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And want some fruit punch
So the bouncer says "Wait in cue with behind those other couple dozen men
So after thirty minutes the lead fag gets to the head of the cue and says "What do you mean you only serve hard liquor?"
And the homosexual all were sad because they wasted their time and there wa no punch line.
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2018 7:24 PM |
Cue?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 18, 2017 1:36 AM |
epic fail.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 18, 2017 1:39 AM |
LOL You’re so stupid OP. “Cue”??? LOL Stupid, stupid OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 18, 2017 1:42 AM |
Bitch, you need Jesus.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 18, 2017 1:43 AM |
The word is queue, you stupid cuntlapping slagpile of offal.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 18, 2017 1:45 AM |
OP, you are too stupid to live. Seriously.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2017 1:53 AM |
This is hysterical and cue is an acceptable alternative spelling to queue and so is que.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2018 8:26 AM |
MOST DEFINITELY RETARDED
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2018 8:30 AM |
OP - Are you drunk?
Is English your second language? At least you used 'their' correctly.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2018 8:32 AM |
I assume it was parody
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2018 8:38 AM |
[quote]This is hysterical and cue is an acceptable alternative spelling to queue and so is que.
Alternative Spellings' Lives Matter. All of them. Any of them. No matter how wrong.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2018 10:21 AM |
I have a feeling the OP lives in a single wide trailer, is unemployed (by choice), has a fat wife and more than 1 kid and receives some form of government assistance.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2018 10:37 AM |
We fell off our chair!
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2018 10:42 AM |
OP 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2018 10:43 AM |
dad joke
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2018 10:45 AM |
I bet OP is kinda cute and likes to cuddle
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2018 11:27 AM |
R7=OP
and yes, just as "komppater" is an alternate spelling for computer. Mmm hmm.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2018 11:53 AM |
I had to read your little joke twice OP. Finally, i chuckled.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2018 12:17 PM |
Cute and funny. Can OP do it again ?
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2018 12:27 PM |
Did you hear about the two queer judges who tried each other?
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2018 12:34 PM |
Funny
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2018 1:26 PM |
Did you hear about the gay minister who wrecked his organ on a hymn?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2018 7:24 PM |
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