A Naked Josh Hutcherson Fights a VERY Hung Version of Himself on “Future Man”

Was just about to make a thread on this today after these screenshots appeared in my gay torrents stream.

Has anyone seen this show? It's supposed to be filthy and totally bonkers.

Thank god they used that arrow or I would never know where to look for his dick.

The "filthy" queen is here. All Hail Queen Filthy.

They're both prosthetics but fun anyway.

Holy. Shit.

But yeah the show starts off with Josh cumming all over another guy, and a couple episodes later that same guy rhapsodizes about stuffing his mouth full of street cock.

R3 Triggered much? I just read on AV Club that it starts with extremely nasty jokes from the get-go. I'll be sure to use another synonym in the future to spare you any further discomfort.

I envy the person whose job it was to attach that prosthetic.

His has a nice womanish hips. Is it a transitional?

WTF is with this new fad with male celebs using prosthetics, and then getting all this fucking attention and credit for going full frontal?

They're just wearing a glorified cock sock. I don't want to see some fake dong attached to you. If I wanted to see that, I could just pull up a photoshopped picture online.

Men are such fucking cowards. So insecure and afraid to show what they really have. You don't see women getting prosthetic tits pasted on them when they go nude in films.

Keep your plastic dicks, guys. If you're not brave enough to show us the real thing, then don't show us at all.

R9, nonsense. If the prosthetics look real I don't mind them at all. And you must be aware that you have to be in the Fassy/Hamm league to not get laughed at by some size queens.

You actually have to watch the show to get why they have different sized dicks (which is why at least one prostethic was necessary fromt he start for this scene) and since it's a Seth Rogen production the nudity is for laughs, so of course it's prosthetics and not real dick(s) you can jerk off to.

I would rim Josh for hours. He has a nice ass.

Any screencaps of the jo scene?

Is he a top or bottom?

R9 is an eldergay who chastizes young attractive men for doing the "towel dance" in the gym locker room.

His real size is pretty sufficient in its own right.

Bet he can spell "chastise," r14, you stinking male cunt.

I know the dicks are prosthetics, but does he show ass?

Hasn't he admitted to being a part time cock aficionado in the past?

[quote]And you must be aware that you have to be in the Fassy/Hamm league to not get laughed at by 99.9% of all men and women.

Fixed. No wonder all these guys are working out now. It used to be compensation for being seen as weak because you were into guys, now it's because your dick isn't big enough to count as a "real man".

R9, you can’t be serious about women not using prosthetic tits in films. Most women in Hollywood use them so often they’ve gone ahead and had them SURGICALLY ALTERED! Crazy hard to believe, I know.

[quote]I envy the person whose job it was to attach that prosthetic.

Especially since it has to be applied by mouth!

I was wondering how prosthetics are applied. Molded? Clipon? Elastic?

I want one for the gym. Where can I buy one? Can they be used for sex?

Nice one, R19!

Thanks!

He's implied that he's bi, hasn't he?

Yes, R27.

R25, as long as they don't use silly putty there all good.

It's unfortunate that his height has held him back from getting leading roles in film. He had the face for it back when he was 20/21, but being 5'7" just isn't going to cut it. Now he's having to star on some Seth Rogen toilet humor show, wearing fake dicks and spraying his fake cum on his coworkers.

Gotta make a living how you can though.

Just finished the series. The scene wasn't hot, sadly. And it was so obvious that both were fake. But hey, bonus points for even going there.

The show is fun with a few laugh-out-loud moments, and a few very clever things and moments. Lots of very deliberate and fun references to past sci-fi/time-travel movies.

[quote]It's unfortunate that his height has held him back from getting leading roles in film.

It may not be his height.

Are you sure he's even 5'7", he looks much shorter than that!

Yeah prosthetic dicks are everywhere now r9.

"Westworld", "Big Little Lies", "The Deuce" so many shows I watched recently had them.

My favorite line "... I fucked you with your own dick."

I wish Derek Wilson had done a nude scene. He's 'blazin' hot!'

Better looking than his brother.

His assistant blowing cocaine up his ass with a straw was kinda hot... makes you wonder if they ever got up to any more fun things.

It was definitely hinting at more than bromance.

Where did they ever get such an idea, R 39?

Totally, R40. Probably one of the more gay-friendly series ever made...

[quote]Probably one of the more gay-friendly series ever made...

More than series that actually have gay characters and gay relationships?

....There was some homoerotic humor, so y'know!

Do we at least get to see their real pubes?

R43, how do you walk with your knee jerking so hard like that?

DO NOT TRIM YOUR WARRIOR'S MANE!

Werid. My mom recommended the show to me.

What is with that pubic hairdo? At least they weren't totally shaved off though.

You... you want to go rat-hole to rat-hole?!??

(PUKE!)

[quote]So insecure and afraid to show what they really have. You don't see women getting prosthetic tits pasted on them when they go nude in films.

To see what happens when you decide to show your penis to the world feel free to check out this thread then realize that half the time someone shows their junk they will have to deal with comments like these forever and ever until the end of time.

People can start by not making fun of flaccid dicks.

[quote]Hasn't he admitted to being a part time cock aficionado in the past?

HA. Saying shit like “You never know what will happen in the future” or “I might be open to it” instead of actually confirming it--like most actors-- is essentially a way to ensure that his sucka-filled gay fan base supports his “acting.”

R51 He's still very young Maybe he hasn't figured it out yet.

Another screen shot

Who got paid to apply the prosthetic and the pubic wig? Just curious. Because I want to really envy them thoroughly.

