Why is Charlie Carver not a DL fave?

Cute butt, identical twin. What’s not to love?

1) He is not hot. He is cute, sure.

2) He doesn't have some interesting personal life that he airs for everyone to discuss and follow. Him not being a narcissistic asshole is refreshing, but it leaves little available talk about (same with Luke Macfarlane who is private and invisible on social media)

3) He is sort of below the radar, not on projects that people here are actually watching.

Dick pics? If no, not interested

[quote]and doesn't come across as a narcissistic asshole on social media. So why is he ignored?

Are you new on DL ? He is not a narcissistic asshole on social media or any other place . Thats the exact reason he is not DL fave. If he was then he would have been revered on DL and had 10 threads per month like that Colton gay Haynes who whines about his fake anxiety issues while mooching of on sugar daddies and tumblers girls while having endless vacations on exotics place for past 8 years

[quote]He's openly gay, good looking, a nice guy and doesn't come across as a narcissistic asshole on social media.

Right there is your answer. On a message board that takes great pride in its pointless bitchery you've got to give Dataloungers something to bitch about.

Do some "Thank you Jesus for making me a masculine gay!" or "oooh, that Iain Armitage on Young Sheldon is such a sexy twink!" or "Teen Wolf was a shit show and I was constantly molested! Oh, and don't get me started on Marc Cherry and Desperate housewives *shudder*". Give us something and Datalounger return the pointless bitchery favor.

He should learn from Colton. He knows how to get Datalounger's juices flowing.

He’s gay so he’s pathologically narcissistic, no?

He needs to present hole to be taken seriously.

Terribly sorry for the typos.

Give us something and Datalounge WILL return the pointless bitchery favor.

He knows how to get Dataloungers' juices flowing.

Ass-shot from far away.

He's very cute, gay, and the fact that he's a twin gives one all sorts of fantasy material. I'm a fan.

He seems like a nice guy, but nice guys don't get far. The ruthless, back-stabbing opportunists get far.

I wish there'd be a gay version of 7th Heaven, some feel-good family friendly drama. That would probably be a nice fit for him and his image. Or does that already exist with Jane The Virgin?

r9 There's a close up of his brothers. I mean it must be pretty similar.

r12, from The Leftovers. I remember. Still didn't make me watch the show beyond the pilot. Sorry.

I don't find him that cute but I'm a fan of his ass. Any hole shots would be greatly appreciated.

Yeah he does seem to have a nice ass, that is always a big plus!

r13 I just saw the ass gif on Tumblr. I 've no idea what the show is.

Because Charlie Carver came out and said he is gay. The mystery is gone. We can't accuse him of being a closeted gay who won't come out. He let in the light of day. The palace intrigue is gone. Now he's just a regular gay so we tossed him aside.

Some old gossip that maybe Charlie is not that innocent

[quote]Yeah he goes to my gym, spends more time cruising the sauna and showers then he does working out! Not judging, just wonder if his boyfriend's cool with that?

[quote]HAHAHA! seen him there TOO! Every day doing weird stretches in the sauna and hanging out in the locker room on his phone, probably on grindr. JEEEZUS, Just go to a bathhouse already!

Since google alerts will inevitably bring him here at some point, hey Charlie! Share another pic of dat butt for us.

R19, maybe he’ll be our new Dylan Geick, only less surly.

Heh, if he actually started responding that is one way to make himself a guaranteed DL fave r20.

He made references to being no stranger to sexual harassment. Do we think that was Jeff Davis...?

[quote] [R19], maybe he’ll be our new Dylan Geick, only less surly.

Never there was ... pit of vipers ... yada, yada.

r21 Mark Cherry maybe?

Marc Cherry. yikes! Poor Charlie. He should get all the mental help he needs to deal with that trauma. Cherry is one of the few cretins who could turn me asexual for good.

Mr. Robot's a fan

He's a Bernie bro

Yep

Hes cute

r26 Yeah him his brother and Daniel Sharman campaigned for him.

R27 Kids are dumb. No surprise.

I ran into him in the supermarket once and he cruised me pretty openly. He's really cute in person.

[quote]I ran into him in the supermarket once and he cruised me pretty openly. He's really cute in person.

So why'd you leave him hanging? This could have been a much juicier story.

Ugh, he's not really attractive. But I admit that the fact that he's openly gay factors into his lack of popularity on DL.

Well, what do you think Charlie prefers, being popular on an anonymous message board that pretty much hates everything and everybody or being mostly ignored by an anonymous message board that pretty much hates everything and everybody?

I don't think Dataloungers will receive a 13 Reasons Why style of tape from him any time soon.

A Bernie bro??? THe California BernBros were extremely racist toward the Mexican Clintonites. No thanks, Charlie can go fuck off.

[quote] THe California BernBros were extremely racist toward the Mexican Clintonites

I can't tell if you're talking about politics or gangs.

That's a pretty big glass butt plug. Can he fit it in him all the way?

