you're asking, but I do not get wet and creamy.

R22 - I eat foods high in fiber, no red meat. A lot of fish, vegetables, and fruits and I eat small portions so clean up has never been a big deal.

R23 - I've never had them.

R24 - I used Boy Butter water based lube

R26 - I prefer thick cocks. I truly believe that sex does not hurt when it is being done properly.

R27 - I'm not really sure what you're asking. Am I afraid of getting HIV?

R29 - N/A

R30 - I love rough play and name calling, but I really just prefer someone who wants to fuck and who can fuck well. I am not into anything fetishy or clingy guys. I prefer them to say goodbye, so I will know they are gone. I really don't care about kissing. If kissing is your thing then I'll do it, but if you're looking for romance then I am not your guy.

R31 - I prefer to jack off after the top has come, I'm very specific about that. Yes, I have had anal orgasms. They are mindblowing, but very rare for me. As for assplay, I will do whatever... except fisting.

R33 - I am 27. Grindr, Scruff, Parties, Clubs. I've never had trouble finding anyone to fuck me. But am well aware that the clock is ticking.

R34 - I eat a high fiber diet. Fruits, veggies, whole grains. I also eat lots of fish. I don't take any supplements at this time. For breakfast I will eat a banana or a piece of toast. For lunch an apple and a salad. Dinner is whatever moves me. I don't eat fast food.

R37 - I have had sex with many Europeans who have described themselves as tops, so I don't think it's an American thing. I am a bottom becuase that is what I like. I don't have the desire to top nor am I going to force myself to do something that I would not enjoy and would probably be really bad at. You have your thing and I have mind and the world keeps spinning.

R38 - Don't have any issues with my Father and have many male friends. Close friends.

R40 - I applaud those who do it, but it's not my thing.

R41 - Since I am male, I don't even have a first pussy, let alone a second one.

R42 - I am male. I don't want to be anything but male. I just like getting fucked. I don't think I'm feminine because I bottom, that sounds like some antiquated old wives tale bullshit.

R39. I am 51 - an elder gay. I never met anyone to fuck through an app. Does Scruff work by fax? I am not claiming the English are never like it just being honest about my experience and it always seemed to me that it was a very American thing. I alway think Americans are more polished in giving a resume of themselves in areas other than sex too. Much clearer about who they are. Maybe this is just a sexual extension of that.

R37. I think Americans like things defined clearly. The one thing I have always observed about Americans is they cannot stand Nuance or gray. Everything is defined.

That is why when you hear someone is BI, they are often mocked as really Gay. The top and bottom is freakishly defined as well it seams. Nearly every porn movie shows if you like rimming a guy you will generally end up being the top and fuck them. If eagerly suck cock, then you are a bottom.

In real life I really have never seen this. But in America it seems derigieur. You can apply this to their politics as well. If you agree with an issue that others disagree with, you must really be a hypocrite, because if you believe a certain way, how can you think differently on other issues.?

Mind you I love Americans and sometimes it is easier just to fit the mould, but personally I have been a person who is Grey and hate being pigeon holed.

Do you like when tops call your hole a "pussy"?

At what age did you realize you only wanted to take it up the ass?

Who was the best fuck you had?

Smell my asshole!

R42

RE: "Does a top look down on a bottom for being fucked?"

Depends on the top's position.

R43 It's interesting when I asked about feeling more or less masculine in the roles one assumes that you immediately talked about being not being feminine. We're talking about men and our masculinity here - femininity didn't come into it. It isn't just one or the other. Obviously you enjoy being fucked. But fuckng someone isn't an unpleasurable experience so is there something psychologically that would block you from assuming that role?

OP, i'm asking if you're afraid to get HIV

At what age did you realize that you like trolling message boards, op?

[QUOTE] but if you're looking for romance then I am not your guy

= self hatred

Can you hold your feces?

What's the best method for douching? Something fast and easy.

“ I don't take any supplements at this time. For breakfast I will eat a banana or a piece of toast. For lunch an apple and a salad. Dinner is whatever moves me.”

Are you really skinny OP? How tall are you? That’s very little to eat. Where are you getting calcium, vitamin D, etc.? Don’t neglect your bones!

R46 - If a top needs to call my hole a pussy then more power to him. but I've only encountered that once or twice. My first time getting fucked was when I was 13 and was pretty much hooked from that moment on. The best fuck I ever had was this Puerto Rican guy who bussed tables at this restraurant I worked at in LA. Up until that point I had only been with white guys. He was my age and it was the most insane sex that I ever had. I still think about it and get chills. It was so fucking good.

R49 - Fucking someone would not be pleasurable to me. I'm not really sure what else I need to say.

R50 - No, I am not afraid of getting HIV. I take the proper precautions and leave it at that.

R52 - Not really. I love myself just fine. I'm just notsomeone who is trying to find a deep, human connection on a dating app. I have nothing against people who do find their forever on Grindr or whatever but it won't be me.

R53 - I'm not sure I understand the question.

R54 - If I need to douce, I use an enema bulb.

R55 - I am naturally skinny. I'm 6'1. it sounds like a little, but I eat until I'm full. I like milk and real orange juice. My one vice is ginger ale. I'd love an IV drip of ginger ale.

Are you on PrEP?

Do you also love to suck cock or is it all just about the fucking?

Are you an active/ power bottom or do you just lie there?

I bet you shit all over the place!

[quote]The best fuck I ever had was this Puerto Rican guy who bussed tables at this restraurant I worked at in LA. Up until that point I had only been with white guys.

Do you mostly have sex with Latino guys now?

Have you ever used drugs like meth or E to enhance your pleasure?

Have you ever had guys pee in your ass?

Describe your double penetrations.

Prolapsed much, OP?

What STDs have you had?

R57 - Not at this time.

R58 - I love to suck cock also.

R59 - I've been called a power bottom

R61 - No.

R62 - Other than a little weed every now and again, I'm not big into drugs.

R63 - I've had a guy pee ON my ass, not in my ass.

R64 - Do you want me to describe the act or the guys or what?

R65 - Everything is still where it should be.

R66 - I've never had any.

What happened on The Young and the Restless yesterday?

Do you like flavored ginger ale or the original flavor?

Have you ever been groped by Al Franken?

Would you ever try a ginger ale enema?

Are you always this much of a loser ?

Are we there yet?

If you're not on Prep, do you use condoms? You said you take the appropriate steps

R68 - I don't know, but I do remember watching Passions when I was a kid. Is that still on? Did they ever get Sheridan out of that hole? And what about Timmy and Tabatha?

R69 - Just regular og ginger ale.

R70 - To the best of my knowledge, I have not been groped by the Senator.

R71 - Probably not

R72 - Only on holidays when I'm the freak who has to work on the Friday after Thanksgiving.

R73 - Just a little bit longer

R74 - Appropriate steps equals condoms.

Do you wear a sideparted undercut and a beard? Do you think that makes you look less gay?

6’1” and how many pounds, OP? Your diet sounds like an eating disorder.

