Serving up this steaming pile of
Celebrity Gossip
Gay Politics
Gay News
and Pointless Bitchery
Since 1995

Kim Davis' pussy

Does it stink?

by Anonymousreply 8015 hours ago

It's like a caved-in coal mine. It probably stank to high HEAVEN in its day. Been closed and forgotten about for years, now.

by Anonymousreply 111/09/2017

It smells like Donald Trump's asshole after he takes a heavy KFC shit.

by Anonymousreply 211/09/2017

Smells like opioid addiction.

by Anonymousreply 311/09/2017

like mildew and mothballs

by Anonymousreply 411/09/2017

She's got an opioid-induced, stoney TURD the size of a meatloaf stuck up her ass.

by Anonymousreply 511/09/2017

That lady ham is only satisfied by a road cone.

by Anonymousreply 611/09/2017

Like YEASTY blue grass

by Anonymousreply 711/09/2017

She was born without one. Her urine extrudes through her crotch skin like sweat.

by Anonymousreply 811/09/2017

It smells the way God meant for it to smell. All natural. Rich and loamy like peat moss, with just a hint of spoiled milk.

by Anonymousreply 911/09/2017

On the contrary, through her prison ministries she reaches all the hotties.

by Anonymousreply 1011/09/2017

Like biscuits and gravy

by Anonymousreply 1111/09/2017

Like neck fold sweat

by Anonymousreply 1211/09/2017

Nobody knows. It's been decades since anyone (including Kim) has directly observed it or been in any position to smell its likely stench.

She probably refuses to douche out of fears she might enjoy it and accidentally sin by masturbating.

by Anonymousreply 1311/09/2017

It smells of the folds of Mitch McConnell's testicles

by Anonymousreply 1411/09/2017

Like rancid Mac'n'Cheese

by Anonymousreply 1511/09/2017

Well, look at the rest of her & give us a good guess !

by Anonymousreply 1611/09/2017

bump

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2017

bump

by Anonymousreply 1811/09/2017

Stink doesn't even BEGIN to describe it...and I should know...

by Anonymousreply 1911/09/2017

bump

by Anonymousreply 2011/09/2017

R17 R18 R20 = moron

by Anonymousreply 2111/09/2017

It smells like Chick-Fil-A that's been left out in the sun for a few days.

by Anonymousreply 2211/09/2017

Oh my, not this one.

How did the Romanians react?

by Anonymousreply 2311/15/2017

She has to keep her legs together to prevent the flies from escaping.

by Anonymousreply 2411/15/2017

This Clerk of the County keeps doing anti-gay activities to garner attention. I suppose the subject of this thread fits that mold on the negative side.

by Anonymousreply 2511/15/2017

She's fat, old, doesn't look like she places much importance on her looks & upkeep. Plus, I'm most certain no man has really wanted to get near that shit since Jimmy Carter was president.

by Anonymousreply 2611/15/2017

Ugh r26, she be 51

by Anonymousreply 2711/18/2017

Scratch 'n' sniff, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2811/18/2017

That's terrible.

by Anonymousreply 2911/19/2017

Dead zone. Cow anus. Granny panties. Curdled milk. Fart locker. Rancid ham.

by Anonymousreply 3011/19/2017

Vagisil and Preparation H

by Anonymousreply 3111/19/2017

Tis' the season...

Pull the flaps back and see the bright red, blue, and green.

by Anonymousreply 3211/19/2017

Gay man may run against her.

by Anonymousreply 3311/19/2017

Retire her. Costly clerk.

by Anonymousreply 3411/21/2017

Like sour cream gone bad!

by Anonymousreply 35Last Thursday at 8:41 AM

The anti-gay Liberty Council, busy now supporting Roy Moore, took her to Romania last month to spread opposition to gay marriage.

The nepotism of her family running a Clerk's office is deplorable.

What is wrong with Rowan County?

by Anonymousreply 36Last Thursday at 8:48 AM

[quote] What is wrong with Rowan County?

What is wrong with the south?!

by Anonymousreply 37Last Thursday at 8:56 AM

I’m guessing it smells like mothballs.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Thursday at 10:14 AM

The visualization of that is not something to contemplate.

by Anonymousreply 39Last Thursday at 1:12 PM

R37 talking about one specific county having an election whereby the County Clerk defied federal law. Take your broad bush elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Thursday at 3:37 PM

[quote]Take your broad bush elsewhere.

I wish Kim Davis would take her broad bush elsewhere. Like Mars.

by Anonymousreply 41Last Thursday at 3:46 PM

Many have had it. Com' on, which of you straight, bi, eldergay super tops, and lesbians from KY partaked 20-35 yrs. ago? Do tell!

by Anonymousreply 42Last Thursday at 5:44 PM

Smells like wet bluegrass in the morning dew...

by Anonymousreply 43Last Thursday at 5:55 PM

Like Kentucky Fried Chicken grease

by Anonymousreply 44Last Thursday at 6:11 PM

Really Op, you have to ask? It can be smelled from 2 states away.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Thursday at 6:13 PM

Like aged beef tips left in a plastic container. In the back of the work fridge. Slightly green-blue splotches at the bottom.

by Anonymousreply 46Last Thursday at 6:26 PM

Kim's pussy makes Kellyanne's pussy smell like a bed of roses.

by Anonymousreply 47Last Thursday at 6:38 PM

It smells like Gin and Regret!

by Anonymousreply 48Last Friday at 2:06 AM

The holler she lives in stinks from one end to the other.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Friday at 2:13 AM

Those convicts in Australia can smell it wafting all the way down there!

by Anonymousreply 50Last Friday at 2:29 AM

It stinks worse than Kellyanne Conway's rancid, clapped out pussy!

by Anonymousreply 51Last Friday at 2:34 AM

It's one of the seven wonders of this earth ... nobody wants to see or hear about. Ever.

by Anonymousreply 52Last Friday at 2:34 AM

Smell? You should hear her fart. Her labia folds and flaps sound like a horse whinnying.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Friday at 2:49 AM

The gay man who was denied a marriage license by Kentucky county clerk Kim Davis two years ago is now running against her.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Friday at 5:55 AM

We dread the winter winds heading south from there. Smells like a combo of sulfur, sour goat milk, and Bigfoot farts.