[quote]I ran into him in the supermarket once and he cruised me pretty openly.

Is that harassment? Call the media.

[quote] I ran into him in the supermarket once and he cruised me pretty openly.

[quote] Is that harassment? Call the media.

You know, if he demonstrated with a vegetable what he wants to do with you that vegetable could accuse him of assault!

Isn't Charlie rich enough to get a boytoy? Or does he enjoy the thrill of cruising?

We locked eyes over the eggplants.

[Quote] You know, if he demonstrated with a vegetable what he wants to do with you that vegetable could accuse him of assault!

Vegetables have feelings just like everyone else.

He's a locker room troll. He's always in the steam room naked doing stretches and bending over trying to get you to look at his hole.

tell my which gym and i'll join

R44 = desperate old perv.🤢

[quote]Isn't Charlie rich enough to get a boytoy?

He hasn't really done anything that would make him wealthy. Several seasons of "Desperate Housewives", 2 seasons or so of "Teen Wolf" and a year on "The Leftovers" along with several other projects. He may make enough to pay the bills, but I doubt that he's anything close to rich.

R46 I thought his family is rich to begin with.

That I don't know. If they are, it's hard to say how much of it he actually has.

Boring. Next.

I don't find him attractive at all. His face is busted, he looks like he's retarded. I think it's because his eyes are too close together.

Cause him and his brother look like cavemen, but he seems a nice guy.

R51 Exactly.

"DL Fave"?

UGH. Maybe because it's not 1996 and DL doesn't do that anymore?

I think he's sexy, smart and doesn't appear to be the typical gay Instaho that's so prevalent.

I love their sense of humour. Especially about the twincest.

His facial features are a tad too Neanderthal for my tastes, but he agreed to wear a sack over his head. Unfortunately, he took it like a man, so I lost interest.

He is cute but also a SJW

Might help if I knew who he was or why he is “famous”.

See I posted another butt shot

Any idea who the other two are? I'm guessing one is Max

He looks too much like faux liberal Matt Damon for my tastes.

Alright, enough with the “who is the person” while bumping this thread weeks later. Blocked all of you!

Uh, if you're referring to R60 I was referring to the pic at R59. Also I'm the OP

Charlie is the kinda guy you'd want to date.

OMG, his voice. He sounds like a pervy 60 year old gay man. I had no idea it was him who said happy birthday. I thought it was an old woman at first.

Here's the video with his voice.

He's a successful, handsome, seemingly well adjusted young actor, who also seems civil. Reason enough for him not to be a topic of interest for committed DLers.

Is he single ?

r60 Is naked frolicing in the hills common among 29 year old Twin Brothers? Then again they've been marketing twincest for so long r55 maybe it just occurs naturally now.

Awww

He doesn't come across as a narcissistic asshole.

I think he's lovely. Beautiful ass and body. Face is fine. How's his cock?

Yay! He's getting more work

I ran into him in the supermarket once and he cruised me pretty openly. I'm 74 in "real" years, but look 50 years younger. I would have gone home with him, but was obsessed with finding Italian 00 flour.

[quote] I'm 74 in "real" years, but look 50 years younger.

Doubt.

Has Charlie got a boyfriend?

Looks like it, his bf looks pretty hot.

No, that's just Max.

Maybe he's a big freak and we just don't know it.

r79, see post r18.

Lots of gossip about him being slutty that goes back years.

because he's openly gay

Face.

Looks like a caveman.

We're not all that crazy about good guys.

[Quote] He made references to being no stranger to sexual harassment. Do we think that was Jeff Davis...?

I don't think so. Otherwise why stay on for another season??

I lost interest when he started getting tattoos

[quote]Why is Charlie Carver not a DL fave?

Why does he have to be? It's not an entitlement.

r87 Because he's a debatable hot gay man working in television, unlike the old fat ass hasbeens that come out these days

He's not that great looking. And he has a funny voice.

Has he ever fucked Connor Jessup or Miles Heizer?

Old bottoms are hardly going to have any interest in young bottoms.

The straight identical twin is hotter than the gay one.

@R83 That could be attributed to the Neanderthal genes whites are more likely to have. And I mean that in the least criticizing tone possible.

R92 LOL

Do we know anything about his dick?

R95: it’s big, it’s beautiful, and you’re gonna love it.

He isn't a DL fave because he's a woke idiot.

who wear a blue suit? that is so 80s.

I love his blue suit. Almost as nice as his birthday suit.

Pretty much all young men wear blue suits, R98. They've been in fashion for most of the 2010s.

R97 I really don't think that's the reason.

This thread is three years old. Stop bumping it, Charlie! You're never gonna happen on DL.

The thread got some traffic. So, IMO bumping the thread was justified and Charlie is in the upcoming Ratchet TV mini series on Netflix.

Loved that little stunt he and Zach pulled at Broadway Bares.

Where is this master list of DL faves?

r105 Unfortunately for any would be archivists It'd be twice as long as War and Peace due to Instagram and TikTok posters.