Do you know how to ride a bike?

R76 - I do not.

R77 - 152#

R78 - Yes.

You were thoroughly fucked by a Puerto Rican. How about by a Dominican? How much diversity have deeply ravished your holes?

Also, do you plan to tour?

Are you a shopbottom?

How's the weather down there?

Are you a gay homosexual?

How do you tie a necktie?

What’s your social security number and your mothers maiden name?

Do you use condoms?

How old were you when your father left you and your mom for good?

R87, he said he has no daddy issues.

Time to douche out the lies on this thread!

LIE #1: r21's claim that he had a messy accident "only once." At least half your anal experiences will result in Santorum, even when you clean out. Although enemas are preferable, sometimes the water doesn't completely leave your digestive tract in time for squeaky clean sex.

LIE #2: r38's claim / bigoted projection that bottoms were "unsuccessful in making male friends in developmental stages."

PROVE IT. Please link to the scientific Journal with a peer-reviewed, scientific study that proves bottoms didn't have any male friends at which ages; then explain all the tops and straight guys who didn't have male friends or bonds as kids.

R89, I don't think that shit (no pun intended) makes you a bottom.

All that stuff makes you gay!

Dear Oracle-Bottom, I’m dreaming of a white Christmas this year. Will it snow?

Who's fucked you the best in terms of race?

Please consider using PrEP.

I know too many bottoms who begin to allow cocks without condoms up their asses when really horny of the top insists.

Describe the situations and the guys in your DPs

Are you going to finish that sandwich?

[quote]I do think there's so much junk trapped in our bodies and we don't get it out properly.

You think wrong. That is not how your body works at all, and if it were so you would get an infection, be in excruciating pain, and die in a few days. Don't be "intuitive" about health/nutrition, or get your info from hysterical mommyblogs and vitamin-huckster anti-vaxx sites!

Are you prepared for a Depends future?

I like Oracle Orifice myself, but Oracle-Bottom is probably more accurate.

If you had to choose one over the other?

Bottoming or Ginger-Ale?

Have you ever farted while having sex?

I am 26 and never had sex. Will my fun gay life really be over soon??

Have you ever shit on a dick?

For you bottoms-in-pain fans, a new thread.

I'm curious why the bottom' s discomfort so often increases the top's pleasure. It's not just psychological (dominance) but physical as well. It's like the asshole is milking the cock.

[quote]For you bottoms-in-pain fans, a new thread.

I hate rapists and rapey S&M types.

Well good for you, OP. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your hole.

R103 It's certainly not rape if it's consensual. Different strokes...

R96, I'll do more research, but...I don't poop as often as I think I should, I'll tell you that.

Elvis had 60lb of impacted fecal matter when he died

R108, thanks.

I got a bug a few years ago (it was either a from some adjacent rimming I did, stupid, I know; or an unclean ladle at a Soup Plantation -type place; okay, it was SP); anyway, I pooped so much I lost 20 lbs in a month, unhealthy. Had zero appetite.

It was horrendous. I wanted to die. I was scared it wasn't going to stop.

But I got skinny.

It’s not ‘rapey’ rapey, R104

R80 - Yes, I've had a Dominican guy and it was also very good. I have had mostly white guys, but I've had sex with with a couple of black guys and a Korean guy. He identified as Korean, but I think his Father was white. I don't plan to tour in the near future.

R81 - No.

R82 - It is currently about 80 degrees here.

R83 - Yes, I am gay and homosexual.

R84 - My Dad taught me, but you can always go on YouTube. Lots of great instructional videos there. Just type in how do I tie a necktie.

R85 - N/A

R86 - About 98% of the time

R87 - My Mom and Dad are still together and have been married almost 30 years. Which reminds that I have to talk to my brother and sister about that.

R89 - I think it depends on what you consider messy.

R91 - I'm afraid that I cannot answer that without a little help from weather. com

R92 - Based only on the partners that I've had, I would say for consitency sake it's white guys.

R93 - I have and I probably will. It is just a matter of when.

R94 - First time was in college with a boyfriend and his fuck buddy from back home. (All white and we were all either 19 or 20) Second time was at a party, right after I moved to LA (It was a pool party at a producers house that turned into a sex party, it was with one older white guy and another guy who was probably late 20s). Third time was with my then boss and his boyfriend (both were in their 40s).

R95 - Peace and blessings be with you in this season of Thanksgiving, Darfer Orphan.

R97 - I don't believe in old wives' tales.

R98 - Whatever works.

R99 - Bottoming.

R100 - Yes.

R101 - No. Life is about choices. Your 'fun gay life' will be over when you want it to be over.

R102 - My very first time.

R105 - The same to you, cutie.

Dear r103,

Most people, top or bottom, don't want to inflict pain and suffering on their sex partner. Yes, there's S&M where that is deliberated. But most S&Mers are careful and conscious of what they're doing.

The garden variety top will stop what he's doing and not enjoy a bottom who cries in terrible pain, bucks or won't take the dick handily.

I even had a top fuckbuddy tell me he couldn't enjoy sex with me because I was groaning and growling in agony into the pillow. So don't assume everybody is sadistic.

Personally, I prefer bottoms who are filled with joy and elation when you fuck them. The kind of guy who lights up and welcomes more.

r111 what did you and your partner do after you shat on him?

Do you assume (and maybe even welcome) you will get HIV sometime because it's just makes bottoming more convenient?

When you DP'd did you use condoms?

It's just tough to get the mechanics right if both guys are wearing condoms

Tell us most about the party at the producer's house that became a sex party.

How did you get invited? Are you in show business? Did you know it was going to become a sex party?

Ever engage in surprise anal?

What's the craziest place you've had sex?

What's the hottest sexual encounter you've ever had?

When have you had the most men ever fuck you in one day-- sex party? Bathhouse? And how man men was it?

Have you ever been the sole bottom for a bunch of tops?

Do you prefer cut or uncut?

Do you like reading?

Are you a religious man? What kind of work do you do? What do you like to do for entertainment when you're not bottoming?

Have you ever tried cauliflower rice? If so, does it really taste like regular rice?

R113 - I was young when it happened and it was my first time. It wasn't like it was a complete crime scene back there. I cleaned up and that was that. The next time we did it, I was ready and it has never happened again.

R114 - No, I do not want or hope that I get HIV.

R115 - I did not use condoms the first time I was DP'd. Condoms were used every other time.

R116 - To be perfectly honest, I got invited because I was 22, but looked much younger. When I first moved out here, I made friends with a kid who worked with some people and it was his job to keep the flow of young and pretty coming, in addition to his duties as a gayceptionist. I work with the industry. I was told that these parties typically ended in lots of people having sex, but it was up to me what I did with that. I was also told that it was a good place to meet people and that person was right. It has how I got my current job, from a connection at that party.

R117 - Yes. I used to wake up with my ex fucking me all the time.