Is this a prosthetic? Based on the size of his real dick @R15, it looks to me like this would be his actual (soft) size.

Fake dicks and ridiculous pubic haircuts. GROSS

That's a prosthetic, and his real junk is probably tucked down in the balls of the prosthetic.

Why, though? His actual cock is nice if the selfie is real.

I'm sure you can think of a bunch of reasons if you try, R58.

The real question is: Will there be a season two?

He does have a beautiful butt and handsome face. He can be a leading man. He does it for me at least!

The normal cock isn't a prosthetic. He'd have to be the size of an acorn to need one and we know he isn't.

It's like the Photoshop trolls who declare every photo as fake. You just ignore them...

You know, they've SAID they were all prosthetics. It's not just some troll yelling "Photoshop!" for no good reason. It's just a fact that it's not real.

I mean if you have eyes they were obvious prosthetic. Just like when people yell photoshop it is because it is obvious to people who have an eye for that sort of thing.

Some people just get upset at hearing the truth.

[quote]You know, they've SAID they were all prosthetics.

Where's the link that said ALL cock shots were faked.

It has nothing to do with "hearing the truth," It's about logic and expense. No one would create a prosthetic the same size as his actual cock, especially when everyone's already seen his dick.

Won't someone please, please SHIT IN MY MOUTH???!!!?????

R65 isn't very bright.

There is no way he is 5'7", more like 5'4" on a good day

[quote]R65 isn't very bright.

Somehow, you sound like the dim bulb, not R65. No one put a prosthetic on this cock to make it look the same size (or smaller!).

R69 doesn't know the difference between flaccid and semis.

He's a gullible dumbass.

That's a pretty long distance cum spray they gave him in this. Hot.

R70 never got over the fact that Santa isn't real and now he thinks everything is fake.

I think R70 is displaying his lack of familiarity with cocks. The semi-erection at R69 could very well be, when flaccid, the cock at R65.

I'd be cautious about throwing around terms like dumbass when you're making silly, unsubstantiated claims.

Josh also used a prosthetic face. He's attractive but the director thought he'd look more realistic in a rubber mask.

[quote]I'd be cautious about throwing around terms like dumbass when you're making silly, unsubstantiated claims.

Unsubstantiated? EVERYONE INVOLVED SAID IT WAS A PROSTHETIC, DUMBASS.

No R75, they didn't. And you know that or else you'd have linked that quote. Only the enormous one is a prosthetic.

Pathetic that name-calling and SCREAMING is all you have.

R76 you might as well block the prosthetic/Photoshop trolls. Life is too short.

Will he ever come out? It's becoming more obvious.

Some people apparently either didn't read the link in the OP or have zero reading comprehension.

R78 He has said he's mostly straight.

Future Man is a highly under-rated series!

On Colbert last night Josh talked about stripping nude with Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth when they visited a fetish club in Berlin. He also made it clear that his big dick in Future Man was definitely a prosthetic.

He’s an entertaining little tinymeat bottom.

I just can't with Josh for some reason...what's the allure for some of you?

Are you KIDDING me? I've been obsessed with him since before he was legal, and that's annoying to me because I'm not into youngsters. He's so fucking hot. So cute. So adorable.

SEASON TWO OF FUTURE-MAN PREMIERES THIS WEEK!

He was on Live with Kelly and Ryan the other day, and he was wearing the most obvious elevator shoes (sneakers) I've ever seen. AND even with them on, he was barely and I mean barely taller than Kelly Ripa! Very short man, but he is very cute and charming.

I want him to be my own personal pocket-gay.

I think he's admitted to being bi? He's very LGBT supportive. And very cute, very sexy, smart, a good actor, and seems like a decent person.

I want to invite him over to my house to watch early 80s gay porn together!

It's CGI!

What's that from, R88?

It's ' The Kids Are All Right' r 90.

Made for fucking.

The boy can’t help it.

I wonder if he'll be naked in season two.

YUP! He's full frontal naked (with his HUGE cock and balls) in episode one!

I love Josh’s big cock.

It's so pendulous.

Little tops are so cute.

He’s fat and fay

So many Joshes, all in a pile.

SEASON TWO

Wolf is hot:

I want to see these two fuck

Hung Josh fights Average Josh

Finished Season 2. I'm here to answer your questions now.

He’s such a cute little stud. I bet he’d be a cum crazy, insatiable bottom.

He’s ok. Y’all are acting thirsty again.

He’s plain.

But dat ass.

Yeah he’s nearly a legal midget, but he’s cute and that asssssss

What is "a legal midget?" Must they carry papers?

Yes.... Otherwise they'd be considered an 'undocumented midget'.

God, I want him to be my little pocket gay, my little compact sex toy...

I mean... DAMN...

Hell yeah...

What's not to love?

He'd look cute getting spun on some burly daddy's cock.

Or on his back, legs up, toes in my mouth.

That look on his face as you bottom out in his ass.

I would gladly pay to have sex with this hot, pocket sized boy wonder.

Easy to carry him home and to bed.

Short enough to have his own reality show on TLC!

He'd be my perfect little-spoon.

The main flaw in season 2 is not enough Josh Hutcherson.

R122 I bet he's a snuggler.

Why is he so compelling? I get hard just thinking about him.

R125 He looks like he wants you to fuck him.

Just watched the final season and it's fun, but not as hilarious as the previous seasons. Nice ending and Josh is dating several, iconic people in one very special episode.

The type of guy you just want to lay in bed with all day. He's so damn cute!

This last season was not funny at all (I was surprised at how funny the first season was), but as r127 says, the ending is very sweet. Also: gay relationships!