And we tolerate a lot of rancid smells.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Friday at 7:13 AM

Will Mat's Liburty Counsel be setting up dates for the following to come campaign for her re-election; Mike Huckabee, Ted Cruz, Jim Jordan, Roy Moore, Mike Pence, and Trump?

But NOT Miss Lindsey.

by Anonymousreply 56Last Friday at 7:24 AM

Before the menopause, she used whole paper towel rolls as tampons.

"Some girl over here has the worst smelling cunt I've ever smelled in my life. And somebody over here has the cheesiest dick I've ever smelled. The two of them should get together and make a Denver omelette." - Divine (describing when Kim Davis and President Trump met for the first time)

by Anonymousreply 57Last Friday at 8:11 AM

Clam Chowder & Rose Perfume. That’s what “it” smells like.

by Anonymousreply 58Last Friday at 8:40 AM

Ratings

#1. Caitlyn's

#2. Chelsea M's

#3. Kellyanne's

#4. Kim's

#5. Sarah's

#6. Bab's (??? whoever gave that one)

by Anonymousreply 59Last Friday at 1:21 PM

I agree r2. I wouldn’t forget the balls or his ass either. Yummy!

by Anonymousreply 60Last Friday at 2:09 PM

It smells like 4 day old Kentucky fried chicken mashed potatoes and the meat inside a crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell

by Anonymousreply 61Last Friday at 2:23 PM

R59 don't forget Karen Pence's

by Anonymousreply 62Last Friday at 2:40 PM

Dang it, r62, knew something is missing. "Mother" be new #4. Others move down.

by Anonymousreply 63Last Friday at 3:33 PM

It smells like old douche water from the off-brand Summers Eve that she buys at the dollar store.

by Anonymousreply 64Last Friday at 4:06 PM

I think whoever started started the "Barbara Bush's pussy" thread has now been struck dead. R.I.P.

by Anonymousreply 65Last Friday at 6:03 PM

I'll ask Donald Trump to describe Kim's scent in detail and will get back to you. Meanwhile, just imagine the odor of Kellyanne Conway scissoring Sarah Huckabee Sanders for a close approximation.

by Anonymousreply 66Last Friday at 6:11 PM

[quote]Kim Davis' pussy - Does it stink?

What do you think?

by Anonymousreply 67Last Friday at 6:12 PM

Who cares, why would anyone want to get married in the bumfuck town she lived in anyway. It's like a couple of gay couples found out she was a homophobic bitch and decided to put her on the spot. The best thing to have done was simply ignore her, but of course you get some gay rights queen who if he sees any sign of resistance has to swarm down there and enforce the gay rights agenda.

by Anonymousreply 68Last Friday at 6:24 PM

Fuck you, you disgusting piece of lunatic shit at R68. Your homophobic suggestion that people in her position should be tolerated and permitted to use a public office to promote hate and inauthentic "religious" excuses for discrimination show you to be the kind of jabbering stool that we do not need.

Go stain another site, you wretch. Die there.

by Anonymousreply 69Last Friday at 6:32 PM

Is R68 the kind of troll the DL is now accepting?

Kill it. No excuse for this shit.

by Anonymousreply 70Last Friday at 6:32 PM

Kim and R68 praying to Jebus together.

by Anonymousreply 71Last Friday at 6:36 PM

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.

Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.

Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.

News Station Employee: [disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

News Station Employee: [horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

Brian Fantana: [tries to act casual and walk away] Whoa, what's that smell?

by Anonymousreply 72Last Friday at 6:37 PM

The gay couples who initially asked for marriage licenses were tax-paying residents of Rowan County and met all the legal criteria to receive them. The denials were the efforts of Kim Davis, and she created the bad drama. To force the couples to go elsewhere is discrimination, r68. Read the full story and try to enlighten yourself.

by Anonymousreply 73Last Friday at 11:47 PM

Eww is that neck sweat at OP's pic?

by Anonymousreply 74Last Saturday at 12:11 AM

It has cobwebs and dust bunnies.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Saturday at 7:24 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 76Last Saturday at 12:10 PM

Is she into guys with overalls?

by Anonymousreply 77Last Saturday at 1:41 PM

While she was processing the forms for the gay guy who filed to run against her, she was humming a church hymn.

The woman just ain't right, is she?

by Anonymousreply 78Last Saturday at 1:47 PM

The beauty matching a hillside of blooming rhododendrun.

The freshness of early June mowed bluegrass.

The texture of Tide washed overalls nearly dry on the clothesline.

by Anonymousreply 7915 hours ago

No one in their right mind would go near her foaming, yellow twat.

by Anonymousreply 8015 hours ago
Loading
Need more help? Click Here.
×

Follow theDL catch up on what you missed


recent threads by topic delivered to your email

follow popular threads on twitter

follow us on facebook

Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!