R118 - The Shakey's on Santa Monica. I've already answered the hottest sexual encounter. It was this Puerto Rican dude that changed was the most insane sex that I have ever had. Most men in one day was probably 3 or 4. But that was like I met a guy the night before, he spent the night and we fucked that morning. Then I went out that nigth and hooked up or something. The DPs were the closest that I've come to any group stuff. Even at the few sex parties that I've gone to, I usually end up with just one guy. I have never pulled a train.

R119 - Aesthically I like the look of an cut cock. It's just me being typical, boring whitebread American. And if I were being totally honest I would say that I prefer cut for oral. But for fucking, cut or uncut. As long as it's hard, it's good.

R120 - I do. I am currently rereading some of the classics. They say you should do that at different stages in your life because the books take on a different meaning. So that's what I'm doing right now.

R121 - No I am not religious. I'm more or less agnostic. I think organized religion is slowly killing us. Without going into details, I recommend and reject. I read. I hang out with my friends. I like to run and hike and bike. I like tennis and my kickball league. I love old movies from the 30s and 40s. I also like taking classes. I really like Datalounge.

R122 - I have and it's okay, but it's not really rice.

Will it give you a rice fix? Also, can you do a split on a dick?

OP, I like you. You are a great sharer.

What do you do for work? Like give us a job title or function and what kind of company you work for.

And your income? <50K $50-75K 75-100K 100-150K 150+?

How did you discover Datalounge?

[quote]Without going into details, I recommend and reject.

Script readers are the shop bottoms of Hollywood.

OP you are helping to eliminate bottom shaming at the DL. Props!

[QUOTE] I am currently rereading some of the classics

Are you finding ‘Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret’ to be as profound as it was the first time?

Do you prefer a chocolate, a vanilla or a strawberry milkshake?

Have you ever been bound and gangbanged?

OP, are you traveling to Philadelphia in the near future? I’m a top with big, thick cock and I want to pound your ass.

Do you hate it when anyone tries to suck you?

Do you maintain a hard-on when you're getting fucked?

How often do you get fucked?

How do you mainly meet men- Grindr?

Please answer yes to R135

Are you a good kisser?

Do you think Shawn Mendes is a total bottom as well? Other celebrities you think are total bottoms?

What’s the square root of 69?

What's your favorite position? Why?

Did u ever accidentally shit the bed after getting fucked up the ass?

Do you ever sit on / fuck those orange traffic cones?

^ show a little respect, cunt

Fuck you cunt @ R143. OP said ANYTHING. So I went there.

OP what detergent do you recommend to remove those heavy biological stains after a night of fun ?

Do you know Kris Jenner? And if so. Are you her assistant? You seem like you work for Kris Jenner!

Do you enjoy the music of Chaka khan?

Does your self-deception run to you thinking you're the best bottom around?

Because basically, even with most gay dudes being bottoms, most bottoms are the same.

Have you ever tried Pure for Men?

R142, OP already answered your first question. Your second is a bottom-shaming cliche and no longer even remotely funny.

So stop being a twat.

Anything?

Op dear, Put quotes please so we know what you're answering to.

In case you don't know (I didn't until recently!), type [quote and then the ] after "quote", followed by pasting what you're responding to.

I'm the 26 year old German virgin. Do you want to take my virginity, darling :P

R124 - My personal belief is that if you need a rice fix, eat real whole grain rice ( just in moderation). No, I cannot split on a dick.

R125 - Thank you.

R126 - I am not a celebrity or anything in front of a camera, but I do work with the entertainment industry. My job title does not explain what I do and would prefer not to give it or the company that I work for. I think I gave my current salary in a previous response, but it is between 75K-100K.

R127 - I Googled something about Colton Haynes and discovered this site.

R128 - You are right. They are bottoms feeders. Horrible, awful, and talentless people. There ought to be a law against them.

R129 - First Datalounge, then the world!

R130 - I haven't gotten to that one yet, but will be sure to post my review when I do.

R131 - Chocolate.

R132 - I have never been gangbanged. I don't think I would like being bound. I don't think I could ever trust anyone that much to give up that kind of control.

R133 - I'm not planning on being in Phildelphia any time in the near future, but thank you for your kind offer. You are very sweet.

R134 - I am not a total service bottom, so I don't mind when someone wants to suck me. But I do have to be in the right mood for it.

R135 - Typically yes. But sometimes you get so into pleasing the top, that all the focus goes to my hole and his cock, so my cock will go to a semi, but never totally limp.

R136 - The last time I got fucked was Monday night, by a regular fuck buddy. I would say I get dick twice a week. Three times on a really good week. Tinder, Grindr, Scruff, Clubs, Parties, and the regulars.

R137 - I hope you aren't too disappointed.

R138 - I really don't know. I'm not really big into romantic kissing, but I love dirty sex kissing.

R139 - To be sort of honest I have never really thought all that much about Shawn Mendes. If he's a bottom, then that's just swell. I hope he enjoys it as much as I do. As for other celebrities I don't really know who bottoms or tops.

R140 - I'm not sure, but it's somewhere between 8 and 9.

R141 - Missionary. You can see his face when he's fucking you. I don't think there is anything hotter than see the guys face when he's fucking you.

R142 - Other than an accident my first time, and even then I didn't shit the bed. Nor have I ever used a traffic cone.

R145 - The hazmat team comes in immediately afterwards. No, but seriously I just use Tide pods. And they've changed the package which kind of sucks, but we don't want little kids eating detergent.

R146 - I do not know Kris Jenner and I am not her assistant. I have seen her from a distance.

R147 - I've heard of her, but couldn't recall any of her music. So I went to Youtube and her music is not really my thing.

R148 - No, I am almost certain that I am not the best bottom around. I love it and will show you a good time and put in a good effort, but I'm sure there are others with far greater skills and abiliites than me. Only a handful of guys have truly perfected the art of bottoming, the rest of us will just have to settle for second string.

R149 - I have not used Pure for Men.

R151 - N/A

R152 - Thank you for the suggestion, but I'm going to keep replying the way that I have been.

R153 - No thanks.

R127

OP what type of mattress would you recommend to maximize pleasure for the bottom ? Inner Spring or Memory Foam ?

Do you get hemorroids?

do you like poppers?

Can you cum hands-free?

Have you ever been in a romantic relationship?

Where do you see yourself in five years?

What's the farthest distance you'll travel for a social app hookup?

What's your age range preference for guys you'd like to get fucked by?

On the social apps, how much texting is required for you to decide that, yes, that guy can come over and fuck you? (Or for you to go to his place).

What do you think Kris Jenners pussy taste like? And do you like krispy Kream donuts?

Are you into rimming?

Have you ever worked the yachts at Cannes? And if so how much money did you make? Have you ever been paid for sex in Hollywood? And have you ever fucked or been fucked by a celebrity?

Have ever been fucked so hard that you're asshole started bleeding?

Do prefer to be fucked by good looking twinkish tops? Or really masculine handsome mature tops with really nice built bodies? Because I prefer mature tops with really nice built bodies.

R155 - I currently have a memory foam and it's fine.

R156 - Never had them.

R157 - Except for a little bit of weed, I'm basically a clean teen.

