One of The Biggest and Most Desirable Butts in the World

MATT Damon.

Of course, DL fave Anthony [Cock] Recker

Anthony is the obvious front-runner. Back in his bootyliscious younger years, Paul Mercurio would easily have won most desirable pooter - hands down:

[quote] Anthony is the obvious front-runner.

Shouldn’t that be back runner?

Butt bump

Why does DL like such massive asses?

chris meloni, mathias schoenarts

Oscar Isaac

Eden Hazard

Julian Edelman

I like average sized, round butts.

Edelman’s at R10 looks somewhat flat yet very muscular.

Some freak no doubt.

Rafael Nadal

Barron Trump, when he comes of legal age and comes out of the closet.

Chris Meloni would be my first choice

Who asked you R11?

The Recker of course!

[quote] Some freak no doubt.

Such as?

R3 I agree with Paul Mercurio.

Does fat Garrett Clayton count?

Rob Kardashian back in the Dancing with the Stars era was donkyliscious. It is amazing what only two years can do to a perfect ass... Sigh.. Once e had a massive booty, flat tummy and cute face. Downhill never happened faster than for this once hottie.

Rob's hams:

Cute face and massive butt back in the day:

[quote] The Recker of course!

Who is the Recker?

And Rob again back in sexier times..

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One more try

The pics worked.

R25 see r1

I'm sorry, r25, see r2

[quote] I'm sorry, R25, see R2

Thanks, R31. That’s a man?

Anthony has a fat fatty:

Anthony hams:

carol burnett had a flat ass. *hic*

How is that relevant, R35.

She's a man, baby!

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Is Henry a DL fave or just a whipping boy?

Cal Ripken Jr.

....

Mine, bitches. All bow.

[quote] ALT

Who?

Matthew McConaughey

Matt Damon. I could eat that ass all day long.

Damon’s ass pales in comparison to McConaughey’s massive dumper.

There are 2. They belong to identical twins who have lived for a decade in the apartment across the street from me at the same window level. Moved in as college students. Still together though I witness many hot ladies pass through their lives. They are tall broad-shouldered dark-haired blue-eyed fellows and were body builders for a few years. Now they are fully fleshed out, the butts bigger than ever, still high set, the bodies a bit softer but holding up perfectly.

Someone answer R43. Then show him out.

Is this thread for male butts only?

Paul Mercurio circa 1993 would have owned this....

yes R49...no chicks!!!

Thank you, R51.

One of the biggest butts: the monstrosity belonging to Donald Trump

(Certainly not a desirable one, though.)

[quote] Why does DL like such massive asses?

especially since 97 percent of all DL'ers are raging bottoms

McBongo. Texas Forever

McBongo’s doesn’t seem that big.

His ass got pretty big for that movie

Funny banter

Have we visited with Nick yet?

Or Rafa?

No mention of the Snow Globes on Kit Harington?

You know nothing, DataLounge.

Paul Carrigan

Who is ALT?

[quote]McBongo’s doesn’t seem that big

Are you blind?

It looks kind of flat at R64.

Flat it ain’t

Droopy.

Matt has a very very nice ass, but it is nowhere near the massive ass category (Recker, Mercurio, etc.).

Is it at least huge, R68?

8:00 pm Eastern time.

Me, thank you for describing my ass!

Who are you, R71?

DL fave Patrick Wilson, still keeping it tight.

Adam Driver, winner of my own personal "Golden Globes."

R72 I can’t tell you. This is an anonymous site. I could be famous and bored tonight.

How is that big and desirable, R74?

Dustin Zito is totally bootylicious.

Who is he, R77?

There is a very famous shot of Recker nude from behind standing at a sink in the locker room, which many said was photoshopped but I always thought was real. I now think even more more it is real because google image searching for it under every search term combination fails to bring it up. Does anyone else remember the photo?

BTW, my searches did turn up this lovely photo of a hockey player in the locker room.

R79 - I too would love to see that pic.

R71, R75 = Manolo González Vergara

R79, that pic you’re thinking of is actually Jason Varitek. His ass looks very different from Recker’s but is often mislabeled as Recker.

I miss Jason Varitek. There was a popular video of his ass being caught in the background of a tv sports reporter interviewing another player.

GODDAMN r77!!! I want to dive my face right between those bubblicious ass cheeks.

I'm a hockey fan, so here's Sidney

#87 in the wild

Reese Rideout's glorious orbs.

I don't know about biggest or most desirable but JCVDs........

R88 - YES, he was by far the most desirable during his hey day. I hope that he pleasured a dick or two with that perfect ass; if rumors were true, he did just that.

Bump bump

More butts.

More Dustin Zito ass

Dustin Zito's big ass needs some love

Rugby players Lee Jones and David Denton

Others please.

Butt bump.

Jonathan Guijarro.

The "Biggest and Most Desirable Butt in the World" belongs to Pakistani cricketer Misbah-ul-Haq.

Butt bump.

Again.

Thurman Munson - certainly the biggest.

No mention of Justin Trudeau.

R102 - desirable, but not really big.

Another view of Trudeau's ass.

Bump.