What is your favorite Datalounge thread of all time?

Jodi and her husband's wedding.

I just found the one about squirrel named Darryl that didn't like the OP. It's pretty funny.

Thanks, r2. I also remember enjoying the I HATE JAMES TAYLOR rant thread. Pure character assassination. It was wonderful.

I liked the one dealing with my alleged autism.

It's nice to know someone cares about me.

Because my parents obviously don't.

For me, it always goes back to Melissa Gilbert and her shitbra, which I think Howard Stern even asked her about! Also Rob & his cheese farts was pretty good.

Some parts of the Michfest threads.

Star Jones, The Marriage of Bigaro.

The Libby threads featuring SS Terri ;) - highlights include "doctors are worldly" and baby Figment.

Kicker blocking the toilet at a party.

The classic Once Around the Garden. There were also a few Let's Pretend We're.....the very first ones. There was an office one, very funny.

Oh. Wrong thread.

Soft Butch Sous Chef.

Not that the murder of the gay victim wasn't horrible and sad. But our collective detective work and immediate identification of the perp as a disguised lesbian made for a memorable DL experience.

The most recent Cockgobbler thread covering his legal troubles and the fact his lawyers were asked point blank if he is gay was funny

Michfest. DART. Garbage detail. Sprouts. Brother Sun Gulag. Shame reduction showers. Goddess-sized womyn. Denise and the Rainbow Express. I miss our crazy lez sisters.

Poor people have screens on their windows

Lee-ann DeVette has restless leg syndrome

Alone for Thanksgiving

Famous community theater actress has HUGE feet

Cheerleader squad immolated in bus crash

Any links to the Libby threads?

I remember the feud between Dakota Fanning and Abigail Breslin (I think!). Then, the kids of other celebs chimed in. Had me in tears.

Wait - wasn't there one with something about a guy getting all nelly on the trick he took home, saying something like, "honey I'm not running a bed & breakfast here!"

I'm telling you NOW so I don't have to tell you THEN

Rose trying to get enough money to go to Michfest

The weed smoking les who drove the disabled lesbians on the "Rainbow Express" (or whatever it was called)

The first Miss Warwick thread - bringing up Whitney Houston dying prophetically and then people posting as the real events took place.

Brilliant.

Hands down, it's Danny/Denny and his rolling suitcase visit NYC.

All the MichFest ones, but especially the one about breastcasting for womyn of color (lateness will NOT be tolerated!) and the one about calling out Rainsong ("I have stated my boundaries, Rainsong").

Not without My Daughter and the missing can of frosting--probably the best elaborate scenario ever (runners-up: Jodi's wedding and "I'm not running a B&B here!"/turkey meatballs) because people really bought into it.

King Kong will stop the rain

I second R9 on the David Messerschmitt threads. DL sleuths not only figured out it was a woman, we helped solve that crime online and brought that catfishing murderer to justice.

Yes r20. Ronnie Hilton was forced to sat "ay haa" instead of King Kong. Because, as all of us know, King Kong can stop the rain.

"The" daugther and the missing can of frosting, yes !

Not this one.

It has been done to death.

YAWN.

Let's Be a Jennifer Aniston Movie, which included a few really plausible ideas, was a good thread.

I'm in Love With My Father in Law was fun.

This wasn't a single thread but: The last Judy "Pills" Garland meltdown, when Kirker rejected her and she spammed DL with drunken threads for the next several hours until the Webmistress banned her. JPG posted a picture of herself and Kirker said she wasn't her type, so she lost it.

Famous Jon-Benet's in history

Cocaine Gossip Girl's thread was the last good gossip thread we've had.

Soft Butch Sous Chef! We helped crack the case when a DL poster recognized the victim, identified his (secret) e-mail address and reported it to the DC police...which lead them straight to the killer.

Dead bodies on Everest.

People who poop in stores brought us beyond, including trains, and SHITTY LITTLE ANNE.

"Helen Lawson musicals that closed out of town" I believe it was called.

The responses were fucking hilarious.

[quote]'Member Denny Scott photography? He's shooting Hooters contests now. In Iowa.

Robert Won Murder mystery!