R158 - Yes.

R159 - Yes.

R160 - I'm saving for a house, so I would like to have my first house by then.

R161 - From Silver Lake to Calabasasas. Age range for sex can be as young as 19 to as old as 55. Personal rule is never let anyone come to my house until we've met at some public spot first. We can text back and forth a bit, but we have to meet up somewhere in public first, like a Coffee Bean or the Farmer's Market or somwhere. Late night hookups usually originate at clubs or with regulars. A friend of mine had something horrible happen, so I've been really cautious ever since.

R162 - I'm going to assume that Mrs. Jenner's pussy tastes like a pussy of a woman her age. No, I do not like Krispy Kream Donuts.

R163 - Guys rim me all the time. I don't personally rim.

R164 - Never worked the Yachts. I have never been paid with money, but a very nice man brought me a new laptop after we had sex. I didn't ask for it. It just showed up at work one day with a card that said enjoy. I've never had sex with a famous actor. I have watched a famous actor have sex, but it wasn't with me.

R165 - Once.

R166 - Right now I'm going through a daddy/DILF phase. But if you want my typical type, I like guys who look like Clark Kent. Dark Hair/Blue eyes/deep voice is my thing. There are exceptions, there is this one guy in straight porn that drives me insane and he doesn't look like Clark Kent, but he's fucking hot.

Miss OP, do you feel pretty like a girl when you are being penetrated in your anus?

I think OP sounds totally hot.

Did you watch the actor have sex by accident? If not does the actor like an audience?

Do you twerk?

You need to be a writer. And is your name Justin?

OP what are your thoughts on poppers and probiotics ? Do they contribute to a more pleasurable experience?

You ever take it ass 2 mouth?

Do you like guys to cum in you or shoot outside?

OP have you ever had a guy with a dick so small you told him to never mind ?

I have not learned anything particularly noteworthy from OP.

How many times have you experienced anal prolapse? Did your entire rectum spew out through your anus? How long did it take the ER doctor to cram your rectum back in through your raw anus?

OP......THIS............

I don't know....for some reason, this thread is really entertaining. I think it's because the OP seems genuine and pretty straightforward instead of a trolling, old queen with Cheeto-stains on his fingers like most OPs who try this.

[quote]Have you ever tried Pure for Men?

Don't fall for that overpriced marketing bullshit. Get some psyllium husk at Walmart for 80% less and call it a day. Tired of seeing that shit get shilled everywhere, taking advantage of dumb gay men.

R103 Thanks for the link.

R124 Calling it S/M is a little extreme. A fuck can be painful but do no actual damage.

And, yes there are lots of bottoms who enjoy a hard fuck and plenty of tops who love giving it to them.

[quote]I'm curious why the bottom's discomfort so often increases the top's pleasure. It's not just psychological (dominance) but physical as well. It's like the asshole is milking the cock.

For me, much of the excitement arises from someone who is all about giving the top pleasure. OP sounds like a great bottom. And if they're willing to do it knowing it's going to hurt, even better.

Actually, OP, what's your take on the bottoms in pain debate? You've DP'd and there's bound to be some pain, or at least discomfort, involved in that.

No need for any quotation marks, R152, just hover your mouse over the reply number and the question being responded to will pop up.

r177 Same here.

Queens, it's not about reading Adorno.

It's about someone intelligently and honestly discussing his sexual activity and giving us a window into his mind.

He could loosen up a bit and experiment with a sense of humor.

What's the age of the oldest man you've slept with? And was the sex good?

You mentioned before that "the clock is ticking". DLers seem to think that there's an expiration date on bottoms. Thoughts?

R186 has the mind of a child

r189 you keep using that same line on various threads. I hope you're not that boring in bed.

R190:

Run along to Cartoon Network

OP, do you have any fetishes? If so, what are they?

R168 - I've been getting fucked for a while now and I'm trying to recall a time when I felt like a pretty girl when I was being penetrated and there is just nothing coming back to me. I don't think I would have forgotten feeling that way or repressed it, so I'm going to say no, it has never happened.

R169 - You are much too kind. Thank you!

R170 - No it was not by accident, it was at a sex party. We just happened to be in the same room .

R171 - Only by request.

R172 - My name is not Justin.

R173 - I am totally in favor of poppers or whatever else for those who want to use them. However, for me personally, I'm not into poppers or anything that is supposed to "enhance" sex. I think if you need something to make sex more pleasurable or tolerable or to make yourself more uninhibited than maybe you shouldn't be having sex. Again, this is for me personally. It is not my place to graft my beliefs on to others or to expect them to think, believe or live as I do.

R174 - Yes.

R175 - I prefer it on my face.

R176 - While I have my preferences on cock size, I can make any dick work.

R177 - I hope you had an enjoyable Thanksgiving break.

R178 - Never. No. I went to the ER when I was 12 for a snake bite, but never anything butt related.

R179 - Those are some meaty fingers.

R180 - Thank you!

R182 - As I have said a few times, I don't think sex should hurt. If the bottom is in pain, then someone isn't doing something correctly. I'm an experienced bottom and even I can't just sit on a 10 inch cock without some warm up and prep. This is usually where pain and discomfort comes from, lack of preparation. That all being said, we are all aware that bottoms in pain can be the trigger for a lot of tops to get off and when you meet a top like that you play into it. A good bottom uses more than his hole to get his top off.

R185 - Thank you!

R186 - I always keep it tight.

R187 - I had sex with a friend of my Dad's, which is probably one of the sleaziest things I've ever done. But it was so fucking hot. He was somewhere in his 50s when he fucked me.

R188 - I'm not ready to be put out to pasture or anything, but I'm a gay man in LA. As I'm typing this, 500 younger, prettier, sluttier bottoms have just got off the bus from Whereverville, USA. Men like young and men like pretty, but more importantly men like new. I don't think there is an expiration date on bottoms, but there is an expiration date on the number of opportunities that are available to you as you get older. I personally think the problem with a lot of gay men is that they have a hard time accepting that their tastes in men have to age as they age. And if your taste in men doesn't age along with you, then make damned sure you have a lot of money or something that a lot of people want to keep the types of guys you want coming.

R192 - Cum on my face is a huge turn on. Dirty, filthy talk. Being used. Right now I'm going through a daddy phase, which started this past summer.

OP you sound crazy hot and I’m throughly enjoying this thread. Thanks!

OP, sorry if I missed this one. Do you ever do groups?

[quote][R186] - I always keep it tight.

Ha. Lovely.

What do you want for Christmas?

[quote]I always keep it tight.

More like uptight.

Coin slot or rosebud?

Pay attention, r199, he answered "coin slot" forever ago.

1. What is something sexual you would like to try, but haven't yet?

2. What is something you fantasize about but would never do irl?

👍 R200. This thread need Cliff Notes.

r202 Or his Vagina's Monologue.

OP does your ass react when you see a guy you are into ? Does your prostate pulsate ?

If you accidentally sleep through your alarm and rush into work without showering after a one night stand does your mussy get musty?

Bend over.

Exactly!

Hi Ben!

R205 beat me to it. I was going to ask if you fingered yourself right now. What would you're ass smell like?

Do you have a Bush down there?

Do you wear wigs?

When you're by yourself. Do you ever pretend you're any particular female celebrities? Like Kris Jenner or Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, or even Britney spears? And do you like to dress up in woman's clothes. With a strap on, on? I just want to know what you do when you're by yourself.

Have you ever spun a fidget spinner inside your colon?

Are you a TRUMP supporter? Or are you with her?

Where was the craziest place you had sex? And with who?

Tell us something about your bottoming that hasn't been asked in this thread yet.

Can someone please explain to me why the replies are acting like the OP is some kind of alien novelty? A bottom is a dime a dozen. Why do you care, even remotely, about his particular proclivities? Is it because the people in this thread haven't had sex in years or something? If so, (and if you're so interested in bottoms and their issues / questions / experiences) basically every poster on reddit's gay subs are bottoms (/r/topsandbottoms, /r/gaybros). There's no end to this - OP hardly some kind of unique flower in the wild. Just another black hole cum dump - zzzz.

I'm also surprised OP thinks people would care about his hole-hobbies, but apparently he was right & people do. Bizarre.

Oh please, R217. This thread is so refreshing and OP answers every question, no matter how off topic it is. He is gracious, honest, polite and classy. He’s a gentleman which is a rarity on DL.

How did you end up sleeping with a friend of your father?

Oh please R218 - 99% of personal topic threads here are trolled to death & called ESTs or whatever else - and they're far more interesting than this. And a thread about being a bottom (not interesting, not an accomplishment, not unique) gets so much attention because he is "gracious, honest, polite and classy" ? lol - yeah talking about getting double penetrated is so classy.

>50% DL are bottoms. I do not get the fascination like he's an endangered species.

So get off the thread R220. Unless your only purpose it to pee in other people's porridge.

R220 got issues

Link please.

R220 is jealous.

[quote]OP answers every question, no matter how off topic it is

Actually he's skipped a lot of off topic questions.

do you like dildos?

R220, there are many classy gentleman who’ve been doubly penetrated.

Do you do it raw/bare/unprotected or have you ever been gang banged?

R194 – Thank you!

R195 -- I haven’t yet.

R197 – I haven’t really thought about it. Let me think about it and I’ll respond when I come up with something.

R198 -- For others I am a live and let live non-judgmental kind of guy, but I can see where you might think I’m uptight in my own personal life.

R199 -- Coin slot.

R200 – Thanks!

R201 - 1) A married couple. I’ve been hesitant because of bad karma, but I think it would be hot. 2) Being used by a group of guys, Dawson style.

R202 -- Let me know if I can help in any way.

R204 – When I see a guy that I’m into, I immediately begin to imagine what his cock is like and what kind of fuck he would be.

R205 -- That has happened and yes it does.

R206 – You don’t have to ask me twice.

R209 -- I just did so that I would be able to answer your question and there is currently no smell. Ask me again after I go running, later tonight.

R210 – I have a trimmed bush.

R211 -- No. I have a full head of hair.

R212 -- No, I’ve never pretended to be a female celebrity. I have work women’s clothes. I dressed up as a cheerleader for Halloween a few years ago. When I’m by myself, I read, run, bike, Hike, Netflix/Hulu/MSNBC, check out Datalounge and various other sites.

R213 -- I have two of them and I love them. But I have never tried either one up my butt.

R214 -- I am not a Trump supporter. I voted for Senator Clinton in the primary and in the general.

R215 – The Shakey’s on Santa Monica. I have a rule that I won’t let dating app hookups come to my house until we have met in public. He wanted to meet at Shakey’s, which is sketchy, but I agreed to meet him at there. He was so hot and he walked in with a hard on and showed it to me which just totally got me going and I had to give it up. He knew someone at this location (I think it was his dealer or he was the dealer, it was so kind of drug connection) and we went into the back and fucked in a store room. One of the hottest fucks that I’ve ever had and one of the biggest cocks that I’ve ever taken.

R216 - If you are a bottom, in addition to regular STI checks, get your hole checked out. I would recommend a gay doctor, but just a get a doctor who understands gay sex and who you feel comfortable talking to. Also step outside of your comfort zone at least once a year. Hook up with a guy who is the opposite of what you’re typically looking for.

R217 - There are a lot of us and I am nothing special.

R218 -- Thank you!!

R219 -- After he and his wife divorced, everyone said that he was gay and that was the reason for the divorce, which made me curious. So after a BBQ at my parents’ house, I gave him a ride home to be “nice”. I went swimming in his pool and challenged him to a wrestling match and I let him pin me. This all led to sex. He was really guilty and begged me not to say anything. I shouldn’t have done that.

R220 - Save the bottoms. Please donate generously.

R225 - I’ve only skipped the ones that weren’t clear to me. If I’ve missed something that was crystal clear, then I apologize.

R226 - Yes. I have a favorite dildo.

R227 - I always send a handwritten thank you note after I’m DP’d.

R228 - Usually condoms, but I have been raw-dogged. I have not been gang-banged.

You’re funny

OP, you are the BEST

What sexual fantasy do you have that you haven't experienced?

Describe yourself. Do you look like any celebrity at all?

What kind of guys do you generally go for? Anyone with a big cock or do you have standards?

OP describe the fattest and ugliest guy whom you allowed access to your kingdom, were they good fucks?

Do your parents know you're a bottom? What does your dad think?

#bottumzrool

OP did anyone ever try to "shame" you for being a bottom or passive? Are you HIV+?

Do you listen to Barbra Streisand when your rosebud is breached?

Do you have a hairy hole?

What's your advice for getting the maximum pleasure out of cocks that are too small and too big?

are you using your favorite dildo right now? as you type this?

How do you decide if raw or condom?

When you took it ass to mouth was it after raw or condom fucking?

I must say, if you are any guide, bottoms are so much hotter than tops

[quote]ask me anything

How do you feel about the situation in Syria?

How many loads have you had up your cooter at once?

I assume you are in the LA area, are you prepared if the North Korea attack is launched while you are engaged in coitus ? Do you have a designated shelter area to proceed with sodomy during the attack ?

Dear Lord in Heaven!

Does your mussy prefer long and deep or hard and fast?

R230 – Thanks!

R231 – No, you are!

R232 – Have sex with a married couple. Be gang-banged and used Dawson style.

R233 - I’ve been told that I look like an actor named Freddie Stroma.

R234 – Guys who look like Clark Kent are my usual go to. I also like guys with edges who are the polar opposite of me in terms of background and life experiences.

R235 - I let a 300 # guy fuck me once. He was really sexy and very agile for his size. He was a former football player who was eating because he didn’t want to be gay. But he was a good fuck. The ugliest guy was this dude who was very well hung. I just had to have it in me, but he was a horrible fuck. He was one of those who thought all he had to bring to the table was a big cock.

R236 - My Dad knows. If my Dad hasn’t already told her, then she suspects.

R237 - #bottompride

R238 – The only bottom shaming that I’ve ever seen was here on DL. No I’m not HIV+

R239 - No. I don’t like music during sex.

R240 - No, it is smooth.

R241 - If the guy is not a gifted top, then you have to get into his head. That’s the only way to get maximum pleasure. Sometimes you are not going to have chemistry and no matter what you do it’s going to be a dull fuck, but figure out his triggers and then use that along with your hole to make it memorable.

R242 – No.

R243 – 1) To be perfectly honest, it’s a heat of moment thing. And it usually happens with a regular, who I trust or someone who turns me on so much that I lose my common sense. I have been tricked by one night stands before, who said one thing and did something else. 2) Yes.

R244 – Thanks!

R245 – The situation in Syria breaks my heart. I think we should accept more refugees here in the US. As for inside Syria, I like creating safe zones, but am on the fence about arming the opposition to al-Assad.

R246 – I really don’t like cum in ass and usually ask guys to pull out and cum on my face. But the few times that I’ve been cream-pied, it was just one guy’s load.

R247 – I am not prepared for a missile attack from NK and do not have a designated shelter.

R248 – Hallowed be thy name.

R249 – Hard and Fast. I love a guy who is going to just beat it up.

Props OP. You show how hot a bottom can be.

Name four first ladies you really liked.

Have anyone ever tried to kill you during hook up for sex?

[quote][R243] – 1) To be perfectly honest, it’s a heat of moment thing. And it usually happens with a regular, who I trust or someone who turns me on so much that I lose my common sense. I have been tricked by one night stands before, who said one thing and did something else. 2) Yes.

re:#2 'yes" meaning you've done A2M BOTH after condom and raw? wasn't sure what you meant.

BTW more props to you for being a cool guy

tell us if kegel exercises help

How hung are you? Do you plan on topping someday? Well, have you ever topped?

Have you ever made love?

OP, you said you’re 6’1. As a total bottom, will you hook up with a guy who is shorter than you?

Have you ever had shit in you're mouth?

Do you have any sex tapes on pornhub or anywhere online. Or any nude photos?

Can you cum with no hands if the top hits your spot just right?

Great thread

That's a 'yes' R261. OP answered that one.

R251 - Thanks!

R252 - Michelle Obama (Because she was everything), Eleanor Roosevelt (Because she ahead of her time), Florence Harding (Because she threw awesome parties), and Dolley Madison (she knows why)

R253 - No.

R254 - I've only done ATM without a condom.

R255 - Yes

R256 - A little over 6. I tried topping and couldn't keep it up. Same thing happened when I tried to fuck a girl.

R257 - No.

R258 - Yes. I have no issues with that height.

R259 - No sir.

R260 - No sex tapes. I have nudes without face.

R261 - Yes

R262 - Thanks!

R263 - Thank you!

OP, in the spirit of holiday giving, would you consider posting a pic of yourself presenting hole?

have you tried the peppermint mocha lube ?

Have you ever had a boyfriend? Do you want one?

Do ever think the constant looking for sex is actually a soul crushing enterprise?

What happens if you meet the perfect guy and you really like each other but he wants you to be vers? Do you think you’ll be a total bottom for life? Are you concerned that your pool of relationship candidates is a lot smaller if you’re only looking for total tops?Genuinely curious.

When is you're birthday? I'm curious.

I'd love to give OP a special birthday "Surprise"

Is your hole prolapsed?

R272 got issues

OP have you ever been fisted or used drugs during sex like cannabis, alcohol, cocaine, meth, or Amyl/poppers?

R265 - Thank you for asking, but I can't do that.

R266 - No.

R267 - Yes. Not at this time.

R268 - No. There are other things far more soul crushing.

R269 - 1) I'm not vers. I a bottom. 2) Yes. 3) No.

R270 - December 31

R271 - Bring it on daddy.

R272 - No.

R274 - No. Just weed from time to time.

Have you ever been rejected by a potential hookup or are so hot that everyone says yes?

are you a girl who can't say no?

Are you planning to buy the new Diana Ross fragrance as a gift for your female or trans M2F friends ?

So you're not a wet bottom? You're ass dosent get moist when you're being penetrated. I usually gose from being clear wet to being white and creamy looking if you're prostate is being hit right. That's the best sex. If you're anus isn't secreting fluid than you're not having good sex.

Trust me.

OP do you discuss being a bottom with your doctor? what advice does he give you? Are you concerned about fecal incontinence as you age?

What color are you eyes?

Your eyes that is

OP after take a raw load do you exchange texts with your top man later in the day telling him "I still have your babies inside me" or something to that effect acknowledge the eroticism of his fluid inside you ?

Is it a turnoff if a top you’re with wants to suck you before you bone?

What are you going to do with your "I'm a total bottom, ask me anything" fame?

Will there be a Broadway musical?

Any 'merch' ideas?

Would you do a guest appearance on the new Will & Grace?

Would you do a column?

R276 - Of course, some guys just aren't into it. We all like what we like and want what we want.

R277 - No.

R278 - No.

R279 - Then I guess I'm not having good sex.

R280 - 1) I do. 2) bottoms should get checked for anal cancer. 3) I don't believe in old wives' tales.

R281 - blue

R283 - No.

R284 - Not a turnoff, but not at the top of my list.

R285 - 1) fade into obscurity as this thread is beginning to peter out. 2) No. 3) Look for the t-shirt and cookbook coming this spring.

R286 - No. I don't understand that show.

R287 - Doric, yes. Ionic and Corinthian -- no way!

R283 is a sad creature

Are you asking for a Sybian for Christmas? Or do you already have one? Be honest.

When you masturbate do you use a dildo/play with your hole or just jerk off?

r37 north american gays are terrified they may be called the woman. we call outlets here male and female. no imagination just if you can get fucked your somehow less masculine.

[quote]Doric, yes. Ionic and Corinthian -- no way!

LOL OP. I'd tear your mussy up!

"I've only done ATM without a condom."

ATM?? Is that located at the sperm bank?

Ass to mouth, Rose.

R290 - I had to Google sybian. No, I do not have one or plan to get one.

R291 - I alternate between by Jack Harrer and my Marco Blaze dildos

R293 - Well, hello....

R294 - R295 beat me to the answer.

R295 - Thanks!!

OP why will you not buy my new fragrance?? I am crushed :(

Will you go to Drumpf's FB page and rate him so that he throws a tantrum when more people hate him than love him?

OP, would you describe yourself as more feminine or masculine? Would you say your friends are mostly bottoms, tops, or vers?

R297 - When I was behind you at Bristol Farms, you smelled very nice. But your scent would be all wrong for me.

R298 - I stay away from all things Trump.

R299 - 1) I'm just me. 2) They are all over the map. I also have lots of straight friends.

How many guys have fucked your ass?

Thanks for this thread,you seem like an extremely decent human being and I hope you find what you are looking for in the long term. I only wish I could find the female version of you.

R301 - I've lost count, but it's a lot.

R302 - Thank you, that was very kind of you to say.

Have you ever fucked anyone? When was the last time?

I’m sad that OP won’t post a hole presentation pic. 😔

If ever it were appropriate...

Do you like a top who talks dirty? I've got a fuck bud who digs hearing me call him a cock whore and a cum slut... I once told him, "get your legs in the air bitch, I'm gonna pound your ass" (which surprised me - don't know where that came from) and he did as told, looked at me and said, "fuck me man" (which I found very hot) .

He likes getting a facial and swallowing my load - Do you like having men cum on you? Do you swallow?

How many guys do you turn down regularly?

What presidents have you fantasized about being nude? And which one would you want to be fucked by?

R306 we know that OP likes facials...

why do you have hinged heels, retractable hips and a mattress for a back? backstory please...

R304 - It's not my thing.

R305 - I'm sorry that I made you sad, but the last thing I need is a pic of my hole on DL.

R306 - 1)Love dirty talk. The filthier the better. I have certain trigger words/phrases that just send me into fucking orbit, but I never tell them what to say. It has to be organic. I hooked up with this guy on Saturday who said something so disgustingly filthy that I had to hold myself back from cumming. This guy also did the pull all the way out and then slam it back in thing that I love. Oy gevalt! 2) Love facials. And yes, I do swallow.

R307 - For me it's not about turning guys down. It's about the vibe being off or just a gut feeling that something's not right. I try not to be rude and have never ghosted anyone.

R308 - Young Teddy Roosevelt looks like he would fuck you in half. So it would be Teddy.

R309 - Thanks!

R310 - I am the way that the Gods made me.

Are you into WS st all? Have you ever let anyone pee in your ass? An ex of mine wanted to do that but I couldn’t make it happen.

Have you ever been bottom shamed?

Do you have a loose asshole?

As a top, I actually get turned on when confronted with a loose hole. This was I know the guy is experienced and loves cock up his ass.

Have you ever called your hole a pussy during sex?

Are you actually Jason Gould?

Have any guys ever told you to not shave your hole?

Partial credit, R316

Thank you for all of your responses, OP. You seem intelligent, thoughtful, funny, and if you’re a Freddie Stroma lookalike, then you’re also very good looking. I’m wondering why you’re single, is it by choice? Is it that hard to find a relationship worthy total top?

OP do you wear slutty underwear like this to attract men to sodomize you ?

R312 - I'm not opposed to watersports, but it's not in my list of must dos. I have let someone pee on my ass.

R313 - No.

R314 - No, my hole isn't loose. Is it as tight as it was when I first started getting fucked? No. But it's not loose either.

R315 - No.

R316 - I had to Google him and no I am not him.

R317 - It's more or less naturally smooth.

R318 - He was the guy on Ray Donovan.

R319 - 1) I am single by choice. 2) I'm not looking for a relationship. It's not what I want for my life at this time.

R320 - No. I'm a boring boxer brief kind of guy. Sometimes boxers.

OP do you do Kegel excercises ?

How did your dad learn you were a bottom? Caught you in the act or read some raunchy text message? You are aware his son died to him at that very moment, right? And why would your mom suspect?

Often people's taste in porn differs from what they like in real life. What kinds of porn do you like, OP?

Do you need a big cock to feel satisfied anally?

How do you feel about surprise anal?

Have you ever been doubly penetrated?

R323 got issues

Do you allow colored men to penetrate you ?

R329 is a racist bigot.

Have ever secreted fluid during sex? The way a woman can. I see men In porn all the time secrete fluid.

My ex would sometimes secrete fluid. Not as gross as it sounds.

Bottoms who cum out the ass are the holy grail of bottoms

R328 Dads will never be fully comfortable with their sons' homosexuality as they universally see their sons as extensions of themselves, some more than others. Adding bottoming to that is rubbing salt into the wound.

My experience and those I’ve observed have been accepting dads and viscous mothers

You never know these days...

I suppose that trope was more accurate 40-50 ya

Have you and another bottom ever shared tops?

Yes, how does your dad know you’re a bottom?Thankfully, my parents have never asked me about my preferences and I would never bring up the subject.

OP, R306 here, I wish I knew what that top said which got you so close to firing off a load of spunk! Man I wish I had a fuck buddy like you... I've got a couple who are fun, but you sound like a really good time.

Have you had hands-free cum shots while getting plowed? Esp if you've got a good top who knows how to fuck. Love pulling my meat all of the way out and then sliding (slamming rarely makes a bottom feel good) all of it in at once...

R306 here... Damn OP, I wish I knew what your top said that got you so close to shooting off a load of spunk. I'd try it on a fuck biddy of mine who loves being called names and reminded that he's a cumslut who I'm gonna keep waiting for a facial.

BTW - keep the top who knows how to pull out and then get right back up your ass in one motion - that will drive a good bottom crazy. I've got a friend who loves that and I love giving it to him. Then hit him with a few short hard pumps...

R322 - I have.

R323 - 1) He asked me and I told him. 2) I am not aware of any such thing. 3)Because when I started paying my own bills, I stopped hiding who I am.

R324 - I like Bel Ami. I'm not sure what this says about me, but I love watching a twink white guy get gangbanged or double-teamed by a group of either Black or Hispanic guys. I hope that doesn't make me racist, but I find it incredibly hot.

R325 - No.

R326 - I have no problem with it.

R327 - Yes.

R329 - I have.

R331 - I have not.

R334 - I love my parents and they are very important to me, but I do not live for nor do I ask for their approval in aspect of my life. You can never truly know what is in someone's heart and mind, but I have no doubt that my parents love me and accept me for who I am. If they didn't, then that is on them. LIke I said above, when I started paying my own bills, I stopped asking for permission from anyone about anything.

R336 - Yes.

R337 - He asked me and I told him.

R338 - Yes. Not often, but yes.

R339 - He will become a regular.

OP have you ever ran out of lube and used a substitute that was at hand ? ( i.e. hair conditioner, margarine, suntan lotion)

R335 As evidenced by OP's creepy dad flat out asking him if he is a bottom, I'd say that "trope" is far from dead. Even after parents reach the "acceptance" phase, their kids' homosexuality will always be an uncomfortable matter. We'll always be something to "tolerate", I mean, can you really look at yourself in the mirror and say your parents wouldn't have preferred a straight child? It sounds cruel, but the sooner we come to terms with reality, the better for our psychological well-being as gay people.

*And before someone tells me my parents hate me, no, I'm out and I know my father loved me and my mother continues to love me.

You are a projection artist

One aspect of this thread horrifies me:

r335's description of "viscous mothers" and the complete absence of any Oh, Dear afterwards.

I am certain that on this particular thread, we can find a more suitable use of viscosity.

OP, have you ever been forced into having sex with anyone?

Do your tops care if you finish?

R341 - Vaseline

R342 - I do not agree, but you are entitled to your opinion.

R345 - Yes.

R346 - I get more turned on when they don't, but many do.

Are there certain foods you avoid? Do you take fiber supplements?

Do you like it men tops say demeaning things to you?

Have you ever partake in S&M, even light S&M--leather, chains, tying up, etc?

What's your ethnic heritage?

Tell us about when you were forced to have sex?

are you easy? As in, do you allow almost anyone who want to to have sex with you?

Are you hung? How big is your cock? Big dicked bottoms fascinate me

No prostate massage questions? Did I miss one.

I thought that was de rigueur in all bottom discussions.

OP, how much does a prostate massage matter in your pleasure from bottoming?

What exactly do you feel when you get fucked.

I'm admittedly not a natural bottom. I like the feel of warmth when a guy is in me (and his body on me), but I hate it if he fucks me fast and hard. It just feels uncomfortable.

I assume it feels much better for you

OP got FF, which means he lost his posting privileges.

Why you guys FF’ing everything?

Damn....

OP what is your interior design scheme of your domicile ? Mid Century Modern? Industrial ? etc . And being a bottom does that influence your design choices ?

What type of bed linens do you recommend for both comfort and wash-ability ?

The strikethrough does not mean he cannot respond.

It happened once to me with an innocuous thread with no explanation or complaints in the comments, but I was still able to post.

r359 good to know. Thanks

If everyone just "WW"'s it, it will counteract the FFs and the strikethrough will go away.

What tired, bitter queens dissed our OP?

R348 - I eat a high fiber diet. No supplements.

R349 - 1) Yes 2) No.

R350 - English and German

R351 - When I was 17, I thought I was hot shit and could control men by playing silly games. I ended learning my lesson the hard way from someone who was much older and much more experienced. It was brutal and I learned never to play games.

R352 - 1) Yes, I am easy. 2) As long as I'm attracted to them in some way.

R353 - I've been told that I have a nice cock. It's a little over 6.

R354 - It doesn't matter to me.

R355 - I feel happy.

R356 - I'm still posting.

R357 - 1) Aging frat boy. 2) I am drawn to tight, dark spaces.

R358 - I have the Calvin Klein sheets that are made from the same fabric as the CK underwear. I love them.

OP serious question , do you buy your fuck buddies any type of gift for the holidays? I have about 5 married fuckbuddies I want to do whats appropriate but I do not want to cross a boundary . I want to maintain the status quo

^ a prescription of penicillin?

R364 - I only buy gifts for family and selected close friends.

R365 - Everything is sparkling fresh and clean. No need for any of that.

OP has a vegetable such as a carrot or zucchini squash been used by you in lieu of a dildo or anatomical penis?

Have you ever had an encounter with a F2M trans who had the complete surgery completed ? If so did you know beforehand? How natural was the penis?

R367 - Not those specific items, but yes.

R368 - No.

OP--riffing off another thread--when guys tell you "I don't kiss" or "I don't suck" are you offended?

Or only if they're not all that hot?

And do you get that they do kiss and suck, but only with guys they're really into?

OP serious question , what kind of douche do you use ? Fleet? Plain water? Soap and Water? Perrier?

What did you ask Santa to bring you for Christmas? Does he have a "hard" deciding if you were "naughty or nice " ?

R372 see R290

Could you be monogamous for a long stretch?

R370 - 1) No, I am not offended. I've really never been that guy who was really into romantic kissing. It makes giggle. But I will kiss. As for sucking, to be perfectly honest I prefer to jack off after I get fucked. To be quite honest, all I need a top to do is fuck me and let me suck his cock. I don't need any reciprocation, but I'm not opposed to it.

R371 - Because of my diet, I rarely need to douche. I use a washcloth most of the time. When I do douche, it's with my enema bulb and warm water and freshen up wipes after that.

R372 - 1) Someone asked this earlier and I wasn't sure. Now, after thinking about it, I want to go back to Paris, so that is what I asked Santa for. 2) I've tried to be kind to others and treat people fairly... and I've been a dirty little slut for a number of nice guys this past year which they claimed made them happy, so i think that puts me in the nice column.

R374 - Not at this time in my life. Maybe one day.

OP, have you ever encounter a cock that was just too big and you had to decline it , You know like Miranda did in Sex in the City ?

How many calories do you eat a day? You said your lunch is like a piece of toast and and fruit if I recall.

Any techniques to get a guy to cum while he’s fucking you? My BF never does- he says he loves to feel me cum when he’s inside of me. When he fucks me, he almost always makes me cum before he does. The few times he did cum in me felt so good though.

When you did A2M, how did the cock taste? What did it feel like having it in your mouth after being pulled out of your hole? Where did he cum?

Totally?

A2M is a little too Jeff Palmer for me.

OP, what’s your shoe size? Do you like your toes to be sucked? Are you into feet?

R379 I’m not OP, but I do A2M all the time. It tastes like lube. If you’re not clean, you shouldn’t be bottoming in the first place. All my tops like when I do it. Guy who fucked me last night pulled out, ate my hole, and then continued to fuck me. Hot.

R376 - Never.

R377 - I will calculate tomorrow and let you know.

R378 - Get into his head. Find his trigger.

R379 - 1) It tasted like lube 2) Dirty and extra slutty. 3) On my face.

R380 - Totally.

R381 - I had to Google him. Now I will have to find some of his work.

R382 - 1) 11 2) No 3) No

R383 - Thanks R383

OP have you ever videoed yourself during coitus ?

Are you hairy or smooth?

Do you prefer hairy or smooth tops?

One of the best threads on here lately!

What do you mean you like to jack off after, don’t you like to cum getting fucked?

R385 - I have never videoed myself having sex.

R386 - 1) I am smooth. 2) I don't have a preference, but if a guy has chest hair I prefer full coverage and not spotty coverage or that stuff that just lands in the center.

R387 - Thanks. I'm sort of surprised that it is still going. Thought you fine people would have gotten tired of me a long, long time ago.

R388 - I have cum while getting fucked, but I prefer to let the top cum first.

Tell us some of your dirty talk trigger words then so we can use them on other bottoms

R390 - My trigger words only trigger me. I doubt if they would trigger other bottoms. I think we all have our own thing. All bottoms are different.

OP do you watch porn while you engage in coitus and if so who are your favorite porn stars ?

R392 - Not usually during sex. My favorite porn stars are Jack Harrer and Chad White (Straight porn)

Yeah @ r391 but there are tendencies and trends that can be predictive, and anyway you said ask you anything.

Have you ever had an anal orgasm?

When you watch straight porn do you picture yourself as the woman or do you ignore her completely?

Do you have messy bms or beautiful, artsy shaped ones?

Have you ever bled from anal? I’ve had two rough fucks this week and am bleeding internally and also in pain. Any suggestions? I’m serious btw and thank you for any treatment advice.

R398, Go see a proctologist. You may have the cancahhh

R396 - No, I do not picture myself as the woman, nor do I ignore her.

R397 - No mess at all.

R398 - Go to the doctor and the next time you get fucked, make sure that you're ready for it. You shouldn't be bleeding, even from rough fucks.

I wonder whatever happened to R398.